Austhread: Hangover Edition
The usual:
>age
>sex
>postcode/location
>what you're looking for
>contact info
Still shilling for the """Official""" Discord server: https://discord.gg/JFJPhwN (no email verification needed, just shitposting skills)
All states aside from NSW need to work on actually having a meetup for once
18/M/Brisbane
bottom needing top ;)
22/M/Townsville
Just looking for friendly and nonautistic cunts who are partial to getting fucked up and stuff.
>>24538332
Who are you and why do you make these threads?
23/M/Manly
Gamers? Smokers? Trippers? I just want to chill and make some friends.
>>24538354
hey bitz
23/m(straight)/sunshine coast
30/m/Canberra
Leave a message, I'll get back to you [beep]
22/f/gold coast
friends Iguess
19/m/ Tamworth
Just moved here so conversation to stop me blowing all my money at pubs would be neat
22/m/Toowoomba
Girlfriend broke up with me recently, so I'm kind of lost. Looking for friends, sex, whatever, just something to take my mind off of it. Vidya is the only thing keeping me going.
Kik: Goldchasm
22/m/3037
anyone got a quarter of that dank blaze 420?
kik: mrrobotisreal
>>24539031
No contact. Great post well done.
23/m/brisbane
kik: wowgeoffrey
baby, it's hot outside
>>24539030
Kik? Mine is xdoiiy 21/f/Canberra
>>24538600
19/M/Dee Why
What is there to do around here?
M 22 4573
Whats up?
Kik
si_west_11
21/f/0800(dinah beach)
>>24541338
sorry forgot number 0448329507
>>24541345
>this is b8
>>24541352
No shit
>>24541352
>>24541443
Did you call the number?
m 25 Sunshine coast/4556
29/m/3218
Lookin for female fuck buddy
>>24541650
Nope. It's a dude though
Degenerate from Sydney reporting
>>24538354
19 m brisbane
kik:donladbalk
26/M/Newcastle
kik: Sharpie888
Any Newy peeps around?
>>24538332
18
male
Perth
A friend or anyone to hang out with
>>24542285
I'm from perth
>>24542430
ayyy, what sort of stuff are you into. age?
27 m bi 4207
anyone near up for some fun?
kik: anonymouschap
25/M/north sydney
>>24542445
27/m
into anything really. you got kik?
M from act
>tfw no one from act ever posts
>tfw no grills
>>24542562
Oh look. Yet another person from ACT complaining about something or other.
Fuck off then.
>>24542572
Basically our job to complain though build the wall and the lightrail
>>24542556
Yeah
username: sharpvon
28/M/3155
Bored shitless. The gf is at the gym
25/m/2204
Got my first job interview ever (last job I got from a family friend) coming up in just under two weeks. Not really sure what my chances are, it's a group interview and if they ask about my work/educational history I don't really have any acceptable answers.
which one of you is this
20 / m / ACT - Canberra
What do you want to do?
4116/m
feel like shit, all of my friends are refusing to talk to me after saturday night
>>24542910
Group interview = they can't be fucked wasting their time to hire a temp so they just "interview" you with any person that happens to be around. Likelihood you'll be there for <3months.
>>24542982
what happened? I'll talk, 4207 here.
5152M20
24
M
3216
Shits and giggles
>>24542989
Nah it's a new place opening up and they're doing the group interviews across 2 weeks in groups of up to 30. Just not sure what my odds are.
>>24538354
18/M/Brisbane
Is it really so hard to find a girl that watches anime on this board?
>>24543431
>>24538354
Is this just the universal "I'm a massive fag" pose?
>>24542982
Yeah brah I wanna know too
>>24542285
Nick is that you?
>>24538354
Not bad, shame you're not in Melb doe, I could use a qt smooth bottom
Surely someone around 4020 wants to do something
>>24544945
haha sure, im cbd
kik:wowgeoffrey
>>24543948
kik username not found
>>24543668
YOu know there is a weeb thread right?
Also yes to the fag pose. They do it in jail to let the others know they are "open" or "free".
>>24545003
I'm already in that thread too, but I'm not really interested in something that can only be online, which is usually the case with international threads.
>>24544997
Soz, JakeNeedzIt not Wantz
>>24541668
Yeah, lol... links to the Facebook account of some bloke called Joel Greentree.
22/m/bi Sydney
If you are nearby and want your dick sucked then hit me up! Bonus points if you have alcohol
kik: benad
24/M/ Brisbane/ 4068/ Bi with girlfriend
Anyone down for a threesome and 420 tonight ?
>25/M/Brisbane
>looking for anything or nothing, don't really mind
Whatsup auscunts. I see this thread is as gay as usual.
>>24543085
>>24543668
Got super drunk, did something super stupid
>when uni and apathy keep you off the discord
d-does anyone even notice tho
I go by radicalmeme
>21/m/brisbane, inner northside flavor
>I don't give a shit but I prefer if you're in brisbane
>skype is invincibletroll
>kik is ixplosiown
23 m Sydney CBD
bring it on
21 yo
2165
male
bi
anyone wanna get twisted and do stuff ??
26/M/Bi
3015 in melb
kik: Mushie9
anyone in melb up for some dirty talk and maybe catch up?
>>24546948
gay/bi?
0 femanons in act. Zzzzz. Why does this shitty place have nothing to offer????
25/m straight, but slightly curious
2209
Down for beers, chat, smoke, vidya, whatever
4870 18/M
never anyone from here
>age 21
>sex Male
>postcode/location 3350
>what you're looking for Fun times, coffee, sex, your call
>contact info KIK: Hinatafan66 Snapchat: Hinatafan66
26
m
5006
no fags
>>24543085
Male or female?
>>24542556
Hey whats you kik?
>>24548796
Do you not read threads before posting
>>24541134
26/m/Melbourne
Up for chats, games, drinks and city exploring.
kik is allhailthenewflesh
19
male
Perth
>>24549773
if you're still around, im male
kik: anonymouschap
>>24550183
From Perth too
kik me: hamkoche
4020/m but whats the point.
19
M
Perth
Straight females (doesn't need to be local)
good.loving84
>>24550234
exactly. no discussion or femanons here. just lone souls reaching out into the void.
23/f/nsw
Kik: curiouspossum
Chat, meet up, no dick pics, pls.
>>24551280
Where in nsw, interested in talking to a older guy?
30/m/sydney
Kik me on KeepingItSecret86
21 / m straight / 2077
chat, meet up, w/e
Gamers, chill out, idk?
kik: Supimduck
>>24542562
Faggot try living in the middle of the outback
Non passable CD , gamer, average.
Brisbane
26
Hoping to find somewhere to chill out and play games while I'm in a dress.
>>24552503
Forgot my kik, sorry! : Auscd
>>24552510
will you suck my cock while we play?
Seems like if you'd ever wanna meet anyone from 4chan move to Brisbane or Sydney.
If you are anywhere else in this country you might as well fuck off it seems.
>>24552733
yes correct
really regretting taking monday off
now i have to work a full day tomorrow instead of based 4 day weekend
>>24552733
Unfortunately the brisfags seem unwilling to meetup these days
20/m/3160
anyone wanna sell me a gram of weed for $20?
kik: envisionmusik
Any sydanons want to go watch movies? My shout.
I want to watch Dr Strange
>>24538332
28/m/syd bi nsa hook up this weekend kik: Jamaicanbobby
19 Brisbane m looking to do whatever kiks twirler96
20/M/2519 , anyone wanna chill? Maybe go for a drink?
19/mtf/melbourne
>what you're looking for
cool guys maybe.
manly guys, smoke/coffee
>contact info
kik - cumlordcum
>>24552733
It would also be helpful if any cunt lived near me
>>24553329
you live close-ish
>>24553023
If only I wasn't 3 hours south :(
>>24546746
>>24546746
anon how did your cable internet switch go?
>>24552733
I met a bunch of Perth anons and made some solid friendships out of it to boot.
Perth, male, 23. Sitting around wrestling with New Vegas on my shitty old toaster, wishing I had ginger ale and lime to go with my spiced rum.
>>24553762
You should be in bed
Suh cunts
the fucks goin on aye?
>>24543948
>>24553762
Legit, the lot of you. Every time.
>>24553023
thats not even a good price
>>24554007
Lefties heads are exploding and they ain't coping with the trump takeover
this thread is sooo fucken gay
23 / m / 2759
new to this area somebody come hang with me and have a few beers im cool i promise
>>24552724
Sure!
>>24556212
Ha, if only women could be so easy.
Yo, can some repost a discord invite, main one seems to be dead.
>>24556484
The one I'm in is ALWAYS popping*.
*If you're part of the krew obv
>>24556498
Not the link, itself is straight up not working.
Expired a while ago.
>>2455650
No, the link*
(I'm just beyond fucking wrecked after what happened today)
>>24556519
YO U HAVE 30 MINUTES KIDDO https://discord.gg/QgJRa
25 female looking for huge cocks and wet pussys
dm me on instagram blackopals_
boyfriend mick loves to watch
>>24556606
how much for a hour or two with that body in that position?
>>24556626
Free if youre hung and in bris
Yo, anyone in Melb CBD keen for a couple drinks around 9ish?
>>24550183
23 m perth
$ <3
>>24546126
hot cock and pussy, im hungry for both, need a mouth?
29 and love 420
>>24556642
I'm neither, but if you two are ever in Sydney, let me know
22, m, 2170.
Grab some drinks?
20, m, 3160
bored, will buy 130-150mg ecstacy pills/molly powder for $20 and party
19/m/Canberra squad
Straight tho
Kik: Aztecdistillery
>>24553628
oh yeah about that
>show sister a list of perfect houses, close to public transport, close to her workplace, all have cable
>she announces she's chosen a house
>adsl2+
proper genius this sibling of mine
Only saving grace is that we're within 1km of the exchange
>>24541671
deport soon
>>24556917
Did you try asserting dominance as the clearly more informed sibling
>>24556922
Seconded
come on someone out near me dare me to do something. im bored
>>24556949
Why dont you post some contact info and an age.
>>24556949
Post your dick on facebook and screen cap with timestamp as proof.
Leave it up for at least 5min
>>24556498
>>24556574
just post a permanent invite
whoever made the OP's temporary is retarded in the first place
>>24556981
This just makes the discord exclusive. You snooze you lose, buddy.
>>24556917
yeah so you're getting like, 13-15db attenuation and around a 20mbit sync speed? still pretty good man
23/m GC kik:coltomaxx
>>24556967
Yo bitch!
>>24538332
19/M/Canberra
str8, looking for anything really,bored as fuck
hmu for kik or something
exams are over
now what do i do
>>24557000
what's your name on there
I want to know which one is this much of a faggot
>>24557066
>mad because not cool
It's okay, pal, there's a waiting list for the club hehe xd
>>24557090
undoubtedly one of the unfunny NSW cunts or the unfunny admin
epic """banter""" lad, I'm so mad I can't check the /pol/ meme spam on there
>>24557097
there's an admin?
>>24557097
One day you'll be cool enough to hang with us :')
>>24557097
Couldn't handle the spam when trump won the election?
>>24557110
I wasn't even there when trump won, I just know the place gets spammed by autists endlessly spouting /pol/ memes
and the discord's excellent sense of humor is displayed here by
>just pretending to be retarded
>posting short temp invites is so funny right guys
the whole thing is cringy
>>24557123
Looks like someone had a few too many peanut butter and jealous sandwiches today!
>>24557123
Have you ever actually been in the discord or are you talking out your ass
>>24557135
lol I lurk there all the time, I could just ask the ausfags that go there and other discords for an invite if I really wanted to, but it's so lame that I can't be fucked
just easier when there's a permanent invite up
>>24557139
The admin deleted the permanent invite cause whoever the OP is keeps spamming it every thread
>>24557142
>cause whoever the OP is keeps spamming it every thread
isn't that the idea?
keep that shithole less stagnant and cliquey?
>>24557151
Logically that would succeed at making it less cliquey except the discord just ends up with more lurkers who never talk it seems. Having been there for ages it seems that people just flat out refuse to talk
>>24556642
Still around? I think I fulfil both of these criteria.
>>24556688
Kik?
20/m/5000
these fucking exams
25m 4122 where are the female stoners at? Kik morgs91
Young, dumb, filled to the brim with cum - and experiencing weekdays off work. Would appreciate delightful, sexually adventurous company.
Kik doctorjonze89. 26M
>>24560382
>young
>26
Time to face the music bud. You're not young.
>>24560409
How old are you
3550
Anyone got any md
>>24556922
>>24556947
>Deporting a Kiwi
guyz pls
>>24560266
they with me
>>24551280
not interested in replying evidently
>>24556923
the thing about retards is that they don't grasp a wide variety of information, physical displays of power and ridicule among them
>actually told her this was probably the worst house in the entire area
>we pay more in rent for this fucking shithole than the last place
>>24557001
16mbps but that's better than the 0.22mbps I used to get
19/M/Adelaide/straight
Not around at the moment but back Saturday and have fuck all to do except getting back into powerlifting with uni over. Surely Adelaide's boring enough to send people here, anyone?
I'm thinking of trying to be a sugar baby in brisbane. I'm just sick of dating, I look good and I've been approached before. Anone know how to even get involved in that in australia?
>>24561112
Oh also, can anyone in the discord chuck us another invite link?
>>24561116
just google "sugar baby Australia" or "seeking arrangement Australia"
so i decided to drink today and i didn't have enough to get drunk. so mad
what's up brisfags
>>24561120
I think you're cool enough.
https://discord.gg/5XTGY
>>24556734
kik m8?
21 / M / 2011
I haven't been on one of these threads in like over a year, is it still about weed hook ups or is actual conversation?
>>24559762
20/f/5031
livin in city sounds expensive
>>24561701
5152
>>24561701
what's keeping you up so late?
>>24561116
It's primary a beauty pool, so how attractive would you say you are outta 20?
anyone near 7250 ; _ ;
>>24562173
Lol tassie
>>24561116
1.dont use seeking arrangement. Your info will be sold on and you will be fucked with.
2.unless you know exactly what you want or what you are doing. Don't look for a daddy.
Kik is tbla666 if you want to chat
>>24562586
Yeah, sa is just full of bots, pure escorts and time wasters, not sure if any modelling happens but I never found a genuine person in 5months there.
>>24562598
*Onselling not modelling lol
4227 m here. Down in the dumps and upset with the world. So a usual day haha.
Sc: chaosaddict
>want to go out, get lunch, and chill by myself for a couple of hours
>can't decide what to get for lunch which will dictate where I go
This is the most first world problem I've ever experienced.
>>24561701
especially since im shit at cooking and have to take out all the time
23m 4555 for the next few days
>>24563299
Kik is wowgeoffrey
Any syd grills?
>>24561750
Exams lmao
>>24563510
5069 studying premed science half the year in Bris, whatcha studying?
>>24563579
law
27/m/5006
shakin' my fist at you young city kids
>>24563608
Noice, finishing third year?
>>24564073
>city kids
>lives in the city
>>24564151
that's largely where i was attempting to derive humour from. though, north adelaide is pretty suburban, I wouldnt really consider it "city" unless I had never lived anywhere but here and had no reference for what a real city looks like
>>24564163
All good m8 I was just poking fun, and 5006 is almost as city as it gets in SA, it's a small place
>>24564178
I'm as south as you can get while still being in north adelaide and my balcony looks out over the river towards the CBD so I I'm just grinchin' around
21/m/5051
Hey alright there's some adelaide people on for once.
>>24564197
>grinchin' around
I hope you don't think you could use that without me stealing it
>>24564205
I guess the storms have forced us inside even more than we usually are
>>24564213
Probably. I got caught up in that huge burst on Friday, driving through that wasn't fun but people in the other lanes had it worse.
Much happening tonight anon?
Havnt posted in one of these threads for months
19/mtf/Melbourne
Looking for some cock to worship
Contact info upon request
Bump
22/m/2225
Anyone still here? Should be studying for my last exam, but that's on wednesday, so fuck it
4207, 27 m here
anybody close? Beenleigh area.
kik me anonymouschap
>>24564448
pls add throwawaymemes on kik
i'm a big guy (for you)
adelaide here
>>24564765
You're probably trolling me with le epic baneposting but I added anyway
>age
18
>sex
male
>postcode/location
melbfag
>what you're looking for
why is everyone posting gross dicks, I just want someone to go music shopping with/ go to concerts
>contact info
skype is nipixel
heres a chart I made
19 m 3204
>>24564448
whats your kik?
>>24564448
>ntact info upon requ
Hey there, 24/m/melb How passable are you, do you have a kik?
Any girls in Perth wanna fuck?
>>24564853
uhhh yassssss Kik?
>>24564858
mrey91
28 m syd bi
Keen for NSA with whoever.
kik: ohai69
>>24564822
>>24564832
Emilyadela12
Has anyone ever hooked up with a female from these threads?
>>24564926
I've hooked up with aussie chicks from like kik/skype threads, but not from ausfag threads.
>>24564930
Nice.
What about like, just gone to the pub with someone close by?
>>24564858
Are you attractive?
>>24564938
Nah, never done meetups.
>>24564968
Fair enough. Thanks for the info anon.
>>24564779
Hey I saw you on the map thingo
>>24563510
Good luck. I have an exam tomorrow.
What happened to Adelaide threads?
>19
>male
>canberra
>friends, mayb more idk
>into gaming, goes to uni for IT
>be under 25
>reply for info
also im bi btw :)
>tfw no non-moonfaced melbtraps
19/m/sydney/2155
literally never see anyone from hills district(s)
kik me at j_raddddddd tho for chats or whatever
>>24565044
How about you put you info down and we contact you? Or is this a case of I'm to good ill get bombarded with replies. Kind of thing?
>>24565197
Well he is bi, so it doubles his chances for responses
>>24565203
>doubles
>implying 4chan isn't 90% gay males
>>24565197
well i dont rly want my skype out there if ppl are nothing going to want it
>>24562173
7009 reporting in.
I went to university and graduated in regional Australia and now have a job here. I want to live in a big city it would be a nice change, Melbourne sounds nice and then I could finally meet up with some cunts.
How do ya do it lads? I'll have to give up my job which I worked for but I dont even give a fuck.
>>24566247
Don't go to Melbourne if you want to meet up, they never do it and there's dozens of them
Any Perth girls looking for a fuck 6152. 6'4 athletic 7.5 inches. add me on kik:varone
>>24565228
Yep. Some one is so full if himself.
Confirmed.
Well done.
>>24567075
Mate I think it's fair enough, and the opposite of arrogant. If he assumed he'd get bites he'd give it, but as it is he's saying he'll give it if anyone cares but if he's just chucking his skype out to 4chan for no reason he'd rather not
>>24567325
This guy gets it
>>24565197
Are you autistic or just really fucking salty
>>24557123
Stay cucked
>>24566247
If you mean how do you move and start a new life, lock in a job in a city first. You'll likely move into shared housing but whatever go out with your new housemates to meet people
>>24566247
I winged it senpai. Only way to do it. Unless you are very highly skilled or specialize in something nobody's going to employ somebody from another state. If you come to Sydney though you wont have a hard time finding work.
Also
25/m/Brisbane
Kik onefifthwhat
21/m/5051
Any anons up for meeting up in the city tomorrow?
24/m/2914
No one is ever around
27/m/bi/4207
anyone nearish? South of Brisbane, north of the gold coast.
kik:anonymouschap
20/m/newy
Anyone on here in newy? Haven't seen it mentioned yet
>>24566726
are you a wog
21/m/bris
Hung bottom/switch, non passable cd. hmu senpai
>>24550223
Says you haventer been connected to kik for a long time or some shit
Sydney, 25 male.
Drinks? Lunch? Coffee? Games? Movies? Anything I'm bored as shit
>>24538354
Southside?
>>24546126
22/M here, mite b cool. Over at 4157.
>>24569013
kik or skype?
>>24571333
>>24571345
>>24571387
>posted whilst scrolling through
>no posts between mine
Too used to /v/, my god this is a slow thread.
>>24571395
This board used to be more populated and more diverse m vs f, until being a faggot became "more" socially acceptable.
Considering most threads take 12 hours to go from page one to 404. This thread is just as fast as many of the others.
>>24571345
Whats your kik bro!
25/m/2060
Down for whatever. New to Syd and don't know anybody. Good to meet some red pill'd nerds that got their shit together
>>24571740
not him but 21 m 4169
mine is kokoisperfection
>>24571740
fpercival
any girls in adelaide want to get stoned and bang?
18/m/2047
looking for friends and people who like music and potentially want to play
email is [email protected]
>>24569013
>>24571387
ThaneForna
Who in syd wants to watch Dr. Strange this thursday evening?
>>24568979
Yeah bro. Newy here.
There's occasionally a few of us around.