>tfw no friends >tfw kissless virgin >tfw over 30 How

>>24592554
>fuck an escort
will help you get comfortable and realize sex isn't that big a deal
>do psychedelics
will help you sort your mind out

>>24592595
But I don't want to deal with drugs or prostitutes

>>24592735
Fuck a fat girl then.

>>24592748
Or just r aep

>>24592748
>>24592763
>without actually having to put in the effort to force myself into social situations or to talk to women in person

>>24592815
That's not how it works. Looks like you need to work on that first.

>>24592830
How? You think if I was able to do that I would be making this kind of thread?

>>24593031
It's not impossible and you have the whole internet at your disposal as far as improving social skills, how to make friends, simple flirting, etc.

>>24592554
Attend a rave.
Take MDMA.
Problem solved congrats, you are no longer a virgin.

>>24592735
Look, I get that you're a bitch, but drugs (weed and MDMA, not coke and heroin) are a great way to meet people and get comfortable in social situations.

And there's nothing wrong with getting an escort. Note that I said "escort," not "hooker." Escorts are clean, attractive, skilled, and hired through a relatively classy agency. No one's telling you to find a crackwhore on the street.

>>24593076
MDMA isn't just a "great way to meet people", it literally transforms you into the coolest guy in the world. It's basically guaranteed sex for anyone who takes it. I guess the exception would be if you were visibly off your head in an environment where it's not appropriate.

>>24593076
I don't want to become dependent on some substance to socialize.

Also it's not even really about sex, just the inability to talk to woman and that I've never been in a relationship before

>>24593225
Then you can't do anything about it, as you refuse to go and meet women.

If you can't do it sober you need to use something. Just do it at least once then you will have positive experiences to reflect on and will learn a lot about which of your thought patterns are wrong.

>>24593251
you assume it'll be a positive experience and not a catastrophe. Last time I got wasted I blacked out and apparently accidentally flashed my flaccid penis to a bunch of passer-bys as I was exiting a porto-potty. If I actually remembered that I probably would have tried killing myself

>>24592554
that your face op?

>>24593353
Yes. Why

Relaying on drugs to become social the first step towards addiction. Either suck it up somehow or just learn to live within your means. Getting hooked on weed or meth or alcohol in order to function is a recipe for disaster

>>24592554
Find things you enjoy. Also escapism and realising that your situation is more common than you would think.

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>>24595450
Oh don't worry I indulge in plenty of escapism. Sometimes I get the feeling that it's not helping me in the long run, that it's just keeping stuck from moving forward.

And I am too chicken shit to use those escapist hobbies as a way to socialise with people in the real world

>>24592554
>How do I solve a problem
>Without putting in any Effort

You don't.

Unless you're willing to kys (don't recommend) which won't really solve your problems either, just end them.

>>24593045
Did both, still virgin.

But I made out with two hot girls, donÄt even know how. Just that my anxiety still took over when one of them tried to drag me somewhere and I ran away. Shit.

Now what?

>>24596104
soduku obviously

Harden the fuck up OP. You think its difficult to talk to people? People aint shit. Look at yourself, youre a person and youre a fucking pathetic turd.

>>24593348
Alcohol is poison. MDMA feels like you're sober, just with superhuman levels of confidence and godlike social skills.

>>24593106
>tfw mdma doesn't work for you even after stopping ssri's

>>24596136
But I feel the only pathetic turd. If not the only one then the Alpha and the Omega of pathetic turds

Become gay, then fuck me. I'm easy