Sex secrets time.. Spill the beans on things you won't tell

I fucked my friends ex girlfriend a week after they broke up. This was the first time I had sex so I said its now or never. She was kinda ugly tho

>>24450988
Had a drunk threesome with my gf and her best friend and want to do it again.

Situation seems like it could happen, but lately gf's best friend has been having stress at work and as a result we don't see her as much.

>>24450988

I cheated on my girlfriend of 5 years with a grill I met at college for 18 months; I ended up 'technically' raping the side girl when she wanted to stop seeing me.

I chalk it up to a psychotic break but it happened.

Then the girlfriend of 5 years kicked me out four months after that, haha.

Was fucking my gf, stuck it in her ass and when she exclaimed "YOU'RE IN MY ASS" I started fucking her harder.

Looked at porn to get hard when visiting my long distance gf, because I have porn addiction related ED (which she knows about) and because I dont find her as sexy anymore (which she doesn't know about). Stayed hard while fucking her by hatefucking her, came thinking about someone else. Gonna do the same thing when i see her next time.

I got a kneejob.

>>24450988
Was fucking a girl once doggie style with the laptop on her back opened to porn while fucking her. Years later she told me it was the most degrading thing shed ever done in her life and she would never do it again.

Not really a secret but I've recieved oral from my ex while watching Wreck-it-Ralph in a theatre full of kids kek.

I made the comment to boy next door that prom was stupid and if he and his friends were smart they would save that money and give it to me and they would certainly get laid. Forgot all about it untill the day before prom. Didnt go to prom, fucked four guys all night instead and got almost six grand for it! Two were virgins and one even broke up with gf for it. My bf had just broken up with me so i called him while i was getting fucked and pretended i had butt dialed him.

>>24450988
In my first relationship i accidentally peed during sex, i didnt notice or feel it but when we finished the sheets were soaked and smelled like urine. Pretty awkward.
Not exactly a secret though, ive told both partners after about it

>>24451692
Ebic :DD

>>24451649
Toy Story 3 for me.

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Licked and fucked my gf while she was on her period.
Licked my gf although she havent a shower for uhm 4 or 5 days.

Got a blowjob by friends GF while sitting in a car infront lf his house, waiting for him to come outside. Then went to just chill with her and the guy and she kept secretly texting me lewd stuff when he wasn't looking, I had her saved with a different name so I decided to even show him what she had texted to me, claiming it was a girl from my workplace that was into me, and that's the story of how I got my friend excited about me banging his gf

>>24451700
This reminds me of something a few years ago..
>ex gf claimed obly to orgasm from clit stimmulation
>doubt that
>be in shower together, connected to bathtub so make her sit down on the edge
>legs spread start fingerfucking her, focus on the g-spot only
>can feel her pussy clenching her legs trying to unspread
Nope.jog
>keep it, she can't close legs with me between her knees
>moans.."stop it i'm gonna pee"
>don't stop, pussy so tight
>she orgasms, squirting around like crazy

She was really embarresed, probably still thinks she peed on me that day

>>24451793
She peed on you, deal with it.
lel

>>24450988
I've had one night stands with most of my sisters ex bfs right after they have broken up. Not proud of it but just something that I enjoyed doing.

>>24451797
Way to go my virgin friend..
You can tell when a girl cums from how her pussy reacts,
It feels like she's trying to push out your fingers/cock really hard.

>>24451808
that sensation always makes me cum like a fire hydrant.

>>24451808
>>24451812
Shit's so hot, to me it's a perfect mix of sexual stimulation and confidence boost

>>24451751
>Toy Story 3 for me.
Mah nigga kek.
Pretty exhilirating tho.

>>24451808
>Virgin
lel nope, but can you tell me where the squirfluid were uhm synthesized?
And i even found some studies that say that the squirtfluid is just urin.
So i dont even care if you like to get peed.

>>24451812
>>24451816
Same here, wouldn't want it in the bed really but fuck it's hot to see them lose control over their body

>>24451820
You're basically saying "it comes out of one hole it must be pee"
Yeah i'm not a scientist who did chemical research of what it cosists of but i wouldn't claim i peed on my gf when i spray her face with cum
It also happens when they go to the toilet right before you make them cum..
Anyways we were in the shower so i wouldn't care if you were right. The reaction is priceless either way
Don't be grossed out by your womans pleasure buddy

>>24451841
There is no place where the fluid could be stored or synthesized.
Well, you seem a bit too much offended...

>>24451771
Holy shit dude. Explain to us how your tongue felt afterwards please

>>24451849
4/10 bait. Have a good one kiddo

>>24451853
I will try.
>Period
Felt very dry, but slimy and i needed to drink some water, taste was like iron but there was another taste, cant describe it very good, but was not bad at all.
>no shower
Was grainy and slimy.

Would do it again, but only with her.

>>24451876
NIce try I bet they are all scary monsters

>>24451841
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jsm.12799/abstract

Squirting is the involuntary urination during sexual arousal.
Nothing bad with it necessarily, but it's silly to pretend it is not urine.

I smoked with a lesbian friend of mine and ended up in her bed, feeling each other up.
We did this numerous times and it lead to sex at one point. I was in a ldr at the time and my friend could keep secrets (work at same place but in different departments; she's also higher than me).
Honestly I have no bad feelings about it. We both used each other for sexual gratification and I have bragging rights to sleeping with a lesbian!
We both settled down with our partners though so we stopped seeing each other.

I used to whore myself out on CL. I would get 50-100 giving blowjobs to old guys at hotels. I didn't need the money, but it was fun.
Met this doctor through doing it that gives me $100 to blow me and make out every week we can get together.
Wouldn't tell anyone I did that though

>>24452329
U.K.?

When I was 13 I did a blowjob to my 12 years cousin, locked in the bathroom at grandmother's house. We were blowing each other trying to see who could have gone deeper but I ended up puking, when I tried to swallow it and take the balls in my mouth too.
We were confused about our sexuality as most 13 years olds, but probably because of that, now i'm pretty much bisex.

I'm a 19 year old male slut on CL. When I need to nut and girls are running dry on Tinder, I get my dick sucked by older guys or I top them while watching porn.

I've had sex with twenty women this way and about 30 guys. I've had lots of threesomes, but the majority of cum I've shot has been swallowed by men twice my age. The hottest thing I've done was take a guy's virginity bareback and cream him. He was 17 and he was on a band trip with the school. To my credit, I didn't know how old he was until afterwards.

The most deplorable sex I've had was an entire afternoon with a married chubby woman of 40 and one of her friends. Condom stayed on until I finished deep inside, once in both of them. It was sloppy but I have yet to top it.

>>24451692
Who had the biggest cock?

>>24452339
If you're in the sf bay area and not a landwhale I'll give you a hundo for a bj

>>24453022
Go to CL, you'll get it for free. SF is popular. But you'll only get a girl to do it if you're fit. Most of them say hung guys only, but in my slutty experiences as a 5.5 inch, you just need to have abs.

Went and fucked some guy in the ass when I was really horny about a week ago.

>>24451780

5/7

>>24453419
Yeah I liked Fight Club too

>>24450988
Freshman year at Ohio University I let a gay guy suck me off in the bushes in exchange for him telling me the way home to my dorm. He was begging for it and I was drunk. Not a fag.

> Be at Halloween party friend is hosting in 2015
> Everyone is drunk, guy punched girl in face, people rolling balls in the living room
> I'm sober and bored because I'm DD
> Look around for girls to talk to
> Literally a bunch of gay guys and 5/10 shemales
> Except for her, rocker punk looking chick, slowly over the night her clothes have started to fall off her and now she's just down to pink nipple pasties and a leather miniskirt
> I'm a nerdy computer guy so I'm not really too interested but she's the only single girl so I give it a go
> We all line up in my friends room, do a few lines of cocaine, she now is pacing in the hallway with a conga line of guys following behind her like lost puppy dogs
> I sit in my friends room talking like I had to break the wind
> Everything calms down, we're playing jenga in the living room, everyone is pretty much splitting off to lay down and it's just me and her
> Talk for a few minutes and she asks me if I could find us a room
> "Like to sleep in?"
> "What else?"
> Oh shit.
> Run upstairs and tell my lesbian friend I want to bone and beg for the room
> She slowly slumps out of the room giving us a thumbs up before we shut the door
> Laying there in bed cuddling
> I start slamming drinks to combat how nervous I am
> Start getting hard
> Move hands around to grab her hips pretty firmly and pulling her into me
> She moans
> ItsOn.jpeg
> Start playing with her, moving hand into her skirt
> NiagraFallsShouldntBeThisClose
> She gets a bit flustered
> Gets on top, whips my dick out, licks it once and says
> "I'm protected"
> GoodEnoughForMe
> Takes me inside her
> Literally fuck in every corner of the room as loudly as possible
> Doggy style she asks me to get out of her as she positions
> Go to put it in, but this time its harder and she's screaming a bit louder
> We get on the couch and do missionary because she says she likes to watch it pour out
> Cum a fountain inside her without a second thought

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>>24453555
I can´t comprehend how people enjoy sucking dick, I mean, if he was asking for it, Why didn´t he want you to suck his shlong instead, dafuq ?

>>24453571

Also fucked a Thai hooker who begged for a baby in the same way. I was so drunk that I didn't remember any of it. Next morning she had her period and was depressed. Dodged a bullet. Drunk me likes risky sex way too much.

>>24453579
Good question, I just asked him how to get back to West Green. He said he'd show me and on the way he begged me to suck me off. I did not ever have his cock in or around my mouth, but I got mine sucked off in the bushes and underneath the music building. lol

>>24453579
I mean, I'm not complaining. Easy cash for me.

>>24453592
Weird, that´s like begging someone to be allowed to massage them, lol. Hoping for you that he didn´t spill it to anybody.

>>24453630
yeah, but in the case I was referring to, it was similar to a guy actually giving you money to be allowed to suck you off

>>24453631
Lol I used this to make my ex-GF I met a precollege and broke up with the first day of actual college jealous.

>>24451350

I'm literally planning on drinking tonight with my gf and her best friend. Gf seems slightly opposed to the idea of a 3way, but I know her friend would be up for it as soon as she's drunk enough. Any advice to make it happen?

>>24450988
I regret having sex at all.

would rather be a virgin and not know what I'm missing.

>>24454060
You're a fucking asshole m8, if your lady doesn't feel comfortable watching you fuck another girl, you don't go for it. That could ruin your relationship and her trust for you. You need to be an adult and actually communicate your wants and needs to her. Tell her honestly why you want to have a 3some and if she's not open to it, tough shit. My partner and I had an impromptu 3some once, but we discussed that we were both interested in 3somes before hand.

I can only enjoy sex blindfolded or with my face covered. I can't stand to look at myself or even think about how disgusting I must be.

>>24454362
That doesn´t sound very kinky in the context you provided, now I feel bad and wanna cheer you up

>>24451801
have they ever gotten back together?

I (female) gave my brother a blow job when he was passed out drunk. I was 15 at the time, he was 22. It was the first time I swallowed cum.

>>24455254
What prompted you to do it?

>>24455258
He was passed out on the couch in just his boxers. I could see his hard on really clearly and it was BIG. I just sorta lost control I guess and wanted to see it. I wasn't going to do more but then I wanted to touch it.

I've been fucking my boyfriend's flatmate for six months. He just thinks he has a lot of girls over.

>>24455264
It's weird he was drunk, passed out and with a hardon. Usually too much alcohol prevents that.

>>24455270
Ok? Idk what to say to that

>>24455270
I get erections drunk all the time.

I fucked a furry in full fursuit and fursons she was foxkin and "in heat" and I creampied her repeatedly and she wasn't on the pill after we were done she told me that she wanted to get married and we had only dated a month and I wouldn't have even Ken Boned her like I owned her if she hadn't have made killer good food and bought me beer when I was a starving college kid sick of Ramen and Taco Bell.

>>24451874
>Only with her
That's so romantic

>>24454493
Few times they have.

Humblebrag: threesome with gf and her friend
Humbleshame: just drunk enough that I couldn't stay hard

Luckily for me I'm good with my tongue, and woke up the next morning with two naked girls and a boner that could break a door down

>>24455271
He still cummed even though he was drunk passed out? did he remember this? have u been close to doing it again?

>>24455569
thats awesome. Have u sisters ever found out? Do the guys tell you who's better? or that you do things that your sisters won't do?

>>24451692
Lol good job.

The first time I ever ate a pussy the girl shot a wad of thick fluid onto my chin. I liked it. Catholic school girls fetish since.

I borderline raped a girl with a rape fantasy because we never agreed on a safeword,
She was screaming stop so loud the neighbors could hear, but she was loving it. We had a cigarette after
Once I was at a girls house who had been raped before and we were kissing and she kept saying "stopp" very softly and it was turning me on I didn't stop necking her and she didn't stop moaning stop, she was wet
She started blowing me, then turned her ass to me and said "fuck me"
I wasn't sure if she wanted that, so I didn't do it. She went into the shower and called the cops. I knew she was doing that so i bailed out the back window, but I realized I left my keys there
I talked her down and when the cops showed up she talked them out of anything and I left after
Why does someone moan "stopp" seductively and then blow you?
She says, I like to give the rapist what they want so then I can just get through the rape faster and call the police. Real smart strategy you cunt. If you had just looked me in the eyes and said "Anon, stop, I don't like this, this is rape" or something I would have
I told my friends about this and they all agreed she was kind of a cunt as I was not being overly agressive
I didn't ask her to blow me or put her ass in front of me or get wet, and she nearly tried to press rape charges

I got super wasted with my friend and his gf and a bunch of her friends, Its a long backstory with no real point, so I wont go into it, but we had access to this old car dealership turned bingo hall.

basically I talked everyone into getting naked by playing strip bingo and the if i won every girl had to suck me and if a girl won, the other girls had to eat her while i fucked her. talked one girl into shoving a handful of bingo balls in her pussy and pulling the out instead of calling them from the hopper. I started fucking one girl, who was hot (by this time friend and his gf left) and then the girl i was fucking said this pig she was with was a virgin and i should fuck her so i did while her friends were high fiving.

anyhow, I ended up fucking 4 of the girls and came inside the virgin and on another girls face.

I fucked the human bingo hopper and evidently we thought it would be fun and feel good if i fucked her with a couple balls in her. One got jammed in there pretty good and she had to go to the hospital to have it removed.

She also got a nasty infection because -shocker- it was filthy.

I got hpv from this

>>24457056
This is why you avoid crazy bitches with rape fantasies.

>>24455769
No they never have found out. They tell me I am. But I think they just say that since I've let them do anything to me. Yea I do more than they do.

>>24457056
Well then what a sick slut