Ideal Mate thread. Last thread: >>24464789 Describe yourself,

Lonely stoner nerd who looks a little like Abe Lincoln mixed with Shaggy Rogers seeks sweet biddy with something unique and fabulous hair to share Youtube music links of a variety of genres, chat about my day occasionally, ask about yours, and absorb a barrage of compliments.
I'm 23.

>>24517524
my advice is to always leave a form of contact unless you really don't feel like it for personal reasons. Especially if you're male, because girls rarely tend to post theirs here, and you don't want to end into a spiral of "Which is yours" that probably won't have a follow-up.

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Riposting from last thread because I'm lazy

>Me
-20/M/Southeastern USA
-White
-6 ft, brown hair brown eyes, somewhat lanky build (need to work on getting /fit/)
-Kind of shy and introverted at first, but I actually end up a bit clingy once I get comfortable around someone
-Dark sense of humor, people who can handle the bantz find me hilarious
-Huge fucking nerd both in terms of media and academia. Love explaining/teaching people about things
-Constantly looking for new music, shows, books, games, etc. Very broad tastes
-Also have some more outdoorsy interests like, hiking, camping, guns
-Ridiculous drive for physical intimacy, definitely not asexual

>Her
-My age or younger/biological female/US
-No hard racial preference, though I tend to find more different white girls attractive than people of other races, but that's because:
-Shorter is better, blonde long hair is best
-Broad variety of interests/tastes, always something to talk about or try
-Can handle inappropriate humor, basically just don't get triggered. Even better if you reciprocate
-Not high maintenance, I can barely take care of myself some days
-Doesn't need constant explicit emotional validation, can appreciate smaller romantic gestures. I guess I'm saying "better than me at expressing empathy"
-Super physically intimate as well, cuddles all day erry day
-Not crazy, pls

Since I don't have a decent picture of my self available, I'm falling back on the old standard of HIPSTER DOLL DRESS UP AVATARS YEAH

Skype is
swaglordyolo420
If you add me, at least try to get a conversation going because I will absolutely bomb at making small talk. I'd even prefer chatting a bit itt to blindly getting added on Skype
swaglordyolo420

Don't have a good pic of myself on my computer, so you get throwback hipster dolls instead

My ideal mate is a seriously evil girl. The kind who would butcher people if it weren't illegal. Seeing as butchering people isn't feasible since it's illegal, she has to at least be cruel to animals. Dark hair is preferred, pale skin is mandatory.

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skype preferred

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>Me
24/M/Sheffield
Big interests include spooky things, reading and good TV shows.
I play a decent bit of vidya, mostly jrpgs and metroidvanias
Smoke, trying to quit drinking or at least cut down.
Quite a long list of kinks.

>Her
Anywhere between 21 and 27
In my area
Shares similar interests, especially in all things /x/ related
Enjoys a relaxing smoke together or drink while listening to podcasts or watching Netflix
Maybe a little yandere
Is into the same stuff I am sexually, or is open to trying.

Kik: jcpnk

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Me:
24/M/US
about 5'9"/5'10", chubby, glasses, beard
I'm kinda introverted and usually keep to myself but once I know someone or a group of people, I open up more
I play video games and do other weeb shit during my free time. Every once in a while I'll take a day off work to go to fighting game tournaments since I work weekends.

You:
I have a thing for people older than me but pls don't be TOO old (27-early 30s is my limit)
I also like being the shorter person too so you being taller than me would be very very nice, but considering my own height it probably wouldn't happen
pls like video games and weeb shit like me too
I'm a bit on the submissive side so I really like it when the other person takes the lead in anything
Looks don't matter that much to me, if I didn't think you were attractive in some way, I wouldn't try getting with someone anyways.

other misc, unrelated bonus points things I like: glasses, long hair, getting doted on/smothered with affection

Me:
26yo male from germany
short, normal built
really shy and nerdy,
likes to stay at home on the weekends,
not a party goer
loves videogames, movies, cooking, exploring new stuff and cuddles
caring, passionate, sometimes clingy, smart with dark humour, into bdsm stuff

her:
20-27, slim to slightly chubby is fine, preferably long hair
smart
also has dark humour,
likes to play video games and doesnt mind staying home or in the bed on the weekend.
loyal
does say if things are not okay instead of hiding it.
likes to be experimental in bed

>>24517651

forgot to say I'm bi with a pref towards women and pretty boys

>>24517524
>>24517543
Yeah. Realized after I posted. Kik: TadderR
Skype: tadder.roosa

My ideal girl would be someone who is artistic in someway and is caring and understanding. Im really attracted to people with big hearts because I like to be affectionate and show them how much I care, but that doesn't mean I'm needy and engage in pda all the time. It would be a big BIG plus if we had similar taste in music and she wouldn't mind listening to the same song for a week straight. I have a big thing for girls with short, dark hair. Not everyone can pull off short hair, but when they do they really pull it off (when it rains it pours). Shorter than me (5'7"/170cm) and at least 18, I don't really have a preference for body types, a pretty face takes all.

I'm 21 and a musician. I like all kinds of music but the artist that influence me the most are John frusciante, Elliott smith, Alice in chains, buckethead, Maurice ravel, Nujabes, Chopin, and velvet underground. I have a cat named Elliott and I'll talk and send pics of him all day. I try to be a very understanding, caring, and supportive person. My brain is like an on off switch so I will be indifferent about some mundane things but be obsessed with a few things and have them on my mind for days straight. I've been playing guitar for almost 12 years, piano for about 3, and I've recently been working in singin while playing. I also like to draw and paint. I don't okay a lot of video games except Pokemon and elder scrolls

Kik is new.m00n

Me:
>21
>Trans woman, on hrt since late 2015
>Ohio
>Queer, attracted to other trans people and cis women
>6’3”, chubby, black hair, blue eyes, presents androgynously, slightly pale complexion, has glasses, no tattoos or piercings (yet)
>Musician and NEET, looking for work
>Agnostic, raised catholic
>Has mixed feelings about politics, tends to have progressive / socialist leanings
>Mostly listens to sludge metal, queercore, post-hardcore, noise rock, ambient, and experimental rock
>Vegetarian, social drinker, non smoker
>Into science fiction, contemporary literature, non-fiction, horror, and documentaries
>Not too into LDRs, it would depend on the distance
Her / Them:
>21 to 30
>Trans woman, cis woman, whatever else, anything but a cis man
>NEET or non-NEET
>Lives in the US or Canada
>Agnostic or non-religious
>5’3” to 6’0”, skinny, average, or chubby, piercings and tattoos are cool
>Vegetarian or vegan, social drinker, non smoker
>Into the same kind of music and other entertainment
>Likes animals, owns pets
>Prefers to talk on an (almost) daily basis
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>Contact info
My Discord is SidneyBuckeye#7116 and Skype is kai_alex9

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Me:
22/ Female / Lesbian / Germany
Long brown hair, cute brown eyes, decently tanned kinda tall? 5.8f / 1.76m~ and pretty thin. (sporty)
I'm kinda shy,restrained and not really talkactive unless I meet someone whom I really have a liking in. Can also get quite clingy when I get to know someone.
Still highschool, wanna study game/graphics design later on.
My music taste varies, since I play the piano I love classic. But I'm also into rock, metal, hiphop & electro. I'm also open for new stuff.
I mainly play vidya in my spare time (deep into the night), which I have lots of.
Most favorite vidya would be DotA2, Overwatch & WoW
Also love animu, mostly yuri though.
Favorite Movies would be Donnie Darko, Evangelion, Ghost in the shell, Matrix and so on kinda nerdy.
Prefer staying in over going out.
Got a weird butt fetish, so beware~

You:
Female
18-35, attaching (clingy) & caretaker, as I'm usually doing stupid stuff.
Being talkactive would be neat, since I'm bad at conversations usually.
As in looks I don't have a specific stereotype I like, I'm quite open.
Ideally from germany of course, but I wouldn't mind a LDR if the right person came along.
Should play vidya, and have similar taste like me.
Should have some sort of a life plan, since I don't really have one.
Kinda Dom, as in taking the lead / leading the way, telling what we're going to do.
I'd be nice if you'd have a liking in dogs, since I have a husky sheppard mix~
A nice butt wouldn't hurt >:-]
Give me a brief introduction whilst adding, so I know you've actually read this x)

Skype: nunululu69

>>24517594
oh man, you're gonna have a hard time in life

>>24517861
hm?

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>>24517607
Why is no one responding? Is a lizzie girlfriend too much to ask for?

I'll use this time to talk about me.
-27/m/us
-6'1, 190, around 10%. Don't talk to me about fitness, I hate fit shitposters.
-Then again, I hate just about all of 4chan. You faggots are dumb as shit yet have superiority complexes.
-I have conventionally attractive features.
-I used to be good enough at violin to be paid for it. I also speak multiple languages. However, it doesn't mean anything. Girls think this sort of thing makes you cultured and intelligent. It doesn't. It's a good idiot filter when people mention it.
-I have a classic car which I enjoy working on. It's not obnoxiously loud or lowered or painted in a retarded mexican colors. I'm into it for the mechanical aspects.
-You can tell when someone has no substance when they unload a list of hobbies or media. All you're doing is consuming.
-I don't even work on the car much anymore, people who aren't losers need to work a lot.
-Excellent cook. All I need to do is add some msg and the food I make is good enough to sell. This doesn't contradict my anti hobby stance. I need to eat, it might as well be good. I shouldn't have to have this as a selling point. You useless bitches can't even cook anymore, you don't clean either, all you contribute are daddy issues.
-Sex is better when the girl is in pain.

I'll leave my Skype instead of waiting for replies.
[email protected]

>Me:
-21(almost 22)/m/Western Europe
-177cm~5'9
-81kg~180lbs - toned with a layer of fat atm lol
-Dark brown hair (buzzcut) , short trimmed beard, hazel eyes
-Dark sense of humor with some dad/dry jokes in the middle
-I'm a really rational person, usually don't let my emotions guide me
-Not really a romatic person by nature but once I really like someone I devote everything I have to them
-I'm a decent cook, good enough to win your tummy
-Casual gamer but will still get really salty after a loosing streak
-A bit of a perfectionist, either do it well or don't do it at all
-The only arts I really apreciate are movies and music
-I have a wide interest about anything science/technology related


>Her:
-Around my age, location doesn't matter much
-Smaller than me, not skinny and not fat, somewhere in the middle
-Likes my kind of humor and my sarcasm
-Doesn't smoke or do drugs, that's really important
-Not very religious preferably
-Is ambitious and has interests of her own
-Enjoys staying at home cuddling but still likes going out with friends
-The kinkier the better
-Dresses pretty and feminine
-Kind and smart

I know this may seem a lot but I tried to cut to the most important stuff :p
Anything you wanna know don't hesitate in asking.
My skype is: live:vtfer04
Kik:vtfer04

>Me
-22/M/Western USA
-5'10 Athletic
-Decently handsome. I think.
-Software Engineer at Financial Firm
-I love to cook and eat.
-Try to travel at least 2 times a year
-Love movies (The shining is my favorite movie)
-Love books (Camus and dostoevsky are my favorite)
-Outgoing. I love to laugh and make others laugh.
-Like going out and i like staying in.
-Every once in a while I get really sad. And i just want to immerse myself in someone or something.
-I like being interested in whatever you are interested in.

>Her
-20s whatever
-Financially independent
-Takes care of herself physically
-Has her own interests
-Feminine
-Loves to eat
-Outgoing
-Can have a conversation but can just lay next to me silent for an hour
-Not overly skinny
-Big boobs (I have a serious weakness)

skype: trulyawful

ideal mate
>qt girl
>into degrading me
>but at the same time is on my dick
>too perfect to exist

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Me
>26/straight male/Kansas City
>6'3 250 (I'm a big guy 4u but there is a lot of muscle on my frame and I have been losing weight, I was 285ish at the beginning of the year)
>half-Mexican half-white (look more white than Mexican)
>have a well-groomed beard
>agnostic
>no kids, no ex drama
>I don't smoke and I drink occasionally (I love whiskey)
>I was a NEET for awhile but now I have a history degree and I work a professional white collar job
>kinda have my shit together, I have my own apartment in a nice part of town and my own vehicle
>I have been regularly visiting 4chan for 10 years (main boards are /pol/, /r9k/, /v/, /vg/, /ck/, /tv/, /x/, /sp/ and /sci/)
>I like reading, writing, vidya, football, baseball, hockey, cooking, D&D, history and wasting so much time on 4chan I never time to do anything else
>I love dogs and cats though I don't have any pets (sad story here if you're interested)
>I like horror movies, older country music and 70s-80s rock
>sexually, I like submissive girls and I'm into things like paddling, choking, hair-pulling, face slapping, rough sex etc though I don't need to do that stuff every single time
>very affectionate and cuddly
>also kinda clingy, I have been working on not being as clingy but it's hard
>skype yumboyack90 email ks66502 gmail

Her
>18-25
>height and race aren't really a big deal
>no kids
>don't care what religion you are as long as you aren't annoying about it
>I'm a boob guy, no that isn't code for "Big tits only" I love all boobs
>either in school or working or has rich parents
>shares some of my interests but also has a few of her own
>doesn't smoke all day every day, I don't like kissing ash trays
>affectionate and likes to cuddle, I don't mind if you're clingy
>isn't like the other girls but doesn't feel the need to say it, if that makes sense
>open to eventually meeting IRL if we get along, I wouldn't mind getting a plane ticket for you to come visit

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YES FINALLY I'M EARLY

maybe now I can meet a crazy depressed person to play games with and be spooky with

Ideal so here I go:
Biological female
23
Blonde
Caucasian with white skin but not pale
5'9''
145lbs
Extremely honest
Hasn't had more than 2 boyfriends and more than 3 sex partners
Has interest in kinky stuff
Smart as in has interest in learning things like math and how things really work
Really curious about knowing things
Wants to experience everything life has
Nihilistic/hedonist type
Agnostic or atheist
Neurologist as profession and wants to create something like San Junipero in Black Mirror
This comes with wanting to experience everything in life but enjoys practicing sports or playing them
Likes emojis in a double layer of irony
Loves me
Open to polyamory but being smart about it
Parents are rich
Has 2 siblings. One older brother and one little sister.
Doesn't have too many friends
Doesn't party just to please her friends
Has a little social anxiety so that's mostly why she's alone and also because she's kind of rude for being too honest
Has a sexy voice (tonality)
Irish accent
Has real empathy for people
Doesn't have a roastie
Has decent size boobs
Nice feet
Uses linux
That's all
I didn't include mine because that girl doesn't exist and if she doesn't she wouldn't choose me.

Posting super late cuz can never sleep at normal times :(

Me:
F/18/USA
4'10 average thicc. you get the idea. Curly hair hair skin feminine face. Feminine everything. Soft voice whatever. I like to read and watch movies and grow my plants. Love to learn spend most of my day focused on classes and reading random articles/watching lots and lots of movies. Often trying new things and speaking to new people. Can be pretty clingy and enjoy talking quietly at decently late hours of the night.

Him/her:
Preferably younger than 25 but whatever. Must be taller than me but that really shouldn't be difficult. 5'5 is still so much taller than me haha. Will like you so much if you have seen more movies than I have or if you love watching movies. I spend way too much time watching movies. Will ask me questions and challenge my way of thinking. Loves animals. Is kind and gentle. <3

Anyone can message.

Kik: beingforced

>>24518749

dang you're tiny

what are some of your favorite movies by the way? if you don't mind me asking here

>>24518780
My top four right now consist of in the mood for love, stop making sense, three colors: blue, and scenes from a marriage.

Currently watching Louie ck's mini series Horace and Pete and think it is a masterpiece so that will probably shoot up into my favorites when I finish it.

Also yeah I know. I'm v small. :)

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>>24518788

I haven't seen any of those. But then again I've never been THAT big of a movie buff. I will say my favorite movie of all time is The Big Lebowski though.

>>24518795
There are so many movies in the world!
I still haven't seen the big lebowski. I dunno it just slipped away from me. I think it's coming up on my list though.

>>24517971
edgelord

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me
>18/m/usa
>6'2 140lbs, brown hair brown/green eyes, thin/slightly athletic build
>in school (audio engineering) Start work soon
>calm personality, but often times opposite when with friends.
>honest most of time, wont lie if its important
>generally very nice unless someone is direspectful or offensive to me
>tend to be quite around new people but can adapt to new situations easily
>organized chaos, but still clean enough for average person
>intellectual
>semi high sex drive, but i wont force it
>like to protect and help the few people i like as best as i can
>if i care about you, you will know, ill make it clear.

you
>f/usa
>Younger then 21
>would like to either be short, but also would want tall, both are fine 5'3-6'0
>going through something rough, i like to help people, also for some reason i like girls with problems
>being productive in some way, ideally also in school
>want someone who doesn't always have same interests as me( why date yourself)
>good fashion, cute personality
>fun to talk to.
>someone who won't yell at me everyday basically.

>>24518812
Skype is The_Major63

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Me:
M/250 years old/a grave yard
My hobbies include spooking, rattling, and laying in my coffin
I come off as pretty grim but I have a funny bone

Ideal: F/Dead or close to it/ don't care
Will eat children with me
Doesn't mind worms

Pic is me. Kik me skellybro420

Ideal girl:
>21-30
>Shy is fine
>Kind is a plus
>Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not picky
>Can think for herself
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required daily)
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids
>Reliable/Supportive
>Independent, does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day (not clingy)
>Would love to have pets/has pets
>Loyal
>Honest

Me:
>25, male, white
>dark, long hair
>blue eyes
>introverted
>mostly quiet
>musician and occasional writer
>play in a tribute band to pass the time
>full time job, own a home, live alone

Kik/telegram: nazunalika
skype: on request
discord: on request

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>>24517856
>22
>Still high school

???????

>>24518505
Can you tell use more about your sister?

Me:
-19/m/Australia
-Athletic/muscular build
-Average height
-Glasses
-enjoy history, films, music, art
-can cook
-like to perform and sing
-need time to re-energise, a little introverted
-love to love
-enjoying getting it on often
-massive fan of cheesy 80s stuff from horror to action, especially arnie and kurt
-although I'm straight it is unlikely you like muscly men as much as me
-jojos bizarre adventure
-I like birds

Her:
18-25/Aus
-qt
-can be kind of shy around other people but is comfortable with me
-enjoys doing interesting things together but can chill out and just watch movies in bed
-like animals
-short
-enjoys the same interests in a way we can talk about for hours
-who can actually make me want to go camping again

Kik: aztecdistillery

>>24519049
I didn't say anything about her. But I'll compare her to my ideal.
>Biological female
>18
>Brunette
>Caucasian with white skin but not pale
>5'7''
>160lbs (not completely sure)
>honest
>I have no idea how many boyfriends and sexual partners she has had. At least one boyfriend
>She doesn't like traps but I don't know if she has other kinks
>Not really interested in learning new things
>Not curious
>Nihilistic/hedonist type to some degree
>I think she's religious to a point for mental support
>Business major
>Only plays sports she can beat me
>Emojis are great I bet she likes them
>Loves me (probably)
>Probably not open to polyamory
>Parents are middle class
>Has 1 sibling. One older brother that is a loser
>Doesn't have too many friends
>Goes to party just to please her friends
>I think she doesn't have many female friends because she's honest and girls are always lying and stuff so maybe that's why she doesn't have many female friends. But I'm sure she has more female friends now.
>I don't like her voice
>Spanish accent barely noticeable I think
>I hope she does have empathy for people. I'm sure she does for me
>I don't know if she has a roastie. She didn't have one when she was a child. But who knows now
>Has decent size boobs
>Decent feet
>Doesn't use linux

>>24519071
>160lbs (not completely sure)
That's wrong for sure. It's like 145 I think.

Me
>20
>male
>UK
>white
>5'11
>skinny
>greenish blue eyes
>long dark hair
>no tattoos or piercings
>bit shy and introverted
>i don't smoke do drugs or drink
>working full time and going to college
>love travelling, history, reading, writing,and programming
>fluent in two languages
>very caring and affectionate
>romantic
>loyal
>financially indepedent
>don't like anime, manga and not interested in asian cultures
>i like gaming but only on the PC and i don't like japanese games or nintendo

Her:
>lives in the UK (important)
>white
>not fat or chubby
>18-22
>no tattoos or piercings
>has some hobbies other than anime or manga
>likes gaming or at least tolerates it
>not very experienced sexually
>shy
>somewhat dominant and assertive personality
>clingy and posessive
>doesn't smoke
>wants a relationship
>wouldn't mind meeting up
>loyal and honest

Kik: atazs

Not interested in people outside of the UK, sorry.

Reposting out of curiosity. Also, what the hell, I figure I'll throw in some contact info, just because — it can't hurt.

>>24471858
>Masters in Molecular Biology
Very cool! Where did you get your undergraduate degree [and in what?], and where are you getting your Masters?

Hah, funnily enough, I'm also of Germanic origins (last name is Schulz). But I'm only 18, so likely much too young for you. [But I may as well give things a go — why not?] I'm getting a degree in Chemical and Biomolecular Engineering from a pretty great school, though, so that's cool. [Though at the moment, the school is kicking my ass just bit. It's some reeeaal fun stuff]

>>24519167
I'm an idiot. My Kik is: ChBE.is.pretty.cool

Alright, I'll suppose I give this shit a shot.

Me
>20 / M / KY USA
>6'5 Chubbyfat. White, Brown Hair, Glasses, Green Eyes, no facial hair but could grow it if need be
>Working wageslave tier job while trying to figure out what exactly I want to do in life
>Interests include consuming media of all kinds (books, tv, movie, vidya, music, you get the idea), basketball, hiking/running, strategic board games like gomoku, go, chess, etc, math (actually enjoy math lol fuck), history
>Love animals, will probably tell you a bunch of weird animal facts at random intervals
>Clingy af once I get to know someone really well
>Pretty good sense of humor t b h, normally can make all my internet friends laugh pretty easily
>Loyal to a fault, thought of cheating makes me legitimately sick to my stomach
>Extremely depressed, self-hating, low confidence, etc. you get it. Honestly I'm pretty easily manipulated. Figure I might as well be honest about it now
>Sexually switch, no limit, basically like every guy on 4chan

Her
>The smaller the better, both weight and height, but as long as you're shorter and weigh less than me it's fine (I'm 280)
>Like every guy I'm naturally draw to fertility. Big tits/ass/hips are master tier
>Has interests of her own but will at least attempt to indulge in mine
>Hygienic and somewhat orderly, I don't care if you're a neet but at least don't be an unsightly one
>Interest in intellectual things like math or history, wants to do more than just party or drink or do drugs or other hedonistic shit
>Will be honest and loyal and monogamous. I don't expect to be together forever, but break up with me, don't cheat on me. Come on now be an adult

contact is explosivemarzipan on kik. Will provide pic upon request and once we've gotten to know each other

Me:
>M/18/USA
>Slim, 6 foot, white, brown hair and eyes
>Strong jaw apparently
>Has job and in college but dropping both for the Army because I think it's a better choice for me personally
>Would consider myself smart
>Likes the outdoors, hiking, camping, canoeing
>Slight addiction to 4chan desu. If I get bored I end up here instinctively.
>Plays videogames rarely because busy, but likes them.
>really passionate about flags, foreign cultures and languages, etc.
>Also love politics, but I promise to do my best not to shove them down your throat
>recently got into cars, still know jack shit about them but enjoying learning.
>Sikh, but not really practicing (Don't usually let observant Sikhs into the military)
>Would like to think of myself as sweet, loyal, caring
>loves cuddling

Her:
>Attractive. I find a lot of different things attractive, so don't worry and just hit me up.
>Okay with everything listed about me
>nice, sweet, loyal, caring, all the normal stuff
>Will go hiking and camping with me
>But also likes to stay home and cuddle and watch movies
>loves cuddling

Here we go again.

Her:
>Don't much care about age, but like anyone on this board, please at the very least be legal.
>Height really doesn't matter unless maybe you tower over me, but I'd still be generally curious about that
>In at least decent shape. I enjoy being an outdoorsy person when the weather is nice, and would like you to be able to join me without difficulties
>Intellectually curious
>Able to teach me things. As such, I don't too much care what you study (or studied), so long as you care about it.
>Ambitious. I can't stand people who don't want to go anywhere in life.
>Well-read. If we can't talk about books, I'll get bored real fast.
>Nice eyes and legs. I'm a sucker for both.
>Kink friendly or at least curious. Masochists get huge bonus

Me (male)
>27
>Eastern United States
>white (family of Mediterranean origin, so I can get pretty dark in the summer) with dark hair.
>Shaved head, trimmed beard
>6'0
>185, pretty in shape, but extra round the mid section because carbs are delicious, but I stay active because of it. Large thighs and butt because of cycling and rugby.
>Hazel eyes
>pursuing PhD in hard science field, ultimately want to teach/do outreach
>Very capable of being serious, but I prefer to approach most things (that aren't inherently serious) with a sense of humor and snark
>As you might expect from a grad student, I love to learn new things
>Massive bookworm. Mostly read sci-fi, fantasy, and history
>Bit of a cosplayer, can't afford to make it to too many cons, but I thoroughly enjoy it
>Gamer. Mostly into grand strategy games lately. Probably couples with me being a history nerd.
>Generally leftist, politically speaking
>Mostly a sadist with some dom tendencies. Love bondage, for instance.
>Two tattoos, want more.
>Social drinker, non-smoker
>Huge metalhead, also into classical music

That's all I can really think of for now.
Skype: sn_1987.a

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Nottu dissu shittu agen

Me:
>18
>a bit introverted
>love bad puns and dad jokes in general
>used to play a lot of vidya; like, old-school RPGs and shit. Still do but not as much.
>can be a bit sarcastic at times
>love british television (faulty towers is bae)
>favorite book genre is science fiction
>more right-leaning, but try not to get too much into politics
>philosophical, asks a lot of questions about big things, to the point where sometimes I forget about the small things
>compose music, show everyone my soundcloud
>pic is me

Her:
>around my age at least
>dark sense of humor
>slightly cutesy
>values wisdom over intelligence (although preferably is at least slightly smart)
>worldly, knows a lot about how things work
>can hold deep conversations
>has suffered enough that she can talk about suffering

My skype is pl4ntm4n

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Me:
26/M/EU
6'1 / 220, Bear.
> Social, friendly, likes to listen to others issues or non-issues, would love to care.
> Love folk music, or music with ancient instruments in general.
> Very much into Power and Folk metal. Don't mind any music genre in general if it has a good sound.
> Looks up to Vin Diesel and John Cena, consequently I love lifting and being 'that strong nerd'.
> Aiming for a large strong body.
> Quite nerdy.
> Super kinky and open about it.
> Likes overly machismo stuff, like Arnold movies or manly men in a TV-series or movie. Terry Crews characters as an example.
> Nature is my fucking remedy, forest, sea, anywhere. Greatsword fencing out in the wilds is amazing.
> Former chef, likes to cook food for you.
> Will play any and all vidya if you're into that.


You:
18-40, female.
> Nice, not overbearing,
> Likes spending time.
> Likes old shit from the 90s and can talk or watch that shit in jest or fun.
> Likes asking stuff, to know more.


Really, writing too much is just too much, so get to know me instead.

Kik: thrsday
skype: dotlofn

>>24519071
cool and nice. thank.

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I am
>22, Male
>Scotland, Dunfermline (close to Edinburgh)
>Doing acting in college, planning on moving to Uni
>Extremely passionate about it, told to be hardworking
>I want to spend my free time with a q.t.p.t.t. and watch (good) movies with her (Grand Budapest Hotel, Ida, Birdman for example)
>Dark and terrible sense of humor
>I'm described to be 'intense' so I try to cut down on that and be more lax
>I like to ramble and listen, but sometimes I just don't know what to say
>Just being around someone I like is enough for me to be happy

I'm looking for
>Girl, preferably younger than me
>Skinny - curvy
>Around my area
Personality and interests? I don't know. I've met a lot of people and I'm cool with almost anything so long as we just get along.

Skype: g1ebguy

Me
>male, 22, ct
>northern man for a while, making a move down south next week.
>average height, about 5'8", and chubby/fat.
>very hairy, large beard, hairy chest, but shaved head.
>outdoorsman, loves camping/hunting/hiking.
>can be very sexual/frisky, especially lately. I've just been horny.
>loves fixing things, remodels houses and shit.
>loves animals, has dogs and cats.

Ideal girl
>18-35, I like older, but younger than me is ok.
>chunky/chubby. Thin or fat is ok, but this is ideal.
>can be wild when we're alone, but more modest in public.
>I like longish hair and... unshaved girls...
>loves outdoors, too. Will totally have in tents sex. :D
>sorry.
>is super caring about me, want to make me happy, knows I want to do the same for her.

I'm not super super picky, I guess. I can't think of anything else right now. Kik is manbearbeardy

>>24518812
you seem cool senpai

Ideal mate:
>23-30
>cis man preferred but women are nice too
>asian or half asian
>good skin and hair, doesn't care about brand clothing
>loves dogs
>fit and into competitive powerlifting or oly lifting
>height unimportant but bf% low and broad shoulders
>has job and good work ethic
>good relationship with parents
>doesn't use a lot of social media
>antisocial with few close friends
>no drugs or smoking and occasional drinking only
>must like anime
>doesn't like rap, reality tv shows, or cars
>not submissive

>Me
21/Male/North East US
6'3 skinny fat
Introverted
likes film and music
not a pleb

>Her
17-25/F or MTF/Somewhere
<6'3 and not fat/obese
Pale and wears black clothes
Introverted
likes film and music
not a pleb
not a ho

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My Ideal mate thingy is new, improved and less filler for your viewing pleasure

Still looking for a wholesome Canadian women to bless me up Famerinos

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>Me
6'3 athletic build
Into
Kinks
Motorcycles
Photography
Cooking
Vidya
Animu
Art in general
Wide variety of music from
Satanic death metal to cutesy folk pop
Doge's and kits
Nature in general
Shitty TV shows and epic movies
And so much more for just 3 easy payments of 9.95

Personality wise
I'm very passionate
But very clingy
Can be extremely loving and cuddly
But very controlling and domineering
Have an open mind to most everything
Pretty goofy sense of humor
And love or can love most things in life

>You
Petite neko maid
Goofy and cuddly
Clingy and submissive
Must be passionate about
music art and food
Into animals and nature
also fun hobby's you can teach me about
And have a sense of humor if you can make me laugh I just may fall for you
Oh and must have a sizable labido and masochistic side

Kik mehshin
Implying grills exist

>>24517454

What is this gif even supposed to mean?

>>24517841

What vidya do you play anon?

>>24518468

Chart's still cool/10!

>>24520129
I only own a 3DS, but I like the pokemon games

Me:
25/M
6'5
white
introverted and workaholic (freelancer, very successful business)
libertarian nationalist
very broad passion for technology; very creative in that sense
i'm passionate about cooking though i haven't made much time for it lately

You:
F around my age
kind, patient, loyal, honest, reliable, humble
not a modern day feminist
stay-at-home type, not overly social
be able to handle my wealth. Most girls don't seem to be able to be happy when rich.
looks are not very important. I have no idea what exactly my preferences are.

>>24519889
then add me
:(

>>24519894
oh, I guess I should add details about me
>mid 20's
>cis woman, asian
>boring hair, plain face, pale
>155cm, "athletic" enough for a 6pack
>into lifting, running, and cycling
>fine arts degree, successfully freelancing now
>financially independent and good at saving
>hates cars
>homebody
>probably really messy

19/M/UK
Me:
-Shortish
-medium build
-Pretty average smarts
-Strong Willed
-Party Vet in the making
-Can show emotion, don't really like it though
-Bitter not lager
-Cider not stout
-Liquer not spirits
-Weed not alcohol
-White Chocolate
-Rock
-Rap
-Trance but I'm usually out of it when that's on lol
-Sabbath not Metallica
-Iron Maiden
-Limp Bizkit
-Dr. Dre
-MC Burberry not Blackout Crew
-Trump not Hilary
-Jeremy Corbyn is God among us
-No hair on faces
-Skulls and Braces

Her
-Agrees with most of them
-Agrees with some of them
-Agrees with none of them but would like to have a conversation with me anyways
-Has piercings
-Tattoos
-Likes video games
-Likes music
-Mousey hair please apply ;)
-smart
-short but I'm not picky about it
-Likes cats
-likes animals in general
-no meanies unless I can tell it's a joke
-wouldn't snake me on anything
-Genuinely wants to talk to me
-Lives in UK


Kik: krisdysonm
Snapchat:

>>24520426

No Smash then?

>>24520634
I've played that a couple times, but I was never too good at it. If someone has it, I'll probably play it

>>24519894
>>24520522
Don't live anywhere near you but we'd make great friends, good luck

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I'll probably write something to copy/paste for these threads instead of using my old image. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How's everyone doing?

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>>24520929
Where do you live, anon? And good luck to you too. Feel free to drop contact info if you want to be pals.

>>24519894
I think we'd get along. My post is here: >>24519272

A lady in Toronto that wants to talk to me, and I want to talk to her. Interests aren't a big deal as long as we can get along.

>Me
25/F/PDX/Lesbian
-5'5" average build
-Glasses
-Very driven (atypical I know)
-A little on the shy side
-Social drinker.
-Work in IT
-Gearhead (cars ARE my free time)
-Tinker with computers and play video games

>You
23+/F (maybe MTF)/Pacific Northwest
-Not a whale (just a preference sorry)
-Intelligent
-Somewhat driven
-Not vegan or poly
-Have your own hobbies
-Geeky

NO DUDES!

Skype/KIK: FlannelFairlady

>>24520522
Contact details?

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Here we go again! I can't just stop posting here.

>>24521452
is there like a tool to make this?

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>>24521457
It's template. You'll have to fill it in yourself though.

Me:
>22/Irish
>m
>180cm
>75kg
>Shy, socially awkward
>Hobbies include photography, cycling, swimming, fashion and cooking
>film and music nut, like anime and vidya but not as much
>Conservative
>Agnostic
>honest
>emotional
>loves animals

Her:
>17-27
>Shy or very outgoing
>likes to spend as much time indoors as outdoors
>Likes to cook or bake
>Likes cuddling
>needs a lot of attention/clingy
>only believes in monogamy
>wants children
>loves animals
>has kinks
>wants to be best friends with her lover
>has a sweet tooth

kik: wistfullyunfortunate skype: dvrrvgh

>>24517594
What state ?

ME: 29 year old guy. Tennessee. Hmu if ur in Tn

You: submissive bi curious female. Learn to share a female foot fetish and be open to other guys with massive cocks

I'm wild.

Me:
23/M/Northern US
-Average build
-Calm natured
-Joking demeanor, enjoy having banter 24/7
-Biochem BS, Gradschooling soon
-Play a lot of vidya and work out when not doing school work
-Generally very happy person
-Sexually Submissive to extremes

Him
-Tallish (5'10"+)
-Masculine but isnt a dick
-Bulky body type, would enjoy working out with me and bulking such as me making meals for him.
-Enjoys shitposting and linking each other shit throughout the day
-Extrovertive in social aspects, likes holding conversation
-Sexually and socially dominant, takes pride in being the dominant between us.
-Enjoy playing vidya (LoL, OW, Don't Starve, H1Z1, DotA)
-Emotionally supportive of my grad schooling and goals, knows how to be a comforter in a way.
-Is reliable

kik: kekandace

>>24520129
At least someone thinks so. I'm almost completely on the verge of giving up, I don't even know what to do anymore.

30
male
perth WA
a shut-in girlfriend, happy even just to talk online but I really want someone to chill and watch recent anime with
I'm a total nerd, C++ programmer, vocaloid music, anime, chess, all that stuff, just a big stereotype and shut in. very quiet guy
[email protected]

just looking for a quiet and reserved girl who is happy to be a shut in with me

>>24520129
She's trying to say she loves him. I chose it first because I didn't have a macro and secondarily because it indirectly links to her being someone that thought of writing a mathematical formula and turning it into a declaration of love. A special person difficult to find.

>>24521077
It could be better but not too bad. The main problem these days is being really tired from work and not really finding people that can communicate or give you a feeling of being capable of staying friends for the future.

>>24520522
>>24520929
>>24521087
drop contacts you two.

>>24522123
there is always that 1 decent person between 200 untalkative/uninteresting/uninspiring/uncaring ones. Sooner or later.

>>24522162
>there is always that 1 decent person between 200 untalkative/uninteresting/uninspiring/uncaring ones. Sooner or later.

There really isn't though. I try every thread, I post every few days, and nothing ever comes of it. I spend 90% of my time now just lying in bed miserable because I just want someone cute to talk to all day. I can't wait much longer, the wait as-is is killing my mental health

Me
>21/M/FL
>6'2" overweight (working in it)
>White, blue eyes, dirty blonde hair
>INTJ
>Easygoing and Messy, generally pretty goofy
>Not particularly outgoing or shy
>Working on my degree
>Vidya and weebshit
>Put on a lot of Vidya events and whatnot
>Lots of music. I enjoy exploring new stuff
>really bad at writing about myself

Her
>18-26/F or MtF/Closer the better
> Shorter than me. Not hard
>I generally prefer thicker women, but it's never been a dealbreaker
>have a drive or passion of some sort
>into something nerdy or something we can connect on
>Cute laugh, cute smile
>Enjoy physical intimacy.
>Laugh at my terrible jokes pls.

There probably more but that's all I can think off

Kik: Ku.ku.kachoo

>>24522209

You could always talk to Koro!

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Me:
>29/m/southern california
>chubby, 5'10, glasses, curly shaggy hair with a sad puppy dog face
>gamer and general nerd (not very good at games )
>wageslave
>funny
>sardonic
>loyal
>kinky
>very much a teddy bear type of dude
>casually an anime fan (always up for recommendation)
>down to earth slacker dude
>overwatch fanatic (but im bad at the game)
>ok with long distance but close by is preferred

Her
>thin to chubby
>short would be ideal but no necessary
>feminine in appearance
>sense of humor
>ride or die bitch
>open minded
>weeb (but not too hardcore)
>gamer (pc or retro plz)
>modestlly dressed would be ideal but not
>kinky
>into overwatch and other games
>ok with taking it slow
>down for that stupid romantic lovey dovey stuff
>no vegans or vegatarians
>clingy is ok within reason

skype:evldcky1
kik:mcboots
discord: Boots#8251

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>Me
M / 21 / Montreal, Quebec, Canada
5'4, 115lbs >tfw manlet
White.
Glasses.
Very long hair (2').
Really shy IRL, but online not that much.
In college in CS.
Live alone with my cats.
Big metalhead (mainly folk and power) and huge weaboo.
Politically, Social Democrat.
Speak both English and French (Québec, christ oui!).
Learning Japanese.
Learning (and failing) to do Mongolian throat singing.
Favourite passtime is making maps, desu.
I like everything related to science.
Don't do much sport, but really like hiking.

Skype: [email protected]


>Her
18+
Short. Shorter than me is even better.
Not fat, but some chub is kay.
Asian is a big plus, but not obligatory. I'm open to all races.
Likes anime.
The bigger the power level the better.
Likes metal/related genres.
Not a political extremist.
Speaks or is willing to let me teach her French.
Shy in a cute way or bubbly in a cute way. Cute.
Likes cuddling awkwardly and cringy one-liners.
Smart and curious about the world.
Would like to travel all around East Asia one day.
Does not discriminate against shitty facial hair. (;_;)

>>24523359

Your hair is beautiful, I must say. Also, good thing you're on 4chan, the Mongolian throat signing BBS.

Me
>18/F/USA
>White
>5'2 shortfriend
>Auburn sort of hair (wanna be ginger), dark brown eyes
>Ambivert (16 personalities says ESTP)
>Like working out
>Passionate about acting/music
>Affectionate, loyal, generous
>Can be a bit redpilled

Him
>UK or Aus
>Super tall (6'5+)
>Blonde
>Nerdy
>Nice
>Kinky maybe
>Also loyal and affectionate
>Skinny
>Wants relationship, can wait

>>24523455
>works out
>loyal
>redpilled
>kinky
10/10 wife material

>>24523455
>blonde
Welp

>>24523464
i didnt even get that far
>tfw 6ft

>>24523471
Oh I'm 6ft too, I assumed the 6'5 thing was an unrealistic expectation

Btw >>24523455
If you want to talk I'm
>>24517594
Would kill for something to do at work

>>24517454

>Me
f 24 Florida
2kids
5'3 160 pounds
thick
tattoos
lip piercing
Latina
giant boobs lol

Love partying
clubbing
weed
dancing
being a good wifey


>him

atleast 6'2
Blonde blue eyed
tattoos are a huge plus
buff or muscly
has own buissness / blue collar type of guy like a mechanic or something uffffff
wants to make kids

>>24523449
Thanks! It's my pride and joy. I've been growing it since I was like 13 or so.

I doubt anyone on channel 4 reaches to the ankle of that dude:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo

>>24517971
You sound so sexually frustrated it's actually very cringe

Me :
20/M/France
1m97 154 pounds
brown hair and beard
-Alway try to be nice, love hug and chill
-Love metal music but i'm open with the other style like rap or electro
-Enjoy be outside, in wood or mountain
-I also like festivals
-I pratice slackline when i go outdoor
-Don't smoke, just drink and sometime drug (weed)


Her:
Age between 18-25
-With the same love for metal,rock etc
-Prefer white girl
-With passion i can support
-Calm

Skype: carmeau1
Kik: Utulululu

>>24523455
>girl openly says she's redpilled
red fucking flag, girls that do this shit are generally just pretending to win acceptance, like a "gamer girl" who shows up at a comic shop but doesn't actually know how to do anything and just talks to the guys

>>24523673
Whatever you say

>>24523673
>unironically believing that political stance is comparable to an entertainment hobby
Delete your account

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Me
23/m/can
6'3 200 lbs
-Huge fan of mma,wrestling,video games and other weeaboo shit
-Heavily introverted but I don't mind talking to new people every day
-Work out consistently and wouldn't mind talk about ithe if you're interested . I'm in no way an expert.
-Very chill and rarely judge people.
-420 friendly but I'm trying to lay off of it as it seems to increase my anxiety when im lonely.
-I always like to find new music/art/books/etc that I find awesome and share and discuss about it.
-I could write more but I'll save that for actual conversation.

>you
19+
Don't be a sjw
-kinda lazy but not retarded
-You also like games/sports/nerdy shit and like to express it.
-you're open and honest about things.
-you like to just relax, chill and just keep each other company whether you're working or want to watch shit or play vidya.
-preferably not euro since in the past I've only had bad experiences due to inconvenience of timezones and are always dirty and kinky on the first conversation.
-don't really care for color/race/height, just don't be nearly obese. I just view it as you not taking care of your body and it kinda speaks about your character.

My skype
Kgkenshin
Lame pic but obviously I'll share more once I get to know ya.

>>24523691
The point is that there is a certain class of women that will ostensibly take up a viewpoint/hobby/interest/whatever-the-fuck, but in reality they're just doing it for approval and attention. The point was not that any of those things are comparable in and of themselves. I can't tell if you're being autistic about this ironically or not.

This threads reeks of despair. So much that it hurts.

>>24524379
Where the fuck do you think you are? Finding despair on 4chan is like finding food at the grocery store.

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>>24518802
I expected this generic reply in advance. Do you not see how obvious it is? You couldn't resist playing into my hands and making it anyway.

>>24523635
In your post, you've basically admitted to full blown autism. I don't mean autism as the generic insult, I mean a doctor would diagnose you as having it. You don't understand social dynamics, that's how autism works. Don't talk about things you don't get.

>>24524379
despair is such a wonderful thing.

>>24522162
>It could be better but not too bad. The main problem these days is being really tired from work and not really finding people that can communicate or give you a feeling of being capable of staying friends for the future.

I know that feel. The place I work just added on more mandatory overtime for the rest of the month, so all I know is "tired"... And I haven't really met anyone to talk to in a long while myself.

Good luck though, I hope it gets better soon!

>>24523455
We'd probably be a perfect match except
>18

Too young

>>24524757
>haha jokes on you I was only pretending to be retarded and by calling me out on acting retarded you've only played into my hands

God knows what a doctor would diagnose you with if your fragile ego ever allowed you to drop the persona

It's a little unconventional to post this here because i'm NOT looking for a mate. I just love e-flirting and new crushes and stuff

Me:
25/F/USA
short, chubby, glasses, very femme
very social and friendly!
like reading, 3DS, hiking, biking, cooking/baking
other interests include animals (esp. dogs and snakes), folklore/mythology, sexuality

You:
close to me in age (let's say between 22 and 35)
I tend to be more drawn to shy people (bc opposites attract) but very social people are also great!
body type, race, whatever doesn't matter.
I've been into a bookish/hot professor look lately. Glasses are a huge bonus.
I prefer short hair (but longer than a crew cut) and no facial hair on guys, but maybe you know how to make it work
i love people who know a lot about things i don't know much about, like math or computers or something
big bonus points if you're willing to talk on the phone or skype or something
I'm non-judgmental. I don't presume to judge over employment status, mental illnesses, whatever

>>24518799
How have you not seen Lebowski? The dude does not abide, dude.

>>24519894
not Asian gluck tho

>>24525039
okay I'll bite.
skype is propane.accessories

Man, I should really have grouped my posts together.

>>24525039
I'm patient, but I've got a life to work on. How long would I be waiting?

>>24525068

I'm afraid I don't understand the question

>>24525068
>>24525075
Sorry, meant another post:
>>24523455

>>24519252
skype xerroni

>>24520493
haha I'm not looking for any kind of relationship really but I'm open to just talking and being best friends and all that. here's my contribution:

me
> 18/f/usa
> 5'3" 92lb asian waif
> computers are cool, in college for them
> anime is cool too, mostly psychological or girly stuff. props if you like them too, it's alright if you don't
> INFP if that matters at all
> games are top-notch but I don't play much at the time (pc/3ds)
> low-key into fashion until I have a good budget for it. just dressing well now
> art, writing, philosophy, music all cool things
> all over the place music taste but it's probably stuff you're too cool for senpai
> the oxford comma belongs in this world
> introverted but I have decent social skills; I'll go out on weekends and do the whole interaction thing
> 10% clingy, 90% distant
> pastries are the only sign that god is real; I love cake
> savage burns are how I flirt
> but 99% of the time I'm harmless and cheering you on
> shy when alone
> fragments > sentences
> cuteish

him
> 18-20/m
> 5'11+
> thin boys are lovely
> kind but not a pushover
> blonde hair and glasses
> dresses well
> is doing something with their life
> vidya, anime, the usual
> teaches me about astronomy
> is not autistic
> is not a dick preferably
> charismatic and good with people
> real funny; wit is a heart killer
> dark sense of humor
> well-read, into books
> likes good bands I can add to my listening spectrum
> respects personal space
> loves cats
> not religious or overly political
> good conversationalist

Her:
>White, Asian, or Latina
>Slim preferably, but just dont be overweight as its a poor reflection of character
>I like Short girls, but just dont be taller than me
>Has some kind of ambition or passion
>Likes metal, punk, or classic rock
>Can hold a conversation so I dont have to constantly carry the conversation
>Is at least ok with 420/pain killers
>Not religious
>Has a dark sense of humor is a plus
>Being a bit unstable can be fun
>Wouldnt mind a bit of travel
>Not afraid of heights

Me:
>20/male/white
>6 foot
>Brown hair
>Fairly introverted
>Average build (friends say I'm fairly thin and in shape)
>Pilot in training, working shitty job in the mean time
>Can kinda play guitar
>Likes metal, punk, classic rock
>Fucked up sense of humor
>Like going to concerts and places in general
>Enjoy doing new things
>Can cook and bake well
>Fairly laid back, not really judgemental

>>24525113
whoops, forgot.
temp skype for this: [email protected]
why did skype take away usernames??

>>24525113
Added you. I'm
>>24517594

>>24525113
Got something other than skype? I'm >>24525119

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>>24524895
Another generic line which you didn't even apply correctly. My post wasn't pretending to be retarded, my post was being brutally honest about how I'm better than you and everyone else in this thread.

>>24525195
See, you think that but in reality you just sound retarded.

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Looking for what I m.... Anti-social, hates kids, religion, and animals, into homesteading and hiking. High sex drive and petite body.... Smokes 420...

If I found the right girl she could live at my house and not work

>>24525195
>baiting

>>24525214
>responding to bait

>>24525113

What 3DS games do you play?

Also, discord, steam, tox, or throwaway email?

>>24523489

>Love partying
>clubbing
>weed
>dancing

And that's why you're alone with you kids whose dads you don't know

>>24525235
Not much atm, have played fire emblem, pokemon, animal crossing, zelda
>>24525192
you can directly email [email protected] if you want. do you have a preferred method of communication?

>>24525245
If you have a kik that would be great.

>me
-22/F/northeastern USA
-straight
-5'4" 115ish pounds
-nurse
-don't drink or smoke
-introverted and outgoing/funny i guess. yeah i know, i dont fucking understand it either

>Him
-22 or older
-not picky about height, just taller than me
-doesn't drink or only drinks a little
-doesn't smoke weed or only smokes sometimes
-doesn't smoke cigarettes
-isn't a fucking whore
-lives in or near NJ
-went to college/graduated college
-has a career and is financially stable
-wants children and marriage at some point in life

>>24525214
You still can't string together a valid criticism. Your argument amounts to no u and is on the level of a 7-8 year old child. The one thing you managed to do against me is be so dumb that other people can attempt to accuse me of samefagging to make myself look good.

>>24525231
I read your original post. You sound like a cool dude, I would hang out with you but I wouldn't drink anything you made nor would I trust you around my kids if I had kids.

>>24525255
Do you have potential to be the female Shipman?

>>24525266
no. sorry if that disappoints you.

>>24525266
That's wise to do with anyone you don't know well, I wouldn't hold it against you.

>>24525273
How do you feel about anal?

>>24525283
It's a shame because you seem like the type to know the best hipster beer places.

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>>24525255
This is me in a nutshell, if you wanna reach out, my kik/snapchat is sweetcreep

>>24525088
like 1 to 2 years

>>24525288
not interested. and even if it was something i enjoy, i wouldn't want to do it unless i was in a committed relationship.

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im a kewl guy and i know how to love up to some point


looking for cute Asian gold farmer to farm for me

>>24525039
idk if you're still around, but if you are, my skype is raptor-jeezus. i'd love to talk a lil :3

>>24520028
Good luck sir, you seem awesome. Nice PunPun pics

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>>24525316
This is how I see a date between the two of us happening. The date is at my place instead of a restaurant. I grill some beautiful USDA prime steaks and serve it with asparagus and mashed potatoes. Little did you know, I loaded the steaks and potatoes with salt. You find yourself thirsty and drink way too much of the cocktail I made you. I feel like I'm justified in doing this because you were gushing about how handsome I am in person all night. You eventually pass out and I draw a penis on your head because you didn't take your heels off.

>>24525255
I live nowhere near NJ, but I fit all your other criteria perfectly. Would you like to talk anyway?

>>24525348
sure! :) whats your kik?

>>24525352
tarotbard

>>24525288
>Implying I drink beer
>Implying I go out of the house at all
Haha, you're funny.

>>24525113
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford Comma?

>>24525361
if that's a vampire weekend reference then you're the best. if not, uh, I do.

>Me
18,M,NorthEast USA
Straight
6'3, 175ish
Black hair, green eyes
Guitarist for 8 years, college student, planning to be an electrician of some sort
Empathetic but very logical
Good sense of humor, quick on the joke
I like games, movies, music/the usual shit but a bit obscure choices.
Love reading/writing stories/literature
Serious when I need to be, but at heart just a laid back goofy motherfucker
Deepish-middle voice
Erotic when it calls for it, but pretty vanilla otherwise
Somewhat of a homebody, but loves going out often, driving places, camping, whatnot
Not very fulfilled, besides in music
Like to cook
Slight OCD/Rumination type, not to the point of it affecting my life largely
An old man at heart
Pretty nerdy, but far from the anime/DnD/Meme lord level
Don't drink much, only smoke weed when I can


>Her
Likes music/art (and guitarists, preferably, haha)
Short
Black/Colored Hair would be ideal
Loves intimate stuff
Likes cosplay/costumes
Very erotic
Has aspirations and passion
Kind
Funny
Good/fun to talk with
Not too political or religious
Likes to do things/walk somewhere
Cute
Likes hugs/cuddling
Supportive
Definitely a nerd
Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Can't think of much else

>>24525384
I've seen those English dramas toOooo

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>>24525241

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>>24525361
>>24525384
Not the original poster, but I've gotten into arguments over whether or not oxford commas should be used before. I legit believe in the use of the oxford comma.

>>24525357
Your lady killing power would go up if you drank beer.

>>24525467
I went to a school that's on quite a few usnews rankings. Pretentious academics are the worst. They think school credentials make them smart and they think being "smart" makes them better than other people.

>>24525499
Even if I did, I'd drink it alone in my apartment. Not many ladies hanging out there, I'll tell ya what.

>>24525454
heh I like you anon
>>24525467
I also firmly believe the oxford comma should be used haha; that's why I put it in there

Me
>21/F/CA
>Ukrainian immigrant, fluent in Russian & English
>5'7, Christina Hendricks body, very big bust, pale
>Lip/Nip/Belly/Ear piercings, black/red dyed hair, gothy but not in dress, like to show off body
>Traditional Russian, politically centrist (extreme views on all sides that balance to center), politically invested, interested in Christianity, old-fashioned
>Brooding, Chernobyl victim, troubled childhood filled with misery, a bit different in the head
>Artistically inclined, fantastic painter/designer
>Ambitious
>Read a lot of history, sci-fi, non-fic and fic, politics, religion, generally avoid philosophy
>Been through every single genre music phase
>Gamer, used to have addiction but played every game made that's not by japs and now bored with it
>Film lover
>Love cooking and experimenting with food and a gastronome.
>Open minded to any experience that permits growth or new information
>ENTP
>Dominant/very aggressive personality and person, submissive in bed, kinky, no toys or erotic larping
>Like to have fun/novelty, have good advice for nearly everything, know a lot and can explain a lot, but very oblivious sometimes and like a child
>Sentimental
>Sometimes step over boundaries, can have trouble with emotions

You
>Height doesn't matter, last relationship was with a 5'4 man
>Dark hair, dark eyes, pale skin (tall, dark, and handsome)
>White or partially a mix
>Ambitious, knowledgeable, always reading, aware, and enjoy self improvement and new experiences
>Knows right from wrong, but does the research to back it up
>Sympathetic and patient, not stubborn, logical
>Good at answering questions, knows himself well but open to growth
>Logical, mathematical, science-orientated but appreciates the arts.
>Mature, but can goof off when appropriate and let go sometimes, but not all the time
>Primal in bed, generous
>Likes to spoil, surprise
>Dresses well, enjoys looking good
>Enjoys good food and adventurous with food, but hates Indian.

>>24525539
I'm most of these minus the non-stubborn and the math (science is cool tho!)

email me? [email protected]

>>24525539
Got kik?
lookingintothefuture

>>24525539

Hey I'm >>24518223 and you sound like a really cool lady. I fit a lot of what you're looking for too.

>>24525539

hm... Your loss, I love indian food.

>>24525588
Fuck yeah

I'm gonna drink for every time I read that someone has "Dark humor" in their about me.

Me:

>M/20/Brazil
>173cm, 80kg
>Law student
>loves languages (English, Spanish, Portuguese, almost fluent Italian, some Catalan, and a little French)
>dark hair, brown eyes
>tanned skin, pale in some parts, a little darker in others
>attractive face
>skinnyfat body
>read books (52+ a year)
>listens to classical music, Cole Porter, Bob Dylan and Leonard Cohen
>libertarian who prefers to follow a conservative lifestyle

Ideal:

>F/15-25/Brazil
>white (with strong preference for Italian ancestry) or jew
>anything from very skinny to a little bit overweight
>very beautiful face
>shorter than me, preferentially around 155-160cm
>familiar with the Western Canon
>has to follow a conservative lifestyle

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>>24525607

>15

>>24525539
I don't fit your ideal and you kinda don't fit mine but I want to see your paintings

>>24525620
It's not illegal where I live, because I'm still 20.

I'd only date a 15yo girl if she was extremely mature, however.

>>24519252
You sound super cute!!

>>24525534
You're not bad either anon. Good luck to you.

>>24525109
Is that your Skype? Because that seems to be a guy, and I'm not gay.
Or are you asking for my Skype and the xerroni was just like....a thing?

Me:
>20m/5'11/Australian
>look half white half middle eastern
>skinny (65kg) but athletic build
>entering 3rd year comp sci next year
>antisocial but not a sperg, dont mind going out on occasion but mostly prefer staying at home
>spend most of my time playing competitive video games
>no hobbies but would get into some with (You)

Her:
>doesn't mind me playing vidya
>loyal, isnt still young and immature enough to need attention from other men
>in it for the long haul
>understands we may not be perfectly compatible but a relationship is about making it work
>is average weight or slimmer

Kik: s2272

>>24525667
Well thanks! Feel free to talk to me
Kik is fugogley

>>24525539
Going to need some contact info. Only thing I don't really have is dark hair and eyes.

>>24525539
I'd be interested in chatting. Not fond of indian food either. I think we might match on some things. Skype is propane.accessories and kik is pr0pane

I prefer skype though.

Me:
>24 m UK
>Dat accent tho
>Tall (6'0 plus) and slim
>Dark hair and dark eyes
>STEM student, don't actually hate it which surprises even me
>Laid back but talks too much (for better or worse)
>Has gummi Venus de Milo patch on jeans
>Obsessively hoards music even though I stream, wut
>Sweet but sarcastic, the most frustrating of combos. Good luck
>Gives dynamite hugs
>Drinks milk, strong teeth
>Owns 3 Rubik's cube
>Never seen Indiana Jones
>Definitely doesn't lurk on 4chan dunno what you're talking about

You:
>Definitely doesn't lurk on 4chan dunno what you're talking about
>25 or younger
>Geography doesn't matter
>Cute over hot every time
>Shy can be fun, I can talk enough for anyone
>Tell me I'm a dick, we both know it's true
>Teach me something idc what
>Not a serial killer
>Likes cereal though
>What am I even saying it's 4am

Kik: elcee31

>>24525539
>>24525823
>>24525721
>>24525576
>>24525573
>>24525564
my skype is herzjager and my email is xdamnsel @ yahoo

>>24525499
Yeah, I agree with you that pretentious academics suck. I have a few friends that went to ivy league universities, and they're actually the most humble. It's the ivy league rejects who are the worst and try to correct you for no reason.

>be dumb but always paid attention in school and did hw
>was perceived as artsy slacker weirdo
>chronic overachiever classmates have aneurysms when i get higher grade
>won't let me live down a typo
>literally challenge me to chess matches when i don't know how to play
>take IQ test in psych class
>everyone bullies me to see results
>have lowest IQ among bullying overachievers
>cry because smug bullies

They're the worst, breh... sorry for the blog.

>>24524881
same to you anon, thank you.

>>24525255
if you don't mind talking to someone that isn't near NJ you can also add personalthrowaway

>>24525113
>>24525539
I will probably write to you two later, because you sound like interesting people with a story to share.

>>24525539
Hey a fellow comrade. This is me.
>>24518121
feel free to message me if you wish.

>>24519908
pls be a qt

Me
>23/M/CA
>White/welsh
>6ft, broad shoulders beer gut
>short hair dark brown
>mostly center of Isle in politics a good mix of both ideas
>sheltered child hood over protective mother Im super norm core
>sci-fi fiction top of lists for interests
>i love to cook but never have anyone to share it with
>into arts and crafts love to fabricate
>used to game every day now am a filthy casual
>love all music yes even the off the wall shit
>pretty submssive always trying to please others
>only a few friends but I am outgoing not the shy type in a public place but one on one I tend to be quieter


You
>shorter than 6 foot or atleast way taller than 6 foot
>pale skin i love me some nordic blood
>understands technology
>I dont wanna say hipstery but hipstery or alternative
>likes to go out for dinner but also enjoys cooking
>gets into inspired moods and wants to be creative
>a nice person that can forgive me when i fuck everything up

>>24525607

>15

Uh, mods...do something!

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>>Me
-20/m/Norway
-6'1
-Stocky
-Handyman
-hard working
-physical
-caring
-intimate
-witty humor
-soft deep down
-love to listen
-analytical
-dreamer
-layed back
-love music

>>Her
-Curvy/chubby
-long thick luscious brown hair
-eyes
-loving
-cheerful
-intimate
-thankful
-loves music
-somewhat gracious
-loves to cuddle
-open minded
-Doesn't assume everything

ehh can't really think of much else

kik:elpe4eva
Sc:elpe4eva

>>24517454
7.646758572682698569059412019746288273526779888201912 × 10^214

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i'm lonely, need friends

>>24526181
The IQ bullying and random chess challenges is hilarious because it's unfathomably ridiculous to imagine someone doing that with a straight face.

I read your original posts and think I have a sense of what you're looking for which is frankly someone to marry forever. If that's the case, your optimal strategy would be to have a criteria of only 3 items. Loyal, mature/has shit together, confident. When girls say they like confidence, it's usually bullshit but in your case, it should be enough to keep you happy. This is because the one thing girls can't tolerate is social disapproval. A young girl will insist on a good looking man but it's not necessary for an older married woman. Her husband can be short or ugly, as long as he carries himself well, no one will bat an eye. If you find a guy who wants you and who has all of those criteria, cling to him and don't let go.

To be absolutely clear, I'm responding for mental masturbation reasons and not for ideal mate reasons. I'm not loyal to girls so I'm out according my own criteria for you.

>>24526573
I've been called a qt
I clean up alright

>>24528017
Underrated post

>Me
21/M/England
White but kinda olive skin
Like 5'8, slim, fairly athletic
A little shy but a good talker/listener
Heavily into a vast range of obscure music
Socialist

>Her
F or MTF, any age or ethnicity really
5'1ish is my ideal height but not a limit, I've dated girls taller than me even
Thickish, big hips and ass
Interested in music and film to extent we can recommend eachother stuff etc
Very open sexually

>Me
-18
-Scottish, White
-6ft, Bright Blue eyes, Strawberry Blonde/Gingery-brown hair
-Deep voice with Scottish accent
-Outgoing and lovve meeting new people, Can be very active or can be very lazy
-Always like to have a good laugh with people, Joke around, Have fun
-Listen to all sorts of music, have a new favorite song every week, Love going to the movies, Lying in bed watching TV shows.
-Slightly Nerdy, Play Video games fairly often, Love going outside, I go on long walks by myself thorugh parks and just chill out and listen to music.
-Love cooking
-Very Loyal and caring
-Always there to comfort and listen to any problems

>Her
-A few years younger or older than me
-Preferably smaller than me
-Skinny to Chubby
-Cutie
-American or Canadian Accent is a plus
-Very Caring, intimate, Loving and clingy
-Loves to go out on walks in the park, talking and having a good time
-Listens to music and wathces TV and Movies often
-Wants to come home and tell me about her day


Skype: hellofriend1738

>>24528610
hmm

contact?

Me: 25/female(ish)/lesbian/Southern Ontario
Short dark hair, also really short and not thin, but I have freckles that make cool patterns (even one that looks an illumanti triangle) and glasses
English and cultural studies major, future librarian.
sexually kinky and a switch
very left wing politically
musically I enjoy indie rock i.e. everything from the elephant 6 collective, Broken Social Scene (and their spinoffs), Arcade Fire, New Pornographer. Also somewhat into: old goth rock i.e. Bauhaus, Siouxsie and the Banshees, the Cure, the Smiths, Echo and the Bunnymen, Joy Divisio old school hip hop: Wu-tang Clan, N.W.A., and Public Enemy, noise and noise rock: Sonic Youth, Big Black Merzbow, Lydia Lunch, the whole No-Wave Scene. Also sort of into post rock aka Godspeed, Thee Silver Mount Zion, and proto-punk: the Stooges, the Velvet Underground, and the Birthday Party (as well as Rowland and Nick's solo stuff). Oh and einstürzende neubauten, as well as Bowie.
collects vinyl
enjoys hiking and Pokemon Go (Go team Mystic)
Rosemary!
Has a sweet tooth
Likes footie (my teams are Everton and Arsenal)
Is monogamous in relationships (and doesn't do hook ups)
favorite Holiday is Halloween
You:
female (trans women welcome) unattached and monogamous
ideally from Canada or the U.S. but also open to French/Germans/Europeans with cute accents (or British girls who like footie)
sexually kinky and (ideally) a switch
either is working towards a degree or has a job of some sort, aka a life path
shares similiar values and tastes with me, with regards to music, politics, and relationships.
it'd be nice if you had an opinion about the oxford comma
will go hiking and play Pokemon Go with me
understands what Rosemary was a reference too
will watch footie with me sometimes
wants something serious eventually not just fooling around
likes cats =^.^=
will tell me what their favorite holiday is and why in their opening messages so I know they've read this novella. Kik is Utterlyuranianumbra

>>24528754
my skype is der_einzige2

>Me
-19/M/Straight/Germany
-Asian
-174cm, skinny
-Black hair, dark brown eyes, glasses, basically your stereotypical Asian but without the chinky eyes
-Introverted on general, but I open up when I know someone well
-Really nerdy when I'm interested about something.
-I don't really have a taste in music. I'm open to every genres I guess.
-Love gaming, hiking, and business
-Currently doing my industrial engineering bachelor
-Agnostic
-Speak 3 languages fluently (still working on my German though)
-Has dark humor
-Curious and open minded about most things
-Can cook well
-Doesn't smoke, drink sometimes
-Loves cuddling

Her:
-Around my age/Germany
-White or Asian
-I don't really have a specific preference on looks.
-Not fat
-Can carry a conversation well
-Not easily triggered
-It would be nice if she plays vidya
-Loyal and kind

kik: pravoka

>>24528782
added ya!

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Do people even find love interests on here? I sort of want to do one but unsure if it's worth it, am I cute enough? I just want someone as clingy and doormat as myself.

>>24525255

Where in NJ are you from? Add me on KIK, Tylerv233...I fit everything on that list and you seem interesting...

>>24525255
From Jersey here. If you're still around, I'd like to talk, you're pretty much everything i look for in a girl to form a relationship with and I check off pretty much everything you're looking for too. Kik is nj_anon

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Me:
5'11"
20/M/SC
Asshole humor
Needy
Can be quiet
I was told I'm really nice if you got to know me
Not much of a game player but I do enjoy them, I prefer watching movies
Master Texas hold'em player
Is willing to make sacrifices for a relationship

Her:
Literally anything below chubby
White/Asian
Can talk to someone who has trouble conversationally
Forgiving
Cuddles
Asshole

guyboat

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She
>wants to hold hands
>thinks going to the store together can be fun
>is playful and endearing, supportive and kind
>wants to lay in bed and watch a movie
>will be open and share her troubles
>thinks some shitty soc LDR can work somehow
>has nice ankles

Me
>has a p good job
>can't really move anywhere because of said job
>is a lonely stick in the mud
>some people say I'm alright
>I dunno, give it a go
>This is definitely one of my worse IMT posts

kik me: buttsmackenzie

>>24525539
>>24517524
>>24517672
>>24525847
I'm hitting you up.

gonna shoot myself in the fucking head

>>24529884
Please do me first.

>>24530058
might as well do me first guys

>>24530096
How do I get in on this? Should we draw straws for who gets to go first?

>>24530058
>>24530096
>>24530125
I'm the one who is going to have to pay for the fucking gun

I am going first.

>>24530143
I have kind of a weird fetish. I would like you to die with your penis hard. And I wonder it stays hard. Then I would like to fuck it.

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Fuck it.

>>24527304
C-can i be your bf?

>>24530143
What do I have to do for you to shoot me first? I want off this ride, but I'll be too much of a pussy to pick up the gun after you'rw donw and off myself.

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>>24530161
I'm not gay.

Even if I was, the answer is still no.

>>24532264
Give me 7000 dollars.

tfw you try to get a contact but realize they are all after females only, proven because I made a fake one and people swarmed to that one quite easily.

>>24529589
Cute description of a qt m8
I wish you luck.

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Me:
>22/socal/the unwanted gender

>pretty short 5'7 ish skinny/thin weigh around 120~ black/brown hair

>introverted, I get along fairly well with people. I'm functional socially . But I tend to have a problem making long lasting connections.

>I don't know how to describe myself, I wonder how all of you do it. I guess I'm pretty calm and can seem to others like the serious type, but I'm pretty playful underneath, I playfully tease others and what not. I can be a bit awkward at times. Mostly happens when i'm getting to know someone.

> I don't do drugs smoke or drink.
> I like math, anime, finance and diy projects.

>mostly on /g/ /cgl/ and /biz/

>don't know what else to put.

QT:

>18-22/lives close to me/Qt girl
>shorter than me or same height is a must.
>huggable
>QT
>likes anime and dresses up in qt lolita outfits and j-fash
>Nice and caring, is cutesy wants children. Is looking for a stable long lasting relationship.
>a bit clingy is best.
>doesn't do drugs or have tattoos.
>inexperienced sexually, so I won't be the only to feel awkward about it.

Contact: on request.

>>24531618
Are you a qt

>>24532926
I think so
Not a qt girl though

>>24525255
Hey, if you're still around, I'm 25/M/Philly, finishing my last year in school and hoping to get a job in public accounting or management consulting.

Skype is Jiggaboots

>>24525539
CA as in Canada?
If so,
I meet 95%,

Not particularly fond of movies or any media related industries, And I don't read fiction novels/ however. Very open minded and full of worldly knowledge, always learning/reading. Heavy interests in Constructed languages and how they influence communication and how we think.

me
> 19 year old college student
> mid-atlantic US
> 5' 8", 125 lbs.
> asian
> studying art and french literature
> personality: passionate, energetic, whimsical
> occasionally pensive
> extrovert with introverted tendencies (enfj)
> virgin, but very much into exploring sexuality with the right person
> can be clingy
> hobbies: traveling, reading, singing. currently learning guitar!
> likes french music
> want somebody to spend a lot of time with and go places with

you
> 6' +
> broad shoulders, solid build
> age 18 - 30
> intelligent, witty
> intense personality
> possessive
> high sex drive, sexually assertive
> doesn't need to have the same hobbies as me

contact: reply to this if you think we'd get along! i'm in the process of making a kik

>>24533196
i'm also a girl

>>24533203
>6' or above as a requirement

Yeah, we gathered that.

;_;

>>24532932
Eh I've never had a bf

>>24533196
>intense personality
What did she mean by this?
I consider myself to fit most of the other qualities, but this sounds like you want some AYYYO LEMME HOLLA ATCHU GIRL YA WANT SUM FUCK type nonsense

>>24533222
maybe 'strong personality' is a better way to put it? people who aren't afraid to assert their personalities from the start. i also like people who are very engaged and 'there' when i'm talking to them, if that makes sense. i am really attracted to authenticity, and putting on airs is a real turn off for me.

>>24528841
I met someone here this year, it was fun, no regrets

>>24533196
It'll be interesting to see how your ideal changes after you've had a few bad relationships/hookups. What you think you want right now is pure speculation. What I can tell you is that you're better off with Skype rather than KIK. Men usually aren't glued to their phones.

>>24533196
Im in, how we doing this

>>24533217
please

>>24533196
There's the possibility we'd get along.
I'm >>24519252

>>24533287
i don't doubt it.

>>24533311
hey! my kik is esscargot

>>24533261
Oh, maybe I was just assuming the worst when I initially read that then. It's pretty hard to find people on /soc/ who can engage a conversation at all.
When you get your kik set up, add me:
lookingintothefuture

I'm
>>24517594
btw

>>24533196
Yeah I'm going to need some contact info.

>>24533344
Where in CA you at also contact info?

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Anyone else here wish that anyone who isn't single would just fucking die

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Me
>23
>Tall
>d1 athlete
>doesn't smoke at all
>travel a lot
>workout more
>fitness is important
>work/school
>confident but not cocky
>emotionally stable
>down low really nerdy
>love Disney

You
>18-25
>Prefer taller girls but its not a deal breaker
>athletic
>enjoys fitness
>girly
I'm enough of a man, I don't need you acting like one too. I want you to be able to rock a dress when its needed.
>doesn't smoke
>good hygiene
>genuine/caring
>passionate about something
>will love my dog

My kik is neverchange4others

Feel free to add me but tomorrow is Saturday which means game day and I'm going to sleep right now. Might not get back to you until late tomorrow but I will definitely respond.

And yes I realize I probably don't belong here, but what can I say?
>Once a nerd always a nerd.

Here we go.

Me:

>Late 20's female.
>Short, kinda chubby, cute face(I look significantly younger than my age)
>I have a stable job, my own place and my own vehicle
>I make friends easily but don't keep in constant contact(I suck and get socially burnt out fairly quickly. Gotta recharge those batteries)
>I play a lot of video games and watch a lot of movies/tv shows.
>Because of that fact I tend to quote movies/shows and it can get pretty annoying
>I think inappropriate humor is funny and puns are fantastic
>I love animals of all kinds and have a few of my own
>I cry when I'm happy and I cry when I'm sad, it's not hard to make me tear up
>I have a tendency to be really goofy and weird when I'm comfortable with someone
>I like spending time with my partner but also need my personal space too
>I'm very physically affectionate and I love to flirt
>I'm not religious but I respect others beliefs
>When I love, I love hard.

You:

>Male/Female/Whatever
>22 - 35 years old
>Not a twig but not obese
>Has a job/is in school and capable of taking care of themselves
>Capable of being goofy/silly and will play along with me
>Enjoys watching movies/tv shows and marathoning things
>Loves animals and either has their own or wants one some day
>Plays video games(PC mostly) and willing to play games with me
>Physically and verbally affectionate(likes to flirt)
>Friendly and outgoing but only has eyes for me
>Terribly witty and enjoys sarcasm(lets be assholes to each other)
>Has their own friends and wont make me the only person they socialize with
>Has a passion and wants to introduce me to it
>Protective over their partner
>Understands random 90's references and loves the nostalgic feeling(lets revisit things over and over)
>Is easy to love

Bonus points:
Glasses, beard(if male), great voice, killer smile, can make me laugh(seriously if you can make me laugh I'll fall so fast)

I'll add interested parties, please respond with your skype. Thanks! ^.^

>>24534455
>Has a job/is in school and capable of taking care of themselves
y-you too

>>24534463
I... don't understand your comment... :(

>>24534467
It is the only part of your post that I don't fit
Then I used the y-you too meme

>>24534455

>>24523647

>>24519908
snapchat?

>>24534455
where are you at?
o.o
I fit almost all of that

>>24534455
I don't really fit all your ideals but would like to talk to you anyway. If you don't mind, send an email to [email protected] with your contacts.

>>24534542
skype is raptor-jeezus if you wanna add. i fuckin forgot to add that lmao

>>24534455
Where are you from?

Im interested. Skype is kicksallass

>>24534455

What games do you play then?

Skyperino : nunululu69

>tfw no guys looking for guys posts

>>24534455
Sweetcreep

>>24534254

Go back on your meds, you have the crazy eyes again

>>24535448
I'm here senpai

>>24535713
people noticed me and liked me when I was crazy

bad advice

>>24534455

>tfw probably too late

My Skype is tylervanlieshout, I'll play piano for you.

>>24533196

Ayy I'm pretty much all those my kik is Tylerv233. You can also add my Skype.

>>24535765

People noticed you two years ago when you were a fresh face and they thought they could talk to you. 4chan is big but it's not infinite. Not that you should stop posting, but you're not going to attract attention like you use to.

>>24536354
so then what

should i just kill myself now? I'm really sick of spamming ideal mate threads, jesus christ.

>>24534542
skype is radvelvette
kik is RadVelvette
Forgot my gmail, but if you have any of those hmu