Whats is/are your absolute deal-breakers? I wouldn't date

Left wing views

Drinks a lot or takes drugs.

I think the only ones would be -

Atheist
Extreme leftist viewpoints
No desire for children
Super slutty past

>below 7/10
>overly shy
>no sense of humor
>no interest in learning
>no interest in art
>entitled attitude (unless there is a fucking great reason to justify it)
>read under 50 books

>has a ton of friends
>likes to go out more than stay in
>always has their phone out on social media
>takes a ton of selfies
>drinks or does drugs
>doesnt play vidya
>takes offensive jokes seriously

>>24454080
>Multiple baby mommas
>show off/cocky
>still depending on parents money

>>24454080
children, more than extremely light tattoos, more than light/social drinker, doesn't shave pussy, RELIGIOUS OR SPIRITUAL (ugh)
TANNING (UGH STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING SUN), smoking (anything)

turnons include shyness, pale skin (with or without freckles), braces, not being as dumb as a burned out lightbulb. I would say intelligence, but nobody is both intelligent and cute, and if they are they resent staying that way, and would never want me. Oh, and natural redheads too.

>taller than 5'4
>has kids
>does drugs
>extreme leftist views, even though Im soooo attracted to feminist qt hipsters, I couldnt deal with their entitlememt
>obese, but especially obese cunts who bitch about it but do nothing to fix it
>has been a slut in the past
Idk Ive never dated a girl before so I dont know what else id hate but im sure Ill find out
Im sure my list knocks out 90% of girls on 4chan and at least 40% of all girls irl. What a shame

>>24454258
Oh forgot fat, fat is definitely a turnoff.

I won't date a chick if she caught the feminism.

>>24454080
>Fat
>Ugly
>Does drugs
>Libertarian or hard right views
>SJW or hard left views
>Has ever camwhored. EVER.
>Belongs to a jewish religion
That's pretty much it. That excludes almost everyone. Because everyone is shit.

-No career.
-Children.
-Cigarette smoker.
-Extreme, uncontrolled depression or emotional/mental disorder.
-A lack of basic hygiene and grooming.
-Extremely opinionated and vocal about politics and social issues.
-Not into some geeky stuff or video games.

>>24454080
Has a significant amount of guy friends.
Dealt with too many cunts like that.

>doesn't smoke weed
>has kids
>has a small dick
>religious
>is voting for trump

>Excessive fat (chubby is okay, hefty is alright, but any more than a beergut is a hell-no)
>Few/no mutual interests
>Can't play games with them (actual games, not the relationship drama type)
>Doesn't like to exercise AT ALL, esp. if they won't go hiking
>Extreme views on either end of the spectrum
>Thinks it's okay to impose their views on other people
>Won't give me enough alone time

>religious at all
>far left or far right
>straight edge
>likes horses
>heavy into sports
>dumb

>>24454080
>overweight
>druggie
>political activist
>smoker
>bad temper
>easily offended
>has kid(s)

Self-identifies as a feminist.
Believes in astrology.
Has kids.
Smokes.
Doesn't care about fitness/lets herself get fat.

I have a few more probably but can't think of them at the moment.

>republican
>has child
>says nigger or nigga but isn't black
>wears camo
>chews tobacco
>under 5'10
>is a prima Donna
>ever once says he plays mind games
>isn't affectionate
>dick too little

>>24454080
Left winger
Doesn't swallow
Is a virgin

>plays video games still over the age of 18
>>24454438
Lmao why just Jewish?
>>24454587
Tru
>>24454720
Yes

>>24454813
>>24454822
So what you're looking for is a woman with a dick above average size that's taller than the average male, that has no hobbies or interests?

Man you and your ideal boyfriend sure sound like catches. I hope that works out for you.

>Unable to debate without getting emotional
>Won't try and better herself alongside me bettering myself
>does hard drugs/is dependent on intoxicants
>pushes uninformed opinions
>is judgmental about art/music/movies
>doesn't like dogs
If you don't like dogs you're straight up sub-human.

>>24454813
>muh victim mentality

With that attitude you'll probably never find someone.
>6'5
>wears camo
>says nigger

Equal rights is for everyone, regardless of skin color or gender.

>>24454142
Hi bv

>>24454972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBW5dfRoG7Q

>>24455199
Gross
>>24454830
Lol what a bitch

>smokes
>drinks
>grossly overweight
>religious
>stares at a phone all day
>no eye contact

>>24455331
>A deal breaker in a boyfriend is somebody that likes sports, or likes video games, or likes horses, or doesn't do drugs
>Calls somebody else a bitch
Alright, pot, I'll be the kettle here I guess.

>fat
>no fashion sense
>doesnt take care of his skin/hair
>extreme right/left

I've come to realize that I'm at the bottom of the barrel so I''all take what I can get

>>24454084
>>24454128
>>24454142
>>24454178

all this plus -hates cats-..

if a girl doesn't like cats, I don't wanna smell her sweaty feet, ever.

>>24454822
>Lmao why just Jewish?
What? Are you missing a coma or something? Jews don't come close to qualifying.

>>24454080
Firm leftist
Doesn't want kids
Won't stay at home to raise said kids
Criminality
Hateful of Christianity

>>24455468
Straightedge implies a type of lifestyle which is almost militantly hostile towards drug and alcohol use. Someone can not use drugs and still not be straightedge. Also, she said heavily into sports. Some sports might be fine. People who obsess over sports are fanatics about manufactured tribalism.

>>24454080
>gauges in ears
>too many stupid tats
>hair dyed so many times it's split end straw
>goes on phone while I'm talking

sjw
stinks

I won't date someone that shames my pee fetish

> has dick
> under 14
> over 53
nevermind that last one

>Tumblr
I think that's it

>>24454080
>has kids
>infertile
>not Catholic
>gets drunk often
>supports Trump
>extreme political views to the point of being unable to listen to reason
>smoker
>drugs
>fat
>genuinely disabling disability
>more than a year or two older than me

taller than me(6"4' not super common), snooty or self centered, money centered, anything above D breasts is too big, fat(being a little over weight is ok if you're working on it to some extent), Religious is a big no, parties to much, hates books.

turn ons
short, short hair, likes rock and metal music, carefree attitude, natural red heads (massive bonus if also has green eyes), pale, freckles.

Girls with a princess personality....which is all the girls I'm Cali x.x

Taller than me, 6'4 desu
Not open minded
Has had sex with more than 0 guys.
Doesn't like vidya
Smokes, Excessive drinker, does drugs
Not educated
Doesn't work or plan to
Doesn't want kids or marriage in the future.
Party girl (excessively partying more than often)
overweight
has kids
not religious or open to it

probably more but yeah.

Right wing
Thin
Hates cats
Wants kids (but having kids is acceptable)

>>24454080
if she's ignorant in general
meaning
>liberal views and won't consider other options
>atheist/religious and talks down on other views
>no desire to learn/understand something new to her

or if she already has children
does drugs more than anything else
lazy, sloths around
mannerless


basically i want a chick from the 50's but y'know still has an open mind

>>24459797
for the most part everyone here has the same set of deal breakers, pretty interesting huh?

>>24454258
Hahaha you described except Im chubby. You seem really picky but you're probably not even cute.

>>24459822
Described ME*
Im half asleep. Pls forgive.

- Smoker
- No job/career
- no ambitions
- No real interests or hobbies
- incompatible political views
- excessively religious
- The type that just jumps from partner to partner excessively
- Not really into them having kids already either

>guys with phimosis
>guys who are vanilla/not kinky

clearly sex is important to me in a relationship. I have other obvious deal breakers but if a guy isn't freaky I'm just not interested. I think a lot of girls settle even when there's little sexual chemistry, but I've been there once and I won't do it again

Small dick, they're just so fucking useless.

>>24454080
She has kids
She won't do anal
She's covered in tattoos
She does hard drugs regularly

When I was younger, I thought everyone deserved a chance. But now I have hard lines.

- thinks video games are only for men and children
- honestly thinks Obama is not a US citizen and is a Muslim
- is racist
- is overly religious
- is the "there is no god" to everyone kind of atheist
- hates cats/dogs/birds etc so much that they will tell anyone who likes them that they hope all of said animal die
- will not accept that someone doesn't want children
- doesn't drink

And people wonder why they're single on this board.
>overly dramatic
>always thinks they're right
>not willing to communicate

>>24454142
100% in agreement

Also; tacky tattoos, no knowledge of history, ignorance of one's own family history. Piercings outside of the ears

>>24454080
People who crave sympathy and bitch about the little things. Get over yourself almost all extroverts who think being a loud, ingenuine clown makes you socially superior when they're really dumb as bricks. Anything else can be forgiven but there's nothing worse then a untrustworthy shit bag who sucks the energy out of others.

Girls who aren´t
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>>24459967

You think I'm literally the worst ever? You're so fucking wrong. I'm not gonna talk to you.

>>24460227
you just proved him :D

>>24460232
ayy, I just took the bait

>>24454080
doesn't want kids
is religious
is politically correct
dose hard drugs
is morbidly obese
likes to "party"
doesn't work
is submissive
likes Hillary Clinton

there are probably more deal breakers I could think of.

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>>24460215

has kids
is fat
is ugly
is over 30 or infertile
is anything but white or white hispanic
has guy friends
lies (there goes most of them)
won't sign a pre nup
drinks or does drugs
has slutty girlfriends
won't take a lie detector test before marriage

>>24460423
>lie detector test
>reliable