OKC thread. Post your profile, have others rate and tell you

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/samjasper1

Stupid ass name I do not want to pay to change.

>>24556558
First off, take better pictures. Your expression + the angle makes you looked like an elf goblin hybird.
>My self-summary
The first part is relatively ok. Remove "all things nerdy". You sound like a craigslist homo looking for dick. No woman actually wants a self-identified nerd.
>I'm really good at
Acceptable entries.

Remove the other nerd stuff.

>The six things I could never do without
Remove Zyrtec and the Internet. The fuck were you thinking.
>I spend a lot of time thinking about
Go a head and redo this. It's cheesy as fuck.

>>24556644
>Remove Zyrtec and the Internet. The fuck were you thinking

Telling the truth? I have allergies and I spend a lot of time online

Here's mine. I changed it a little bit after receiving some suggestions from the previous okcupid thread. Tell me what you think!
I am thinking to redo the summary part because it's not as humouros as i want it to be, also thinking to remove the ironic "look elsewhere for adventure" thing
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Destrudoinabox/

So how do I go about talking to woman? I have never bothered to message anyone since I would have no idea where to start but there are at least two profiles that I really like and would like reach out to but have no idea what I would say

>>24558430
You already have a problem. You've curated your profile for months, found two girls you want and now you have all this pressure to make a good impression. You're goin got message them, and neither of them are going to respond, and then you're going to be crushed. Instead, you should be messaging multiple girls per day. Don;t know what to say? Good. Fuck it up and learn from your mistakes, do better tomorrow.

>>24560138
>Don;t know what to say? Good. Fuck it up and learn from your mistakes, do better tomorrow.

But I have zero clue what I would talk about, even the ones who have liked my profile but I have zero interest in

>>24560149
draft something and post it here

>>24560155
I can't even think of a conversation topic, let alone an opening line

>>24560159
draft something and post it here

It's been a while since I've ran my script. Lets see if it still works

getNumAnswers:
foodadverb - hid 7 answers out of 360
samjasper1 - hid 2 answers out of 168
Destrudoinabox - hid no answers out of 427

Proceeding to question discover with 2 people and testing 512 questions:
foodadverb - found 7 of 7 hidden questions
samjasper1 - found 2 of 2 hidden questions

Proceeding to answer inspection with 9 answers:
foodadverb:
Is your ideal sex rough or gentle?
Answer: I'm a virgin
Acceptable: Gentle, I enjoy both equally, I'm a virgin
Unacceptable: Rough

Are you happy with your life?
Answer: No
Acceptable: Yes
Unacceptable: No

How long do your romantic relationships usually last?
Answer: I've never been in a relationship
Acceptable: 6-12 months, 12+ months, I've never been in a relationship
Unacceptable: 0-6 months

In terms of sex, how experienced would your ideal mate be (with people other than you)?
Answer: Slightly experienced
Acceptable: Innocent (virgin), Slightly experienced
Unacceptable: Moderately experienced, Very experienced

Are you ready to settle down and get married right now?
Answer: No way.
Acceptable: No way., Get married no, settle down yes.
Unacceptable: Absolutely., Get married yes, settle down no.

Regardless of your actual age, do you consider yourself to be an adult?
Answer: No.
Acceptable: No., Only some of the time.
Unacceptable: Yes.

Are you looking for a partner to have children with?
Answer: No
Acceptable: No
Unacceptable: Yes

samjasper1:
Once you're intimate, how often would you and your significant other have sex?
Answer: Every day
Acceptable: Every day, About every other day
Unacceptable: Once or twice a week, A few times a month or less

If a trusted partner asked you to submit to them sexually, would you? Assume that this would involve letting them collar you, command you, and have control over you during sex.
Answer: Yes.
Acceptable: Yes.
Unacceptable: No.

>>24560480
What the fuck are you doing

>>24560493
What does it look like I'm doing?

>>24560500
But why

>>24560523
I don't know. Autism probably.

>>24560536
Wouldn't explained answers be more interesting?

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>>24560579
Well I can't get hidden explained answers.The above is using an automated script that uses trial and error, process of elimination, and a game theory algorithm (alpha beta pruned minimax tree) to determine a person's hidden answers. There's no hacking, and you can't discover hidden explainations with trial and error.

It can mass scan though people's public explained answers and you can later search it when it's done indexing, but generally they aren't as interesting than what people choose to hide

>>24560536
are you just trying to expose people private answer to questions just to humiliate them for the lulz?

My profile is really shit and I usually just send out "hi". Only use this site to hook up with older women, have one coming over tonight. I'd suggest just using tinder to hook up with girls your age.

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https://www.okcupid.com/profile/chocoincognito

So far, there has been no discernible pattern on how to get noticed more besides sending lots of messages and hoping one sticks.

Thoughts?

I updated the first part of my profile but I doubte it does me any good. I mean I might get some interesting reactions from it:

>INFJ, strong emphasis on the I

>I could say I am easy-going, but that would only be the half of it. I am more outwardly easy-going but inwardly intense; constantly thinking about abstract subjects or the multiple way to deal with any given social situation. I could probably have some intense conversations but I didn't do my best to avoid it and keep things civil.

>If that all sounds a bit pretentious then yeah, there you go, another good reason I normally don't talk about any of that stuff

>I spend a lot of time going to coffee shops, museums and nature trails.

I'll bite. Very new to the site, so curious to see how I stack up:

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/jjamess25

Always curious to hear feed back.

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/faustfirst

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/diamond_dog_shit

You DO want a girlfriend/boyfriend RIGHT you losers?!

>>24556558
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/wolfunfettered

>>24566194
Jesus Christ.

>>24566194
>https://www.okcupid.com/profile/diamond_dog_shit
imo that's WAY too long of a profile. like just get straight to it. don't fuck around for 5 or 6 paragraphs.

>>24566334
I'd say tell me just a little bit more about yourself, and add some more pictures. Smile in them too! From what I know, women don't really like shirtless pictures on profiles, so you may want to replace the one you have.

>>24565508
Profile seems alright to me, senpai, but i'm a guy so what do I know lol.

>>24565042
Love the pictures! The only thing I can possibly think of is that the profile seems a little...formal? I don't know whether this is a good or bad thing though...

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/razza_tacocat

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/foodadverb


Would appreciate feedback

>>24566404
Thanks senpai

>>24566452
>I could say I am easy-going, but that would only be the half of it.
Feel like this is unnecessary if you don't explain.

>>24566194
The song lyrics are a bit too much. The atheist douchebaggery also.

https://www.okcupid.com/profile/BernieGadzooks

It's been a while since I changed this, but honestly, I have no idea what to change...

>>24566651
I did explain it but it came out all spergy and pretentious

>>24562317

>>24566711
My apologies. Didn't see that. Kinda sounds like you're trying hard to sound like a deep person.