Dumb thread idea. Post 1 image that summarizes the kind of relationship

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I'm a man

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M/20/UK

Looks like this was a great idea.

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23/M
This and

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>>24492933
This

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This is the only possible outcome for anyone on this board.

>>24492775
>>24492809
We could possibly be soulmates

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It's us.

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>>24492441
Same +(added pic)

>>24493077
Vol. 4 hype

>>24493128
Not sure if:
Being an asshole
Or legit "hope" hype

>>24492954
Not likely.

>>24493286
ooooh buuuuurnnnn

>>24493299
Now this my kind of soulmate.

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tfw I'll never find a girl in my state that is

>Intelligent (Both academically and socially)
>Loves the outdoors, camping, hiking, canoeing, (That isn't a hick) but can also appreciate a nice cozy evening inside
>Isn't a diehard liberal

Man I can't wait to get out of Kansas after I finish my degree

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>>24493302

>>24493302
m or f?

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>>24493307
Female
24
Solid 5/10
It'd never work out tho.

All of these

>>24492441
>>24492694
>>24492973

>>24493345
who said it would work out? I'll just talk mad game and make you horny and we'll never meet. kik?

>>24493306
Kansas literally sounds like the perfect place to find the combo of outdoorsy and conservative.

>>24493353
How are we supposed to watch TV together if I'm smothering you with my tits?

>>24493345
fuggit, kik me-myothernameistaken

>>24493367
>How are we supposed to watch TV together if I'm smothering you with my tits?
That can be helped. Smother me with your tits and leave the TV on. I can just listen, and you can watch.

Or don't smother me. Cuddling is good enough.

>>24493367
>Kansas literally sounds like the perfect place to find

Nope
>Bunch of rednecks
>Bunch of preppy girls wanting to be rednecks. Pretending to like the outdoors until they actually have to be in it.
>Girls that actually like the outdoors but are dumb as rocks and can't hold a conversation for shit past what kind of beer they like and what the Chiefs did last season.

OR

liberal college girls that hate guns/won't touch the outdoors
Your typical valley-type girls (That's in every state though)
Your shut ins

I have yet to find a girl that is into both of those things without being completely engulfed in one and not the other.

>>24493378
It will have to be TV you've seen before then. I wouldn't want you missing out on anything.

Cuddling works, too, though. Especially if I can jetpack you.

>>24493424
>It will have to be TV you've seen before then. I wouldn't want you missing out on anything.
Oh wow this is super sweet and considerate! I wouldn't mind at all.

>Cuddling works, too, though. Especially if I can jetpack you.
YES! I'm probably large enough that you can jetpack me properly (5'10). You'd probably have me melting right there.

>>24493435
I try my best to be considerate!

And I'm 5'2", so I definitely could jetpack you properly. To the moon!

>>24493462
>To the moon!
Anonette. The moon is not enough.

How about the stars? We surely can reach further than that!

>>24492441
Where do you live?

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>>24493462
>>24493435
Sorry to interrupt the blossoming romance but wtf is jetpacking.


Also Swadloon is my spirit Pokemon, him and Wooper.

>>24493470
GA. M, btw

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>>24493477

jetpacking is spooning, but the smaller person is the big spoon

>>24493477
>Sorry to interrupt the blossoming romance
Unforgivable.

>but wtf is jetpacking.
Spooning. Except that the big spoon is the smaller of both. So you nearly wear them as a jetpack.

>Also Swadloon is my spirit Pokemon, him and Wooper.
Good taste.

But not as good as having Lillipup as a fav.

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I want to hell yea motherfucker with a qt...

>>24493469
I did not want to assume you would use your powers to get us past the moon! I will travel the whole universe with ya.

>>24493477
Jetpacking is when two people spoon, and the shorter one is the big spoon, so it looks like they are the little spoon's jetpack!

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>>24493492
>>24493490

Fucking degenerates, leave you sick perversions off this site, children come here ffs.

I want in. Can you jetpack someone's jetpack?

>>24493492
>I did not want to assume you would use your powers to get us past the moon! I will travel the whole universe with ya.
Of course!! I'm taking you to the very corners, okay? Ya better hang on to me tightly because I might cross stormy places. And some highly radioactive ones too.

Worst case we will both end up with extra organs. I don't care if you don't either.

>>24493500
How tall are you? Where are you going to fit in the jetpack scenario?

>>24493504
The good news is that since the universe is expanding, by the time we check out one corner, the other corners will have reached farther than the last time we were there, so our journey will never end! We will live happily ever after in space with twelve lungs and eight kidneys.

>>24493510
>The good news is that since the universe is expanding, by the time we check out one corner, the other corners will have reached farther than the last time we were there, so our journey will never end! We will live happily ever after in space with twelve lungs and eight kidneys.
Ooo good point, it's literally a never-ending, radioactive travel. I like it.

Which somehow came out of a cute jetpacking while watching TV. Seems like we can achieve a lot with little.

>>24493510
5'9"

So i guess between the two of you. Bit gay desu.

>>24493530
As the one in the receiving end, I oppose to this idea.

>>24493527
Hey, when we need some casual floating time in space, we can catch up on all of the TV. A perfect system!

>>24493530
You made your bed.

>>24493539
>Hey, when we need some casual floating time in space, we can catch up on all of the TV. A perfect system!
I can already imagine it. It's completely perfect; lots of floating in the space with a lot of TV to watch. I seriously would consider a lifestyle out of that.

Say, got anything where I can reach you?

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>>24492441
I just want an average girl to experience life with.

>>24493544
And the lack of bed involved means no one's arms will fall asleep!

I have skype and kik if you want to leave your username for either! I prefer skype, but I understand that a lot of people have left it for discord.

>>24493565
>And the lack of bed involved means no one's arms will fall asleep!
Yes, this is the best about it!

Now, if I relax too much in your arms, somebody else will fall asleep~

>I have skype and kik if you want to leave your username for either! I prefer skype, but I understand that a lot of people have left it for discord.
Skype
Send me a mail to adestra at gmail? I'm juuuust slightly paranoid and that's my throwaway mail. I'll send my Skype username to you over there.

>>24493582
Sent you an email!

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>Post 1 image that summarizes the kind of relationship you want to have.

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>>24492441
Seems like I'm diametrically opposed to yours, OP.

>>24493648

While your image is a bit more exaggerated, I'm nearly as fond of huge asses as I am huge breasts. I just wish I could find a cute girl with both who would tenderly dominate me like a mommy and also play video games with me, and not think I'm a creepy weirdo for my fantasies.

Like that could ever happen...

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>>24493665

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>>24493661
Uhh... yeah sure whatever. I just like big butts and I am unable to lie about it.

Also BUMping. Ha ha ha, kill me.

>>24493666
>>24493665
I like you

>>24493934
I knew you wouldn't understand.

>>24493486
Damn. Australia, F
I love doing that to guys haha

>>24495113
sadness
=(

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>>24495113
I wosh I could find a girl in my part of the world who would do it for me for the rest of my life.

>TFW you'll never find your dream girl

>>24495305
Wish*

>>24495113
Oh shit. Where in Aus? I am in qld

I just want my ex boyfriend back.

KIK LOVEWHITEGUYS

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tryna be a boywife

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it doesn't help that I have a big size difference kink and I'm going prematurely grey.

>>24495489
NSW :(

>>24493389
if you're a female, HELL FUCKING YES!

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It's undermeme, but it expresses my inner most desire to be dumb and nerdy with my dumb and nerdy soul mate.

We can even watch anime and porn together.

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>>24495910

sadly I am a guy with a penis

Is it to hard to find a girl from aus ACT.
At least 3/10 that enjoys dark humour and doesnt hinge the entire relationship on sex?
Bonus for big boobs and likes to be admired

>>24495113
Kik?
Mine is tbla666

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I would be the white haired guy btw

>>24493603
How has the blossoming love gone?

Anyone remotely close to Minot ND? Steam: Cdr. Amora Shepard.
Unusual form of contact, but over time I have aquired the eye of spam bots the world over, not helped that the bitch who had my phone # last still uses it for things like insurance and what amount to spam lists.

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Basically this.

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*violent vomitting*

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Pretty much just this

>>24495830
hmmm...well at least you're in the same country lol. I lived in Sydney for a year, so who knows...
my kik is fishyjelly3 if you feel like chatting more

Oh hey, pretty much me and my ex. Totally not worth it.

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>>24492441

>>24494332

Thanks

I dress up and train a feminine looking submissive bitch boi on how to act girly and slutty and transform him into my trap sex slave

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>tfw no gfd gf

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i just want a daddy.

>>24492775
Rae and BB are my otp

>>24493636
How old are you and how attractive are you and how exactly how ironic is your picture ;)

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Little acts of dominance and power throughout the day. Things that would normally seem like a job or a chore made into acts of control.

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Tfw no /lit/ qt

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i need a gf like this ;-;

>>24497816
me 100% :'(

>>24497435
I'm a straight cis girl but for some reason this is really cute
like they came at the exact same time and the one on the right is breathing really hard
IDK I'M WEIRD

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i need somebody to keep me in line

>>24492933

I could pass for a large teddy bear.

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I need somebody to seriously want me who is weird enough to never be boring.

>>24492933
I'd be the teddy bear and the forarm
>>24497816
>>24498701
Hello I'm dad

>>24497816
Kik me kongetigre

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I wanna be the one in the middle :3

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>No smol twink bf

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here comes the disgusting fudanshi!
>>24497435
yes
>>24498884
please
>>24497879
2lewd4me

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>>24499452
don't bully.

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>>24492441

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Kik: Soda93

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male

>>24493345
Kik BritishGuy420 do you like bad boys? Cause I'm bad at everything xD

>>24497816
Kik me BritishGuy420

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I spent too long trying to find something to show it, but I couldn't.

Something like what Aiko wanted near the end, where it doesn't matter what's going on around each other as long as the other is there.

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I'm always the big spoon, but sometimes being the little spoon is nice.
kik: forkmissile

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Need this si badly

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>>24500523

You and me both.

>>24499553
no bully, only spark love

>>24500704
I need to have in my mouth the taste of a huge milky boob

>>24500786

we all do my dude

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i just want to be immobilized and hugged desu.

>>24500139
So you want to be in an abusive relationship?

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Is a passionate and volitile, whirlwind romance of equals with an ebony goddess without identity issues too much to ask for?
>probably

>>24501946
This, except I'm facedown and she's wearing a strapon.

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I just want a sexy older guy to call daddy and grope at inappropriate times and make dinner for

>>24501960
I'm not sure if it's technically abuse or not, but I just want that codependent relationship on both sides.

No reason to continue without the other.

>>24498701
...contact info...?

>>24502394
umm how old, exactly?

>>24502767
25+

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Thats all.
I dont need anything else.

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Just landed in Toronto a few months back

>>24503313

>>24503275

care to post contact info

I could possibly satisfy that order.

>>24503386
KiK is throwaway1478
Skype is elena.r149

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;_;

>>24493000
I love Watchmen but I really want that shirt.

>>24503396

sent a pm. lets see if I pass your interview process.

Pretty sure I'm going to find my future wife squatting over a hole in the middle of the woods.

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Pls come watch me make a fool of myself on stage as we travel all over the Midwest

>>24493547
pretty much same here, but im either too young for that or just...well i dont know. probably ugly so noones interested, heh'..

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Plus lotsa real filthy sex.

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But with troy as a girl.

>>24505319
Does that make you Abed? If so, I'm interested. Would you happen to have Skype?

>>24502000
Too familiar for comfort

>>24505425
ah, forgot description. just want a cute girl that I can kiss desu

>>24505412
I haven't used it in years. I don't even remember my name. Kik?

>>24505535
Imogen_sheep

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25/m/california

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If you get the reference, it's probably you

>>24505791
I don't live in a mansion but...

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I just want a cutesy romantic love like in my Chinese video games.

[spoiler]Hanako best girl[/spoiler]

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>>24505422
>>24505422
>Too familiar for comfort
How so?
Familiar feels? Familiar situation? Familiar ideals?
Be comfy Ororo.

>>24505830
knock on my door :"(

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26/m/uk

Skype:Witchdeschain

>>24500523
>>24500704
come to the uk, you can have one of my milky boobs each

>>24506848
Unfortunately, I'd only be willing to share boobs with another girl. Maybe another guy would be up for it.

>>24506869
beggers cant be choosers ey

only met one other girl who was into adult nursing but she lived on the other side of the world which is a shame

>>24495770
gender?
height?

>>24506879
I'm not really a begger. I'm not so desperate that I'll settle for anything.

>>24493406
>preppy

are you in high school still, or?

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sighs

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I want to be the one on the left. Tfw no cute girl or femboy will live out this fantasy with me

>>24506879
care to post some pics?

>>24495936
>stealing a joke from Foster's almost word for word and then ruining it
Disgraceful on the artist's part.

>>24507300
I love this set – have you seen the others? Don't want this in a relationship (I'm a submissive girl) but you have good taste.

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>>24493648
>>24493934
Guess I'll never find a giant ass to sleep on...

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im a sadist

>>24501946
That sounds like my dream, are you a big fat guy? I hate hugging thin guys.

>>24508386
is this a thing? do some girls really prefer chubby guys?

>>24508486
I know most girls don't like big chubby guys, but I do. I absolutely hate thin guy or guys who can't gain weight.

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lets listen to some sad emoe together

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>>24492441
>the kind of relationship you want to have

SUPER COMFY

>>24508354
I'm a masochist.

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>>24495830
Well sameish, cuddling and boobs are great

Aztecdistillery is an kik

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>>24509015
A kinda shy qt pale girl to enjoy Jojo with would be nice

>>24508354
oh my,
kik? <3

>>24509038
imogen_sheep

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23/Male/Georgia

>tfw have concept in mind but don't know where to go to get a fitting image

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M/19/US
Kik ReptilianAyyLmao

>>24504826
Contact info pls

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Mirai Nikki sucks ass and this image is overused as fuck by the worst tripfaggots but it's really the only example I can find with a google search

Basipally I always liked the idea of a "Macbeth romance"; where me and my partner live a life of hedonism unchained by the shackles of morality

I mean the problem with this shit IRL is that it doesn't guarantee my own safety so yeah

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I sometimes imagine a simple, comfy kind of relationship, with us being able to do our geeky things while knowing the we are there to help and comfort each other if something's wrong. Where we can act naturally but are also ready to go with each other through both good and bad.

Just a guy remembering a dream as I have too little strength left to bother trying - had nice experiences from relationships, had bad ones, not really expecting to find a lasting thing anymore and not interested in anything less.

>>24495958
Ist ok Too
Hit mehr up kik: tom_izda

>>24506938
Male. I'm 6ft1in.

>>24502394
Mythos kik is moolnes Mythos dear

>>24509239
Are you a guy or girl. Female here. I'm interested in the same thing. Haven't heard from sadist guy yet, but add me and let's see where it goes.
>>24509060
Or if you have Skype, drop it.

>>24509338
I'm a guy! My skype is pl4ntm4n

Let's go let's go

>>24508836
God I wish huge, thick amazonian women existed.

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Someone who adores me, someone I adore. A best friend, a lover. Someone who makes me feel at home.

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So much this. Miss having control over someone, hurting them and telling them what a good girl they are.

>>24506848
Do you have kik?

>>24506869
My friend would like to try tha taste of bigger boobs than hers

>>24506848
Some pics would be nice a touch

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>>24509964
>>24509969
>>24509971

this thread lol

>>24509969
I swear if I could just have a polyfidelous relationship with 2 thick, huge breasted bisexual women who both lactated, my life would be perfect.

>>24510054
i know,me to

>>24509673
uhm... source ? >>

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20/m/canada

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A mildly dominant sexually assertive woman, preferably a bit older than me. 18/M/sweden

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>>24492441

>>24509673
I hate it when guys do that to my tummy.. it makes me feel ashamed for not having a flat one like all the models...

>>24508506
My too sis

Throw a beard and long hair into the mix, 6 foot ish height and a huge appetite for all kinds of foods (including eating me) and you have my dreamguy

>>24510797
https://exhentai.org/g/883520/8d9473d536/

>>24512064
Have you had it happen often?

>>24512100
Well not that often, since i havent been in bed with many guys. But everytime i am on my side and there is a guy spooning or on the other side, he always scoops the under belly and it makes me super uncomfortable, even if the guy likes it. It just makes me feel like a super fat pig, and when i stand up my belly isnt even that bad. Its just in that position. I rather have them holding my ass or tits and i always immediatly direct the hand to said places so i dont have to suck in my tummy.

I think most girls have this, our tummy is just a very volnurable place. Maybe also instinctivly (when i come to think about it) we want to protect our tummy area (you know, since we were made to breed and all)

>>24512113
Yeah that makes sense. I guess it's the type of thing you both need to be super comfortable with each other to be okay with.

>>24512140
Or in my case promise myself i will do something about the tummy, wich offcourse never happens because im a lazy slob that, besides working, doesnt like anything that requires a lot of physical effort.

Bearded older tattooed guy who wants extremely submissive young petite girl here.

>>24512192
I wouldn't worry about unless you're something like 300lbs and don't know the meaning of the word hygiene. Having someone who they can be chill and laze around with is a pretty ideal relationship for some people.

I just want a girl to sometimes play vidya with, cuddle and be happy spending time together doing our own things.

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trying to find a woman who can spoil you like in the mangos is my dream ;-;
still 18 tho
still single tho
still stuck in Louisiana tho

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>tfw no qt slightly dandere gf

>>24512064
I really want to grope a girl's soft tummy...

>>24509693
I'm like 80% sure that the one in lingerie is a guy.

>>24514529
Based Jack Ma.

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Don't even care about having someone for sex really, this is the endgame

>>24505791
I want the opposite of this. I want a qt neet girl.

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Just looking for a cutie to watch anime,game and lift with

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>>24514848
you seem nice

>>24514936
Depends on the day, you know how it is. Love seems pretty unattainable.

>>24514962
Well, maybe.. but I guess it's better than it being so attainable you won't ever feel it again. maybe. I don't know

>>24514988
I suppose. You have a Kik, (hopefully fem)anon? Or should I post mine?

>>24495958

That picture is amazing. God I wish a woman would take me ._.

>>24498679

>tfw when no gf to put you on a leash

Me too... :(

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Scary things coming up. Finishing grad school, starting a business based on a new tech I built, who knows if it'll be a success... Ex girlfriend of nine years bailed and now I'm alone. I just want someone to take the leap with me.

What good is adrenaline if someone isn't there to experience it with you anons?

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>>24492441

>>24515005
post yours

>>24509021
what's this from?

>>24515549
the characters? Jojo's bizarre adventure. specifically part 4's Kira Yoshikage and his stand Killer Queen.

>>24515549
>>24515556

He's probably my favorite, currently wearing a semi-costume with a St Gentlemen sandwich bag and a shoddily crafted paper sheer heart attack, also made a little paper bomb click effect

>>24492441
>Dumb thread idea
Not really. Browsed trough and really liked it.

>>24515589
pics?

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>>24515713
It probably has a few weaknesses it's made of paper

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I want this

>>24515521
Seeingingpaipes

>>24515732
>>24515727
looks killer.

>>24515765
kek goodun tfw no qt likes muscly men as much as I do

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>>24492441
Travel the world with me. I wish I could attach more pictures.

19/m

>>24515737
My ex gf was into licking my asshole.

Felt good man

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degenerate fudanshi trash coming through

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>>24519384
As an 32/M, this.

>>24493486
Hi other GA M.

>>24492953
that shit belongs in a cringe thread :s

>>24515737
Agreed