Austhread: Hangover Edition The usual: >age >sex >postcode/location

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>age
19
>sex
Male
>postcode/location
2444 Port Macquarie
>what you're looking for
Chats or anything really
>contact info
Snapchat: Quietguy221

19/m/Canberra
Just kind of whatever, I'm straight though so girls preferably for anything that isn't clean
Aztecdistillery = kik

Have any dudes ever met girls IRL on this board before? Seems like ur all just shooting airballs

>>24575620
I haven't. But then again I'm twice the age of most of the people here so unlikely to happen in my case.

>>24575631
Holy shit you're 70 years old?!

>>24575633
Lol, im not on a pension quite yet. but if the average age is 22 then yes I am

>>24575635
You're just a kid!

>>24575644
Only at heart

27
m bi
4207 Beenleigh area
Looking for a hookup!
kik anonymouschap

26/M/Newy

>>24575620
Meet ups do happen.
I spoke to a girl over kik for a few weeks before meeting up. Ended up dating for about 6 months.

Wonder if she still comes on here?

I have met a couple girls actually. normally just to hang but have ended up fooling arnd with some. Quite often end up being very good friends lots in common and we meet up here and there still
On that note m/20's/2300 hit me up

25/M/2486

Just had tacos for dinner. Yumm.

>>24575693
Another Newcastle fella? What's going on.

Never seen any local girls on here. Were they local girls you met or did you have to travel? Most seem to be Sydney

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21 / M / 2011

GF and I broke up today, so that's really shitty. Gimmie some dank memes please

20 M 5152

>>24575704

Relationships are a meme :^)

>>24575620

Yes, but usually it isn't a one-on-one thing. This board in general is too afraid to meetup these days, even more so when it's not a group thing.

Honestly haven't seen or heard of a meetup outside of Sydney for months now. If it wasn't for the discord, I don't know if any meetups in Sydney would have happened aside from the kik group's one.

Really the main issue with this place is everyone still wants to fuck but there's no longer a desire to hang out "normally"

>>24575561

>str8
>only "prefers" females for dirty stuff

You're not 100% straight if you phrase it like that.

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>>24575127
BUYING GF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How come the vast majority of users on this board are men? I wonder what online spaces lonely women visit

>>24575703
2 local
3 syd

1 of which was just a couple months ago

>>24575717

Cause all the girls left once too many people realised there's females here and the guys stay on this board for the camwhores.

>>24575718

>just a couple of months ago
>just

Please don't make me sad that a couple of months is now considered recent for this board

>>24575716

FUCK OFF JEF NOBODY LIKES YOU GO BACK TO ROASTIE R9K

>>24575715
Big memes my dude.

I went to one meet up like 3 years ago with me, 2 other guys and a girl at Newtown, and it was neato.

>>24575620
I've only ever met 1 person off this thread/site.
She's pretty alright but one day just disappeared.
Anyway...
24/m/ACT
kik is tbla666 and tbla666 home

>>24575783
She's not buried in your backyard I hope

>>24575793
No i dont have a backyard.
Also im pretty sure the only time we met i didnt make a good impression.

Not sure if this is the right place, but looking for tips on what I should do regarding facial hair and so on? Also growing my hair long, if that helps.

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>>24575799
Lost pic lol.

>>24575799

Keep it neat, above all else

>>24575799
>>24575805
>Ayyy bro I need 50c for the bus

If you're not going to clean shave it, then you desperately need to tidy it up.

Use a pair of electric trimmers with the guard off, but don't run it along your face.
Hold the trimmer off your face a few centimetres and scrape down your beard with it.
You just want to catch all those messy hairs sticking out. It will make your beard look much better.

Unless you're planning on styling the mo, get a pair of scissors or use the trimmers and tidy up the moustache. Get it off your lip.
This will help prevent getting a mouth full of moustache every time you eat.

>>24575805
The combo of long hair and beard is too much, girls don't wanna see a guy who look like varg vikernes

>>24575544
ayy lmao do you know an aleesha?

>>24575725
Say that to my face, not online and see what happens.

fuck i wonder if my ex gf still vists here.

21 m 2167
Looking for males or females that want to fuck tomorrow, at mine, kik me redkangaroo95

21/f/ Springfield 4300 call me in the home phone mobile is dead want to get high tonight. 0738189105

20m looking to talk to any girls in syd
Kik: s2272

>>24575878
Bitz???

>>24575929
mc bait

>>24575929
Sorry got my mobile working again 0403110407

>>24575946

No that's Jef, for reference look at the pic he posted earlier

Can see why you would get them confused

M/26/5290

Here for work and going stir crazy. Im in need of something to do!

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>>24575929
Me and my girls at Orion :)

>>24575948
>>24575929
>>24575975

Dis is all b8

Really you should learn how to photoshop a timestamp so someone falls for this shit

Any 6000's?

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>>24575975

Male
21
Straight

Anyone up to get baked n fool around?

>>24576042
5/10.

20/m/newy
Any girls in newy around? down for whatever

Anyone in Springfield want to meet for a MC'D run? 0476291873

> 23
> Male
> 5052

>>24576166
5152 g'day what's keeping you up?

Anyone else here can't sleep?

>>24576172
>>24576168
Crippling depression about debt and all the shit I have to do tomorrow :(

31 m 6020
straight but
pretty sure I'm too pathetic to hope for anything...
mostly just want to see if there's any other sandgropers hiding in the thread

19/MtF/7004
Feeling dead inside as the inevitable Christmas carols descend upon shopping centres

>>24576168
Just finished exams

>>24577442
>7004
tfw too far to cuddle

>>24575870
I know a couple

>>24576086
Generous

4018/m/27 anyone got a weed hookup? My guy is dry and i havent had any in a week

>>24576085
Sure, location?

Who in Sydney wants to watch Dr Strange this evening at the george street cinema? 6:30 session for those who want to join in

4670/m/24

How high are my chances of catching aids form grindr?

>>24578415
No chance mate, you gays are clean and non promiscuous

>>24575981
>>24576213

6166/f/19 here

2640 here... any one else from albury?

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22/M/2250

Bi, looking for cock ;) can travel to sydney or newcastle

Kik: Dancerswag93

>>24577885
Small world lmao

>>24578471
6163 23 m. Still lurking?

>>24578471
6154/m/19

hmu on kik?
joe.aus

18/m/3977
kik: fredogbro

>>24578731
You live in port?

>>24579488
nah, just know people from there

anyone 4022 area wanna go to the pub and try figure out who is for 4chan. anything. every mother fucker is just posting dets without any follow through.

>>24577544
Congratulations anon. Much planned for break?

>>24579698
>>24579698
Working out

27 m 5006

I also have sufficient weed and homemade pizza to share with another human being

Bump I guess.

>>24578101
Sydney aye :l
i should have written before

21 / M / Australia, NSW, north syd
Straight
Hiking, anything computers, manga, gym, gaming, music, etc
kik: Supimduck ask for skype or steam via that if you want
up for a chat or something more hmu senpai

4211 / female / 19
just livin another day in the sticks of the GC

25/m/3172
>what you're looking for
Something to kill the boredom. My left leg was paralyzed in a car accident 18 months ago so I just smoke weed and watch netflix all day...
>contact info
ask and you might receive

Bris/male/25

Looking for kebab and/or Hanaichi enthusiasts.

>>24581941

yoo im close, kik hugh444

>>24582083
Oh shit really? No ones ever from 4211 on these things,,where you at?

>>24582100
Welllll im in cairns but i goto GC alot haha
Got a kik or somethinn?

>>24582108
>Cairns to GC
>1700km

>close

>>24582144
The thirst is real lmfao

Amazing what happens as soon as you say you're F

23 m bi Sydney
If any guy or girl wants to fool around or just cill then hit me up
kik benad

25 - CD- Brisbane
Looking for a chill someone who will let me dress up girly at yours then hang out and play some vidya.
I'm not fem, or smooth!
No sex
Kik: auscd

>>24582194
I just wanted to shit talk, no poon is worth 2 hours on the motorway

>>24582857
>no poon is worth 2 hours on the motorway

Factually untrue

>>24582853

how bout in 3 months

>>24582863
Okay, MY poon is not worth 2+ hours on the motorway

19
>3160
>high on codeine & weed and a bit drunk
>down for some fun
>kik: envisionmusik

>>24581941
South Brisbane here.

add me on kik - kokoisperfection

19
2147
looking for peeps to chill with really, hang around parra and penrith most of the time. Newtown during the weekends

snapchat:ivanizking

>>24582904
>high on codeine & weed and a bit drunk
lost my job cause this was me everyday haha

>>24582867
?

>>24582953

I won't be in Brisbane for 3 months

>>24575852

Everyone wants Varg, you shut up.

23/m/2287/bi

Flying solo at the pub having a beer. Fuck its muggy out folks.:

>>24583006

Where you at? The Iron Horse?

>>24583017

Bout to head to the Mattara up at Charlestown - leaving Jesmond Hotel, too quiet here

ANY LADS IN TOWNSVILLE SELLING WEED OR PINGAS????

32
Male
Melbourne
Looking to chat, whatever
Snapchat adze24601

>>24583020

They are just as bad as each other lol go to beaumont...

>>24583064

At the matt still - some qt shredding keyboard and have a mate coming up.

Anyone wanna drop thru come for a bev feel free - ill shout a couple

Always seems to come down to dealing drugs in this thread.
Zzz

>>24577442
hey 7001 here. 20m. got skype? snapchat?

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>20
>dude
>4053
>anything but I prefer you're in brisneyland too
>kik: ixplosiown
>skype: invincibletroll

>mowing lawn
>bump little exposed cable that leads into my house
>notice it leads to a little box with the telstra log on it
>RIP internet
and I'm even wasting mobile data to tell you this baka

>>24581941
25 m 4214

First time i've actually seen someone from around here - add kik: raverager

Cosmological perturbations grow according to the Mészáros Effect until the onset of nonlinearity.

Just finished high school going to be going to schoolies soon on the cost hit me up 0476291873

>>24583295
>0476291873
asl?

4300/18 sorry number is 0403110407 haha bit drunk

>>24583300

Jesus christ how stupid are you

>>24583300
more bait for you my good man

is there one girl from qld here or is this a waste of time?

>>24583312
Waste of time. The ratio of male to female in qld is at least 50-50 and the chances of them being "cute" and "near you" are very VERY small.

Sydneysiders missed out on the BEST karaoke sesh.

Join if yall actually want to do meetups and shit. Https://discord.gg/DtfXA8C

22,m, 2261 straight

>>24583733

>says the one who sang two songs


Rrrrrrrreeeeeeee

>>24585245
5/10 face at best, would not fall for bait.

>>24585245

Don't add. It's personal army shit.

Her Facebook says she's engaged. This is probably some beta who had a crush on her, trying to get revenge.

4217/M/24
I'm in Tedder Ave. Thinking about smoking a few joints and getting so drunk I pass out or something.
Anyone wanna join me? I'm fucking bored.

>>24585334
i know its bait but you think 5/10 would stop me aha

3160/m/19

looking to chill, prob crash a party if i can find one, high af

Headin out to jupiters tonight and never been, whats it like?

4114 male
bored as wanna root

2795 male, bi, 25, looking to meet people (girls mostly) without needing to go to clubs and shit. Kik Alkimos666

2914 Male kik Hikkomauri or snap kissez90

>>24586479
if you weren't a dude and weren't in a bogan shithole i'd be about that

2209

Male, 25

down for whatever at the moment, ask for kik

4074/M

Mourning the lost of What.cd
Come play OW, or i'm up for chilled chat.

Skype: tetsuma4l

4103/m/25

Casual bantz, whatever, I don't care
Kik onefifthwhat

31/M/5161 (Adelaide south)

Average build, 5'10" Caucasian.

Looking for blowjob or fuck with (f) at local park. Not fussy. Will use protection if desired but prefer cum hungry whore.

[email protected]

39 guy high and drunk NE subs melbourne. I want to suck cock if you come to me

28/m/2122 syd
Bi
Meet/fuck/kiss/suck?

21/m/2216

anyone out here?
kik is rexoro

Any anon s in sin city cause i am blaaaasted

18/m/2262 coastie looking for anyone nearby to hangout/drink etc on a nice sunday

>>24586627
Kik?

18/m/2207 looking to try dick for the first time
Kik:fuckhole47

>>24586902
>2216
What's your kik?

22/M/Melbourne 3012

Can't say I'm hung over today, but I had my end of exams party Thursday night. Done a fuck ton of MD not that it worked much.... WTF am I going to do with my life now that uni is over, back to work lol

>>24589229
Small fuckin' world, I'm literally also 22/M/3012

>23
>male
>6008, WA
>looking for feminine boipussy
>[email protected]

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25/M/2060

New to area, friends etc

6210, an hour south of Perth. What everyone up to?

>>24590271

>obligatory "nobody on soc is rich enough to live in your area" post

P.S. more Hennessy and you'll become negroid :^)

>>24589111
ohai69

20m/syd

Recently got some weed/pot choc fudge, ill shout if any girl wants to hang out and get baked with me

Kik:guts103

20
Male
Straight
4108
Looking to hook up
[email protected]

26
Male
4017 Bracken Ridge
Looking for girls obviously lol
Snapchat scarfac3-jme or reply here

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ayyy lmao

4169

kik -kokoisperfection

>>24592997
And the sausagefest continues.

>>24581941
22/M/4157
Up a bit away from GC but it's not too hard to drop down if you wanna chill.

kik is fpercival

>>24582904
>>24582933
>high on codeine
People do this?

>>24586479
kik or something?

>>24586687
>OW
Only War?

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>27
>Bloke
>Adelaide
Just bored, got some free time, been in Adelaide for three weeks and want to just cruise in my car.

No one's ever from Townsville fuck this hell

4221/f/22
its a monday night and ive had two long island iced teas heyyyooooo

>>24594546
It's rude not to share. Hope you brought enough for everybody

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these threads are always full of cancer

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Here are the Skype links to the Down Under Group Chat/Call for Australia and New Zealand members:

https://join.skype.com/s3Ou81VPmV7N

or

skype:?chat&blob=n4vaQyEBJQ2BhpHCemKpEGA2ccfSZQ32LX2SEjKX7DO3Eh1hYoqfZYtfL6zwHL4CaC1WH_qRKHM

>>24594556
>those girls
>cute

More like skanky, boring and orange.

>>24594548
I'll have to give a raincheck on that one, I didn't even pay for the ones I had

>>24594561
The orange one is a half breed abo. FYI.

>>24594576
Free booze is always best booze.
Who did you seduce to get your hands on them?

>>24594581
They're all orange, you're gonna have to be a bit more specific

>>24594583
Ha, no one, was my friends bday and her parents have $$$$ so shouted dinner and drinks

>>24594591
Pays to have friends. Especially friends with enabler parents. (jk) What did you get your friend for her birthday?

23
M
2216
Just wanting to chat chill and smoke
kik : good.time12

>>24594593
An eyeshadow palette she wanted, and a bunch of her fave flowers. We went and saw Fantastic Beasts too which was... fantastic

>>24594546
Shit, I'm a lazy fuck so that's just too far down south for me.

>>24594556
None are cute, but is the one on the right Tayliah or something?

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>>24575127
>>21
>>Male
>>3204
>>I don't know
>>[email protected]