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26/M/773/312/Straight
Smoke buddies, fwb, friends, etc

Kik:WinZipMyPants

18/M/Bi
I'm about as north as you can get in Illinois.
Snap: nicksayswoop
Meet ups would be cool

Bi crossdresser at uiuc here. Super lonely hoping to find someone to snuggle with. Anybody around here?

Illinois is really the worst. the people suck, the weather sucks, the threads suck, and living in the real low part of the state really sucks; there really is no winning here.

23/m/815/708/straight

chill/fuck/coffee/ whatever, doesn't really matter to me

25 m straight looking to meet new people kik conmann6000 if interested. Get to know me a lil on here first before anything else

23/m/630/straight
Seeking geeky girls to romance potentially, general people to chill with.
420 friendly (most of the time, though I cannot host, and I'm unable to smoke currently), retro gamer, watching my way through Star Trek TNG.
I do have a girlfriend (poly) who would want to know whomever I meet here.
Kik: nexanpup

>>24602898
this person is correct.

19/m/618/straight
Not looking for anything sexual, I've got a girlfriend. Just looking to chill, maybe fish or something. Near Carbondale.

>>24602890
I'm a bi male at UIUC, would love to meet up and snuggle sometime. E-mail me at [email protected]

309
22/m
bi
looking for a hole to fuck

>>24604004
309
25/m
bi
Where in the 309?

20 m bi 217 anything anyone interested

>>24605314
I'm interested
25/m/bi urbana
kik: rik.jackson7

>>24603354
Ooh, 618 here in O'Fallon.

I don't know why I even try with these threads anymore
18/m/708/gay af
kik finanxe

>>24602898
accurate

>>24607085
Bummp

37/m/Chicago
Looking for a cute and submissive woman
Kik: AlbanyPark36

>>24605077
quad cities
u?

Bi guy in champaign here. Beepboopyee

>>24602890
Kik

bimbles

>>24608070
ghostoftcr

>>24605494
Cause you need dick

>>24609689
Don't we all?

>>24605314
im from 217, fit bi male. hit me up on kik wafflecrisp85

21/ts/630
looking for nice guys
420
email: [email protected]

kik after email

24/m/217/gay
looking to suck dick

>>24610759
If it's pretty enough. Even straight dudes can appreciate a pretty dick. I just pretend they are giant clits without balls. Balls are pretty gross anyway.

>>24609689
you right

Has anyone met up and suckered a dick yet? This thread is completely full of horney gay or big men. Getting dick is supposed to be easier than pussy right?

>>24612450
still no luck, apparently it's more difficult than it seems.

>>24612488
How about we shave your legs and get you some cute panties. Sissies get all the dick

loooool will suck your dick in panties in the 630

>>24612511
I'm just tryna suck dick in some randos car in the middle of the night. I'm not shaving for that lmfao.

>>24611105
kik/skype? im in springfield, where you at/

>>24612384
"straight"

>>24614773
Straight enough to suck your dick clit. But only if your gruntle moans are deep enough

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MAle
20
West Town
Bored
HMU and talk to me, don't matter what it's about boy or girl im just bored af

KIK: MasterJ2111
or
Skype: joe.beanie (im the weird cartoon thing)


also cat pic

>>24615058
also for anyone wanting to know West Town is in the City

Smh. IL threads used to be relevant when this place was full of Chifags who used to have regular meetups. Now it's just suburb fags or actual fags in the city who want to suck your dick.

RIP IL

>in Chicago
>not gay
>27
>like good shit
>kik: jayboy429

>>24601878
26/m/708/straight

Looking to chill or fuck

>>24612686
Kik?

>>24615469
You should organize a meet up

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20/mtf/630
I'm a shut in that wants some cool people to talk to and maybe hang out.
I like anime, videogames, dorky shit like that.
Reply with contact info if that appeals to you, not interested in hookups or dick pics (from you , at least)

>>24616111
Who are you interested in getting dick pics from?

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>>24616141
It's just a joke but if you want a serious answer, I know some hung guys I don't mind getting peeks of every now and then lol.

>>24616111
wow you actually sound like most of my friends. funny how they're the ones that showed me this atrocity called 4chan in the first place. I most certainly am not interested in sending you dick pics. but talking to someone that isn't looking for traps would be a refreshing change. kik finanxe if you're as bored as me.

>>24616111
19/m/630
I could use friends who are closer. Hmu
Kik: SmallCardboardBox

So many 630s. We should all get together and play ping pong or something

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>>24616193
>>24616251
I'll see about adding you two once I get kik installed tomorrow. Also one of you has been looking to suck dicks, what exactly do you want from me?
>>24616287
Not terribly interested in the other 630 posters, honestly. I don't want to smoke in strangers, meet and fuck, or participate in someone's poly relationship.

>>24616287
>>24616296
I mean, ping pong could be neat. I'm not looking for anyone to join in my relationship here, just maybe people to chill with when I'm not at work since no real friends

>>24616296
idk if you were asking me as well but idk just talk. if we get along maybe, play videogames/hangout.

Bumperoni pizza

28/m/evanston

Anyone wanna hang out and chill? Looking to make some new friends.
kik - wll1

>>24616111
Kik me: Broseph525 (also from 630)

27/M/815/Straight

Looking for cool people to meet up at concerts with, talk about music and movies, maybe fellow musicians to jam with.

snapchat is darkwing.doug

28/m/bi

Visiting Chicago around twice a month and would like to meet up with a guy my age or younger. I am mostly into oral so if you are hit me up. My kik is: iggyiggins

So no 630 ping pong tournament?

>>24620116
who said anything about a tournament?

>>24620116
Ok, who is in 630

buh bump

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>>24601878
cl or lith?

>>24602898
eh

>>24619054
cl? i play bass/kazoo/jaw harp and have been called a know it all in a multitude of occasions.

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25/m/815/?

no kik, whatsup

23/m/630/
looking for anything really
drawflowsan

>>24622534
that's my kik

>>24622612
>itsmekieth
>kieth
Reported

>>24622612
Unless you have a dick hiding in those panties I think you are in the wrong thread

26 / m / elmwood park

not sure what the fuck to do around here since im new.

>>24622612
Bot.

Bump

30/m/773/straight/420 all day every day

I have a gf like to send her picture to men in the area and entertain the idea of her hooking up with them. Her and I fantasize about it and talk about it when we fool around, but are too hesitant to actually do it, but probably eventually will.

>>24623617
Contact?

>>24623744
I use this email to do it [email protected]
So embarrassed but that's what I do

>>24616088
A meetup where we can suck eachother's dicks?

>>24624094
I only suck dick if there is a woman there to role play as my disappointed mother.

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>All this lewdness from Illinois anons
>Was considering posting info to find cuddle buddy but that seems like a fast pass to get raped

anyone in chicago wanna let me stay with them?

>>24624692
who wants to let this stranger from 4chan crash at their place, hes probably only got a few fleas

>>24624707
Figured I'd give it a shot. Guess I'll find a squat.

>>24624613
Be smart. Not everyone is a rapist.

>>24624613
If we cuddle face to face our cocks won't be able to reach either of our assholes and we'll both be safe from rape. It's a win win

>>24616111
630 here

I like tripping sometimes. Don't care if we do drugs or not but I don't really care to hang with people that have never done drugs.

Not really a "weeb" but I like Asian culture in general and not just anime or even Japan.

Don't really play vidya anymore either but wouldn't pass up playing with other people.

Kik: AstralDefiance

25/m/630

kik: barrellord333

vidya: ps4 darksoul 2&3
drink/420?

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24/m/815/bi

Looking to fool around

kik: misterguylol

ded?

Kik: achillesofthesaints

Male, 18.
I am a short Mexican who loves to work out.
Massive nerd.

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>>24620116
32/m/bi/708
shit i'd drive out to the 630 for that. there is nothing worth seeing and nobody worth knowing along the southern edge of cook county. i need to find some weird internet people again, my last group all moved away.

kik: greywall9

>>24627994
I was honestly looking for some place that has a ping pong table but I can't find one. Closest I found was a table tennis club in naperville, but it's like a monthly fee thing at a community center and looks like it's mostly children. :\

>>24624613
Why are women so incompetent and poor judges of character?

I can't think of anything better to call their selection process retarded. They are fucking society over with their games. This is why women should be the expected suitor from now on in society.

>>24630703
Holy shit someone get a safe space for this ultra triggered virg asap

>>24630707
Safe space? You are retarded too.

>>24628319
The bar fox and hound has ping pong tables.

>>24630703
Angry heterosexual men are the best to convert. Taking that cock for the first time is pure magic. What's your kik anon? I want to drink beers and talk about how much women suck with you.

>>24624692
post a face pic and would you help pay rent?

>>24630842
Kiss yourself gayest man

>>24616111
23 m 630
looking for trans folks to put in my paintings
kik: shypainter

>>24630842
https://www reddit.com/r/chicagor4r/comments/5fnhlz/31_m4m_can_you_make_me_gay/

>>24631151
But I wanna kiss you bb

>>24631151
Did you mean kill? Omg that is so cute! :3 auto correct knows what you really want. Let me nuzzle my cock in your ass crack

Bi M/20 618 here. 40 miles east of stl.looking to fool around. Cock or not i dont care. Kik @ Hickyslicky

straight 630 m here, Im 24 and have no friends, nor a job.

My life is pretty much a joke, please feed me alcohol and drugs and I'll clean your toilets or something.

>>24631295
I also have a license if you need me to drive you around. I've never gotten a ticket in my life. Your car that is.

My car currently has expired registration and emissions with the check engine light on.

I can't drive stick though.

>>24631295
Just put on your rattiest clothes and go fly sign

>>24631308
if my mother saw me doing that she might kill herself. I'll stick to working part time jobs and getting fired repeatedly.

>>24622855

Small world. Im in EP too.

Depends on what you want to do. Tons of bars on Madison if Forest Park. Gay bar in Franklin Park. Hookers and strip clubs on Lake Street in Melrose Park. Teenage parties in the woods over by Thatcher (some cute jailbait pussy at times too if you buy them beer/vodka)

Polock heaven on Belmont east of Harlem. You could be a douche and rev your engine with the fags at White Castle on Belmont/Harlem in summer. Great food up by North Ave.

Just stay west of Harlem after 7pm and you are fine. Shits been getting a tad violent the last few months right near us so stay out of the Mexican/Black areas (east of Harlem or south of Madison)

>>24602898
absolute truth

>>24630817

We got lunch at work from the one in Arlington Heights. Dear god does their buffalo chicken sandwich suck

>>24631369
You make my hometown area actually sound fun. Guess I'd never know because I never left my house.

>>24631380

Id take EP/River Grove area over anywhere else in Illinois, including the Loop/Streeterville.

If you know a few spots at the right times this area is just about perfect. Even if you want to get away we are 20 minutes from downtown, 30 minutes from NASCAR and dirt track racing, 30 minutes from Casinos, etc


If you cant find anything to do in Cook County, you arent trying very hard or you are a terribly boring person

>>24631407
Not having friends is pretty much tied to me being boring essentially. As a virgin who doesn't go out the only place I ever drove to was an arcade in brookfield a few times a month.

Now since I'm chronically poor are retarded I pretty much spend my time stealing food from walmart and complaining on the internet, so I can pretend like im earning some sort of income for my mother.

217/bi/23
Want to try giving head for the first time. Or not, just chilling/vidya could be fun too.
very 420 friendly

>>24631433
Youre bumming me out bro..

>>24631379
Thats why u go there for drinks, darts, and ping pong

>>24631295
Al?

>met and fucked a fat slutty girl from Illinois on /soc/
>exchanged pics with another
>thought from then on that Illinois threads and /soc/ was the key to meeting cool girls who aren't as vapid and stupid as everyday street walkers
>girls don't even post ITT anymore it's mostly dudes tryna get their dick sucked
>this was only a year ago

What happened boys? Where the fuck did all the chicks go

>>24631727
I met a couple in past few months

>>24631748
Granted I don't religiously monitor threads, but there's definitely been a shift in my opinion.

You'd think with over 9 million people living in Chicagoland, there'd me more chicks who post on 4chan. But it's all dudes tryna such each other off recently.

>>24631727
Why would you view fucking a fat slut from the internet as a positive experience? It's desperate and disgusting.

>>24631258
Idk why you're wasting your time, fag.

>>24631774
Well it was a great accomplishment for me. being able to talk about memes while fingering her is something I'll never forget, yet probably never do again.

Just the feeling that you're connecting with someone based on 4chan, not some bar slut that you know nothing about.

She was gross though.

>>24631782
Hate fuck my throat while you tell me about all those mean bitches that won't give you the time of day.

>>24603034
>>24605494
>>24627994
>>24615821
ayy 708

>>24631727
Was her name krissie? Cause i did her too

60632/Male/18

achillesofthesaints

I want a sparring buddy maybe. I like working out and meeting new people.

815 by dekalb. Wazzup

What a GREAT at state to live in. Surprised at the turnout of this thread desu

>>24630703
id definitely assume you were a rapist

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QUESTION: do people actually make friends in these threads? if so, that's prty cool

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30m chi
Not looking to rub wiener tips
Mostly looking for friends
I like live music, dancing, and people with a good sense of humor
>inb4 normie reee
Also have weed/edibles

kik carpepizza

20/M/Evanston/847
I'm broke and have no friends whatsoever despite living here for almost 3 years.
Into vidya, tech, movies, TV, archery,
Up for whatever
Kik:c0smicorangejuice

>>24633923
I've suckered like 5 cocks I met here. Happiness is just a kik message away

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24/sissy/Chicago
Looking for a key holder,or someone to service, cuddle with, or just have fun lol
Kik: TiffyLaRue

>>24634917
Do you ever even meet up?

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>>24602898
>you from illinois?
>>yep
>chicago?
mfw

illinois sucks

>>24603354
>618
harrisburg reporting in. Go to school at siu. HBU?

>>24634372
Kik.....?

618!!!! Kik: Anklebyter message me ppls

>>24635777
checked, where in 618? m or f?

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>>24635548
Don't be mean to the easterbunny.

>>24619290
You into BBW? Me and my lady like to have fun with a bi guy every once in a while

>>24636383
Not bi, but open to a 3way

25/into anything Ifrom i like it/ 708
My kikid is tymac2229. 420 chill fuck whatever

A lot of 708s. You guys should have a ping pong tournament or something.

630 25 m down for whatever, straight but will suck a cock if I'm horny, hang outs, sex stuff, idk. Kik me Klaxion

>>24636940
No

>>24631727
>quality womens browsing /soc/
think about for a second

>>24637957
How about we just jack off together while we watch porn? We don't have room touch. Can I still bring my ping pong paddle?

>>24638102
*we don't have to touch

>>24638102
>>24638108
No thanks.

>>24616111

25, M, Chicago area. Big nerd. New to the area and looking for new friends.

Kik: ViewfromtheRight
[email protected]

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>>24638122
I don't think he's wanting to use the ping pong paddle for ping pong. notice he didn't ask if you had a pp table

29/m/north side
Just looking to grab a couple beers and shoot the shit tonight. Not looking to fuck or do drugs(okay maybe some shrooms).

>>24639419
you can meet up with this fellow and his "paddle"
>>24638102
>>24636940

>>24622336
Good ol' CL

18/m/ UIUC area looking for fwb or a smoke and party friend.
Gay
Also visit the Chicago area for holiday breaks.
Kik lefamous
sc infamous.cg

>>24639450
I guess no one wants to bang dicks or play pong. How about we compromise and someone puts a pool cue in my peehole?

Anyone here from the naperville aurora area? If so have you guys been to a place called WIT gaming?

>>24640747
I used to play in smash tournies there

>>24640860
I always drive past it, is it a arcade sorta place or what?

19/M

Any traps/sissies/CDs around Champaign?

Kik: tagtonebone

>>24640881
They have a bunch of pcs setup that you can rent time to play games on from their large library, same with consoles. They also host events like the smash tournaments I mentioned.

>>24640410
i'm in 618 but i'll probably pass, that must be painful

>>24640951
Worth checking out then?

815 CL area. 23/M/bi
kik: NotAnAlternate

18/M/Bi looking for a guy or girl to meet up with and have sex, oral or whatever.
Snap chat: Nicksayswoop

>>24642156
added you. what part of illinois you from?

Stayin alive