Hey Anon, how do you like my slutty little body? It's just dying to be used!
Please tell me how you would use me
Well, the yard needs a mow. We've got to either rake up all of these leafs and put them by the side of the road for collection, or mulch them with the mower.
Do me a favor, when you go to mow, start on the right side this time so that the debris is kicked to the right, instead of just continually making a larger pile of leaf refuse. It's not a big deal if it's just grass, but I could see it being problematic this time of year.
Thanks.
Please also don't forget to put on some pants first, alright?
>>24571233
Brilliant!
Side yard could probably use a mow as well, but you're not going to be able to do that with the push mower. We've got that stand & ride one out in the garage, I'll make sure it's gassed up and ready, just let me know when, I don't want to leave it out for too long because it might rain later.
>>24571267
Pants are not part of the arrangement.
>>24571267
You got a great sense of humor!
I assumed doing my yard work was obvious, so I won't mention it.
I'm gonna fuck you up the ass.