/mhfn/ - MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and

>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<
Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples), jawlines. Tattoos, jewelry (watches, rings, cuffs, piercings), and stubble optional and appreciated. =D

>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.

>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...

>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. Try to crop around nose level and up... We prefer the mystery of anonymity.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as so desired).
4. Most of us do not care for bare male feet. Again, use good judgment.

>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome and encouraged!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D

http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ

AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!

Prior thread:
>>24405573

Imgur of some prior thread macros:
http://imgur.com/a/L2vFj

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Bump with buttshot.

>>24484094
Lol so contrived. These threads used to be good a long time ago..

>>24484094
Don't mind the butt shot, evar!

>>24484168
Wouldn't mind seeing a color pic- I like this stance, too

>>24484248
>>24484278
So quiet...

>>24484284
Peeps be busy and have lives. Books was keeping the channel open for when folks can gather. Either contribute or make a well-formed request.

>>24484284
What makes you say it's contrived?

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>>24484489

>>24484489
Thanks for standing up for me, Bossy. I appreciate the sentiment (<3) but I can fight this battle. I have a feeling I know exactly why this poster feels the scene is contrived. And if they are thinking what I think they are thinking, I will show them tomorrow that they are incorrect.

>>24484533
Ayyyy, I know. I get irritated when whiners complain about things but haven't lifted a finger (as would be appropriate ITT hurrrr) to make things better- and because it discourages new guys. But yeah, you also know how I feel about Books booty. =D

>>24484283
Is that penis-shaped object in the background meant to be a penis-shaped object? Or do I just have schlongs on the brain?

>>24484646
That's cool- wanna tell us more? It's not the Eye of Agamotto, but I got kinda excited thinking about Doctor Strange premiering in theaters sooooooon

>>24484697

Definitely got schlongs on the brain. That's an old wood carving of a fisherman lol

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>>24484489
I assure you, when the moment arises, I can be quite verbose.

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It's just a design I doodled. Was thinking of William birkin from RE2.

>>24484739
Hehe, well... ya can't really blame me. 'Tis a fine looking carving nonetheless.

>>24484838
Alright- a little goading never hurt anyone. Except matadors. I suppose matadors have gotten hurt / gored by goading. *goes to look up incidence of goring among active matadors*

>>24484863
Pretty awesome designs and colors!

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Mornin'

Sorry for just disappearing guys, at first I was just being lazy..
but then there were so many....
it was 2much4me
But I am back now
Let the dying begin! (^:

>>24484094
unf booty

>>24484168
p good

>>24484248
>>24484278
>>24484838
p good too.
>verbose
Oooh more smart boys

>>24484283
Man handling hands <3

>>24484646
>>24484863
Your nail polish is chipping a bit
The colour scheme you chose for these are a bit intense. *claps*

>>24485892
You look like you smell good, and I want to cuddle you.

>>24485892
Mornin'! Mmmm... don't mind waking up to this

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I am kinda curious what femanons think about visible collarbones. Aye, nay, rare fetish?

>>24486702
I think most women are into them.
Just not as an obsession thing.

You look all set, though.

>>24486702
Uh... this femanon thinks prominent collarbones are frickin' hot. Eeeep. You have nice ones and a good Adam's apple.

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>>24486736
Noted ;)

>>24486736
>frickin' hot
even in skeletons?

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>>24487037
A bit better? I know the lighting is weird here. I'm stuck (procrastinating) on homework, so nothing too fancy

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Collarbone love?

>>24486774
Moar pls when you wake up - pref without Snapchat overlay

>>24487037
>>24487129
A bit better in the second, thx! What kinda homework?

>>24487086
Yes. Although personally, the best is when they're prominent on a dude with reasonable chest definition. And I like chest hair. Yep.

>>24487170
One of the finest pair ITT! Along with that ridiculous neck. <3

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>>24487179
Okie dokie, snapchat filter gone

>>24487037
>>24487129
Are those dog tags?

>>24487170
I wanna bite them

>>24487241
Unf
How the hell is your skin so smooth?

I just wanna touching you ;-;

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>>24487300
Mhm. I'm in the Army Engineer Corps. Reclassing to Intel soon (hopefully ;_;)
Red one is for any allergies.

>>24487179
Bio lab hw. Sorta procrastinating on that with brain storming for a new table top RPG campaign, and this thread.

I've been writing papers nonstop for the past couple days... Bleh

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About to take a long, steamy shower. Will be glad to fulfill requests afterwards.

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>>24482625
Don't have any fuzz, so i brought in the cat. I do have a jaw and a chin i guess. I also have hands. This means i qualify... right?

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>>24487300
I drink a lot of water but mostly because I drink a lot of beer too

You can kinda see my forearms

>>24487380
Good luck!
>calluses
unf
I like myself some manly man hands

>>24487415
Kind of odd angle, but still nice.

>>24487555
Nice.
I'm v bad at requests, though.

>>24487597
Saying you qualify is a massive understatement. hnngg

>>24487665
I don't believe you.
It must be magic.

plsstayaround

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>>24487720
I'll try to stay around.

Any requests?

>>24487241
Ooooh. Thank you! *stares*

>>24487380
Cool- best of luck with the reclass!

>>24487408
What kinda RPG? Fantasy, sci-fi? Not to encourage your procrastination...

>>24487555
Oh. God.

>>24487597
Hehehe a thousand times, yes

>>24487665
Nice ... forearm jeez

>>24487795
>>24487805
These are great contributions

>>24487808
Speechless. Eep.
Can you do some neck stretching type poses where we see armpit and neck? Or lift heavy things? Or do everything from the pastebin? Heh.

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>>24487196
Aw thanks! My giraffe neck ;)

>>24487300
Please do.

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hope you like it

>>24488181
Men and women everywhere alike are jealous of this giraffe neck!

>>24488273
We do. Those veins.... big fan

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>>24488141

>>24489223
...
You are very convincing.

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>>24486113

Aww thank you!

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I can't get anything good to take this morning. And I only got an hour of sleep. And I couldn't get drunk last night
"Sigh"~~

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Well this livened up!

>>24484489
Here's another. pls sqz.

>>24486113
You too, pls sqz.

.
Just want to say, without singling out bcuz so much content, I'm really happy to see so many different contributors bringing in so much content.

:)

>>24490046
Show us a pic of you sleeping, or trying to sleep, i.e, cuddled against a pillow.

>>24490493
Would squeeze and reach through the holes in those jeans in search of golden butt fleece!

>> ACTIVITY REQUEST <<
Ever been told that you couldn't do something or that you sucked at doing it? Or that your hobby was lame?

Maybe the person who told you that was yourself, society, a shitty teacher, etc.

Whatever your story - whether you said, "fuck off" and turned it into a vocation, or if you still do it as a hobby today, or even if you have long forgotten about this activity that brings you joy - please do it and take pics and tell us about it.

Examples:
-Maybe you "can't" sing for shit but you like doing it. Take pics of you singing in the shower or doing karaoke.
-Maybe you look like an electrocuted metal nutcracker when you dance, but you like doing it it anyway. Let's see your one-man flash mob / solo.
-Maybe someone told you you sucked at writing stories but now you're a badass DM. Let's see you running some gameplay.

etc.
-etc.

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Sorry for the sideways:/

>>24490977
I always wanted to draw nice and epic images, people told me they sucked and i can't draw one bit.
Well they were right...

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>>24491404
Whops forgot the image

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I joined an actual sports team for the first time in my life. I'm shit but it's great fun. I don't have any pictures of me playing yet, but here's one I took after playing in regionals on sunday (5 freshers on a team of 6, wasn't great but fun nevertheless)

>>24487795
p good

>>24487808
woot woot
>I'm v bad at requests

>>24488181
I need iittt

>>24488273
I want to trace your veins

>>24489223
unf

>>24489954
No problem, friendo

>>24490038
oof

>>24490493
Lemme sqzzz

>>24490982
It's not a problem d:

>>24491404
>>24491409
Uhm, you are the very best artist I've ever seen.

>>24491486
I'm sure you're not that bad.
You look great anyways.

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I got a kick out of this and thought that some of you would, too- officiant's speech/ceremony theme from this weekend:
"These hands holding yours are the hands of your best friend. These hands will work beside you...(quite a few lines later, all lines starting with "These hands") These hands, even when wrinkled and old, will still be reaching for yours..."

Posting one off topic pic to show the area of the wedding- it was all about the coast and wetlands.
(This is Torque, BTW)

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Every wedding needs fireworks. Preferably stuff with more "boom" and excitement than just sparklers...
Also, I couldn't really get pics of me dressed up there (who wanders off to take arm/hand/torso selfies by themself at a large celebration?), but I'll try to take a couple at home in a couple of days.

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>>24491844
IT ONLY BURNS CLOSER!!! AND IT'S PRACTICALLY RIGHT OVER MY SLEEVE!!! I'M A GODDAMN MADMAN!!

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>>24480737
>>24467587
Hey guys, just dropping by to give an actual German's opinion on the matter!

>>24468295
>I thought people that did this were a joke or a plot device
What makes you think you were wrong?
That is the universal sign for one dimensional thinking.

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>>24491844
>>24491999
Sorry- I shouldn't yell at strangers on the internet, even when it's probably pretty clear that I'm joking. Look, I angled it farther away just for you.

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Took me like a month to be able to do this.

>>24490982
'Tis OK - we know how to rotate =)

>>24491404
>>24491409
Hey, all I can say is I like the recursion. And graph paper. Thx for paying attention to the request =D

>>24491486
Congrats, dude! What sport? Love that you're having fun! And pls post more... I like seeing guys wearing backpacks / bags ... the wide strap is nice when slung across you guys' torsos / shoulders.

>>24491782
hahahaha! *shriek* I love that this thread has invaded your life!!!!$@$@$
And OMG holy hell. Thanks for sharing - what a nice scenery shot!!!

>>24491819
>>24491999
Brain frazzle at the thought of you in a suit. And check'd.
>With most guys - you put 'em in a well-fitted suit and that's automatically a +2 to sexiness

>>24492019
Yup. Thx, Green! goddamn, dem forearms.

>>24492109
I think yelling at strangers is equal opportunity on the net as IRL.
>Case in point, "YOU INCONSIDERATE BOOB! WHY WOULD YOU TURN RIGHT FROM THE LEFT HAND LANE AND NOT EVEN BOTHER USING YOUR TURN INDICATOR!$@ ARE YOUR TEXTS THAT IMPORTANT?!"

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>>24491673
Come get itt

>>24488465
Haha ya think?

>>24492019
This.

>>24492184
The third Reich is nothing to be proud of, no matter how you twist and turn, or try to find anything to be proud of.

>>24492351
>>24492184
JANITORS, PLEASE. THIS COULD NOT BE ANY MORE OF A BUZZKILL. If you want 4chan to maintain any kind of traffic and therefore attract advertisers, learn how to fucking control your $@%# troll and spam.

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Idk if anyone's interested but the thread needs to go back on topic so here's my contribution

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>>24492436

>>24490977
I actually like singing, but I'm not too good at it...
I might record something tomorrow?

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>>24492163
>invaded your life
Yeah, I definitely snickered and thought to myself "Are you serious?" after the third line in the ceremony. Also, the ceremony itself was only 5 minutes! One of the best weddings ever.
>check'd
The size of the pic even matched (2999x3599, in case that's not displayed in your usual view).
>ARE YOUR TEXTS THAT IMPORTANT?!
What if that's just one of us trying to post content for the thread? (that would still make at least one of us an idiot, though)

Repost just for thread related content.

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There it goes.

>>24492433
>>24492478
>>24492558
Much appreciated, thx! Wouldn't mind a similar pic to the last one but in better light if you have time and/or are so inclined. Is guuud.

>>24492562
Oh gosh, by all means - if you enjoy it, please sing! And heck yes, record - that was kinda the point of the request... to be encouraging of doing whatever makes you bust out into a grin

>>24492627
Can't get over how vivid those colors are!

>>24492665
>Yeah, I definitely snickered and thought to myself "Are you serious?" after the third line in the ceremony. Also, the ceremony itself was only 5 minutes! One of the best weddings ever.
OMG. Best friends ever re: brief ceremonies!
To share my snickering wedding moment (although bride and groom snickered, too so we weren't thrown out...) - I was at this one ceremony where the officiant was talking about how "in their youth, they played with balls..."
Hey... if you can't share a 12-year old sense of humor with your pals, who can you share it with? Anon internet friends!!! =D

>>24493308
Mmmm. Don't hide that chest fuzz! You have some nice hands, too. We like well-clipped fingernails... And the collarbones are appreciated. =)

>>24493440
Can I have a overall rating?
Also any request?

>>24493455
An*

>>24493308
good work in every single respect

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>>24490922
I tried. And yes I do sleep with my upper body on the mattress and my lower body on the floor.

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>>24490922
Holes only go through pockets, so you'd have to go down the back side of 'em. But I don't think you would have any problems with that, It'd keep your hands toasty too. It's cold out here now (like low 50s in the sun).

>>24491409
Fuking epic.

>>24491673
I let u sqz. U let me sqz?

>>24491782
That's pretty. I really like all the spanish moss in the trees. Why was it wetland themed? I can see beach themed, but wetland? I'm not complaining, wetlands get far less love from most than they deserve, it's just unusual. I'm happy to see that someone appreciates them enough to design a wedding around them.

:)

>>24491999
Whatchooooooout!

>>24492163
>"inconsiderate boob"

You are the least vulgar filthy person I know and I love you.

:D

>>24492627
U gonna brush that panther's teeth?

>>24493881
That sounds extremely uncomfortable. Are you a side sleeper? I'm a stomach sleeper, and I turn my pillow parallel to my body lengthwise.

>I'm a fucking degenerate I know

.
Time for half #2 then. Meet your, errr... unmaker.

>>24491782
This is so pretty

>>24491819
>>24491999
>>24492109
So sparklllyyy

I really like the 3rd one

>>24492019
I love this so much omg

>>24492149
Jesus christ.
*claps*

>>24492276
omw
T gon give it to ya

>>24492433
>>24492478
>>24492558
Such high quality new boys.

These in bed pictures are murder to my heart.

>>24492665
crying

>>24493308
>such high quality new boys

>>24494112
I need this mutual sqz'ing in my life.

You're my favourite degenerate <3

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>>24494199
We'll see who gives it to who B)

>>24493455
No on the overall rating, sorry anon. 'Tis a meaningless metric across an irrelevant audience and either feeds ego or damages self-esteem. Overall ratings are kinda like short, dictatorial (Napoleanesque?) versions of stereotypes to help our shitty human brains process the complex. Plus, given your ID change, I wouldn't even know who to rate even if I did.
>That being said, I'm happy to exclaim "10! TE-YUN!" to regulars when I see something well-executed and lack the time to be more verbose

>>24493881
Oh, thx! Mmm. My vulgarity is only rivaled by my affection. I like draping myself over a guy's back as he sleeps.
>My friend tells me that when little spoon wants to be in big spoon position, that's called being the backpack. I learn so much...

>>24494112
>least vulgar filthy person I know and I love you
Same to you. -> Let's bang. ;)
Man. I can practically smell the air where you are in this photo. <3

>>24494199
>T gon give it to ya
DMT, awwww yeah!

>>24494345
Grey sweats are back! Ladies, hold onto your pantiliners... swap 'em out for the next higher level of absorbency.

>>24494112
I don't sleep much. Maybe 4 hours a day in 2 hour chunks so it doesn't really bother me. I normally sleep face down on the floor and put my face in my right elbow crux. Or just crash in my truck across the seats with my heels out the passenger window.

>>24494494
As long as I'm making physical contact with my SO I'm fine. I prefer them in front but anything goes. No creepy but I end up watching them sleep a lot. Or getting out of bed when they pass out since I don't sleep. But I don't get much cuddling. They always told me (they being family) that I'd never get women if I was fat. But I get laid I just can't get them to want to date me. Idk. I hate it.

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being arousing to my computer camera is difficult, can one of you nice folks direct me

also not sure just how shit this gif will come out

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>>24488141
Is: "Oh. God." good or bad? It's a bit ambiguous.

Unrelated note: my blood-blister looks like a battleship and its trailing wake.

>>24494345
We sure will (^:

>>24494701
This is alright, but next time make it a webm and not a gif.

>>24494845
It's good.

Also, rad blood-blister

>>24495171
Woah, looks weird.

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>>24492433
What component and MOS?

Missouri can be beautiful sometimes, but friggin miserable most of the time...

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>>24495778
Selfies fresh hot off the press!

>>24494688
I get that. I don't sleep a whole lot, either. I like watching a guy sleep... is quite relaxing to see someone you like be that vulnerable.
And as to your family's sentiments - it comes from a place of good intention, but is not true. I'm sure your schedule probably makes it hard to find women to date, too. Hang in there- thx for letting us visually cuddle ya.

>>24494701
Thx! Keep going. T-shirt coming off next? And maybe a bit slower? Nothing wrong with a guy unbuttoning or taking off his shirt either way.

>>24494845
Oh. God. is good.
Can't say I'm a huge fan of gruesome hands, though. I don't mind blood or blood blisters or callouses, but I'm not a huge fan of dirty hands as much as some of the other femanons are...

>>24495171
*zooms out*

>>24495778
hahahaha! OMG, this is great! Thx!!

>>24495932
Holy yes, pls! This is a great stance! Where are you?

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>>24494199
>>24495778
RA infantry

>>24495946
Firehouse at the moment

>>24496023
So, landscaper?

I shouldn't talk shit myself, I'm a weekend warrior...

>>24496043
I'm in ranger land so nah thankfully

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>>24496047
Ranger land?

I'm stuck in a disbanding engineering detachment in the middle of hicksville... So for now we've been adopted by the supply sergeant for grunt work.

Pupper on a fire truck!

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>>24496129
I'm a line team leader in regiment

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First time poster

>>24497191
Hairy arm and watch- good, yup

>>24496222
Check'd

>Popped in for half-asleep thread bump. , catch up later.....

>>24497310

Want to see any other angles?

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>>24494494
It does smell like fall! All rustly and full of fireplaces.

I agree. Let's bang. I have a hottub where I am. We can go outside and have fun and still be toasty warm!

:)

>>24494688
Hey if it works for you, it works for you. Hopefully you're at least sleeping well.

.
>even more dramatic pre-duel staredown with the log
>can you feel that tesion?
>sexual tension
>just kidding
>or am i?

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>>24495946
It want dirt. I must admit, its resin.

Meet Queequeg and the tiny knife I use to clean my fingernails.

>>24482625

Just got done building a fence for family. Muddy hands from lifting old concrete blocks out of the way.

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>>24498503
Missed the image.

>>24496043
>>24496129
>firehouse
Oh dear. Fire trucks and firehouses remind me of settings of porn I used to watch back in the day. Thankfully, you posted a doggeh (!!!) to help me back off the arousal train.

>>24496023
I know it sounds weird, but I enjoy your arm hair.

>>24497387
Yes, pls

>>24497916
>It does smell like fall! All rustly and full of fireplaces.
Oh geeez. We wouldn't make it to the hottub. Might collapse in one quivering, hot mess after a marathon bang session in front of the fireplace. The smells, the flicking flames and light on sweaty skin on skin... eeeep.

>>24498153
I gotcha. That is indeed a tiny knife. It's been a while since I read Moby Dick, though - why name the pipe Queequeg?

>>24498505
Congrats! Ah, would've been nice if your family had snapped some pics of you in action, lifting the concrete blocks and building the fence. Bet you did some solid work!

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>>24496222
Why leave out your other battle buddies?

Hi thread, catwoman here. Sorry for my abrupt and extended absence. Thread wasn't working and I was battling with some mental health issues the last few months. I won't be as active as I use to be but I will pop in when I can from now on.

>>24498921
i just googled a picture. that aint me

>>24499006
While we certainly missed you, there's no need to apologize. Do what you need to take care of yourself before you worry about this thread. And if there is anything that I/we can do to help, don't hesitate to say so. Glad to have you back from time to time, though. <3

I'll come back for further thread catch up later.

>>24499029
Fair enough

>>24499006
Ah, sorry to hear about life obstacles, but sending you our support and <3 always, gurl!! xoxo

>>24500101
Ooooh! Keep going! Or not. Either way, my ladybits are pleased
>mrw grey (washed black) sweatpants

>>24498648
> firehouse porn sets
Oh you have no idea what kind of shit has happened in this place.
I can always recreate those scenes for this thread ;)

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>>24498648
We actually get a lot of dogs in my firehouse. A few of our members are above in animal shelters, so we host them as adoption centers every now and then.

We're volunteer firefighters as well - although we get some money via quarterly, attendance-based stipend and warden duties for special events, it's nowhere near what a paid department would make.

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>>24486774
>>24487241
>>24487665
>>24487808
Back. Bad lighting but someone asked for this

>>24500391
Pls tell us all those scandalous shenanigans that go on there! And yes, scene re-creation is most welcome / highly encouraged.

>>24500434
While it would've been nice to see the lower half of your face rather than the scribble redaction, OMG that pupper's face... *melts*
>worries that sometimes I'll get lost in cute animal pics and never come back. Not a bad way to go.

>>24500950
Ooooh! Yes, thx ... you have a very cuddle worthy armpit. Will you do some stretching poses?

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>>24501942
Does this count?

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>>24493440
I hope they're both still playing with balls- might help keep the marriage going. And luckily I was standing in the very back, so no one important noticed me laughing quietly to myself.

>>24494112
The groom and immediate family have been very active fishers and hunters most of their lives. Also, that whole side of the family seems to have an appreciation for coastal creeks and marshy areas as much as the actual beach.

>>24494199
>pretty
I'm just happy my phone picked up some of the colors as the sun was setting- it's not always good about that.
>crying
Oh, no, don't do that. I don't have a handkerchief in this jacket.

>>24499129
Just a bunch of bullshit. But I'm getting my mental and physical health back on track! And I'll be popping in when I can.

>>24500101
Jesus h those arms are perfect.

>>24500434
Omg that puppy guhhh!

>>24502016
Oh yes those collar bones.

>>24502431
You look like a business man here, also, may I hire you?

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>>24502778
Glad to hear things are headed in the right direction for you.
>You look like a business man here, also, may I hire you?
I wore this to a wedding recently (plus a tie, but I was too lazy to put it on for this set) so that I could blend in with my white collar family. No need to hire me- I offer my services free of charge for special clients like you.

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New to this 19/M/Aus
Go easy on me..

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>>24503169
No idea why it's upside down ;-;
Here's another one though

>>24502016
Yes, this counts! Thx! I wanna press my fingertips into you.
>>24502431
>I hope they're both still playing with balls- might help keep the marriage going. And luckily I was standing in the very back, so no one important noticed me laughing quietly to myself.
LOL! Right on... I'd be there, snickering with you. And mmmm. I do like me a clean, shorn heavy pair of balls. Just to keep things in the gutter, you know...

and OMG holy hell! Thx for not leaving it to our imagination re: how good you look in a suit!!! Farg. The light in this pic, too. Good.

>>24503000
Ch-check'd. Mmmmmmmf. I am hoping that some cute, single bridesmaid with stiff nipples poking through her slip of a dress jumped you at that wedding, Torque.

>>24503169
>>24503253
Hey anon, thx! You look like a qt, and we like it when guys are wearin' earbuds. Can you give us a pose of sorts? Context in pics always helps!

>>24503789
Doing and undoing cuffs. YES 24/7

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Back at work again tonight.

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Well i just got home from work.

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should probably lose some of that chub. what do you guys think?

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Morning everyone.
>Tfw the therapy starts and you might not be depresanon anymore soon
>Jk I can't be fixed lol

How is everyone this lovely dreary morning

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>>24504079
>I do like me a clean, shorn heavy pair of balls
I keep everything trimmed, but I haven't taken a razor to my scrotum in well over 10 years. That's some high tension, delicate work right there. But I'm guessing that if you enjoyed your time and efforts down there more because of shaving, that I would also further enjoy your time and efforts down there, too. ;)
>I'm stupidly horny right now, and for some reason imagining you licking and sucking my balls isn't helping...
Oh, and it was cloudy for some of these pics, but that light comes back.
>some cute, single bridesmaid
No luck, there. They didn't even have bridesmaids or groomsmen. And all the ladies there were family or married/dating family, and I'm just not that incestuous or scandalous.

>>24502016
I need more of you GODDDDD collarbones? Flexing arms please?? Just show off. You're so hot 10/10

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I need new ones :/

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Prolly the last one I'll be able to post for awhile

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This turned into kind of a large set, so I'm just posting periodically while I can.

boop

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>>24498648
I love the tattooed scaly look it evokes, like Queequeg, the harpoonist from unspecific south Polynesia. He was just a freelance whale murderer, general bad-ass.
Its also really fun to say.

>>24504454
Do like
>>24505104
Welcome home!

>>24505171
Mornin'! Hope you had a good one. Glad you are getting support!

>>24505331
>stupidly horny
And yet, your posts continue to be so well-written. Normally, my linguistic ability devolves into moaning, whimpering and rapid fire OMGs... =)
>feel free to imagine me licking and sucking your balls. I like to get them nice and wet, mixing up the action there with kisses on thighs, and wet teasing along the base of the shaft as pre-BJ activities

>>24505739
OMG, I bet you look like a Tom Ford ad in those. Going for a similar set of frames?

>>24505771
More cuffs, yay!

>>24505963
Aww- but thx so much for your generosity with your manliness! Our slutty eyes have appreciated your contributions

>>24506070
>>24506527
Don't mind if ya do... <3

>>24507692
A most excellent answer.

>> HALLOWEEN PARTY COSTUMES / REQUESTS <<
Bonus if you're going as Wreck-It Ralph, Edward Scissorhands or other characters with prominent man hands. =D

Bumpin'

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>>24508305
Oh, Bossy. That description- hnngg! I bet we could pass a day alternating (and sometimes simultaneously) orally teasing and servicing each other. And don't you worry, I'll keep those mental images in mind for some alone time a little later ;)

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>>24509682
Purgin' Nixon.

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Yaaasss

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Toastin

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More

>>24510334
Thx! Never saw the flicks, but seems creepy enough to me =)

>>24510306
>>24510626
>>24510866
Ffffffffffuuuuu--
Like where this is going... mmmff.

>>24511120
Omg, what happened?

>>24511129
Sloppy, but >>24511161 is better!

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Can't sleep. Decided to get max buff in Gopnik gym at apartment. It sucks. Here's a few pump shots.

>>24511844
>>24511854
Pump away! Hope you got some sleep afterwards

Boop

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>>24511440
>like where this is going... mmmff.
Wait, is that just an aroused grunt? Or do think this set ends with me in a 5 way? :)

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Have you been a bad girl?

>>24513840
Lol!!! And nice pose =) Def aroused muffled moan.
>I'd do mmmfmmm but not mmmff; hope that doesn't ruin any delightful fantasies you might be enjoying =) My ladyparts only get affected by certain types of guys. You fit the bill nicely, though

>>24513881
Whoa, strong! Thx for sharing! Is that shirt sleeveless because you flexed and the sleeves came popping off?!

>>24514163
Unapologetically.
>sorry not to stay for this... runnin' around town, lookin' at porn furtively like a deviant. An unapologetic deviant.

>>24514205
The sleeves got in my way Haha

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>>24514205
>mmmfmmm
Are you going to try for the ultra hardcore DVDADO? And, no, you've made it clear a time or two that you're not into girls at all. The parts want what they want, no?
>my ladyparts only get affected by certain types of guys. You fit the bill nicely, though.
Oh, god, I hope so. I would be so impressed if you had been faking your appreciation this whole time. And I'd feel a little sorry for you since I post in here most days- "Oooh, let's check the thread. Damn, Torque posted again and I guess I have to say something nice. FML." Seriously, I would be so impressed with you.

>>24514216
No need to apologize for not staying. I'll just cinch your arms behind your back, and I'm sure we'll come up with a way to make you further enjoy feeling like an unapologetic deviant.

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do i count?

>>24514697
Another hahahaha and hnnnnnng moment! So skilled at eliciting simultaneous wonderful fits of animal reaction... you should put it on your nsfw resume/CV!

>>24515160
Yes! "I love to count! One... Two... Three! Ah ha ha!"
>one of my fave sesame st chars other than CM
Seriously, moar pls? Love that pose

>>24514697
And <3 that you've always been here for our lustful eyes

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Car time

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>>24511440
Stickers and a bag in box happened

>>24516462
I had a difficult time grokking this image, and I'm fairly certain it wasn't due to sleep deprivation...

>>24516467
OMG, poor baby! Hopefully you heal quickly. Any changes to get back out on your deck lately?

>> REQUEST FOR PIC WITH ORANGE BACKGROUND <<
While chan has this hideous color scheme going on, how about you guys post some high contrast images with background of orange for us? Or with black backgrounds and your shirtless bods against the black background. Might be cool to see so long as this promotional shizzle is up...

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do people like dirty hands

>>24517145
Weather is shit constantly:(

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>>24516256
>Another hahahaha and hnnnnnng moment! So skilled at eliciting simultaneous wonderful fits of animal reaction... you should put it on your nsfw resume/CV!
As intense as lust and sex can be, I don't feel like it needs to be a completely serious affair. Also, I totally had to google what a CV was. Can you tell that I've never been to grad school or applied for a work visa in Europe?
>And <3 that you've always been here for our lustful eyes
I <3 that you've been here to comment and encourage. Plus, I have fun doing this.

I thought the light in this was different enough from the other pic to warrant posting.

>>24518024
you need a belt

shirt tucked into pants w/o a belt is a bad look

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>>24518029
Might I suggest highlighting my ID and looking at the progression of pics in this set? Or I can just tell you that I'm pretty much in the middle of a strip tease, if that's too much effort for you. Otherwise, though, you're right- tucked in shirt w/o a belt is a bad look.

Try to forgive me for the continuity errors from here on out- I was only so comfortable with being so undressed for so long outside.

>>24518024
>>24518230
holy glans, batman!
are u commando in these pics?

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Hope this is ok

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Better pic

>>24517582
Grad school, just like school in general- can be overrated. The act of getting a degree seems compels people to find gainful employment in what they studied. Is rational, but not always the right thing for an individual...
Now, working abroad and getting to know how other people live and work- that would be cool. To be a student of be world.
And don't worry- I've had to Google more than my fair share of urban dictionary terms that popped up on this thread =D
>>24518230
Well, if we're gonna have trolls, at least they have a sense of humor =)
Hehe... the head of your cock does appear to be showing through. Not complaining.
>something something we see what we want to

>>24518372
Nice pic, thank you! Whatchu thinkin' about here?

..:

Fuck, I need to stay on top of replying

>>24495778
>tfw you're too short to high five statues

>>24495932
wewlad

>>24496023
You got them hand holdin' hands

>>24496129
Cute doggo

>>24496222
oiSkillnsishere

>>24497191
Welcome, friend! (Im late oops)

>>24497916
Boookkksss where have you gone?

>>24500101
I want to cuddle you ;-;

>>24500434
police officers with doggos <3

>>24500950
>>24502016
unf

>>24502431
>>24503000
>>24503789
>>24505331
>>24505771
>>24506070
>>24506527
>>24510306
>>24510626
>>24510866
>>24513840
>>24514163
>>24514697
>>24517582
>>24518024
>>24518230
Torque <3

Part 2

>>24503169
I want to touch your collar bone

>>24504454
Hopefully you didn't die

>>24505104
there's too many of these humans I want to hug

>>24505739
Why does full face have to be against the rules?
THis is TRagiC

>>24505963
Interesting shirt choice
Comebecksoon

>>24511120
>>24516467
LMAO
10/10

>>24513881
You look like you can throw me (:<

>>24515160
Yeesss

>>24518350
>>24518372
Okay is understatement.
What are your tattoos of?

>>24519513
Maybe I will throw you ;)

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>>24519514
I take it you like glasses? Or... a man with glasses?

Yeah 10/10. It was fun at the time. Peeling them off was less fun B)

>>24519566
Oi

>>24519632
Ye.. it's a thing

lmao Learn from your mistakes

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>>24519775
It's a good thing B)

>>24487808
why are you not flexing your lats?

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A mechanics hands are always dirty
~sigh

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>>24520180
Side note, to my boys in the gym, I've been working on my grip strength because every girl ever has a choking fetish apparently but I've stalled at 3X30 Seconds with 50 pound dumbbells. Am I being too hard on myself or should I do lighter weight longer time. I've had a bunch of really bad wrist injuries so maybe I'm just near the limit. 50 pounds feels like my forearms are gonna fall off after 3 sets.

>>24520197
I can't speak from experience on the forearms but when your joints take the poundage you are taking to much weight with too much rest between sets.
Also I have heard forearms take more work to grow because slow twitch blabla

doesn't seem like your limit is genetic

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>>24518239
Yep- the whole set. I was wondering if/when someone would notice and comment on it. You win! I have nothing to offer but more media and text, though.

>>24518848
As much as I like to learn and know things, school and I didn't get along all that well when I had classes about things I wasn't interested in (seriously, there's a 2 point difference in my high school and technical school GPA). That, and I really hate writing papers. Even though grad school and the like should be focused on subjects you're actually interested in, I don't think I could get through it. Working abroad and experiencing other cultures for extended periods of time would be cool. Lots of people talk about going to other countries to teach their native language, but I imagine there would be a few papers to write to get the certifications necessary for that...Why must I be so stubborn?
>trolls
I really wasn't sure if they were serious or trolling
>something something we see what we want to
That, and I try to show you hints of things that I think you want to see hints of.

>>24519513
T! <3

>>24519514
>Why does full face have to be against the rules?
>THis is TRagiC
Hey gurl! Well, a lot of people like to stay anon. And I eschew eyes 'cuz the romantic in me (bleah) thinks it makes the crush less devasting. ;)
But just a general reminder that we're a courteous contactfagging thread. i.e., for the ladies and gents who wanna take things a bit further off thread, feel free to ask/offer contact info! But respect anyone's reasons for declining.

>>24519632
OMG. The tease in this pic. I approve.
I, too can appreciate a man with glasses. So long as they're not the huge, rimless lenses. For some reason, I think those tend to look... idk, frumpy? on men.

>>24519788
Ack. Need more of these

>>24520197
Well, there are other ways to choke a girl...
>yes, I went there =D

>>24520774
....
Is it wet in here, or is it just me?

>>24519788
It's a good thing that kills me

>>24520774
Fucking. Dead.

<3

>>24521025
>tfw Bossy treats you like you're new
):

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>>24521025
I hope it's you. :)

>>24521250
Damn, we killed you again. Maybe life can still be pumped back into you, though...

>>24521250
>>tfw Bossy treats you like you're new
Oh no! Not at all, T! =) More like it was an ill-executed public thread announcement for lurkers / intermittents. I guess I should put that thing about courteous contactfagging in the OP.

>>24521289
>I hope it's you. :)
Confirmed, eep

>>24521289
I'll always come back from the dead for you bby

>>24521308
Oh, okay.

That's fair.

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>>24521308
>Confirmed, eep
I'd like to verify by sliding a hand down and slowly, gently rubbing and exploring in between your lips until I feel your wetness make my finger tips nice and slick, and then shift their attention to your clit with a light, teasing circular motion.

>>24521314
Zombie T is definitely better than no T. Unless you want to eat my brains... But I'd still feel flattered that you came back from the dead to do something with me.

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>>24521025
Yeah I might need some help with soaping my backids, can you help? Get my butt too maybe? ;)

>>24521250
Welllllllll, shame you can't come with me to try out some new glasses ;)

>>24521593
Backids wtf.
Great autocorrect, Samsung.
>te-yun!

>>24502016
Please....more....of..... you...... or I'll die......... pls..... ;P

>>24520774
commando suits you

>>24521289
and nice semi here
where are those trousers from btw?
also, how visible to others were you when you made this set?

>>24521552
Extra juicy this week, mmmmf

>>24521593
Omg this is the cutest!!!!!!!
>>24521598
And the lulz continue!

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>>24523496
I don't go commando in public for obvious reasons (especially because I'm pretty easily aroused). Those pants are some sort of cotton dress pants from Banana Republic. And this set was taken on the back porch, so not very visible. The neighbors behind the house have a a decent distance and quite a few trees between us, but the neighbors on either side would spot me right away if they stepped out back.

>>24524276
>extra juicy this week
I bet if you have a customer rewards thing at whatever grocery store/drug store you regularly shop at, that there's a system and a team that tracks trends in customer purchases. They're probably trying to figure out what's going on in your life the past few months that's affecting your pantyliner buying habits.

>>24524532
JFC...
>Funny enough, I was a bit amused / miffed that targeted advertising is oh so real. Got some coupons loaded to my app; figured that I might as well stock up.

>>24524532
do you strip off fully on your porch sometimes?
does the risk of your neighbours catching u contribute to that semi?

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>>24524276
It is the cutest B)

>>24524532
Ummmmm embarrassed to ask but if there's a page you post your more uhhhh NSFW pics? Loving that outline... really curious about it but I know it's not for this thread

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>>24524845
>a bit amused / miffed that targeted advertising is oh so real
I feel ya, girl. Every time I compare a couple of similar tools online for features, price, etc., I see those exact tools in my browser ads for the next couple of days. I guess I could install an ad blocker.

>>24525089
Umm, I've been fully naked on that porch in the dead of night with the lights in the house off, but otherwise, no. And yes, the risk of being caught totally contributed.

>>24525351
No reason to be embarrassed to ask about something you're interested in. But unfortunately for you, it's rare that I post elsewhere these days. I'm flattered by your interest, though- thanks for expressing it!

>>24525184
Actually, that might be the cutest ;)

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>>24525523
Yeah she's cuter than the pillow;)
But this one is also pretty cute

>>24521552
Unf

Aw <3
Zombie is back for more than brains

>>24521593
;-;
I need to learn to teleport

>>24524532
Oi, I particularly like this one.
Aesthetic

>>24525184
>>24525531
Sixsix and his kitty addiction

>>24525520
Ad blockers are life.

I'd say I'm also interested, but you already knew that.

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>>24525563
You do! I need someone who an help pick out the right pair;)

Yeah, crazy cat guy

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>>24525563
>Zombie is back for more than brains
T(orque) gon give it to ya!
>Oi, I particularly like this one
That's one of my favorites, too- I got lucky with the light and shadow in that one.
>I'd say I'm also interested, but you already knew that.
I do know this- and I'm glad for it. :) err, you prefer (:

And this is the last one from this set.

>>24526262
hnnnnnnnnnnnng
your neighbours are lucky

>>24517172
i want you to wrestle me into the ground with those woo boy.

>>24525520
Oooof. I meant to banter about ad blockers and then got stuck staring at your crotch

>>24525531
Ohmygawd!!! Pls moar

>>24525592
<3 u for being crazy cat guy. And also for being hot af

>>24526262
*muffled shriek into pillow*

>> REQUEST FOR DIRECTING / AUTHORITATIVE POSES <<
There's a whole lot of sexy about a guy who's exuding confidence and directing something with authority...

Ideas:
- directing crew, staff, movers on where to place object (your hand/arm in foreground)
- drum major, theater director, choreographer, drill sergeant indicating where people should be standing...
- athletic coach or team captain type indicating some kind of upcoming play to the team
- training a dog in obedience school

Uh... idk. Or just give us your best "look at all the fucks I give" pose?

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>>24527843
I'll get more with Moses!

Haha thanks ;)
<3 you too BP. You and your sexy legs B)

>>24528564
Hehehe! Mmmmf. A whole lotta love for this pic. You, white tee, one of your babies, you holding a tiny mug... makes me wanna plant kisses all over.

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adams apple is washed out

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Got scratched by my friend's cat, Kitteh! when I audiblely reacted to dying to Stingwings in Fallout 4's survival mode. Anyone be so kind as to kiss it?

>>24529170
Whoa! But those are some tendons, mmmm

>>24529234
Awww! Hard to resist a hairy arm... mwah

>>24484525
nudes pls

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Looks better in person?

Also what you know about rockin the socks n flops?

>>24530979
Not ITT. That's not how we play.

>>24531582
Very nice man arm - great veins and hair and bicep. Could take a better framed pic, though I laughed at the sock 'n flops. ;)

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>>24526282
The neighbors don't see much of me- one of them doesn't live there, and the others are on a fairly different schedule from me. Glad you liked the pic, though.

>>24527843
Stare away. I aim (my camera) to try to please.
>*muffled shriek into pillow*
Haha. I'm sure your neighbors appreciate the sound suppression.

I took this a while ago and don't think I posted it, but sorry if I did already.

>>24532217
I don't remember this one! We like seeing you uh... open things up. ;)

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Pale-skinny-veiny fetish?

>>24525592
Someone posted a picture of their cat in our discord, looked like yours.

>>24526262
Hey! You can't steal my joke!

A E S T H E T I C S

ayy

aw rip set

>>24528564
*incoherent fan girl noises*

>>24529170
ayy

>>24529234
Mean kitty ):

>>24531582
Oi, arm so good
Feet? notasmuch

>>24532217
Ooooohhhh I really like this one too
I haven't seen it before

>>24532396
Ab-so-fucking-lutely

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>>24528897
Alllll overrr? ;)

>>24532407
We have a Discord?

Incoherent fan girl noises are the best noises;)

>>24533146
I can second the motions of doing stuff all over

We don't, it's the SA discord.
Maybe you weren't around when we were talking about it.

I am the best at incoherent fan girl noises.

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Do wood working and my hands have actually gotten softer from it....not what I expected.

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>>24533171
Either you take turns or work together;)

Oh yeah! I had totally forgotten about that.

You are? Lucky me B)

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I always had a decent collarbone. Recent weight-loss only makes them more pronounced

>>24533254
Oh my god 30/10

>>24533146
>>24533254
So hot

>>24533174
Mmm... delicious hands

>>24533322
Congrats! These are nice

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>>24533918
I'm happy with this rating ;)

>>24535788
Thanks <3

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im new, i can take requests cause i honestly dont know what else to do.

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>>24515160
this pose again

shirts a bit messy from volunteering tho

>>24536134
dear god!

>>24536231
oh, this is good. Got any poses where you're lifting or gripping stuff? Tools, heavy objects, etc?

>>24536344
what kind of volunteer work? We love sweaty guys.

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>>24536436
most of the tools i deal with aren't very heavy, wrenches, screwdrivers, ratchets, those kinda tools, but here is my coffee cup

>>24536568
Ooooh! That works. Why not cuddle with a kitty, too?

>>24536231
Requests? Ummm how about some neck/collarbone/shoulder action? Like >>24535821
See above.

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>>24532378
If you find the right spot under the hood, the release comes pretty easily. ;)

>>24532407
>Hey! You can't steal my joke!
But my brain is wired to enjoy references!
>sorrynotsorry

This upcoming moon better be impressive since I keep hearing/reading about it.

>>24533174
Whatever has happened to them, I am into it.

>>24533254
plsgimmedibs

Yee

Luck (^:

>>24533322
Good job on weightloss!
Getting on toning myself (:

>>24535821
unf...Good stuff

>>24536134
OwO what's this?

>>24536231
>>24536568
>not holding cats like sixsix

>>24536344
We don't mind a little messy in here

>>24536455
I like how only two veins are really prominent

>>24537969
r00d

o:
New phone homescreen

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>>24537993
>>24537940
2 requests in one

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I'm bad at this

>>24484094
>>24486702
>>24487170
>>24487597
this thread was made for me unfff

>>24538025
>>24538015
10/10 love it. Also love the kitty :3

>>24538015
Cute kitty, but kitty doesn't look happy.

>>24538025
Looks p good to me

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>>24537993
Ok you can have dibs.. ;)

What's this? It's a present B)

>>24537969
>hood and release
muahhahahaha!!! not sure whether I laughed harder at this or the perspective shot ;)

>>24538015
<3 thx!!!
>>24538025
Nay- you're doing just fine

>>24539328
omg. is it... an explosive present? eek.

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>>24540581
Maybe it is! Depends on how nice you've been... or how naughty;)

>>24541739
Both. Ain't that the best?

>>24482625
bumpu

Bampf

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Hey guys

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Well i didnt work out for a few weeks now, its time to start again.

>>24542700
Okay, you win- brought a much needed hearty chuckle to start the week! Thx anon ;)

>>24542789
Cool, we look forward to ogling your progress!

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Anyone like backs?

>>24543692
Yep! You have some nice definition going on there, too- and I always like when we get front/back views from mirrors

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>>24537993
>r00d
I thought imitation was supposed to be the sincerest form of flattery?
>new phone homescreen
Yay!

>>24540581
You know I like my cheesy innuendo.
>In your end-o!

I think this bottle might be spent.

>>24544857
Lol!!!!!
Cheesy innuendo (and hot innuendo) both do wonders for my sanity.
>I think that bottle is giving you its orgasm face...

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>>24545351
I'm happy to contribute to your sanity. And I'd be happy for my hands to give you the same face. ;)

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>>24537940

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haldo

>>24545932
Mmmmff! I bet you would... and lucky for you, my blood is flowing from exercise and rage
>because only in my city can a 6-lane highway be stopped with cars at 10pm

>>24546022
Damn. I love me some collarbones

>>24546031
Indeed. Hai!

Bumpbump

>>24546238
Thanks

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>>24542118
It is ;)


>it's getting really cold outside:(

>>24547332
You could use some kitties and sexy ladies to keep ya warm!

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>>24546238
>Mmmmff! I bet you would... and lucky for you, my blood is flowing from exercise and rage
Come here, girl, and I'll help you work that stress and anger out.
>I'm glad you have time to exercise- sometimes I get the impression that you don't. Also, I need to get back in the habit. I've been lazy for too long now.

This is a B roll from many threads ago.

>>24548948
Man, I dig your B-roll!
>Yup, I make time for cardio 'cuz that's just fun, although I really need to do more core / strength work. Gotta exhaust the body for sleep when the anxious mind won't shut the eff up! Although it doesn't always work... hence angry zombie days.

I'd hardly say you're lazy, Torque! Besides, you get a good workout on the job as well. We see and appreciate =)

and now I gotta disappear for a few days... despair over the elections, travel for work, make the money, etc etc

But <3 for you and our mhfn gents! Hopefully the other gals will be around to give more than well-deserved attention and ogling!