Masturbation Thread just answers any questions you like >Gender?

>>24537901
>>Gender? Male
>>Ethnicity? White
>>Sexual orientation? Bi
>>current age? 18
>>the age you started 10
>>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate? Just started playing with it and it felt really good.
>>how often do you masturbate? Twice a day
>>how much time do you spend? Anywhere from a few minutes to a couple of hours
>>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating? See above
>>what is the longest you gone without masturbating? 3 months
>>details of how you masturbate? Get completely naked. Just stroke till I cum.
>>do make any noise/mess? No noise but a ton of mess
>>do you play with your breast/nipples? Nah
>>did you try anal,and do like it? I do it a little bit
>>what toys/homemade object do you use? None
>>what are some of your kinks/fetishes? Sometimes incest.
>>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc. Normally just porn. Gay or straight can do it.
>>what was the weridest things you use to get off? Not really sure
>>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm? After the three months I edged for 3 hours. Came buckets
>>were you ever caught,or had any close calls? Caught multiple times.
>>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?
Kik: RegencyDread

>Gender?
Male

>Ethnicity?
Caucasian/White

>Sexual orientation?
Straight

>current age?
25

>the age you started
12?

>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
I think I was just an odd kid. I was always getting erections when I was young and before I even understood sex/sexual activity. I was more fascinated than anything else by my own body and didn't even understand (and was even afraid) of orgasms. One day I just started using shampoo/liquid soap in the shower and always stopped before orgasm because I thought I had to pee. One day I decided to see what happened if I kept going and BOOM! biggest first orgasm ever conceived (at least it sure felt that). I've been masturbating ever since

>how often do you masturbate?
I would say a couple times a week

>how much time do you spend?
On average probably 30 minutes. I enjoy when I have the time (which is never) to try and spend an hour or so. I think it's fun haha

>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
Sometimes I try to race before getting into my day and try to finish in 5 minutes. Sometimes successful.. usually a fail

>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
Since I started? Hmm.. When I'm in relationships I don't really masturbate. Even in relationships I tend to have a need once in a while so the longest may have been a couple of months.

>details of how you masturbate?
Usually by hand. nothing special

>do make any noise/mess?
Mess? Yes.. Noise depends on how turned on I am or if I come home from a night of drinking because drunk wanking forces me to get really into it to get off haha

>do you play with your breast/nipples?
no

>did you try anal,and do like it?
only with toys. I have experimented a lot on my own and have not really enjoyed it at all.

>what toys/homemade object do you use?
These are all things I've purchased in exploring/trying new things. I own a vibrator, a prostate massager, a vibrating prostate massager, a vibrating bullet and a vibrating ring lol

>>24538219

>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
I'm super vanilla, but I'm just so turned on by Blowjobs and for some reason Anal (still hoping for a lass who will try it out). Not the Grotesque anal stuff.. I just feel that a woman willing to try it is just so hot. I'm also an ass man so that probably has a lot to do with it.

>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
Usually porn. I was first introduced to online porn through erotic stories though so occasionally I'll read to keep my mind active.

>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
When I was exploring masturbation when I was young I put two pillows between two mattresses, lubed up a plastic bag with baby oil and went to town on it hahah


>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
Either that very first one OR the first time a girl got me off. I'm not so easy to get and my first girlfriend didn't make me orgasm even once so the one girl who made it happen blew my mind. It was amazing

>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
Yes.. all when I was young. I was caught by my mother, brother, step-mom and my sister. All from me either not realizing anyone was home or simply not closing my door all the way. I mean.. The whole family knew when puberty was happening

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>Gender?
Male
>Ethnicity?
Caucasian
>Sexual orientation?
Straight/sometimes bi
>current age?
24
>the age you started
11
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
Older brothers watched porn
>how often do you masturbate?
Twice a week
>how much time do you spend?
Couple hours
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
Shortest 10 seconds or so, longest 40 minutes maybe
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
3-4 weeks I think
>details of how you masturbate?
I stroke slowly, I sometimes pinch between my middle, index and thumb and sometimes grip full fist, I pinch my peehole before I cum and then release
>do make any noise/mess?
No noise, but a mess for sure
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
No
>did you try anal,and do like it?
Yes and yes
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
Durex lube bottle, rave bracelet
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
Everything but scat, sick, children and beastiality
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc
Usually sph, cbt, joi, Femdom, masochism.
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
Shitting myself :( not proud of that at all, I was quite young
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
When I'd managed to slide my asshole over the thickest part of a 500ml bottle
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
Loads of close calls by dad and gf's
>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?
Kik- Maniczq
I fapped to orgasm denial joi last

Am i the only person who puts his penis between my legs and rub them to masturbate. I dont use lotion i dry rub. Everytime i masturbate i cum in 30 sec or less.

>>24537901
>>Gender?
Male
>>Ethnicity?
White
>>Sexual orientation?
Straight
>>current age?
24
>>the age you started
14
>>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
i don't recall that
>>how often do you masturbate?
1-2 times/day
>>how much time do you spend?
depends, from 10 mins to 2 hours
>>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
shortest 5 minutes, longest 6 hours
>>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
7days
>>details of how you masturbate?
old school hand
>>do make any noise/mess?
lot of mess, some noise
>>do you play with your breast/nipples?
no
>>did you try anal,and do like it?
tried it once or twice, did nothing to me
>>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
mostly amatuer porn, literotica stories etc.
>>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
i once faped to dog licking girl
>>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
after my longest edging season, almost passed out
>>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
i had few close calls but never been actually caught

>>24537901
>Gender?
Female

>Ethnicity?
White

>Sexual orientation?
I have sex with guys but I'm not totally sure.

>current age?
19

>the age you started
12

>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
Saw porn online.

>how often do you masturbate?
Most days

>how much time do you spend?
Depends. If I'm in a rush I can get done in 5 minutes. Otherwise usually around 20. Sometimes I'll lay in bed for an hour or more cumming over and over.

>details of how you masturbate?
I mostly rub my clit. Sometimes I'll finger myself with my other hand. I also have a butt plug that I like to wear on a rare occasion.

>do make any noise/mess?
If I'm home alone I'll make all the noise I need. I can squirt but I've only been able to make myself do it once.

>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
I love being dominated almost to the point of abuse. I like being tied up, choked, throatfucked, gagged, slapped, and getting my hair pulled.

>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
I have videos of me being fucked, choked, slapped, and thrown around that I watch.

>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
When I tried petplay.

>Gender?
male
>Ethnicity?
Anglo
>Sexual orientation?
straight
>current age?
18
>the age you started
cnat quite remember, maybe around 12? is that a reasonable time?
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
because i was horny, duh. i had heard about it, but didn't know quite how to. involved a bit of weird toying with my penis before i actually did it to orgasm.
>how often do you masturbate?
now i try once every third day, before, twice daily
>how much time do you spend?
depends, i could rub one out in seconds if i properly want to, but taking time is nice
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
maybe an hour or two, if you count multiple orgasms
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
about five days id say. not sure, but couldnt imagine much more than that
>details of how you masturbate?
sometimes using my skin, sometimes using lotion or such to have a bare contact. bare contact gets me off faster.
>do make any noise/mess?
noiseless, but i could be loud if i wanted
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
my nipples are vestigial
>did you try anal,and do like it?
a finger in my ass once or twice, don;t care for it
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
none
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
that would all be sex things. masturbation is just touching myself for now
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
4chan porn, saved porn, erotic text-based vidya, my imaginination
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
im pretty vanilla. maybe animal cock on girl stuff
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
my first orgasm i remember being electricity, good ones only come with time going without
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
im pretty sure my parents once or twice, but it wasn't weird after or anything. theyre human, they know it happens.
>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?
dont think anyone cares for me to. i would on request.

>>24539966
Double dubs

you must post a vid

>Gender?
Female
>Ethnicity?
Caucasian
>Sexual orientation?
Straight, mostly. I like boobs.
>Current age?
27
>The age you started?
Hm. Don't remember exactly, maybe 11 or 12.
>The reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
Had that nifty static channel on the TV. Lol, but seriously, my family got our first desktop PC when I was 11. The internet is for porn. Although my best friend introduced me to vibrators.
>How often do you masturbate?
It varies, but at least 1x/week.
>How much time do you spend?
>What is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
I don't time myself.
>What is the longest you gone without masturbating?
Idk, weeks? Months? Depression fucks with your sex drive.
>Details of how you masturbate?
Vibrators
>Do make any noise/mess?
I can, but typically, no.
>Do you play with your breasts/nipples?
I have 38DDDs, of course I do.
>Did you try anal, and do you like it?
I've tried it quite a few times. Not a huge fan, but I'll do it if the guy wants. (Or makes me)
>What toys/homemade object do you use?
I have multiple vibrators, but I've used cucumbers & bananas before.
>What are some of your kinks/fetishes?
Older/younger, bondage, rape play, double penetration, big cocks, incest
>What do you use to get off?
Porn videos, hentai
>What was the weirdest thing you used to get off?
Beastiality
>What was your best/most memorable orgasm?
Handcuffed, vibrator in ass, with black guy friend.
>Were you ever caught or had any close calls?
Multiple close calls, but have never been caught.
>Will you post the last you fap to, pic of you, stories, or contacts?
What? No.

>Gender?
Male
>Ethnicity?
Caucasian
>Sexual orientation?
Straight
>current age?
I'm 27
>the age you started
I don't remember honestly. I was probably 8, I would rub myself onto the couch and it was the best sensation ever. I didn't know it was basically masturbation.
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
It felt good, then I realized that I could make myself feel good replicating the rub, then moving my hand.
>how often do you masturbate?
It depends on my stress level and apathy. Sometimes I get bursts of horniness and I masturbate 4 times everyday, other times just once per week. It depends on what excites me, someone that flirts with me or is somewhat sexual can make me very excited gradually, which makes me happy.
>how much time do you spend?
It's always more than 30 and it used to be hours. It is still hours, but intermittently I think.
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
Let's see, shorted is probably minutes, longest is more than 5 hours for sure.
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
I think a month or slightly more, but it might be more than that. One time I didn't masturbate and I had a very sexual dream. After hours of dreaming it I came in the dream with the girl sucking harshly on me, and I kept ejaculating violently, so much that at one moment I became lucid and worried about it happening in real life. I woke up with a pool of cum under my pants and onto my blanket.
>details of how you masturbate?
I mostly use my hand, pretty normal. Swift, rapid movement, trying to focus on the glans/under it. Little slaps but they don't excite me, just to check how hard it is, then focused grips.

>>24540877
>do make any noise/mess?
I tend not to, but sometimes I breath really hard or become vocal, just slightly. The mess happens a few times when I think it's gonna be weak after a stressful series of day and it ends up being strong, fast and a lot of cum all of a sudden.
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
I thought of trying once, it did nothing for me. It's a turn off.
>did you try anal,and do like it?
I didn't, just tried dry humping. I'm open to things, but the idea doesn't lure me in.
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
I used a lot of things, from towels to vacuum cleaners to fruits.
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
cunnilingus, vanilla, ropes, forced orgasm, other supernatural fetishes, cumswallowing and continuing post-orgasm. (probably because I generally come at least two times and the second is often in a row). I tend to switch from time to time, but generally it goes from happy sex to forced lustful one.
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
Stories from time to time, imagination, porn videos that I liked or checking new ones in /gif/, hentai or d. I used to imagine more, and I'm worried about the change and the stress. Doing it with real people would be healthier (and I noticed from my own erections and responses).
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
Hmm I don't know. might've been a fruit.
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
Beside the dream one, I think some of those I had with people. Funnily enough not with my ex, but with friends that I didn't even know much, more like acquaintances that wanted to have something romantic with me.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
I was sadly seen this year one night, but thanks to reflexes and their sleepiness I made my mother believe it was a dream or she had imagined it. Either that or she silently pretended to have dreamed it. I'm displeased by it because it's normal to do it, but it's still something you should keep for yourself.

>>24539978
Do you have snapchat?

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>>24540913
>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?

I don't really think there's anyone interested in contacting, although finding a healthy someone with whom to masturbate from time to time without hassles could be good to get back some healthiness and openess sexually, which are getting lower and lower for me.

As for what I masturbated to, I generally really like breasts and few particular things I have saved, among which cock worshipping. I often masturbated to people I liked orgasming thanks to me, but I stopped doing that since it didn't work out between us.
One video that I found and I often open back is posted in pic related, it's the mixture of nice clothes and nice breasts that probably does the trick.

>Male
>White Australian
>Straight. But i wwatch gay porn...
>22
>10
>dick felt nice in satin boxers.
>mostly twice aday.
>quickie 5 minutes. Or edging for 2hours.
>edged for a whole day if tthat counts.
>2 weeks tried no fap but failed.
>i jerk off ay work alot. Cum in a tisssue and dump it.
>i cum a lot. Its hard to clean up.
>somtimes
>i love anal.
>I have a plug and a viabrator.
>i like public stuff.
>pretty much all porn is great..
>tranny porn, gay, idk i like alott of stufff.
>edged for hours, had toys in my ass couldnt hold any longer and came hands free.
>almost got caught countless time by parents. A friend walked in just as i was cumming, i fliped my dick into my pants and had cum filled underwear, felt good.
>kik si_west_11

>Gender?
male
>Ethnicity?
white
>Sexual orientation?
more or less straight
>current age?
24
>the age you started
13-14
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
Heard some of the older guys on the bus to school talking about it, was curious
>how often do you masturbate?
~1 time/day
>how much time do you spend?
On average about 10-20 minutes
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
Shortest? probably ~2 minutes
Longest? I wanna say somewhere between 2 and 3 hours?
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
2 weeks
>details of how you masturbate?
I don't know with my hand? Sometimes lube
>do make any noise/mess?
I try not to, unless I'm with my GF
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
Not always, but I do sometimes
>did you try anal,and do like it?
Have tried, do like
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
None really
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
None really? I don't think so at least
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
Porn. I prefer amateur/cam stuff
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
I don't know?
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
I came so hard I nearly passed out
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
Had a roommate walk in on me masturbating with a trap on skype
>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?
Probably not

>>24539966
>Sometimes I'll lay in bed for an hour or more cumming over and over.
Man I wish I could do that, male refractory periods suck.

Most I've done was 4 times in a 2-3 hour period, it was glorious, best /b/ thread chain ever.

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>>24537901
Man that guy has tiny balls

>>24540056
>
don't sound strait

>Gender?
F
>Ethnicity?
White
>Sexual orientation?
Straight
>current age?
22
>the age you started
10
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
Used to fiddle around and kind of teached myself
>how often do you masturbate?
About every night
>how much time do you spend?
30min-1hour
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
Short: 5 min. Long: 3hours
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
3 weeks on a camping with friends
>details of how you masturbate?
Usually start by fiddling around untill wet and then add something dildy like a hairbrush
>do make any noise/mess?
Usually not but one time i got so wet i had to change the sheets if i wanted to sleep
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
Mostly suck my nipples
>did you try anal,and do like it?
I put something in sometimes for stimulation
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
Hairbrush/pens
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
Pinching
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
Mostly big dicks and hardcore or stories from this board
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
Biting my nipples
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
When i came back from the 3 week vacation
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
Got caught by my brother once when i was 15, but i caught him too one time so we dont mention it

>>24542595
>Mostly big dicks
You're awesome.

You also introduced me to the word dildy. Good word.

>>24542602
Thanms, couldn't imagine a fitting english word

>>24542659
You're welcome, and I hope you get the big dick of your dreams. I love size queens.

>>24542602
>>24542659
'phallic' might be the word you were looking for, but dildy is way more fun.
come over here so i can watch you play with yourself and worship our thick cocks while you suck me and my roommate off

>>24542691
Dildy sounds way more fun indeed
Where you from?

>>24542698
east coast usa. are you european?

>>24542691
That's a really nice dick, I can see why she wants to know where you are. Do you know for a fact that your roommate is also well endowed?

>>24542709
Yeah sadly

>>24542713
You gonna join me on a road trip to the usa?

>>24542720
i don't want to fill the thread with stuff about me but if you want to talk more i have kik and skype

>>24542723
Based on your description and the prospect of some cock worship alongside you, I'd be pretty tempted. My gf might object but we could bring her along too.

Going to answer the questions now...
>Gender?
m
>Ethnicity?
white
>Sexual orientation?
mostly straight
>current age?
28
>the age you started
10
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
I worked it out for myself before I heard anyone else discuss it. It just felt good so I kept doing it.
>how often do you masturbate?
Most days
>how much time do you spend?
Varies
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
Anything from a few minutes to several hours. I enjoy taking time over it.
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
Maybe a week and a half or so?
>details of how you masturbate?
I'm uncut and produce a lot of precum, so there's a lot of sliding my foreskin back and forth over the head, and then rubbing all the precum all over my whole cock to feel really messy
>do make any noise/mess?
Not noise, but I cum a lot
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
No
>did you try anal,and do like it?
Only occasionally, but it feels good
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
I've borrowed my gf's dildo before - but I wrapped it in a condom for hygiene
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
So many. But right now given the discussion ITT, size queens is the one I have in mind. In general I like women who are unashamed about enjoying sex.
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
A mixture of porn, stories (I much prefer true ones) and imagination/memories/fantasies
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
I made myself cum once by rubbing my cock against my gf's thigh, if that counts.
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
Hard to say, but when I edge for a long time it feels incredible when I cum
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
Not really, but a few close calls with family

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>>24542730
>>24542723
>>24542713
come one come all

>>24542769
Nice balls!

>Gender?
Male
>Ethnicity?
White
>Sexual orientation?
Straight
>current age?
25
>the age you started
9
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
My older male cousin taught me how by jerking me off.
>how often do you masturbate?
3 to 4 times a week
>how much time do you spend?
Anywhere between 45 minutes to 3 hours.
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
Shortest is 10 seconds.
Longest is 8 hours.
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
Maybe a week?
>do make any noise/mess?
No noise mostly, and sometimes I like to make a mess. ;)
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
No
>did you try anal,and do like it?
I did try it, both receiving and giving. Don't mind it but prefer vaginal.
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
None currently!
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
I love humiliation. I love bigger, thicker girls, especially ones with small tits. Dominant girls are another favorite. Shemales, MMF, gangbangs, BBC...
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
Cam, Kik, porn, soc, b, google
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
Yeah, but it was uneventful.

>Gender?
Male
>Ethnicity?
White
>Sexual orientation?
Straight
>current age?
25
>the age you started
9
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
My older male cousin taught me how by jerking me off.
>how often do you masturbate?
3 to 4 times a week
>how much time do you spend?
Anywhere between 45 minutes to 3 hours.
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
Shortest is 10 seconds.
Longest is 8 hours.
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
Maybe a week?
>do make any noise/mess?
No noise mostly, and sometimes I like to make a mess. ;)
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
No
>did you try anal,and do like it?
I did try it, both receiving and giving. Don't mind it but prefer vaginal.
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
None currently!
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
I love humiliation. I love bigger, thicker girls, especially ones with small tits. Dominant girls are another favorite. Shemales, MMF, gangbangs, BBC...
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
Cam, Kik, porn, soc, b, google
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
Yeah, but it was uneventful.

>>24542841
>I love bigger, thicker girls, especially ones with small tits.
Tfw my girl is thick with small tits and a giant ass

>>24542852
Damn, I'm jealous I'd love to see a pic of her.

>Gender?
male
>Ethnicity?
white
>Sexual orientation?
straight
>current age?
22
>the age you started
12/13?
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
i think i read some kind of "sex for kids" type book that told me about it, thought it sounded fun, it was
>how often do you masturbate?
once a day, maybe twice on the weekends if i'm particularly horny
>how much time do you spend?
30 minutes finding something to fap to, 10-15 actually fapping at most
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
shortest: dunno but very fast, sonic the hedgehog would approve
longest: the time i took 60mg of vyvanse
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
almost a month--on a long trip with my family over summer
>details of how you masturbate?
exactly what you expect. i'm cut but don't need lube
>do make any noise/mess?
i mean, i shoot cum usually on my stomach/chest area and it gets on my hand too
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
negative
>did you try anal,and do like it?
no, n/a
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
none, i'd use a fleshlight or whatever if i had one but don't want to pay for one
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
in porn, i like anything non-professional, even voyeur/exhibitionism stuff to an extent. i just want to see "authenticity"
in real life, i can be dominant and usually tend that direction, but i don't like gags/rope/sex play that requires outside equipment. i'm happy to use my hands to spank/choke/whatever
public play is fun too
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
porn mostly
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
i've fucked two pillows with silk pillowcases on before
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
spend the night at a rich friend's lake cabin thing with some friends (mixed, guys and girls)
heard a good female friend loudly masturbate in the shower at 1am
came everywhere
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
negative

>>24542863
She's all mine I'm afraid. You'll just have to imagine and fap. She's very pear-shaped. Thick thighs.

>>24542841
>>24542867
We all like making a mess of ourselves :)

>>24540056
Shame there's no contact, you sound pretty interesting. I've managed to cum to pretty much everything too

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>Gender?
F
>Ethnicity?
White (european)
>Sexual orientation?
Hetero
>current age?
21
>the age you started
13
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
Everybody does lol
>how often do you masturbate?
Every once in a while
>how much time do you spend?
About an hour
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
Shortest maybe 10min and longest dunno
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
Age 0-13 :b
>details of how you masturbate?
Shower head
>do make any noise/mess?
No
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
Yes
>did you try anal,and do like it?
Yes and no
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
Shower head
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
Daddy stuff
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
Porn
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
Lesbian porn
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
First time when i tried it with the shower head thing
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
No
>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?
Enjoy bra pic

>>24543080
Beautiful! The bra suits you.

>>24543080
This will be used now.

Heart rate monitor, curious to see what it looks like.

>Gender?
M
>Ethnicity?
White
>Sexual orientation?
mostly on the straight side
>current age?
27
>the age you started
12-13
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
Friend and I used to touch each other... Started doing it myself I guess
>how often do you masturbate?
Varies 1 - 4 times a day
>how much time do you spend?
quickie ~5min usually ~30min
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
30 sec/~3 hours
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
week and a half
>details of how you masturbate?
Tickle the perenium while I build up then standard full hand grip...
>do make any noise/mess?
usually eat it
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
na
>did you try anal,and do like it?
yes and yes (while masturbating love it when my GF fingers me)
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
Infrequent but I've used a pool sucker, made fleshlights with condoms and cups, butt plug that I've gone off of.
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
Too many to list. Pervert really. Don't like rapey stuff but abuse and domination I do.
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
See above
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
dalmation and a chick..
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
ruined my orgasm 3 times with the same boner then when I followed through I nearly fell over.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
Too often
>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?
>>24543080 this in a few moments. soon as the house is emptty

>>24543115
>while masturbating love it when my GF fingers me
It's the best

>>24543118
Sometimes I really have to slow down to make it last. I remember the first time... we were so drunk and just trying new things

>>24543120
She tells me I'm a dirty boy and gets really into it. I just love it.

>>24537901
>Gender?
Male.

>Ethnicity?
Hun/mutt. Typical American white.

>Sexual orientation?
Mostly straight. I have been known to fap to really fishy t-girls though.

>current age?
41.

>the age you started
Around the 12-13 mark. Not 100% sure.

>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
Something to do with all of the erections I got.

>how often do you masturbate?
3-5 time a week.

>how much time do you spend?
10 to 30 minutes, depending.

>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
Shortest, probably two minutes. Longest? Almost an hour.

>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
Almost a week.

>details of how you masturbate?
Manually, no lube. right hand, if you must know.

>do make any noise/mess?
No, not really. On both counts.

>do you play with your breast/nipples?
No.

>did you try anal,and do like it?
I did, and not really.

>what toys/homemade object do you use?
None.

>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
Oh, dear... Ageplay, bald girls, insertions, just to name a few.

>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
All of the above. to one degree or another. Another source I use is IRC chat.

>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
Nothing really.

>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
Hmm... I'm kind of drawing a blank.

>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
Nope.

>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?
Heh... You can find me on Undernet.org... FetishDad...

>>24543124
She hasn't done it in a while but we've had some epic sex lately

>>24543127
Mine doesn't do it often either. I often fap in front of her though and she watches. What have you done with your girl recently that was epic?

>>24543128
Fairly vanilla actually. just jumping on to me and fucking my brains out.
kik = supahuman32 if you like?

>Gender?
Male
>Ethnicity?
White
>Sexual orientation?
Hetero
>current age?
21
>the age you started
10
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
shower with my cousin fem, she put her hand in my micro dick(in this time) and masturbate me, me in other day, repeat solo and cum
>how often do you masturbate?
2, or 3
>how much time do you spend?
40 min
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
1 min, 7 hours
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
8 months
>details of how you masturbate?
like everyone
>do make any noise/mess?
maybe
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
2 hands free, yes
>did you try anal,and do like it?
never do it
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
penis ring
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
creampie, dom
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
amateur girls, Black pink pussy, trap, ftm or mtf
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
my fem friend hand, shes sleeping
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
had sex with a friends college, shes red, and i creampie her all of my cum
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
my Granma catches me
>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?
sc: gbfgox

>>24543135
That's cool, it doesn't have to be kinky to be epic. Does she like being on top?

>>24543135
Oh and I don't have kik sorry

>>24543138
More often I'm on top. her best is lying on her stomach... she cums super fast and then I pull out and cum all over her back.

Chat on kik? going to now...

>>24543140
google chat or similar? haha I feel like sharing for some reason

>>24543142
I love that one. The one we always end up in by the time I cum is doggy. She's just made for it. She loves the feeling of being pounded.

>>24543143
You could email me
[email protected]

>>24543144
I can also thrust at my pleasure and not worry about hitting her cervix. I'm just a touch too long for her

>Gender?
Male
>Ethnicity?
White
>Sexual orientation?
Straight
>current age?
30
>the age you started
5? 6? I was pretty young
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
Noticed it felt good when I touched my penis, so I kept doing it.
>how often do you masturbate?
At least 3 times a week.
>how much time do you spend?
Varies
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
Shortest would probably be a few minutes. Longest? Several hours
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating? 3 or 4 years, I think.
>details of how you masturbate?
Circumcised, so I lube with spit if I'm using my hand. I usually fuck a fleshlight and use actual lube for that.
>do make any noise/mess?
I don't make a mess unless I'm in the bathroom. Easy cleanup in there. As for noise, I do tend to moan when I get close to orgasm.
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
Nope
>did you try anal,and do like it?
Tried it a few times with different things, not into it.
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
Fleshlight usually, also have a stroker molded from Sasha Grey's mouth, but I haven't used it for a while.
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
Incest
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
Porn videos mostly or interactive stories on Chyoa if I'm at my desk.
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
Used some of my dad's sex toys when I was a teen.
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
As a teen I shot a spurt clear across the room onto the wall.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
Never really caught, but when I was using one of my dad's toys he heard me running to the bathroom (from his bedroom) when I heard him outside the door. So I'm sure he knew.
>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?
Last thing I fapped to was a story on Chyoa, don't remember which, but I like the mind control ones.

>Gender?
Male
>Ethnicity?
White
>Sexual orientation?
Bi
>current age?
28
>the age you started
10 or 11
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
I randomly noticed that rubbing my dick felt good. Not much more to it than that.
>how often do you masturbate?
Maybe once a week on average.
>how much time do you spend?
I like to use an hour or two.
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
Shortest was probably about a minute, longest around 4 hours.
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
Not counting my earliest years, about 6 months.
>details of how you masturbate?
Mostly anally nowadays. I clean my butt out then stimulate my prostate until I get tired.
>do make any noise/mess?
I'm not very loud and I'm pretty good about not making a mess.
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
I enjoy nipple stimulation, although it's not something I do all that often.
>did you try anal,and do like it?
Yes, it's how I usually masturbate unless I don't have time for it.
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
Various cylindrical bottles/containers. Sometimes a big sharpie with the little protrusions cut off if I don't feel like using anything big that day.
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
Public sex is a fun one. Dark room, ass up scenes are hot to me, but I wouldn't do a genuine anon scene since I'm picky about whom I let fuck me. Too many crazy, careless people out there.
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
Sometimes amateur pics/videos, but usually nothing.
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
Weirdest thing I've ever used is probably an old water gun whose handle magically fit into me perfectly.
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
Hard to say. The ones that take longer to reach are always better.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
I haven't been caught.
>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?
Kik: ChibilN

>Gender?
male
>Ethnicity?
white
>Sexual orientation?
bi
>current age?
63
>the age you started
10?
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
for some reason I was into self-CBT and used to orgasm while doing it. had no idea it was "masturbation". a friend told me about stroking it and that's when I first started manual masturbation.
>how often do you masturbate?
4-5 times a week
>how much time do you spend?
5 minutes each time
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
shortest was about two minutes. longest was about an hour and included butt play.
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
about a month after prostate surgery
>details of how you masturbate?
usually just hand and lube
>do make any noise/mess?
some grunts but that's about it
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
yes. love pinching my nipples
>did you try anal,and do like it?
I have both given and received anal and sometimes include anal when I masturbate
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
rabbit vibe and a prostate stimulator (both my wife's)
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
age differences Mf or Mm
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
almost exclusively erotic stories. kind of burnt out on porn
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
when I was young I used to dress in my mother's sluttiest clothes and fuck myself with a plastic bottle
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
an hour spent trying to have a prostate orgasm. never did but when I finally jerked off I passed out for about 10 minutes
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
my brother caught me once. he apologized and that was it.

>>24537901

>Gender?
Male
>Ethnicity?
Asian
>Sexual orientation?
Straight 98%
>current age?
34
>the age you started
16
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
I was curious about porn and about my body
>how often do you masturbate?
at least once a day, usually 4 times a day
>how much time do you spend?
5~30 minutes
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
50minutes
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
not sure, probably 6 days
>details of how you masturbate?
usually sitting, using my right hand for the job. I kinda need to keep my legs straight, though. Sometimes I selfsuck
>do make any noise/mess?
no, almost never
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
no, it's a great turn down. Kinda irritating
>did you try anal,and do like it?
uh, no. Anus is sensitive, yes, I am sure it could be used sexually, but I rarely find it arousing.
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
nothing, actually
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
cum out the window of a high building, or leaving cum on light switches. Also, food in which cum was used as ingredient, but nobody knows
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
porn movies
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
rubbing my legs together.
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
I was masturbating for a classmate once and the cumshot came up in my eye. my cumshots never go up, they always drip off, so it was oddly satisfying
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
Not really. I was probably caught, but never told about it.
>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?
I could, but I don't think anybody would want anyway.

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>Gender?
m
>Ethnicity?
white
>Sexual orientation?
straight
>current age?
31
>the age you started
about 12
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
was in a friends house and found a pair of his mums thong in the bathroom and smelt them and went home to fap
>how often do you masturbate?
once every 2 or 3 days
>how much time do you spend?
anywhere from 3 to 12 hours on my days off work
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
Don't really have a short time i like to go for hours, same with sex
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
probably close to, two weeks
>details of how you masturbate?
fap using the porn sites i have bookmarked, see pic
>do make any noise/mess?
no noise, a lot of mess, the cum builds up when i don't do it for days then when i do it i do it for hours
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
no
>did you try anal,and do like it?
no and no
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
non
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
non really, I like older woman and like women sitting on my face and grinding
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
pics and vids
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
no idea
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
too many to remember
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
no
>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?
no but here's my bookmarked fap folders i use

twitter, tumblr, and fab swigers are god tier for amateur pics, oh and some sub reddits

>Gender?
Female
>Ethnicity?
White
>Sexual orientation?
Straight
>current age?
18
>the age you started
I think 14 or 15 but I tried to do it when I was 9 and didn't feel anything
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
All of a sudden woke up having an orgasm. Every time I touched myself I orgasmed and I've done it ever since. Tried to do it when I was younger because I would stay up reading hentai.
>how often do you masturbate?
Five times a day minimum, planning on quitting.
>how much time do you spend?
Getting myself to orgasm takes less than 10 minutes but I do it multiple times.
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
Seconds/Maybe 20 minutes edging
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
About a week. I was on my way to giving it up but it didn't work out.
>details of how you masturbate?
Just use my hand and rub myself. I've never inserted anything. Tried using a shower head and it feels good but I never climax with it.
>do make any noise/mess?
Noise yes, mess not really.
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
No. I have hardly any sensation in my nipples, although sometimes I like to make them cold.
>did you try anal,and do like it?
Sort of, and I like it but I probably won't try it again anytime soon.
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
None. Tried using a pillow and shower head but it doesn't beat the hand.
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
None really. I like lovey-dovey vanilla sex.
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
Mostly my imagination. If not then /gif/ and maybe rule34 if I'm in the mood.
>what was the weirdest things you use to get off?
Hentai manga and doujins, especially ones about rape. It doesn't turn me on to think about me getting raped though.
>what was your best orgasm/memorable orgasm?
My first one.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
Yes but nothing interesting
>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?
No

>Gender?
Male
>Ethnicity?
White
>Sexual orientation?
Straight
>current age?
22
>the age you started
About 10
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
Watching anime at 3am, porn infomercials came on and made my pants feel funny. You can guess from there.
>how often do you masturbate?
Maybe once a day, or every other.
>how much time do you spend?
Could be 10 minutes, or an hour.
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
About 10 minutes when I first discovered trap porn, more than an hour when I had nothing else to do that day.
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
Maybe a month in no fap November last year. Think I make it all the way through.
>details of how you masturbate?
I'm uncut, so I play with my foreskin/head a lot, and I'm kinda rough on it.
>do make any noise/mess?
Nope. I usually share a room with my brother.
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
No.
>did you try anal,and do like it?
Tried it, don't like it. I've orgasmed from it, but I didn't think it's worth it.
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
Fleshlight.
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
Mommy shit, like feeling loved and cared for.
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
I like stories, porn, sexting.
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
Nothing, really. I've always used real toys.
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
The anal one. It was amazing, but so not worth it to me.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
Grandma walked in on me once. Didn't say anything, just left.
>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?
Kik is manbearbeardy, you can contact for stuff.

Girls how long can you masturbate before it just straight up hurts

>Gender?
f
>Ethnicity?
white
>Sexual orientation?
straight
>current age?
21
>the age you started
12-13
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
can't remember, just happened naturally
>how often do you masturbate?
2-3times/week
>how much time do you spend?
without any other stimulation (porn etc) +-20 min. with +-15min
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
longest, an hour or so. Shortest, +-10min
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
2 weeks or so
>details of how you masturbate?
rubbing clit or fingers in pussy, i rarely hump or put something in it except my fingers
>do make any noise/mess?
noise, rarely. mess, things sometimes get wet
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
Yes, but mainly just to have something to do with my other hand.
>did you try anal,and do like it?
not more than one finger, knowing that something was in there did more than the feeling itself
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
my first time "toy" was with a carrot.
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
bondage, public
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
if i need it to happen quick, porn. But I prefer erotic stories
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
that would be that carrot.
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
after I had my first orgasm by fingering, i kept stimulating my clit while fantasising about something and came a second time under 30 min
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
yea, but it was my mom so it could have been worse
>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?
https://www.literotica.com/s/alphas-prey

>>24544262
how could it been worse,getting caught?

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>>24537901
>Male
>Hispanic/White
>hetero
>23
>11
>At first I just rubbed my cock against pillows and noticed it felt great, kept it going until I had my first ejaculation and kept going.
>Masturbate pretty much once a day unless im busy or tired in which case ill do it every other day.
>Usually about an hour in total depending on if I wanna jerk it to porn or just fantasize.
>Shortest time, 10 minutes, longest time about 2 hours edging.
>Longest I've gone is about 3 days, a long busy weekend.
>I like to just lay down comfortably on my bed and get a soft towel, the type we have just feel good against my cock, I just stroke it softly imagining what could be wrapped around it right now, I also own two fleshlights so sometimes I'll use them, do the standard warm it up in hot water lube up my cock and the fleshlight and slide it along gently then as time goes on go faster and faster until I'm ready to burst.
>I used to be quiet but over the years I've gotten more comfortable with myself and I'm fairly loud as long as im alone in the house if there are people I keep my self quiet, sometimes with a pillow.
>Never played with my nipples
>Towels, Fleshlights
>Never tried anal play, don't intend to
>I haven't tried it yet but I'd like to get into dominating my girl by having her tied up, Also don't mind her having her way with me as long as I can see it, I have a thing for panties and prefer to fuck with her still wearing them, obsessed with ass and she loves anal so thats a win for me.
>Erotic audio, amateur porn, hentai and images or videos of my girlfriend.
>I'd say the weirdest things i've ever used to get off were a pair of panties I stole once.
>The best orgasm I ever had was when I edged for 2 hours on a skype call with my girl and came all over a towel right in front of the camera, get a chub just thinking about it.
>Never been caught ever somehow and I plan to keep it that way.
Pic related, last thing I fapped to

>>24544576
it could've been my dad

>male
>Scots Irish
>straight
>41
>12
>just exploring my body after I'd grown pubes, wasn't expecting that amazing feeling that came with ejaculation at all
>most nights
>varies
>a couple of minutes
>about two weeks
>get turned on looking at pictures, stroke a bit, play with my foreskin, hopefully precum a bit, then move onto camgirl or video when it's approaching cumtime
>not much noise, but obviously some cum, I precum a lot too
>no
>no
>none, maybe olive oil as lube
> love watching girls masturbate
>chaturbate probably my favourite place to cum now
>not sure
>after two weeks with no orgasm, I came buckets, and could feel the aftershock of that really good cum for hours afterwards
>a few close calls with flatmates
>no, gonna go and wank at chaturbate in a minute

>>w,stories,or contacts?

>Gender?
M
>Ethnicity?
White
>Sexual orientation?
Heteroflexible
>current age?
33
>the age you started
12
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
was dry-humping my bed and it felt good so I moved on to rubbing my dick.
>how often do you masturbate?
2-3 times a day
>how much time do you spend?
20-40 minutes
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
shortest: under a minute. longest: about two hours with a ton of edging.
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
two weeks, when my ex put me in a cage.
>details of how you masturbate?
no lube, sitting up
>do make any noise/mess?
sometimes
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
sometimes
>did you try anal,and do like it?
yes and yes. I have a couple of butt plugs but I don't use them very often
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
started with pens and spoons, and moved on from there.
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
forced gay, femdom, humiliation, objectification, light bondage.
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
porn, talking to people online.
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
probably some cartoon character.
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
on omegle, this BEAUTIFUL woman made me fuck my ass for a solid 30 minutes while she masturbated on cam, then I had to cum in a dish and lick it up.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
not really, no
>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?
contact: kik: loudjew, email: [email protected]

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>Gender?
F
>Ethnicity?
Filipino
>Sexual orientation?
Straight-ish
>current age?
23
>the age you started
11
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
Was up late one night watching TV when the Girls Gone Wild commercials came on. It made me feel tingly down there so I went down to inspect. Haven't looked back ever since
>how often do you masturbate?
At least daily
>how much time do you spend?
5-15 minutes
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
2 min/30 min
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
3 days idk
>details of how you masturbate?
Reach into my spank bank and rub a dub dub. I use vibe when I watch porn
>do make any noise/mess?
Yes/sometimes. I talk dirty and degrade myself. I don't think I could stand it if someone did it to me tho am sensitive. I get creamy when I've been at it a while with my vibe.
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
I squeeze them
>did you try anal,and do like it?
No and no
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
6 inch vibe
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
Creampies, biting, choking, hair pulling
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
Any and all porn, rarely stories. I've been on an incest kick lately. Mother/son
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
I used a remote and a hairbrush handle before I got my toy
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
First time bf came in me. We came together and it was so intense I couldn't stop convulsing for at least 5 min.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
Close when I lived with family. Wasn't allowed to lock door.
>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?
Fapped to morning creampie before bf went to work shrug

>>24546137
Mother/son is hot as fuck. Haven't heard of many women into that, though.

>Gender?
F
>Ethnicity?
White
>Sexual orientation?
Straight
>current age?
26
>the age you started
Birth
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
Had really severe childhood Aspergers and OCD. Been self-stimulating for as long as any of us can remember.
>how often do you masturbate?
I used to do it literally constantly. Now I almost never do unless it's with my partner.
>how much time do you spend?
About 30 seconds.
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
Shortest, five seconds probably. Longest, maybe two minutes.
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
Years. I don't crave it the way other people do.
>details of how you masturbate?
Masturbation isn't fun for me after years of doing it. Overstimulation has left me with significantly reduced sensation, and I can only make myself cum reliably in one position. On my stomach.
>do make any noise/mess?
Sometimes I talk to myself or make small noises.
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
Never.
>did you try anal,and do like it?
My partner and I LOVE anal but I'd never do it on my own.
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
None.
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
BDSM, slave/dom, torture, OTP sex, bullying
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
My partner draws things for me sometimes, but I mostly just use my imagination.
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
When I was in middle school I had a HUGE stuffed bear. I sat it up and taped my electric toothbrush to its groin. Then I sat on its lap and tried to get off. It didn't work as planned.
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
When my partner made me cum during sex for the first time. It had never happened before and it really caught me off guard. Also the first time I ever orgasmed during anal, that was great.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
I had no concept of shame as a kid, and didn't know it was something to keep private, so I did it everywhere.

>Gender?
F
>Ethnicity?
white
>Sexual orientation?
straight
>current age?
26
>the age you started
14
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
I was curious, had a guy finger me for the first time and liked it and thought I could do better.
>how often do you masturbate?
1-3 times a week
>how much time do you spend?
10-30 minutes
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
probably under 2 minutes/45 minutes - 1 hour
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
couple of months
>details of how you masturbate?
I use a small bullet vibrator or fingers, if I want to go for insertion, usually a hairbrush
>do make any noise/mess?
no noises, but I get very, very wet
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
Sometimes I'll give a few squeezes during or play with my nipples to get started
>did you try anal,and do like it?
Yes and no
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
Bullet vibrator and hair brush. Had a suction dildo in college, but it was kind of impractical
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
I like public nudity/sex and multiple big boob women on a well hung guy
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
Mostly just go for it, but I've watched some porn (see above)
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
I've used some penis shaped vegetables
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
First time using a vibrator (17 or 18 I think) felt like a drug
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
Caught by my mom once on my own and once with a partner, caught by someone who lived in my dorm (I left my door unlocked and she walked in)

>>24541133
How do you cum hands free?

>Gender?
M
>Ethnicity?
White
>Sexual orientation?
Straight
>current age?
22
>the age you started
Hmm, 9? More or less
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
Used to like those kind of water springs in the pools, they felt good idk. One day I spontaneously discovered that that feeling could be reproduced with my hand, so there we go.
>how often do you masturbate?
At least daily
>how much time do you spend?
Usually more than half an hour, it may take me an hour more or less sometimes
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
10 minutes / literally +2 hours(ended exhausted)
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
Two months when I was like 12 or something. Once I got the habit a week or so
>details of how you masturbate?
Basic as basic can be. Dry.
>do make any noise/mess?
No, I try to keep it quiet
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
No
>did you try anal,and do like it?
Not tried, maybe one day
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
Nothing yet
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
Except things that go too far for me like hardcore BDSM, Scat, etc, almost anything
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
Porn mainly, since recently I got into this board, exhibition and voyeurism has become one of the main origins of my "action"
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
Never liked and I don't like zoo at all, but once someone posted a webm on /b/ of a girl putting peanut butter on her pussy and letting her dog to lick it while she masturbated. For some reason that turned me on quite a lot.
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
Probably the first time I masturbated with someone while sexting. Discovered I liked that feel of "private exhibition" a lot.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
I was once caught by a neighbor, since our windows are quite close.
>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?
Can leave Kik if someone wants to do stuff, no guys pls

>>24547098
Do you feel you still surpass all your lovers' ability?

>Gender?
male

>Ethnicity?
white

>Sexual orientation?
straight

>current age?
23

>the age you started
around 12/13

>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
dont remeber, think i tried one time and started to like it

>how often do you masturbate?
3-12 times a week

>how much time do you spend?
depends on how much time i have

>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
shortest around 2 minutes, longest 3 hours

>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
1 1/2 weeks

>details of how you masturbate?
sometimes just standard wanking, sometimes i use a fleshlight or tie my dick/balls tight and then do it. varying quite often

>do make any noise/mess?
not really, sometimes moaning

>do you play with your breast/nipples?
nope

>did you try anal,and do like it?
tried it, didnt like it

>what toys/homemade object do you use?
fleshlights, cockrings, ropes

>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
Kinda into soft BDSM and got a thing for blood
nice corsages or sexy underwear

>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
plain porn, exhibitionism (real and on camchat sites), pics of girls i know

>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
dont know, never took weird stuff for wanking

>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
first time i wanked on videochat for over an hour. was the nicest relief ive ever had when i finished

>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
my mom came in on me once, didnt see it tho, cause i was under the blanket

>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?
will exchange pics if wanted

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>Gender?
Male
>Ethnicity?
White
>Sexual orientation?
Straight
>current age?
27
>the age you started
14-15? I think?
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate?
Basically watching IFC
>how often do you masturbate?
Generally 3-4 times a week on average.
>how much time do you spend?
It really depends, 10-15 minutes if need be
>what is your shortest/longest time masturbating?
Shortest - Likely a minute or less
Longest - 90 minutes.
>what is the longest you gone without masturbating?
2.5-3 weeks if I remember the longest drought
>details of how you masturbate?
Loose-ish grip, letting thumb and index finger be as free as possible as the need arises
>do make any noise/mess?
Silent. Always be prepared, y'all.
>do you play with your breast/nipples?
Nah.
>did you try anal,and do like it?
Honestly not a fan of 100% anal, but otherwise, I'm a big proponent
>what toys/homemade object do you use?
N/A
>what are some of your kinks/fetishes?
Creampies were an old staple. Fit asians always were, too. Who doesn't love POV? Never got into BDSM really.
>what do you use to get off?:rule34,porn,erotic stories,or etc.
Haven't R34'd in a long time, been pretty vanilla lately, even though I'm sort of in a slump.
>what was the weridest things you use to get off?
Giada.
>what was your best orgasm/rememberable orgasm?
That 90 minute long one with a partner on snapchat. Largest load of my life, easily.
>were you ever caught,or had any close calls?
Caught? No. Close calls? Absolutely
>will you post the last you fap to, pic of you ,stories,or contacts?
Nothing too impressive. I will post contact if any ladies like.

>>24547814
Nice spaghetti cock

>>24549044
kek