Okcupid.com/profiles/foodadverb Is there any hope of gettin

There is no hope. Just give up and buy a Russian mail order bride or something

>>24525071
I never have luck either. Only ones who message back are backwood abominations. I'd be content with a blowjob, ffs.

>tfw you've only found one girl that you really liked, but she's homoflexible so you're chances are low

Desperate, pathetic, bump

>>24525071

What do you say for the "On a typical Friday night I am" question if the answer to that question is playing video games. Should I say hanging out with friends? That wouldn't be totally a lie.

>>24529260
You could just leave it blank if you don't want to answer. Probably better then making shit up

>>24525071

Well we are on this topic, tips on opening messages? All my first messages have the same format:

>Hey [Name], how's it going? [Dog name] is super cute, what breed is he? I have a Shih Tzu-Poodle of my own.


>Hey, how's it going? It's really cool that you're into creative writing, I do quite a bit of writing myself. Are there any other genres you like or is it mostly just magic realism?

>Hey, [Name] how's it going? So what type of video games do you usually play?

I feel compelled to note that the girl I sent that last message to made very clear she was really into video games, I wouldn't normally talk about video games with a girl. Also upon reflection I have found that I complement girl's pets a lot if they are in the photos, I that okay?