It's that time again post your success our falls at craigslist.

Wanted to blow other men but never built up the courage to do it. Afraid of getting murdered if I go to someones house, or id get an std.

I lost my v-card to a cougar I met off craigslist. I posted in the M4W romance section and she responded cause she had a thing for redheads. She was 35, fit body from rock climbing, and almost more of a geek than me, the first time we met was an hour long coffee date talking about Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead.

I dunno how a catch like her was single in the first place but I ended up being her boy toy for a solid year and a half til she met someone and it got serious, I learned a lot from her and it really helped me come out of my shell.

Anyways, kind of an unbelievable story but there it is.

>>24585972
So what you're saying is that you are a fucking god. I see......tips please?

Got fucked in the ass by a huge guy who wore this cactus mask while he fucked me. Would not be surprised if he was actually the devil

I'm 33/m but I had my first craigslist hookup was 7 years ago. I responded to a guy and a girl who were looking for a bi guy to have fun with. They were cute in the pictures and very real.

We met at a sushi restaurant, started talking about D&D, and organized a pick-up game with two of their other friends. We had a great time, the other friends left, and the three of us all fucked. Fantastic sex all around.

They hardly left my house for a week and the next thing I knew the three of us were dating for a couple of months. She was crazy though and left for some other drama, and the guy and I stayed together for another two years.

>>24586714

Since then I use CL on the regular to find guys to suck and to fuck me. I've had varying degrees of success but the bad ones were just creepy, not dangerous.

I rarely message females because they're usually obvious fakes or prostitutes, and the few times I've thought "maybe this is real" and tried, it wasn't.

>>24586207
Sure. Any ad you post needs two things: A good picture of yourself in your best light (Can just be a good selfie) and in that perfect sweet spot range between short and long, around 2 short-ish paragraphs with good spelling. If you're a decent / good looking guy a picture with your post gives you a massive leg-up over everyone else cause nobody else posts their picture on there. Obviously this might mean someone that knows you seeing it but honestly its craigslist, so probably not.

The title needs to be something to catch the eye too, one I've had success with in the past is "Younger guy looking for older woman to chat with, maybe more?" it helps to have a couple different ads you rotate to post on different nights. I always post to M4W miscellaneous romance and M4W dating / romance, never casual encounters cause its pointless.

The post itself needs to be clear what you're looking for and wrote in a compelling way. I usually state clearly in mine that I'm not looking for a relationship but one night stands aren't my thing either and that I'd like to meet somebody for something ongoing if there is chemistry.

It really boils down to having decently wrote ads with a good picture and patience, don't expect anything over night, its the kind of thing where you cast many nets and then check maybe once a night to see if someone responded.

Trying to get butt fucked right now on CL...
Tips?

>>24587393
Do you live in Ohio?

Gave up. I can only get rejected by so many fat chicks before I get angry.
Just fucking talk to girls in real life.

>>24585913
Ive got about 2.. one nice one not so .
>be me 22 horny looking for milf bbw
>after combing through several ads, find one woman
>reverse search the picture of her tits
>no search results, excitement increases.
>drive to her area, she sucks me off in my car, got massive tits and a nice fat overweight mom ass
>while sucking me off says shed really like to feel my curvy dick inside here
>holy shit this is going better than i thought
>drive to hotel, pay for 4 hours at 50 dollars
>get the room, looks like shes used to this place,knows what channel had porn
>bang for about half an hour do everything but anal
>she leaves faster than i thought a woman her size could move
>drive home, tell buds at work that i got laid off cl and didn't pay anything

Next story
> several months later, horny af
>lurking /b/ too much, start to consider the possibility of fucking a tranny, but a milf type one
>message one on cl
>damn, trannies respond faster than women lol
>Drive to the place, its an apartment complex where you have to ring the buzzer
>expecting to see the really passable woma that sent me pictures but spotting whatver it is that makes her look .. off.
>heavyset 50 something very very fucking obvious dude with a baseball cap and lipstick comes to the door
>freak out, hoping its just a coincedence
>nope its the tranny i corresponded with
>stammer n-never mind. I cant do this.
>why arent ypu dresses like you are in the pic
>tranny responds "i cant fucking come to the door like that"
> y-you dont look like thosepictures anyway!!!
>sprint full speed to my car
>drice home, admonishing myself for ever considering that
>delete the email account and phone app from burner phone
>deatroy burner phone
>try to destroy memoryfrom my head
Haunts me to this day.

>>24588534
OP here, I feel ya bro
>feelsbad.jpg

I met one similar to that when I was in NH. Old dude that liked CD'ing, Harley in the garage. Had a nice ass when all dressed up. Fucked maybe three times and he starting getting weird.
Never went back, now in Texas can't find anything in south Texas that seems real

>>24588534
Got another
>again, horny pervert
>see a 50 year old woman advertising herself as a cougar
>enticed of course, reach out to her
>turns out shes in manhattan, which is a train ride away from me
>leave and meet her at the gcterminal
>im thinking "this woman looks signficantly older than 50, maybe 60 something"
>FUCK IT, im already here and ive kinda always wanted to fucka granny anyway
>walk downtown, im still dressed like I was at work
>getting stared at from every single fucking person
>fuckare you looking at, youve never seen a 20 ish black guy walking with a 60 something looking woman before?
>evidentlyfuckingnot.jpg
>eat burgers
>talk about her life i share some of my storie
>hea dover to the hotel
>doorman is fucking massive, easily 6'7, russian, built like a damned tank
>ina gruff voice he shows us to the room
>me and her start making out
>she sucks me off, stopping ever fucking 10 secondts to tell me about her life
>damn woman shut the fuck up and suck my dick (internal monologue)
>HER "wow youre not very black ate you? I mean youre pretty vanilla)
>calls me "choco boy"
>annoys me just enpugh that i start going full lexington steele on her
>flip her on her back, angle my curved dick into that lubed up old cobweb pussy
>go slow
>"fuck me choco boy, fuck me harder"
>I comply
>pause, continue my strokes
>pull out, becausw she said she doesnt like having cum in her
>Whatever not like ur getting pregnant at your age anyway lol
> continue plowing her even after loosing my load, good ol stamina and recharge fuel
>tells choco boy to stop she cant keep up
>decides she likes me, and says i can tbelieve im doing this but im gonna show u my dl so u can see how old i really am
>this old sly woman is fucking 78 years old, fucks like a damn young 50 yr old
>now i know why she advertises herself as 50
>get really turned on for some reason, and fuck her some more
>walk around central park, talk some more
>laugh, take the train back
Twas a good day

>>24588584
Soyou actually went through with it. Damn. The thing is, i cant help but have a sick feeling that if my brain had alreadyseen him all dressed up, my brain wouldnr of bene as cognizant so as to decide not to. But seeing him like that, i couldnt trick my brain lol. Regret absolutely nothing.

Almost all the postings in my area are spam bots. Go look at w4m in the jersey shore. It's a nightmare. Most of the real ones are prostitutes, many of which are police stings. I get flooded with bot replies and gay men when I post an ad in m4w. The few real ones that aren't police are prostitues. Never have I had a girl wanting to do anything for free
Is it like this everywhere?

>>24588619
Spam bots , yeah. Wanting to do anything for free, not likely, very very rare.

>>24588631
Well the other day I had a real girl reply to an ad of mine. I wanted to watch a woman pee and hold her lips open just weird water sports kind of stuff like that and she wanted me to give her $60 so she could buy molly and get in the mood. I told her I don't wanna buy her drugs.

Did I do the right thing and avoid jail time, or did I miss out on getting some drugged up slut to pee on me/lemme pee on her?

Also how would I go about doing something with a craigslist girl and paying her so that if shit hit the fan I wouldn't look like I'm soliticing from a prostitute

Test

>>24585913
I got raped, contracted an STD and was brutally murdered.. NEVER AGAIN!

>>24588654
Im gonna go with did the right thing, but then again im not a sick bastard, and evidently neither are you. Someone else might say you didnt, lol

>>24588615
I was drunk and horny, can't even tell you what he looked like

>>24588685
OP here,

Please share anon, your experience could help others in the future

>>24588788
it's 2 l8 4 me. I'm already ded.

>>24588835
You know you liked it

>be me a few years ago
>16-yo kissless virgin
>get horny af one day and feeling particularly bicurious
>put up an add asking for a cock to suck
>got a reply from a guy within 5 minutes
>never even traded pics, just gave him my number and told him to meet me at my place
>pretty stupid in hindsight
>he comes over at 1am when everyone else in the house is asleep
>black dude, average build
>take him to my room
>he's got an average-ish dick, about 6 inches
>blow him for about half an hour
>jaw starts to hurt cuz it's my first time
>he jacks himself off for about 2 minutes and tells me he's close
>put my mouth back over his cock
>he holds my head down and my mouth is filled with an obscene amount of cum
>would be hot if it weren't so fucking bitter
>he leaves, never see him again

tl;dr: Sucked an older stranger's dick while I was 16, he came in my mouth, tasted foul.

>>24588897
OP again, how do feel about the fact that what you did was illegal, allegedly. I'm not here to best you over the brow. I think that at a certain age you can make decisions for yourself.

Did it turn you on that what you were doing was illegal, just wondering because I have had dudes that were clearly like you do to their responses.

>20 year old NEET girl
>horny as fuck, not a virgin but afraid of men
>search casual encounters for days looking for something non-threatening
>find 18 year old boy looking to lose his virginity
>email him, send nudes
>talk about vidya, life, learn we both had a similar traumatic experience happen and bond over it
>text for months, start falling in love with him
>finally we both get the courage to meet
>he picks me up, i blow him in the backseat of his car but no sex
>he texts me the next day saying he can't do this anymore and we need to stop talking
>i move away with a friend to "start my life over", get a job, move back a few months later
>one day randomly get a text message
>it's him
>tells me he misses me and wants to be together
>fool around in the woods, both get poison ivy all over our legs
>become bf/gf, i take his virginity, he tells me he loves me
>tell all of our friends and family that we met at fucking gamestop
>stay together for three years
>broke up a year ago

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>>24588992
The struggle is real

>>24588989
Interesting experience.

>>24586848
Thanks anon!

>>24588600
Best love story ever told.

>>24585913
I got some 41f who is DTF but won't send pics. I am pretty weary of this. Any opinions?

>>24589149
Thanks anon, i pride myself on retelling stories to the best of my memory

>>24589152
Ask to meet at a local gas station

>>24589157
Matter of fact i got one more i swear this is the last ...oo
> the perverted weirdo is at it again
>This time, its a granny advertising herself as 65, looking for a young guy
>i message her, send her a pic
>"Oh, your black"
>brace myself for insults
>plan a retort just in case
>next email msg is she wants me over asap
>a little out of the way for me, about 2 hours driving
>get there, sketchy neighborhood
>Hoodlum looking types on various doorstops.
>Anxiety kicks in, get really fucking nervous
>decide yolo, if idie brcause im going to go plow a granny i met online then so fucking be it
>instructs me to come though her backyard (no pun intended)
>says shell come out the back door
>no this isnt a deliberate and elemenrary plan to intoduce that faggy walk the dino thing, i promise this gets weird
>door opens, i close my eyes bracing to be shot
>open em, 5'5 ish granny wearing a silver wig opens the door
>After an awkward hug, im led in
>leads me into her basement
>ok setup, cats everywhere though
>tells me to come with her to the restroom
>granny tells me to drop my pants, takes a washcloth with soap
>wtf are u doin
>her "im cleaning your ass so i can eat it"
>wait im gonnaget violated by a granny
>told to lie face don on bed
>granny starts tounging my ass, sounding like this sick fuck is really enjoying it
>halfway through she stops, comments " damn u have a fat ass" continues
>my fucking turn
>start penetrating, yells at me to stop her pussy cant accomadate my dick
>wtf im not even 8 inches
>has me cum between her tits
>use her shower, clean up, leave
At the end, while i was showering, i heard a guy talking and it sounded like he was in the room with us. I was freaking the fuck out, thinking i was gonna get killed and found dead naked wrapped in a towel. Anyway, it was from the fucking television. Some fucking movie was playing.

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>be me, horny af
>hit up cl for some strange
>answer ad, 40 something milf looking for fwb
>instant response, meet up at coffee shop
>apparently is in an open relationship, her bf is a total cuck
>take her back to my place, start making out
>she pulls down my pants and starts giving me succ
>wow this is great!
>pull her pants down, booty for days
>put on condom, start plowing that booty
>best sex of my life ever, she fucks like a 20 year old
>2 weeks later contract herpes from her, never talk to her again, fucking bitch I hate her

Haunts me to this day. Craigslist is the devil.

>>24589216
Damn sorry anon. So you got herp even with a condom

>>24589227
Yeah. I'm alright now, only had like one breakout and that was 2 years ago, doesn't affect my life. Found a nice girl that's understanding and things have been going well.

I would advise all you young guys to stay away from that craigslist shit and do something more productive with your lives. You won't die if you don't have sex. A stiff prick has no conscience. Just whack it and move on.

only cl I ever got was a gloryhole bj in the middle of the summer
>told my parents I was going out to play pokemon go around midnight with a friend
>trans kept asking if it was ok they weren't a girl
>a hole's a hole isn't it?
>popped a viagra
>p great, edged me three or four times
>would text me randomly in the middle of the night asking me to come over

>>24589237
Idk if uve read any of my stories but after those encounters, i did it about two other times, and ive counted my stars that i wasnt killed or hit with something or diseasedor worse. Ive been jerking it ever since, now that I've had sex im ok with just chocking the chicken.

>>24586848

That sounds like a lot of work.

This one just happen at 3:16 am

>post ad
>pussy eating only
>4 hours pass by and finally get someone
>cute white chick
>sends me face pic
>me thinking "I'm finally gonna get some white girl pussy
>she wants to sext and hook up later
>I send her my dick in boxers
>she said "it's so big!"
>I already know I'm gonna smash
>she text back saying she's 16
>deleted and block

I ain't going to jail for stupid shit like that

>>24590276
It sounds like it but it isn't as much as you'd think, you learn to write decent ads targeting a specific kinda girl (Not in a creepy way, but titles and posts that might catch the eye of an older woman won't necessarily draw a cutie black chick) and then you just make a text file and save the title and post itself in there for future postings and renew the ads on Craigslist at your leisure.

Of course living in or near a city is important, your mileage may vary.

Find a small post maybe a sentence or 2 looks like a real person wrote it. Reply and proceed to email with an 39 yr old married mother of 2, send hundreds of short messages. After about 2 weeks meet to go hike find a secluded place to hook up. Couple days later she comes over and we fuck. She's bi polar (tells me) and the messages become incessant break it off. Message her 6 months later because horny another hundred messages later sex again. Overall not really worth the effort.

>>24588989
Sooooo... You're single?

>>24588989
I'm a 21 year old virgin, would like a loving relationship if you want to take my virginity.

I was a craigslist piss whore when I was 16. I also sold socks and underwear. Not into dudes, but if you're paying $80 a cup for my pee I don't care who you are or what you're doing with it, I'm selling to you.

Banged a ftm, smoked some weed, talked about anime, drank some mad dog, I took a shower, they took a shower then we fucked. It was minimally awkward and we were around the same age. Id do it again in a heartbeat.

>>24592211
How the hell did you find that gig?

Slightly related, I been wondering how you sell yourself on craigslist and shit anyway, seems a decent but partly nasty way to make some small cash.