Just want to know if anyone remembers me Used to post 3 years

>>24529354
I used to have a massive crush on that beetlejuice girl.

If you are just as cute, lets get married.

I dont have much to offer, but I got a solid 8/10 cock. And Im a good cook.

>>24529374
lol I'd say she's better looking but that's because she's one of my favorite actresses.

>>24529380
Post pictures bub. Gonna need the 3. One of the face, one of the body, one nude.

The essentials.

>>24529380
eh that girls not that good lookin, ill give you a 5/10

>>24529387
Impressive, very nice.

>>24529387
I think youre pretty cute. Though, I personally dont like braids.

Can you chikchikiboom? This is important..

I, too, had a young childhood crush on Lydia Deetz.

pls be in Texas <3

>>24529396
Gracias

>>24529397
Eh it was hot and hair is annoying.

Why did all I think about was the movie the mask with that question.

>>24529400
No sorry :( you're quite far

>>24529387
>>24529399

You're like a 9 in my book but I have a thing for goth style and daddy issues so I'm slightly biased.

>>24529414
Eh whatever floats your boat the 9 I appreciate. But don't worry my daddy issues aren't too absurd he just died of a cocaine overdose when I was 4. So they're pretty mild ;)

Babe. You in NJ? Wanna go to da bar and feel my big ass muscles and go to the beach?

>Hey guys, GIRL HERE, just posting another thread about MYSELF. Essentially I want everybody to post here and orbit me for my own narcissistic gains, while not contributing anything of value at all to the board!!! lol!!! t-t-tell me I'm pretty because my daddy never did!!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!213!!!212!!!3111!!!11
Kill yourself

>>24529425
Nope sorry not in jersey.

>>24529413

</3 ;-;

>>24529419

That's rough. My parental issues are due to arguable neglect so I can't really empathize.

>>24529429
Oh yes because every other post on this board is so sophisticated and joyous.

>>24529433
Well now what am I supposed to do? Youve reinstated my bettlejuice girl crush.

Theres no cute girls like that around here unless theyre in highschool.

Ya broke my heart bitch. Just kill me already.

>>24529429

You're on a site that's easily in the top 5 sources of narcissism on the internet, and you're on a board full of insecure narcissists competing for each other's attention. You're not wrong but it's kind of a moot point.

>>24529434
Oh well that doesn't sound too peachy :( I'm sorry

>>24529437
Go forth and wander around gothy cities til you find someone to fill that void.

>>24529433
So where are you?

>>24529435
You posted a thread solely about yourself.
It's not even a rate thread where other people can post their own photos or contribute content.
It's literally just a honey pot for beta orbiters and you knew that when you posted this. The best part is that you have no intention of reciprocating their flirtation, either.
You invited them here when there is no prize or end game. This thread literally ONLY benefits you and nobody else.
You are tumblr incarnate and should end your life.

>>24529450
That I will not give away, but, it's an east coast state that's more north. So I'm state side.

>>24529449
Id go to transylvania if I could find qt goth girls.

What makes you into the gothy look?

>>24529453
Oh no

I need my safe space.

Ya breaking my heart.

I'll go slit my wrists for you after I finish my burrito.

>>24529458
Idk just always gravitated towards it. I mean it's not like I chose a permanent thing tho. I occasionally look like a rainbow threw up on me.

>>24529460
>has no valid argument
>is a shameless attention slut

>>24529455
I was just hoping you were close to me here in NC. I could help you with your daddy issues

>>24529466
Well it works.

You should definitely post nudes. Or atleast a good butt shot.

I gotta go to bed so I can wake up early. But I need da ass. Maybe Ill reward you with dicpix.

If not, Ill have to call Bettlejuice on you.

>>24529468
>is arguing on 4chan
>needs the last word


What words are you gonna throw at me next.

I'm excited.

>>24529475
No thankies.

>>24529479
Sadly I'm snuggled in bed after eating a 2 lb burrito so I'm sure that's not happening tonight.

>>24529354
I live near you. Drop a throwaway email so I can invite you to come live with me as my house girl.

>>24529493
I already live in a lovely house. But thanks for the offer.

>>24529489
Alright. Im giving it one last chance tomorrow for ass/nudes. I need it you qtgotg you.

Tit for tat. Ass for dick. Be there or be square, faggot.

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Winona's pretty top tier. Too bad I missed the face reveal.

Don't care what anyone says, Mermaids was a good movie.

>>24529505
We'll see. I have to dissect a cat tomorrow for anatomy lab so I might be MIA for basically the rest of my life.

>>24529517
Sorry :c

>>24529522
We can always exchange emails like its 1999. Baby.

>>24529354
Winona is still hot. Don't know you, but would like to see what you look like for the sake of comparison. Kik me sometime. I'm not interested in nudes or sending you phallus photos. If anything I would send you pictures of pizza and randoms on the subway. Rodserlinglives

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/b/ totally gone to shit...

"girl" posts pic of a celeb and says "I look like her - talk to me"

Back in the day, she'd have been roasted to tits or tears by the 10th reply...

I am ashamed 4 you /b/

>>24529542
oops.. on /soc/

stupid me... even so... where's da tits?

>>24529499
Your house sucks, fuck off and stop being an attention whore. Why would you make a thread for this?

>>24529522
So are you from NC?

Just curious. Not trying to creep.

>>24529587
To make people mad. Is it working?
>>24529590
No


You all have no idea if I'm really this person yet you're all so mad.

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>>24529468
>is an internet cop
>wishes he was dead

>>24529587
mellow your harsh vibes. faggot.

>>24529596
remind me again who this person in question is ..

>>24529613
That I cannot do only had to 2 photos and 4chan will not let me repost them. Also my phones almost dead

But boy this has been an adventure.

>>24529489
Mesa Verda. Home of the fresh squeezed lime margarita...

I know your radio station...

>>24529354

Huh, if you lived further south there is someone I vaguely know IRL you sound like.

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>>24529354
No.

Are you happy now?

>>24529354
This board is that old?

I remember coffeecoffeecoffee.

>>24529354
you look familiar

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>>24529354
I didn't get to see the pictures.. and Beetlejuice is one of my favorite movies of all time. Can you post another?

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Oh, COME ON!

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>>24531643
>watched this movie 10000000 times as a kid
>watch dvd version a few years ago
my mind is still blown

>>24531328
I am your slightly sour scapegoat

Really though op I want to see a picture of you, a Winona rider look alike sounds cool and that hairstyle makes me happy

>>24529621
yo i live by you lets fuck loser