Is Tinder actually good for getting laid? I know that's

>>24511441

It's not. Not anymore anyways. It's essentially another dating app.

You can try your luck if you think you're confident enough. Just don't tell people you're on it. If she finds out, oh well.

nope, dumbasses think its for finding your soulmate.

I'm going to echo what someone said about it being a dating app.

I'm a female in an open relationship and I have been using it to find a fwb.

I have talked with many guys on there, and it is very polarizing. Some guys don't even want to chit chat, others appear to be looking for a relationship.

I am very clear I'm looking for a fwb, and it can be rough finding someone who thinks similarly.

The guys who aren't willing to talk some I'm not interested in. First when they ask me out I'll accept, thinking we'll talk more. If we don't talk more, I say I was hoping to be more excited for the date and now have to cancel because I'm not feeling it.
Sometimes I don't cancel and I always regret it.

The other side is the guys that are really looking for a gf and either aren't admitting that to me or aren't admitting that to themselves. I have run into quite a few of these guys, and they can be quite sweet, but I am always worried I will hurt them. Since I'm in an open relationship, I already have a relationship and can't turn a fwb into anything more. I can be a very intimate lover, and I have had two guys now tell me how special and intimate our time together is. And it is...I will always remember it, and I do want more of it, it just can't be anything more.

I have Tinder, some girls have asked to have sex with me before but I'm a virgin and I kind of think my first time should be more special than just a tinder hookup. I basically just use it for fun and not necessarily for sex. but sure, it is possible of you have a good enough profile and pictures.

I've had decent luck with using it for hookups. Best results if you let them know exactly what you're looking for tho. Saves so much time and bullshit

Anyone got tips for setting up a good profile? College aged virgin still living in my hometown, considering biting the bullet and giving it a shot (pun unintended).

>>24512992
Fag

Don't put virgin in your profile, be funny and don't try very hard.

Dude yes, I've had sex with like 10 women from Tinder in 6 months. My advice is shoot from the hip. You'll get a lot of girls who are put off if you are frank but you'll also get girls who are on their to fuck and will be receptive.

Dude yes, I've had sex with like 10 women from Tinder in 6 months. My advice is shoot from the hip. You'll get a lot of girls who are put off if you are frank but you'll also get girls who are on there to fuck and will be receptive.

>>24513135
whats your bio ? and pics, i'm shy, i can Tell "i want sex "

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This guy did pretty well.
I sucked his dick within an hour of meeting him.

>>24513229
Whoop dee doo. Fags can get laid on literally any dating app within an hour.

We straight dudes have a much more difficult time

>>24513253
Um, I'm female. And he is straight. That's tinder.

>>24513253
Although he lied, he's like 6'2, not 6'4.

>>24513107
keep it short and sweet
no stupid jokes in the bio, that's autistic
don't use all six photo slots
pretend like you're a normie

I think the only thing stopping me from having success on tinder is my lack of good pictures which arent selfies/ in my room and me having no friends.

I could probably get so more matches if I had friends to take my picture or had someone take my picture while im out being a loner at some event

>>24513255
Oh. Well, you're a coalburning whore then.

Just kidding. You're alright, even if you did get BLACKED. As you mentioned, quick and easy sex is the whole point of the app. I just hope he got it in and you didn't just give him dome. Oral sex is real fuckin' stupid

>>24513278
Wtf is blacked

>>24513273
>lack of group pics b/c no friends

Go to the park, find a group of reasonably normal looking people and tell them you are doing a scavenger hunt and need a photo with a group of strangers.

Thank fuck I don't have this problem and I also worked for Google so I have dope pics of myself doing that. Multiple girls I've banged have straight up said they only right-swiped me because I worked for Google

>>24513273
>lack of quality photos

That's always the number 1 problem. Every fucking normie is a photo editing expert and I'm just dabbling in this now. You need to basically build a modeling brochure for a profile. A lot of uglier people get more swipes than you because that first picture looks aesthetic.

>>24513281
Blacked is an epic 4chin may may in which a white woman has sex with a black male. When that occurs, the woman has been 'Blacked'.

>>24513293
Then I have "been blacked" x 6.
Half the guys I've had sex with are black.

Just help me with a bio, i really need one girl

>>24513298
Why? Because it feels more dangerous than banging a white dude? 50% is wildly disproportionate in terms of the population demographics of blacks overall

Also this qualifies you as a 'Coal burner' but don't say that around any n-bombs or you'll get the white smacked off your face

>>24513318
What do you need help with?

>>24513327
i'm shy, i'm not talking with my Matchs, my bio sucks, my country have very very ugly girls and same time beauty girls, but i'm so shy

>>24513351
Well, if you have matches, your bio can't be all that bad.

And honestly I am shy too and have pretty bad social anxiety... believe me, I have considered bailing on every tinder date I've had so far up until the moment I meet them. But it's always very much worth it when you're pulling their panties off.

Don't beat around the bush with your matches, just straight up ask all of them out on a date. If they right-swiped you, there's a 75% chance they will want to go out for a drink with you. Have you actually asked any of your matches out?

>>24513327
>Why
Nice facial features
Friendly
Sexy
Don't shame kinks

Also, I only see college educated "white collar" guys. Usually suburban like myself.

>>24513369
i'm afraid o say that, moat of times i can talk, but i left her before out

>>24513374
>college educated "white collar" guys

You're saying that like it's a bad thing, and like it's mutually exclusive of being good looking and friendly

You'd rather be with an uneducated gang banger than a college educated white dude? Sounds like someone wants to piss off daddy

>>24513285
this sounds like a good idea but I live on a college campus and I'm sure whoever I get in the picture with me may see it lmfao but I may try it.

>>24513286
Yep I've never been the one to take any fucking picture so all of mine are awful

>>24513396
The black guys are white collar and college educated.
My dad would be fine with that. He just cares if I'm happy.

>>24513388
Well if you're afraid to ask a girl out, then I honestly don't even know why we are talking.

You're never going to progress in life unless you walk off that ledge and do the thing that's pants-shittingly terrifying. And you know what? It's only scary before you do it. After you do, it's pure adrenaline, which feels really fucking good.

Seriously right now on your phone just copy the phrase "Hey, you seemed cool when we chatted earlier, want to go out for a drink sometime? Hit me back" and paste that into every Tinder convo you've had. You will have multiple dates by the end of the day.

If you do not do this, you will never become a man anon

>>24513298

disgusting degenerate coal burner. literally, you will never find a handsome /pol/lack to date.

>>24513412
Fair enough... I'm mostly just memeing anyway.

Regardless, you've handled my bantz like a champ. Props to you. Would take out for coffee at Tim Horton's and subsequently plow for 2 hours

>>24513424
Eh, as long as her weight doesn't begin with 2 and her Facebook isn't filled with photos of her and Tyrone together, she'll probably grab a non-degenerate bf who will want to wife her up at some point.

It's not like you can tell how many miles of black dick a girl has taken by looking at her

>>24513412
>>24513374
>>24513298
>>24513281
>>24513259
>>24513255
>>24513229
>>24512753
>open relationship slut is a nigger lover

lmao you can't make this shit up

>>24513439
>when she's done get blacked by harambe and tyrone she will settle down with a white boi

LOLLLLLLLL

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>>24513396
Example of white girl not pissing off daddy

>>24513439
Actually I am already married, to a white guy. And at the time of the wedding I had never had sex with a black guy. Just a few makeout sessions with one guy.

After we got married I started exploring the open relationship more. Had sex with the guy I'd previously just made out with.
I didn't meet him on tinder though.

>>24513471
is this u?

>>24513457
Ohhhhh shit nigga I totally didn't see that 'open relationship' post at the beginning

I take back what I said in >>24513439 you are indeed a degenerate whore and your boyfriend is pathetic

>>24513471
>not seeing the sadness in the father's eyes

You're wrongo bongo

>>24513229
>nigger
Kill yourself

>>24513481
how did u start with the open relationship? who's does your husband fuck?

>>24513481
>married

Jesus fucking Christ. You came in here to brag that you're a married women who has since fucked a half dozen black dudes? lmaoooo

Please tell me your husband is at least plowing a bunch of random strange pussy and that this isn't just a one-way open relationship

>>24513483
No

>>24513496
He has no sex drive, so he's not fucking me or anyone else

>>24513520
but he's ok with you getting fucked? does he ever watch?

>>24513520
I think your husbando may be suffering from crippling depression.

Why are you married to someone who isn't satisfying you sexually?

>>24513491
We didn't start out as an open relationship. Happened like 13 months after we started dating.
There was so little sex, and the sex we had was really bad. We went to therapy, the therapist would give us assignments like "30 min or forplay focused on each partner (1 hour total) 3x per week". And then I would be focusing on him and he would try to hurry it up. And he would just skip over the part to focus on me. Plus it was only once per week, the night before the next appointment. I was getting tired of the false promises. Why bother for pushing for monogamy when he clearly doesn't want me all to himself if he doesn't want me at all?

>>24513533
I'm actually the one suffering from depression.

Why marry someone when the sex isn't good? Because obviously there's more to a marriage than sex, and we get along on many other fronts. Plus we agreed to the open thing before we got married. He thinks maybe when he's in his 50's he'll have a thing with a woman at his office and it will all be fine, since he agrees monogamy doesn't work anyway.

>>24513481
Can i ask you how old you are?

>>24513532
He doesn't watch. He is 100% uninterested. Watching would imply interest. Usually people watch for sexual arrousal. He doesn't get arroused, so no point.

The way it works is I have to put dates in the calendar so that he can plan his time. I have to tell him when i will be home. I can't offer details he doesn't ask for. These details include,amongst other things: who I saw, where I saw them, if we had sex, if we had any good convo topics, if I plan to see them again

>>24513552
Almost 23

>>24513487
Stop being racist. Would you prefer the pic on his profile of him in a sweater vest? I was just illustrating the muscles.

>>24513546
Well, I'm sorry to hear that your husband a shit sexually. While there's absolutely more to marriage than sex, it's still a really fucking important part of the human psyche. The dopamine you get from having passionate, romantic sexual encounters with someone you love deeply is one of the most profound human experiences imho.

You say your husband has zero sexual interest... You sure he's not gay or into little girls, or some other thing that you don't happen to be? Did he have sexual interest in you at the start or did he always seem asexual?

I'm just trying to wrap my head around this whole thing. Show us your tits so this thread is a little less depressing

>>24513581
Ok, so youre not a whore.
12 guys arent that much.
But married with 22?
How comes?
How long do you know your Partner?

>>24513560
oh Im sorry to hear that.. Any rules on what you're allowed/not allowed to do? What kind of details does he ask for?

>>24513582
Yea, sex is important, but that's why I can have it with whomever I want. I did have very passionate sex with my ex, but that kind of experience has never been replicated with my husband.
The closest experience I've had to the thing with my ex was recently with a fwb who is in that grouping where he shouldn't probably be looking for a gf. We took std tests so that we could have sex sans condom and then the second time we had sex he came inside me and it was quite an intimate feeling, and it's something he expressed at the time and later on.
Ironically this "new flora" was probably the cause of the yeast infection. Although the doctor reassured me it wasn't sexually transmitted and she even told me there wouldn't be a problem if he came inside me again, since the flora is no longer new.

I am positive my husband is not gay. He's not into little kids. He's not into sex. When I have pressed he says he watches interracial porn. When I said he could fuck anyone he wants he said maybe an indian girl if the situation arose.

>>24513587
Why get married at 22?
First of all, our grandparents got married young and were just fine. My husband is 28 and for him it was time to start a real life, with roots like a house and kids in a few years.
Other thing to consider is that on average people with depression live 10 years less than people without depression, even after controlling for suicide. Depression is bad for your body. Since I know my days are more limited, I've tried to get ahead of the curve whenever possible. For example, I graduated undergrad at 20 and am already half way through my masters program.

I've known my husband for almost 2 years now. He proposed after we'd been dating 4 months. We took sex very slowly. When he proposed we were still in the phase where we were getting to know each other sexually.

>>24513603
I'm not allowed to offer info he doesn't ask for. I can't "rub it in his face"

I match on tinder a few times a year, at best. At least 3/5 are scams, and a convo has never gone for more than a few lines. No hope for me.

>>24513260
>>24513114

Kk gotcha, short and to the point. What kind of pics should i include? Any kind of personal details i ought to mention or should i be vague as possible?

>>24513682
>half way through my masters program

I'm finishing up a Master's degree too. Sucks that there is a correlation between intelligence and depression.

But hey, if the sexual situation you've got going on satisfies all of your needs and you don't feel like you're missing out on anything, then all the power to you. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

>>24513703
Are you right-swiping everyone? Do you have all of the required things to make you not seem like a weirdo (group photo of you with people etc)?

I'm honestly pretty ugly and I don't live in a big city, and I can get laid by attractive women with relatively little effort. You guys must be doing something wrong

How about you screenshot your Tinder profile and we help you out?

>>24513719
First photo, your best possible face shot. Alternatively, if you are ugly as sin, your most interesting photo - I'm pretty ugly so I use one of myself with the Google car I drove for a year as my first pic. Second photo, a group one so you don't seem like a loner / creep. Then do one or two more decent or interesting photos of yourself

No selfies, no mirror shots. Those are huge red flags to girls and will get you left-swiped fast.

Honestly as long as you don't go full-autism with your bio it doesn't really matter. Just put something impressive about yourself and a normie phrase like 'hmu'

If there's nothing impressive about you, lie. They will never know that you lied. Lie your ass off

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this has to be a joke

>marry a girl after 4 months
>refuse to have sex
>let her fuck niggers as long as you can watch
>accept that you will be raising a gorilla baby

this is a BLACKED cuck pasta gone too far

>>24513720
I have to download it again, give me a second. I don't swipe right on everyone, but I don't have a group pic. I'm kind of a loner.

>>24513720
I thought Tinder's algorithm punishes for 'swipe right on everybody' behavior and is more inclined to put you at the front of the line for showing up on another person's screen if you're more selective.

>>24513757
Dating is a number's game for men. Right swipe literally everyone, sort out who you would actually bang after the matches have come through. Funny how your standards tend to lower when you only have one or two options.

Get a group pic, even one of you with family will work. I'm a mega loner too and girls actually like that sometimes

>>24513773
I've never heard this before. I have however heard that they actively promote you if you shell out the $5/mo for Tinder Pro or whatever it's called.

I paid for it and frankly it was the best money I've ever spent, none of those stupid 'TOO MANY RIGHT SWIPES TODAY' things and I must have been first in line for lots of girls because many of my swipes were insta-matches

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>>24513786
Here's my profile. I thought my dog sitting on my stomach would have been an sure win. Guess not.

I swipe right a lot, but even I have standards.

>>24513743
None of those are accurate as to what I said

>>24513799
This might not be helpful, but what does this in for me is your hair.
I like guys that are clean-shaven or at least well kept.

>>24513799
>all of the photos are clearly selfies taken in bed

Women find that offputting as fuck my dude. Literally never use selfies. If you must, fucking put the timer on your camera and take ten steps away from it at the very least so it looks like someone else is taking it.

Also, make it look like you're having fun. Outside. And don't try to make yourself look sexy like you are with those weird angles.

And blacked girlanon is right, shave.

Also your bio is shit. Reeks of a lack of confidence.

"I'm not perfect" - You need to act like you KNOW you are hot shit. Don't say I'm perfect, but don't ever put anything that would detract from them thinking you are anything other than a top tier bro.

Do something closer to

I shred on the guitar when I'm not too busy
Dog's name is Sparky, he's pretty dope
Looking for a cool girl HMU

Shiggy diggy anyone else want my garbage advice?

Hate being Asian in Norway, hardly get any matches because of it.

>>24513932
Fuggg but I bet the matches you do get are epic

I want me some norweigan pussy

>>24513996
Me too bro, yet to go on a single date even with anyone

My Tinder luck is horrible

>>24514076
Screenshot and post, we'll help you get your tinder game on point

blackedgirl seems to have patrician taste

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>>24514076
Text:
'Norwegian doctor, chef, and musician. Parents still disappointed.

Better at karaoke than you.'

First image is high res, thumbnail is making it look shitty.

>>24514114
Shit man, that's a pretty damn perfect profile imo
I have literally no constructive criticism.

TIL Norweigan girls are cunts

>>24514129
Thanks anon, appreciate it

Asians are a minority here, especially in my city, doesn't help getting us exposed :/

>>24514140
Do you pay for the pro version?

I really do think that makes a difference

>>24512992
Losing your virginity doesn't matter. You're going to be shit at it. Most people's first times are. Just get it over with and keep going now

>>24514147
Have it, hasn't helped much so far

>>24514162
Are you manly at all? Your pictures don't show it.
Also, the cartoon would turn me off because I'd feel like you aren't taking it seriously. I obviously don't want to fuck the cartoon. The question is if I want to fuck you.

I figure I will ask femanons: Is there any reason to use Tinder is you're a turbo manlet?

I'm 5'5, not a bad looking dude, and not unaccomplished in life, but is Tinder still enough of a "hookup app" that not possessing immediately sexually attractive traits would probably just make you pass over me without a second thought?

>>24511441
I got laid twice last week within 4 days, the third date I went on just kinda sucked. Depends on the girl more than anything.

>>24515037
How does a Tinder date go usually?
How do you hint the girl to head back to your place and fuck?

Girls hit me up at JustinC4

>>24515112
Like I said, depends on the girl. I dated a girl for over a year and our first tinder date was her inviting me over and we watched 3 Harry Potter movies then cuddled and fell asleep. Another one was me totally ghosting a girl and not talking to her for a year then matching with her again and we fucked a couple nights later. My recent ones have been: meet, drink, fuck. It's usually obvious to tell if they're interested enough. They matched with you for a reason, just don't be a fucking weeaboo unless they are too-aboo. If you can make them laugh more than a couple times you're set. If the date is getting dull or your drinks are done suggest to leave by saying something vague like: "wanna head out?" Psychologically leaving a building is like a brain refresh. If she doesn't suggest a spot then say "let's head back to my place" don't say "DO YOU want to go back to my place?" because it's too easy to say no to. Once you're back at your place, offer a drink or snacks or something then sit closer to them so it's easier for either of you to make a move. Watch her body language again, if she bites/licks her lips while looking at your lips at any point just go for it.

>>24515287
Where do you go for drinks?
Bar, restaurant?

>>24515312
Yeah, coffee shops/cool bars depending on time of day. Easier to get laid at night.

>>24513546
So your husband is asexual? Sounds like it

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>out of 78 matches in two months I've only managed to get a date for one.

What are they type of questions I should ask while on a date? How do I keep a conversation lasting and the girl interested? We're going to see a film at a small cinema and eat after, hopefully she invites me back to her dorm since I still live with my parents.(19 local college)

>>24515446
>78 matches

It's you, senpai. It ain't them.

Girl here, here's some random unsolicited advice for men on tinder

Try to use a non-selfie photo as your main photo. Preferably smiling or just generally enjoying yourself whether w a mate in it or not. But focusing on you mostly so they know it's you. Most people don't even bother reading profiles unless they match so don't bother much with it. If you MUST use selfies then keep it for the extra photos. Also don't have a bunch of them. 3-4 are more than enough.

Maybe connect your Instagram and Spotify if you want to break the ice in case she has hers connected, or she might break the ice if she sees something interesting in yours.

Puppy pics are always a win but it has to be a good pic. Hard to explain really. Not just a pet, it's supposed to be you + pet. Something like that.

If you must message the girl first, don't fucking use a pickup line, ffs. You'll probably be ignored like the bunch of other dudes she ignores daily. Just say hi and start talking. Unless her profile states her hobbies or something that she's into and you can open up with that.

Don't suck up to her like a bitch. Just listen for a bit then talk about yourself. Keep it 50-50. If she makes it all about herself, unmatch the bitch. She ain't worth it. Unless you're that desperate.

Talk to them as people, not like a talking pocket pussy. Girls can tell when guys want to desperately meet up for "a chat". yeah ok bud, ignored. Have some patience or just say what you wanna do and she'll decide if you're worth the time or not.


All in all, the app is mostly about looks and the people are either looking for a quick fuck or the love of their lives so don't expect much from it or be offended when they ignore you or don't want the same as you do. Good luck y'all.

>>24513229
this profile been posted here before
the chances of coincidence are close to zero
you are fake

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R8 m8?

Bio is
"Currently on co-op in _______ doing research and development for ________.

Aspiring woodworker, movie enthusiast, pet lover, pun connoisseur"

I know I need to get a group photo but unfortunately my friends care as little about photos as I do. I took basically no (serious) photos of myself until I started using tinder a couple weeks ago. So hopefully I can coerce them into standing around with me at a party this weekend or something.

>>24515446
>Do you like bad boys

Not those questions

>>24515508
I actually posted it previously because he ghosted me and it was rude and I was kinda curious if I was crazy or something for thinking he would be a nice person.
I actually swiped right in a pic of him in a sweater vest. After we had sex on 2 separate occasions he like half ghosted. And then the switched his tinder pic. And then when I asked him about that he ghosted.

>>24516161
"Do you like bad boys? Because I'm bad at everything" it's worked a couple times when they ask "give me a cheesy pickup line"

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How do you make it clear in your bio that you only wanna fuck? Would this be a good idea, or should I keep things open?

>>24511441
Are you a girl or cute?

If not, then it's shit

Just like every other dating app out there

>>24516689
I'm a cute guy. Will it work? Also, pls answer : >>24516553

>>24516693
can you fucking read?

i just explicitly said if youre not cute it wont work

fucking hell man use your head

>>24516696
But I said I AM cute, can YOU not read?

>>24516699
>doesnt work if youre not cute

then logically itll work if youre cute

how did you even turn on your computer?

>>24516702
By fucking your mom in her mouth

>>24516156
Cringe

>>24516156
>pun connoisseur
Come on man...

>>24516750
Great feedback man

>>24516753
Too fedora tippy? Off it goes then.

Fuck man I can talk to girls at parties but I can't make myself sound interesting on paper

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How's my profile?

I usually get 1-3 real matches each time I do a swipe run, but I basically did the exact opposite of what people recommend for profile building
>literally all selfies
>most feature me sleep deprived, wearing a beanie, shit lighting and barely smiling
>no pets, only one pic with another person in it
>other person is a chubby squatting mexican smoking a cigarette

Tinder is an enigma.

>>24517681
I'd say take out the first and fifth picture and make the second picture the first one.

Swap the order so that the current sixth is the third, fourth the second and third last.

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It's very effective.

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Selfie as a main ?
I could probably use this?

>>24517873
Ugh I would murder children for that jawline

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>>24517879
Yes or no on this?

>>24517879
My jaw is ok, it's my beard that makes it look defined

>>24517885
Yes but I'm generally bad at judging this kind of stuff so you might want to wait for more feedback haha

>>24517739
Why don't you make your profile better then?

>>24513471
that guy has the biggest head ever

>>24513799
your pictures give me the mad creeps and your description makes it seem like you couldn't hold on a conversation and i'd end up asking a lot of questions with dumb, conversation-killing answers.
do what this dude said >>24513824

>>24517681
delete #3, all that'll elicit is "Who's that bitch"
#6 is your best picture, #2 makes it look like you wanna talk about how you feel sorry for all the sheeple. also your description is tryhard creepy and i wouldn't accept just for that. You're cute, stop getting in your own way

>>24517885
so many yes

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>>24517947
I've done exactly as you command
But I'm using this as a main>>24517873
I deleted the Bio
Fuck it, here

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>>24516553
I tried your line lol

>>24514114
You have what I wish I had... Your life together >>24513799
Delete the selfies try to only have one or two and get some pics with friends

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Bio is Live in *insert my city*
I'm a skater
Adventuring and such
Hit me up on

>>24518003
Thanks anon. Life is a mess right now, trust me.

>>24517990
way better. i'd sit on your face.

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>>24517999
It's surprisingly effective

>>24518076
Would you swipe my photos just by looking at the first one?

>>24517840

What do you look like? How the hell do you get so many matches and they're pretty hot too

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>>24518143
Like this

>>24518192
>Actually paying for Tinder
kys

>>24518192

Oh, nice profile. How many of those girls have you hooked up with?

>>24518224
It's like 5 bucks and it passes time.
>>24518233
Idk a lot lol 2 this week

I GOT A NUMBER WHat Do I do Now

Tinder will never work for me.

I've reinstalled it like 2 times. Total number of matches ~300, a few numbers, 0 dates.

Kek

>>24518241
>Idk a lot lol 2 this week
Doubtful.

>>24516167
that was in a tinder rate thread

you're just trying to rile up the little white boys stop pretending to be a coal burner we all know nobody likes niggers

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>>24518318
What do I have to gain from lying? Also do you see my match count and how slutty they are?

>>24518503
What percentage are you actually getting these kinds of responses from though? Do half of the girls not respond and another quarter say fuck off?

I live in a small enough place that there probably aren't even 800 women on Tinder in a 20 mile radius so if the success % is low I'd rather not waste my first impressions trying this.

Man
Worked for me
Fucking gitls first date
But ratio desapointing...
Barcelona
Full of turists...
Have 36 chats open
Plus dozens of deleted

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I made this yesterday. 17 matches but none of them have messaged me first.

>>24518503
U could have shared her number

I posted this, though I've edited a few things so that it actually makes sense, on /adv/ because I was browsing there and saw that someone mentioned Tinder, and I was just today thinking about making an account for the first time. Any advice or constructive criticism is welcome.

I was thinking about looking into Tinder, as I'm in my first year of university/college, and I just broke up with a medium-term (8-ish months or so) girlfriend whom I never got to see because she's still in high school. Should I even bother making an account on Tinder, or should I just approach girls around campus? I can give more details about myself, my school and its campus, and my situation, if they'd help at all. Feel free to ask me basically any question. I will say, though, that I'm only 18 and currently live in a dorm with a pretty massive sperg-lord (though he is a friend), so I most definitely could not take anyone back to my dorm. I'd have to go to hers if I wanted anything to happen. Is that easier or harder? I'd imagine harder, but since I actually have literally zero experience with university/college fucking and dating, I have no real reference point.

Cont. (Sorry, amphetamines make me incredibly rambly)

>>24519021
Oh, and I guess this is important enough to note. I've gotten to 3rd base/oral sex/whatever you'd like to call it with 5 girlfriends (the lengths of our relationships varied between a month to nearly a year), but I have only had sex with my most recent girlfriend. So I'm by no means an expert or even super experienced with women, but thank god I'm at least not a virgin. I consider myself pretty funny, quite witty, and intelligent enough, though school is currently kicking my ass pretty ruthlessly. I find it hard to judge the level of my own attractiveness, especially since I have red hair, which isn't always the most popular with girls (but thankfully I've gotten over my past insecurities about it), but I mean obviously I'm not ugly, seeing as I was moderately successful in dating throughout high school. I'm VERY introverted and enjoy my alone time, but I have no problem walking up to total strangers and striking up a conversation. Parties, though, are really difficult for me, and I tend to avoid them, which I know is a terrible idea, but they just make me uncomfortable. It's also a good deal easier for me to talk with people in person versus texting, and starting up conversations over text can occasionally be pretty difficult, ESPECIALLY when the other person gives me absolutely nothing with which to work — that's incredibly annoying. But once things get going, I'd say I'm pretty good at maintaining them.

As I mentioned above, please feel free to ask me any questions which could help you to get a better idea of me and my overall situation so that you can provide better advice. I'll do my best to answer them as constructively as I possibly can.

>>24519021
>>24519027
Also, both of these are me. I dunno why my ID changed. I guess my internet connection changed between posts.

>>24516553
That guy isn't even attractive the fuck? Legit that cunts nose is busted.

>>24519039
You should have a tinder AND approach girls. Just note that if you're approaching them in the day, don't be too direct, especially if it's in your university. As far as your spergy roommate goes, it's not that tough to go to her place. Just say that something is happening in your dorm, and it's better to go to hers. Tell her you'll bring this great bottle of wine, and she'll most likely accept.
Also, for your Tinder profile, don't talk about being introverted. Just make a simple profile, and take good pics.

It should be a crime how many girls ive fucked off tinder. Had it for about 3 years. Thousands of matches, fucked around a good 3 or 4 hundred.

>>24520563
Post profile for inspiration.

>>24518415
I have other screenshots of his profile, but for privacy reasons I'm going to refrain. There's one in a sweater vest that he had as the main one when I swiped on him to begin with.
I was really irritated with the method of ghosting as I said.
I know it's rude to post people's pics on 4chan, but it's also rude to ghost.

>>24520610
Sadly i cant. It would just get ripped off. But basically from what ive heard from the girls ive fucked, all of your profiles are the same. You dont really stand out and you are impatient.

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Fix me /soc/

Are pics shooting a total turn-off to women? Or does it depend how you look? Like if you're some America's Next School Shooter looking autist with an AR vs. a rugged Paul Bunyan hunter with a bolt action? Does it weed out the SJW womyn types or is it a total red flag do you think?

What do I even say to someone with no bio? How am I supposed to open?

>>24512992
Bro I lost my virginity in a hostel in some random European country after a night of drinking. Don't even regret it, she was petite and hot as fuck. I had fun.

>>24520827
Please give us something, please.

>>24521224
You're sounding very bitchy

>>24511441
Same question, but for grindr anyone? CL seems dirty and dating is lame.

>>24516553
I enjoyed reading these exchanges. Shamefully this would probably work on me.

>>24521224

here is your reply

>>24517739
Post the one with the Mexican, I wanna see it!

>>24511441
Yes. The problem is if you use it wrong.

If you want success, stop viewing it as "macking on dem hos" and instead use it to socialize, with casual flirting whenever the opportunity is there. Pretend you're making a new friend. This is how you really succeed if you don't have a sex-charged topless physique profile.

And learn how to talk. This means be elaborate in your responses. Not so much so that you're writing too much, but when she asks how you're doing, don't say "fine", elaborate like "pretty good, just got back from the gym so I'm chilling with the laptop". That stops the conversation from dying.

If something goes stale switch topic. You sort of need to get their number in a single conversational thread I think. Once you get their number and it goes stale via text or WhatsApp, you can stop responding and hit them up again a few days later, and it's a-ok.

There's only one issue. When you create really good rapport with the women, almost all of the time they will want to DATE you and will view you as boyfriend material. But if you want dates and have good social skills this way works well, you can score basically every single girl's number who you talk to unless the convo is boring.

Best openers are based on their bio, but don't force it. If there is nothing interesting you can say just ask how their day is going. Don't bother with one liners, unless they are situational. E.g. matched a super cool girl who had a pic of her in Star Trek uniform so I opened with "Set phasers to stunning!" and she thought that was awesome. Women often respond if you ask about their day and it will spark the convo because you can then tell her about your day or comment on stuff that happened in hers.

Innuendos are good if you want to inject sexuality but they have to be good. There was a girl who told me she works on the fruit and veg aisle at a supermarket, and I said: "makes sense, I could definitely see you handling my cucumber" which she liked and I met her.

>>24522258
All I seem to find in Craigslist is: "chubby 40 year old cougar looking to settle down".
Disgusting.

>>24518914
Not going to lie, you look attractive as fuck. That bio's got to go though. Take some better pics while your at it. Also start messaging girls first.

>>24521224
Maybe don't put pictures with kids, and guys hate commitment, especially when it's with a tinder whore.

>>24521414
Not a total red flag. Just don't take any pics of you at a range or otherwise doing it for sport, basically don't even mention you shoot unless it's for hunting or your in the military. Something along the lines of : "Been in the army 3 years, I go hunting on my off days." Keep in mind that's a pretty basic skeleton.

>>24521536
>"We both know you just want to fuck. Lucky for you, I'm free tonight."

Or Saturday night or whatever.

Something along those lines.

'Cause let's be honest, if they didn't care enough to put in a bio, they're probably just looking for a quick fuck.

>>24521414
I wouldn't put up any pics you are unsure about unless you look super hot in it. I know putting pics with Tigers (the chained ones in Thailand) is a massive no no.

>>24516553
Considering how elite that guy looks, the women who are agreeing to fuck straight off the bat are pretty standard.

>>24513799
>shadowy face-only selfies
>off-putting profile full of abrupt sentences
>wannabe pre-military guy
You look like a fucking JROTC psycho.

is bumble shit

This is ridiculous never knew some of you are getting so many matches I hardly get any in Toronto and same was the case in Vancouver
See my face on kik profile mocohocarolyn

>>24513799
Even the dog looks creepy lmao.

"It puts the lotion in the basket."

That should be your bio.

>>24524525
Hahah, fucking lold

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I haven't gotten laid yet. But I have 3 women that are going to let me fuck them when I roll into town and they're free (I'm a trucker) I bought the 9.99 unlimited likes and I just GPS spoof to a future location to get a date if I'm going to be staying somewhere awhile. Yes it works. I don't even respond to most of them most of the time because I can tell that it's going nowhere. If she has a nose ring, then she's a slut willing to fuck is what I've learned.

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Help would be greatly appreciated guys. I think my pictures are not very nice. I live in Europe btw..

>>24522443

This is a good post, I agree with it. Don't force interaction, it comes off as desperate and women can sense that. You're not some pickup artist, just be yourself.

>>24524693
the ones without the glasses are the best

>>24524693
I'm guessing tinder is effective in the US im in Canada and hardly get any matches in Toronto or Vancouver. What do you look like im fucking tired of swiping lol

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>>24522468
Thanks. I'm getting plenty of matches, but pic related is how all the conversations are going.

>>24524693
>If she has a nose ring, then she's a slut willing to fuck is what I've learned.
Lol'd. Mfw I have a nose ring.

>>24526676
What's your kik Yo
mocohocarolyn

>>24526502

Well, do you have any drugs?

>>24514114

delete the South Park picture, no one likes a self-loathing minority

>>24526502
that was a cancer opener. Stop trying so hard, just talk to them normally and then ask out for a date.

>>24527502
Tinder is cancer

I normally do this and very rarely get a response. This girl didn't look like one I would want to date so I thought I would get straight to the point.

>>24513255
I swear to fucking God this nigga gay on God boi
Also (((IF))) you are a female you're probably a filthy mudshark

>>24521224
well you got me there

I keep swiping some of the same users. Does tinder recycle people that rejected you for plus members to try and convince them they're still "playing"

>>24528249
I know people who remake pretty often to stay at the top of the deck.

>>24528249
Yes.
>>24528316
Also this. It's a mix of the two.

>>24528249

Tinder keeps trying to match me with my ex-wife all the time.

I almost want to swipe right once just for the lulz.

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I haven't gotten a single match with a real person in months. Should I give up

>>24529125

Geez, I dunno man... I'd say get a pic or two with you and some friends in a "party" atmosphere and maybe one with a dog/cat for good measure.

>>24529338
>friends

Whelp, might as well delete my profile then

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>>24529125
how is that even possible

ive had this app a week and only swipe right on 6s and up

>>24513546
>there's more to marriage than sex

Apparently not if you need to fuck dudes on the side.

>>24529470

>paying for tinder

ishygddt

>>24529491
ive been told that with the introduction of boost you have to

>>24529543

Guess I've never looked into it to be honest. I've always had the philosophy that dating apps shouldn't cost anything, what does boost give you exactly?

>>24529552

The app says it makes your profile the top one for like half an hour, so I assume every girl sees you first. But what happens if other scrubs use boost. Who is first lol

>>24521224
god damn loch ness monster

>>24529552
>>24529561

I just got into tinder, but I have some friends who are masters at this point who explained that with the introduction of boost, tinder plus is crucial. Basically the theory is less attractive people are more likely to pay for boosts, so they end up flooding your feed, and if your only getting a limitted amount of swipes instead of unlimited swipes then you could very well only get uglies in one session.

>>24529470
You sure they're real people and not just prostitutes/scammers? Also you are probably just much better looking/have a more interesting profile

>>24529666
no trust me im very good at spotting scammers, there not very sophisticated lol

if a girl is above a 7 and messages first there a bot

my profiles not that interesting at all, just a face pic selfie, pic of me in front of the mirror, 2 pics at parties

I find matching with 8s and above isnt difficult, its actually getting them to engage in a convo long enough to get there number that is

kinda bummed. spent about 2 hours on this app trying to convince a girl to come to my apartment when it was her idea in the first place. I'm a senior and she's a freshman. I don't know if she was just getting some sort of enjoyment out of fucking with me or if she just got cold feet.

>>24529561
used boost once. Truly did work. If you normally get 2 or 3 matches a day expect to get about 7 or 8 in a half hour if you boost. But apparently you can only use it once a week or something?

>>24513539
Apart from the sex how well does the rest of your relationship work?

>>24516156
It hurts so much

>>24524808
2 then 4, the other photos are a bit dramatic.

>>24511441
UK tinder for me
i been on 3 dates this week
got stood up once
2nd was socially akwared
3rd was worth it. she's mature fit and has her own buisness and is pretty much looking for a husband.

maybe she's gonna be my sugar momma.

Now for random Advice.

>>24516553
take it to whatsapp and send them a dick pic. if they block you then it wasn't meant to be.

>>24517681
too many photos bro, keep 3 delete all but 2 of the ones where you're with someone else INCLUDING your first one cos the photo is aweful. change your bio to something a little less corny use your brain dude. women like that shit.

Looking for relationship or fling just mention one.

>>24524935
Sunglasses rock but only one photo, again don't use all 5 slots stick with minimlistic and first photo is good.

>>24516553
>sorry! I'm not dtf.
>but if you wanna grab pizza let me know...
Lol she's in complete denial

I've found myself trolling Tinder as a fat ginger ochem tutor named Winston Finklestein because I'm that bored with life

It's full of degenerates

>>24511441
Quick question, mostly for women, but all advice is welcome.

How soon is too soon to try and set up a date? Should I try to be flirty right away, or get to know her first?

Really I'm just not great at texting, and I think it's a lot easier to gain a feel for someone when you meet them in person, so once we exchange a few messages I usually say something like, "Well I'm fairly certain you're not a spam bot, so do you want to continue this conversation over coffee somewhere? And if you are a bot I'd definitely like to meet you because I've never met a robot before!" Or something silly like that.

Too much? Not enough? I've had a couple dates come out of it, but they didn't turn into anything. Last time a girl stood me up even after we swapped numbers and texted for a few days more. It really stung because I never met a girl who liked Lars von Trier as much as she did.

I want to see one guy from Toronto post his tinder Ss with more than 20 matches
If they imma uninstall this bitch coz I don't get matched at all

>>24530777
If you wanna see my face kik mocohocarolyn

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How's my bio?
Tmi?

>>24530763
Flirty right away and try set up a date within a messages. Getting to know someone face to face >>> chatting on Tinder

>>24519021
>>24519027
>>24519039
Me

>>24519831
Thanks for the advice!

I just posted my first picture of myself on 4chan (>>24531841) and I'm gonna do my best not to kill myself now.

I just recently took the selfie because I rarely ever take pictures of myself, and most of the ones that I do have are with my ex (are those of any use to me at all?). I also have a decent number of beach vacation pictures with my family, but it highlights that I am decidedly average — /not/ athletic/muscular. I mean, they can probably tell just by looking at me, but is it a good idea to blatantly show off my featureless abdomen?

Finally, I have literally zero idea on how to start a bio. Pls halp

Just bought tinder plus. Been swiping right for about an hour. No matches. 0/10

>no matches, ever
>even if I right swipe everyone regardless of appearance

welp

What can us friendless / hobbyless shut-ins do for pictures?

>>24511441
>I know that's the whole purpose of the app
No it's not you fucking retard, and this shit doesn't belong on /soc/. Now fuck off.

>>24532441
>>24531925
Post picture so we can figure it out.

>>24532692
numale/woman detected

I just hook up with women from craigslist.


It's tedious, because i usually only end up getting /real/ responses once a week (i'm a male looking for female), but it's usually a lot of fun. I kind of wish i had gotten the details of the last gal so we could do it again, she had the sexiest moans and really sensative nipples, it was really wonderful.

I have a gf so i have to be discreet, and the email / craigs list thing is pretty low key compared to a phone app meant for fucking. I also don't have a facebook anymore, so i can't use that.

meh

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>>24532820
This is about the best pic I have

>>24532692
Actually its exactly for that. you fucking idiot... just cause you dont get laid doesnt mean he cant....

>>24535147

Not to be an asshole but I think it's your appearance. I didn't really get many matches either when I used tinder. I wear glasses as well so i think it's a turnoff for girls.

Plus you're not smiling and girls have told me they love when guys smile. I never really smile in pics either.

>>24535147
>>24535174
I agree and I don't want to be horrible about it either, but you have to remember that Tinder is a kind of meat market where people are very much focused on looks. If you were in my area there would be a lot of more attractive looking guys I could hook up with. I know this is brutal but that's 4chan for you. It doesn't mean you aren't an amazing guy.

>>24535174
But...but I am smiling. That's how I smile. I hate how I look with a big open smile. I look creepy

>>24535254
No, you probably don't. I often feel the same way, but that's all just in your head. Smiling is the best.

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Any advice for me?

My description is:

"Nerd who does his best to not look like it.
I'll definitely be messaging you first. Probably with a question or bad pickup line.
Cat person.

This app is a manifestation of everything wrong with how we judge other people today. But fuck it, I'm lonely.

Appearances aren't everything."

>>24536473
Please lose the one with the gun

This app is fucking awful, it's actually a dumbing down of human interaction.

I've been on it a while and went out with one girl for a while, i've talked to dozens and dozens of women and it's always the same boring bullshit.

If you have nos elf respect go ahead, use it.

If you value discussion and human interactions go meet someone normally, at a bar, at a shared interest event, at a sporting event, through friends or through work.

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How do I follow up with this guys

>>24537052
uninstall the app and go sit in your bed and cringe yourself to death

>>24536473
lmAO what up mclovin

>>24535147

Three-ish things:
>Lose Weight
>face care game(blemishes+pale skin=bad)
>basic t-shirt
>maybe thicker frame on the upper glasses
Change up these three things and you could be balls deepish in women. Your face ain't bad, clear up the blemishes, get some slightly bigger glasses.

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How do you pretend to like yourself and believe you are hot shit when you actually hate yourself and think you're less than garbage?

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Guys quick, i need a crash course on BDSM.

What do

>>24537483

"You need to bend over and grab your ankles on command, and make me dinner"

>>24521224
motherfuck

Does location matter? I live within 30 miles of NYC and get very few legit matches

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got a date using this yesterday...

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Post thicc matches.

>>24537052
follow up about a super hero who's notoriously a loser or something for some good ole self deprecation

>>24529644
It wouldn't matter if you get only uglies though. You don't run out of left swipes.

>>24536949
Lmfao you aren't in the right place if you think there aren't people here who
a. don't have friends
b. don't like the people we work with
c. don't want to troll bars alone and hit on women
d. aren't attractive enough to hit on strangers without it being "creepy"
e. don't go to sporting events
f. don't have interests outside of their house
g. some or all of the above

>>24537052
By killing yourself after that last shitty line.

No, too many people looking for marriage on Tinder

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>>24538888
nice digits but that's bullshit lol

>>24532485
make a friend and take a day out with them somewhere

>>24520563
>>24520827
who cares if they're butters

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should I be upfront right away about my motives, as I'm not taking a girl out for food or w/e. every time I've been laid from tinder the girl propositioned me

>>24521224
ha

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Guys I got tinder a couple of days ago, and I've been pulling shit. I removed it a few months ago, but last I used it I got 100s of matches.

Now, I have 4 or 5 matches after rigorous swiping.

>194,5cm
>Likes music, fashion and lifting

Is it my profile? Does my photo look like shit? Please send me some recommendations my way:)

t. your friendly neighborhood autist

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What do? Is this a good profile pic? Is the bio too much?

>>24540031
> Total fuckin loser

Dude... Might as well tell them you got aids

Show some confidence

>>24540343
>>24540031
yeah wtf dude.

>nearly 25 year old kissless virgin
>tfw wish i could use tinder just to learn about talking/texting to girls and see what works and what doesn't, honestly not even meeting up with people, that's how pathetically socially retarded i am

>tfw ugly as fucking hell, emaciated skinny, no friends to take pictures with
>wish i could just get some average guy's photos and make a fake profile just so i have a chance to get matches and practice on social skills

I'm not sure what's wrong with me. I'm no 10/10 but I'm at least a solid 6, maybe a 7. I'm a tall and thin, but am very athletic and have a well-paying (read 6 figures midwest) job but can't seem to get any matches. What am I doing wrong?

>>24540425
fix your mindset bro

>>24540450
can't fix my mindset. when you're as far gone as I am, you're done for

>>24529125
I'd get rid of the 5th pic. Make some friends, and if that's not possible get a pet.

>>24540458
that's exactly what i mean

It takes effort and time to change your personality and your way of thinking

want a good youtube channel of a lifecoach?
and no, not the pick up bullshit, but real interesting information

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I've been running this profile for a few weeks. I usually swipe right for 6's or greater. Occasionally I say fuck it and swipe right to everyone. I've only had like 2 or 3 matches in the 6 or greater category and only 1 responded. Very few matches even with the uggos. Hard to believe it's that bad.

Text is "Guitar, running, motorcycles. I'm just trying to make mom proud."

22 year old virgin whose never been in a relationship. Pretty ugly and no friends.

I wish I could use the fact that I have a huge and good looking penis to my advantage to have success on tinder. I post stuff with it on reddit and get a ton of attention from those girls and they all want my dick. Unfortunately, penis size doesn't mean shit to girls.

Someone once joked that my bio should be "what I lack in looks I make up for in length"

>>24540506

Honestly your profile seems good to me. Solid pics too, especially since you're not alone in 2 of them and you have a pic with a motorcycle.

Tinder is a mystery when it comes to how guys get matches. I completely fail as well. So far no actual real matches in a day, just 5 bots.

Fat+ugly girls get hundreds instantly

>>24540524
The penis thing is too true. I believe I read a study saying that (despite what they tell you), women ascribe a similar value to penis size as they do to shoulder-to-waist ratio. Back in the day it would have been a significant advantage.

>>24537483
>I won't hit or hurt you

faggot

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Amy advice? I get a few matches but im not the best talker just want to up my profile game.

>>24540588
I like the text. But it looks like 3 of your pictures are on the same couch. I'd get rid of 3 and 4 altogether. Better too few pictures than a bunch of boring ones. You probably already know this part, but try to get pictures with females, doing activites, etc. First pic is very good. Keep that.

>>24511441
No, it's a meme. The only guys that get laid via tinder are fuckboys that shouldnt need it in the firstplace, but just use it for the convenience.

>>24540474
Post the YouTube channel pls

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any advice?

>>24540549
Explain the shoulder-to-waist ratio thing to me

>>24540943
Broad shoulders and relatively small waist (the v shape) is an attractive male trait that's commonly recognized. Penis size is on that same level of attractiveness, but you can't show off your penis size in public.

>>24540832
I would say to write something funny just in case they read it. 2nd pic is kind of lame. I'd move it to last or at least take a better selfie. Try to find a picture where you're not alone if possible. Better yet one with a girl.

>>24538958
>make a friend

How

>day out with them

"Hey friend let's go take selfies at a bowling alley"? How do I convert a friend into a good tinder picture?

>>24541219
If you really want to change your life get rid of your computer/video games/books whatever you spend your time on. Never go home except to sleep. Hang out at a coffee shop or drive around or anything. You'll be so bored that you'll be forced to pick up hobbies or do things that put you in a situation where you'll make friends.

This will be unpleasant. You are likely not in the mindset that will allow you to do this right now. But if you manage to get yourself there you might actually make the transformation you need.

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Help me with my profile senpai, should I change anything?

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Rate it.

why has tinder shit the bed?

only showing me bots basically now, and getting no matches at all. i used to get a couple a day, being very picky too.

>>24541509
remove the first pic and put the third or fourth one in it's place

>>24514147

can confirm.. norwegian girls are pathetic hores

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>tfw zero matches

Damn am I that ugly?

>>24543780
>zero matches
If anything all tinder has done for me is slaughter my confidence. It's the reality check none of us asked for.

>>24543780
Why do you have the same narcissistic, cunty douchebag expression in all your pictures?

>>24543815

Because I hate myself & can't smile worth shit, that and I'm always tired.

>>24543714
Preach brother. Most people I match with don't even reply.

>>24543780
holy fuck man. i'd hit you. ;) <3 good luck

>>24543780
that first picture and the middle right are just outright ugly pictures. Like take pictures from above, not below.

>>24540506
Get a real bike fag! 600cc+

>>24536473
"appearances aren't everything"

written on an app based on talking to someone solely for their appearance

also >>24536640 is right, definitely lose the one with the gun.

>>24521224
oh fuck you

>>24543815
>narcissistic, cunty douchebag
I don't think you know what those words mean.

If I've got a big dick but I'm an average looking guy trying to get by on personality (and pretty green eyes), is it worth throwing that into my bio?

I don't want to get left swiped by every woman who isn't just looking for NSA, but I also don't know what goes through a woman's mind when she sees that in a bio. Does it look arrogant? Confident? Help me senpai

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She replied after 10 days, she been thinking about it

How do I seal the deal?

>>24544270
don't say it
or if you do just do some corny tongue in cheek shit like "big di-... personality"

>>24544284
That actually made me chuckle, that's pretty good

But yeah, something like that is what I had in mind, I already do that with my height. (I'm six foot even, but so is literally every manlet that's actually 5'9-5'11, so I gotta stress the point)

>>24521224
god damn

>>24544306
Lol I'm 5'11.5 and fraud 6 foot. I wear Air Force 1s when I turn up for dates so I'm hoping I can get away with it.

Would some dumb line in my profile like "I like dogs and Chipotle, let's show each other our memes" be too stupid?

>>24544383
>Lol I'm 5'11.5

That is the most 5'10 thing I've ever read.

>>24544402
Obviously...
>>24544410
Lmao saying .5 is so insecure, but saying flat 5'11 sounds like a midget. It's a hard dilemna for men of my height. Sometimes I just say 182 cm instead.

>>24544426
>Sometimes I just say 182 cm instead.
This is objectively the best solution

>>24544402
Probably

dumb jokes need to be

you know

jokes

>>24514076
>>24514129
Im an ethnic norwegian, and I still have no idea how i would approach a norwegian girl on Tinder or a date.

So when should I respond to matches?
I heard the idea that you want to respond when they are most likely to swipe to be put at the top of the list of their pile of matches.

How large do you set your range?

I don't really care about any distance under like 30mi, but I dunno what response rates that far out are like. Don't want to waste my swipes.

Incompetent anon with decent looks here. I got a girl's number; where does one go from here?

>>24521224
shiet

>>24521224
fuck

>>24543780

You got crazy eyes

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Okay guys and girls, let's help this anon pretend to be a normie

it was but it's gotten a bit shit cos women are just no interested in holding a conversation let alone meeting or Even having sex. i mean unless there is a secret to tinder i should know about.

>>24546675
dude has pretty much same kind of photos i do. FML pretending to be a normie is hard work.

Don't understand boost, does it make you more apparent on people you've already swiped on as well?

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Need advice, i dont geht many matches. Cant judge how i am looking. Also i have no idea what i should write as a status.

>>24524525
LMAO

>tfw you match with a girl and she only respond with one word messages

Why did you even match with me then

>>24521224
well played

>>24521224

fuck off

>>24513229
Get cancer, coalburner.

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Not a lot of love for my squatting slav costume. Only one match in a week. She did say that she loves squatting slavs though. She wanted me to go to Denny's with her but I was wasted.

>>24548165
>Six inches

You know that's what " means, right?

>>24548183
Hahaha oh fuck I feel stupid. Definitely meant height. That's probably why the 3 matches I got before unmatched me.

>>24548189
lol. Feet is ', inches is ". Might just pretend to not know this and use inches "by mistake". Did it help you?

>>24548194
I knew what it's supposed to be a ', I was just drunk when I made it so I fucked up. No it definitely didn't help me out with matches. Like I said, I got 3 unmatches.

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Help finally got my first non bot match, shall I message her first and if so what do I say? Her profile has no bio and we only have one interest in common (discovery channel)

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>>24513481
>>24513491
>>24513496
>>24513552
>>24513457

>People falling for such obvious cuck bait

I don't get why I never seen anyone in my area. Makes no fucking sense!

Idk

I met one girl from it who I banged on and off for about a year, before moving away. In this new place I'm getting no matches. Yeah I'm ugly but I'm better looking now than I was before I moved, and at least got some matches.

>>24517681
The picture of you towering over that manlet is sure to be a plus with the ladies

I met a grill on tinder, we met she added me on snap and now i cant find her on tinder anymore. Why would she unmatch me? We still talk on snap.

>>24550797

Try relogging in the app to see if she appears again on the list, happens to me from time to time with some matches.

>>24517681
I just realized you look like Jon Dore.

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>help
I just dont eant to look like a douche but I dont want to look more autistic than I already do

>>24536473
>Any advice for me?

Kill yourself, or at least uninstall Tinder. It's for attractive people.

>>24551545

New hairstyle.

Can any gay guys fill me in on how that side of the scene is on tinder?
I'm assuming it's more direct and easier than dealing with women on the app.

>>24551545

Guy chiming in: I don't think you look like a douche or autistic. IMO you look cute

Could use some advice. Some chick started the conversation and it's really rare for me. I'm still really skeptical even though there's a facebook and IG with her name and pictures.

As a dude who doesn't get an astronomical amount of matches, how should I approach a conversation with someone who initiates the conversation? It's really different for me as I've been basically trained to be skeptical of the app and its users.

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Ask a stupid dumb idot who gets laid constanly anything

Im extremely ugly n fat
Not social at all
Have acne all over the place
And brown teeth
I also smell
And have stds like diabetes and colonitis

>>24551866
I never talk to them if they started the conversation it usually means they dont look like their picture or they have kids.

But being super sweet always works. Just tellthem that you didnt think you would find such a beautiful woman on here. And also say youve only been usig tinder for a week (so she thinks she has to jump on you to catch you)

So.... How forward should I be with this?
>dont want to be a tard and not talk to my matches
>dont know how to start talking to matches
What works for ice breakers? Confident and funny yea? Or all that "mysterious guy" shit?

>>24551894
When i get a match I want to date or meet I first masturbate furiosly so I dont say anything sexual. Then I play it sweet and tell her what im pasionate about and pretend to be interested in what she says (sometimes wikipedia stuff to pretend i know about it) then just be yourself and make her laugh.

Not even joking works most of the time

>>24551899
>and pretend to be interested in what she says
Do you think it might work better if you actually take interest in what she's saying instead of just pretending?

I mean is there actually a reason to be that shallow of an ass in your interactions with others?
Are you perhaps purposefully distancing yourself to play a numbers game, or are others that boring and you're that disinterested?