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Me:
22/ Female / Lesbian / Germany
Long brown hair, cute brown eyes, decently tanned kinda tall? 5.8f / 1.76m~ and pretty thin. (sporty)
I'm kinda shy,restrained and not really talkactive unless I meet someone whom I really have a liking in. Can also get quite clingy when I get to know someone.
Still highschool, wanna study game/graphics design later on.
My music taste varies, since I play the piano I love classic. But I'm also into rock, metal, hiphop & electro. I'm also open for new stuff.
I mainly play vidya in my spare time (deep into the night), which I have lots of.
Most favorite vidya would be DotA2, Overwatch & WoW
Also love animu, mostly yuri though.
Favorite Movies would be Donnie Darko, Evangelion, Ghost in the shell, Matrix and so on kinda nerdy.
Prefer staying in over going out.
Got a weird butt fetish, so beware~

You:
Female
18-35, attaching (clingy) & caretaker, as I'm usually doing stupid stuff.
Being talkactive would be neat, since I'm bad at conversations usually.
As in looks I don't have a specific stereotype I like, I'm quite open.
Ideally from germany of course, but I wouldn't mind a LDR if the right person came along.
Should play vidya and have a decent amount of spare time so we can play together maybe.
Similar taste is a big plus.
Watch movies /animes with me.
Should have some sort of a life plan, since I don't really have one.
Kinda Dom, as in taking the lead / leading the way, telling what we're going to do.
I'd be nice if you'd have a liking in dogs, since I have a husky sheppard mix~
A nice butt wouldn't hurt >:-]
Give me a brief introduction whilst adding, so I know you've actually read this x)

Skype: nunululu69

Me:
>21
>Trans woman, on hrt since late 2015
>Ohio
>Queer, attracted to other trans people and cis women
>6’3”, chubby, black hair, blue eyes, presents androgynously, slightly pale complexion, has glasses, no tattoos or piercings (yet)
>Musician and NEET, looking for work
>Agnostic, raised catholic
>Keeps decent relationship with family
>Has mixed feelings about politics, tends to have progressive / socialist leanings
>Mostly listens to sludge metal, queercore, post-hardcore, noise rock, ambient, and experimental rock
>Vegetarian, social drinker, non smoker
>Into science fiction, contemporary literature, non-fiction, horror, and documentaries
>Introvert, prefers to stay in but doesn’t mind going out once or twice a week
>Looking for a companion
>Not too into LDRs, it would depend on the distance
Her / Them:
>21 to 30
>Trans woman, cis woman, whatever else, anything but a cis man
>Presents androgynously or femininely
>NEET or non-NEET, has some goals they’re working on
>Slightly or mostly independent from family
>Lives in the US or Canada
>Agnostic or non-religious
>5’3” to 6’0”, skinny, average, or chubby, piercings and tattoos are cool
>Vegetarian or vegan, social drinker, non smoker
>Into the same kind of music and other entertainment
>Likes animals, owns pets
>Prefers to talk on an (almost) daily basis
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>Contact info
My Discord is SidneyBuckeye#7116

I would love to find a cute girl who likes the same music as me and is as lonely as me

ME:
>22
>QT BOY
>California
> 5'7 ish, Thin, Black hair medium Hair length. back reaches to my shoulders barely, sides to the bottom of my face. Wears glass/ but mostly contacts.
>Currenlty a EE Student, works part time in IT
>Non-Religous
>More conservative politically and traditional
>Anime weeb music mostly.
>Doesn't smoke, drink, or do drugs.
>Animu, Read only articles and educational books.
>Stays in mostly, not retarded socially though.

QT:
>Younger than me or around the same age
>QT biological girl
>Likes staying in mostly, but enjoys going out.
>Lives nearby
>Shorter than me!
>Someone kind and caring, and generally a really nice person. sweet and cutesy.
>likes anime, perfer if she was into lolita and qt j-fash.

20/Male/Straight/Texas
I am 6'0 with sandy blonde hair and blue eyes, skinny but working on getting fit again.
I'm excruciatingly shy but compensate for it by being hamfisted and charging into social situations. It gets mixed results.
Three favorite bands are Lucero, Sabaton, and Woods of Ypres.
I work at a carpet cleaning place and I'm trying to join the Navy.
In my spare time I write, play guitar, shoot funs, sleep, or hike. Lots of sleep.
Favorite Vidya is Fallout NV, followed closely by Forza and Arma.
Favorite movies are Heat, Tombstone, and Red Dawn.
I have a high libido but I honestly prefer affection to sex, if that makes sense.
I'm a smoker. Don't drink much, no hard drugs.
Browse /k/, /out/, /wsg/, /soc/.
I am a Christian.

Her:
Between 18 and 30. I like needy girls that can handle it if I'm AFK for a few hours a day.
Similar interests are great, as are aligned political views (you can probably guess where I stand) but some difference would be interesting, introduce something new.
Freckles and blue eyes are a huge bonus.
Skinny with enough to grab is also nice.
Talk a lot and have new ideas, don't always expect me to lead the conversation.
I actually have a thing for smokers. No hard drugs.
Be adventurous and interesting and we'll get along fine.

>tl;dr ISO Deus Vult /k/utie to cleanse the Saracens from the Holy Land with.

>>24551652
Kik: KomradeKolt
Snapchat: Kolt1911.45

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>>24551550
That sounds 2cute to be real, but I want to believe.

Me: 19/m/sc
5'7"
145lbs
Super fucking dork
I play a lot if card games
Ofc u play vidya
I like drugs
Computer science student
Really emotional pisces

Her:18-23(ish)
Preferably shorter but tall girls are still great
Indie queen
Alternative/short hair
Piercings and tattoos are cool
A small cute amount of chub
Im talking hips
Clingly and loyal
Patient with my bs
If you smoked weed thatd be chill
Love cuddling and movies
Generally open minded


Kik: skinjacket

>>24551663
hit me up for a chat then if you can't believe it

Me
>20
>male
>UK
>white
>5'11
>skinny
>people told me that i have beautiful eyes
>long soft dark hair
>somewhat feminine and young looking not that hairy either but can grow a beard
>no tattoos or piercings and dont want any
>i don't smoke do drugs or drink
>shy and a bit introverted
>no mental illnesses
>khv
>working full time and going to college
>love travelling, history, reading, writing,and programming
>fluent in two languages
>got a driving license but no car yet
>very caring and affectionate
>romantic
>like to cuddle
>kinda clingy
>loyal
>i live with my parents, currently saving up for uni and have my own money
>don't like anime, manga and not interested in asian cultures in general
>i like gaming but only on the PC and i don't like japanese games or nintendo
>my friends always laugh at my jokes and at my humour
>i mostly listen to dance and electro music

Her:
>18-22
>lives in the UK this is a must
>white
>not fat or chubby i prefer skinny, or fit girls with a small to medium build
>no tattoos or piercings
>doesn't smoke
>not a total weeb
>has some interesting hobbies or a job
>likes travelling and would travel with me
>loyal and honest
>straightforward
>kinky
>somewhat assertive and dominant personality
>shy
>can hold a conversation
>not terribly busy with university and/or life in general
>not very experienced sexually
>knows what she wants in life and doesn't mess around
>plays games on the PC other than overwatch and mobas or at least tolerates games
>nerdy is fine but it doesn't matter much
>clingy, obsessive or posessive
>affectionate and doesn't mind showing it in public
>wouldn't mind meeting up
>open to a LDR??
>actually interested in getting to know me
>willing to watch stuff with me online
>won't ghost on me
>doesn't take forever to reply
>not addicted to social media like snapchat, facebook etc...

Kik: atazs
I also have steam, skype and discord.

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skype is propane.accessories
kik is pr0pane

skype is preferred

Me
>m/18/USA
>Enjoys things like hiking, camping, canoeing, whatever
>Also enjoys videogames and movies
>I think I'm a good person
>loves cuddling

Her
>Nice, Sweet, Loyal
>will hike/camp with me
>will cuddle and watch movies with me
>loves cuddling
That's all I know for sure about my ideal desu

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Me
>19/Male
>East Coast USA
>6'3 average build
>Curly black hair, brown eyes
>Egyptian so I'm not white white but not dark enough to get any scholarships
>Know arabic and english, kinda sorta know spanish a little.
>First year uni student studying comp sci
>Spends time playing vidya/graphic design/finding music
>Naturally shy but still know how to talk to people like a real human bean.
>Into Indie Trash (Bon Iver, The Antlers, Arcade Fire, Radiohead...)
>Favorite movies are The Revenant, The Martian, Interstellar, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
>Favorite TV Shows are Scrubs, The Office, Mr. Robot, Lost, Rick and Morty, and House MD
>Makes goofy jokes, can still be serious.
>Always try to help out my friends the best I can
>Depresso but not a total downer about it
>There for you when you need it, I always want to make sure you're doing okay

Her
>Female
>18-25
>Looks aren't too big of a deal for me, just don't be obese and take care of yourself
>Location doesn't matter much
>Light Hearted/Funny, knows how to make me laugh
>Has the same sense of humor as me.
>Can be serious if needed
>shut-in/introverted/shy (doesn't have to be all 3)
>Enjoys spending time with me
>Music is a must. They don't have to necessarily be the same taste as mine but still. Music is bueno.
>Clingy maybe? The idea of a clingy gf makes me happy.

Skype is lantonor, kik is ionphiare. I can give my email if someone wants to do that too.

>>24552039
Qt pic senpai

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Me:
>28
>semi-passable ftm
>ugly, fat
>5'4" 180 lb
>atheist
>submissive but can switch sometimes
>kinks: orgasm denial, humiliation, forced fem, TF, TG, slavery
>interests: science fiction, medeival fantasy, reading, writing, painting, vidya, power metal, classical, prog rock

Ideal partner:
long haired male metal head/hippy who likes psychedelics, weight and appearance irrelevant, interest in sandbox games and RPGs a plus

B-but I'm willing to consider anything with a pulse at this point.

skype: Isaacthekhajiit

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Hey im early this time
me
>18/m/usa
>6'2 140lbs, brown hair brown/green eyes, thin/slightly athletic build
>in school (audio engineering) Start work soon
>calm personality, but often times opposite when with friends.
>honest most of time, wont lie if its important
>generally very nice unless someone is direspectful or offensive to me
>tend to be quite around new people but can adapt to new situations easily
>organized chaos, but still clean enough for average person
>intellectual
>semi high sex drive, but i wont force it
>like to protect and help the few people i like as best as i can
>if i care about you, you will know, ill make it clear.

you
>f/usa
>Younger then 21
>would like to either be short, but also would want tall, both are fine 5'3-6'0
>going through something rough, i like to help people, also for some reason i like girls with problems
>being productive in some way, ideally also in school
>want someone who doesn't always have same interests as me( why date yourself)
>good fashion, cute personality
>fun to talk to.
>someone who won't yell at me everyday basically.
Skype is The_Major63
Anything else should be MajorDune

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Me
>19/F/USA
>5'5, medium/chubby build, white and pale as fuck, brown hair and eyes, glasses for faraway shit
>Have depression and anxiety but it's mostly under control
>Main hobbies are vidya, art, animals, and occasional anime and reading
>Spend 95% of free time playing vidya (leaguefag)
>Work fulltime, don't know what I want to do for college
>Collect Pokemon merchandise/plushies
>Introvert/shy, don't usually start conversation but I try my best to keep one
>Listen to a lot of music, I like a lot of pop and hardcore
>Don't drink/do drugs/smoke, I find it disgusting
>Love physical affection, stuff like holding hands/cuddling/nose booping is the shit I live for

You
>18-22/M or F or trans or anything/US preferably
>Slim to medium build, slightly chubby is okay on females
>Males pls have at least average dick size, female idc about tits/ass size but they're always nice
>Pref males 6'0 or over, don't care about female height
>White, not mixed or anything
>Must play vidya, preferably play something with me or get me into something new
>Must love animals, I plan on breeding snakes in the future
>Not afraid to start a conversation
>Doesn't drink/do drugs/smoke
>Introvert like me but not as bad as me? Idk encourage my ass to get up and do something occasionally

I'm kinda bad at this and don't really know what else to put... oops.
Leave your contact and your own info please, whether it's quoting back to a post or your own post! I will not add anyone who just sends me their name, or if I don't believe we will get along/have similar interests. I have Skype and Kik.

>>24552257
Hey, I'm >>24551964 and I think I meet all your criteria
My kik is fugogley if you want to talk

>>24552257
White 6'1 don't do weeds or drink much. Dominant, addicted to league looking for people to play with. Kik is tokynoi summ name is iG5 (NA) I enjoy your interests :)

>>24552257
>>24552316
I guess I should go through your criteria and tell you where I am in all that

>18-22/M or F or trans or anything/US preferably
128/m/USA
>Slim to medium build, slightly chubby is okay on females
Slim enough that people let me know how slim I am on the regular
>Males pls have at least average dick size, female idc about tits/ass size but they're always nice
Above average
>Pref males 6'0 or over, don't care about female height
Right at six foot
>White, not mixed or anything
yup
>Must play vidya, preferably play something with me or get me into something new
I do in fact play vidya, maybe we'll have some vidya in common maybe not, idk
>Must love animals, I plan on breeding snakes in the future
Okay, sounds cool
>Not afraid to start a conversation
I'm not scared to, I just don't like starting conversations with random people. But for the most part, no trouble starting conversations.
>Doesn't drink/do drugs/smoke
I don't
>Introvert like me but not as bad as me? Idk encourage my ass to get up and do something occasionally
This sounds exactly like me

>>24552257
Hey, kik me: robertomichaell

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Me:
> 23/m. Curly hair, glasses, skinny.
>Rapper/poet
>Intensely introverted but getting over social anxiety
>Constantly seeking intellectual stimulation
>Not great at small talk, but can talk for hours on a mutually interesting subject.
>Huge appreciation for critical literary analysis
>Training to be a software engineer

You:

>Female, over 20.
>Likes to work with me on creative projects.
>She can intellectually stimulate me, so likely a university student/grad.
>Long, dark hair
>Expressive eyes
>Humors my occasional nihilism
>Would make a good partner for the end of the world.
>Soft, cute and snuggable.
>Is amused by pic related

My kik: insertkanyereference
Skype: lifeisakanyereference

>>24552062
thanks kohai

Me:
>20m/aus
>half white half middle eastern, 5'11
>studying comp sci, starting 3rd year as of next year
>not many friends, just a few acquaintances at uni
>spend most of my spare time playing csgo/league

Her:
>doesnt mind me playing vidya
>loves animals
>average weight or slimmer
>talkative and clingy
>doesnt mind being touched a lot
>in it for the long term, not looking for a temporary relationship

Kik: s2272

Reposting from last thread, leave your Kik/Snapchat/Skype if you're interested.

Me:
>20
>Male
>Ontario, Canada
>White
>5'8"
>Athletic, runner's build
>Long brown hair, usually in a man-bun
>Green eyes
>Police Studies major
>Largely quiet/introverted, I've had girls describe me as "intense"
>Still have multiple groups of friends who I love spending time with, but I get burnt out after long sessions of being social
>Very dark/cynical sense of humour
>Hard to tell when I'm being sarcastic or not, I can come across as a real dick sometimes, but I have a heart of gold
>Biggest hobbies are comic books and Lego
>Enjoy video games now and then, but I really haven't had the time for them for a while now
>Huge hip-hop fan
>Love to drink casually
>Big fan of movies, television, and acting
>High sex drive, but I secretly really enjoy the small stuff like kissing, cuddling, holding hands, etc.
>Very forward, I like to know/share personal life stuff
>Didn't have the greatest family/upbringing
>Not sure if I'd ever want kids, it's too early in my life to tell.

Her:
>Somewhere in the 18-25 range
>Height doesn't matter
>I like a bit of thickness, big thighs/ass/midsection is always a plus
>Supportive, takes as much of an interest in my hobbies as I can with hers
>Still has enough interests to be her own person though
>Aggressive, likes taking banter and throwing it back
>Willing to share her darker secrets/feelings/desires
>Enjoys spending quiet time together cuddling, watching movies, etc.
>Ambition isn't a huge thing for me, but she should have some way to support herself (job or schooling)
>Enjoys drinking
>Sticks to her principles
>Not afraid of her sexuality

>>24552257
I like to live dangerously, so let's assume based on your ideal mate that you prefer girls.~ So what do you play besides LoL? Or what genres do you like?

contact is here: >>24551550

>>24552757
You sound interesting. Although cocky and possibly full of yourself.

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I'm almost tempted to just ditch my chart for a generic one

I don't get shit from this.

>>24553149
You should ditch your life and kill yourself desu senpai

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Me:
>29/m/southern california
>chubby, 5'10, glasses, curly shaggy hair with a sad puppy dog face
>gamer and general nerd (not very good at games )
>wageslave
>funny
>sardonic
>loyal
>kinky
>very much a teddy bear type of dude
>casually an anime fan (always up for recommendation)
>down to earth slacker dude
>overwatch fanatic (but im bad at the game)
>ok with long distance but close by is preferred

Her
>thin to chubby
>short would be ideal but no necessary
>feminine in appearance
>sense of humor
>ride or die bitch
>open minded
>weeb (but not too hardcore)
>gamer (pc or retro plz)
>modestlly dressed would be ideal but not
>kinky
>into overwatch and other games
>ok with taking it slow
>down for that stupid romantic lovey dovey stuff
>no vegans or vegatarians
>clingy is ok within reason

skype:evldcky1
kik:mcboots
discord: Boots#8251

I guess i'll post here too.

Me:

>Late 20's female from the US(mid)
>Short, kinda chubby, cute face(I look significantly younger than my age)
>I have a stable job, my own place and my own vehicle
>I make friends easily but don't keep in constant contact(I suck and get socially burnt out fairly quickly. Gotta recharge those batteries)
>I play a lot of video games and watch a lot of movies/tv shows.
>Because of that fact I tend to quote movies/shows and it can get pretty annoying
>I think inappropriate humor is funny and puns are fantastic
>I love animals of all kinds and have a few of my own
>I cry when I'm happy and I cry when I'm sad, it's not hard to make me tear up
>I have a tendency to be really goofy and weird when I'm comfortable with someone
>I like spending time with my partner but also need my personal space too
>I'm very physically affectionate and I love to flirt
>I'm not religious but I respect others beliefs
>When I love, I love hard.

You:

>Male/Female/Whatever
>22 - 35 years old
>Not a twig but not obese
>Has a job/is in school and capable of taking care of themselves
>Capable of being goofy/silly and will play along with me
>Enjoys watching movies/tv shows and marathoning things
>Loves animals and either has their own or wants one some day
>Plays video games(PC mostly) and willing to play games with me
>Physically and verbally affectionate(likes to flirt)
>Friendly and outgoing but only has eyes for me
>Terribly witty and enjoys sarcasm(lets be assholes to each other)
>Has their own friends and wont make me the only person they socialize with
>Has a passion and wants to introduce me to it
>Protective over their partner
>Understands random 90's references and loves the nostalgic feeling(lets revisit things over and over)
>Is easy to love

Bonus points:
Glasses, beard(if male), great voice, killer smile, can make me laugh(seriously if you can make me laugh I'll fall so fast)

I'll add interested parties, please respond with your skype. Thanks! ^.^

You sound really fun. Would a kik be okay?

>>24553149
You don't get shit because you're constantly fucking bitching and moaning about how no one is adding you. I would add you in a heartbeat based off your information but honestly someone that complains this fucking much is a huge dealbreaker for me and I'm sure for a lot of other women too.

Just post your shit and move on. You don't have to be all "woe is me" each time you post.

>>24553327
Wow, you genuinely sound perfect.

>>24552257
I'm >>24552039, you should add me if you think we'd be a good fit.

>>24553327
The bonus points just sound like me. :D

>>24552345
>128
Fuck...I meant 18

>>24553483
Well... too late now I guess.

I dunno, posting just the chart got me jack shit for like a good year anyway. I really only complain now because I have actually zero people to talk to and the isolation is kinda driving me nuts.

Guess I'll just make a new chart and hope people forget who I am and post it silently and wait as always

>>24553107
I can be pretty cocky when it comes to competitive stuff, but I think I've always been too quiet for anyone to call me narcissistic. I'm too aware of my shortcomings to have an ego, but then again, I'm trying to meet women on 4chan so there must be something wrong with me.

Me:
25/M
6'5
white
introverted and workaholic (freelancer, very successful business)
libertarian nationalist
very broad passion for technology; very creative in that sense
i'm passionate about cooking though i haven't made much time for it lately

You:
F around my age
kind, patient, loyal, honest, reliable, humble
not a modern day feminist
stay-at-home type, not overly social
be able to handle my wealth. Most girls don't seem to be able to be happy when rich.
looks are not very important. I have no idea what exactly my preferences are.

Me:
>20/M/Australian/Straight
>5'9
>white, broad shoulders, bit of a stomach, fairly strong
>unemployed but studying in biology/chemistry
>very into various video games, comics, tv shows, etc
>owns a dog
>generally very passive
>crude humour is pretty great though
>light drinker
>honesty is something i can't seem to escape from
>can be very quiet or very loud
>would personally like a kid one day though i'd rather wait on it right now
>very open about what i think, what i'm doing and to any sort of change

Her:
>18-30 is preferable
>height i got no preference for
>if there's appealing assets like sizable breasts, nice thighs or any of the like it's an added plus but not mandatory
>if she's into similar stuff i like that'd make me really happy
>open about what she's doing and how she feels
>willing to start conversations
>can feel comfy around sharing things with me
>open for anything sappy like cuddling, holding hands, etc
>not much of a general jerk though is still open about what they might not like.

Never thought I'd take some time to make a post here '_';

Me: 27 / Male / Heterosexual / 5'7" / Toronto area, Canada

I look like a goddamn anime MC, except more skinnyfat and with glasses for my horrible nearsightedness
Loneliness: extreme
Self-confidence level: rock bottom
However on paper I have a lot of advantages:
- Have my own place
- Have a car
- Have an income
- Have the near-term future sorted out (in a PhD program)
- Have an extremely large number of books
- Into art and photography
- Trying to do more /out/ activities: hiking, camping, landscape photography
- Likes all the traditional nerd stuff, animu etc
- Able to tell bizarre stories from personal experience, as well as global history

Her:

Looks and acts exactly like my ex BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW

If you're interested..... well.

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Me:
>22/male/ireland
>pan
>180cm
>75kg
>Shy, socially awkward
>Hobbies include photography, cycling, swimming, fashion and cooking
>film and music nut, like anime and vidya but not as much
>Conservative
>Agnostic
>honest
>emotional
>loves animals

Her:
>17-27
>Shy or very outgoing
>likes to spend as much time indoors as outdoors
>Likes to cook or bake
>Likes cuddling
>needs a lot of attention/clingy
>only believes in monogamy
>wants children
>loves animals
>has kinks
>wants to be best friends with her lover
>has a sweet tooth

kik: wistfullyunfortunate skype: dvrrvgh

>>24553149

I was wondering if you were still alive after you got your ass ripped in the coffee thread. I gotta say that was really overblown, you did nothing wrong and it could and should have been a decent thread.

Me
>18/f/USA
>5'2
>Brown auburn-ish hair
>Ambivert
>Like working out, swimming, biking
>Passionate about acting
>Affectionate, loyal, generous, can be nice

Him
>UK or Aus
>6'5+
>Blonde
>Dorky
>Skinny
>Also nice, loyal and affectionate
>Maybe kinky, nothing too weird though
>Wants relationship, can wait at least a year

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I am
>22, Male
>Scotland, Dunfermline (close to Edinburgh)
>Doing acting in college, planning on moving to Uni
>Extremely passionate about it, told to be hardworking
>I want to spend my free time with a q.t.p.t.t. and watch (good) movies with her (Grand Budapest Hotel, Ida, Birdman for example)
>Dark and terrible sense of humor
>I'm described to be 'intense' so I try to cut down on that and be more lax
>I like to ramble and listen, but sometimes I just don't know what to say
>Just being around someone I like is enough for me to be happy

I'm looking for
>Girl, preferably younger than me
>Skinny - curvy
>Around my area
Personality and interests? I don't know. I've met a lot of people and I'm cool with almost anything so long as we just get along. I also want her to be more than someone I'm dating, I mean like a friend, someone I could hang out with and just chat.

Skype: g1ebguy

>>24553963
>18
>UK or Aus

I dont know why i find this amusing

>>24553529
>white
>egyptian
??????

>>24553327
This all describes me. I like the independence part of this especially, we definitely need our own time to recharge. Feel free to hit me up on Skype if you're interested. 28/m/US
Skype: exilius1

Me
>23/M/US
>Average upper body with toned lower
>Golden hair, white, look really boyish
>Studious, but love to play games to pass free time (OW, LoL, DotA, etc)
>Employed Student
>Biochem Major
>Honest, easy going

Him
>Tallish (5'10+ish)
>Masculine but isn't a jerk
>Shitposter, loves to banter
>Clingy and possessive, I like a guy that'll keep convo going and really desires it
>Physically and Sexually dominant, Im very sub
>Cuddle monster
>Emotionally supportive, gets pleasure from discussing and working through mental low points with me
>Supportive of my grad schooling
>Bearish/Likes to workout. Would like to bulk while I fix him dinners.
>Likes to play vidya games, or wouldn't mind co-oping

kik: kekandace
ask for skype if necessary

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>>24554106
I've always been told I'm white, i'm not a shit skin. My skin is a little darker than like, European white people but I'm definitely considered white if I'm out in public.

Pic related is also Egyptian and I wouldn't know what to call him other than white.

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>>24554183

I get confused as Egyptian/arab all the time so i dont know kek.

>>24553327
Codbo26268

>>24553869
I don't die that easily. I'm kind of used to it.

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>>24554027
Oops, screwed up, this is my photo.

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>Me
26 male Colorado
-6' 130lbs
-Major in Computer Engineering, Work in Linux Admin
-Pantheist/Taoist Spiritually
-Libertarian/Anarchist Politically
-Entrepreneurial, something of a biotech side project
-Working to get in Space Industry
-Hobbies include daydreaming, building machines, drawing, watching anime, occasional video games, exercising, self-education, and smoking lots of weed.
-Batshit cray, sort of a blessing and a burden.
-Loyal, sweet, thoughtful

>Her
-Autistically Intelligent
-Down-to-Earth
-Pretty Eyes
-Kinda skinny
-Self-sufficient
-Motivated to accomplish her ideas
-Motivates me to be better
-Crazy so I'm not the only one
-Excellent cuddler
-Desire for more than sex
-open minded
-Intends to travel the world at some stage
-Not judgemental
-Treats others well
-Interest in technology/science a plus

Me: 25/female(ish)/lesbian/Southern Ontario
Short dark hair, also really short and not thin, but I have freckles that make cool patterns (even one that looks an illumanti triangle) and glasses
English and cultural studies major, future librarian.
sexually kinky and a switch
very left wing politically
musically I enjoy indie rock i.e. everything from the elephant 6 collective, Broken Social Scene (and their spinoffs), Arcade Fire, New Pornographer. Also somewhat into: old goth rock i.e. Bauhaus, Siouxsie and the Banshees, the Cure, the Smiths, Echo and the Bunnymen, Joy Divisio old school hip hop: Wu-tang Clan, N.W.A., and Public Enemy, noise and noise rock: Sonic Youth, Big Black Merzbow, Lydia Lunch, the whole No-Wave Scene. Also sort of into post rock aka Godspeed, Thee Silver Mount Zion, and proto-punk: the Stooges, the Velvet Underground, and the Birthday Party (as well as Rowland and Nick's solo stuff). Oh and einstürzende neubauten, as well as Bowie.
collects vinyl
enjoys hiking and Pokemon Go (Go team Mystic)
Rosemary!
Has a sweet tooth
Likes footie (my teams are Everton and Arsenal)
Is monogamous in relationships (and doesn't do hook ups)
favorite Holiday is Halloween
You:
female (trans women welcome) unattached and monogamous
ideally from Canada or the U.S. but also open to French/Germans/Europeans with cute accents (or British girls who like footie)
sexually kinky and (ideally) a switch
either is working towards a degree or has a job of some sort, aka a life path
shares similiar values and tastes with me, with regards to music, politics, and relationships.
it'd be nice if you had an opinion about the oxford comma
will go hiking and play Pokemon Go with me
understands what Rosemary was a reference too
will watch footie with me sometimes
wants something serious eventually not just fooling around
likes cats =^.^=
will tell me what their favorite holiday is and why in their opening messages so I know they've read this novella. Kik is Utterlyuranianumbra

>>24554990
forgot kik
g.oak

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>>24553327
Mid 20s dude with a job and a computer. Presently in the process of being too lazy to shave my face. Drop me a line: shits.mcgee23

>>24554190
lelnewhelp

Me:
32/m/straight (will acknowledge a handsome man but no attraction to them)/upstate ny
Black, Asian, and Native American (no arab blood and 3 generations ago is my last known white ancestory)
Bleached dreads with black roots
6'9 260lbs wishing I was thinner
tattoo'd
Cad - knows fine dining manners but rarely uses them
In college for comp sci
will listen to just about anything given right setting
Plays alot of WoW during the winter
Runs and outdoors most of the time during the summer
Shoots guns regularly
schizophrenic (but under control)
Maniacal (when I did drugs I prefered cocaine, shrooms, and weed)
3 years drug free
favorite movies: a bittersweet life, hardcore henry
I don't go out anymore cause I don't drink or do drugs and that's all that's out there.

You:
Female
between 19-32
preferably white or lightskinned but will take anything if you're objectively hot
tall is preferred if your 5'9-11 less that 160 lbs or 6+ less than 175 your golden(basicly tall and thin but I gave some lee way)
hair is whatever I like redheads and blondes but grey is best color
dreads are hot but whatever fits your face
pierced or tatted or pristine as long as it fits you
if you don't play vidya you have to enjoy books and movies and like to talk stories or lore
preferably have personality and like to talk
is cool with never calling me daddy or sir
have no allergies
preferably insane anything is cool but if your crazy + yandere we'll click
self reliant
self aware

Me:
25, male, white, average build
Dark, long hair
Blue eyes
Introverted, mostly quiet, homebody. I will open up though.
Musician and occasional writer
Play in a tribute band to pass the time
Play a little bit of sports (basketball Saturdays, softball during the summer)
Full time job in IT, own a home, live alone

Ideal Mate (You):
21-30, Female
Shy is fine
Kind is a plus
Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
Enjoys trying food, not picky
Can think for herself
Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings, tries to be open
Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required daily)
Cuddle bug
Doesn't want kids
Reliable and supportive
Independent, does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day
Would love to have pets/has pets
Loyal
Honest

Kik/telegram: nazunalika
skype: on request
discord: on request

>>24552257
I'm pretty sure I match your ideal my Kik is necros900

>>24553685
You seem so lovely, but I am in the states. ;-;

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>>24551547
Me:
20/M/Gay/US
Long spikey black hair (been told I look like many anime characters, usually L or Spike Spiegel)
Slim
Flirty
corny romantic
tease
bully sometimes
self conscious but confident
big dick but I dont send pics too easily
top
pretty funny, I can make anyone laugh as long as I know them a bit

Him:
dont care about age/M/gay or bi/US
medium length light colored hair and eyes
skinny and shaves their body hair
likes to be teased or bullied (I hate the word degradation but I just like seeing a cute guy embarrassed)
sub
doesnt matter what hes into cause I could learn to like the things he likes
is serious and isnt just having fun

kik: d4729

>Me:

27 / male / 'murica

-Looks:
6'3", husky, has beard and emo glasses. fond of hoodies and beanies.

-Interests:
anything spoopy. cults, serial killers, demonic possession, extreme body modification, BDSM, horror/sci-fi...anything unusual fascinates me and holds my attention. I'm also into video games, reading, writing, playing music.

-Personality:
goofy and sarcastic. kind of a nihilist, but with a sense of humor about it. I can often be warm and cuddly and attentive, but as an introvert I need my space sometimes.

>You:

-age, race, gender identity, sexual orientation, looks, etc don't matter to me. a sense of humor and a warm, communicative personality is my biggest turn on.

-Interested in something creative and/or nerdy. video games, comics, painting, building things, whatever, just be passionate about something other than smoking weed for fuck sake

-Not high maintenance, easily offended, etc. it drives me nuts. there are enough people in my family that make me walk around on eggshells, i will not censor who i am and what i'm about for anyone else.

-Kinky or at least open minded! i'm much more sensual than sexual so this is kind of important to me.

>Contact:

alexvsevil (skype and kik)

Me:
18/Male/IL
Average build 158lbs, 5'10ish, dark brown hair hazel eyes
College student currently at UIUC
Semi athletic, do some swimming and some baseball here and there, also do rock climbing.
Really into vidya(PC gamer), dark souls, outlast, Fallout( just a short list of games)
Can play the trumpet
into all music(from jazz to edm)
I'm the type of guy that will put you first and make sure you're doing good no matter what I put you on top of the world.
Humorous, I try to make the best from everything and will make jokes about most things.
Enjoy a night out with friends and will drink and do other things. Not afriad to live
You:
17-20 I would say is a good range
Height does not matter. slim or thic not too chubby is fine.
also humorous and not afraid to live
independent and smart.
Preferably in the us and in IL but if not US is fine.
I don't have much standards because if I like talking to you I will continue with you.
Kik: lefamous
skype: will be given once in a further state of friendship.

Afternoon bumpin

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me
>18/F/Midwest
>5'8", chubby
>compassionate and kind
>Goofy/ will laugh at all your stupid jokes
>Art Education Major
>laid back
>likes going out and doing things (paddle boarding, Roller skating, dancing, etc.) but I also like staying in sometimes
>likes intimacy
Him
>18-21
>Tall (6'+)
>Goofy, likes to have fun
>Postive
>will basically be my best friend
>Will drink champagne with me
>Artistic in some way
>Dominant
>Not NEET

>>24558191
forgot contact info
kik abazaba18

Her:
>Don't much care about age, but like anyone on this board, please at the very least be legal.
>Height really doesn't matter unless maybe you tower over me, but I'd still be generally curious about that
>In at least decent shape. I enjoy being an outdoorsy person when the weather is nice, and would like you to be able to join me without difficulties
>Intellectually curious
>Able to teach me things. As such, I don't too much care what you study (or studied), so long as you care about it.
>Ambitious. I can't stand people who don't want to go anywhere in life.
>Well-read. If we can't talk about books, I'll get bored real fast.
>Nice eyes and legs. I'm a sucker for both.
>Kink friendly or at least curious. Masochists get huge bonus

Me:
>27
>Eastern United States
>white (family of Mediterranean origin, so I can get pretty dark in the summer) with dark hair.
>Shaved head, trimmed beard
>6'0
>185, pretty in shape, bit extra round the mid section because carbs are delicious, but I stay active because of it. Large thighs and butt because of cycling and rugby.
>Hazel eyes
>pursuing PhD in hard science field, ultimately want to teach/do outreach
>Very capable of being serious, but I prefer to approach most things (that aren't inherently serious) with a sense of humor and snark
>As you might expect from a grad student, I love to learn new things
>Massive bookworm. Mostly read sci-fi, fantasy, and history
>Bit of a cosplayer, can't afford to make it to too many cons, but I thoroughly enjoy it
>Gamer. Mostly into grand strategy games lately. Probably couples with me being a history nerd.
>Generally leftist, politically speaking
>Mostly a sadist with some dom tendencies. Love bondage, for instance.
>Two tattoos, want more.
>Social drinker, non-smoker
>Huge metalhead, also into classical music

Skype: sn_1987.a

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Me:

20/m/US
6'2" employed

Relaxed nerdy guy who likes to tell terrible jokes and play videogames

You
Female 17-23
Preferably at least a little chubby
Other than that as long as youse somewhat nerdy or like talking about lame stuff we'll get along

Kik:Buzbyblue
Snapchat:Noodlepiee

Any stoner drummers with a passion for STEM lurking? 20/f here, chances are we'd get along pretty well.

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>Me
18/m/Nebraska USA
White
Introverted but will open up, I'm not the most talkitive person in the world but if you get me started I can usually go on for hours, so long as it doesn't get one sided.
5'5-5'6
Dark brown hair
Libertarian/Right
Bit of a political junkie
Non-Religious, but I don't care if you are or not
Attending Uni, leaning toward business but still undeclared
Generally a homebody who likes vidya, anime, movies, writing, and pet projects that may or may not ever get finished. However I do like to go out sometimes.
I am one to warm up and get attached, but before that I generally act emotionally detattched and cynical.
I also love to laugh and will keep an inside joke going until the end of time. My sense of humor ranges pretty heavily. I'll laugh at stupidly ridiculous/ironic memes, actually structured jokes, inside jokes, and dark/cynical humor.
I'm generally a patient person
I would prefer you to be close but long distance is completely fine (I spend large chunks of time on skype and on my computer anyways).

>Her
age somewhat close to mine
thin to somewhat chubby
I'm not super picky on apperance
Has a sense of humor within my range
Similar politically or doesn't care too much (I will likely end up talking about it anyway)
Religion doesn't matter, just don't try to force it on me
likes anime and vidya
maybe a little awkward
Loyal and honest
Maybe a bit clingy
Willing to talk about anything even if it's ridiculous
At least somewhat of a romantic

Bonus points for virgin

>contact
skype
fiercedeity69

>>24560371
>>24560371
>stem ooooo
>drumming, yes!
>stoner... yuck

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Me:
>20
>Male
>6'2", 195lbs medium frame, black (though light skinned)
>Virginia (434, can drive)
>working on engineering degree
>fairly introverted, don't really go out ever
>softcore weeb, watch some anime when i feel like it but not too often. kind of into the weeb culture
>into video games, especially smash bros games
>pretty thoughtful when it comes to things, I like to elaborate on stuff I know about
>pretty open person, down to talk about most everything you would want to ask me about
>enjoy being intimate
>fairly accepting person, i keep my doors and my mind open
>huge into college basketball and competitive smash melee as far as sports/esports go (can talk about both for days)

Her:
>at least pretty average looking. i find average looking girls more appealing than the super good looking ones
>size/height doesn't matter too much as long as you're in okay shape at least
>fairly introverted like me but open up well to the people they get along with
>also open person, not afraid to talk about most things
>likes physical contact and being close to each other
>preferably into anime/vidya
>nice to me and doesn't judge me too hard if i say/do something weird cause i probably don't mean it
>generally just a person who cares and is very affectionate
>

Me:
>24/M/VA
>5'10"
>Skinny af
>Brown hair, brown eyes
>Working a shit job
>Plays vidya when not at work
>No tattoos
>Shitty facial hair when I'm too lazy to shave
>Funny
>Caring

You:
>Cute girl
>20+
>Tall or short, idc
>Skinny or chubby, idc
>Plays vidya with me
>I like girls with tattoos
>Funny af
>Can handle jokes and shit talk and does it back
>Likes cats (because I have a cat and he's my bff)

Kik: exposuree

Me:
19 / Girl / Bi-ish / Spokane, WA
I look okay. Look up TaylorAlaska on instagram, I have a few pics. Short/medium brown hair, blue and hazel eyes, pale, 5'4", 140lbs.

My priorities are laughing, having fun, adventure, and sharing them with people- though they can be hard for me because I have a tendency to be disrespectful and angry.

I like to go on night time adventures, watch scary movies or do scary stuff, go on adventures, play games, explore.
I listen to emo revival and shtuff.
Agnostic atheist.
Kinda a Libertarian, kinda a liberal statist. Definitely leaning into agorist / transhumanist school of thought. Not into politics much anymore. This is a non-issue.

No family or friends really, work a desk job, kinda poor but doing my best, and doing alright at it. Not looking for money.

Into video design, graphic design, video game design kinda, cartoon animation, art, media, artsy art, technology, computers.

You:
Male (with a penis, very important detail lol)
preferably white, hispanic okay i think, i'd have to see you haha
20-24
5'10-6'2
6" inches is okay with me, but you know what girls prefer
average build? can't really trust you to judge haha sorry for how that comes across.
funny, likes to make me laugh.
likes to have fun with me.
very important that we have the same hobbies. can't be with someone who doesn't want to adventure with me or is scared of the dark....
not too communist? not too fascist?
not too religious?

Generally happy
have time for me, and your friends.
doing okay financially, maybe have spare for shit you like to do.
empathetic? more empathetic than most guys, maybe? not looking for a sensitive guy, per se.
please don't be a serious smoker, i couldn't watch you hurt yourself.
Live in my city? haha
or maybe near by

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>>24555964
Ayy

>>24561611
I creeped, you're cute and seem to have a good personality. Would be refreshing to meet someone like you

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Me
>18 yo male
>straight
>180cm tall and athletic
>short cut brown hair and brown eyes
>almost always wearing a hoodie and jeans
>love sketching, working out and doing nerdy stuff
>I'm kind of an introvert so I'm usually either at the gym or at home playing vidya
>like watching animu but love reading mangos way more
>planning on studying game design or something related
Her
>Preferably older than me
>anything but obese(I'm not too picky concerning body type)
>is intelligent
>shares at least on interest/hobby
>bonus points if you like working out and also enjoy nerd stuff
>is dominant
>gets aggressive and won't take no for an answer when horny
>maybe into something kinky
>can enjoy dark jokes without being triggered
Jackpot
>she is kind of a tomboy
>has small breasts

Kik: bulkpro

Me
24 yo gay male
Job/passion: Linux Sysadmin
Very quiet, calm, introverted person, love all things tech related, love emulating retro games and coding in my free time.
5' 6"
135 pounds
Toned

Him:
Someone who's also into tech, though ideally someone who's really into Linux/security, just someone I can geek out with.

>>24561736
Ill add a bit more, I'm a very submissive guy, I'm told I'm cute, musically I tend to stick to edm, emo, and rock, I'm a guitarist, and I love nothing more in life than being little spoon.
Find me on Kik if you want to know more
Kik: linuxg33k

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Me
>18/ Male/ Straight/ Northern Europe
>6,4 feet (1,96M) / 150 lbs
>well maintained lightbrown hair / Green,gray-ish eyes, clear skin no acne.
>Currently studing law, my endgoal is lawyer, ceo
>strong opinionated,
im a open book, i say whatever i want or feel like. I dont care what other people think about me.
Im antisocial, talking or spending time in groups of people burns me out.
I strongly dislike people who never says what they think/ follow trends like a slave, i also have no respect for people who drink and take drugs and such. Because of this i have close to zero friends and im not intersted in making new ones if they cant meet my standrads.
>On my free time
Have been lifting hard for 3 years, you can call it semi-bodybulding.
I like to create art, mostly oil painting, been panting for over 8 years.
Video games have always been a part of my life, currently im playing Overwatch, runescape 2007. Any steam game is also okay.
>Movies, anime and such
I like horror moives and romace
>Favorite Anime:
>Yahari Ore no Seishun S1/S2
>All Monogatari series


> Other stuff
I dont have any weird fettish stuff,

Her
> Things that i dont like/prefer

> None smoker/drinker/ drugs
> No tattos, not coloured hair
> Not fat/chubby, kinda athletic
> No sport freak, Awkward weeb
> No partyfreak
> No makeup, this may sounds weird. But im strongly against makeup things because it shows that the person is not honest/themself, and are not comfortable with who they are.
> Not religious active

> What Im looking for.
> Atleast 5,6 feet
> A simple pure qt girl
> Long hair, not black
> White/ Asian pref korean
> Kinda antisocial, just like me
> Similar taste in moives, humor, anime
> Can stand up for herself, just as dominant as me.
> Have clear goals for the feuture, no low job.
> Same age: 18 or older 19.
> Thicc eyebrows, just a personal thing
> Ass over tits anyday

> Battle.net tag: Zamorak#21859
> Steam Id: Purple111111
> Kik: Aw_eii which i rarely use

>>24561611
How do you feel about ldr?
I'm in another country

>>24554990
skype?

>>24554990
I'm not the same person who posted above ^
and I'm a 'him' so I'm not your type(I'm this one: >>24561736 ) but we're both linux admins around the same age so I wanted to say hi if you wanted to chat sometime. kik: linuxg33k

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Me
>M / 21 / Montreal, Quebec, Canada
>5'4, 115lbs
>Metalhead, listens mainly to Power and Folk Metal
>Weeb, watches a lot of anime
>Speaks both French and English fluently, learning Japanese.
>In college in computer science (1st year)
>Doesn't do any sports, but likes hiking and mountain climbing
>Interested in geography, linguistics, hard sciences, history
>Center-left, Social Democrat, Separatist
>Kind, loyal, kinda clingy (but not too much), shy (but not too much)
>Open-minded, but doesn't give a free pass to bullshit
>Good-listener
>Shitty facial hair
>Cute accent (or so I've been told by a couple grills for here)

I'll add a pic, because why the fuck not?
Contact Info
Skype: [email protected]
Kik: TheCutestLoli

===============================

Her
>18-23 (No underage b&, god damn it. Fucking kids)
>Asian is ideal, but white or any other race is great as well.
>Not too far away is best, but I've been in a LDR before, so I can handle it
>Short (shorter than 5' is GOAT)
>Not fat, chubby is a-okay
>Watches anime or listens to metal, so we have something to talk about
>Shy in a cute way or bubbly in a cute way. Cute, you know?
>Curious about the world and looking for someone to discover it with
>Kind of a hippie
>Not a political extremist (/pol/, neo-Nazi, communist, anarchist, etc)
>Likes cuddling in front of the TV to watch shitty seasonal anime
>Wears skirts and knee socks a lot
>Ironic, cynic sense of humor
>Does not discriminate against shitty facial hair (;_;)

>>24553327
26 m here

I fit basically everything.

fisch246 is my skype

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Me:
21/Southern USA/FtM
-white
-blonde
-overgrown Mohawk thing
-Sophomore
-Graphic art major
-Avrage/slight chub
-5'8
- Loves hiking, camping and being outside
-constant doodling
-Very Very femmy
-Bi/Pan
-smokes weed and drops acid
-don't really like drinking
-listens to lots of the Smiths, of Montreal, and Why?
-Taken but poly
-messy
-reaaallly shy

You:
-20-30 preferably
-any build really
-likes talking/knows a lot of things
-likes new experiences
-maybe pirate-y in looks
-is kinda mean
-will dom the absolute shit out of me
-pet play maybe?
-open minded
-puts up with my emotional garbage
-likes being outside
-watches anime and stuff with me
-earthy
-is sorta neat/cleans

I am ?kinda? looking for friends over lewds

Snapchat-artish_mouse

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>>24553327
You seem like you're going to be someones last girl very easily.

Me: F/ Europe
You: M

This image is not one that I have seen put into anything but words...allow me if you will to depict it through that medium rather than posting a picture for it is still an image that will conjure visuals within your mind.
We have been searching for one another for so long...longing in utter loneliness and despair when suddenly we find each other. We travel to one another and upon falling into each other's arms in a tender yet firm embrace, our souls equally meld into one another. That feeling of being incomplete...of something missing is quenched. Our bodies then implode and create a swirling black vortex that engulfs the entire world. We rest in our safe haven, together as one for eternity.
That's my ideal relationship. Take it as you will.

>>24565371
That sounds extremely poetic and something that i've been imagining myself.

This is me if you are interested
>>24551927

>>24565384
Almost compatible anon but I get the feeling you want someone who has lived less, is still a bright eyed and bushy tailed blank slate. While I am the former at times, the latter cannot be said to be true. I have a coach wagon full of baggage and emotions so strong that western psychiatrists might pretend me to be 'mentally ill' though I struggle to believe in their definition of mental illness. I do hope you find your partner.

>>24565371
I love the way you describe your feelings through text, I could listen to it all day.
Is there any way of contacting you?

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Me:
22/M/110% straight/Metro-NYC area
Short black hair, 5'9", Asian, skinny but looking to get back to the gym
Recently hired at large bank, college educated, not a NEET
Good at taking the initiative due to always having to reach out to others to maintain friendship, kinda clingy in that 'want to talk everyday' kind of way but it subsides after knowing you for a few weeks
Pretty big weeb, I cosplay as well, though admittedly I haven't watched much current anime
Huge vidya nerd as well, mainly playing Overwatch and the Trails series (Finished Trails in the Sky SC, about to start Cold Steel)
Not a big fan of current movies, but movies I did like include Forrest Gump, Gladiator, and the 3rd Pokemon movie with Entei
Both a homebody and a outside lover at the same time
Single major sex kink is creampies

Her:
Female
18-25, would prefer clingy but I'm fine with a more independent woman
Decisive, as sometimes I worry myself to death and can't make a choice
Looks are well...honestly it's on a case-to-case basis. Last GF I think people would say is average at best but I thought she was super cute.
Local is a must, hoping to move in together at some point and do all the live-in couple stuff
Also cosplays, for the couples cosplays feels
And in general being a weeb, hopefully a competent gamer that can challenge me in Sm4sh would be nice
Must be financially stable or on the path there, aka not a NEET
Submissive in bed, but still willing to jump my bones if she gets horny enough
Either purely petite with small boobs/ass or chubby with big boobs or ass, though big boobs is always a + no matter what

Skype: rickdaman69, Snapchat - gpirate19
Mention you came from IMT if you're interested, if I do draw anyone lol

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>>24565371
Dunno where in Europe you are but you're saying pretty much what I'm going through and hoping to find. Might be cool to speak to you, but I don't travel around a lot. If you're interested anyway here's me: >>24554027

>>24565401
>who has lived less, is still a bright eyed and bushy tailed blank slate
And what do you mean by this?

Honestly, i'm a depressed mess but i try to hide it from everyone. I feel like i'd be compatible with someone depressed as well and maybe we could fix each other and give each other hope. I feel like crying all the time and all i want is someone to hold and someone to be there for me.
I don't have mental illnesses and i don't mind if someone is clingy, i am kinda clingy myself. I'm here cause i'm broken inside and i'm looking for someone who is also broken inside so we could try and fix each other.

Me:
>187 cm
>male
>Physics student
>Quirky (I have a secret kim-yong un altar in my room)
>Loves plants & cats
>Likes making his own stuff (Desk, scarf, bed, plant pot etc.)
>Physically pretty active
>Likes minfuck movies
>likes documentaries & british comedy such as coupling and the IT-crowd
>Has a harsh/sarcastic snese of humour
>Lieks books
>Need my own space ocasionally

Her:
>Open minded
>Fun
>Intelligent
>Has her own things going on
>Wants to have children in the long run
>Bonus for being taller than 175 cm

>>24565371
>tfw not in Europe

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I'm up for friends too!

>>24560371
Math degree with dreads. Clarinet, not drums.
Kik is dreug

I'm lonely and feel like flirting so here's my usual post

My usual spiel:

It's a little unconventional to post this here because i'm NOT looking for a mate. I just love e-flirting and new crushes and stuff

Me:
25/F/USA
short, chubby, glasses, very femme
very social and friendly!
like reading, 3DS, hiking, biking, cooking/baking
other interests include animals (esp. dogs and snakes), folklore/mythology, sexuality

You:
close to me in age (let's say between 22 and 35)
I tend to be more drawn to shy people (bc opposites attract) but very social people are also great!
body type, race, whatever doesn't matter.
I've been into a bookish/hot professor look lately. Glasses are a huge bonus.
I prefer short hair (but longer than a crew cut) and no facial hair on guys, but maybe you know how to make it work
i love people who know a lot about things i don't know much about, like math or computers or something
big bonus points if you're willing to talk on the phone or skype or something
I'm non-judgmental. I don't presume to judge over employment status, mental illnesses, whatever

>>24566728

I think I'm a bit too young, but I fit most of everything else. Here's my post.

>>24552039

>>24566830
Bit too young for your tastes *

>>24551550
> wanna study game/graphics design later on.

Off-Topic, but if you wat to do that you should be willing to work and live abroad. The German Games industry is a complete shitheap with very,very few actually decent companies, and those tend to be pretty small and rarely hire new staff.

t. Been there, done that

>>24566728
I meet most of yur criteria

my kik is sweetcreep

Me:
18 F 5'9"
Fit and toned yet curvy, blonde hair, green eyes, near perfect teeth, and one very small hidden tattoo with a lot of meaning; have done some modeling
Socially liberal
Likes: deep conversations, punk bands, cooking shows, pictures of cats, being complimented, smoking weed, making music, and stand up comedy

You: 18-25 M 6'+
Fit, nice smile, good at making bad jokes, has a cat (or multiple cats), brown hair with a bit of facial hair, crisp jawline, listens to STRFKR, plays an instrument, pro-choice, likes booty pics, willing to compliment me like 24/7

Me
>19/Male/Central California
>5'11" Fit (cardio) build
>Hair is normally shaved down to the skin on the sides, about an inch on top that I let just do whatever it wants normally, darkish brown hair and blue eyes
>Half-white and half-Native American, but you can't really tell that much
>Learning Korean (it's my job) but I am an English native
>Spend my free time shitposting on 4chan or playing music (banjo), if I am not stuck studying Korean
>Also play video games if I have time
>Don't watch TV or movies much, don't have the money and too much integrity to do it illegally
>Like just watching whatever pops into my recommended on YouTube and getting lost
>Have mood swings from normal to soul-crushing depression
>Right-wing libertarian, on an upswing right now from the election

You
>Female around my age, would prefer in my area to be able to meet in person but I don't mind talking online
>Not taller than me, be healthy build
>Straight hair
>Like to learn
>Open intellectually and emotionally
>Like music, listening and/or playing
>Has own life and can understand that I have to work a lot

>>24567730
oh yeah the last part caught my attention. i love complimenting my partner 24/7 its kind of a thing for me. and i like fapping to pictures of them. we should talk, i doubt im your ideal mate but thats something we have in common.

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>>24567730
>fit
just qualified for the next cycle of olympic trials
>nice smile
the nicest
>listens to starfucker
have all their albums on vinyl
>plays an instrument
play several, including sitar and veena
>pro-choice
sure, shouldn't even be an issue
>6'+
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>24553963
when you've got the stats but not the height and err more on the side of muscular

Do you get to travel much?

>>24567730
>deep conversations, punk bands, cooking shows
And i fit everything, give contact info.

>>24568340
>
kik yourtypicalatypical

>>24568187
Hi it's ok we can talk anyway
kik yourtypicalatypical (also please specify where you're from because earlier I mistook a horny kik thread for a friendly kik thread and ended up getting over 70 messages I don't have it in me to respond to)

>>24556536
Well typical luck with finding someone is that they live out of my country. But I guess with how modern times are it's kinda commonplace I guess.

>>24561611

>I look okay. Look up TaylorAlaska on instagram

You're way above 'okay', m8.

Only downside to your bio is you're in Spokane, what the fuck.

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Me:
>25/Male/South Carolina
>Dark brown hair, usually kept short and a little shaggy, hazel eyes, switches between glasses and contacts, red/blonde/brown facial hair
>6'4" , 205lb (steadily getting back in shape), pale skin, shitty tattoos from when I was a teenager
>Cook and artist by trade, currently in NEET mode. Aspire to write/illustrate children's books and break into animation.
>I love cats, turtles, and lizards.
>Kind of a weeb
>Mostly watches cartoons and reality shows(primarily as background noise)
>Used to play in punk and folk bands
>Can find something to like in most genres of music
>Extremely blunt, often awkward
>Social introvert, but loves nature
>Cigarettes, coffee, trees, hallucinogens
>Rarely drinks
>Plays a lot of vidya, currently focusing on Overwatch as far as multiplayer shit goes
>Jokes a lot
>Likes to debate stupid shit

You:
>20-30
>Feminine aesthetic, genitalia doesn't matter
>Body doesn't really matter, but I prefer darker skin and more petite frames (there are plenty of exceptions though and a compatible personality is far more important)
>NEET with ambitions
>Has overcome hardships in life
>Not a total addict
>Can joke around in a mean way
>Likes animu
>Maybe a little bit of an edgelord, like, 10%
>Will get stoned, flop on top of each other and play games for hours before taking a 4 AM walk to nowhere
>Somewhat clingy, but not obsessive
>Very open, not afraid of taking control when it's called for
-
>Contact
Skype: cmarchmarching

>>24561611
We're damn near perfect, I need some contact info

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>>24561611

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Me:
18
5'4
Ginger
Bi
Decent ish shape
Gaymer, cosplsyer, general nerd (XD XD XD)
Pretty kinky
Likes pets
Mostly into rock and metal but will listen to pretty much anything
Work in IT
Pic related

Them 1:
Guy: Tall 18-25 dark hair tall skinny side of fit
Girl: 16-25, fit, nice butt
Nerdy
Not a filthy NEET scrub
Good sense of humour
Will pretend I'm funny
Will indulge my kinks
Will give me attention but not be clingy

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>>24568743
All these baitposts. Christ.

>>24568743
>will pretend I'm funny
Bait or not that's a terrible thing to want
>Yeah, just pretend you like me and pretend we get along, please just anything I'm so lonely.

>>24568788
Eh?
>>24568796
Wew lad, no need to be mad, I'm occasionally actually funny, very occasionally

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>shameless

>>24568743
Hey I'm >>24551964

>Guy: Tall 18-25 dark hair tall skinny side of fit
Pretty sure I meet all that

>Nerdy
I hide it very well, but yes.

>Not a filthy NEET scrub
Definitely not

>Good sense of humour
Matter of opinion (But omg you used the u instead of just the o and that's so cute even though everyone but us Americans do that!)

>Will pretend I'm funny
I'm sure I'll laugh at something you'll say

>Will indulge my kinks
Pretty open to that sort of thing

>Will give me attention but not be clingy
I think I can do that

Kik is Fugogley if you're interested

>>24569220
>Nice, Sweet, Loyal
Well I'm not sure about nice and sweet, but I can try :p
>will hike/camp with me
Sure!
>will cuddle and watch movies with me
>loves cuddling
Yes :3

>>24569231
>Well I'm not sure about nice and sweet, but I can try :p
Trying is the important part!

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>>24552039
>tall
>white egyptian
>indie music
>19
>tfw some anon is exactly how my oneitis was when i met him

I really don't want to do a lengthy fully thought out thing, so this is in a nutshell.

Me
>20/f/uk
>chubby/thicc cute face
>cray fucking libido, always want a dick in me
>likes tattoos and piercings
>likes vidya
>kinky and submissive
>dry sense of humour
>tall

Him
>tall, bearded, tattooed, bear mode
>american, preferably Cali
>kinky daddy dom
>stoner like me
>will always have his hands on my, something in me, lips on me
>likes crazy rough animalistic sex and keeping it low key
>wants netflix and chill and exploring.

>>24569381
damn yo this is pretty critical

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Fuck the format.
Here's what I'm saying:
I'm an 18/m, from MA.
I dig philosophy, music - metal, rock, punk, reading, obscure films, hiking, nature, painting, hitchhiking, traveling, drugs on occasion - nothing problematic, I have a balanced personality, camping, fucking, making love...

I'm bi-curious but greatly prefer women. I prefer curvy, voluptuous women, pale, kinda punk-ish alt. in style. I love big asses. and tits.

Man, I just want someone who's comfortable and spontaneous and intelligent and free-thinking, and into eccentric, traveling musicians, who wants to watch and support me while I grow into a full person and artist; someone who likes to get away, someone who can rough it with me; someone who wants to get close and intense and real.

HMU: [email protected]
and we'll go from there

i'm open to bros, too, but I've been single for over a month and want something romantic again. and musicians/otherwise artistic people are a plus.

don't have any good recent pics of me, so here's one of me being a goon.

>>24569245
s-sorry. You can add me if you need a friendo anon, it's all good.

>>24566728
Sounds like it's a match! Add me on Skype: exilius1
I'm 28/m/us

>>24569381
i enjoy listening to the crazy frog hmu

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ya boi:
>21 M UK
>Medium brown hair, bearded qt
>5'9 and slim
>Mostly British part Portuguese
>Pretty lazy but not to a life ruining degree
>Share a house with friends, we like to chill and play video games
>Spend many of my weekends travelling around the country to play a 15 year old gamecube game competitively
>Likes to look nice, will spend ages deciding what clothes to wear before I go anywhere
>Into music techy stuff also used to sing in a band but I will go to extreme lengths to make sure nobody hears any of the songs we recorded
>Very spontaneous
>Former weeb
>Quiet at first but will open up once I feel comfortable enough with someone
>Quite partial to the devil's lettuce
>Trying to stay off the ciggys
>Drinks socially
>Loves to snuggle
>Pretty kinky
>Wants tattoos but too poor right now

m'lady/m'boy:
>18-30
>Skinny/Chubby/Anywhere in between is A-okay
>Feminine features but not necessarily a girly attitude
>Can put up with me making fun of you on a regular basis
>Open minded
>Being artistic is nice
>Perfect night involves getting baked, playing video games/watching films and going out on adventures

hmu on skype - ssjiii

>>24568743
supertrooper321
22m
dark hair and fit
6 ft
super nerdy and kinky
working towards IT
also artist
hit me up if you're interested

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ME:
19/ Male Trap / Straight / Texas
Long, semi-curly black hair with highlights. It looks like a mane to me. Yellowish-brown eyes, pale, 5'9" kinda chub
I'm pretty restrained but if we share interests or you want to know about me, I open up easily. I have trouble latching on trust though since it's been misused so much, but when I start to like someone I get really obsessive and clingy.
Finished highschool, my memory has become too bad to go to college so I just do voice commissions and practice my instruments. I wanna be a good homemaker.

I play a lot of LoL, but I'm looking for people to do a tabletop simulator d&d or pathfinder group with.

I have 5 basses. 1 4-string (Schecter Omen Extreme-4 Sunburst) where the lowest string has been replaced with the 5th from a 5-string, a Sterling S.U.B. 4, a 6-string made by Tune Guitar Technologies but I can't recall which model it is rn, and I have a custom-made 8-string fretless by Bee Basses. I so a lot of Spoken word and ASMR too. I work out regularly, am afraid of getting close to people, and stay inside most of the time. My acoustic bass is breezehome or whatever

You: Female, MTF, or feminine dude
21-35 (18-20 for dudes)
Able to deal with my clinginess.
Likes going out and can take me on dates.
Being at least a 5.5/10
Be close to Texas or Kentucky, because these are the two places I'll be most likely to see someone in. I'm in Austin right now.
I can take the lead once we're outside and in the streets and stuff, be the big strong (trap) guy, but I'd prefer someone dominant over me in the household, not just sexually.

My music taste is pretty all around the board. I like a lot of Black metal, dark ambient, .Dreamwave, 1st wave of black metal, Noise, whatever Baths is considered, IDM

e-mail me at peggingthrowaway if you wanna get my skype or discord or steam.

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>>24569743
I shoulda mentioned that the e-mail is @gmail.

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>>24551547
Let's do this thing

>>24568743
>>24568853
>>24568857

If you were real and not a baitpost I'd be your sugar daddy.

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19 y/o male from Germany, looking for girls and boys from my country or nearby countries. I'm introverted, play vidya, like to play with my dog and current NEET, though I'm making an effort to get a job until I study CompSci/CompEng next year.
I'm 1,90m tall, slim with short brown hair and clean shaven facial hair (most of the time) I guess I'm kind of nerdy, though I'm also a huge sucker for romantic soppy stuff. <33

Ideally you're a cute girl or guy (no bears or hunks) who enjoys going on long walks, handholding, sharing ice cream and just enjoying the company of one another.
You should also have an interest in vidya, since I'd like to play games with you as well. I'm not a very sporty or outdoorsy kind of person so hobbies like sport, fishing, hunting etc. aren't really my thing, but I'm open to try nearly anything fun.
I'm very affectionate to people who perk my interest and while I typically appear cold and quiet, I can talk about lots of things and be open with myself for the right person. <3

Please add Naerilei on skype if interested!

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>>24569743
And here's a photo of me too. Forgot to post one.

>>24569939
Yo! Probably not your ideal mate (big stoner and very messy) but let's play some hearthstone some time.

My skype is on this post
>>24569659

never thought I'd do this but whatever.
I'm just some tranny from the UK.
Rly clingy and stuff and like cuddles.
Also rly into music will basically listen to anything and I'd like to find someone who would like to listen to music and cuddle and smoke weed and maybe other stuff. Just message me I guess on skype @kekaroo69

>>24570288
oh I like boys and transgirls but nothing with a bagina.

>>24570285
Aight, I'm off to bed now but I'll add you tomorrow~

>>24569381
>>24568743
add me
>gstoka

>>24551786
kik <3
ponchoboi

Me:
>28/M/FL
>5'11, dark blonde hair, blue eyes, goatee with bits of red/blonde/dark blonde
>stocky
>pretty shy for a big guy, but funny once I'm out of my shell
>likes vidya and cooking
>favorite type of music is metal, but will try just about anything once
>basically, if it makes me laugh, I like it

You:
>21-35/F
>cutesy is a plus
>I also like clingy for some reason
>be sweet and honest
>sense of humor is a must
>a cat is fine, too

>>24565371
I'm not as poetic as you, but if it were meant for us to be I would travel the world by foot just to find your embrace. I'm far from a perfect man, I carry all the troubles of my past because I know they make me who I am. While these things are slowly crushing me, I stay strong and refuse to break because I know that some day I will find you. When that day comes I know none of it will matter because I will have finally found what has been missing from my very being, you will become my strength that will allow me to hold the world apon my shoulders. Yet with all this said, you are so far away... And I know not even your name, nor do you know mine.

>>24569381
No contact info?
Want mine?

>>24570648
Funniest shit I've read all day

>>24569939
Hey, by the look of it we have a lot in common, a lot of similar interests. (Debating, Languages, etc). I think we'd get along well.

If I could get contact info that'd be awesome.

>>24569939
Hi, I'd like to talk to you, here's my infograph
>>24570493

>>24570648
>im not poetic
understatement of the century ladies and gentlemen

>>24570662
Yes please

Me:
>23
>Male
>Moving to Washington in 2 weeks
>Bi 'cause I'm supah into traps and qt boys as well but mainly females I guess.
>5'8" /fit/ little excess fat I work out a lot more than I used too but I'm not at the level I want.
>Dark Brown hair that curls at the tips but mainly straight hair (think natural perm I guess) and Dark Brown eyes.
>I look younger than I really am but from what I hear from those around me I sometimes get the thousand yard stare going on every so often.
>Soldier in the Army, working as a combat medic
>Wasn't raised on any religion but I do follow the Buddhist philosophies of life.
>Don't have any family besides my grandfather who raised me when I was 12.
>I don't really follow politics too much, I choose to do what I do in the Army because I feel wrong letting others die without a chance to save them, not because of hidden politics or anything like that.
>I love Groove, chill-hop, old school rap, old school music in general (think 30's to the 60's) but otherwise I listen to everything that interests my ears.
>I smoke cigs (anxiety relief) drink socially with friends no drugs though, can't do that shit sadly.
>I read medical books on the daily, as well as war philosophy books and the occasional WH40K book.
>I'm a mix b/w extro and introvert I like being around others but at the same time nah.

QT:
>Anyone above 18 is fine with me
>Enjoys relaxing, will let me cook for them when I want too, will listen to my problems, will let me listen to theirs.
>Someone to help me be a better person and for me to help them do the same.
>Kind-hearted, someone who truly cares for others. Even if they don't show it all the time.
>Likes anime, cartoons, music, sleeping a lot, sex
>Just an honest person in general is great too.

>>24570986
dis me

>>24570999
>>24570999
Ah well give me a kik message then
Myna3240

>>24569939
Hey, it's Jake, did you ever end up talking about upgrading to being a server at that hipster cafe?

>Me
21/Male/North East US
6'3 skinny fat
Introverted
likes film and music
not a pleb

>Her
<25/F or MTF/Somewhere
<6'3 and not fat/obese. Chubby/thicc whatever is ite
Pale and wears black clothes
Introverted
likes film and music
some semblance of taste
will pretend to watch/listen to what I show them

Me
>23 F WI
>pansexual
>natural brunette, sporting blonde
>big sea green eyes
>kinda fit
>very romantic
>infp
>animal lover,cats are my favorite
>optimist
>high functioning depression & ptsd
>favorite music is hip hop, dance, pop, and a lot of random artists from random genres
>not huge into rock or metal
>dancer
>pantheist
>kind hearted
>sensitive
>confident
>some people say "cute"
>hobbies:dancing,tv,movies,anime,cuddling,walking, hiking, vidya
>love to care for others and be cared for

You:
>M 25-40 F 22-35
>at least a bit outgoing
>nuturing
>romantic
>open minded
>understands mental illness
>feminist
>good listener
>has passion for something
>can make me laugh often
>goofy is a plus
>likes to stay in, but likes to go out sometimes too
>thoughtful

Kik: moonlolita

>>24571189
I'd like to think all your wants fits me except for the fact that I'm as old as you are. If ya don't mind someone who's 23 as well that is.

>>24571241
Feel free to message me

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>>24570648

>>24569939
Fellow weeb here. This basically describes me. My kik is bulkpro.

Me
>6.7 24 years old
>dark hair, brown eyes
>A little cubby, been working out
>Into movies gaming, outdoors, love walking my dog, I like watching anime, I do smoke pot,
>work work work until I find a better place hah
> from Canada
> laid back
> try to be funny at times?
>Graduated college but wanting to go back
> like going on random adventures
Her
>age 21-27
> someone who enjoys what I like to do
> I don't care what race you are, that's stuff I don't care,
>trustworthy! (Was cheated on in last relationship)
> skinny , cubby, curvy, its doesn't bother me, I'm not judgmental
> and someone who likes adventures

Kik Breub

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Me:
Physical:
Male
6'3
18
Blonde hair, blue eyes
/fit/, still working out
Interests: History (especially Slavic), Linguistics, Weapons, Fitness
Hobbies: Vidya, Writing, Shooting, General fitness
Location: West United States

You:
Physical:
Male
5'1 - 6'3
18-21
Feminine enough to be /cuteboy/, traps are always god-tier
Interests: You do you boo
Hobbies: Preferably vidya at least
Location: US, or in Europe

I could do girls too, but there are some really perfrction-tier /cuteboys/ here tbqh.

Kik: ZaOnryo
If you font have Kik, drop your Skype or Discord in reply.

>>24570182
What's even baity about my post?

>>24572086
That you never messaged me (>>24569220)

Me:
Physical:
Male
6'2
29
Black hair, brown eyes
Fat, working out and getting slimmer
Interests: Certain chub camwhores
Hobbies: Vidya, sci-fi/fantasy novels/ movies
Location: A land far far away

You:
Physical:
Female
20-35
Height largely irrelevant
Busty with piercings


email: [email protected]

I think my "ideal mate" knows who they are

Me:
>female
>21
>5'3
>bodytype- fat as fuck desu
> quite, edgy fuck
>I like taking long walks on the beach
until I hit the middle of the ocean
>I am a huge liar, I'm always fucken lying
>I am not a nice person
>depressed/detached/rude/women
>Anon
>I hope I'm edgy enough to get someone to hit me up because I am desperately seeking dick and vagina because I'm a thirsty fuck like everyone else on this soc

You
>you can be a total loser for all I care
> gay, gayer,straight, bi, dead
>I don't want to see your gentiles
>dark humor
>dank memes
>just conversation
>detached
>NO EMOTIONAL CUNTS

Note: just conversation

Kik yourtruefriendanon

>>24570695
If you give me your Skype I'll gladly add you!

>Male 22
>6'2
>Skinny
>blond/blue eyes
>generally a longboy in human form
>Joke around a lot, laid back, manage a record store
>Kind natured, love nature
>Kinda down at the moment as new career in a new(ish) place means few friends.
>hobbies - longboarding, music, vidya, djing badly

You
>skinny/medium Female
>love music of all kinds and can demonstrate great knowlede
>cutesy, big eyes is a plus
>kind and romantic in nature, clingy is a plus
>you love to cuddle, fuck, then cuddle again
>nature walks are great too
>just be a general nice, non-judgemental person
>oh, and brunettes are my THING!

Kik: StrangerFromEngland

>>24572176
Throwaway Skype is [email protected]

Me
>Male / MI / 25
>White
>6'3
>200 lbs
>/fit/ go to the gym every day
>no drugs, occasional drinking, no smoking
>good sized dick
>amazing beard to stroke to your hearts content
>great paying job

You
>not a slut
>whatever age just as long as you haven't hit the wall
>have a semblance of personality
>like being in the woods, traveling, adventuring
>bonus points if you're a robot and have feels

skype: astralnautes

23/m/dallas texas area
seeking women or m2f 25 and under

5'6", broad shouldered, short brown hair, fuzzy chest.
I want a companion. Let me ask you how your day went and then lets do fun things together. If youre close by, i want to spend lots of time together and have consentual hand holding and maybe some steamy sitting-really-close-together followed by maybe some arm-around-your-waist cool downs. Im young and my life is slowly draining away so lets experiance life together before I hit 30 please.
Im fairly introverted but will make the first move if no one else speaks up.
I spend my time on here talking about old video games and firearms (/vr/, /k/). I want to buy a motorcycle eventually.

>you
Are cutesy and let me fawn over you. Also being a typical 4chan weaboo/nerd would be nice since I want to buy you lots of outfits/cosplay stuff and make you pose for photos in them with various firearms.
Like anime and give me stuff to watch because i enjoy anime but havent seen a whole lot. Also pls enjoy video games because: i dont see why not.
Like firearms.
Have your own unique developed interests that you want to involve me in. I enjoy learning new things. so please, introduce me!

>>24569939
Interested in talking, kik HaricotsVerts

>>24569381
Sounds damn interesting. How tall are you?

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Me:
>18
>a bit introverted
>love bad puns and dad jokes in general
>used to play a lot of vidya; like, old-school RPGs and shit. Still do but not as much.
>can be a bit sarcastic at times
>love british television (faulty towers is bae)
>favorite book genre is science fiction
>more right-leaning, but try not to get too much into politics
>philosophical, asks a lot of questions about big things, to the point where sometimes I forget about the small things
>compose music, show everyone my soundcloud
>pic is me

Her:
>around my age at least
>dark sense of humor
>slightly cutesy
>values wisdom over intelligence (although preferably is at least slightly smart)
>worldly, knows a lot about how things work
>can hold deep conversations
>has suffered enough that she can talk about suffering

Skype is Captain Pl4nt

>>24572352
This is painful to read.

>>24573244
this entire thread is painful to read one way or another.

Me:
>Female
>21
>Scottish
>Chubby/Fat depends on opinion but i'm working on getting back to normal.
>Pale, black hair, blue eyes
>I work on the front desk for a charity that houses elderly people, so I basically get to talk to adorable old scots on the phones all day and try not to smile at their adorable little voices.
>extremely passionate about music, can forever talk about lo-fi and beautifully relaxing/chill and depressing tunes for hours. .I also sometimes play piano and uke (its a work in progress)
>people say I have a really soft, relaxing voice (just in case anybody is into voices)
>extremely vanilla but I can be open I guess...
>says awkward things often, my humor is so dry people forget to laugh.
>nostalgia gamer, spend much of my time while not at work playing childhood games through emulators or misc steam atmosphere games.
>basically not a gamer but will be open to playing things with you as I own many.


Him:
>22+
>Pale, 5'10+ and American are good starters.
>from 130 - 600 lbs Body type doesn't matter to me but I prefer skinny chaps.
>patient, dedicated and exceedingly caring
>somebody who does not change their mind easily when it's made up
>Good values
>doesn't mind jealousy
>is understanding of my awkward ways and doesn't mind.
>lets me show them many wonderful things and is happy to show me things he likes.
>is not too judgemental or a super duper hardcore atheist (just because i have many ghost stories)
>deep voices are a plus but doesn't matter much.

Skype: [email protected]

>>24570648
Well, that's quite lovely anon. Are you an atheist?

>>24573899
Might be interested. Fits your ideals pretty well. 26 /Scandinavian. Critical questions: Do you like beards and cats? :P

Me:
18/ Female / Bi / Indiana, USA
Ashy/light brown hair, strangely colored eyes, Asian/German mix, Small waist, thick/muscular thighs, D cup, pale af, >~> 5'3" and 115 lbs. (tinnyy)
I'm a big introvert, likes tech, want to go into the navy, cnservative, drawer, programmer, and cosplayer.
If I grow a liking to you I'll probably get a bit clingy.
In highschool, senior year, planning on going to Purdue, not fully sure on a career, but I plan on taking classes like design, programming, and engineering.
Music would be underground hiphop: kill bill, childish gambino, etc. Also into rock and synthwave, but I'm very open to what others listen to.
Vidya includes Overwatch, league, CSGO WoW, LoU, skyrim, fallout, and anything tell tale.
Into anime and Steven Universe.
Fave movies are LotR, Raid, Shankshaw Redemtion, Akira, Ghost in the shell idk.
Work parttime as a librarian (not even kidding)

You:
Male
18-30, Funny!
Willing to just chill.
Awkward, but flirty.
I like taller, but that's about it in appearance, I like personality more.
Ideally from USA, near Indiana, but wont turn you away if your aren't.
Should have patience because I am in school.
Common interests~
Maybe an IT guy
Watch movies /animes with me!!
Preferably no NEETs.
Likes a little bit of a dominant chick.
Cats. Cats. Cats. and dogs <;

Skype: live:stokememoostache

>>24574203
Sent you a request, you seem pretty cool and I think we could get along.

>>24574203
Yo, thanks for like, never accepting my ad from forever ago.

Me:

>Late 20s female
>Kind of tall, thin waist, pale, baggy eyes
>I have a stable job and live on my own
>I'm easy to talk to but rarely keep in contact with other people.
>I watch a lot of anime and movies/tv shows.
>I think inappropriate humor is funny.
>I cry when I'm happy and I cry when I'm sad, it's not hard to make me tear up.
>I have a tendency to be really goofy and weird when I'm comfortable with someone.

You:

>Male/Female/Whatever
>22 - 35 years old
>Not fat
>Capable of taking care of themselves, is trying to get better in life
>Very gentle, soft, shy, timid
>Never gets violent or mean and hurtful
>Capable of being goofy/silly and will play along with me
>Enjoys watching things and marathoning things
>Loves animals and either has their own or wants one some day
>Plays video games and willing to play games with me
>Only has eyes for me
>Has a passion and wants to introduce me to it
>Protective over their partner

>>24575116

I think I fit pretty well with what you're looking for, and you sound like you fit the ideal kind of person I'd like to meet. Wanna chat sometime?

I just want someone who cares. I'm tired of being the only person around me who does. No, I won't be replying. Good bye.

>>24575116
As long as you play PC games... :D. Skype is: exilius1

>>24575116
ill bite, kik g.oak

>>24574023
Yes and yes

>>24572154
>gentiles

o-oy vey

>>24575140
Reply fag

Me:
>20/male/Sydney
>5'11, dark brown hair and eyes, half white and middle eastern ancestry, 63kg but somewhat athletic for my weight
>getting a decent car within the next weeks/few months (so i can start gym again and work on gaining weight)
>starting the 3rd year of my degree (computer science) next year
>spend most of my spare time playing competitive video games which i am very good at, although once i graduate i want to get into other real life hobbies with (you)
>love animals and i plan to start some sort of business involving animals in the future after working a few years
>very touchy feely, love cuddling
>fairly antisocial although id like to think im not socially retarded
>talkative, decent wit

Her:
>22 or younger
>asian/white/middle-eastern/latin
>average weight or slim
>is able to be supported as well provide support in a relationship (emotionally)
>doesn't mind me playing video games (for now at least)
>will get into different kinds of hobbies with me
>prefers to solve arguments with logic and discussion as opposed to fighting
>must love animals
>doesn't mind being touched a lot (not inappropriately in public)

Kik: guts103

Me
>19/M/Straight/Massachusetts
>Short dark brown hair, kinda chubby but trying to get /fit/, 6'3ish
>Very laid back, a little quiet until I feel more comfortable with someone
>Lots of vidya, any vidya, just ask
>Currently in college, plan on going into cyber security
>Hugely varying musical taste, from punk to melodeath to house to jazz, it's really all over the place
>Not caught up on a lot of popular TV shows but I'd be down to watch them with someone
>Watch anime on occasion
>Stay in, go out, doesn't matter so long as I'm with someone
>I might be a bit clingy but I haven't really been in a serious relationship before
>I don't smoke/drink/do drugs, wouldn't be opposed to drinking or pot with someone. Cigs are a deal breaker.
>Boards I frequent are /tg/ and /k/

Her
>18 to ~20/shorter, preferably <5'5/LDR is fine
>Dyed hair is cute, cute eyes are cute
>Thin-some chub
>Kinda shy, sweet and cutesy
>Being into vidya would be nice
>Not anti-gun, doesn't have to be super pro-gun either
>Into dogs, I will have new puppy pictures whenever my dogs have a litter
>Has some hobby you can introduce me to
>Honest, if you lose interest or I end up not being your type then tell me so we can move on
>Open to possible meetups which may or may not include cuddling

My kik is Jinx755, have Steam also

First time posting in one of these threads so I may have left something else, we'll see

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>>24574203
shot you a request, i'm from wisconsin, huge anime fan, im also likely doing an internship with an IT company in the UK next year

skype is benhall9001 (i made it almost 10 years ago, pls no judge)

>>24575116
>>24575125

Not sure if you came back or were going to come back, but feel free to add Gloopish to Skype if you do. Same username for Kik as well.

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hmu

>>24574203
Yooo I draw, enjoy movies, etc, and I'm gonna be doing an Internship in software engineering in Indy over the summer!

>>24575116
Forgot my contact detail when I left...at least the thread is still up. ElysiaConcordia at protonmail.com.

Me
>female
>tall, thin, pale
>loves animals
>dry sense of humor
>can cook
>laconic
>no sleep
>got tattoos and all 4 limbs

Hobbies include PC gaming, fishing, and baths. Also I hate everyone.

Him
>tall, white, healthy weight
>not a passive aggressive weenie
>has a job
>doesn't need to talk all the time

If I seem like somebody you'd talk to leave your kik.
Would prefer a fellow abuse victim desu.

Jesus why do everyone hates drug users, people can be still be functional as drug users, look at caffeine or sugar addicts.

>>24579726
I fit that pretty well desu and in working right now. Achegeaty

>>24579726
Not an abuse victim but I'd love to chat with you. My kik's frosty.forest

>>24579747
Yes because people who drink too much soda are comparable to meth or crack heads

>>24579819
Addiction is addiction, and caffeine and sugar fuck up your body and mind too.

>>24551566
I kinda regret not including more stuff, I feel like I could have elaborated better. Anyway, bump

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My type of girl almost definately doesn't browse 4chan.

Me
>Male London
>5.9"
>I likez lifting the weightz
>Nocturnal/night owl
>I like video games, anime and nerdy stuff but I don't tell/talk to people, though I'd like to
>Have a deep voice with posh accent
>I love to show affection if I'm alone with someone
>I've done LDR before and it was - an experience
>I like kinky, I like Vanilla
>I enjoy cooking for people

Her
>I adore white and east Asian girls, but think all types are charming in their own style
>My height or shorter
>Don't care where you're from
>Cute or at least cares about their appearance in some capacity
>Honest, blunt. I value this highly
>Is into the same things as I am; video games, travelling, volleyball etc.
>Sexually open, or not too prudish
>Having a cute voice is A++


Skype: ecstasyxm

Me:
> f / 19 / MA
> 5'7 145ib/average, white
> medium length ash-brown hair and hazel (more so green) eyes
> am currently living the NEET life but not for long
> an artist and certified graphic designer
> listens to punk/folk/alternative/rock but not limited to that. music is life
> loves animals (wishing i could have a pet rn) and nature
> enjoys anime but isn't freaky about it
> mostly wears baggy tees and skinny jeans.. i have feminine clothing but only wear it to please my family
> I'm a self loathing waste of space
> introverted, depressed, (overall) anxiety, self-destructive, minor hppd. I'm not that bad of a trainwreck but i got some issues.
> i'm a lover of drugs even thou i'm to poor atm to have any. (psychedelics, weed, alcohol)
> has one tattoo and sucks at skateboarding
> currently basement dwelling at my dad's house

Some fucker out there:
> preferably male but idrc as long as we are like-minded
> 5'7 and up, slim, white
> introverted but isnt afraid of stepping outside of their home to go hiking or something
> does my drugs of choice or would be will to try them
> idc if you're a neet or not but you've gotta have a plan
> has hobbies thats would/could interest me
> has a good music taste
> is funny and laughs at fucked up things
i've lost interest in putting my all into this post guess ill stop here before it feels like im going fucking grocery shopping.

>>24581901
you sound chill. i'm an 18/m in MA, too. sounds like we'd get along. hell, i'm bored as fuck this month and would love to meet someone new just to shoot the shit.

wanna trade emails, then Skype or something? I have discord, too, if that's preferred...

>>24581944
if you'd rather not drop yours for fear of being spammed by other fucks, here's mine

[email protected]

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Me:
F/18/usa. Posting because my roommate keeps farting and it smells very bad. Makes me pretty upset.
I sort of feel silly writing about myself on here. Anyone can add me.

I love films and plants. I spend a lot of my time reading and doing open coursework on subjects I have never heard of. Like talking to folks hen walking around aimlessly until become too tired and then hang out on soft grass. Anyways, like I said anyone can message.

My kik is beingforced

Rip to the food truck that used to sell these delicious things but then had a fire and is gone 4ever. If you know how to make these or if you enjoy them holla at ya girl or whatever.

>>24579726
I was in a nine month long abusive relationship if that counts

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Me
>19/Male (20 in January)
>Florida
>6'1 Skinny
>Short dark brown hair, brown eyes
>Half Spanish, German
>I know a bit of German and Spanish. (More Spanish than German)
>I'm introverted (not shy) so I prefer to only talk to people I know, or else I'll rarely initiate conversation to a stranger (in person)
>I normally just talk to old friends from back home or build model cars and planes. If I come home to visit than I can fly planes and ride motorcycles with my dad. Otherwise I can't because no money :/
>University Student studying Computer Info Systems
>I listen to classics from 70's 80's 90's, and sometimes some new music on the radio.
>My favorite films are, The Shining, Cape Fear, Reservoir Dogs, For a few Dollars more, 2001 Space odyssey.
>I hold my friends and family in a very high priority in my life.
>I like to make bad jokes occasionally, trying to get a laugh, makes me happy when I make people laugh.
>I like discovering new things
>Going places (I want to go to theme parks here but I never want to go without a gf) also movies and the beach
>I also love nature and animals

Her
>Female
>Preferably younger or near my age
>Introverted, doesn't always mean shy though
>Likes to just talk, or has some fun hobbies
>likes to cuddle and go places with me
>has integrity and is loyal

Contact info: kik: Odenfocus

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Me:
>Male
>24
>6'2 or 188 cm and ~200 lbs. Bit of a /fit/ nerd. Couple of months away from fitness goal.
>Spaniard, living in southern united states (dual citizen).
>Pale, green eyes, somewhat long, brown and straight hair
>"Overly" deep voice. Spanish accent.
>Very vain (i.e skin care products, grooming etc.) so I try to take good care of myself. Healthy Diet
>Can be witty and talkative given the subject.
>Graduated, master’s program next year
>Has a car, it’s not shitty.
>Doesn’t enjoy nerdy things as much as a few years back. Plays PC titles on steam or blizzard games with friends every now and then.Not really crazy about anime, occasionally a good one catches my eye I suppose.
>Favorite movie is Gladiator, can't settle on favorite show... probably vikings.
>Enjoys philosophy and politics. Am right wing, so Traditional minded and good values.
>Loves all animals and nature. My dog is sacred to me.
>I tend to romanticize a lot of things and try to push passion into even the most mundane things. I consider myself very patient however. Very affectionate and possessive. I’ve been told I adhere to labels.
>Musical taste is my weak spot. I can enjoy anything as long as it’s not rap/hip hop. Mostly listen to folk, orchestral music, metal in between.
>Doesn’t enjoy drinking (get these calories away from me). A good time on Friday night is chilling at home or out in nature.
>Night owl
>Prefers the country side to the city

Her:
>18-26
>Straight.
>White/European ancestry.
>Clear eyed, long hair.
>A healthy bodytype, not excessively overweight and not anorexic and we're golden.
>Can carry a conversation. I love to hear what you have to share, and would enjoy sharing in your interest given it’s nothing extreme.
>good values, understands the value of loyalty.
>loves animals
>Clingy is always fun
>Shorter than me.
>Not overly sarcastic.
>Doesn’t default to going out to have a good time.

Email/skype: [email protected]

>>24581901
Heres my thingy if you wanna chat
>>24552039

>Me: 18 BI UK
6ft I live in the north of England and I'm pretty busy however like I do live for the sesh and I have job.I play Vidya A L O T , I also play volleyball competitively. I have copper blonde hair and have big deep brown eyes and I do have light freckles but I normally cover them with foundation , i have a few piercings, I'm a living meme. I love indie/Rock music but I do like electronic and that. I grew up in Essex so I have a strong accent. I'm vegetarian and I like dogs. I do have a odd fetish but hey hoe. I'm quite posh

Him: 18-24
>Male
I do prefer a taller guy sorry! But I do like them to have nothing too crazy going on with there look , I like short hair but no badlies, do love tattoos I open to LDR but in the UK sadly I would be open to meet, clingy is good would like them to have a past relationship and be open and honest if we have a drug and vidya Intrest that's child af , MUST LIKE DOGS

>Her 18-30
I'm way less picky about girls , I do like a older girl who is clingy and will look after me , Calling on Skype like often is a must
Europe is okay not too bothered about LDR
>No trans sorry
Vegetarian would be nice too bother tho
I don't really like short hair
Common interest is nice and keeping a conversation is key

Right me a nice para on Skype when you add me so I know your no a prick
>Kik Eleener SKYPE eleener