Rate and Superpower Thread. Rate and say what superpower(s) they look like they'd have. I'll post first.
7, power is cocksucking
>>24596512
9, the super powers raven has
>>24596512
Not raven from that's so raven, but D.C. Raven
>>24596512
7, pyrokinesis
>>24596532
8, mind control
>>24596512
8, mind reading
>>24596532
8, super long elastic tongue, like from fantastic 4
>>24596544
6, cloak from marvel
>>24596545
Sounds like a bad porn intro
"Frog girl"
>>24596545
>>24596512
jump really high, run really fast, blend into the night.. jk
you're power is vampirism
>>24596532
you can physically crush people with your mind... unfortunately you have to make that stroke face to do so
>>24596544
metamorphism, but you can only become Mac Miller
>>24596545
can beat the living shit out of anyone with your purse
can fit into leather no matter how tight
>>24596553
haha I bet that would be a lesbian scene
Here ya go
>>24596588
5, power of Lazytown
>>24596599
I'll take it. I liked that show
Yar har fiddledeedee I guess, haha
>>24596512
8/10: Astral Projection and Aura Bullshit as the plot demands.
>>24596532
8/10: Once per day morph into an animal you made contact with.
>>24596544
7/10: Obligatory normal guy who's good with guns. Rounds out the team of metahumans.
>>24596545
6.5/10: Has a sword that can change it's form match the last material it made contact with, very good with it.
>>24596580
6/10 (shit photo desu): Pyrokinesis that is still very unrefined. Killed parents as a baby.
>>24596588
7/10: Self replication, each clone has a slight quirk to differentiate.
>>24596627
whered u get those boots pall
>>24596633
/fa/ told me to get them. Palladium's leather combat style side zips.
You can get them on Amazon for cheaper than most any actual physical location.
>>24596643
thank u buddy
>>24596532
I don't recognize this photo presented at the proper angle.
>>24596512
7.5 power to become invisible, (only works when there's no one around for 10 miles).
>>24596532
8 power to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
>>24596545
8 power to dry clothes with your mind
I just wanna know what superpower I have.
>>24596776
power of cringe
>>24596776
Fire conjuring/Healing
>>24596776
power to seduce any woman on earth, every time you use your power your dick will lose half an inch in length.
>>24596795
that's not a superpower, that's my innate ability
>>24596512
Evaporate things
>>24596532
Multiply yourself
>>24596544
Can breathe under water
>>24596545
Talk to animals
>>24596580
Read minds
>>24596588
Metal Chin!!!!
>>24596801
market that shit.
>>24596512
8, Shapeshifting.
>>24596532
7, Can conjure fresh salmon meat.
>>24596544
7, Can kick with the force of several mules.
>>24596545
8, Has a powerful milkshake that brings all the boys to her yard.
>>24596580
6-7? Constantly vibrates.
>>24596588
6.5, The Power... to move you!
>>24596775
7.5, Can summon dogs to reluctantly feature in selfies.
>>24596821
Fuck yeah
>>24596829
History of Wonderboy... and young Nastymaaaaaan.
Riggagooga riggagoogooo.
How'd ya know I was such a big D fan?
>>24596829
has the same shirt as me, automatic 8/10
Has the power to remove dog's reluctance towards taking selfies.
>>24596512
nigger/10 , gibsmedat
>>24596821
power to attract swarms of completely harmless sugar ants to do menial everyday tasks
>>24596865
no fried chicken for you anon. I'm keeping all the kool aid and menthol's too
>>24596829
No matter what earbuds you buy, you'll always lose one piece
>>24596821
Anything you touch becomes dissapointing
>>24596588
Any list you appear in, you are number 1
>>24596896
So I'm the richest person in the world, the most respected, the top percent in every class... but I'm also the FBI's most wanted.
Eh, I can probably pay em off then, hahahaha
>>24596829
7 control over Ice/water
>>24596821
6.5 Ability to make any part of your body metal
>>24596776
5 the power to explode (once)
>>24596775
7 your gonna get super speed or something
>>24596775
7/10
Kinetic force manipulation
>>24596776
5.5/10
Weaponized audio control
>>24596821
6/10
Pain-powered superstrength (Like the hulk, except instead of powered by anger, by pain)
>>24596829
7.5/10
Invisibility
>>24597533
7.5/10
Death beams from eyes
>>24597662
7/10
Self-replication
>>24597682
i can work with death beams
>>24596776
Can quote Top Gun line for line, 5
>>24596821
In possession of a mythical horn that when blown can draw out throngs of Filipinos, 6
>>24596829
Can enbibe absurd amounts of kerosine, 7
>>24597533
Similar to Midas touch--every person you kiss turns into thousands Indian rupees, 6
>>24597662
Clairvoyance, 5
>>24597682
Capable of laminating any document by running it through the crevice between your arm and torso below the armpit, unsure about the rating with this picture
>>24597837
6 the ability to see through walls but only when you're drunk to all fuck
>>24597682
9 the ability to give people gross diseases just by scratching them.
>>24597662
7 the ability to bite really hard, like through metal n shit
>>24597533
8 the ability to wipe peoples recent memory by staring into their eyes
>>24596829
6 The ability to give people crippling depression with the snap of your fingers
>>24596821
6 The ability to sense electronagnetic waves due to all the fucking metal in your face
>>24596776
3 The ability to hypnotize children into getting into a windowless van
>>24596775
10 the ability to calm any animal that may try to attack you
>>24596627
0 the ability to discomfort the elderly
>>24596588
5 the ability to crack anything with your chin
>>24596580
5 the ability to get really high on spray paint without dying
>>24596545
9 the ability to turn invisible
>>24596544
8 the ability to summon water from air
>>24596532
9 the ability to run up, like just up in the air, not even fly, just run in an upward direction
>>24596512
9 the ability kiss people to death
Pls rate me
>>24598230
Fag/10 your superpower is the ability to shit your pants aggresively and continuously without the need for food consumption, but you can't turn it off.
>>24596512
8.5 telekinetic and can generate a telekinetic weapons
>>24596532
8 Ice powers
>>24596544
7 Super strength
>>24596545
8 Magical powers like Zatana
>>24596580
6 probably Invisibility
>>24596588
4 Lazy
>>24596627
Cool suit - Doesn't miss shoot's
>>24596775
Control the animals
>>24596776
power of being a nerd
>>24596821
Can turn his hand into blades
>>24596829
Voice that can destroy things
>>24597533
Can throw fire balls
>>24597682
8.5 (body) Super speed
>>24597837
Can fly
>>24598213
Can contorl shadows
>>24598653
Fuck forget about the photo!
Cool thread
>>24596512
Super Nigress. You have the power to summon watermelon and control grape soda with your mind.
>>24596532
you have the ability to decimate men with your unreasonably severe cuteness.
<3
>>24598230
8/10
>>24596512
Explain how King Crimson works/10
>>24598663
7 the ability to know the location of the closest bar at any given time.
>>24599740
Spot on desu
>>24598785
Can eat an insane amount
>>24598663
Fire control
>>24598230
Magnetism
>>24598213
Electricity
>>24597837
Turtle radar
>>24597682
Jubilee's powers
>>24597533
Ice but not water
>>24596829
Earth
Ayyyyy
>>24599862
Ayy what? Rate some people you lazy faggot.
b-bump
>>24599042
Kek.
Thanks for the laugh sir.