27 year old virgin here. Can someone be my girlfriend? Sorry

>>24543786
Go gay looks like you take dick

>>24543786
eric? post jew dick pls

>>24543803
I'm not gay. Sometimes I wish I was.

>>24543810
My name isn't Eric. I've posted plenty of dick pics though.

>>24543814
Why not try it if you wish you were ? Maybe you'll like it

>>24543786
You look like you have a fupa.

You like somebody who it up from DICKL to either other END

>>24543907
I don't really know. I just need a solid relationship with a female in my life. I don't mind having gay friends though.
>>24543910
I don't know what that means.

>>24543921
Well maybe just get some head from a dude at least you would be getting your dick sucked. Maybe you're bi not sure about it

>>24543803
Gays are more superficial than women, it'd be even more unlikely for him to lose his wizard powers.

>>24543929
I'd be open to that I guess? They'd have to be pretty feminine.

autism is the number 1 cause of being a virgin in the world.

>>24543943
I can't argue with that. I'd say I'm just shy because of being raised by shitty and abusive women. Could be autism though.

>>24543943
That's not true. I have mild autism but still bone pornstar tier escorts. Yeah it's expensive but so is living

>>24543938
Can we see more pics I mean sometimes you can be picky

>>24543916
This. This. This.

>>24543955
*can't be picky

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Here's a slightly better picture. I don't like my hair and glasses there but it's the best I can do. I don't have a camera on me right now.

>>24543984
You look like a goose which swallowed it's own egg then got kicked in the balls in BALLS

>>24543986
That's not very nice. Geese are assholes. I am not an asshole.

>>24543984
You actually look really cute

>>24543984
I bet you a nice guy that's prob you biggest problem

>>24543998
>>24544001
Thanks. You're probably right.

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>>24543998
>>24544001

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>>24544001

>>24544012
I would date you but I have a boyfriend. You'll meet someone just get out there join some app or something

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>>24544012
No mate, he isn't fookin right. You need a new haircut, lose the ugly glasses and shave this terrible facial hair. Hit the gym too.

>>24544046
I meant right about the nice guy part. I'm aware of the other stuff.

>>24544050
Being a """""""""nice guy"""""""" isn't your biggest problem by far, your ugly mug is. He isn't right. You have potential if you take care of yourself, believe me.

>>24544056
Let's see a picture of yourself can't critique someone and you prob the ugo

Don't listen to any of these wankers, OP. You need to stop caring about what others think. Care less, not more

Get some call girls in your contacts if you ever feel like you need to bust a nut and spend your time doing something more productive. You do you; never mind the rest

Learn to make yourself happy without needing to depend on others, people are shit and will hate you for millions of reasons regardless. Fuck their bad vibes and keep doing you own thing

>much love brudda

>>24544087
I'm being sincere. He clearly doesn't take care of himself. I know you want to cheer him up, but that's not the way.

>>24544103
I appreciate the advice. Thanks Anon.

>>24543921
Fat. It means you look like you have a fat, saggy gut and fat upper pubic area.

Being a virgin is so hip nowadays. I'm a virgin too, anyone wanna be my GF?

>>24544800
Nah, I have a baby face. I have a 28" waist. 5'10" 160 lbs. I'm not a fat dude.

>>24544806
Is it hip? It may be common but it doesn't mean it's popular.

can we see a dick pic tho

>>24546072
Nah. I've kept a policy of not posting my dick and my face in the same thread. I am confident about my size if that's what you're asking.

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OP, you look terrible. I'm 26 and kissless and at least I don't look like a fucking bitch.

>>24546420
Neat.

>>24543984
It's because you look like dorky. Push the inner corners of your eyebrows down and the outer corners up, you can use special styling stuff to do this. Grow a full face of stubble if possible. Put your hair spiked up. Ditch glasses and go for contacts.

>>24546606
Yeah you're definitely right about the hair and glasses.