Here's the dill pickle. My girlfriend is in Ireland for

>>24466002
>not being in a monogamous relationship.
Haha, I feel really bad for you.

>>24466027
Your sentiment does not fall on deaf ears, anon

>>24466002
Clearly she isn't the one for you otherwise you wouldn't feel the desire to stray.

Fuck a fatty. Who gives any fucks.

>>24466350
Stray? I just want a fwb while she's away. I love boning too much for an entire week without it

>>24466387
It's one fucking week. If you can't handle a week, what happens when your S. O. gets any kind of surgery/sickness/whatever that pushes them out of commission for two weeks or more?

It's You plus your hand for a week. Suck it up. Read a book.

>>24466399
Here, lemme change the thread name to "lecture me pls" to please you

>>24466437
You're just an attention seeking newfag. Next.

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>>24466483
Have I offended you in some way. While you shitpost with no intent of helping?

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>>24466509
I offered to help by telling you not TO FUCKING DO ANYTHING AND JUST PLAY WITH YOUR THREE INCHES WITH YOUR TWO FINGERS FOR A WEEKANDCALLITGOOD BUT NOOOOOO.

>>24466521
Holy crap, I just triggered you after you tried to whiteknight my girlfriend. Call me a newfag, because that I've never seen before

>>24466002
I hope your gf dumps you. Being cheating on is one of the worst feelings in the world

>>24466002
where are you from?

>>24466586
I'm in the US

>>24466574
Hmm. Thank you for that.

>>24466574
seconded.

>>24466640
And here I got excited about a new reply:/

>>24466624
If you truly care about her you won't break her heart like that. Even if you dont love her, If you at least somewhat respect her you should break up before you go fucking some gross fatties

>>24466764
Really sucks that you assume a chubby will be gross. Sorry, bud, your standards are just low

>>24466773
>wants to cheat on his gf (who is only gone for ONE WEEK) with a whale because he is a child with no self control or moral compass
>criticizes others

>>24466791
>types greentext for relevance

>>24466764
>>24466791

Respect is all that matters. What doesn't matter is who he chooses to penetrate with his three inches or not. The gross fatties bit just makes you look like a douche. And you're probably a neckbeard. So shut the fuck up.

>>24466828
Oh what up, you're back

>>24466828
>whiteknights the cheating sociopath because she has hurt feelings over her weight

>>24466814
>has no argument

>>24466845
Idk why you all want an argument. That's on you guys. I'm just looking for a cutie to hold me over, no strings attached

>>24466848
hi yes, i'm also in the US so I guess we're local

>>24466848
So why again can't you just jerk off until your gf gets back. Do you even love her

>>24466871
What is it you want me to say? What keeps you coming back to this thread if you're so disgusted by my intentions? :,)

>>24466861
Pretty local. What's your zip?

hey kik me we can trade master57041

>>24466839
Just be nice on the internet. How hard is that?

>>24466887
818 area code?? anywhere close?

>>24466928
Aww, unfortunately not:/

>>24466002
Hey OP, I'm free to meet up

If you break up with your girlfriend like a decent human being and stop being a scumfuck

>>24467363
That I can't do. It's part of the whole fetish, fool

>>24467363
>>24468424
I lold

Bump for local cuties
(512)

>>24466764
This.
OP, you're a jerk, and I hope you end up alone.

OP knows what hes doing you idiots. Stop telling him to do otherwise. You fucking cucks have nothing better to do than try to lecture some guy over the internet. So you actively seek out the cheating threads that pop up now and then and try to do the same shit then to? Youre same type of beta cucks whos SO would want an open relationship but youre too whiteknighty to do anything.

Grow up and move on, you cant change peoples personalities and you shouldnt try to. I dont condone OP either but im not going to baby him either.

>>24469611
I just won't. Sorry bout that mate. Sociopath, maybe, but not a jerk. Do I lecture you when you follow your kinks?

>>24466574
this

fuck non monogamous people, absolutely disgusting

>>24470308
Is it? I'm sorry to hear. Did you get your morbid curiosity out of the way by opening the thread then commenting?

>>24468783
I'm from austin. Buuuuut Im not a fatty. Nor do I fuck with cheaters. Plus you're probably ugly and fat yourself either way.

>>24470315
Soooooo why are you here again?

>>24470341
Oh, hey, what up

men are disgusting. your loving gf is gone for a week and you want to fuck a fat piece of shit? men live for pussy and nothing else, it's sad. i hope your gf is getting dicked down in ireland, buddy,

if you actually want CHEATING ADVICE: not sure why you're looking here. post an ad on CL, get on tinder or a dating site, etc. better luck there. you didn't even post your location in the OP.

>>24470386
1. Why do people, even girls, assume a thick girl is ugly? That's the epitome of hypocrisy in the midst of girls claiming they need to support each other.
2. I don't actually care for your advice. But thank you for the suggestion. I post on here because I've been posting on here since 2011 and I've always had a good time. CL produces nothing but horny old dudes. Tinder requires me to have a profile. It's like you don't really understand the desire and purpose of anonymity. Don't you get that I'm putting out that I have a girlfriend for the sole purpose of hoping to sleep with a cutie that'll be okay with it?
3. Are you asking for my location and hoping to meet up

>>24470506
But then they won't get to see how it turns out.

Bumping. Will check back in a couple of hours

>>24470482
>Why do people, even girls, assume a thick girl is ugly
"thick" is different than chubby or fat. thick implies big tits and ass, not fat in the stomach. thick girls can be hot, but here's nothing attractive about actual fat rolls, unless you have a fat fetish.

>CL produces nothing but horny old dudes.
not always, but i get it. i've had luck on there (i'm a real girl) but ymmv.

>Are you asking for my location and hoping to meet up
no, i don't know what you look like, i'm underweight, and on my period.

He wouldn't have made a thread if he didn't know what he was doing.

Don't make a Tinder, everyone sees it, just a bad move I've been spotted by numerous people I associate with on there.

Just make a plentyoffish or some offbrand dating site and go hard. There's too many chubbies there so you taking one off of there would do wonders.

Do you have Kik? I'm from the US as well, would love to fuck with a cheater. Cheaters are one of my strongest kinks.

Back for another bump
512 area code if you didn't see it!

>>24471028
I do. I just made it yesterday for this purpose.
Skrimman