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ITT CHAT/DISCUSSIONS WINTER IS MIGHT BE COMING ON ITS WAY EDITION//

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ITT CHAT/DISCUSSIONS
WINTER IS MIGHT BE COMING ON ITS WAY EDITION// ITS A MOST WONDERFUL TIME TO BE QUEER

Well 4chan said this op post was two big and decided not to save what I already typed, so here we go again. Enjoy the lazy version

Its the real holiday season now(cayuse TG never counted) so its time to be joyful and joyous. Spread your joy to the glory of the lurd ITT
Only real Christians allowed here
Bring your photos, drawings, drawing requests, frankincense and myrrh here for upvotes and auto-gratification

>For new people that have never been in this thread:
Most posters in here are just like you, we're miserable, repressed sexual satanists with silk fetishes and an obsession for tractors

>Post as you like, this thread is just a general place to do normal 4chan shitposting and blogging about your day to day life, or vent about what every edgy shit you got going on

>We're proud to announce the success of our first "International Drunken Rant De-Tour For the Ashes", t. drunk anon your prize is in the front
You may join in the next "The Ashes" if it brings you closer to god, buhdah, allah, xenu, zeus, huitzilopochtli, shango, thor™, or whatever dirty brown god you hail

>Don't get discouraged by some of our our fat arse posts, we try to be friendly even tho it doesn't come off that way

>>Chat General
Take a picture of yourself if you want to.
>Music Discussion (Post what you're listening to ATM or been listening too, please...I'm tired of listening to barbie world)
>What are you doing?
>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo, it's pretty cucky if you're not but we won't judge, wageslaves...
>Video Games, you've been playing or just your favourite(wait favourite? don't you mean favorite). Post your username(s) if you want.
fucking british puff faggots and their favoruites
>Books you're currently reading
>Films etc.

>>General Discussion
>You don't have to follow these guidelines, although they make it easier to introduce yourself.

Old Thread:
>>24568178
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Hitler did 7/11 on January of march and passed gas on a freeway to heaven
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>>24610244
lol pal no one wants to share cock pics with you on skype, least not here

>>24610247
Lel so your thread dies and you come here?
Thats something I guess

Should I just copy my reply to this from the last time you posted your pasta?
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>>Chat General
Take a picture of yourself if you want to.
I don't want to, so I won't.......xD
>Music Discussion (Post what you're listening to ATM or been listening too, please...I'm tired of listening to barbie world)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d54DldTl5SU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_MAR55Gq-M
idk what the context in this is, feels like a tv opening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jBI1iiSTmI
>but then said anon posted some barbie grille
>What are you doing?
Dealing with this thread before I walk away from it and flick my bean
Got out of bed today and stepped on what was once my blue shirt, turns out my dag has a fetish for waterplay ;-/
>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo, it's pretty cucky if you're not but we won't judge, wageslaves...
Working and leanring is for plebs and........
>Video Games, you've been playing or just your favourite(wait favourite? don't you mean favorite). Post your username(s) if you want.
My username on steam is healSLUT**69**backpages420slut and my fetlife is cumsonefeetasatreet01
>Books you're currently reading
N/A atm
>Films etc.
Nothing new just watched the marathon of the twilight zone on thanksgiving
Those are basically kinos imo ;p

Got some thic'ish (you)s to drop in a minute, but I got some shit to do in the mean time
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Wow what an asshole, there was one already but you practically bullied the other guy to delete it. So much entitlement here
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>>24607058
Is that john lib'iver in pic related?
Yeah even tho thats a one out of whatever chance I still would be cautious, you could always ask her about using spermicidal lube as well. That will probably make it a one out 885,998 chance.
Fuck that shit man, if she's mature enough to be taking it raw that earlier, she better take that shit serious if she does get a period. Have yall talked about the whole "baby thing" yet?

>>24607287
It been taken to mars my man, this is how it is

>>24610328
Meh dude looked like a troll thread from here, none of the poster from the last thread made that thread so you always have to watch out.
>practically bullied
Yeah kek I guess that was pretty mean, that thread is still up tho
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willing to firgif
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>>24609189
Hey that was a mature talk we were having about having accidental babbies man
Sounds like that game is for folks with a death wish and or a good plan for some insurance scamming. If I was you I'd just look out for bmws, you know they want to run something over

Kek you should find a fashion designer over there. I could see the full black leather version of your jacket selling in france like wine

>office
If you got a desk and a chair that good enough
But go find the thic'est and most spensive paper at work and print, scan and frame that shit. Would give me a reason to live

>>24610381
>firgif???
is it this?
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>>24609268
>>24609271
How tight are those pants, they sound pretty ball crusing. I had a pair like that in highschool...p-pe-peole just didn't under stand
>we love fags
kek iran loves fags, you just want set fags on fire
Fuck thats kinda funny, I guess the huge writing of your name can't save your lunch? Either you poison it your just be kool and eat someone else's. Let the cycle continue
If you want a white boi your gonna have to buy alot of hijabs for his fetish

Kek was his excuse "I was finishing a project?" You know if he got expelled after that?

Either keep lying or tell the truth about that typo gay lord
Could be something like secret respect for you but they don't show cause, cuz. You should have reversed the whole convo with your sister, bitch why you in mein shit? Then plant some heroin or dildo in her stuff

Guess this is your second end of ramadan then. Did you end up going to your to your family, how was the bird?

But didn't pocahontas tag a long with two white guys in the movie tho?
Wait is that the color white and clear blue? Might have to "barrow" those color pencils my sister doesn't use
do you guys get frost over there in the morn, thats always fun
All I thought of was a massive, are you still with me? Alright like this massive...okay get ready a massive big net. But wait theres more, this next okay...its like a big canopy for the house too

Meh do you really want that attention anyways? Think my family likes my brother more anyways, bro at least you know gmom love is eternal
A turkey beat up my dad brah....I just had ham, yams, macaroni, and string beans. I also stayed home too k^)

Yo man just how did that fag even get that position? If anything since the CEO was "our guy" you should ask to spy on that fag and send the ceo reports on his faggotory. Cause wtf what does that fag keep track of if he can't keep track
of what the insurance said. Tell him to reimburse your fare, and you need that money bad cause your secret dumpster baby has a fever
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>>24610508
>is it this?
Ignore the troll
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28TAdDu5L6U
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Rip in piece
https://youtu.be/_Jtpf8N5IDE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVI29BnuZbY

>While you're out there settling
>I will turn to a skeleton

Still looking for fire.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdbV8xZKOTE

I really like Bones as of lately.

Other than that, hi.
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19 year old ausfag here

Would it be weird or slutty to lose your virginity on a tinder date? I'm dying here and don't go out enough to meet people normally.
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I am not sober enough to be revisiting this thread. You guys are hazardous to society.

>Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcqhrMSSF-s

For the first time since discovering 4chan as a supreme leader of teen angst I've ventured into /fa/ and I've got to say that it's quite nice in there.
I don't know what the fuck they're on about with fashion cause most things look absolute shit but hey, who am I to judge?
It was sort of a throwback to how shallow people can be and I felt just like that for the first time in a long time.
>>24610307
What's that in your mouth? SPIT IT OUT.
>/r/equesting pic of bean.
Hey, you wanna netflix and fuck?
>>24610244
Is this what this thread has succumbed to? Contact?
In all honesty though, call me baby.
>>24610877
This is inspo.
Us /fa/ people would call it inspo.
w2c jacket?
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>>24610900
I don't think so, I've never used tinder but sex is sex mate.
Not sure about prostitutes though, that's cheating I think.
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>>24610904
>hazardous to society.
That's a compliment, honestly.
>>24610328
:p
>>24610263
>posted your pasta?
sure i guess dude
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>>24610906
So if you're a chick that wouldn't deter dudes? I know some guys feel a bitch will get "clingy" if that happens, why I'm asking.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXGjS0cfaHc
This is so good. I am pretty sure it was the Brit dude who recommended me $uicideboy$, so thank you again. I don't usually listen to rap, but this stuff is pretty lit.
>>24610900
Do whatever it takes if it concerns you.
>>24610904
>Kent
Swede?

Some cheap shit I brought off Sportsdirect a while ago.

I got terribly drunk last night desu, but I can look up what jacket it is.
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>>24607007
>more of these
yes you do
>think that
my shitter disagrees.
>why don't you explode your veins fgt
If I wanted to have a full body orgasm for 3 minutes straight with a comfortable flying sensation I'd just sit in a fridge and inhale jenkem like a normal popular but poor teen.
>Nothing comes
Oh check Mr millionare able to afford those fancy needles and sparkly sparkles
>retention
>Not having a sparkly catheter
Hun this is y you're single and get no action at the mudding meet ups
>black dad
>Black
H-he's white i swore
>gay old
tbf
>military
>attacking a protected tribe
you filthy savage let them rape and scalp in peace peaceably
>those linked
I fapped and came to each
>>24607010
>Slavery is still a real thing in America
Oh look who just turned on netflix
>>24607010
>our turkeys then?
Anon you're scaring me...anon where is my bottle?
Anon.
>>24607010
>THE TURKEY IS A SLAVE
Well I'm fucking convinced.
>>24609268
I wonder if those titties feel real...
I mean...ew wtf that's suuch misowmyknee...

...
>>24609820
>>24609822
>>24609824
>>24609825
All these bumps yet the beds still intact.
Pathetic.
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>>24610918
No it isn't, you snowflake.
>>24610920
I wouldn't know, like I said I've never tried anything like it.
I've had girls get clingy, but I doubt it if they're on tinder in the first place.
>>24610923
Ye.

I'll look into sportsdirect, I'd prefer it in black but it looks good on you. I think we're built differently though. Might not suit me well without padded shoulders.
What'd you drink bud?


>More music, even better music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbXvPs5ql68
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>>24610944
>e
ow my di-polar molecules
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>>24609189
>Sometimes cross on red lights without checking
Dude why do you do this? Do you have a death wish?

>Welcome aboard
Thanks bro. I am not here to shitpost like you, I am here to make somewhat well thought responses and post pictures of hikes.

>If you like moving around
I love it, moving around helps keep my shit diet in check. Thanks to work I have been 158 for 2 months now.

>Some times the circumstances are fucked up
What did she mean by this?

>Taking over my life
Gay male vs arabic(?) female, the classic age old matchup

>>24610368
>Have you talked about the baby thing
I told her I "dread the prospect of running after half blonde kids" shortly after I planted my seed in her for the first time. Got me some rubbahs off of Amazon though, scored a sweet dealio.
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>>24610944
Yee.

It's just a cheapo store from UK, lots of people buy tracksuits from there.
It's not padded at all, so yes.
Pretty sure I am just wearing some completely norman clothes, not /fa/ at all since all of it is cheapo. Those pants are womens, I think.

Cheap beer. Some guy had issues with gf, so he was drunk driving. I got in his car, went through some risky driving and calmed him down a bit. He showed me a bit of Colin McRae style of racing on dirt roads, my mind was blown as how good of a driver he still is despite being so drunk he can barely walk.

Here is an another pic. Was out with my relatives. Didn't get a chance to take many pictures, but I prefer being taken pictures of to selfies/webcam shit, so I should have gotten more.
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>>24610971
>>24610966
hi
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>>24610971
Yeee.

It looks good on you.
I usually wear jackets with padded shoulders, coats etc. Due to my small frame.
Cheapo can be /fa/ I think, rick shit looks gross.
It's all up to the individual, even though I don't necessarily care about what I look like when I'm out on the streets thugging it up.
Seems like a weird thing to do when you're having relationship issues, to drunk drive.
I wish I could drive like a race driver. That'd be nice.
You look really good there. I don't really like selfies either, but I hate having my picture taken.
You've got a nice face, really nice.

>Kent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2PQfoYHsxc
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>>24609189
Oh, hey, I recognise that jacket from the punk thread we had a little while ago when some 5awal tried to climb up your ass about "the Mooslims" and pretended he could read it.
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>>24611038
your hot post tits
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>>Take a picture of yourself if you want to.
anyone else lounging thanksgiving week(end) away?

>Music Discussion (Post what you're listening to ATM or been listening too, please...I'm tired of listening to barbie world)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXzdjhQaTTw [Embed]

>What are you doing?
Writing a paper about the massanutten mountains

>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo, it's pretty cucky if you're not but we won't judge, wageslaves...
i'm a cuck

>Books you're currently reading
Neuromancer

>Films etc.
I just saw that new movie that came out, Arrival. I kinda liked it but I wish there were more alien scenes
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>>24610993
Hi.

Here is me putting a coin for a wish. I don't believe those things, but one eurocent for your deepest desires sounds pretty good, no?
>>24611002
I always figured you'd be a big framed hunk. My shoulders aren't that wide per se, but my hips are rather small, so it is all about ratios. From what I've gotten whilst browsing /fa/ is that jackets like that and skinny jeans should work for me.
Yes, obviously. I don't usually care much either, but then again tracksuits are acceptable clothing here.
I think he is in that mood where he doesn't care much about nothing at all, not even about his car or his life. Was fun though, despite it being extremely dangerous.

Thanks, but I think it depends on the picutre. Actually I hate it too, but I haven't had one taken in a while, so I figured I should get some pictures so people might not think that I only exist in 20 kilobyte Chinese webcam selfies.
>>24611050
Neuromancer is so gay I got AIDS whilst reading it. I'm pretty sure I've gotten HIV from previous readings of genre shit.
>music
Please enjoy this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BFZoshe9pU
What are you doing?
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>>24611047
Post your hot tits.
>>24611050
I don't celebrate thanksgiving but I probably would.
I've never enjoyed writing papers, them seem so pointless when it's all done.
Tell you what though, considering you're here and not out on the fields writing that paper:
Educate me, I wanna learn about massanutten mountains aswell if you feel keen enough. Test your knowledge or whatever suits you the best.
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>>24611050
are the massanuten mountains especially geographically interesting? does their geological history in the last million years have any bearing on jackson's shenandoah valley campaign?
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>>24611081
>>24611079
>>24611081
>>24611083
>>24611085
>>24611088
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXCOapYyA9s
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Comprehrensive guide to measures against shitposting.
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>>24610993
Hey!

>>24611038
>Drinking starbucks
Milk and coffee!

>Lounging thanksgiving away
I wish, got work
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>>24611064
I'm pretty skinny desu, I don't really enjoy eating much and I'm too busy to change anything in my life now.
My shoulders are fairly wide, that's the thing but unless I've got a t-shirt on you wouldn't notice anything as I'm too skinny to actually pull anything off with it.
I think skinny jeans are just about fitting properly, if you wear semibaggy jeans and don't bring the whole look with it you just look like you got them at a yardsale.
I wish tracksuits were acceptable around these parts. I had a couple girls outside my house yelling about how one of them slept with the others boyfriend whilst on a cruise. Went out and told them it's too late to scream like this.
For a moment there, I too, felt like I had arrived at the ghetto.
I can see that, it was nice that you were there for him. Good on you.
Maybe, I've never met anyone coming out good looking at group photos or the likes though. You did fine. I look like a testtube baby when I do it.
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unforgiven is a good film
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>>24611111
Sweet quints baby.

I'm skinny, but I feel extremely hungry at all the times and eat too much and gain nothing. JFMSU.
>yardsale
kek, but yes, that is right.
You should have told them all about 4chan cuck memes while you were at it.

>I look like a test tube baby
I'd really want to see this now.

Shouldn't you be sleeping?
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Could you please spam the first section from the Finnegans Wake if you have to spam something?

Let me quote this shit for you:
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
all the time
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>>24611064
Yeah I got a nice genre classix box set from a friend so i'm gonna go through a bunch of shit again. they're pretty
I did enjoy that actually.
I'm procrastinating, you?

>>24611068
Yeah I didn't do a whole lot.
I do dislike writing papers, but the field research was actually fun! Funny you mention it, I went and did that a couple weeks ago. Wore a hard hat and everything.
Basically you can track the Taconian, Acadian, and Alleghanian orogenies chronologically by studying the area around the Massanutten mountains. So the closer you get to the mountains, the younger the sediment is and you can see how it goes through periods of passive margin sedimentation and active margin sedimentation by looking at outcrops. Like the farthest away I went there was a bunch of limestone and stromatolites, which means underwater passive margin, then as you get closer it turns to shale and greywacke, which shows mountain building, you get closer, back to limestone, closer, back to shale, etc. And all these orogenies are associated with the assembly of Pangea and the opening of the Iapetus/Atlantic oceans. So all this shit starts about 500 mil. years ago
I'm sorry about the shitty explanation lol

>>24611084
And yeah! It's pretty interesting stuff I think, it's just an amazing timeline to see. You can physically chronologically walk through the activity between about 500 and 400 million years of geologic activity. And I am not sure, I'd have to look into it. I don't really know much about the political history
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>>24611145
Proper ones, you looking to buy?

A lot of people would like to be in your position, to eat whatever they want.
I'd gain weight quickly if I just ate whatever, I skip breakfast and lunch though so it's pretty impossible.
I've settled in with the infamous coffee and smokes diet.
Don't you think I ever skip a beat about telling people about the cuck memes of good ole fourchan. I lectured them alright.
I don't have any, I don't think. I've taken some but they've disappeared in mysterious ways as they've all turned out to be shit.

I remember one from my prom, jesus fucking christ almighty.
Date had a dress inspired by Black Swan.
I should be sleeping, I've learnt that it's never worth it to fuck up your sleeping pattern.
However I tend to do most of my work during the night nowadays, I feel worried most of the time when daylight is due. I hate answering the phone.
>>24611175
I think that's the best part about holidays, you can do with them as you please. For example I don't celebrate christmas, not because I'm a jew but because I don't have a family.
I had a friend going to the US for a year and she said that thanksgiving was very big though, aswell as college. Was more of a lifestyle, quote on quote.
I've always wanted to see stromatolites from the first day I learnt about them in school. I remember greywacke was the confirmation that there were underwater tunnels in volcanos or some shit like that.
Man this sounds exciting, so much information from rocks.
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>>24611225
Yeah holidays are nice. I have like a week off school.
>no family
That's a bummer, I'm sorry.

Thanksgiving can be pretty big here for sure! But I'm not really into turkey or football and most of my family is far away so for me it's basically just an excuse to fuck off and relax.
Stromatolites are cool! The pattern they make is pretty.
And yeah, it's really interesting to see how much things have changed over such long periods of time. I like studying this kinda stuff because it makes me feel small. Takes some of the pressure of being alive off.
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>>24611175
They do look pretty and I have thing for pretty looking covers, but I'm too poor to regularly buy books. I just read e-books.
I didn't read it all, but it feels very cliche in the [Current Year], but then again, it did make that genre, so it is expected.
Feeling bit groggy since I was drunk, but I am surprised my hangover is rather mild.
>>24611225
Yes, I'd like to buy some quality digits.

Oh yes, I don't really complain, but it is a bitch to feel wolf-like hunger. My family doesn't do all that well money-wise, so I am kind of stuck eating potatoes and fish, so I wish a rich family would adopt me so I could satiate myself properly.
>I skip breakfast
That isn't necessarily bad, you could do this and gain lean muscle mass.
http://jamesclear.com/the-beginners-guide-to-intermittent-fasting
I used to do that as well when I smoked. Caffeine and cigarettes go together very well. I think Greeks call it breakfast proper.
Oh el oh el. You should've been a proper bull and told that you are willing to cuck their respective significant others while at it too.
You have pretty good facial aesthetics, so I think you might just be autistically picking over some insignificant flaws and actually wound up looking pretty good. No homo.

How did you look there?
Was your date hot?
I personally just woke up from drunk stupor, so I am in that high energy mood you get from waking up hungover.
How much work do you have nowadays? How is your activism thing going on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpGi35tRYgY
This song is bit about veganism I think.
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>>24611277
Sounded blunt, but it's a good thing.
I don't really have any time off but it's whatever, I do enjoy the part watching other people enjoy the holidays.
I think football looks like a fun sport, especially if you're there in the moment. I think rugby looks rougher and more of an actual sport but the hype around american football is definitely there, all them american teen movies with football stars.
How far away are they? Don't you ever miss them during the holidays?
They seem so bizarre aswell, so out of place.
I have to say I was fascinated studying the earths timelapse, even though I've only just scraped the surface. I had a friend a good while ago that joined some program visiting these geology sites around the world with a bunch of people. Looked amazing, she was a bit of a prep earlier when I knew her but looked really rugged and awesome in the pictures.
I study psychology atm, I don't know if it's a release yet as I haven't dwelled far enough into it but something about focusing on other people makes me relaxed.
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>>24611318
Yeah, I usually am too. E-books are really nice and convenient but they hurt my eyes, I get headaches when I read them too long. I think it's something about the screen contrast. I've only used a really old kindle though, they're probably better now.
And yeah, it's easy to appreciate the genre-definers but they can be hard to actually get through.
Mild hangover is good, did you have a holiday bash or something?

>>24611336
Sorry if I came off blunt, I didn't want to assume too much about the situation and make an ass of myself.
Football is a pretty huge deal, but I've never been great at team sports. What a surprise for someone on this site right lmao
They're about a 6-hour flight away. I don't miss them too much, but I'm visiting my dad for Christmas.
That's cool, those geological survey and traveling programs look like so much fun.
My grandma's a psychologist eyy.
I couldn't do it personally. I'd be too sad about my clients, it'd leak into my personal life.
Do you like it? Where would you want to go with it?
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>>24611383
I'm pretty much used to regular pains in my eyes from reading them at this point and I read them on my laptop. How was that Kindle thing? I've heard they are pretty good.
I don't usually read genre myself. Haven't read a novel in the last month, but I regularly read poetry.
Nah, some guy just wound up crashing in my yard, so he offered me to drink and I took it up. Cruised around drunk for a while before getting back home. I remember coming home and eating some canned fish and that's it.
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>>24611403
Pretty sick art
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>>24611425
I really like it as well, I think I got it whilst browsing /lit/.
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>>24611318
I've gto just the deal for you, my man.

I can see that, I'd be really bothered about it too, considering the circumstances.
I'd love eating potatoes and fish, fish in particular. What'd you eat in a rich family that you can't eat atm?
I don't work out at the moment, I struggle to make the time and when I've got it I sit and shitpost on /soc/ about nonsense with a couple fags.
I don't think they go together at all. If anything I find that smokes ruin the taste of coffee due to the fact that it coats your throat with the lingering taste.
The girls were too attractive for me, I couldn't handle it.
I don't have very defining facial aesthetics tbqhwy, pictures are incredibly poor depictions of what I really look like.
If I just look straight into a camera with a relaxed face I look like a stranded walrus.

I looked like a nightmare, tuxedo without a tie. Bit of a loose careless style but my date was a slut so it worked out.
She was pretty good looking, skinny with dark red hair if I remember correctly. The typical high school slut type.
How can you get drunk off of cheap beer though, do you've an endless capacity stomach or is it the russian stamina we all know and love stepping in for aid?
On the topic of girls, how are girls where you live? Are they reserved? I've heard the slav countries have it easy with girls and you're a good looking guy.
I wonder what kind of mindset you must have to create this kind of music in the first place. Like the first song you make, thinking about what kind of vibes you want to send the listener.
>>24611383
Not you, me. I didn't mean the first thing I said in a negative manner but more so a factor of freedom where it's completely up to me what I do with my time and with my life. They were disgusting people and so I'm off better without.
I've never been very good at sports either, I got picked and stuff in school when you select your team and all that but that was mostly because I got along with other people fairly well.
cont
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>>24611393
It was alright, I tried it out when I went to the beach.
What kind of poetry do you like? I just found a really nice complete works of Oscar Wilde at a cute used bookstore nearby. Pretty basic, but a good deal.
Oh shit that's a pretty wild scenario. Sounds fun though. Any damage to your yard?
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>>24611428
In the thumbnail it seems as if it looks up but when you enlarge it's a portrait. Nicely done.
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>>24611435
>>24611383
cont.
If I had a good bond with my family I would hate living 6 hours away from them. Did you leave just to study?
Is your dad a nice guy? What do you want for christmas?
Is your family one of them that celebrates it wholeheartedly with a tree and bells and stuff?
I agree, even if I've got little interest in the area it looked like such a spontaneous adventure.
Makes me feel belittled in return.
Your grandma is a cool cat.
I think having a solid life outside of work is vital for it to actually function properly. I don't see myself having that anytime soon but I'm not the emotional type per se so we'll see where we land, amirite?
I absolutely love it, I get all exstatic learning about it and everything. It's been a goal to become a psychologist since I was like 10.
I want to become a childrens psychologist, mostly because of the varying cases aswell as the fact that childrens minds aren't yet tainted by expectations and hopes but open to most things. I think if you can impact someone when they're young it'll last for a lifetime and I know that if I had someone backing me up when I was younger I'd end up in a much better state than I am in now.
Not saying I don't do well now but I think I'd have different views on things. I'd also be able to keep a decent relationship for once without being a complete fucking asshole.
It's an abstract kind of sensation.
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>>24611435
I better get quints some time soom or I will feel like a dupe.

Probably lots of eggs. Not that eggs are particularly expensive, but my family doesn't seem to buy too much. I really like the yolk raw, bulls eye style. Other than that, probably lots of sweets since I'm a whore for that desu. I really like meat too. Blood sausage is the greatest thing ever, but the commercial ones tend to be shit and I don't really live anywhere near a good marketplace where I can get quality ones, so I'd probably eat that as well if I had means.
At least you are not here everyday, I swear I used to post in rate threads all the time some time ago. Kind of gave up on those for some reason.
Yes, probably, but for me it was usually a cup of coffee followed by a cigarette. I never smoked whilst having my cup, so it was bit different.
If in doubt about your looks, get the opposite party drunk and put yourself in very selective lighting for maxing out your looks.
>stranded walrus
oh lel
It's ultimately about looking good in motion anyways, so you are fine mate.

Sounds like a penis in vagina situation mang.
I can drink bum beer as well and that is even worse than what I drunk. I can't hold a drink for shit as of lately though since I don't drink as much as I could. My stomach is probably already dead, so am I, but I don't know it yet.
Girls are like everywhere, but if I am to trust some statistics they are the tallest in the world and we have a pretty decent model per capita ratio, so they are probably above average compared to whatever. People are reserved in general tbqh. Must be similar in Sweden given that cold climates give people severe autism.
Last time I was regularly in touch of people my age and by extension girls was when I was around 15 and 16. Cont.
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>>24611435
>>24611456
Oh alright.
I don't have a very good bond with my family. I mostly just left to leave.
My dad is nice though, we have a lot in common.
I haven't really thought about what I want for Christmas, I don't ask for anything in particular. Maybe some books and a nice plant. Money would be ideal since I don't have any, but it's rude to ask for money as a gift. What about you?
My family does the whole thing usually, if they can all get out to meet eachother. This year it'll be pretty plain for me though.
No lie, my personal life is not happy or fulfilled enough to be able to separate those emotions. I'm not too emotional in general though. Not like moodswings and loud emotions at least.
That's a really nice career prospect. I don't love being around kids but I think that's really important. It's a really nice sentiment, too.
You don't seem like an asshole, but I guess most people don't until you get to know them lol
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sharing if k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRQbVNzmCK0
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>>24611511
>>24611435
Girls were interested in me, but then again I was caught upon this one girl pretty bad and didn't really care for girls in general. She was interested in me, but I kind of fucked it up by doing nothing and yada yada. Still remember how she found a really autistic reason to ask for my number when I first got around her social circle. Oh well. I was more feminine looking then, so maybe looking like a faggot gave me some leverage then kek. And I was whole lot more social. As for now, I haven't really got the clue, so I don't even know. There aren't many girls in this small town of a shithole my age and I don't really socialise with my old friends. I still don't care much for girls or relationships, so I don't really think much about this at all, but I sometimes do wonder how would I do if I were to try and get into relationships. Never quite got the whole ">tfw no gf" jazz as I don't think it is that hard to get a qt gf if you don't act autistic for a couple of minutes and take a decent care of yourself.
This came out too long mane.

I have a feeling Bones has lived a pretty unhappy life from his lyrics. It's dark and very edgy at times, but I really like his self deappreciating tone and aesthetic in general as it resonates with me most of the times.
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Ey Swede I actually got dubs twice.
>>24611443
Why would you read books at the beach? I figured must people would be sightseeing or swimming around.
I really like Keats and Ezra Pound. English Romanticists and some of the early 20th century stuff cuts it for me. I want to get into metaphysical poetry, but I am not in the mood at this moment.
Not really. It's a shitty yard in the first place: think of those dreadful pictures from Eastern Europe.
>>24611454
A trick picture.
>>24611516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CZUNZTvWwI
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>>24611511
>>24611543
I held my end of the deal, now where's the dough?

I have a cousin working at the 4th best restaurant in Sweden, ate there for free once that would've costed 450 euros if paid for. Was absolutely insane.
Weird shit though, like caviar and tartar beef. It's quite good once you get the hang of it. I also love crayfish which was a big part of the entrée
I don't see you as a sweets type of dude tbqh, I've never been a massive fan of sweet things.
Meat I can stand behind, I love meat when properly cooked. Not a big fan of sausages but something like a medium rare cut of steak I like.
I drink so much coffee all smokes are drenched in caffeine either way, I wonder if I'll die at 25.
I've never been very doubtful about my looks, not that I've ever really bothered to care enough to get serious about it. I've got a fairly mellow face and usually look alright just like it is. You can look like an outright dipshit though and still pull girls here, Sweden is dumb as shit and the girls are mostly even worse.

It was, about a month later though because prom isn't big here and everyone just went home afterwards. Had some stuff with another girl meanwhile though and apparently they were neighbours so they both saw me visiting the other one on occasions. Kinda fucked up tbqhwy.
Since I don't necessarily have a sweettooth I find alcohol too sweet most of the time. The thing I can still slam down is gin and I've also picked up a liking for Campari.

People are fairly reserved prior to getting to know them. I'd say Swedes are fairly open in general though as most are very welcoming regardless of occurrent factors.
Sometimes I wish I could find a female counterpart to me that absolutely hates me but stays with me just because we're on the same page.
I hate relationships desu but I don't necessarily enjoy being single either.
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>>24611543
Mozzart m classic
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>>24611619
I have thirty four eurocents, is that good enough for two dubs?

>450€
It's like eating a beat up WV Golf 2 in terms of money.
I've never had caviar, what is it like? I'd probably love tartar given I like eating raw stuff.
I don't really like very sweet sweets, but I do enjoy most of the sweets, especially ones with bit of a sour taste to them.
Same, I don't really like sausages as well. Thank God I wasn't born a German since they seem to big on them.
>i'll die at 25
I sometimes wonder about that as well.
If I ever decide to become a manslut, I will surely book a flight to Sweden.

>Kinda fucked up tbqhwy.
#slayer
I can't stand sweet alcohol too. What's Campari? I'm too lazy to google desu.

Latvians are just weird man. "Favourite food of a Latvian is an another Latvian".

Why the hate part?

I just enjoy being alone in general. To the point where I have tendency to push away people that do care about me sometimes, but that's just the way I am.
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>>24611512
Pretty nice that the opportunity came to be then, if that was the desire you had.
Like what? I don't think I had anything in common with my parents. Except my dads way of thinking now as an aftermath.
What kind of books would you ask for? I've heard gardening is quite relaxing, I should too get a plant.
I don't wish for anything really, it's better that way as it stands nowadays but if I could get absolutely anything I'd ask for an hourglass.
Maybe plain is good.
I don't think I'm like that yet but I think more than anything the reason why the job would work for me is because I separate the emotions of others to my own very well. I don't think I'd feel bunched up with other peoples problems but more so have a professional view of things just to help the patients that I'd have as a priority.
Most of the people displaying their emotions full scale are the ones that feel the best due to the constant shower of affection and attention they get. People like that have grown accustomed to it and have a constant feed of ego.
Thanks, hoping it'll go as intended aswell. I don't necessarily like kids but I wouldn't see the patients as kids too much. More so people that need helping, just that kids have a different mindset to matters at hand. Of course this makes problems a lot harder to diagnose with a wide array of emotions displayed for one cause but it also tells a more defined story why the issue came to be.
I'm not a bad person, I'm just a terrible partner.

>>24611533
Was she hot? What'd she look like?
I've done nothing too many times to do it again. At the time I felt it was fitting though and I don't think I regret my decisions but more so that I'm satisfied with staying idle.
Man I hated my teenage days, most of them weren't filled with happiness.
I much prefer the state I am in now in comparison to what it was like when I was 15-16ish.
>Dark and edgy
teen angst confirmed go to bed
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>>24611661
Pretty hot tbqh. Slim brunette with very green eyes. I suck at physical descriptions, but she was fine af.
I don't really regret my teenage years, but at the same time I was really low and down through most of them. I think my teenage years legit ended when I started taking drugs and fell to my lowest. It was like a transitionary phase between what I am now and what I am now. Whole lot less naive in many ways. Bit jaded in a way too, but that's what you get for being stupid kek.

>go to bed
Actually considering this desu, but I really need to shave, but I am not sure if I should attempt this when my hands don't seem to be steadiest.
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>>24611645
I only take bitcoins.

Kind of, was with champagne and the whole deal though. I'll never eat that fancy ever again in my entire life.
Unless I come there again, but it was fucking insanely good. Almost worth the money good.
Caviar is like little balls of salt. Goes extremely well with anything cream for example.
Tartar is pretty meh by my standards, it doesn't taste like much but accompanied with things such as caviar and crayfish it's quite nice just as a side, quite refreshing.
I enjoy salt liquorice and dark chocolate, those are go tos if I ever feel like anything of the sort.
Germany just seemsl ike a weird country to me, bit excluded from everything else.
Mansluts do well here, if you dress like you fit in in Stockholm you'll do just fine. Get some kind of cardigan along with a peacoat and some nice boots.
Campari is a liquor with like 20% abv that tastes of blood orange on steroids without the sour part and a lot of the bitter part.
Probably because it has never really gone well for me. I dislike them because they've never made my situation better except for once but that was external.
I do too, I find that if I'm with someone I have to behave in a certain manner. Not that that isn't me but more so that I can't be a piece of shit slob that hates living.
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>>24611692
>what I am now
what I was*
Very late post-fix.
>>24611707
I didn't know you were into meme currencies.

Never say never, you might just win a lottery or something because blind optimism will surely work out for either of us.
So can I just roll up some salt in fish slime and think it is caviar for a very bad simulation?
>crayfish
>tfw haven't had that as well
Dark chocolate is good. I actually like all sorts of chocolate, but I thought I'd say this.
Tbf who am I to talk given the fact that I've only been to Lithuania and I was like 9 then. My impressions of countries is based off memes anyways.
I'd probably just wear whatever is not considered trendy and get rejected by every female specimen and wound up dying in a ditch because I found myself in the wrong neighborhood.
I usually hate liqour, but have you had coffee liquor? There is a really cheap one here that goes for 5€ a 0.5l, stuff is pretty good and is something like 30%. Knew a guy who only drank this and for some time in my life I knew nothing but coffee liquor and headaches resulting from the said drink.
I think I remember you telling how one of your gfs helped you a lot, iirc, a very long time ago.
I don't necessarily hate living, but I think whole lot of life and the way you see is down to the circumstances. For myself, I know it for a fact I'd be less edgy if I was legit living somewhere else and doing things that I can't quite do here.
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>>24610307
Also, what is in your mouth?
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I think I am going to sleep now and disappear for a couple of days.
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It's freezing but that's ok.

A car walks over a bottle of juice and it explodes in my face, hair, on my jacket, jeans, and shoes.

I -this time unintentionally- almost got hit by some dude speeding at the roundabout.

I arrive and the coordinator asks me to prepare the tour bags asap cause he's leaving in an hour with them, 30 minutes after i get there boss scolds me for not checking my e-mail the minute I got there because I have to e-mail some pictures by midday.
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>>24611050
You're very pretty.
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Coming through with a early morning bump.

I miss all of you, hope things have been well.
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>>24612654
Me too.
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I doubt it's true honestly

But difference is I own up to it even if I didn't choose , because certain aspects mattered and so they remain.

The ability to step out of yourself and examine is a necessary asset.
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Circumstances and emotion are turning me gay.
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>>24611692
That does sound hot. I've always been liking green eyes due to my own being brown as fuck.
I can see that, I never went into drugs as the only time I ever went to parties was with my gf of the time.
How old were you when that started then? Seems quite bizarre to just transition that quickly from normal life to drug kingpin having your life revolve around them. Was there easy access?
>Go to bed
I sure considered it. I too need to shave but I look like a homo without a beard.
>>24611813
I'm all about the meme currencies. Meet me on the deep webs.

I'm not the luckiest dude, actually never bought a lottery ticket in my life. You're the one left, congratulations.
It's hard to describe but imagine little pellets filled with salty jello. A good kind of salt though, not necessarily the taste of table salt even if salt is really dominant but a certain flavour to it. I ate salmon roe aswell as sterling roe if I recall correctly, very different because the salmon roe pellets are hard as motherfuckers to pincer with your k9's.
Crayfish is too fucking good though, I prefer it over lobster.
I haven't been around much either, planning on a trip around europe soon with train though. I'm also going to brexit in a couple months which will be fun.
I get pretty rejected based on my clothing aswell, I'm not the trendiest fitter but more so wear what i feel like wearing and in the main parts of Stockholm that's truely frowned upon.
Basically look like pic related or get the hell out.
I haven't had coffee liquor, I drink my coffee black and I can't stand any additional cream or milk in my coffee. Makes me gag, hence I've always feared coffee liquor. If it's 30% though hey.
Yep, stayed with said lady for 4 years. I was homeless at the time of meeting her though, hence she came in fitting.
What'd you do elsewhere that you can't do where you live? Just on a social level?
>>24611938
Don't leave me now, sweet prince.
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>>24611938
Night
>>24611403
Micallef is cool
>>24611129
Watch the wrong house
>>24611103
Not too clear, I'm now married to a jew.
>>24611068
>Post your hot tits.
Post your hot tits,pl0x
>>24611064
Pylons out and about?
Papnooz is not in his cage?
What is going on, pios?
What you wish for
>>24610944
>you snowflake.
You can't stop me, fight me 1v1 in rl on online on rainbow road
>>24610307
>xD
omg lmao u is such a rebel umg
>dance music
nice
>user is
can't find you :'(
>>24610263
>so your thread dies
is not mine missur
>>24610263
>Should I just copy
yes
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>>24612506
Political science? I hope not. Nice laptop. Yeah it's cold. Maybe i should put my cloth on.
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>>24613384
Nope, that my Anon is a cheap description for an exhibition to be announced, a call for entries, that some faggot constructed by literally add the phrase "Neo-liberal" to a Fouccault lecture as much as he could

And now he needs my help to make it look like it makes sense.

It's the shittiest laptop they have, photoshop shuts down every 15 minutes.

How cold is it at your place.
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>>24613454
Oh I get it. Nice of you to help out. Free market economy. I see it and I dont. Discover resources, learn to trade. It's better to be wealthy. You can't help those who don't want your help. They'll kill you before anything. I understood the paper, I do admit that it was hard to read.

It's laptop -_-


Cold enough to have a heater running.
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this is where you shitpost
kys
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What seems to be prob
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>>24613475
I'm not nice and I wouldn't help this son of a whore particularly however it's my job.

So much big words for such superficial content, but if you understand means I succeeded in making it consistent somehow.

>laptop
?

What you up to.
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Guess it's that time where I post some replies and watch the thread slowly die.

How was your winter weather yesterday, plus wtf happened with that spam rest?
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>>24613598
>?
Well, go download an older ps


>What you up to.
Working, or starting in a bit. Was just cleaning.
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>>24613598
I actually need help but it's alright.
>>24613639
Based mods
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i've been on an acid bender for the last 12 hours. i've been awake for close to 20 hours now. i really need something to distract me until the sun comes up.
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>>24613661
Inb4 that's what they give me at work, have to deal with it
They save the desktops for the actual employees.

Cleaning what.


>>24613665
I would help you if I could, what can I do for you.

>>24610966
>Death wish
Something like that.

I believe it is what I'm currently doing as well.
Post hikes then.

I'm a Kg fag.

Means shit life circumstances, what else could this mean.

Yes, and he took it to a new level today.

>>24610942
I have more lewd pictures with those titties waiting for them to be sent.
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>Music Discussion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvvRNPOJPH0
>What are you doing?
Idk I just woke up. Might got out tonight but debating on just staying in because I don't feel like dealing with screaming belugas. (read: drunk fat white girls)
>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo, it's pretty cucky if you're not but we won't judge, wageslaves...
Cause my legs don't work right which kinda puts a damper on that whole "job" thing.
>Video Games, you've been playing or just your favourite(wait favourite? don't you mean favorite). Post your username(s) if you want.
Waiting till I get my monthly money so I can pick up the newest Pokemon game and get Overwatch while it's on sale so I don't have to keep hijacking friends' accounts.
>Books you're currently reading
Not enough time right now t b h.
>Films etc.
Does rewatching the same dozen or so movies for the past few years due to lack of interest in anything else count?

>>24613639
>plus wtf happened with that spam rest?
I mean, I spent a good deal of time reporting almost all those posts and I'm sure I'm not the only one, so thankfully that Anon got mod-sodomized.

>>24613475
>Cold enough to have a heater running.
I live in the Northern midwest and for the first time in over a week I have my windows open.

>>24613681
http://www.kongregate.com/games/ArmorGames/this-is-the-only-level
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>>24610250
Whoa theres still one here, guess this will just be a souvenir to relish in and then spam when I'm secretly mad at he thread and shitpost on my phone with the 3g on

>>24610904
Bean?
Does it matter what kind of bean, or is it suppose to have a big dragon dildo or something? Your request is too norm it could me off guard

>>24610904
>>24611839
I could tell you but a picture is worth a thousand words ;-]

>>24613357
Who are you mister pink spam artist? Are you still able to post on 4chins rn

I'm ah rebel rebel, I tore my dress. I'm ah rebel rebel my face is mess.
But yiff yiff I'm from reddick and think this forum is AWESOMExDxxDD. Its almost like reddick

>>24610555
>Ignore the troll
Guess I'll never know what firgif means

>>24610877
Damn well I missed all your posting so I won't bother asking you anything you've already answered.
BUT HOLY SHIT, a picture that features pious in it. This is a rare moment, might have to make an album cover out of this.

>>24610918
Are you one of those anons that does mostly autist things online and then plays it off like you have sanity?
I don't want to push you off the edge tho
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Uh oh, we gave him the attention he's desperate for so he's back.

Thanks for keeping the thread alive and on the front page, fampai. <3
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>>24610517
I rarely wear tight pants to your advantage, so my pants are baggy even on me.
Dude Iran is bae , leave muh Iran alone, I did meet two Iranis this month and both were good people.
My lunch isn't even a lunch, it's a pack of eminems , but it's been improving since two new girls arrived from the other department to work in same room so we're kinda like a girl pack now and they wouldn't come near us when we're eating together.

Or or , for saving reasons , I can invent a panty-hijab trend.

No I think the students were the ones who caught him Idk if they actually told.

Well gaylord is legit there's no lying in that
>heroin dildo
I fukken kekked.
I used the "why you looking through muh phone" when parents found a beer picture on my phone.

I went there, I ate , I came home, it was worth the trip.

2 Johns that's right #relationship goals
>Post sis now

No frost but killer wind.

That's massive tbqh.

Well it was good attention in her feeding me a lot, but she's long dad.
Aren't yams sweet potatoes ?

He got it cause his got shit loads of money and family is quite known, I think I'll snitch on him when I quit soon , maybe in a month or two depends on my temper.
I told him to send me my money cause I ain't coming back to get it myself.

What's up with you lately , any news from boss man ?
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>>24610942
>yes you do
well I'm not the most imaginable guy, so bitch stop being a bitch and make a request
>your asshole disagrees with you
sounds like one of those personal problems I've been hearing about.
Not drinking enough to where your bladder just gives up on breaking down coffee
>sit in a fridge and inhale jenkem
oh so thats like staying outside in the cold and inhaling some posh british sewer fumes?
>sparkly sparkles
is that a lighter?
>no puss puss at the meet ups
uhhh thats because I got a babe waiting for me in the joint severing a dime. Yo-you'll see her a-an-a-and be like damn.....wish I was gay
>white
did he have you open his beers when you were nine? Or how many times has he not paid the water bill?
yes to any of those means he blacker than sin
>peaceably
>militay
Not being some sort of milita or para -military group of rebels with a dumb acronym for the organization name, like AUFC
They prob can scalp who they want cause they dig up precious metals for that military group

>look who just tuened on netflix
HEY I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I HAD MY EYES OPEN FOR A LONG TIME. HA I SAW FOOD INC. WHEN I WAS FOURTEEN SO THERE FAGGOT
>scaring me
not knowing I stole those first two line from south park
> convinced
then do something about it
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>>24610966
Fuck man that wasn't the most romantic thing you could tell someone kek, did she say anything after that?
Is rabbahs some kind of lube I've never heard off, or is that some kind of brand of durex? Shit son should have waited till cyber monday so you could get a crate of some lube.

>>24610971
Mfw when I'll never get to have the colin mcrae experiance since no one in america knows what rally is anymore and they'd rather race down a straight road or go drift in a parking lot
Fuck it man I'm done

>>24611050
how does popcorn and coffee work out?

I acually ended up bailing on thanksgiving and drinking and smoking a little bit, then going to best buy with my friend.
How did yours turn out "insert name"anon? You at least get your fafa something to eat

Ayyy I kinda wanted to see that movie but wasn't to sure about it. Was it all just about that main lady's story and family or whatever. That's kind of a mood killer then
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>>24610508
I did have a few white girls ask for a similar jacket when they seen it, but no white bitch going to use me.

I did hang it in my office tho see >>24612506
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>>24611050
Hey, it's Elizabeth, sup :)
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Just discovered I owe bb a (You)

Semimasen Senpai Tea on me next fall.

>>24603916
>When in London
If all goes well, next september.

Smithereens baby.

I called the dude a crumpetsucker.
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i'm about to head off to work. pray 4 me guize
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>>24613823
You know I think I did this, I replied to>>24613357 pink anon and then this all started.
Relax everyone its just that drunk anon and or the original bump anon. But their like....the same people imo dude.

>>24613665
>based mods
I'd like to thank them but its the anon who reported all of these that needs a metal and a beer

>>24613788
Fuck anon your a hero, I was out and about at the skatepark when I saw what was happening. Even showed my friends this craziness and he shuck his head
guess I'll report the rest before I go smoke my cig

>>24613902
Kek you know how those white girls feel about black nowadays. Don't tell them shite, they'll just steal it under your big noise

Man lel I saw that pic and had to wipe the sweet off my brow. That fag will find out sooner or later
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So this is a rant/vent

I don't know how long I can take it, I mean bullying me, calling me shit and mocking my work was one thing
But summoning me to shittalk my family is another.
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>>24613938
Never too careful with them whities.
Brit dude almost went home with my 30$ but got them just the day before he travelled.

Let him find out, I mean he doesnt want to fire me and he already psuhing buttons.
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>>24613938
Maybe
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>>24613965
I don't even understand why you guys let whites in there, they waste your tax ballars and then cross check points with no issue.
Mass stabbing when?
>english man stealing from shitskins
I thought they learned their lesson after india, was that your pay or some kind of bonus. You need to have a talk with human resources

Next time just sneak a pic of his full face so I can insult him bit by bit

ur big 9you0 dis inbound

>>24613984
Just maybe it was you along
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>>24614030
Maybe it wasn't or maybe it was. I do don't think it was. What about the beer.
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>>24613840
Theres a certain tightness I can't go without with my pants, I'm stuck on that "semi" tight lyfe from skating.
Kek I'm merican I say anything about US sanctioned nations. You know iran is nice if they help finance gender changing surgery, idk who else does that
Only way to keep your food safe is to eat in a pack of fems. Thats progress tho, and shit eminems cost about $2 here so I'd call that a lunch
>eminems
btw thats the first time I've seen this spelled

Oh shite man I'dsay write that down, that could actually sell if I even knew how they'd work.

They should have just beat him, some real street justice. That reminds me of the supposed dude who "had" to fap in school cuz medical problems

Gaylord is some elementary shit I remember hearing
Covering a dildo with heroin sounds risky but dat pay off tho. But kekels how do your parents flip out over a pic? "my friend sent me that tbqfhwy"

If you had no family drama its not right at all

>Post sis now
its either I till she leaves and find a pic, or take a creepshot hmmmmmmmmmm

Fuck winter winds man fuck them, its been like 15mph winds here this week. BRO I'M DONE, I DON"T WANT TO BE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE

Hmmmm idk if my gdad even like cooking, or even me! He barley said anything
And some vietcong zipper head took my other gdad so theres that
>Aren't yams sweet potatoes ?
NO fuck no
kek nah yams are another breed of sweat potatoes, their just more orange.(had to wiki it) I'll take a pic if no one ate them all

Get well known because family is well known, t-this is gay. but thats how some of the shittest ppl become rich and powerful i.e. trump. Kek write out a tell all report about him and leave it in his room(after you make copies ;-o)
Ayyyy thats how you do it, he already wasted you time. Time to waste his

>>24614042
I can only speculate on this particular dire situation. But i had a unopen goose ipa, but I left that in a friends car
hows a already opened......angel city......ipa??
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>>24613840
part two of my massive shit log

>any news from boss man
So that guy told me to wait for a call after TG, if I don't he told me to call him to bug about it. Guess I'll wait till wednesday and interrogate my gay brother
But then theres a job at yosemite national park my friend did before, he's applying told me to apply after TG too. Idk if I want to tho they called me back before tho, but theres no internet up there so that means no posting and lots of alcohol
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>>24613790
>mostly autist things online and then plays it off like you have sanity?
>mostly autist things online
Isn't that like 99% of what the internet is tho?
>off the edge tho
jheez
maybe i'll just go if you can't even tell who i am
>>24613781
o don't tease bby
>>24613938
>ink anon and then this all started.
>replies by this user r
theres only two
what are you on about
>>24613853
>make a request
use your imagination you damn duck
>posh fumes
we only get the best plagues and diseases here
>i inject lighter fluid
oo...watch out...
>i'm so woke rn guyz
probs don't even know about pencilgate lmao
>not knowing
is bliss tho
>re
fgt
>>24613790
>pink spam artist?
>asking who i am
> am mister pink spam artist
>still able
ye y
>this forum is awesomesauce
...u k?
?
??
>>24613781
bost, bost, post
>>24611108
O hai, hru?
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Goodnight.

>>24614153
Will post for shekels.

>>24614114
Get back to you 2morrow, Id post longer if I could move the laptop to my bed but shits vegetable.
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>>24614185
go away
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>>24614185
>dora the explorwhore
> not wearing a niqab
shame.
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>>24614114
Prefer unopened but sounds k
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>>24614202
I am.

>>24614213
Is it banned in crumpet land.

>>24614204
It's painful.
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>>24614224
do so more quietly
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>>24614224
>it is banned
well yes; mexicans are scary
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>>24613781
>Post hikes then
There are a bunch of pics to post but I guess I might dump if you want me to. Could just link the album, too

Here is one from the top of Mount Tammany in NJ. In the center is the Delaware Water Gap between the border of NJ and PA.

>Kilomemes
Fuck off foreigner

>Took it to a new level today
Care to elaborate?

>>24613893
>Wasnt the most romantic thing
Well, as soon as we both finish we are chatting and shit and laughing. Its really weird. Rubbahs are just a funny name for condoms, brosef.

>>24614153
>Hru
Solid
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>>24614261
>Solid
sound
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>>24614153
is this where I make a reply to you and then you reply back. Then make another reply minutes later?
Or should I stick to one syllable replies? ;p

I already know this anon, just like to know why your such a faggot today
But hell I'm about to leave today, you could do the same
>what are you on about
didn't I list only two?

Use your imagination, I cant be bothered to today

Well if you do inject it atleast I know your truly are a flamer

I'd just say you should take a big ass whiff of those fumes so it lasts longer
I can't even figure out where the rest of your greentext came from..
...so ur mom

>>24614185
>has dora the explorer decal in room
>watched dora the explorer
>doesn't use the term "good noches"
This is so two thousand and late

Its all bueno don't lie, you just need that 40 footer long charging cable. Gosh nighters

>>24614213
I hope thats vinegar in that photo
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>>24614261
Nah thats not weird if you guys chatted it up afterwards. I just thought she would have said something fiery after what you said. Thats probably just me, I usually don't know how to censor myself irl
Kek were those condoms cheaper than retail, theres nothing wrong with buying them in store. Not sure if I want a box of them being delivered to me.....unless itsbareskin brah
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>>24614295
>Then make another reply minutes later?
it's an okay game
>such a
>today
you don't even know me ;_;
>do the same
It's this, or have to look at hank green while he talks shit to me
No.
Gotta fail comfy
>truely a
oooo
>figure out
>so woke
>YOU KNOW I HAD MY EYES OPEN

>re
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>>24614295
>I hope thats vinegar in that photo
lil mean
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Daily reminder that the last bit of True Communism died yesterday.

And the majority of most cubans here and back in cuba couldn't give a damn about him. Just goes to show you how much communism really accomplishes I guess
If I had a cigar I'd light it up for the original big daddy cane, but all I got is a cigarette with some weed in it kek.

Good night sweet prince, only he knows what hell is really like. And where are the commiefags when you need them to shitpost


And I think I wasted about three hours posting on here my tea is cold and I'm not happy about it.
so i'll take my fonts and leave till tonight.

chau
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Someone gave me a fucking half dollar as change today. I finally fucking delivered bro.

>>24614310
>Said something fiery
She knows I am honest but sincere. I got them for 39/count, might buy another box of 18.
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>>24614382
Had them too but whoever stole them. I had bunch of currency.

Maybe laying around. Found random hundred the other day.
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Either I fucked up or got fucked over. Agh.
>>24614114
I'm going to go get a beer.

Ways to advertise services? EBay classifieds got shut down I think.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPYNRl9M83g
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Thread is dead, personally I blame >>24614185>>24614114>>24613790>>24611839>>2461>>24611425 >>24611064 >>24611050>>24610307
You
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>>24614730
>blame
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>>24614730
>>24614730
>>24614730


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goUG-GZX9os
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUwSOIJKdz0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUwSOIJKdz0
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sick car ftw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnu7cKKVY5o
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lol anons get buttmad and go run to mods and suck dick lmfao
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Listening to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi6uRT7PxTQ
Anyone know more channels/venues with small, intimate but high quality gigs like this?
Can post some I've found if you're interested.

Reading the first Mistborn book, pretty mediocre, weak prose, but good enough for brainless entertainment.
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>>24615157
no but good
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O101dO0xZH0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipgB0uhQSBQ

free ftw
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It is confusing
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Any of y'all look at girls like this and think your existence is worthless because you'll never have them?
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>>24616574
only the really really beautiful ones

the ones who still smile at my ugly ass and make me feel like im free falling
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>>24616574
nah women are the worthless one brah
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>>24616586
Nah, nah, it's not like that at all.
Any girl can be pretty when she smiles.
But man, a girl who can look fine as hell giving you that bitch face
That's what makes my heart race

>>24616609
They're not, if for no other reason than they have value in being pretty to look at.
That's more value than I've ever found in men.
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>>24614730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03GLhpAOQQw

I take the blame.
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>>24612979
She had very pretty eyes tbqh, and eyes can bump my personal rating of someone up a lot.
You have good eye shape, imo which is more important than color anyways desu. Most blues look very boring, I was just lucky to have a pretty vibrant color, but even mine can look grey like in that picture.
I was 17. Very easy access, I knew a guy who used to sell amphetamine himself. I started working afterwards, so it was a matter of money rolling in and me getting high and drunk on paydays and going to slot machines to spend the rest of it that way. Pretty stupid lifestyle, yes, but I didn't really care much then.
I'm shaving today, I legit look like a bum after one week of not shaving.

>deep web
FBI please.

Neither am I. Only time I won lottery was when there was that Coca Cola thing going around where some of those caps had a symbol that could make that cap exchangable for another bottle, I am not sure how to type this out kek.
Man I want to try all of this, but in due time.
Never had lobster either.
What countries you are going to visit?
That fit makes me vomit though.
It's not even that sweet imo kek, but yes, the 30% was the deciding factor for me to drink it. Vodka is 40%, but it needs something to wash it down unless we are speaking about good vodka, but that costs wee bit too much for regular drinking.
Homeless? How does that happen?
Just do whatever people do in bigger cities. Visit more art galleries, maybe get in touch with people sharing my interests. There really isn't anyone with my set of interests here. I've met some with surface level understanding of the things that I read and study about, but that is it.

I will depart in a couple of minutes now.
>>24613357
Prepare for the circumscision.

I was just giving my most sincere wish in that picture, I think my serious expression shows that. I legit did wish for something there, but you can't really reveal such things otherwise they can get jinxed or something. Not that I really believe this.
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>>24613790
Well, ask away anything. I said I won't come back until I have found fire. Truth to be told I haven't really found it yet, but I am not really going to post here regularly for reasons, so it's cool if I hop in once every while.

>Album cover
kek, sure.

My hair is pretty shit as I haven't washed it for a week, so here is an appropriate song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyZvzpwVMfs

It amazes me how one guy can go from that whole gritty dark rap stuff to making these gay af RnB 90's sounding songs just for the laughs.
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>>24616757
>RnB
Actually meant "soul" or whatever that genre is called, kek. But I think you got the point.

Anyways, I am on my way out for some time again.
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>>24614317
Says its an okay game but his autism only spike yesterday
Has no idea what direction of the "spectrum" he's heading torwards

Says that I don't know him
But its really him that doesn't know himself.....or know I'm up in yo crib eatin all ur shit

Bitch what would a american be doing over there?
>ooo
yeah thats the shape your butt makes when the boys cum to town gaylord
>YOU KNOW I HAD MY EYES OPEN
I'll just assume its your brown eye


>>24614382
Damn I almost forgot about that half dollar request, least I know you can deliver
I want to guess thats either late 70s or early 80s

What do you have against making half blonde love babies, she doesn't sound like a spic? Wait were they 39 cent a piece or you got a box of 39?

>>24614402
What is that like around 0.0025 of a cent in the US?
OHHHHH CANADA

>>24614522
why does that beer need a cork? And why does it look like it was more than $10?
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>>24614730
Damn three (you)s?

I'm personally to blame for this, its because loves a tender trap but theres no turning back:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5U1TAaR5MM
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tfw i ruin thread
betas steal my work
like pottery
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do i amuse you :^)
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>>24616848
not really
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same all of you are boring
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>>24616859
im yet to ascend to shitposting elite
should i start spamming some pasta about sandniggers
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i dont shitpost since i am a god and not a liar unlike you people
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>>24616619
Well I'll agree with you anon on frowning girls
Idk why I think thats so attractive but it might steam off from me being a frowned alot from childhood. Theres something about grille frowns that gets me, might be
because its a pretty natural reaction to common things. And it makes me quake in my boots if they frown at me.

>>24616757
>>24616765
To be quiet frankly honest with you, I don't think I remember what I was going to ask you. Probably something unimportant in some way. Anything new come up with your schooling, think last time talked to you about it you were waiting for some teacher to get back to you about a subject

It's almost past my bed time so that album cover will have to wait till the sun comes up

Looks the same from that angle, with a tad bit of a cow lick look. I just washed my hair after about a week too. It takes way to much shampoo to wash my nigfro...i......need.......a....haircut
Fuck that song really did sound like some 90s RnB, well that sounds more like RnB than soul to me, plus those modern beats played apart. Shit man seems like filp floping in the music business is just a norm
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>>24616868
No you don't shitpost you just drop the truth on us................about thirty times. Then it just loses its funny factor

why get so mad when you gits the reports?
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>>24616887
>Anything new come up
Nothing. I will find out tomorrow. Either I get fucked over due to some lazy fuck that fucked up my paperwork or I ascend to being able to finish half of what I need to finish to go through HS. If I don't get that paperwork I need, I will drop school. I won't quit, but I doubt I will continue the next September. Either way, this summer I will repeat my berry picking marathon and save up money. Whatever happens, I will get out of this shithole. It would feel more "safe" if I knew my schooling could be finished up in two years instead of three, but if the later is the only option, I don't think I will bother to even dream of going to university. Then there are money troubles and great likelyhood that my mother won't have job after the December, so I just don't know. I'd complain and try telling people about my problems, but the last three months have shown that it is entirely pointless and I have been very stupid in believing that I do matter enough to actually bother anyone with this. So I prefer not to talk as much as I did about whatever is happening in my life. Basically I have reverted to my pre-thread state where I never talked about my problems and it will stay this way. This came out too long. Take it as you will. People have their own lives and again I have been shown that people are quick to forget about you as soon as their lives get better or have something that will imrpove them. Not that I don't trust you, but you know, it is my life, as some would say. I'll try to keep you in light however. /rant

I really do want to see that lel.

I usually shampoo very little, but I haven't even let any water through it, so it looks horrid.

That guy has a good sense of humor. I spammed this once, but maybe you will like it.
>tfw want to become a teen skater after listening to this
Why was I born here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXCOapYyA9s
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>>24614251
We're just... loco.

>>24614226
What difference does it make, the responses are alike.

>>24614261
>Dat view
You go alone ?

You from NJ ?

>Fuck off
Yeah been getting that a lot lately.

Like I said here >>24613957

>>24614295
My whole life is noches bb

Charging cable and a couple of hinges.

>>24614352
Communism is not dead.
t. Zizek.

>>24614730
You need a permit for that.

>>24614153
Got your lewds bb.
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>>24616908
Fuck I always pick the best time to ask you shit I guess, I'll have to wait to get that answer on your ascension or plummet of the throne. Daily reminder that your life literally matters on some desk jockey filing your shit correctly, guess that's why most shit is digital.
Understandable if you drop it for now if you get cucked and just start working again.
If moving out from your mother's is a possibility, it'll probably help her out with the money burden. Could be a chance to look for work in a bigger city for a time, get your feet in the ground. Tho your mum might miss you.

But yeah I've been noticing how some don't really bother caring about others lives and dip when "things get better". It's real itt as well, not to many bother anymore. Makes me feel weird for bothering to think about some anons here, but all well

I'll figure some forum of "art" tomorrow

You can still wash it with just water, that's supposably how you should wash it, and shampoo like three times a week. My friend was pushing that meme

Kek I love how I can tell thats a los angeles skatepark, those clear skys, palm trees, and mexican vendor man gave it away.

You still can, your a teenager till the 20th kek. But euro skaters are real tho most are from Belgium and England. You guys have a lot of stairways over there lel

Also late reply is late but I should be asleep
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>>24614114
>Being this tight
Gays'll love it
Thailand ? Idk about official reports but the amount of trannies was too damn high.

Muh lunch gang, I could do a Mean Girls' style trailer on our lunch break "tables", you have the accounting nerds, the office playboi-part time fuckboi, the try-hard to be social media coordinator, the horny-homofag, and us the popular girls.
>2$
Which size tho ? it costs about 1$ for a small pack here.
Bitch that's how you spell it.

I still need to work on the actual design but I'm sure there's a way to make it function.

Kek what ? dude in your class or a staff member ?

Thats what I went with, dude it looked like I took it myself so they were concerned I fell into blasphemy.
I was at my dorm back then, and I remember my dad coming all the way to next xity midnight to bring me home kek.

Still waiting for black beauties.

I dont mind winds or winter so long as its not hot and sweaty-disgusting, but people are freezing.

His only waifu ? My gdad had another waifu and lover in Venezuela.
But fuck man I love sweet potatoes in all seriousness, I took a bute of what looked like one turned out to be a pumpkin.

That's not a bad idea, I do plan however to tell the big boss about all his shit right before I quit and tell him that's the reason for my quitting.
I wish they do send it tho, I need my money.

>>24614128
Wednesday it is, I'll ask again after Wednesday.
No internet whaaat, dont fall for this "Green life" meme.
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>>24617024
I have some plans, I guess.

Nah, it was just that I have always thought of the world as a cold place, but for some time it didn't feel so bad and there was some warmth. Like a moth I guess I found something like a light to cling unto, but I got too close, didn't really burn, but the world was as cold as it was before after that, if not colder. I guess I will just take some time on my own and make myself believe that everything is alright and pretend that it was all really nothing and I don't care. My only complaint against myself is that I chose to be sincere because I thought it would be good to try, but as I found out, it was a mistake and I burnt myself this way. Never again. What's the point anyhow, my real self is just a boring mess.

Sure, I will lurk then.

Three times is too much for me, I usually just condition.

I'd love to try to skate.

I turn 20th on 20th, so not so far away. I think there are some in bigger cities too, but nothing really happens here.

That's alright, I will just go anyways. Might drop in a couple days later. Doesn't feel right to post here anymore as much as I did.
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>>24616977
Wew lad this is not safe for me and my chillrin

But why do you look so comphratable in there?

>my whole life had been black as night in
This is to much for my vibe rn, please stop this

Sounds like your better off soldering that whole cable into your fagtop forever. Inb4 it's a Toshiba satellite with those "durable" cucking cables

And get your socialist neck beard prancing wizard out of here lady
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lol so much butthurt here i just notice my posts are gone why so mad betas? im literally god here you pray and worship me here or else your info you dont want knowing could be let out ;)
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you miss le bumps
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>>24617031
I don't love it anymore, don't need any queer eyes on the straight guy ;-p
Kek you've been there, you know best about the boipussy population in thailand. I'll have to goog-I mean Bing this

Lel the way you describe it, it sounds like one jaded ass lunch room where no one likes each other. But yo which mean girl are you?
Your just hanging with them so you can get dirt on those sluts right? right?

Yeah just for a small bags, it's like $1.75 before commie tax. Big bags are a definite two shekels
Nah famfag it's just m&ms here cuz we simple folk. Plus that pale rapper took that name

Lel I think I'm about to design one in the morning just to spite you......into making your own

Some kid in school supposably, it was one of those hs rumors you'd start a convo with.

Your parents seem to react like a paranoid spouse, guess they sorta had a reason to flip. But sounded like your dad wasted a bunch of gas while being angry at sum pixels.

You'll get your black beauty in a few working hours. Be warned tho she's a weeb

Those ppl need to stop being /fa/ and put the cargo shorts and vans away. As long as you have stable cold weather with no random 80° days, it's all one luv

Well he was a black 60s men so probably. But damn I said it before but your grams got around. Wonder what you look like hispanic

Sweet potatoes/yams are god's food(more like yuroirishpoor) tho don't eat sweet potato fries. Kekels m8 how did that pumpkin flesh taste? Like bat arse hole right

Yeah if anything make sure you get your point in about how you "couldn't preform" your job with that homosex near you. Like all of it
If anything you might have to bug them daily about your dosh. Just lie about a bill coming up

Alright you'll be my motivation for this shite. Kek that's how I felt, but that's what mobile hot spot are for
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>>24617036
Well hell even the moth has to leave the warmth for some time to rest and age(and chew fucking wholes in cloths), no one waits to see that moth. But people will notice it's absence sooner or later.
But I mean the world will always be cruel to whoever, that's a part of this shitty experience of life. Take some time, maybe do some drinking and thinking but don't let shit like this ruin your dreams. It's only college they let half restart ballplayers in there, you could land a grant or scholarship pretty damn easy if you try.
If you think your boring theres still time for self improvement, your only 19 you'll have to change like 4-5 times anyways kek

I literally started conditioning my hair this month after maybe 10 years. That whole shampoo days your hair got me scared

As long as you know how to stay balanced and shift your center of gravity. And not be a bitch about falling, then shit man save up for a board

Shit even a loading dock or curb island are fun to skate plus those are good practice

I'll hopefully see you in those days, there's still niggers that miss your constant posts here, but I guess there's more first posting shitters that show up.
Good luck with tomorrow
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>>24616977
>Got your lewds bb.
Holy jizzums barman!!100// !!!?!
>Permit
My daddy will hear of this common talk. He shan't be happeh.
>We're just
ey ese, i fuck ur mama and now i'm smoking yar mota
puta madre
It roughly translates to:
Mapинoвaнный Пepeц Piper cъecть coлeный нa пecчaнoм пляжe, я гoвopю o мoeм ace Джopдж Taкeи пoдбeжaли и гpызлa eгo нoги.

>>24616937
This isn't 2002
>>24616848
About as much as my wife does.
>>24616836
>I'm personally to blame for this,
Yes.
>>24616811
>only spike yesterday
>only
respirar...chico
>What direction
There’s no earthly way of knowing
Which direction they are going!
There’s no knowing where they’re rowing,
Or which way they river’s flowing!
>Eating my black kids
Bit rude, they have wives and daughters
>What would
Um ever heard of... u r gay? lmaoooo
>brown eye
My eyes are blue...
You don't even know me. ;_; ;_; ;_;
>>24616735
You had my leg's were spread at "cir"
>I swore i did not wish for anything
and yet hilly billy clitty got arrested...consequence? I think so.
>>24616574
>Pic related
Is the ideal body, you may not like it but this is what is attractive. This is beauty. This is grace.
This is what peak performance looks like.
>>24614763 <--
>>24614737 <--
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I really fucked up staying up this long.
But at least I'll be asleep when thread not ded so no has to put up with my autism

Good night famfaggots
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>>24617250
>But people will notice it's absence sooner or later.
It's annoying at best.
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>>24616811
>Late 70s or early 80s
1989

>Half blonde love babies
I want to have kids at some point, but not now. I got them for 39 cents/piece.

>>24616977
Another from Mt Tammany. Pictures don't do it justice. You could have seen well into NJ and PA.

>That pic
Okay then

>You go alone?
Yeah

>You from NJ?
Yeap, Northern New Jersey. Good old fashioned Appalachia country.

>Boss shitttalking the familia
Dude thats fucked
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>>24617267
Blaming a group of anons in sake of look kool in the moment
Plus get some shock (you)s for the lolz

Es difícil respirar porque estos gueros siguen robando el aire
>they’re rowing
Whoa pal no one was talking about ***them*** this is about your very self
You would be that dude who'd row against water
>wives and daughters
???

That sounds like something a gay gaylord would say. Bet you kiss girls too huh faggot?

You've said you don't know me like maybe fifty million times
Your eyes are about the same color as the bottom most part of my arse cheeks.......so same color as my eyes

>>24617269
Wow dude you look like a fag in this (`ω´)

>>24617354
Fuuuuuuuuc I was close enough, I'd still get a silver medal for this cause I'm black and affirmative action has mein black I mean back
Damn wait I hate that joke

Well you could just always throw the dice and have some, no don't do that. But shit at least your not dating a mexican girl, some of them at least here are crazy about having kidz. Like if that was the only thing they were meant to do.
Almost every cute looking hispanic girl here has or had a child and will probably have another. And 39 cent just sounds like a steal, thank you amazon, maybe they'll be cheaper tomorrow
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>A/S/L
28/M/US
>Height
5'8"
>Body Type / Weight
128
>General Interest
/a/, /co/, /mu/, /tv/, /vr/
>Sexuality
Bisexual
>What you're looking for?
Learn Russian.
>Contact Info
Skype:
eleanorfarjeon
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Let me dump some pics and shit while I'm here. Was suppose to post most of these earlier but idk what happened

Did anyone end up going out for black friday?
I ended up going to best buy with my nig, but all we came for were blurays. It wasnt as crazy as it use to be they didn't do any "opens at 12pm, run don't walk shit" either guess most companies are shying away from that. Tho I've been to walmart on BF that was crzy
Which is good cause some ppl just go crazy over %20 discounts

But idk why dvds were not on sale, cuz fuck
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Left my phone outside one night

Pick it up and see this so I started recording. This group of coons is like generation F right now
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Anyone here on that black ice lyfe
This is when I found out that /o/ fags shop at my walmart. Someone went and bought up all the dank meme flavors. probably shoved them all in his dirt nasty civic wey
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Thats it for me, enjoy this what was suppose to be a comfy webm

Fact dumper, dump away
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>>24618518
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Here is something from the Garret Mountain Reservation in east Jersey. It was more of a stroll than a hike, but dem views.

>>24618441
>Throw the dice and have some
Haha, no? Fuck no. I am too young and too poor to support a child. If I have a child right now he will grow up to be fucked. I wont subject the world to my shitspawn.
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Here is something from Beacon Mountain near Newburgh, NY. Me and a friend went up there and scaled the firetower. Will post blurry pics from firetower when I can.
>>24618498
>going out for black friday
I was working on black friday. TVs fucking flew off of the shelves and the managers literally dropped pallets of stuff in the middle of isles. Copped a backpack for 6 bucks, but it wasnt a black friday deal. They have been on the shelves since back to school period and have been marked down twice from 20 bucks. Funny, I put them out a month and a half ago and they havent moved much since.
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>>24619084
I like the colors in this.
>>24618498
$52?
$52? for a fucking dvd?
>>24618441
>kool in the moment
*cool breeze passes through hair*
>Brick stealers talk
You stop that
>You'd row against the water
I am a rebel at heart.
>bet you kiss
ew ew ewwww
no i don't want no cooties
ew
>fifty miill
am harry
am just
>ass cheeks
My eye's aren't red, anon.
>my eye's are red
you been burning?
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Male or female? Got to wait longer but it's all I have. Supposed to be some kind of "megahigh"kush.

Windy as shit. I fixed a generator today and made few coins.

Eat a lot of pickles.
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>>24618911
kek only you would be on the Black Ice Matters wagon.
That car freshner looks old and tired

>>24618915
>>24619084
Too young and too poor doesn't sound like an excuse. Least not in solcal, just ask my mexican neighbors. They have at least 8-10 ppl living in a one story, its like one family per room
Pretty sure its the same house design as mine and we have only 3 bed rooms

Man I saw so soooooo many ppl walking out with tvs, its insane how many ppl still need a flat screen. Kek when they just leave shit in the middle of the floor that always breads autism.
Pls tell me you got a deal on those dumb ass jansports, but I think those go for $60 not 20.

Shit man you could have stored some coke in one of those bookbags with all the time they've been sitting

I like the beacon mt. one but for whatever reason city skylines always looks so nice
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>>24619248

>That car freshner looks old and tired
I forgot to throw it way. And you reminded me.
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>>24619105
Bro its HBO, so you know thats like a %40 increase. But I don't understand the logic with blurays being on sell and not dvds. Think the x-files collection was around $173, just let that sit
Tho true detectives looked pretty god dang good

Its more of a cool breeze going between your hairy cheeks after a massive shit outside

Todo lo que hacen los gueros es quejarse y quejarse, y luego afirmar que inventó el burrito wey
>rebel at heart
you could say that, i just meant you'd do that if you saw a crowd of ppl
>red culo
Ewwwww no one talking about when get your ass gaped by paul's massive shlung
I'm talking about cosmetics, bet your butt bleach if its a problem

>>24619219
Kek keep your fingers crossed, you have to check the steam to know the gender. but idk if its old enough to show that yet.
Mfw I planted maybe 4 or 5 weed seeds in my lizards terrarium, maybe like two sprouted and then just died..............its not fair pretty sure I had a blue dream seed too

>>24619254
Get a lighter and light it for a second. thats how you know if its fresh. Thats an ye old black dad technque
gets your money out of a 1 dollar product
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>>24619311
Solid tips
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>A/S/L
23/M/Sweden
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Text / Mic / Cam
Sure!
>Music as of late
Yura Yura Teikoku, Frank Zappa, Cibo Matto, Television, Marvin Gaye, Frank Ocean, Limited Express, Shabazz Palaces, Nisennenmondai, Dinosaur Jr., Parappa the Rapper
>Movies as of late
None :'-(
>TV Shows as of late
^ :'-(
>Books as of late
Random Japanese short stories by people like Taeko Kono and Osamu Dazai, Screenplay (I don't write), An Actor Prepares (I don't act)
>Vidya as of late
I think the last time I played something was OW open beta? I have periods of playing a lot of stuff, though I have w e i r d tastes so don't put your eggs in this basket.
>Interests
Running, clothing, dumb jokes, great jokes. I have an interest in everything I listed above as well of course. I like anything creative, and am drawn to creative types. Not that I possess any particular talents myself -- you learn to appreciate heat when you're freezing. Does that make me a waste of your time; a parasite? Let's find out!!
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
I'll try em!
>What languages do you speak?
Swedish, English, Japanese
>Pic
Sure! But let's show one another
>Contact Info
eskimo-b0b
>>
That spammer kid is back.
Thanks for the bump neeto ;)
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>>24620397
welcome back kiddo ;)))
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Got this overwhelming sensation of nothing being quite right
Everything I have suddenly disgusts me
I want to throw it all away, move somewhere new and get new everything
None of it feels right whatsoever
Nothing is comfortable
It all seems to be on the verge of breaking or covered in filth
I have no idea what's causing this feeling but I feel physically ill
My teeth feel sore
My back aches
It's like everything is in a state of disrepair and decay
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Skipping work again, I think I'll get fired some time soon but I don't even care anymore.

>>24617056
I'm safe bb, I'm dangerous.

It's an abstract kind of comfort.

I can't stop, it is out of my control.

Or I could go full cyborg.

This is ideology at its purist.

>>24617205
>Queer is a horny soul-dick-sucking monster
>Does not forget
You don't need the queer the queer needs you.
Or binge it, depends on what you're hoping to get from or off.

Idk you tell me ? but at the least I'm a freak.
And free awkward rides with their boyfriends, never been this thirdwheeled before.

What size is a small bag exactly, that doesnt seem right at all tbqh. wtf America inb4 Thanks Obama.
Didn't he choose it specifically to promote inclusiveness in the genre, ya know eminems being all skin tones and him being just a another m&m in the big bowl of rap.

I'm waiting.

>Did you hear about the kid jerking off in class the other day
Nice to meet you too I'm sam.

Well it involved hours of screaming at me on phone, and I had to run to my friend's house then forgot the key etc. it was a hellish night tbqh.

Aren't we all.

Not even cargo shorts, guys here pack themselves like trash bags no lie.

Nah muh genes perfectly Arab (or so I think ) I mean if I had some hybrid genes would be just another excuse to justify why I can't into conservatism.
Do you know where you originally come from, family roots etc. ?

It tasted like bleached booger tbqh with you.
Why what's wrong with sweet potato fries ?

Well as I mentioned earlier might get fired for skipping so much kek, but honestly too fucked up a mood to take his shite rn.

But posting from phone is really annoying, and tiresome.
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>>24621212
Also this...
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>>24619248
>Too young and poor isnt an excuse
It absolutely is. The mexicanos are retarded and drink up govt aid like a soda. I dont want to live on handouts.

>Sweet deal on backpacks
I use them for hiking dude. Them things can easily hold about 9 bottles of water and so much stuff in the other pockets. For 6 bucks its a steal. If it breaks or some shit, I'll just return or get a new one in the warranty.

>City skylines look nice
Does this count as a city? Ditto from beacon.
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>>24621046
;3
>>
I guess its right about that time again (´• ω •`)
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>>24621276
>Care
C-Can I have your job?
>>24620370
hi
>>24619311
>$173
That says something about american consumerism.
And it's saying I need to start selling shit overseas.
>I'm a redneck and shit in the woods
And you wonder why people call you monkey
>burrito
ohahohohoho chink chinky chink chong
>when you surf you crowd
That was one time
You can't prove anything!
>cosmeticians
y are we sending 10 years olds out into the wild to host animal fights
>butt bleach
Gotta drink sumin, boys got that thirst
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>>24619320
last one was flaccid, this one is solid

>>24620370
Damn man I hope you didn't waste to much time one this.
Wonder if he got any adds?

>>24621212
>i.e. getting older
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>>24621276
>some of you guys shouldn't go to work tomorrow -_-
Home many times have you played hooky now? I want to say you got maybe 5 more before they chimpout

>queer needs you
I couldn't help but laugh at this, but also disturb a little. I'm not trying to make santorum babies with a man named "aiftatah wasiea"
Uhhh idk what your on about, not like I torrents a 64.24gb file of thai boipuss

Kek your in that shit where putting up with some couples bantering car ride, or the...........bus.
Just blast your headphones, no one needs hear them bitch

Their like those 5 inch/12mmx 2inch/4mm, the most basic bag you can get. While I'd like to blame Barry on this, thats just the cali tax on junk food. A 16oz bottle of pop is like $1.85 X-(

I googled that and its way lamer than you thought, his name is Marshall Mathers so its just a play on his initials.
I like yours better tho I'd throw a thit m&m out the bowl

I pray no pedos are here rn

Nah its more like,
<"you heard about that dude who can jac it in class?"
>"man that guys lucky ass fuck"
>"ikr, I'd be jizzin on jenifer's phat ass"

Sounded like a great possible weekend, then followed by sleepless nights and grudges. I use to get that too, which is why sorta I'm glad they split

NO

What is it boot cut baggy jeans that touch the ground with dress shoes, or those justin beiber pants?

Conservatism needs all the help it can get right now m'am ;) You should get a stereotype test to check your blood line
All I know is my mom's side are mostly southerns, some moved up north during the great migration. Dad's side are all based out of virgina, very poor. Think his side has more slavery heritage and are part whitecis
I still want a dna test cuz shit mang, this sucks

You know I think thats the the exact taste almost
Their mostly soggy with a weird texture and barley fried, and some places don't know if they should salt them or sweeten them

my last reply was on the fone, looked pretty gay and its always frustrating
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>>24622631
wassup
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>>24621521
I'm not sure how puerto ricans get down with their families over there, but its probably a cultural thing stacking bodies in houses. Combine with the fact that we aid less fortunes you got yourself a fireornado
Or maybe a sharknado give or take a few more years

Damn 9 bottles? Thats where you need a quality backpack those bottles will rekt it's insides like a french whore. But for six dosh adn a warranty thats a good deal, it'll just be a cycle of getting free new ones like sear's craftman tools

>Does this count as a city?
Meh nah that just looks like a some suburban village. Looks like you'd know everyone if you lived there
But that bridge and river look sexy af tho

>>24622380
Well tell me how much that would cost over there. And don't tell "buh we have better things to do here" cause its prob cold as a witches tit rn
Yeah you should, you fags love bumping up those shipping rates like its coming on real "royal" mail. fuc off m8

Their not called white monkeys for a reason. I wipe btw.....with tree bark
Thats the honest approach

Just another over the head comment towards someone whos never had a real burrito. AND NO VEGGIE WRAPS DON'T COUNT
>can't prove a damn thing
You seem have forgotten about the man I sent to watch you
Look out your window to the far right...........you'll see a gray peugeot......"click"

Animal fights? Don't you mean dry rube "torn"ney

So bleach but gets free sumin?

>>24622631
wat happened?
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>>24621276
Heres your gosh dang request of my sis graduating, followed by this rebuttal to your edgy poem.

I'm concave
Though I'm distended
I'm moving towards something
Trapped in what I know
I'm synthetic and plane
But "EDGY" all the same

t. high drawanon

((((***FBI has now been noticed of your actions, have a nice day.***))))
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I must now share the "real music" that I've been spammed with by youtube.
Enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGydeF9C2W0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZIFnjxFbXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVOLcviE-r4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0EIY_Mewes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzEPuqBOGnI

May this appease the gods


I'm so fucking bored.
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>>24622741
>cost
probably about a twenty if it's recent
12-15 if it's like a month old a decent
5-7 if it's old as shit
buy 1 get 1 free if it's utter bollocks
>I wipe
>wiping
who...?
>Santa
He's seen it all. Even the bits he didn't want to. I made him see. Forced him as he screamed and tried to claw out his eyes.
Oh yes; the man you sent did indeed watch me.
>Drink bleach get something for free
Y...yes. I'm a respectable goat farmer, I know my shit. I will get you all the virgins if you drink the whole two liter bottle. I heard battery acid makes it go down a treat.
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>>24622788
What can anyone possible do to cure boredom on this site?
>Go fap
>Go read
>Go fap
>Go study
>Go for a walk
>Go vidya
>Go drink
>Go fap
>Go draw
>Go be something

>>24622813
Thinking a box set of 8 seasons costs that little
Thinking FOX would let something sell that cheap
Thinking 'free" is a real term in england

I wipe my shithole after I shit out logs if thats what you mean?

Why didn't yu keep him as a fet pet then? Kept him locked up in a cage only ever to let him out for sexual gratification
......Then did you get the message he carried.....after you had your way with him? (tension intensifies)

Why not just mix it in with some pool chlorine and put a grande up my log cutter. Either way same result.
Why haven't you started your own "Anti-Kabab for Free Britannia" and start suicide bombing mulsims in their homes. Maybe abduct a few kids as well
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>>24622965
Wow all those missed greentext......

I've brought dishonor to my clan........my mentors.............my waifu.......oh and my family
.
.
.
.
.
I will now commit sudoku
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>>24622965
>Commit sin
Father wouldn't be pleased.
>read
http://www.historytoday.com/roy-porter/reading-bad-your-health
Are you quite mad, man?
>Go study
http://www.naturalchild.org/john_holt/school_is_bad.html
https://pragmaticreform.wordpress.com/2013/11/16/memory/

If you want me to die just give me some
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnI-_j78l2g
>Go for a walk
But dihydrogen monoxide is being sprayed in the air.
>Go vidya
I'm not a faggot, anon
>Go drink
I'm not a gay faggot like a certain, anon.
>Go sin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfRtkCGE40A
>Go draw
I'm...no
>Be something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
Eh...eh?

>>24622983
>sudoku
YOU HAD SO MANY MEMES TO SEE.
SO MANY.
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>>24623108
What Father doesn't know, won't hurt him....right?

Throwing all these daily health articles at me like their actually true. You can't fall for clinical trial memes they change all day tyme

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/06/coffeeeeeeee/487181/
but then you get
http://mumbaimirror.indiatimes.com/others/health-lifestyle/Time-to-ditch-the-coffee/articleshow/55393584.cms

Books are bad for your health because thats what my homeschooled son tells me
>sprayed
Since when do clouds spray water?
This isn't a brazil and those clouds aren't bootiful brown butts
>not of a fag
Then sell me your steam so I can not use like I do with mine
>gay faggot
funny its usually the reclusive ones that have closeted homosex feeling for cock

fapping to jewtube vids
Okay guy if your really need help just search for.............candid feets


What memes do I have to see, whats wrong with sudiku
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>>24616735
Same, I don't think they'd work on me personally though. I'd look weird without brown eyes.
I think most eyes are like that, I've never seen anyone with a distinctively poor eye shape.
Grey eyes are actually pretty dope though, genuine grey.
No gateway? Why not spend the extra money on more drugs if the addiction was there? Gambling issues aswell or just shit to kill time?
I never look disgusting when not shaving imo, I just look like I don't care about how I look.

No officer.
I really wanna get back with my ex desu, right about now. Just a feeling.

Sounds like the ultimate win, free stuff is always nice, regardless of what it may be.
It's just food, it's not like an incredible experience but it does put a certain perspective on the food you eat daily.
No idea yet, plan is to just go around europe. See where it takes us, decisions on the go. Kind of like that.
It does, I struggled finding a picture that depicted what decent wear is like but you get the point.
Alcohol in itself is very sweet, throwing additional sugar onto that is something I don't enjoy. I dislike whiskey for example, due to it being too sweet.
Dad died when I was 15, I decided to ditch instead of staying with my relatives as I knew they already had a mountain of debts with 4 kids of their own.
It was better that way.
I suppose, it's a virtue to have any kind of ambition or interest in todays world.
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I summon high draw anon to draw
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>>24623384
>whats wrong with sudiku
He's too far gone, there's nothing but murder that we can do to him.
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>>24623384
Glub glub
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>>24623384
>feet
I'm a moderate Muslims and I take offence. Please swallow these baggies.
>Closeted
I don't know about you but our closets are tiny, too small to even fit a decent sized corpse in. How you can have the sex in them I do not know.
>Sell you my steam
Weird request but okay...please open your mouth whilst I eat these beans.
>When do clouds
>clouds
>H20 is being sprayed
>Thinks of clouds
Stop. Watching. Conspiracy theories.
>Any place of education that is the norm
What a memer this guy is, probably thinks people should oh I don't know NOT eat fly poop? yous a joker.
>Coffee is bad
Coffee is bad.
>Actually true
http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

read this

you'll be blown
>won't hurt him
>won't
then what even is the point d:
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>>24623423
Well I'm not high anymore but i guess I can be. Tho I want a bacon sandwich, and I can't cook high.

What does this faggot want drawned?

>>24623436
How is mocking a japanese honored tradition not a meme. Uh ha ha ha it's like you actually like japan roundeye

>>24623467
>I'm a moderate Muslims that pretends to be offended by lewds, but am actually the head admin of feetsSNIFF.uk.co
FTFY
>our closets are small
incoming joke on how this leads to trannies having their own department stores for cloths
you ppl just bread cucks don't you

Is this the man's fetish? gittin dick suck up on while eating some bushes baked beans and watch the tube
>Conspiracy theories
Here have a meme from a movie you probably couldn't be bothered to watch
>Coffee is bad
but is it, those health reports will be saying the opposite tomorrow
>"Ten reasons why coffee can actually straighten your kidneys"

The point?

The point is.........................your needle dick HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Here have this space ship drawing I never finished:and have no clue if I'll finish it either

Should be able to hold you till I start drawaowing
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>>24623536
>drawned?
Anything that is not shit.
Do not draw shit.
I fucking dare you to draw shit.
>Round eye
JUST wait till i get the sellotape then you'll see
>feetsniff
kek
>ftfy
o so kind
>is this the best fetish
like there's anything better
>conspiracy theory
is not fifth element
do not talk to me or my eccentric black friend again on board a ship
>but is it
yes
>opposite tomorrow
you could say the same about cocaine though and we all know that's the psychologists candy
>your dick
o...o yeah...what...what else? ;)
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>>24623556
it'll...do
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>>24623568
So you basically want me to draw some shit
I your own way of saying it
...like thats how women tell men to do things. makes me wonder

I hope whatever your wacky british name for tape is, you have the right hue for your skin. Or you'll just look like one of those niponese trannies
>kek
what was that to broad for a domain name? Don't want the councilmen finding out my stash

Bruh whatever.........that movie literally came out the month before. Falling for the mel-badguy meme, hes done more than bruce thin lips faggot
That movie was my childhood so I don't need to watch it again with you millennials cuckbags

Your dick is question here faggot

So post your dick so I can "laugh" at it

>>24623584
white people problems?
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>>24611111
Checked, and letting you know that we talk exactly alike. Keen as fuck.
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>>24623662
No idea who you are, but that's cool.
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>>24623688
Yeah it is, but you really need to stop getting those gets it's making the rest of us look bad.
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>>24623655
>problems?
Not putting glue on your hands so you can pick it off
Pft
>Post your dick
>Your dick
But...
>Your question is in question
O-ok
relly
>don't need to watch it again
The cokes ready
>councilman
Timmy. Do you need to talk?
>Woman
Sometimes a guy's gotta do what a woman do because the guy's laze
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>>24622741
>Shitheels stack bodies and outnumber the natives because they are paid to
And I get taxed out the ass to pay for it, fuckin A

>Cycle of getting free new ones
The beauty of buying from a membership store

>Bridge and river look sexy
Here is another skyline for you. From the peak of Pyramid mountain in NJ
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>>24623725
Alright, will do.
////////
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Check those singles of sweet despair and truly no future.

Fucking wish my vision of no future was romanticised one, but I truly don't have one.

Fuck this gay earth. Everything is gone to shit. I think I am going to neck myself in the following weeks. My whole life has been a big series of mistakes, imo it should just end now. Also there are external things, but who even fucking cares.

Bye or whatever, I guess.
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>>24623738
AH FUCK
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pious
2016-2016
there were pretty great fun and even gave me a sense of false hope but fug mane, i just cant even begin explaining of how bad things are and why i am seriously considering the good old rope and a firm tree combo rn.

haven't felt suicidal ( i can be depressed, but it takes a whole new level of low to want death with strong will for me ) in a long time, but knowing myself i act out on what i feel and i don't think i can change anything right now since everything happens and goes on for a reason and i just don't seriously know

no education
no connections
no money
no talents
nothing interesting
no freedom
thousand and a one obligation

and so on ad nauseum

don't want to think anything or see anything. long time ago i said i was afraid life might become like a bleak black and white film, now it approaches that

i really hate christmas so i won't probably wait for them to roll about /
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>Music Discussion
Currently listening to Titanic Sinclair, Lxnnnie, Hope&Social, Sparks, The Mountain Goats
>What are you doing?
Sitting in bed next to my sleeping girlfriend. Deciding what to do this evening. Waiting to sell stuff on ebay so we can move.
>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo?
Because I'm autistic, actually diagnosed, plain and simple. Also lots of other mental stuff; anxiety, depression, etc.
>Video Games, you've been playing or just your favourite
I'm currently playing Watchdogs, Dragon Age 2, Risen 2, The Evil Within, Dishonored, Assassins Creed 3 and Black Flag, Saints Row 3, Sleeping Dogs, Pokemon Black and my gf is playing Fallout New Vegas
>Books you're currently reading
I read about 18 books at once but I'll list the five I'm currently really into: Dreamcatcher, This Book Is Full Of Spiders, Ocean At The End Of The Lane, Choke, Coyote Blue
>Films etc.
Favorites I guess? Ghost World, A Boy & His Dog, Worlds Greatest Dad, Into The Wild, Eraserhead, Kick-Ass, It's Such A Beautiful Day, May, John Dies @ The End and a million others. I was a film student
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>>24622741
>wat happened?
i'd go through detail but let's just say it is nothing good and it's not all the school business

idk what to say
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>>24623725
Whats going one here, maybe its just a S.t.a.u.g.h.l.k.e.r.

>>24623727
pic related looks like one of those mushroom dick heads, maybe like a rino dick
I know alot about dicks
>pic it up
oh yeah you'll be picking something up......drum roll pleas..............A hospital bill

whats relly in question is your sanity
>coke
No blow is for fags
but thats like asking me if I need to watch robocop *1* or starship troopers again
not really but I guess I'll watch it again bb
>talk to need
the need is for shlong, the want is middle aged councilmen
>gotta do what the woman does cause "he's" lazy
I dunno man that sound like some serious cuck shit. Doing some for a girl that already has a bf. Was your reward a "h.u.g."?

>>24623734
If I remember right I think section 8'er receive around 500-800 a month. So just times that by...like a million??

Shit well next time you a new color to match your skirt you can just tare a hole in it.
Say it was coons, cause you hike in the "jungles"

>dat skyline
at first I thought you were lying, like how those towers site between everything
>>
Our life is a journey
Through winter and night,
We look for our way
In a sky without light.
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>>24623751
>>24623775
pious don't do it, don't do anything drastic till you see how trump will tame the russian empire

and kys'in is a gay way to deal with your problems. Its messy, filled with second thoughts, and will probably cause someone else to kys. Don't make your mom outlive you, thats pretty mess up in a way.

>no talents
What is writing???
>no money
who even has dispensable money here, like enough to change their own life anyways?

>>24623788
Well fuck the worst I can assume is you guys might loss your house pretty soon. But thats all I can go on tbqh
If you don't want to talk about it, its buneo just keep your head out of the dark and start think of plans and aspirations rather than "solutions"
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>>24623785
Damn man I can't even say I've played any of those games, what the fuck is up with my lyfe?

What exactly are you going to sell on ebay, sounds like its collectibles or something like that. I use to sell stuff off ebay, mostly just auto parts.
But making those listing and all that merchant stress takes its toll surprisingly, but i could be whining
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>>24623785
lol you look like a bridge troll
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>>24623893
Yeah old collectibles, basically. My gf has an earthbound strategy guide WITH the sniff stickers still in tact and those go for around 200 dollars usually. Just old rare shit like that. It's a hassle but it's our only form of income right now cause of where we live but that's what we're trying to change.
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What's up assholes
I'm tired as a motherfucker but I'm playing D&D rn so I've got to stay up until we're done
What are all you little shits up to?
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fuck ok I got some replies to make
I finally finished my geology field response paper

>>24611543
I was staying at the beach for like a month so I had some time to read and sightsee. And reading at the beach is nice.
>Keats, Ezra Pound
Sounds good, I like that sort of flowery English poetry as well. Been looking into Ernest Dowson recently for some reason I think his Vitae Summa Brevis Spem Nos Vetat Incohare Longam poem is really beautiful, even though it's pretty short and easy.
>dreadful pictures from Eastern Europe
Ah, got it. At least you had a rowdy night though!

>>24611661
My dad raised me into the life of video games and d&d and comics and all that stuff.
I'm not sure exactly what books I'd want, probably textbooks. I like gardening but I'm not great at it.
>hourglass
That's a unique gift idea, why would you want it? Like a really nice one for decoration?
Working as a children psychologist would definitely be interesting, almost easier to see the truth than working with adults who lie and have shitty morals and etc. Kids are difficult in other ways as well though.

>>24613893
>popcorn and coffee
It was popcorn and tea, thankfully. Idk if coffee would be great with that.
>bailing on thanksgiving to go to best buy
Well shit that's not bad.
I had an alright time! I brought some food over and got roped into a game of monopoly. And got my hair done. It was just me and this nice asian chick doing my hair who didn't give two fucks about thanksgiving and figured it'd be a good day to get some extra business.
>Arrival
The movie was good, it was definitely more touchy feely and less cool aliens, but it was realllly well done. Like just great cinnamon-topography.And Amy McAdams (?) is cool.
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>>24624286
jfc i love your hair/color so much.
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>>24622429
;+)
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>>24623925
Damn yeah I've seen how much an old strategy guide will go for sometimes. Crazy cause that might cost as much as the game if you bought it from some retro vendor.
Seems like nintendo stuff usually has the highest "retro tax" on them now.

Usually big hassles pay off, from anything I learned selling shit there the more pictures the more sells. Hope you guys make some decent dosh

>>24624208
>what are you little shits up yo?
Literally just fixed my dumb has scanner driver from the dreaded TWAIN error, also some shitposting in places unknown.
Hows your warrior doing?

>>24624286
So many (you)s so little time
Your now one of us, one of us

How do you think you did with your report? Decent is a pass in merica anyways

Well thank god for that, tho I guess that why they make coffee flavored popcorn
>not that bad
Well it wasn't the greatest plan, just being able to stay home might have been better. And hey sounded like it was pretty chill on your side too, but idk how no one got ass mad while playing monopoly. But if no family drama/politics then its a good day
Thats right I forgot to comment on your hair due, idk why but blue looks pretty damn natural on you. Blue i-its its not a red flag color anymore!!!! But kek I thought that about with the indian dude at the liquor store, he didn't even seem unhappy about working. Just another day

> Amy McAdams
Its fucking amy adams you punk, don't talk about my wafiu like that. So its basically a movie more about its visuals and morals about aliens, not aliens itself. I guess that ship thing was more of a plot device.
That reminds me of district 9 almost
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>>24623727
And heres you shit...

its shit mang, its really shit
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I don't know what's wrong
I just feel ill, and tears are building up
My chest is contracting and I feel like I'm suffocating
My body feels heavy and my legs are finding it hard to move
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>>24625338
I'm not liking what I'm reading rn

Are you burning up like the sun right now and nauseous? Go gets some water and see what happens, you might have to throw up.
If its serious tell someone to call an ambulance
>>
Time for some restless sleep on this restless night

Hope everyone is doing okay :/
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>Music Discussion (Post what you're listening to ATM or been listening too, please...I'm tired of listening to barbie world)
Five Finger Death Punch, their latest album.

>What are you doing?
Just existing.

>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo
Crazy bitch.

>Video Games, you've been playing or just your favourite
Anything horror/gore/post-apocalyptic.

>Books you're currently reading
Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban, the short second life of Bree Tanner, some book about insonia I forgot the name to.

>Films etc.
Anything horror/gore, paranormal, post-apocalyptic, or for children.
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On phun waiting for class to.end

>>24624552
You did.it you bastard
>>24623858
Too long to reply on phun
>>24623785
Sup
>>24623775
At least you're not black
At least you're not gay
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>>24625691
dick pic or gtfo
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>>24625695
H-here
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>>24625785
>same pic
>diferent id
?????
Am wet btw
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>>24625794
>?????
am surpreme hax0r
>am moist
proper
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>>24625671
Welcome
>>24625519
What is on your mind
>>24625338
tfw no 3d double ds because the 3d glasses arent 3d anymore ( >>24624552 this is the face)

>>24624208
>little shits up to?
Washeruppering
>>24623858
>rino dick
ty bby i leik
>know a lot
w-what? i thought you was virgin grill? i...i need to clear my computer.
>hospital
>not having the nhs
how does it feel?
pretty expensive i bet
>sanity
honestly i feel as if i'll go insane towards the end of the school year. I sobered up and saw the reason why I turned to numbrs. Just recall, repeat, and claim that you learn. School is a joke. I'm surrounded by socially inept morons. People lack any sense of self.
Oh god it burns.
just wanna get recked tbqhwymonlinestranger
>coke = blow
that time has gone anon, stop looking into the past to see the future. pft
>middle aged
thinking anyone thats rich is not a 50-80 year old git
pft you have a fabled view of wealth.
>reward a hug
i dunno do...do you want that? i was just gonna give you two yous...
bit of a greedy git eh
>>24623785
>myspace
kekle
>>24623785
>listening to
post links,i'm lazy
> what to do
>in bed next to my sleeping girlfriend
the question is not what but who
>>24623775
dont be a gaylord focker
>>24623751
get out, get up
>>24623727
oh bby
i is so hot
>>24623655
>probs

u hav no deia
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>>24623858
>800 a month
Jesus Christ that is a lot

>Buy a color to match your skirt
Wut?

>Like how those towers sit
Those towers sit on Turkey mountain and the trails circle underneath them. View from the bottom of the towers is pretty solid
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>>24625691
I don't like anything I see in this picture.
Those colors make my mouth want to throw up and my asshole. And I haven't even gotten to the part about your pants bb

Of course I did it, why wouldn't I do it?

>>24626194
My mind is a maze, of fiber rich maze

I only play a vigin asian girl when I'm larping and clubbing at flammers
>nhs
da fuck is this, no one knows what this is and no one cares
Whats nhs
>ppl lack since of self
while I meaninglessly type away about the ppl I hate, when you yourself have no self.
Whos stopping you from getting rekt

Future, but you brought up the past yesterday, I'm just trying to seal.......the deal
>never runing into rich punk ass kids
I thought the wealth in socialist countries was suppose to be spread around. Kek england is so white they have no upperclass anymore. You just live in a concrete trailer park
>no hug
its either you practice with me or just blow it with that chubby grille that likes hugs and cuddles

>>24626302
That is a month tho, and those neighbors seemed to go thru pretty quick. Might have gone to that doge magnum they had with the nigger wheels.
Kek the woman who lived there even sent her kids to my house to ask for money, they thought cuz we black we'd distribute our money cuz they black.

>wut
What you don't have a nice skirt to go with your bags this winter. What are you a faggot?

>turkey mountain
Oh shit let me assume that mountain actually had wild turkeys that got over hunted? Ima bout to call peta
For whatever reason taking those trail seems like a sure fire way to find a rotting corpse
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>mfw my grandma decided to whore me out to one of her friends
>mfw she doesn't even care about my safety or virginity
>mfw her geezr friend wants me to move some shit around
But we all know what that really means, "clean my attic"
>mfw my grandma mistaken me for my brother when she asked if I could help her friend
>my brother apparently met this baby boomer before, some how look like my brother apparently
>mfw I don't want to use a condom either

So I guess I'm just waiting for who ever this person is to pick me up and take me to their "house" to move some shit around. Honestly idk, I don't think I'm getting payed either.

If I do get payed it'll probably be grandparents money, like $5 and some hard candy or a muffin.
I think I have enough experience with as a mover that I should be entitled to $8 and TWO hard candies with the muffin included
>mfw if this doesn't work out I'll end my own life
>mfw I'll be the third person here to do so

Maybe I should just rob them instead, either way this is my gay as tuesday

Ask me anything lads...............................when I get back. (Which means don't bother)
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>>24624396
Thank you!!

>>24624546
Oh fuuuck

I think I did pretty well! Mostly just had to record passive vs active margin sedimentation it wasn't too intricate.

>coffee flavored popcorn
That sounds nasty desu

There was no drama but I do get like awful competitive in monopoly.
And eyy thanks it's not too bright and neon and weird I think I haven't gotten insulted by any alt rights yet so that's nice.
And I mean hey if you don't give a shit about Thanksgiving then it's just extra money to work that day, pretty cool.

I'm sorry I googled her like a minute after I made that post and learned my mistake pls no bully I love her too
And yeah basically that's it. It was sci-fi in the sense that Ursula Le Guin is sci-fi; it's really more anthropological/historical/societal sci fi, not tech and hard science.
I didn't enjoy district 9 desu the alien-human prostitution really creeped me out. I'm sure if I sat down and watched it again I could get over it, I just remember being put off.
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>>24626427
>whore me out to one of her friends
Don't act like you don't like, slut.
>move some shit around
Well...whatever gives you your kicks
>clean my "attic"
Rest in peace. Here lies this poor mans libido and any desire of human interaction.
>>24626427
>I don't think I'm getting payed
Capitalistic pig
>>24626427
>Ask me anything lads
What does it feel like to feel?
>don't bother
How much glub could a glub glub glub if a glub glub could glub some glub?
asking for a friend.
>>24626398
>maze
sounds like druggie talk,you're under citizens arrest take me to your dealer.
>only rp sometimes
can't find REAL people now a days
>der fuck is
this pleb don't know
>cares
u r a kid, learning is ur whole job, y school stop learning for months?
>what is
it's a capitalist institution used to increase productivity.
>you have no self
is true. i must...flee
>stopping oyu
wellllllll
>wealth
clearly never been to upper london
>no upperclass
we have london which is posh and then the rest of the country which is like wales but less relaxing
>chubby girl
like this is bad thing
sorry necrophiliac #realmanrealcurves
>>
I think I realized why I come back to 4chan
I think I may need a break.
Not ignoring people just not here anymore.
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>>24627947
Don go ;-;
>>
I just want a post-apocalyptic paradise already.

I hate humans.

Society today is laughable.

I'm scared of dying, but sick of living.
>>
Thread is dead

I am dead now and forever
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>>24626398
>Collective minority fund
We wuz socialists and shit nigga

>Skirt
I aint a freak

>Hunted turkey
I dont know why its called that. No corpses tho.

Here is something from Wyanokie High Point in Ramapo, NJ. View all the way around for miles. No homo nearly cried when I reached this peak and had a look.

>>24626427
>Black man exploited for easy and cheap labor
Glitch in the matrix
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>>24629439
Said every spoiled brat ever.
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Who /office/ here?

>tfw get paid to watch Game Center CX, WWE and shitpost on the clock
>>
I'm sorry
>>
Spammers aren't doing their job of ironically keeping this thread alive.

Bump from the bottom of page 9.
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Well if anyone actually cares to know, I have a girlfriend now.

Shes 76 and counting, knows way more about the jfk administration than any of you slutty ass millennial sluts of females could. And I can ask her for money instead of the other way around.
I get free gummy rubes for free
Theres hard candy available all the time
I get bday checks from here "everyday"

.......and i only have to wash under her folds once a week. So.....yea

But that old lady I moved shit for was pretty cool. We mostly just talked about illegals and how many bad drivers live around here.
Bitch had a good amount of shit in her garage, but could move shit around faster than my mum which was irconic

Tho that bitch of a lady only payed me $20(even tho she asked if I wanted more)
When being a humbled cuck doesn't pay off

>>24632213
no clue what happened to our fact dumper, but at least theres still fags out there nice enough to bump this gay thread
but for why did you bump?


And I'm seriously starting to worry about pious and h-bomb idk what happened
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>>24626924
Sorry about the reply, guess I've been out of it lately

Shit didn't know you were studying geology too, there was another femanon who posted here that was majoring in it, you two could have been buttfriends. Plus she actually could hold convos unlike some anons(brit)

Nasty but ppl still eat it, just like pumpkin flavored stuff x-P

Thats exactly why I refuse to play that game. I don't like showing folks how closetly competitive I get sometimes
Kek thats as good as a complement I can legal make ITT, but I guess thats the thing about that color doesn't cause to much attention from frog posters
It would be kinda nice to see the country view that way, but then again thats how black friday got so popular . I probably sound like a commie tho

Nah its beuno famfag I was just projecting how my /tv/ friend would react to his wafiu being shamed
Hmmmmm so it was more of a semi-realistic approach to some "ayyy lmao", like I guess war of the worlds or something twilight zone would have done. Fuck I blame star trek for making spoiled for hard science alien shit
Nah senpai that movie was more of a one hit wonder, least for me. I saw it in theaters and thought, "goty" then watched a year later and couldn't stay interested, you'll probably not feel that movie as much as last time. Same with tommy cruise's oblivion
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>>24627947
>Not ignoring people just not here anymore.
what does this even mean?

if you need a break take one, I'll just need your 4chan badge and feels gun before you leave

>>24630490
More like someone should had veto that housing bill while they had a chance. But shit tho someone should have veto that natural gas bill as well. But those flamming sinks are pretty cool tbqh

>not a freak
Yeah until you find out crossdressing for your grille is the only way to anal kek

Sounds like class A european land mass naming. The germans founded my hometown the antelope valley. But i think they mistaken tha buffalo for them if I remember right

How did you nearly cry from those nasty as looking banks at the bottom and that peaking freeway. Freeways are gross and you should feel gross
No bodies of course, but how have you not come across anything creepy or spooky yet, those forest are deep as fuck

>Glitch in the matrix
neo thats not a glitch....more like the foundation of what the matrix was built on
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well I'm off to santa anna for fighting games

hope everyone who be posting in here stays safe
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>>24632529
Mayb.
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>>24632526
>Veto the housing bill and destroy your voting base
That wouldnt work.

>Crossdressing for your gf
Im a fucking man, not a freak. Ill fuck my gf hard like a man should.

>European land mass naming
If you found it first, you name it, I guess

>Freeways are gross
Bro imagine walking up a mountain for a solid hour and finally hitting the peak. All that hard work is rewarded. A freeway wont invalidate that. Here is something a little less touched, just for you. Storm King mountain in Ny, just across the border.

>How have you not come across anything creepy
Sometimes the dead silence can be very nerve wracking, but nothing is really creepy or dangerous. I once stared down a deer for a couple minutes. Got it on video, too. I wasnt sure if he was about to attack or just being a retarded deer.

>Matrix was built by black people
Keanu Reeves doesnt care about black people!
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>>24632751
have you ever done Breakneck Ridge and Anthony's Nose? I used to love going to those spots.
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>>24634100
>Breakneck ridge
Funny, I am going there today to hike with a friend.
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>>24634295
word have fun, it's a good one. share pics, etc etc
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am back, am bored

update: stood outside for nearly an hour waiting for a guy that didn't show, i think i have a lung infection and that's about it.

fuck the free world.

you all are homosexes
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>>24634645
kys
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>>24634651
Working on it ;just gimme another few years
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>>713731111
>hi everyone im new or whatever.
>*holds up vinyl* my name is Aiden but u can call me smooth mcgroov lol...as u can see im very vintage. thats why i came here, to meet hip social intellectual outcasts like me. I'm 35 years old and just got my degree in psychology. I like to watch Simon and Garfunkle with my gender neutral pan sexual trans girlfriend (if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show bcuz its SOOOO vintage! shes vintage too of course but i want 2 meet more vintage ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
>Noam Chomsky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein vintage again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
>>713731111
>hi everyone im new or whatever.
>*holds up vinyl* my name is Aiden but u can call me smooth mcgroov lol...as u can see im very vintage. thats why i came here, to meet hip social intellectual outcasts like me. I'm 35 years old and just got my degree in psychology. I like to watch Simon and Garfunkle with my gender neutral pan sexual trans girlfriend (if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show bcuz its SOOOO vintage! shes vintage too of course but i want 2 meet more vintage ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
>Noam Chomsky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein vintage again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
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Christmas is a capitalist social construct designed to increase consumerism, encourage the suicides of the poor, and to encourage nuclear families by prioritizing materialism above all.


Is this what it takes for you love me again?
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>>24632560
If this is that dude drunk anon, you'll be fine. I think your too lonely and prideful to kys

>>24632751
Could have worked right when that bill was thought of, and enough angry tax payers were informed.

>like a man should
they say a man should do alot of things in this new century

Seems like thats just a natural tradition,
think there was a story about mars that said humans will name them because its a familiar name and their home sick. Or I'm fuckin drunk and I thic I seh palmtrees

Nah bruh nothing is more majestic than a Californian sunset, especially from a mountainish high view.
I have seen this
I have lived this
But kek I think for me that freeway kills it cause its a menace here. The whole muh landscape, muh natural river

Yeah dead silence is a defendant creeper, not a fan. Think I only had a pack of coyotes run past me, and maybe grumpy raccoons. You should make a bleedin webm of it and throw it on here, their not that hard to make just need altright settings
But shit your lucky that wasn't a crazy ass moose

>The one boycotts black people
Basded, I wouldn't blame him tho, he'll probably get put in better movies after that

>>24635142
Who at this age even has to buy that many gifts and shit for their family? Your thinking to hard and I took your b8 but it was worth it
>plus what is chrismas dinner?
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>>24635257
>shit for their family?
Not raiding poundland to show you care
What kind of poorery is this?
>Took your bait
I'd like to thank the crippling mental [fill in the blank with any and all suitable diseases]
>What is christmas dinner
Well, from what i've seen it's a horrific display of sexual tension where by the host or "mother" rams her fist up a birds anus, this act is called fisting and/or stuffing the turkey then ,after this act of sheer brutality, the members sit around a table eagerly awaiting the succulent, but dry, heated flesh of an obese bird.
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That trip to sana anna was a trip I guess. Idk what was in the air last night but I may have at least say 4 or 5 car accidents on my way to and in that gross city

Most memorable was the dude speeeeeding in out of lanes in his catfish cucmaro.
>speeds behinds us and talegates
>in second to last left lane
>my guy driving merges right to let over
>cucmaro merges....right?!?!
>look at door mirror
>cucmaro is about half a foot away from our rear end
>cucmaro enables "true chad like skills"
>honks at us then speeds
>and proceeds to go back to F1 style overtakes
>speeds off into the night....

He was pretty good tbqhfwy, those things weigh a ton and have lunar steering. Good for him
Then there was traffic,car crash, car crash, traffic. Then someone crashed on a surface street. And of course your common sana anna time traveler bums.

And heres a pic of the place. I took it cause there was that time traveling hipster in it, but turns out theres more


But thats all I'm typing about this, unless I'm noticed by my superiors otherwise.
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>>24635303
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>>24635306
>Sex offender glasses
>Coffee to give +10 energy, agility, and social skills.

This guy is the future.
>>24635303
>Superiors
They already noticed.
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>>24635300
Your still wasting your money, could just bring them some fire wood and call it a day.
Don't ask for gifts, don't have to buy gifts

gout maybe?

If you sit there and actually runs these "ideas" and provocations through your mind during dinner. Then you sir are deprived of life and most indubitably have, hum ha hu' hu' lasting hu' childhood issues if I can say so myesir.
You might be suffering from "i Robot" syndrome

>>24635327
Whoa whoa, whoa......+10?!?!
I think the federal government needs to look into this. I'm sure those agility buffs will play into his next kidnapping.

>They already noticed
Then my XO should have notified me by now. Think theres a breach in clearance(alarm sounds begin ringing)
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>>24635354
>What am i
Clearly he just watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit and mastered the pause button
>firewood
Fire bad
>Don't ask
Don't ask, don't get. Then where'd we be?
Without
>gout
I already lost my left foot
>childhood issues
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JGHJbhcycQ
The new prison anthem
>I robot
Recharge, repair, maintain, preform action, repeat.
>Mods need to
STFU
>INB4 Get's nerfed
>INB4 get's balanced
>alarm
just bend over, close your eyes and think of santa crawling down your musty chimney
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>>24635450
>stunned by roger rabbit
Your fascination with crappy american cartoons will continue to be written down in my diagnosis
And haunt my inner thoughts
>bad
well I tried enjoy your "in the red" bank account. Maybe some payday loans might be your thing
>where'd we be
ewwwwww do you kiss your mother's mouth with that kind of literacy?

>touchy
oh yeah you said it not me

whats going to happen when the stop manufacturing your parts?

if you keep telling all the fucking normies and girls with busts then of course they'll nerf it scrub.
"git gud or get backstabbed"

That woun't work because I don't fantasize to 2D characters. Maybe I should et my waifu hologram going
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>>24634454
Heres one for you, river was pretty

>>24635257
>Man should do a lot of things in new times
Fuck nah

>Humans name planets because they are home sick
Interesting story

>California sunset
Its hard to time a good sunset view. Gotta get something that can be descended quickly

>Crazy ass moose
Not in my neck of the woods, maybe further up north
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>who killed jonbenet
.
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Morning
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdCPFJMTg9Y
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See you in 28 days
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>>24638585
:o
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>>24638585
Teunty days latur
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>>24638585
>>24638601
>>24638604
kys
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Keka
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>>24638605
Kiss yourself? I cannot.
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A (you) and I don't finish this.

You have two minutes.
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U r all dead in this thread
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>>24639299
Nice doodle, you must've think u pigaso
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>>24635954
>writtin down
Don't mind if I get comfortable do ya?
>I let you into me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etmCR_K33sQ

Australia
>With that kind
Massa not know bout me getting the learned
>stop making your parts
oh honey that'll never happen, that's an old bots tale
>git gud or
Not spinning 180 repeatedly while playing spongebob the movie the game
>holo
just clean it up
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Smelling bums.

Please like and share
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>>24639358
am but a humble piglet in this big ol'l farm trryna make it b4 get i baconed nd nibbeld a lil
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>>24639392
have a weak bit of notice notification
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>>24639299
I was here. But now I'm going to leave cause your art is junk and I want mexican food.

......maybe I'll post in this weird ass thread when I'm back, maybe
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24639257
No (You) for you Mr. L :3
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>>24639395
Make it where?
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Stale breads
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27
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I'm half asleep typing this late arse reply, don't have anything to add to the thread really rn
But I promise to someone here that I'll draw at least 2-3 things for the bread. ***NEXT DUBS IN THE THREAD GETS A SNAZZY REQUEST*** maybe

>>24636030
Kek could be something as degenrate as dressing in stockings or as simple as slurping the khaki bean

meh I didn't really like it, just throwing shit out there

Best way to time them would be to just plan it and sit it out.
Then again its daylight savings and I'm still not use to everything being black at 4

>not my neck of the woods
yeah give global warming a few years, give or take ;p

>>24636039
>who killed jonbenet
hulk hogan

>>24639377
>comfortable
I want you to get as relaxed as possible if I am to reach a breakthrough. This, this is what your parents asked of me |';^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsNlcr4frs4
2/10 beauty and the ugly fugly beastboy

Plus brits still buttmad at up-side down queencucks, even tho they both park their cars on grass like madmen.
>getting the learned
With that kind of backward literacy you could finally go to those restaurants with the mean spookycoons in it
>spongebob the movie
>dreamworks/viacom fetish
stop throwing ammunition at me, its-its just getting weird

GO SPIT

>>24638585
>>24640773
What exactly are you going to do on christmas anon? Planning on showing your classmates their consequences for living the "sheeple" life with a .45 ACP?


Good night thread, hopefully you'll be in the same spot I parked you in the morning.
Thank you giuliani you fucking shmuck
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>>24639498
Yo watch me reply twice to my own post like a crazy man $%^&%$^&*%$%^&*^%#$%^&*^%$
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>>24639498
I'm sorry if I came off rude and critical, I just wanted you to see the point in my argument...
>\,;^)
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Horny rn any fems here wanna fuck?
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>>24641066
Will RQ
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>>24641164
>RQ
rage quit?
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>>24641218
Supposedly
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>>24641221
Well someone check their thesaurus and get their top men on it
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>>24639727
everywhere maaaaaaaaaan
>>24639498
>mexican food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsoVYStL6gQ&t=4s
y u so racist
>your art is junk
> Los angles art museum literally has a rock as an exhibit
tysm
>>24641072
>argument...
this pleb
>>24641066
>2/1
dudes has a lot of talent, girl s a few notes off.
8/10
the dude seems chill
>it's getting weird
watch video press 9 repeatedly
>go spit
just open your mouth
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Good noon thread. Idk when was the last time someone posted their face in here. Maybe theres to many /b/tards in here rn
Muh anonymity, muh why would I want anyone to see my double chin?

>>24641620
>this video

Whoooooooa this is pretty triggering, equally on both sides. White people think their doing job for equality by dating minorities
>clearing your the on feeling uncomfortable
then why are they standing there bothering this guy, that couple is just dick wagging their libcred. Goddamn los angles

.......but that ladies accent is to hot to me. Build the wall but leave the pretty black hair grilles with black eyes here pls
>FREE WIFI
>WIFI IS FREE
Damn son this vid is pretty free too, shillary fans on damage control. That was a museum? Thought it was some kind of hipster lounge or someting

>pleb
I bet you just let your crossdressing personality from your disorder in the closet huh fag? I let mine out every saturday....oh wait
> dude seems chill
Thats what the police will say once they find his decaying body wedged between the mcdonalds door
Kek and I don't find fat ppl chill, idk if they could keep up with me
>press 9
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
>not understanding the term
wow kid its like you don't even watch kinos, like huh at all

>>24642289
Just post your dick already like I been telling you a thousand times before
I'll wait
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Mmmm and I guess I'll draw some shit for the thread in a few. No clue what tho, maybe one will be some political art since we have a meme god-king as war chief of the tribe of meridania
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>>24642703
>>clearing your the on feeling uncomfortable
wtf man why don't I reread my shit

>clearly your the ones feeling uncomfortable about that shirt

Yo but thats all I'm proof reading
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>>24642703
>White people think their doing job for equality by dating minorities
Is this really what people think?/ do?
Ruins the sex saloon for the rest of us tbqh
>that accent is hot
>that accent
>that
ooookaaay each to own
californyaaaah
oooooh free wafayiii
>hipster lounge
>with beer and a pool table
Hipsters don't hang out at bars, never seen ANY play pool.
>You just hide your personality disorders
If I didn't I wouldn't be here, boss. ;_;
>every saturday
So it WAS you wearing the chicken outfit trying to eat yourself by the lake.
>I don't find fat people chill
I'll just fuck right off then
>)
I said NINE not Cntrl+9! Jesus, no wonder you were aborted twice then failed preschool.
>kinos
>search kino
>get bar
r...r u asking me out?
this has only happened to me a bucketful of times.
i'm still an innocent angle girl tbqh, so hmph
>>24642713
>draw some shit for the thread in a few.
Fucking better.
I just finished a doodle, came on here and you posted. Better doodle your doodle too or else you're gay.
>No clue what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxS_kQm1Mik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AEM_qTlLH0&list=PLbL_UA029YPK7IxqHob7o2qyrKPVfcOAl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgdITt2Heoo
--- Play when drawing--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tACVfIWbvyc
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>>24642790
>>24642748
You ok there bud?
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>>24642836
No :'(
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>>24642790
Some people seem to do it just for muh equality, not everyone tho.
Can't tell you how many times I've heard a white guy say, " how can I be racist...my gf is black". I could date a "whit-bitch" and be the same old anti-whitest I am today ;p
You got a sister? Nah I already know
>ooookaaay each to own
maaan your gay, that may have been the gayest thing I've ever heard you say
I bet you like those F1 engine revs that asians girls make
>never seen
you've clearly never been outside. Anything that is "artful" and is a time honored tradition like pool is fare game for them
"uh I only play pool with artisan craft, conflict free malaysian bamboo pool cues"
>be here
>boss
if I was your boss I'd put you on the psycho pension
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBHvRuBtJqI
>chicken suit
nah senpai I was the one in dressed as nightly twilight filming
>\,;^)
>Cntrl+9
brah that was shift+9 get your head straight
>i'm still an innocent
based /tv/ with their dumb ass misrepresented german words, go back to your local plebertry

Brah I can't draw that 80s punkart album cover stuff, my mind is to normie to do anything like that
>that last vid
hey you want me to post a doodle in your lifetime right?

>>24642836
Who are you addressing my good sir, I am perfecly fin bye tha way u can thhell from mah typin
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>>24642891
>t album cover stuff,
Fine. Listen to this and draw what you feel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB0oib6YcwY
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL5d_xvdlPo
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4la_IBvFgng&index=3

once you have drawn i will reply
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>>24642979
Implying I do anything on anyone's time, like in ever. Unless they are trading cold hard dosh for it.

I kinda started this long before your post, but I listened to that bonga Mona ki link. I honestly did most of this in silence.

Will you talk to me after I finish this one papi?
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>WINTER IS MIGHT BE COMING ON ITS WAY EDITION

Which is why I'm currently comfying with my dog.

34 degrees outside.
/comfy/ inside.
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>>24642857
:0 was wrong bb
>>24642891
I'm addressing (You).
>sir
...
>>24643104
Wat r u do to the pupper *gasp*
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>>24643104
>Winter may be coming, but he takes his time coming to solcal

Its a toasty 68F here, it'll get colder tonight. Just glad those sanna anna winds died down

>>24643110
Address me as sir or colonel, I think I've "earned" the right to be addressed in a matter.
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>>24643098
we shall see

on another note how tf do i make landscapes have more stuff in them but not look dense?
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>>24643110
>Wat r u do to the pupper *gasp*

Warming it up before cooking it.
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Here it is, another........gulp....masterpiece

I need to learn how to draw trump, I could land a job for some liberal buzzfeed cartoon column one day
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>>24643366
I am pleased.
>>24643110
>:0 was wrong bb
The very meaninglessness of life forces man to create his own meaning. Children, of course, begin life with an untarnished sense of wonder, a capacity to experience total joy at something as simple as the greenness of a leaf; but as they grow older, the awareness of death and decay begins to impinge on their consciousness and subtly erode their joie de vivre, their idealism – and their assumption of immortality. As a child matures, he sees death and pain everywhere about him, and begins to lose faith in the ultimate goodness of man. But, if he’s reasonably strong – and lucky – he can emerge from this twilight of the soul into a rebirth of life’s elan. Both because of and in spite of his awareness of the meaninglessness of life, he can forge a fresh sense of purpose and affirmation. He may not recapture the same pure sense of wonder he was born with, but he can shape something far more enduring and sustaining. The most terrifying fact about the universe is not that it is hostile but that it is indifferent; but if we can come to terms with this indifference and accept the challenges of life within the boundaries of death – however mutable man may be able to make them – our existence as a species can have genuine meaning and fulfillment. However vast the darkness, we must supply our own light. ―Stanley Kubrick
Since water still flows, though we cut it with swords,
And sorrow returns, though we drown it with wine,
Since the world can in no way satisfy our cravings,
Let us loosen our hair tomorrow and go fishing. –Li Po
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>>24643246
If your talking about snazzing up landscape like mountains.
*All I can say is you need to stay dedicated to the contours and seams of those cliffs. Try just filling them in by connecting them with loose ends(lonely lines) till they almost look natural.
>[I'd advise you that this is st I do inherently and can't really explain how I usually do it]

*If any of those cliffs look flat just add another contour to it to add more depth. I'll make an example

*You already shaded some of them, just have to pull the midnight oil out and shade almost all of it
**try shading different seams in different directions, and then have that shading make contact with the other

*Flora between those contours always helps too. Trees if you can find a decent cheap way of producing them w/ to much work

Theres probably more but alast my mind, she no work good right now

>>24643397
Could have shaded some more of the background but all well

What style of pasta is this? Smells gosh from here
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>>24643104
tired pupper is tired
>>24643098
>cold hard dosh for it.
what do i need i
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etmCR_K33sQ&t=7s
this you need
>did it in silence
not destroying your eardrums what r u a psycho?
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>>24643421
fuck off with your wanna be brad pitt aussie clone. I hope he falls and slits his jugular open off of his edginess brah, yea.

>r u physic
>>>/Y/es
I'd rather draw my tears out in the constant rigging that is my inner ears I thank you very much.

And here no you get learnad by a teacher who doesn't wish to teach
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>>24643497
could of used this before i drew
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I used to go to this place called Brak's Chat back in the day that this thread reminds me of. Back in the old days of bare-html chat rooms you had to constantly refresh.
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>>24642891
>not everyone tho.
I just wanna fug some black girls man. ;_;
>racist
>Gf
>This normie thinks the white boy called his house slave a friend
clean the cotton out your ears
>got a sister
hey she's pregnant, i'm gonna call him second place b-because his mothers slow
>heard you say
>has listened to my vocaroos with my boyfriend in them
alrighty then limbo
>asian girls
gawd yas i love it when they say "you single, you have good job, i live here now, give me a visa"
>outside
how'd you know?
>time honored
dude, it actually requires putting effort into something other than there hair.
>i only play
so they never play, i win, you lose, suck my dick (pls)
>i was not
-2 respect
>shift
continue
*tissue is moved closer to the tissues*
>can't draw
y-y not
>in your lifetimes
just gotta dedicate hours, years, minutes, days, to doodling your doodle with doodly doodles
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>>24643580
i think the T.op would be happy with that comparison
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>>24641066
>Dressing in stockings
fuck outta here

>Everything black at 4
There is the problem trying to hike in winter. Sunset is like instant.

>Global warming
Is that a meme or is it real?
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>>24643366
>>24643411
nice digits and drawings drawfriend
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>>24641087
post ur dick
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>>24643582
Ohhhhhhhhughhhhhhhh jeez guess this is my deserved (You)

Your already white, thats...thats literally it right there. All you really need is some confidence to talk to them(if you never did)
If you have, then you already know all you need is a sense of humor and not come off as a 4chan bigit. That last part is usually the hardest for some ;p
>called his house slave a friend
Who? What?
That line doesn't make any good sense
>his mother is slow
yeah tell me about it, she didn't even know she was pregnant till I got back to the states
>these greentexts
no amount of damage control will stop "me", from calling "you" a homosex
>uhou single baiby?
Kek sometimes I'm glad I'll never have to put up with shitskin gold diggers. They already know better to not go black to get to the states.
That they still all buy into those stereotypes about non-whites. Least I'm not going to choke her when I wed her, unlike some ppl(brit)
>you know
take the bulb from your lamp out. There you will find the micro-transponder I had placed in there in 2015
>other than there hair
what about facial hair? They seem to only care for that, cause manbuns are so cash.
and basically if its st no one does and its been around for some time, then its hipster brah
>I win
senpai, senpai pls I haven't even played pool in years and I already know you'd be sucking mah moma cock
>press "Shift" to pay respects
>mash
>mash

I tried a doodle, more like another mech design.......wasn't happening. Maybe I'll just do something else tonight ;(

>>24643606
Dis nigga gets it. Now you just need to carve shit like this into the bathroom stall
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>>24643687
>outta here
Bruh...I guess I'll just put my stockings back in storage then

Well if your going to cut it close you could always bring a led flashlight, for when it hits fucking 3:45.
My ye old work streamlight stinger has some pretty good range. Reminds me of a cop light

>myth or meme?
I use to think it was a meme, still kinda do. Climate shifts are a natural thing, but we're just not use to living thru one.
If anything blame fucking china for those Co2
And for making me feel uncomfortable with their damn face masks

>>24643761
Damn wat tha fuck I didn't even notice those double art dubs
Wish I had this to post my proper dubs

I feel blessed anon thank you
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>>24643910
now you must draw me
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>>24643910
>A black man owns stockings
Dude, what are you doing?

>LED flashlight
I should get one of those head mounted lights

>Global warming is caused by china
Trump was right
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>>24644130
Da fuck geo how long did it even take you to do that with your hair?
Kek I'm starting up right now, glasses are always hard to draw but your hispanic rapunzel hair.

Hows winter and your students going up yanda over there?

>>24644131
Well they have to be all white or else your just cladding colors

>good old headlights
If you do you might have to get a higher voltage battery too. Or be a ricer and leach it off your current one

>pre-trump was altright
Let just wait and see what he says about them when he's in office I guess. He'll probably be singing tales of them and wearing red
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>>24644130
I think I know that hair be this llama girl?
the one with the face?
>>24643860
>bathroom stall
but i'm banned
>>24643860
>if you never did)
thinking i'm not a scoundrel that'll interbreed simply to annoy those that take offence.
>4chan bigit
just gotta not stare at the weave line
>house slave
>girlfriend
>racist doesn't have a girlfriend

>back to the states
damn you African-american (i'm not assuming your chosen race, i'm not a racist i swore)
>in 2015
>get shocked
>stick dick in
>feels pretty good man
ty 4 this gift
>facial
>is included in hair
ya dumbskull
>you've been fucking ma mam
i'm sorry you found out the way you did, i hope i haven't ruined spiderman for you
>mech
looks good
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>>24644235
>banned
Bitch your english just pay the fine and switch genders, you'll be fine

>thinking
whoa lad who said I was doing that right now
>interbreed
proof is in the pudding senpai, lets see the birth certifcate and the stab wound your baby mama gave you
TRICK QUESTION
If you were a real honorary black you wouldn't even bothered sighing the certificate or even showing up at hospital
>weave lines
well thats like one fault out of a million spaceX prototypes ;)

Nah senpai I'm still not following any of this
>calls me an african-american
>says hes not a racist
its afro-american asshole
>included
then why do they take better care of facial hair than hair....hair. Case and point>>24635306
>ruined spiderman
bitch you couldn't ruin anything that marvel/FOX couldn't ruin back in 2006, get of your high horse napoleon

>looks gosh
bro you don't even know what it looks like bro, bro did you really say it looked good?
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Weather forecast predicts rain on my day off. Fucking a i am ready to stomp on kittens.

>>24644201
>All white stockings
Gay ass nigga with a fashion sense, nice
>High voltage battery
Why a high voltage

>
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>>24643135
Whatever you say Mr. J :D
>>24643331
Are you the Koreano ;^)
>>24643397
Nigga wth wrong with you? Stop watching old ass films and come cuddle with me ;_;
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>>24644441
Kek that reminds me of that white kitten I saw under the over pass few days ago when it was windy as hell
Seemed pretty desperate for someone, but naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I don't want another cat. I gave it some nacho bugles tho

Brah thats what happens when you jerk it to cosmopolitans as a youngster. You get a sense for fashion....but but thats not a reason to CD

Usually stock batteries only do 12v, thats for the bare minimum for all your accessories.
And anything more to it and you'll need a heavy duty battery like a 14v battery and maybe a new alternator as well

>>24644463
>Mr. J
>J
What nah who is this J? Stop triggering me
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>>24644130
Boom here you go mah man, enjoy your propaganda
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>>24644488
I haven't said anything triggering yet though...
I am Mr. J, and Mrs. D ;)
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>>24644653
>yet
though it seems like you got some ammunition
>mrs!!!!!
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
you said you haven't said anything triggering? Then you'd know I'm not marriage famfag.
I'm still looking for my husbando thank you very much Mr. Joshua
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>>24644488
>He left a stray cat under an overpass
Good work. Read a book called "If you give a mouse a cookie"

>Hes trying to act like he doesnt CD
You do you I guess, but keep it as far away from me as possible.

>Alternator
Dude its a head mounted light, why would I need an alternator? I am confused
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Ascent has become incredibly hard t b h lads.

How is everyone doing?

I'm still low and down, but I have a glimmer of hope and some will left to try and get my shit together.

I really hate the idea of Christmas.

I should cook up the (You)'s for the old replies, but I'm too disconnected from whatever I was saying, so sorry for that.
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i wish i had the means to just leave this place rn
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>>24643366
Is it me, but you have gotten better at drawing? You should start doing more caricatures, I think you have potential.
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>>24646403
New years is lit thouh
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>that feel when art is the only thing that keeps me alive
>tfw surrounded by ugliness and I yearn for something beautiful
>tfw so utterly limited to reading words or listening music on a broken set of headphones ( left speaker doesn't work, rip )
>>24646431
Usually just makes me sad t b h.
Best one I had when I was fifteen and completely plastered with what were my friends then.

Good times.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXGjS0cfaHc

>I been hanging everyday from a lifeline
>While these fuckers had a dinner every night time

anotehr bump i guess
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t-vHOp-Quw
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I don't know but I got plans for 2017

My weed plant died
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>>24646462
dont we all
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>>24646477
We do, but are they the same, prob not.
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>>24646504
No, I think.
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>>24646509
You think wise. Happy holidays, and with new years and stuff.
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I think I missed a (You) but I'll get back to it after I make something to eat and finish my morning routine

>>24646403
Ayyyyy he's back and he brought shia labeouf with him.

Meh i guess I'm doing okay man, life is just being as slow and indecisive as always with me. And even a glimmer of light from a dirty ass jail cell is enough to get some moving again.
You, know.....just ask german jews(drum abruptly stops midway)

Not sure how i feel about christmas but I know I'm going to get grumpy on the 24th. Hopefully no one buys me anything so I don't have to buy them shit.

Meh you could repliy back to some (You)s but I think at least mine was on the more downer side for a convo, just post whatever mayman. Still snowing up yonda over there?

>>24646413
kek yeah I've noticed it too, guess thats what practice, practice, practice is. I can actually recognize the faces I draw so thats pretty new for me.
Give me a fucking request or a dreaded selfie so I can class up the thread(and possibly fap to your face)

>>24646445
why the fuck do you look like every old painting or photo ever taken?

>>24646462
Fuck welp welcome to the party, idk growing that shit is a headache. Maybe it was the soil
>plans for 2017
Buy an old carcano rifle with scope
Buy plane ticket to DC on the 20th
....
Profit

Blow brains out
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>>24646512
>growing that shit is a headache. Maybe it was the soil
Forgot to take it inside and it got too cold
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>>24646510
I really want to be done with that stuff as quickly as possible.

I might use the ocassion to visit relatives.
>>24646512
>morning routine
What does it consist of?

Shia is my spirit Jew.

So what about that job we spoke about awhile ago? Anything new on that? I'm pretty sure you have said whatever pertaining to that over and over again, but I don't really read other conversations, at least 95% of the times.
>German Jews
I should really write to Germanon as I haven't logged in Skype for almost a month.

Christmas sucks shit, I just want it to be over. Wish I could go to my relatives, maybe I will arrange that so I get a whiff of fresh air and a taste of something that resembles a city for some motivation.

Yes, been snowing a lot as of lately. Got my stove working, so my room is warm, but not too warm. Weather sometimes goes to really warm, so it's raining, only to get freezing again, making way for some really unfortunate weather.

One day you shall draw the next presidential candidate for 202x something election if you keep getting your skill LVL up.
Oh mang, this picture is rather dreadful. Found it whilst browsing archives. I used to post very artistic pictures for this holy Meccah of autism.

Because I am sexually attracted to oil colors.
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>>24646535
I've eaten oil colours
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>>24646549
What was it like?
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>>24645957
>If you give a mouse a cookie
You know I think I fucked up, I just (almost) ran into the garage rat last night, that faggot has been eating all the spices in there.
I bet that cat could have come in handy

Nah brah I'm about to link you all my tumblur and my posts in the CD thread

>I am confused
This shit is always confusing thats why I'm glad I have a book on this(tho its kinda outdated)
Its an after market product, your car was only design to handle its stock equipment. You'll need14v alternator(or higher whatever) to charge the bigger capacity battery

>>24646518
Damn son you should have just kept it under a lamp, then again you could live near the ocean. Maybe you wanted some OG
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>>24646551
Coins and milk :)
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>>24646555
Fascinating.
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>>24646553
>>24646562
Yue

I'm going to nap
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>>24646564
Sleep tight.
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>>24646535
Taking a piss of course.
One thing is letting my stupid dag out "front" because someone here starting letting her do that and know she's spoiled. If I don't I usually bet bothered.
Making tea and maybe something to eat, I rarely eat in the morning
And if I have sheed then I smoke some

Not having based jeff goldbloom being your spirit jew

Did I tell you that I went down there last month and put in an application? If not, I met the dude in his tiny office in the parking garage. Told me to wait for a call some time after thanksgiving, if not call him. Kek I some how embarrassed my brother walking into his work too, or so thats as he said.
If that doesn't work I'm just going to take that job at the national forest my friends doing cause fuck

Damn son what even happened to germanon? Can't remember the last time he came by.
Shit tho I really only use skype to talk to you guys(which I haven't done in some time) I should hit up hindi and see why she disappeared

Wish? Just ask them man, take a bus over there or something. A change of scenery always does best for the senses, kinda why I want to take that job at that national forest

Least you got your stove up and running so your not bundled up in your wall blankets \,;^). From rain to freezing? Sounds like a great time to bust a hip slipping on some sidewalk ice, I do miss that almost. It was pretty chilly and windy here this week, lot of tree shit littering the street.
Tho last year a whole tree ended up falling on some mexican guys truck so not that bad this year

I saw a painting of putin making out with trump, maybe that'll be my next insperation.
This shit is foogy but the lighting is still good enough to draw. Think I'm about to turn you into a dictator or something slavic like that
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>>24646564
Who naps when they can fap?
Bruh your doing it wrong

>>24646650
Why did this come out looking so damn long?
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I just want a break
A little rest from this tourment
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Life is one unceasing train ride.
Wish there were more stops, but by the looks of it it's straight way to hell with no emergency brakes on the board.
>>24646650
I always do, usually right by some god damned bush out by the yard side.
Man when I had a dag, he was always outdoors since we had the space for it. Besides dogs smell funny most of the times and room kind of absorbs the odor.
#420

>goldbloom
That's too stereotypical of a Jew name, I want some variety and exoticity when it comes to my Israelites.

Can't say that you did, atlhough my memory has been leaking some of that sweet, sweet information I was supposed to retain.
National forest sounds like a dream. Sign me up as well, but I got to get a VISA first.

I don't know, he updated his Instagram not so recently, so did Koreanon, so they must both be alive, but I am just a filthy dag for not having written a single word in such a long time.
Do what you must.

Oh man I can't just show up, I have a bad reputation there for drinking and gambling, they might think I'm there to corrupt their already degenerate middle son even more. Have to be all fine and upright if I do go.

Yes, slippery as hell and I almost broke me arm few days ago.
I wonder if that tree had anything to do with the president Mr. Trump.

That's... gay.
My old pictures were artwork in itself.
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>>24646773
Peeing outside is the true patriot's way.I have to do that sometimes since theres only only and half bathrooms here.
Problem with this little dagoon is she's use to living indoors and we have hungry hungry hawks here kek. Dogs accumulate so much shit I'm surprised they don't get us sick, my dag smells like a fucking ferret sometimes.
I do what I can, smoking makes me forget I was raped by black bats

Thats how you spell that actors name right? Either way, your right thats like a super jew name. Maybe Sagel is the name for you.

Honestly I can't keep track of this anymore, I feel like I've been saying the same shit like a scratched vinyl. But repeating shit is a byproduct of this thread
Man honestly I feel like they'd hire you on the spot if you had one, its mostly ppl around our age there. But that flight out here would be gay af. I think I'm just going go for it so I can get away from this house.

Meh fuck I guess that means hes alive, tho its just an insta. Man and I haven't heard from korea in fur ever, least I know he's still breathing I'm happy. He added me on kik but then I deleted kik, cause kik is....something
I will

Lel well time changes, people change. But I meant to call them and ask if you can come visit, you could only surprise visit if your bring lots of alcohol.
But wait theres gambling going on over there? Thats pretty hot m8 I want some of that. And its not your fault their son is a shithead, let him do whatever

Oh do I miss the days of near miss fractures in the morn. Its that time to carry around salt I guess
Maybe but usually god punishes california because of gays and pornography

And gay is in right now, best to cash in on it
Their artwork to look at but not to replicate in a drawing, I had to wing a few things
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>>24646535
Here's the progress on your magum opus of ITT requested drawings
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>>24646969
I'm an admiral of the navy now? Interesting. Viva l'boats.

Reply you in a bit.

You even included my facial pubes.
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>>24646974
That emblem was suppose to be 4chin clovers, but I need to redo them real quick.
But fuck it I'll add some naval reference to drawing memo when I get to it.

And of course, a commissioned officer should always be bearded.

Take your time hopefully I'll be done when you post.
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>>24646661
I like napping
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>>24647111
>I like fapping
FIFY

>>24646535
Heres your shit mysterious anon.

Theres an 4chan officer on deck, man your stations you scurvy plebs.
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I love how I don't feel autistic around 4chen ;)

>>24647220
Tnx4fix

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ja1wrRAAm4
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>>24646553
>Faggot has been eating all the spices
Dont give that nigga a cookie or he will ask for india one day

>Posts in the CD thread
You want to be like the army boy who posted his masturbation vids?

>He keeps talkin about cars
Dude im talking about head lamps for persons, for wearing in hikes and shit.
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I hope everyone ITT will do fine this week... some might have it harder than others, but I hope that no one does picture related despite whatever going on. Take care, everyone.
>>24647220
Oh sorry for not replying to your post, but I got caught upon a couple of things.

It looks pretty good, but I feel like you have de-Jewified my somewhat ugly nose by making it slim and pretty. REEEE?

>Tas ir ēsma
kek, good one. It's Tā* though, but I like the effort.

>Uguns torpēdas
:-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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I'll go to bed and sleep for a bit now.

Night...
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>>24648053
Be back once awake
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H-Hi...

It's been a long time senpais. I missed you flagellates. c]:'^)
sumimasen~
OTL
*commits 17 sudokus in quick succession*

...I haven't been doing much productive 2bh

Updates on my boring life for anyone who actually remembers this chink:
>moved in with sister
>bumped up wageslaving hourz to 35/week since 80-90% of paycheck goes to bills now
>built a drum set and started jamming with a girl i met on tinder months ago...platonically
>recently made friends with a druggie (stories incoming if requested)
>went to my first EDM show yesterday, twas lit

I don't remember much else. Life's been aight. Still going to therapy. Meds are on hold atm.

>listening to
Whirr (homosexual footwear) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOsVMxcqqzo
Pharoah Sanders (spiritual jazz aka praizedalawd-bop) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et5LOTWpxwY
Joyce Manor (pop punk aka pizzacore) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fWnb0rjXYo
Deafcult (more gay shoes) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whQPOJHZOhM
Sore Eyelid's new shit (jordansview) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTPnP7E47GQ
Newmoon's new shit (timbsgaze) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhLNfYNwlHk (goddamn this is the worst type of music video; the director should be hung by his nuts and flayed)

>reading
nothing bc i am become degenerate
Finally might attend local Humanist meeting this week, and they're discussing Playdoh's The Rebublic.

Fresh (U)s incoming. Prepare your buthoels.
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>>24644830
>you got some ammunition
https://youtu.be/IqimshQK9N8

>not wanting to be in a pure and relationship for the rest of your life
Step it up senbon.
>Mr. Joshua
Kek, you'ee getting warmer.
>>24648944
Why are you dipping tortillas chips into sour cream? :0
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>>24610307
I missed you, you beautiful brown man.
Wut u bean up to since last we longposted?
I see you're still listening to that 80s disco. Pray tell, what are your thoughts on Pikotaro?
>>24610517
Shiiieeeeettttt
That turkey reminds me...DUDE I ROASTED MY FIRST TURKEY. Invited all my degenerate ass coworkers and got L I T A F
then I threw up after they all left lmao

How was your danksgibbing?

>>24618518
>African American Ice
Shit man, I gotta get me one of those. I started driving my druggie buddy around a lot and he smokes in the car so when I have to drive my sister around, she says it stinks. I've been getting them fresh linen ones because honestly laundry detergent is fucking goad's gift to ert. I could huff that shit for hours.
Btw I tried the devil's lettuce for the first time at a tiny party and got all depressed because I had a crush on one of the girls there and she wouldn't notice me because she was stoned af lmao. I tried it again a second time yesterday and I felt buzzed then fell asleep in a swivel chair. I'm thinking about getting a few joints to light up alone soon so I can be in my room and just listen to music I like.

>>24614185
Pale-chan~~
How do you manage to stay a qt3.14159 with those dark circles and messy hair and TONED AF biceps?
What's new?
meanwhile Dora the Explora in the back look like she getting lit

>>24616908
>"I have reverted to my pre-thread state"
>implying that we care
>in which case, we do
STOP BEING SAD >:^(

>Read Groundwork
Oh shit. I shall, senpai.
Btw do you think he just thought "God might exist, so I might as well avoid eternal damnation to a fiery orgy in which I am the recipient of endless demon cocks"?

>Bones is lit
I always think of you when I come across them.
But listen to the realest nigga alive rn:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzc3_b_KnHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYA-pablhx4

>used to sling amphetamines
Shit man, I was curious about this recently. What were they?

>>24616862
Yes.
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>>24626427
If dubs, you get paid $8 with 1 hard candle and a buttered muffin.

lol

but holy fuck, are you actually serious about your own grandma trying to get you to shag a granny
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>>24644130
<3

>>24646773
>>24646958
tfw senpai notices you
:'^)

Germ's slaving away in school. He messaged me last week I think. He's doing okay. He told me he hates the people at school, so I think it's only a matter of time before he pulls a Rodger.

>>24648975
>sour cream
IT'S CREAM CHEESE YOU NIGGER
it's because I try to buy only ingredients, partly because I'm on food stamps, but also because I worry that I'll buy too many snacks and waste my money. Then again, it might be better to just get snacks in bulk I guess. Idk. Who are you, Elizabeth-anon?
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tfw just spent 3 hours in this circlejerk and it's dead as my dick was when I went to the EDM show last night and my buddy's friend started grinding on me because they felt bad that I couldn't get a qt to dance with, and I was nervous because her husband was right there but he was high af so it looked like he didn't care, so basically i cucked someone for the first time in my life

tru story
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>>24649188
Oh fuck dis nigga shows up out of no where.
Now I have to write up a storm of words and phrases to make you notice me.....but I never not said I didn't like bantering with oldfagfriends

Your (you)s are on their way korfag
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>>24648944
>flagellates
>c]:'^)
oh yeah it really is koranaono
Where have you been lad, some people acually worry here. And I'm still waiting for my dick pic and r8

>platonically jamming with some random you met on tinder
How did that even end up like that?
>druggie
Do it, i feel like I tell ppl enough of my stories(tho no one really cares />;*^/)

Ayyyyyyyy your off that prescription now? I'm glad to hear that as long as your still feeling better. Least you can write off medication naps off your list for passing out

>>24648975
>links everyone hates chris
You must be a shitskin cause no all-american person would remember that show

>not wanting to begin staring at the back of my wife's head and premeditate murdering her and all the women I could have slept with w/ her
Someone has obviously thought you the wrongs things to want and w(ish) as an adult

Warmer?
Okay okay just tell me if your a punk ass faggot, and when the last time you posted
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>>24649100
>lastlongposted
Meh I really wish I could tell you some fascinating story about....anything. But nothing amazing has happened to me.
Still trying to land a job before I go equally insane and broker than I am now. Talked to and applied to the boss of that airport j.o.b.
Waiting for them to get back, that don't work I'm going to apply for a job in yosemite with some friends, get away from LA and this family stress

>pikotaro
Do you mean this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2ogyLWvHx0
What kind of drugs can you even acquire in nipon to engaged this kind of insanity? Insert draw on pen mustache joke

You didn't throw up the turkey right? And you did well, even an old dag doesn't want anyone to see him throw up....then slurp back up like ramen. Did you just cook it in the oven or something fancy and white.

I really didn't do anything. This was the one time I was able to bail from a family get together, so that was nice. i just ended up buying sixer of some brewskies if you know what I mean.
Then my nigger friend showed up and we went to best buy to look at their blurays. It was packed but wasn't the worst black friday I've seen


Brah I hope your not letting him smoke on the cloth seats, uh oh my god.
Kek but those dryer sheets are a good trade for stoners keep doin that. And usually those mini fabreze bottles do the trick for stanky cars. If you want to go above and beyond you can get that spray called ozium(for the amount of ozone it eats). That stuff smells of concerted baby powder
and can knock a man out, my friend usually uses sprays it when he leaves his car. The febreze is spray and pray, ozium is spray and cover.
Was that the only time you got depressed when you were high? I hope thats not a recurring thing, then again black ppl cat nip just changes your mood from the prior.

Go get some joints man, smoking a j alone is very satisfying. But I can't even roll them anymore. Honestly blunts give me an easier time, that could just be genes kek
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>>24649174
>IT'S CREAM CHEESE YOU NIGGER
Likely story you 'beaner', can't wait till daddy kicks you out.
Gib ebt pls, I thought they only gave food stamps to women and everyone else but the whites and asians? Well you already look like a qt ladyboi so... :^)
>snacks in bulk
Ayy mah nigga thats what Costco's for kek.
>Who are you, Elixabeth-anon?
I wish I was as qt as her, or even a gril to begin with. Thanks for crushing my dreams, vato.
>>24649188
>her husband
Um how old are you kiddo?

That's what you get for leaving us yet again when you promised last time you wouldn't you fagit.

I'll try to review your update properly tho kek, those bomb as muzak links.
>>24649344
>You must be a shitskin cause no all-american person would remember that show
Hey, shut the FUCK up?!?
I was just trying to do a school shooter meme to be hip with the kool kats yo...

>w(ish)
Shhh ;3
Maybe actually kek, but nah it's totes way better to be single than to deal with someone the rest of your life.
>mfw met a girl irl and I'm already contradicting myself as we chat

Piss warm now.
>just tell me if your a punk ass faggot
Ye.
>last time you posted
Like 2/3 hours ago?
I'm fucking sick rn so I keep drifting in and out of consciousness my bad. Not working today cuz of that and bad sleep so I will try to give this thread life support kek. Speaking of which
>mfw this thread
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I go sleep now, trying to get my hours back to normal.
Pic related is how I jerk it to bruce jenner

>>24649142
No dubs man, but your still eligible for a drawing request. Entering hours are at 10am-4am???

Nah nah that was all a joke to keep the readers(reader maybe?) interested. If she ever did that she'd condemn me to death by dry peepee contact and I'd haunt her ass till she died for that lel

>>24649174
Did you talk to pious or something cause your timing is just sp00ky, like dancing skeletons sp00ky man.
Or do you just shift+f koreananon every thread? Don't lie to me bloodclot

Well you know someone is truly living if he hates every breathing soul he has to sit next to. He's also german so getting a black 3 series bmw shouldn't be to hard. baby steps

>>24647432
>he will ask for india one day
Someone should have stopped feeding england in the 1800s then. Could have stopped a lot of things

Maybe I want to get dishonorably discharged for lewd acts on the internet and with panamanian minors

>headlights
>head mounted
That shit is written in my mind man, you should have said something like head flashlights or a head light senpai.
....but anyways the best way to check your battery for corrosion is to..........;p

>>24648018
Sleep soundly price of jizz tear ice. Koreanon came to save the day

Meh I fugured, but whatever man shit happens.

Masta I tried my best with your face, but the more grainy a pic is with potatoes. The harder it is to get a grasp on and doodle, gernal drawfag knowleage. Huhs huhs huhs I thought you'd know that, it is 2016 after all
Next time I'll make sure to give you big jewy noise complete with pours for your shekels

>Tā
So even google and bing translate still can't get it right. What a surpise, I guess I can do a redit...after I'm done suing google and microshill

>>24648059
sleep now and rise again wiser
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>>24649429
You get one last (You) before I slumber, feel lucky don't yah punk?!

>shut the FUCK up?!?
brah it works every time
That vid didn't work cause all I thought about was that dead ass show that chris rock killed kek

>;3
kek this guy and his secret shit posting. Doesn't matter cause only oldfags can ravel your burka. And oldfags are on decline here.
I wouldn't know right now )=,^{
I could only ever dream about spending my life with someone, if they weren't blatantly retarded and don't want to have a threesome with my friends(nightmare fuel right there)

Bro its either you keep chatting with her and let your soul wither away, or just do the female version and just ghost her and move to the next. mfw I got out of a recent convo with someone I felt the same as you about.

>Like 2/3 hours ago?
none of this matters I pulled your mask off, we all kangs now
Lying to work that your sick when your actually just abusing the new pokemon game and eating cheetos on the carpet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwe4jF-BDbM

This thread is alot of things right now, wonder what happened to the fact dumper tho
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GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK

WE'RE ALL COUNTING ON (YOU)S
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>>24649458
>feel lucky don't yah punk?!
Extremely lucky, Eastwood.

>chris rocked killed
It wasn't that bad, he's still funny r-right?

>secret shitposting
I was just merely making conversation darling, kek.
>oldfags are on decline
I've noticed.
>blatantly retarded
Well they're women so...
>threesome with my friends
Lmao wut

Idk, I mean I just met her and we keep in contact on occasions, I don't really feel like pursuing anything right now since I just got btfo by someone else. But boy is she really qt, and tiny. Makes me feel big know what am saying dawg? ;)
That sucks bro, but it happens I guess just have to put it behind you (or in your behind) and best to move forward. Just shitepost like we usually do right? Kek

>your mask off
I don't wear a mask, I wear makeup fgt.
Bish, I'm a fabulous queen.
Lmao that vid, I thought Cheetos was a white people thing.
I wish I were abusing it, the game looks fun I might just get it kek.

What fact dumper?
>>24649460
Omg that pic, poor chick probably Todd'd herself.

HEY STOP SHOUTING AT US, AND YOU WONDER WHY WE DONT POST ANYMORE HMPH.

Night Mr. D, I'm heading to bed as well.
>mfw it's 6 a.m
>have splitting headache
Kill me.
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I just destroyed a friendship I had with someone who only three months ago I referred to as the 'closest person in my life.'
I'm not even that upset about it because the arguments between her and I have been steadily building in intensity since the start of October.
It has, however, solidified my understanding of how miserable I am with my life.
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>>24649569
Time heals
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>>24649654
amen my brodie.
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>>24648944
>>24648059
>>24649174
>>24649440
I bless you all with a high quality (You) and shall reply once I am free to do so.

Bless you Koreanon.

Bless you Drawanon.

Bless you that Anon which I am yet to give a name to.

Pious absolves* you.

*- only for 19.99$, call 555 - 03 - PIETY NOW!!!
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>>24649100
>STOP BEING SAD >:^(
I'm matter but I don't matter
I can feel my skull shatter from the dull chatter
Brain spattered on the wall
Grey stains won't dissolve
Going to have to paint it all

You get another (You) since you a bull now.

Anyways, I will reply more seriously in a bit.

Here is a picture for (You) my disciple.
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>>24649713
Are you quoting suicide boys right now
im literally listening to this song right now
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I've never posted in a thread like this before but omg it seems fun yeee
Currently listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxwJ1q7cIck
Today I woke up to find out someone has been cat fishing as me lol?! What would you do in that sort of situation?
Also I'm salty because I woke up early for work only to find out my shift was cut >:^(
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>>24649881
>been cat fishing as me
Catfish man strikes again. How'd you find out?
I would be amazed that there's pictures of my face on the internet and that someone would use them kek.
Cut shifts = less money
No bueno
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Best Christmas song of all time coming through: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJSUT8Inl14

>>24649440
>Stopped feeding england
Should have stopped feeding India. There are too many of those fuckers in NJ

>Dishonorably discharged for lewd acts
Post dick pics in uniform, faggot

>Head flashlight
What? Nobody calls it that
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>>24649269
8=D~<3

>>24649344
>where u bean?
Honestly just been off of the 4chins for no particular reason. Partly because I've been getting closer with my coworkers, but also been working full-time.
>yes worries m8
s-senpai... c:
i luh u 2
>dickpik & r8
pik rel8ed

>platonic tinder date
Right before I met my last ex, I talked to a few girls who eventually ghosted me, but this one girl added me on facebook and we're both into playing music so she hit me up when she saw I built a drumset. She's a qt 4 sure but she has a bf and she's somewhat of a tumblrina sjw who prefers to be called "they".... -_-
>drug stories
>no one cares
i-i care...
let's trade stories mayne
so the EDM show I went to, I popped molly and by god, it was the best I've ever felt. I danced for 4 hours straight to music I don't even really like. I was krumping, probably really badly lol. But it felt good.
A few weeks before that, I tried a small line of apparently good quality coke and it was meh imo. Then again, I spent the high driving home because I had to leave right away, and I just sang as loud and obnoxiously as I could to the music in my car lol.
Few weeks before that, I tried addy and did some drawing/painting at my buddy's house all night. It was cool, but I don't wanna do it again since it seems like I could become dependent on it, which my buddy already is. He said it's getting harder to find and without it, he can't get through a slightly shitty workday or even paint at all because he has low self-esteem. I do too.
That's pretty much it though. Idk what I wanna try next. Psychedelics used to be really attractive to me, but my buddy said they have a huge risk factor, so they could really improve your life or make it a lot shittier.

>off the meds
Eh, it's because my insurance had to be renewed and it was delayed. I think it's active now, and my pills have been waiting for me for like a month now. I'm still gonna try to use them for a few months to help me develop some healthy habits.
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>>24650092
cvck
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>>24646958
If you do piss outdoors, piss on the neighbours bushes. Being territorial is the best thing you can do, mhm.
This is exactly the reason why I kept my dag outdoors, even in the cold.
SOVIET
TURBO
DAGS

Raped by what lmao

>Saglel

I have only held a vinyl once in my life and I was really young and I thought it was an AYY LMAO ship model.

HE HAS RETURNED

Yes, I could just get drunk and bring myself upon them by stumbling in half-passed out. Then I'd vomit all over their kitchen and go straight to the closest pub next day to only repeat the procedure until they are force to remove me forcibly.
Not like legit gambling, I mean slot machines. But I always get him to the slot machines in the first place lel.

God hates you.

Fug mane.
>>24647003
Sorry mang.
>>24648944
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING
WIFE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK IF I DIE FROM BLEEDING

Hey man!
You sound like you are slowly turning into a normal human bean.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMQK2sVxf2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTOz9026U0s
>>24649100
I have my reasons. I made a mistake by being too readily sincere, probably more than most of the posters here, but it didn't do me any good, so I am more careful nowdays, if it makes sense.

You best do, you degenerate philistine. I bet you have become illiterate from all of the inactivity.

kek, it is actually pretty good stuff mane. That beat is pretty sick.

Just some local knucklehead. He doesn't do that thing anymore. We call them "barigas" here, i.e., small scale dope sellers, but not the "big" men from Rīga.
>>24649174
>inb4 Germanon legit goes ER

>>24649440
He is my new hero.

J-just don't turn me into a legit Goldberg mane.

Googles is shitty when it comes to translation in general, idek if there is translation software that is actually good.>>24649871
Actually yes.
>>24649881
I'd probably contact my good, good friend CIA and let on the offending party that I'm a big guy ( 4them ).
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>>24649390
>nothing amazing recently
no warries m9. The mundane is still interesting to me 2bh.
What position at the airport?
Yosemite sounds lit. That'd be good.

>nipponsanity
You know, I never thought about what drug culture must be like over there. The music from the anime Paranoia Agent taught me that their culture got all fucked up after we dropped the bomb diggity on them. Maybe it's mass escapism. Also, porn is illegal there. Same in Korea. And being socially assertive is rare over there, so maybe that's why they accept creepy and autistic things. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>don't vomit and slurp babby
Too late. It was worth it tho lol. I used Gordon Ramsay's Christmas Turkey & Gravy recipes on youtube. Everyone said the gravy was like crack so I was happy. Although after throwing it up, it was all I could smell, so I had to throw the leftovers out. Eh. I'm planning on doing it again the week before Christmas, but this time I'll be too poor to afford hella wine so I can actually enjoy the food this time. Behold my bacon wrapped, butter stuffed Turker.

>brews & blu-rays on african american friday
ayy lmao
That's fair. I've never really enjoyed holidays with my family anyway, which is the reason why I hosted the party. My coworkers were like "ya me too". Although I did visit my mom's new boyfriend's family and shiieettt, they got lit. Italian af. I love them. They love eating, drinking and laughing, and they make you feel like you belong, unlike my asian ass family.

>do you huff dryer sheets bro?
w8, do stoners actually like them?
Hmm, since I'm lazy af, I'll prolly just get the febreze. Might look into ozium tho. Danks.
>gettin high on suicidal thoughts ayy lmao
I've only smoked 2 times so far, and the first time was when I got depressed. My thoughts were racing about how I was so alone and my life had no meaning and I should just go to a gun range and an hero. The second time was after I came down from molly, and that was aight. Is african american catnip a strain?
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>tfw skin has gotten low-qualitee in the past month
>tfw don't shave as regularly as I did
>tfw for some reason I keep wearing my hair parted midways like an assperger
>tfw my hair is too messy for anything for a faux fringe anyways
>tfw slowly reverting to looking the way I did when I first started posting here
Pretty sure I look like a school shooter rn.

Also my ceiling is too low and it is irritating me because I feel like the room is too small because of that.

Am I become a true human bean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHgYtKkSEDA
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>>24650204
We were keeping a fucking conversation.
You dirty eastern europoorean.
>tfw waiting days for religious advisor only to get barred from church
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>>24650212
Fuck mane, let me holla back a reply.

Gotto get some fooderino first, but I just wanted to show off my sick af "I've given up on life" looks.

Tell me about the church business meanwhile.
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>>24649429
>beaner
>daddy kicks you out
lmao
who r u anyway
>light skins not allowed at DSS
You're right, but remember I'm a degenerate. :^)
>u look liek qt ladyboi
*blushes and coyly touches cheek*
aww u too... ^u^
>Costco
>not Aldi
kek
>"vato"
OHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIITTTT
MEXICANON IS THAT U
I MISSED U
c':
>how old r u *readies banhammer*
tw-twenty two...
I think she was 25 or something. They got a kid and I was thinking about how maybe they're depressed which is why they still party.
>u promised u wouldn't leeb us
b-but my 17 sudokus negated that...
pls don't banish me to the shadow realm :c
>but yeah I'll actually read your update l8er lol
yo senpai, where YOUR update at?
gimme them dank musics

>>24649440
>drawing contest with the one and only Drawanon
I would probably have to commit 40 sudokus in defeat.
I have a few that I cheated on with the addy tho. My sober drawings are shit. Although there was one that was aight. I really want to do figure drawing and landscapes and buildings and shit tho. Did you learn that stuff on your own? If so, advice pls b0ss.
>death by dry peepee
implying no lube would be provided
>sp00py timing
>did u shift+f motherfucker
n-no...
I used to do that tho 2bh fom.
Naw it was actually just an urge I felt yesterday night, feeling like a NEET again. It was kinda nostalgic, so I just went with it.
BUMBACLOT
:D

Where's Britanon at tho? I miss his beatboxing boipussy ;-;

>hate sustains life for Germans
KEK
I don't get the BMW joke, but shit that reminds me. My mom's bf's dad had a fucking mint condish '64 Chevy Impala SS. So beauty :'^)
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>>24650219
You're my holy man, I sin and you repent them. But you ignored me for d a y s. barred.
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>>24649668
>#BLESSED
thx 4 baptism

>>24649713
>I'm matter but I don't matter
damn...

>>24650095
fvck my boipvssy pls

>>24650150
>normie human bean
th-thanks...

>New Sincerity is a meme, lads
:'^(
“The best people possess a feeling for beauty, the courage to take risks, the discipline to tell the truth, the capacity for sacrifice. Ironically, their virtues make them vulnerable; they are often wounded, sometimes destroyed.”
TAKE THAT NIGGER

>iliterati phillisteen
imblyinh i wuznt alreddy
dB^)

>sick beatz
Take these offerings master.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OAYMMod9Wo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH0zOfVgTes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7n2VC45-88

>barigas
C-cool...I was actually wondering what type of druggos you slanged tho... ._.

>Herr Elliot Rodger
summoning Germ for a Retribution Day post

>>24650204
>school shooter aesthetic
the new /fa/
>claustrophia is a real illness
lmao
>80s homosexual footwear
too comfy 4 me
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>>24649390
oops forgot pic of dankness
sadly i was too lit to enjoy it before it got dry. people said it was juicy af but i was too busy goofin around
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>>Chat General
>Take a picture of yourself if you want to.
I stayed up all night oh my eyes
>Music Discussion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOvy2ivZDOE

Toe is good for your soul. A friend showed me.
>What are you doing?
Trying to fill my lonely time with frantic typing, 12 conversations. Anything to keep my mind off things. : /
>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo, it's pretty cucky if you're not but we won't judge, wageslaves...
I have agoraphobia-- not like the TV kind where you never leave your house, I have a mental list of things I avoid because they give me panic attacks. The list is getting pretty long, and eventually, everything is pretty scary.
>Video Games, you've been playing or just your favourite. Post your username(s) if you want.
I play a lot of GTA V, I spend a lot of my time on the PS4 in general. My PSN name is AwHailBree.
I also play the sims pretty heavily on PC, but that's more of a hobby, whatwith the modeling and creation I do for it.

Oh, I ran out of qt questions. Hi I'm Bree, my dumb boyfriend of two years dumped me last week-- I distract myself with pot, interwebs, video games and art.
I don't have a phone-- I broke it last year, never got a new one. So, no kik, no snapchat, no insta.
I do have skype tho it's aubreestarr.
Love to have people to talk to :P
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Oh hey am I still allowed to post here guys?

I mean I did bring my brown log game so I don't see why I can't ];'~}
I'm going to put the kettle on and start (You)in, probably start from the bottom cause muh productivity

>>24650334
Just give me a few minutes to give you a proper reply, good to see this thread still attracts new people. ITT always needs it
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>>24650283
Christ corean, wasn't that becomes a little over kill, never even thought about doing that. But what if I threw bacon on the honey baked ham, what kind of temporal portal would that open.

What you need to do is ask your quest how long that bacon lasted, seems like something ppl would pick off
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>>24644354
>you'll be fine
That's just want they want you to say
>right now
h-how r u not
>hospital
thinking i'd even buy the petrol
>this
silly silly child
>c&p
yo he hat
>couldn't ruin
You've drank dino poopoo
>can't bro a bro that bro's a bro cus like brooo
bro
>>24644463
>cuddle with me ;_;
i'm a freeman
>>24648944
is back
oh hai
>tinder band mate
what color is her hair and eyebrows?
>>24649668
>>24649713
>>24649881
yo this niq gay


lub me
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Dear everyone and diary,

I miss each and everyone of you.

I miss posting together, I miss feeling well enough to actually laugh and bee ridiculous here.

If you care to read this out, I've been very ill past period. I feel like a twat saying it out loud, but I was in this crippling sadness all the time.
Chronic pains mentally and physically. Can't sleep and wake up fifty times when I do.
Stress pushed my neck and back to their limit, I wake up stiffed and the pain is great.
Isolated myself from everyone here and my only friend irl. My family irritated me and my friend too.
My boss bullies me daily especially when he noticed I'm feeling pretty low.
Past two month did nothing but work and stress, literally come home only to start obsessive walking across the room like a maniac. At some point called the psychiatrist crying and begging for an appointment, best she could give me was mid January.

I decided to quit my job because I just want to be alone.
Went to a big administrative director and told him I'm going to quit soon because of my fag boss's rotten pretentious vain program, that's wasting my time and their money.

Haven't done anything useful to change my life and started smoking because why not , brings the cancer closer.
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>>24649100
My dear Koreanon-chan ;-;
I miss you , read diary above if you want to know more about me.

Thank you ;-; idk how they stayed like that even though hardly pedo be physical exercise in a couple of months.

Dora is only one getting lit round here.

How's therapy doing for you , is it worth trying ?
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>>24649545
I feel as lucky as a cenile kint eastwood, who best friends with imaginary obama

>r-right?
I mean if your okay with him feverishly slamming and demeaning whites in this country than yeah, I guess.
I for one can't stand letting these kind of people judge "us" while they play the victim and collect welfare checks(hows my anger whitboi rant going, I'm taking an acting class at the learning annex)
>noticed
yet you've done nothing to turn the tide of battle, no?
>womans being retarts
you need to get away from those fast ass city bitches and find you a nice down home contry grille that will clean your grille
Can I shill you to Farmer'sOnly.com?

>wut
how is not your nightmare?
You start dating some girl and she tells you she "only" likes being spitroasted and thinks your friend is cute. Mind you my friend is a big ass black dude, thats my nightmare

If you two don't really share anything in common and your not feeling it, I'd just say drop it. I think it would be worse to keep on faking a convo with her and then thank the gods when its over. I know I do that sometimes but whateves, le-least I actually tell pll I'm done talking to them....in a nice way.
But fuck idk why short girls are so cute but fuck me for being blessed with 6ft and passed 6" fire place rod. Fuck but thats all you can really do put it behind you and act like you don't care(sobbing intensifies)

>makeup
yeah party city makeup

Whhhhhhhat!!!! You've never seen a nig enjoing some cheetos, shit I think most of their profits in 2005 were from blacks buying up hot cheetos lime
Bro you gone and fucked up, you could have picked it oup on cybernetic monday

6 fucking am and your still awake!
That is the reason why I'll drink sometimes, makes the most sleepless man pur like a kitten. Go buy some whiskey

>>24649569
all I can say is this>>24649654
If you really feel that bad about it you should just call them back and put the pieces back together
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>>24650377
How's that jumbling tower going there bud? It looks broken, just like me when we haven't talked for a while.
>>24650334
Nothings wrong with your eyes, unless it's the photo quality. If that's the case then somethings definitely wrong with your eyes.
>Listening to musek right this moment, bababa.
I used to do that when I first got here, talked to everyone and everybody. There are good people in this thread though, believe it or not. We had a small guy here a good while ago that reminded me a lot about myself. Never seize to amaze me, these posters.
Do you have a partner? I find that social situations are better when it's with someone that loves you more than you love yourself but doesn't really know who you are.
I remember playing San Andreas when I was younger, good fun man.
Alright now I fucked up.
Breakups do suck, especially if they're not really expected.
Me and my girlfriend broke up in.. march i think, early march. Was pretty shit but at the same time pretty good cause I was able to spend a lot more time on me personally.
Actually it was never a very nice time, felt shit through most of it. Especially when you dwell on things.
You got a nice name.
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>>24649668
Hey well let me get one repent for assulting that dag

Another repent for killing my friends snake cause I wanted some boots

Oh and another one for starting that fire with that mortar on 4th of july(thats the real one)

>>24649713
looks like your trying to grow some kind of weird slavic pompadour or something. Go gel your hair back and post in the r8 thread. Thats an automagic 9/10

>>24649881
So this is a catfish post of a catfish whos been catfishing?
Tell me to stop if I went over your head

>>24650001
Uhhhhh why isn't it deany's let it snow? And not fanky's gay ass version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y00kE

>to many
and yet they will all most likely have a better career and lifestyle than your or me. WE THE NATIVEBORN

>in fatigues
oh I wish I had some right now, I'd send clinton a few choice snip-its

>no body but me
Yeah I know that, but for that situation it would have help so I didn't show off my autism
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>>24650001
I owe you a (You)
But not tonight I think.

>>24650796
I owe you a lot but also maybe tomorrow.
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>>24650559
Man I wish I kept a diary when I was young, it'd be nice to reminisce about daily things in particular. Like small good things that make you happy as a child but don't matter anymore.
It has died out quite a good bit though, I wish I had the time to be around more when it was at it's peak performance but sadly I failed to pull through on that.
Caring is all I've. It's nice being able to talk about shit that's bothering you though, whether it's irl or to libanese shepherds on a billboard in tanzania.
I used to be very troubled with sleeping when I was young, had constant nightmares and could go ages without sleeping. Bit of a fear of sleeping, it was like.
Now that's some shit, that job situation sounds absolutely dreadful, I've never had coworkers necessarily bully me but I've had shit said behind my back and that wasn't very fun in the slightest. Even though the situation wasn't as grim as what you've described, I felt betrayed in a way. Like friends are displaced, somewhere.
Are you looking for a new job atm or just riding the neet life for a moment?
I can't comment on the smoking part but what do you do to feel useful then? Is it that bad to feel like you're not productive atm? I feel it's rather relieving at times.
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>>24650092
>leaves fourchin cause he has a life
Bru-bruh even when I was working 40 hour shifts I-i was still able to post here, well not on this thread cause I didn't know it existed.
Bu-but like in that /shg/ thread. God wish I could go back and punch myself in the face for wasting time posting in there

>i luh u 2
then wheres my engagement ring you raggedy bitch?
>pik rel8ed
you fucking ate it?!?!?! You truly are a Man Vs. Food

>"they"....
Ohhhhhhhhhhh pic very related
Then I'm glad she has a boyfriend then, that takes all the sexual frustration out of the equation. What does she play......its not the bass is it? its probably bass right? Its a bass guitar huh? I hope she doesn't make you put up with her political bs or anything like that.
And kek daily reminder that my brother's old band found a replacement for my bother when he moved of craigslist. Had the same name as well but kek he ended up getting arrested for dropping his pants in front of a minor.

Mfw the last time I did a molly it was a fucking dud(thats how you spell dud right) on 4th of july a few years back. The only kick I felt was when I ran shoulder to shoulder into my friend after lighting a firework and running 25.5mph
I'd really would have wanted to see a vid of you dancing your ass off.
Fuck that reminds me that nigga geoanon still owes me her story on her coke experience. Well at first i would have question the purity of that blow since your on the eastcoast. But you actually got high of your first hit, my friend said he didn't feel anything his first time.
Never thought about doing addy honestly, and your firnd is right about those side effects synthetic medical shit like that can take its toll on your body. And if that kills your creatively like your m8 said not sure if i want it

Have you notice any changes since you went off of them so far. Maybe you could take a lower dosage when you go pick up your damn prescription you blatantly forgot about like a stepchild
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>>24650150
That wall those mexican contrators built is obstructing my pissing range from those bushes(palmtree) I use to be able to piss over that all too
Kek funny enough when I got out of bed to piss the toliet was clogged by the fems somehow and my gmom was still in her room so I had to piss outside like a dag
I use to piss outside and my dog(s) would watch and I'd yell at them to not mark my spot, to not even smell my glorious territory......idk if they listened

I have a huge stack of my grandpa's but the vinyl player in my room doesn't work, pretty sure the belt is ded. Still tho it can be a spaceship if its something don't like

Theres so much detail in this I'd have to pay you if this wasn't a chapter out of your book called lyfe. Better yet just show up with an unopened case of beer and good wine. Wait till they answer the door then proced to drinking every last can/bottle/orifice and share non, then eat and shit pants and sleep on couch
You know thats still classified as real gambling here since no one here has control over themselves the government had to classify it as a disease

No. God hates fags...thats why he hates me

>legit Goldberg mane
Heheh well goy I can only do some much with all these sheckels ***they*** just payed me

Seriously tho idk whats the deal with them. Thats just a single word not even a phrase and it fucked me. Man I might just have to go look around for a translation program now....to pirate

>>24650559
>>24650809
Pls don't bully me for keeping it short, tho you already got me phat arse reply about your struggle
But palechan be strong and power on. And fuck that job up its arsehole already

Dude idk if you need to reply to it or even the whole thing. As long as you saw that pic of my sis you asked for I'm contempt with it all

Fags will be fags, light em up
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I fell asleep and awoke restless to only read this thread.

Some (You)'s in a bit.
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>>24623418
I think I'd look weird without my blue eyes. It's probably my only feature that I have never had any second thoughts about as it has been the one that has actually gotten me compliments IRL from pretty qt grills.
I have lel, like downturned ones can make you look very much like a sloth.
Not genuine, faux-grey, but please accept my poor coloring.
Not really. Never smoked weed much, maybe a couple of times around that time. Just started taking that drug because it made me feel good for a while and it reaffirmed my devil may care attitude at times. It was dark, dark times. That one book what I am writing is about those times.
I look older then. My skin is pale and my facial hair rather dark and coarse, so it doesn't fit me at all given I am still very young.

I really want to get back with lots of people that I have lost, either through my own fault or that of circumstances, which more than often were of my own making, but time cannot be reversed, nor shattered glass can come together in what shape it was. I have many a shattered glass pane in my life, only shards left, but never the real thing.
2deep4u pottery like instrospection here, no bully.

Yes, we all love free stuff. Jews love it so much they have biggest nasal cavities in the whole wide world.
For me it is important how food looks like, I guess that is part of the experience, albeit I eat pretty unaesthetic food as well, namely blood sausages.
I'm considering that summer. If everything goes to hell, I will just pick my berries and save enough until the August, get a bus ticket to Berlin, then maybe hitchike around until I run dry and am forced to return or perhaps find some niche in a far away land, but that is all day dreaming stuff.
That shit sucks, but I guess you did the right thing. Was never really close with my father given he was alcoholic and it brought some unfortunate things to my early childhood.
Yes, but it is a thing that needs to be kindled, like fire. Only got embers now.
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>>24650238
You know me, I am very fickle and tempestous like that.

Even my horscope is pretty much JUST-tier. Don't really take these things seriously, but according to this I am rather bi-polar and unpredictable. I like the fact that my rising sign is Leo, i.e., fuckboi of horscope signs.
>>24650278
I am John the Baptist.

My heart aches and a drowsy pain numbs my sense, as if of hemlock I had drunk...

Alright
*unzips BBC ( BIG BALTIC COCK )

I risked, but I risked for the wrong reasons and as I said, I burnt myself quite a bit like this. Don't really know what to say, I guess I will leave whatever I think to my own mind.

Those are pretty sick my man.

I didn't slang nothing personally, although at one time of my life I did consider becoming a dealer myself, but I am glad I didn't because I could have ruined my life like that.

Not claustrophobia, just bit uneasy feeling being stuck in four walls.

STUCK FOUR WALLS
NO RESOLVE
FUCK WITHDRAWAL
RATHER SHOOT UP TILL I FALL
>>24650334
Is that a corset?
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>>24650377
What in the sweet fuck is that?
>>24650540
I love you.
>>24650796
Why did you kill the snek like that?
Speaking of snakes, watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXV39QEsjnI

Rate threads suck, they can't appreciate my autistic haircut and think that I am arrogant because of that. Buncha cucks desu.
>>24650960
Take down that wall, Mr. Gorbachov.
Female specimens are trully horrid when it coems to hygiene.
They probably didn't and your markings got cucked big time, sorry man, you had to know.

I'd probably replace the belt if it was cheap or possible, I'd love me some fancy vinyls in my room.

>shit pants
God no lmao.
But advice taken.
Well it technically is gambling and is probably the most common cause for any gambling addiction problems here. Pawnshops tend to be situated right next to slot machine places, I guess it works like an unspoken agreement between those establishments. You sell your watch in a pawn shop, then play your money, lose it and try and pawn something next tomorrow. Like poetry.

He hates me as well, but I am like that poor Job.

*THEY?**

Latvian is autistic, don't worry if our current computers lack the assburgers to decypher whatever.
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>>24650559
idk but sorry
been a terrible human bean, but thats who i am
not sure if it matters anything
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>>24650170
As much as I hate greentexting this might be the best approach to the longposts
>mundane is still interesting
true true, even a partygirl might find what I have to say entertaining. But life has been a boring mess this year
I want to do that yosmite shit, but I know I'll won't be able to post that much. Bread better not die if I do leave too

>drop more bombs maybe
I think all the info I have on their drug culture is that mostly yukzas have access to them. And weed is very hard to come by over there, but fuck you know you can link alot of shit back to when the bombs fell. I'll never understand how the porn industry works in japan, its like illegal but then its not
Honestly as bad as futal and imperialist nipon was at least they were assertive, but thats where modern japs get their rape fantasies from.

>granpa ramsay's old timy bacon wrapped turkey
Kek I thought he was all about healthy habits but I think I'm think of jamie oliver. But fuck I don't think we even use gravy for turkeys anymore. My gmom is from illinois and those ppl are bat shit crazy about stuffing so we always have that. You know they eat that shit with spaghetti right
Fuck it you don't need wine to have a good hoilday, just buy a shit ton of eggnog. But kek if you had the after taste of gravy after throwing up I'd say fuck it.

>italain, I love them
yeah cause your asian, if you were a nig they'd tell you to get outta here you mooly fucking nigger. I feel like an asshole not going but I've been to almost every family holiday this year, while my brother went awol. Tho i wish I went to a party like you threw cause I do like cooking.
Damn I forgot about practicing my itialian accent too
1/2 sorry 。゚(。ノωヽ。)゚。

>>24650092
And I for got my pic related reaction to your jamming buddy's social views
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>>24650170
2/2
>only a real stoner packs dryer sheets in their bowls
Kek nah thats just something you'd stuff in the same bag you keep your pipe in. I remember being dependent on those when I started. just get the febreze since your not dropping ash or anything in your car.
Be warned tho that febreze scent will always remind you about weed, it happens.

I sometimes get bad trips, but thats really rare, if your feeling low after you smoke you didn't smoke enough. That stuff is the cure all to bad work days
>Is african american catnip a strain
kek nah just a funny name I call it. but if you live near chi town, niggas call "good" weed kush. Which is pretty inaccurate. Don't buy weed from ghetto nigs


>>24650204
Dude holy shit how do you not go insane being that damn close?

i'd feel like a goddamn gray wizard walking into that room, not sure if my brother would fit kek

>>24650222
Stop with those complement or whatever, if any /ic/noids came here and say my shit, they wouldn't stop shitting on it till I hung myself
Dude I'm not even sure what I make on addy, I'm not even sure if it would be any good tbqh most of the shit make is when I'm sober, not going to count being high on sheed cause it doesn't really do much but make me challenge myself
Mostly I learned by myself, I just had an art class in middle and high school. I've always like landscapes and have been drawing them fur ever now.

just study the land and learn how to replacate what you see on paper. You can't copy what you see from a picture to its exact point, you have to find out how to draw what you see and use your techniques to manipulate the lighting. Well at least thats what I've been told
>implying lube will be provided
These are old ppl they were fucking around with no condoms in the 60s cause birth control just came out

Kek you could search your name cause your popular. I can't do that cause I'm a gaylord.....and OP

Right here>>24650540
Don't think he was here for two days, I need to (you) him
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>>24651293
I think the ceiling is something like 2.15m high, so it's pretty low.

Downstairs the ceiling is thirty centimetres higher ( roughly a foot ) and it feels more spacious like that.
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This piece of music really feels like my frustrations set to notation.
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>>24650960
Damn OP delivered

>>24651240
I'm too , as long as you willing to flip a page.
I'll write a longer post tomorrow.
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>>24651437
4chan censored my status update
>fever
>headache
>neck and back pain
>blurry vision
>can't sleep
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>>24651437
I think I burned all of my books.

kek, you know, reading whatever you have written and whatever you said rn made me think of that teacup scene from Hannibal. He says that he sometimes drops a teacup and watches it shatter, only to wonder if it ever will come back together.
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>>24651467
Call me autistic but I don't understand, is that good or bad.

The phone is making me dizzy I think I'm going to try and sleep again.
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>>24650222
>So beauty
Damn is it really the super sport model? I've seen alot of restoration'er just throw the SS badge on it and say its one

>64
You know that one of the blackst cars a white man can own. 64 use to be thrown around in west coast rap all day time, thats the quintessential gangsta car. I see them occiasionaly

And that bmw joke is because that guy school shooter use to drive one and make jewtube vids about "couples" in it.

>>24650540
Damn soory about the late arse reply, shit real.....ly packed in here
>That's just want they want you to want
Its not like like they secretly hunt down crossdresser and beat them to death in ally ways
>not
cause I can close the tap of my ever wondering thinker's mind
That an ability you'll pick up when you work
>won't buy the petrol, won't pay the toll
Just uber it....oh wait
>>c&p
???

Honestly ??? to everything

>>24651108
Fuck I've been sitting here for hours know typing away, brings a tear to my eyes

>>24650780
Not to well that game has been in this room since I was a kid that visited over here. Kinda triggering just looking at that game now.
>broken
>I'm broken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzm8epF1HNM
Well that was suppose to be a good song but youtube doesn't have a video of the studio album. BELIEVE ME -ITS SOUNDS BETTER
Swed don't say things like this or I'll blush

sold sandyford
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>>24651231
>>24651231
>white devil put babylon yams on this earth
Uhhhh whats the lipstick for.....oh wait never mind I already know

Rate fags only care about fluffy ass hair style's their husbando's and waifus have. I'm telling you, you need some bull seaman hair gel. Bitches love bull seaman (^_<)〜

Regain SMAAAAAAAASH. More like Mr.Trump bless put up the wall now, funny how he know want a wall now. And kek I'm just going to call the president Mr.Trump since thats what the media did to obama
>horrid when it comes to hygiene
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr I thought I could agrue with that, but that not my hair I have to pull out of the shower drain
Just another good reason to get drunk and beat my dag

Thing is this aplifier thingy in my room was bought maybe two decades before I was an itch in my daddy's pants. No clue if I can get a new belt. Plus I really don't want to open that thing I'm a shitty electrician

There was some dude from my bro's old band who had a habit of drinking dead drunk then crapping himself. Idk how one builds a technique like that
Fuck all that that gambling pawn stop shit just reminds me of vegas. Like downtown ghetto vegas, but I think reno has it worst for a gambling town. Thats just a place of poor desert people with nothing
>then play your money, lose it
>lose it
uhhhh you mean my second winning. I-its just was a bad hand man

If he came up to your face and said he hated you, I'd believe you. But thats just family we all don't like eachother

>***they***
You don't know?
Thats what /pol/ refers to...well you know "Die ratten der welt"

I'm still mad about that, I even double checked that shit and it was still wrong. Austism be damn someone needs to nuke google, they have to much power
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>>24651486
Not sure, I guess I made space for myself. My days have been more calm, but albeit they have been more empty.

I am really afraid that I am losing my fire...
>>24651491
You beautiful, noble human.
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>>24651304
What the fuck happens if you jump in that room, will you Break on new to the other side?

And good foot sounds good to me, I just need room to jump around when I'm bored

>>24651437
Good you got it, know I can finally delet it before someone does a cum tribute on her

>>24651444
Christ mysir your still awake?
I'd say go run some hot water on a towel or wash cloth throw that shit on your fat ass neck and back
No sleeping pills over there

>>24651549
My back feels like shit doing this, but I'm bored af and I think I (you)'d everyone
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ur all gaylards

>>24651231
am lubed
>>24651491
>arse reply,
this y i aint cum to dis part no maor
can't take no maor.mp3
>secretly
oh shit we weren't meant to film it?
oppsies
>i can zone out
"diet" pills ey
>?
case and point
>really
yes
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Okay I've been waiting to smoke this cigarette for hours now, here's my chance.

I vil be back

Oh if this pic looks weird, it is cause I burnt the shit out of my left eyebrow lol.

Now my room smells like burnt hair
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>>24651585
b-butt y
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>His wilful hands and feet began to beat and churn about, spasmodically and feebly. But he had fooled them and the will to live that made them beat and churn. He was too deep down. Theycould never bring him to the surface. He seemed floating languidly in a sea of dreamy vision. Colors and radiances surrounded him and bathed him and pervaded him. What was that? It seemed a lighthouse; but it was inside his brain - a flashing, bright white light. It flashed swifter and swifter. There was a long rumble of sound, and it seemed to him that he was falling down a vast and interminable stairway. And somewhere at the bottom he fell into darkness. That much he knew. He had fallen into darkness. And at the instant he knew, he ceased to know.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkqxZOJ2syE
imma fucking fail
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>>24651575
>>24651602
>implying I can't type shit on the fone while enjoying a cig you nig

Well you know that sounds like a personal problem, like you know?

You know korean was asking about your white vid ass
>we weren't meant to
I was give permission Disney home studios idk where your papers are mate
>take diet pill
>shit out water
Why do ppl do this?
>text book case
Today we learn what insanity is and what it's does to the English mind
I.e. why U2 become famous
>yes
What's the opposite of yes? Moar?

>>24651655
This what happens when you have a stroke right?

Or is this what choking yourself in a closet wearing stocking while masturbating gets you. Sign me up lad
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>>24650222
>who r u
I wish I knew at times, feelsguy.jpg
>but remember I'm a degenerate
:[ it's ok, I still think you're cool :D
>aww u too
*cheeks turn rosy red and nose gushes blood*
Oh stop it you ~\o/~
>Aldi
Wtf is that?
>c':
;-;
>22
B@hammer imminent
>They got a kid
Daily reminder: never to have children.
>they're depressed which is why they still party
And we wonder why kids turn out like they are now. Idk before 25 I feel like having a kid is a bad idea, and this is coming from a race notorious for having a ton of underage pregnancies.
Just remember to pull out when you pound my boipucci ok? I don't want to be preggers yet o.0
>17 sudukos
What were the other 18 for?
My trap card is yet to be activated.
Says in your resumé, you work 35 hours now? And you have something we would call, a "girlfriend"? Yooo get this normie outta here!!!¡¡¡¡
Kek, it's good to hear that things are going alright for you. So jelly of you having drums though hmph.
>YOUR update
Not much at all, got a second part time job.
Been sick.
Pretty much it I guess.
Been listening to this Mexican(?) band that a friend at my primary job was blasting while we were working.
https://youtu.be/8iJMOBcPQyg
The uncensored version is better audibly but the video quality is so bad, but I'm sure you know what the bleep words are kek.
And 2 more from the same band kek
https://youtu.be/CzEbm7yup7g
https://youtu.be/azA8Do5JMBg

There's more I guess but most of it is in beaner kek, really like it though.
Also sorry, I had this (You) half written since this morning but my head was killing me and rn I can barely see. Probably will do the negro's (Tu) and fuck off to sleep. See you soon again maybe.
Pic just 4 u tho ay lmao
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>>24650283
Wtf is this
Looks like the dump I took after eating ramen last week.
>>24650334
Wtf is this
Youre almost nekkid ew
>>24650377
Wtf is this
You look like the time my ex wanted sex but it never really happened
>>24650540
>freeman
Air quotes
And I like se'a'men ;)
>>24650627
Obama is real tho, or was the whole Yes we can thing fake?

Everyone bashes the whites now, even other white people.
Well someone is going to judge regardless so even if you're being ironic it has credibility.
Acting is like a Megan Fox in Transformers, hot to watch but no real emotion thus killing my boner.
>you've done nothing to turn the tide of battle
That is true, but I've been busy working 2 jobs now and I wake up and its dark and I go home in the dark tired af so I really can't post as much. Really wish I could, and anyways I posted like 3 times prior to this and got totally ignored kek.
>country grille
I do like country music so...
>likes being spitroasted
I guess I can spit on her but I don't eat human flesh?
I would be like yeah he qt right, you know whats also qt? You leaving my house ho.
Idk what to tell you though, maybe tell your friend to go gentle on you both?

It's not that I'm faking, it's just that idk man I don't want to toy around with her when I myself don't know what I want. You have a point though I will try to keep it on a platonic level for now.
>6ft
Typical nig-
>6" fire place rod
SHOW!
>act like you don't care
Exactly.
Honestly I was a bit hurt and then angry as hell before but right now I feel actually betternow that someone is out of my life. Like not fully happy, but not depressed or shit like everyone else here.

>party city makeup
Shut up up, it was my first time. :'(

>seen a nig enjoying cheetos
Never in my life, just fat mexican kids and the gringos. I hate thise hot cheetos tho kek.
No! Now I have to wait until Hanukkah for my game reeeee!

I was awake the whole night sick and now my eyes are puffy af so can't see. Talk to you later afroman mwah xoxo
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Didn't work today but felt like I did because I'm still sore from dancing to dubstep 2 days ago. Drove my sister to school, bought some groceries, made calls to fix my poorfag health insurance, got groceries, gave my buddy a ride home from work, bought some used speakers with a subwoofer for 7 bones, went to the arcade to play weeaboo dance games, schlepped around town for a few hours, picked up my sister, went to pump gas,
All in all, can't complain really. It's going alright. Just gotta stretch out 20 dollas for this next week. Chilling and grubbing on a neet diet: $1.50 canned clam chowder and 50¢ canned buttermilk biscuits. Pls gib me the cancer, b0ss.

>listening to
Logic (dindu music for whites and chinks who just got a new subwoofer) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anI5b2PEmdA
Tedeschi Trucks Band (music for old white men who drive motorcycles, e.g. my mom's boyfriend lmao) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1J04ugcdi8
John Coltrane (music for jazz noobs like me) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saN1BwlxJxA

>>24650334
>Toe is good for your sole
ftfy
Have you heard of CHON?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcGFm2Bf20c

>>24650390
>bacon overkill
lmao yee boi
Gordon-chan said 6 pieces but phuc dat. It was also because I accidentally ripped some of the skin trying to stuff butter under it.
UGHHH I NEED ME SOME HAM IN MAH BELLEH
Can't wait to do that shit.
Open up a portal and come to the east coast so we can freeze our asses off together while lit and eating dankness. And bring some kush pls. Thx.
>how long the bacon last
It was there one second and then fucking GONE the next.

>>24650540
>what color is her hair and eyebrows?
>what color is her
>her
T R I G G E R E D
I honestly forgot. Some kind of blue/green/hazel. Their hair's like a mix of faded dyes or brown. Idek.
Why does this matter.
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Haven't slept all night tbqh lads.

Migth cook up some (You)'s.
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>>24650580
;-; Pale-chan...
Hang in there. I think it's good that you're getting away from a toxic work environment, and perhaps your family/friend is toxic too. When I was living with my dad, I dealt with arguments almost daily. My mom and my siblings had to deal with it too. Also, my former best friend and I were drifting apart because I felt he was toxic, despite how we've had our good moments. I think it's rare to find people around us who help us thrive.
Your desire to see a psychiatrist seems valid. It sucks that you have to wait so long. Do you think you could find a psychotherapist in the meantime?
I think it really does help to consistently talk to somebody who actually studied psychology and wants to help. Although, I think you should go in with an open mind, and not expect dramatic changes to your situation. I've seen 4 psychotherapists voluntarily, and in retrospect, I found that--while they didn't change me dramatically--I seemed to have gradually gained more awareness and comfort when dealing with my feels.
Also, expect to do some searching. The first therapist I saw after I moved far away from home wasn't a good fit for me. She was too formal and old, so I found another therapist who seemed easier to talk to. Online descriptions of local therapists who take my insurance helped me sift through my options more quickly.
Despite how I still find it difficult to bring some things up, I find that I've become less afraid of talking about my emotions with my closest friends and family. It's not perfect, but better.

As far as meds go, I think psychotherapy should be done simultaneously, and clear goals should be set. Meds seem much more risky than psychotherapy alone, but I think they can still help a lot of people. I'm planning on taking antidepressants for several months, in order to help me develop healthy habits that will hopefully last after I taper off of the meds.

I hope it works out, Pale-chan. <3
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>>24650883
>>24651247
>>24651293
>>24651491

>>24651196

>>24652211

>>24652352

Will return (U)s after I detain some zzz's...
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happy, extroverted, norman, groomed
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depressed, introverted, french ( frog ), wanted for shitposting and autistic

Don't do 4chan /soc/ people.
>>24652877
You best do, or I will git you.
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>tfw my hair will never be as fine as it used to be
>tfw hair has gotten thicker and more messy in the last couple of years

save me phams

look a bit like a mongolian here, but at least i was smiling
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im working on a short story about a suicidal guy who gets off to japanese crossdressers. i dont know whats going to happen but at least im writing something
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>>24653056
kek, I'd actually read that.

Put the draft in pastebin once you are done and post the link here, I will read it.
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Coming in to drop some (You)s before i head in for beddy by, and dream of cream

>>24652352
Whoops I forgot to attach this dumb image of crazy clint at the gop in 2012

Its being played out, complaining about whites was a shitskin thing, now they took all the power out of it
When being ironic can be misinterpreted as a political statement, comedy itself will die.......oh wait that already happened (;ω;)
Nah NAH don't remind me of that abortion. She just wore a skirt the whole movie, that was literally all her dialog. based michel bay you always know best

Your on those night owl hours, soon you'll grow to become use to the night. Maybe you'll be able to post more when you dug in. Or not, sometimes you just want to lay on the floor after work, I know I did.
>totally ignored
lel thats a byproduct of not reveling yourself. Some anons don't come here to chat, just to get (u)s

Yeah I know you like that honky tonk
>I guess I can spit on her
St-stop b8in me with your ironic naiveness, its over powering
Tell here to leave and your a male cis. Let her stay fuck your friend your a cuck. Just a random fear i picked up from grilles on /soc/

Is she a interesting person to talk to, or one of those people who won't add anything to a convo? If she can talk to you like a fat girl i'd wouldn't mind just staying friends. Keeping it platonic that sex talk will have to simmer down and no snapchat either
>Typical nig-
YEA YEAH WE STILL KANGS
>show
8~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~D
it-its thin but it'll stay in........I hope

I guess I'd call that bitter sweet moment, mellowness. Content and compromise is a daily adult thing. best way to put it is like having your dag die, you know it'll happen someday.

Well for all I know it could have been $200 NAKED makeup

Da fuck? Are you going to tell me you never seen black drinking orange soda and smoking swishers? How do you not like molten hot ass logs tho

ish if your off tomorrow go buy some liquor and drink yourself to sleep. It REALLY works
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>>24652636
Honestly doing all those errands and dropping ppl off sounds like a whole job right there. Tho you did relax weebing out on that dance dance revolution. Maybe you should just be that dude and uber stranger all day

Gordon is also brititsh so he should know better about stacking bacon, they invented bacon sandwiches and chip butties. And then they come here and shit on our bugers. Fucking saxon savages
If you do it just cover the top of the ham with bacon then cover that with brown sugar and cinnamon. They another layer of bacon, don't invite fats tho
I wish that was a thing, wish airports didn't have to be so spensive nowadays. Tho sometimes you can find a good deal

Kek you should have been hovering around that turkey like a drunk hawk. And start counting how much bacon ppl take and mad dag them to death
Only way bitches learn respect, one luv

>>24652760
You should just cook up a greasy meal to knock yourself out with

>>24652877
I will await your return my lady, I'll tip my fedora as I watch over you in your bed tonight

>>24652943
Fuck senpai I forgot to make that damn album cover, guess I have someting to do in the morn
>Don't do 4chan /soc/ people
your five years too late lad

>>24653056
Fuck I'd endorse this, sounds like a good drama/thriller

You should make him decide near the end to either kill his hidden passion for men in school skirts. Or choose to end his own l(w)ife and career.
Maybe he trys to kys and fails then becomes a crossdresser himself after losing his mind
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Oh yeah who's making the new thread btw? I caused some mini drama with this bread last time
And I don't want to be spamming these gay macros to much either

Night night fags
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night night drawanon we love you and know your a special kind of boi
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>>24610241

>>Music Discussion (Post what you're listening to ATM or been listening too, please...I'm tired of listening to barbie world)
Nothing.

>>What are you doing?

Having E-mail Beef with my homosex boss.

>>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo, it's pretty cucky if you're not but we won't judge, wageslaves...
Writing my resignation as I post.


So earlier this morning, I send him an e-mail saying
>I can't fucking walk
>severe back pain
>my doctor said I should have some rest yesterday

Two hours later I get this e-mail with one of the whore of the management cc-ed :

>Dear H
>I would like to bring your attention (both of you) to the fact that i’m trying since I came back from my travels to get us together in a meeting in order to finish the Work Plan 2017, but each time one of you, abruptly, impede the appointed time.
>Pelase note that tomorrow 8:00am sharp is our new appointment. Please be there, no excuses are accepted.


Son of a Whore, he's fucking lying , so I sent what really happened, cc : some dude from senior management who's a good guy, Bcc : Director General

>Dear Y

>I prepared and printed the work plan on Saturday afternoon just when you asked, and it was on the wall by 2:30 PM, but you suggested to leave the discussion till Monday morning.
I was there Monday morning but My colleague wasn't so you decided to move the discussion till noon until you return from some appointment. When you returned you decided to once again move it to the next day because you had to leave early.

>I came to work yesterday despite having severe back pain because we had to discuss the work plan before your vacation starts. And as I said in the earlier e-mail I only took today off because the pain increased and the doctor said I shouldn't exhaust myself even more.

>Best,
>H


(You)s incoming.
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>>24653645
Night D.A.
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>>24653673
Fuck I need to start going to sleep earlier, all these replies are over lapping.
I still got one more (you) or so while laying in bed.

I really do like how your fag boss pulled out all the stops trying to throw you and your coworker under the aids bus.
I guess he didn't think that email through to hard, maybe watching loli boi hentai whole replying.

All those facts you dropped in your email aren't going to look good on him, hopefully that'll make him put feet in mouth for a while. Really like to know how he'll rebuttal to it, get ready for the personal insults next...

night night if I can fall asleep
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>>24653581
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>>24653718
Get your ass to bed now and think about radical sleep changes later.

Dude he's a lying son of a whore but he though I'd take the blame and shut up , nope not today.
>been trying
When hes literally been postponing and telling everyone it's my fault.
He was probably watching some Sheikh porn.

I'm waiting for his big come back , I'll keep you updated.

Till then, Night.
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>>24653056
Seven blessings.

>>24652853

Family not so much toxic as just different in approach to life, they're not that bad tho honestly.
Arguments were much more worse a few months ago but I pretend that I'm mature enough now so I can just gtfo quietly even tho haven't really been doing anything that helps leaving.

How many siblings do you have ?
Who do you hang out with as of recently ?

I've no desire to see anyone, I just gave up on the idea of being able to ignore this, I honestly only expect meds. They're few and little of them to be trusted, I'm lucky I found this decent woman doc. well, I have to wait and they said they'ed call me if anyone cancels before then but doesn't look like it. I don't know what I expect honestly I'm just sick of this whatever it's called.
Thanks for the tips senpai~

>>24651585
How the hell did you burn your eyebrow.

>>24651549
But you do think of this space as sort of positive ? I personally believe it's healthy unless I'm not getting what you mean by it the way you mean it.

Empty as in unproductive in relation to your usual , or emotionally empty breathing space ?
I personally find those empty days the most soothing because it allows me to stop and just quietly be with myself whatever my state was good or bad, bad even more so. if that makes sense.

I think one would be clearly aware of when he loses what he had, but that fear itself indicates it's not completely gone you know.
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>>24653733
Classic.
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>>24653736
Don't tell me how to sleep or how to radicalize myself. I do pretty well by myself thank you

That's cool how he automatically gets on the defense with this, seems like he's good at manipulating women. I suppose he doesn't pull that shit with any men, that how you know man.

Maybe he has a side chick that takes his time up and he smuggles money from work for. But the blame on the youngest, thats time honored kek

Fine cloth makes man do crazy things, and their white think of all the jizz you can hide

Don't be surprised if he takes his sweet arse time you might have triggered Yemmy

Alright good night paleH for real now

>>24653733
Who is this Russian menaces?

>>24653763
Ehhhhh I kept the lighter too close to my face waiting for the damn Rimmer. Almost burnt all of one side. Call me baby joker holms
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>>24650960
Nah on my way to it.

Going up.

>>24650837
I don't keep a diary, it was more of a stupid joke. But I guess there are bits and pieces here and there.
Do you like your childhood Anon ? What was it like.
What was going on with you back then. Even so it's still alive and that's something, we owe it all to Drawanon.
I don't really like to talk about myself, as in problems that are within, but this was more of a un-obligated explanation,giving excuse to why I pushed everyone away.
I haven't quit yet, but as I said in previous post I will tonight.
I'm browsing the ads but I'm not taking anything more than part-time. Bureaucratic systems are fucked.
Well you'd have to ask me that again in a week, but my parents are already pressuring me into "being" productive. Idk man I would like to get rid of this crippling apathy first.
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>>24622380
I sort of kind of might of be able to put in a word for you, that'll be .99$

>>24622678
I just say I'm sick, but then as a gay he wouldn't dare ask what is it because he knows might be the good old red mother nature.

hmmm you sure do know your ISIS, makes me think...
This is a boipuss hub

It's worst than bitching, the lovey dovey kinda peeps

Fuk that's basic and expensive, but honestly american ones taste better than second-class ones we get here.

Of course mine is better, I'm Palestinian , we have a built-in dramatic cause nameme generator.

That makes me want to ask about jenifer.

They split ?

>pic related

I want a DNA test in hope I have a small percentage of roman or greek blood so I can shove it in my mothers face everytime she uses "we are arabs" to deter me from doing anything.

I've had sweet potato chips, not bad.
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>>24651541
Babylon imposter yams senpai.

Only time I had slicked back hair was when I was a teenager.

Call him and tell him that he must secure me a position in top Americam university along with several grants. I thought I'd say this since you are buddy buddies with him.
I haven't showered in a couple of days now, hahaha...ha. Oh man, I'm losing it.
Since you ain't got no wife to beat, you betta beat that dag mane.

>I'm a shitty electrician
This is my reason for doing any repairs at any given time, since I am a shitty [some trade].

He sounds like an absolute madman. My own brother once shat his pants lmao.
This reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwC2QljLn4
You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby

Did I request thee, Maker, from my clay. To mould me man? Did I solicit thee. From darkness to promote me
t. Satan

I just call them žīdi.

BAN GOOGLE
2k17!
>>24651562
Yeee.
If I jump, I ascend into my attic.
>>24651575
(You).
>>24651704
Nah, that's when you drown, imo the best way to go.
>>24653640
I fell asleep and I slept too long.
Yes, please do that.
>>24653763
I don't know, I am not sure if I am capable of introspection anymore these days. I guess it's nothing good or bad either way, it's just emptiness.

Both.
I find it all irritating, especially given how much time I have already lost.

Yes, but I don't know if I can get it back and if I don't, I'm a failure and I really see no point in going on as is. Truth to be told, I am not even sure why I had it in the first place, but if there was ever some source for it, it is surely gone.
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>>24653763
Oh, but I forgot to mention, but I picked up smoking back again in the last month.

Not sure why, but I already feel shit and physically more feeble ever since I did.
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Es negribu ne kāpt, ne vīties.
Cik viegli nu ir atsacīties
no zābakiem, kas mani nes,
no putekļiem uz palodzes.
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>>24651173
I doubt you would, I think brown eyes would accompany your hair pretty well. But then again, you got a nice eyecolour now that also works well. I think I'm the same, people usually compliment my eyes more than anything, which is why I think brown works in my case I suppose.
Those eyes work if squinted properly, then you can look like a mafia boss or like you've injected too many heroins into your bloodstream and you don't care whether you live or die. That kinda look.
I know they're not grey, it's regardless a cool eyecolour to possess.
How does it make you feel? Writing?
I think it's a perspective kind of deal. You might look old but you may look more mature aswell, all in the eye of the beholder, vladoslav.

I don't have a lot of regret in my life, just minor things that I feel could've changed myself for the better. What are we if not our experiences man.
no bully.
This is an interesting statistic, I'll take this into account when I become a man of god and guard the gates of heaven. No jew may enter.
Meh, I eat pretty much anything these days. If the opportunity shows obviously I'll go for the finer selection but I like peasoup a lot and that looks fucking disgusting.
Why Berlin if that comes to be? Are you syrian spyman?
Oh yeh, I hated my dad aswell but you play the cards you're dealt.
Is this another 39deep15u? With no "no bully"?
u homo.
>>24651196
Just the way I like them.
I think that shit's stupid, had a girl friend that read them daily and thoroughly believed in them. Never saw her happy.
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>>24651491
Atleast the tower is crushed now, like a ghost finishing haunting a small child finally let free from his mortal restrains on mother earth.
This is pretty catchy.
really, really, really like this music video.
Do your cheeks get red and rosey?

>>24652636
>facial aesthetics

>>24653804
I know, I'm just saying I wish I did.
Think we've discussed it in the past, but no. But like you said there are bits and pieces that'd be nice to look back to. Those were after all the things that kept one moving forward through rough times.
I don't think anyone does, hence it's nice to see. I say it takes a lot of courage to talk about what you deem unacceptable or wrong. Shows personality, doesn't it?
If the circumstances are that shit then more power to you, fuck that trustfund baby.
Have you never felt useful up until this point? If I am to rephrase it then what matters to you then?
When did you last feel accomplished?
Stress is a pretty bad thing, I was once enforced visiting a group therapy meeting and the old hippie keeping the meeting emphasized on the importance of breaks in life, everyone needs something. Take it as you will.
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>>24654421
Yes, I guess it would be a color match then. It depends on what kind of brown, I really like dark browns sometimes, although very light brown can look very good as well.
I never understood the squinting for photos meme tbqh. I looked at myself in the mirrow and I tried that, it just looks like I have my eyes shut and all you can see is my eyelashes.
Somewhat good, I guess. Writing is probably the only thing which I still keep doing, atlhough I have written jack shit in the past month. I'm very secretitive about my stuff, haven't shared anything here or any other place for now. Probably won't. I might post some short story here if I get an inspiration, but idk if people are actually interested in reading some random shite.
Dying young is the best way mang, you almost sound like a pensioner now.

Yes, but sometimes I can't help but slap myself in the head and say to myself "God, what sort of an idiot were you to do this or that in this particular way?".
I'm already a man of God, you shall receive your baptism through internet in just a moment, given you are willing to donate to the most sacred church of Pious.
Peasoup is GOAT though. I like it thicc.
Just the first place I have on my mind. Could be anywhere as long as it is in Western Europe and not Eastern Europe. Berlin is probably the closest main destination, besides bus tickets to there cost very little.
Yes, life is life.
Somewhat.

kek, I never understood people who read daily horoscopes. Even if someone takes horscopes seriously, they should know that each individual horoscope is too specific to be given general predictions. Gay af desu.
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eeeeeew dude do I have to make the next bread since this one is moldy now.

your killing me larry
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I was searching around for the new thread earlier, but I found out that this is the only chat thread on this entire board rn.

Idk what happened tho, there use to be tons of other chat/discussion threads here and there. /soc/ had a lot more things to do a few months ago, now it just seems like contact and r8 threads are kanga again.

I'm gonna spam this thread if you can't tell
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500th post for dubs pls don't make me wait nippon

I'm off to make the new thread I suppose, then post it to only find out someone else made one too.

t. nwa
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I want new bread.
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>>24655216
two seconds had to let the dogo do her busy
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I MADE A NEW ONE SORRY DRAWANON

>>24655264
>>24655265
>>24655265
>>24655265
>>24655265
>>24655265

FUCK MANE
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>>24655268
Good now the cycle has finally stopped
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>>24655268
AND FUCK YOU i'M NOT LAZY, IM JUST, IM JUST NOT BEING UN LAZY RIGHT NOW SO THERE
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>>24655289
>>24655292
OK
BUT GET THE FUCK IN PHAM
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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