ITT: We post a picture of ourselves, and other Anons respond

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this will be fun.

>>24448439
I would sodomize you with a rusty shovel

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here we go

>>24448472
I'd lick your pussy till you was sloppy. Then fuck your asshole till I shot my hot creamy load inside. Then let it dribble out into a cup and feed it to you.

>>24448472
I'd hold your hand.

>>24448472
Kiss you deeply. Shove my tongue in mouth and entwine your tongue with mine. I would reach down and Spider-Man grip your pussy till you came

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>>24448472
Hold hands while you sit on my face
>>24448491
Drink and chill
>>24448439
Punch you in the dick

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>>24448472
Fuck

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>>24448472
Wanna hang with you

>>24448472
Would pursue a romantic relationship with/10

>>24448530
>>24448504
switched to my laptop so ID changed, but yes lets date hi hello
>>24448502
i do love a good face to sit on

>>24448472
>>24448538
I would tie both of you together in 69 position. Then, on one side then the other, switch between fucking your ass, pussy, and mouth while you eat each other out. Then we'd cuddle afterward.

>>24448538
Cun all over those freckles then use my cum to connect the freckles. Then scoop all the cum from you face in your mouth then kiss you while my cun is still in your mouth.

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Pretty curious desu

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NO IM NOT A CAT..

>>24448997

I want to cover your naked body in peanut butter and lick it off till my peanut allergy kills me.

>>24448439
nothing just ignore you
>>24448472
netflix and chill if you know what I mean!
>>24448502
drink Gatorade
>>24448504
hit you with that mug
>>24448508
nothing
>>24448509
nothing
>>24448538
nothing
>>24448987
strength wars (I do calisthenics)
push yo into that lake and drink a beer
>>24448997
feed you with tuna

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>>24449059
lol photo here

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>>24448439
Nibble on your chest
>>24448472
Lick feet
>>24448491
Watch a romantic movie and red wine
>>24448502
Blowjob
>>24448508
Back massage
>>24448538
Bake a lewd cake with
>>24448996
Wrestle with and lose
>>24448997
Marry

>>24449061
Romantic dinner. You pay obv and then we fuck

>>24449087
Wrestle with me and lose. Hahahha tnx! I love it

>>24449089
romantic with wine so you can pretend that you was drunk at the next day

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>>24448439
Poop back and forth
>>24448472
Look deep into your eyes. And then say those words that every girl wants to hear from a man..."Tag, you're it!"
>>24448491
Would give prostate exam to. I hope you don't have cancer.
>>24448502
Roleplay. I'll be Rambo, you can be the police.
>>24448504
Wholesome conversation in the coffee shop of a Barnes and Noble

>>24449222
Work for you because you look like a younger version of my boss.

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This sounds fun :0
>>24449061
Id be your rope bunny :^)
>>24449222
You look like youre great at rough sex, so that

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My lewd levels are at an all time low give me some inspiration

>>24449061

https://youtu.be/Gx45nUETmIA

Memesthenics haha stick to the jungle gym buddy.

Wow, I'm not attractive enough to post here

>>24449253
Fuck and ravage to the point of utter exhaustion

>>24449253
You're probably the only person to ever think that. My Yelp reviews are not favorable.

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>>24449087
Throw sand at you
>>24449222
Steal your hat
>>24449253
I would let you peg me
>>24448997
Change your litter box and feed you canned food
>>24448538
Anal
>>24448502
Pee in your gatorade

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>>24448472
Make out while naked
>>24448538
Would let you sit on my face/10
>>24448997
Netflix and uptight if you catch mah drift
>>24449087
Necking in a car at a scenic overlook

>>24449269
Turn into my personal gimp everyone can be attractive under enough latex

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>>24448439
high five
>>24448472
snuggles
>>24448491
handshake
>>24448502
ruffle your hair
>>24448504
hug
>>24448508
smile in your general direction
>>24448509
kiss on cheek
>>24448538
play with ur hair
>>24448987
thumbs up from a distance
>>24448996
pinch your cheek
>>24448997
kiss on your nose
>>24449061
semi long hug
>>24449087
peck on the lips
>>24449222
sit next to on the train and be slightly touching because it is crowded
>>24449253
do sexual stuff to if i'm allowed and snuggle

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Hi

>>24449324
Brainwash corrupt devour repeat until you're nothing more then a mindless fleshtoy

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>>24449087
Ask you if you have any asian ancestry and than go into a conversation about family histories. Afterwards, make out and oral.
>>24449222
Chat amiably on AOL Messenger
>>24449253
Perfusely compliment how adorable your face is then marathon Downton Abbey while we mutually masturbate.
>>24449264
Go out to a bar and talk about some deep shit. Life and whatnot.
>>24449296
Reenact GTAV. You'll be Trevor.
>>24449308
Ask you where you do your clothes shopping because I feel like you dress well.

>>24449343
Sales rack at Kohl's man, sales rack at Kohl's

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>>24449339

>>24449352
Man, that's no different than what I currently do...

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>>24449087
A kiss

>>24449324
A hug

So today a girl said she regrets that we did lewd things once.
Idk why though

>>24449362
Would ask why there's a single empty bottle of tabasco sitting on your computer desk.

>>24449353
Exactly

>>24449362
i'd purposely call you by your "un-preferred pronouns"

>>24449362
I can't tell if you're a boy or a girl. Accordingly, keep you at arms length until sexual ambiguity is lifted. Probably chill, grab a sandwich, go for a hike.

>>24449343
2LEWD4ME

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>>24448538
I need more attention :D haha

>>24449377
Lube

>>24449399
Learn to contribute
Would beat as punishment

>>24449404
Oh no, poor me ;) haha

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>>24449399
a big slap in the ear

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>>24449399
Would find another person who´s into you and make you sit on my lap in front of them, then, while whispering in your ear, I would tell you to try and slowly grind on my d*ck without that person noticing.

>>24449417
yes i am edgy

>>24449417
would cum in hair

>>24449343
My left eye is smaller too. I like you.

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>>24449222
Would listen to music with and talk about life and women
>>24449087
Touch you all over in public places whenever I feel like nobody´s watching
>>24448987
would drink with
>>24448508
Would introduce you to a girl in order to get that girl´s friend´s number
>>24448491
Honestly have no clue, dude looks cool doe
>>24448472
Would ask you to blow me during a movie presentation in a medium-well-known cinema. Honestly probably everything

>>24449435
I see you're into outside sex? Lewd

>>24449443
Yeah, a lot. I Wish there were more girls who´d go with it, tho.

>>24449443
I just like that you said into outside

>>24448560
Seems like I'm the winner in that situation :3
>>24448587
As weird as it may sound, not the first time I've heard that one haha
>>24449296
Why? :P
>>24449308
I feel honoured
>>24449324
I want to snuggle too :o

>>24448538
Oh jesus not this again

>>24449264
I would tie you up in a basement and put all sorts of insects on you and laugh while you scream and shriek in disgust
Then i guess id let you go. Or i would have to kill you.

>>24449375
I would let you touch my tiddies and maybe suck on my nips

>>24449417
I would hold your hand while we lay on a blanket at a nice park

Damn i dont wana touch any of you really

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>>24448439
you tell me

>>24449473
You're a guy, right?

>>24449399
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>>24448472

hot piss on you all fags

>>24449253
my rope? is that a sexual thing? if is yes lets do that
and well I would have romantic & passionate sex with you
>>24449296
probably just pass by your side
>>24449308
talk about food as we smoke and drink a latte
>>24449324
hug you back and very and then very slowly bump my lips against yours as my arms warp your hips to then kiss you very slowly (LOL)
>>24449343
go to russia and buy some weapons
>>24449375
snowboring!

>>24449480
i am a female

>>24449492
Are you calling me boring?

>>24449499
O..okay.
I do want to touch tiddies (but it's lewd)

>>24449508
lol I mean snowboarding

>>24449533
Gahaha I wish.
I was just on a tall building in the hague

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>>24449483
Listen to you play guitar
>>24449399
Tie up for posting pic 2x
>>24449324
Go for a long drive down to the beach, listening to sick jams
>>24448472
Play with your hair

No lewdness today

>>24449553
Tie up and then what :P

>>24449553
Jokingly touch your ass infront of your girlfriend.

>>24449553
I'd talk with you about literature and art

>>24449558
No girlfriend for last 2 months
>>24449561
You treat me right
>>24449554
That's a surprise

>>24448439
cut ur fingers off and mail them to your mother with pictures of your decapitated body
>>24448472
would make you suck aforementioned anons pen0r on decapitated body
>>24448491
strap you to a table and slowly make cuts on your body before pouring salt in the wounds
>>24448502
make you eat your feces until you died
>>24448504
stuff your butt with rodents and sow it up until they died, rotted and then u died from infections
>>24448508
skin you alive and dance naked in your skin as you watched
>>24448509
cut off ur penis and make you suck/swallow it
>>24448538
hook up a car battery to your nipples that went off every time u blinked
>>24448987
anal rape you with a street cone
>>24448996
put you in a sarcophagas with starved street rats
>>24448997
chop off toes with wire cutters and make you walk across a thin plank over a pool of alligators
>>24449061
insert a tube connected to a car exhaust into your anus
>>24449087
surgically remove all limbs and leave you in a bear cage
>>24449222
scoop out eyes and make you walk through thorn bushes
>>24449253
throw u into a cobra pit so u can be bitten and die a slow painful death as neurotoxins shut down your nervous system
>>24449264
remove head but keep u alive to see dogs eat ur body
>>24449296
smash limbs with a sledgehammer
>>24449308
tie you down to a rock in the desert to let the animals prey on you alive
>>24449324
disembowl you and show you your insides
>>24449327
give a snickers bar
>>24449343
make you eat cardboard and newspapers until your stomach explodes
>>24449375
feed you your mothers flesh
>>24449417
cut your legs off and make fend off wild coyotes
>>24449418
acid castration
>>24449435
throw into a vat of boiling oil
>>24449477
gib hi5
>>24449483
tie u to a tree and use as target practice
>>24449553
use in an experiment to see if humans can survive 40 story drops
>>24449577
systematically dislocate every joint and leave you on train tracks

i didnt know what "lewd" meant but hope i did ok XD

>>24449409
You haven't had my beatings

>>24449573
I like surprises :O
Especially tied up surprises ;)
>>24449604
My poor nipples :(
>>24449610
What about them?

>>24449610
>that ID

An ID has never been so accurate

>>24449553
you should cuddle me too

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>>24449604
You're boring bs more creative

Anywho last post didn't inspire lewdity so I guess I'll try this once more

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>>24449324
Would also sit next to you on the train, and watch gory LiveLeak videos on my phone on max volume
>>24449604
L-Lewd!

>>24449646
You should cuddle me :3
And maybe some more ;) haha

>>24449435
I would absolutely do that for you. >>24449222
aww no I hate being it
>>24449061
>>24449059
let's do that yes

>>24449631
They're nothing sensual but who knows maybe youre a bigger masochist then I'd imagine
It would be fun to be challenged

>>24449655
>scrawny
>feminine
>iphone
>closet fag

Yeah, wonder why. You should try Grindr.

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(=

>>24449664
I like sensual :(

>>24449662
You seem to like cuddles a lot. This is good.

>>24449662
yesss I'm down

>>24449667
owwww mamamya go to beach to see u naked

>>24449671
How so? :P
Also, who doesn't like cuddles
>>24449672
What do we do then ;) haha

>>24449679
Because cuddles are awesome
And some people don't like cuddles or at least don't like them enough to be so upfront

>>24449667
>chicago
>that hair
just kill with fire

>>24449684
Well those people suck :3 Probably the same kind of people that doesn't like spankings. Haha

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>>24448538
Would let you squeeze my head with your thighs and grind against my tongue

>>24449483
Tie to a bed spread eagle and tease until death

>>24449253
create a well rendered image on your body exclusively with the use of hickies (Fuckign nice skin would be perfect)

>>24449694
I-I don't like spankings

>>24449253
>Id be your rope bunny :^)
Just search what is that omg sounds like a fun night to me

>>24449704
Not even giving? :(

>>24449708
I have no idea. Not sure I'd be too keen on that, desu. I also have never received but the idea doesn't seem appealing.

Cuddling though, cuddling is the shit

>>24449712
Don't you ever spank yourself? Or are you not a girl?

>>24449663
Knowing people like you exist just made my day a lot brighter.

>>24449734
Nah I'm a guy, and I don't spank myself. Wouldn't spanking yourself be nowhere near as good, considering you know exactly when it's going to happen?

>>24449739
I still like the stinging, the feeling afterwards haha
Never been spanked by a guy before :(

>>24449739
its still good anon

>>24449712
I do not remember typing desu. I could swear I typed "desu"
What the fuck has 4chan done to me

>>24449754
Ah, alright. Thanks.

>>24449751
You need to find a guy that's willing to do that. See if there's a kink group near you or something

>>24449671
do i? aww good, i like to cuddling!

>>24449762
its a filter

desu senpai

>>24449737
good, I'm glad!

>>24449762
Nah, I'm not a slut ;)

>>24449694
uh yeah i don't like spankings, but I'd let a guy spank me if that's what he wanted

>>24449646
Cuddling is best

>>24449679
good question girl. surprise me

>>24449775
Oh fuck I see now. I was worried for a moment there.

>>24449779
I don't think a kink club is sluttish at all. It's just a group, after all. A way to figure out something in your life or something.

>>24449767
To be honest I don't think I'd want to cuddle you. You don't look super cuddleable. At the same time, maybe, but I don't know. Might be a bad angle in >>24449667

>>24449790
Sounds sluttish to me :P
>>24449785
Nah, you surprise me :D haha
>>24449781
How do you not like them :(

>>24449792
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ if you think it's sluttish, then alright

>>24449777
Now if I had only met you somewhere else than an anonymous image board ;_;
>>24449573
Ah man, sucks to hear, ´lotta fish for you, tho, so don´t worry, dude.

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ok haha

>>24449804
well do you have a kik ?

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This sounds fun

>>24449813
Yah, just made one : FarritoBurrito

>>24449790
cuddlier?

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Might as well try this

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>>24449861
ahhh forgot pic

>>24449792
i think bc i got spanked alot when i was little )=

>>24449865
look older her

>>24449885
lol okay, one was at school one was after school. i guess school makes me feel and look older

>>24449845
wah it's not working

>>24449914
Oh woops, FaritoBurrito , accidently added an additional r

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I wouldn't do shit with ya goofers.
How can you even expect me to even think about stringing you guys up with a leather belt and jerk/flick you off till you come, just before you die of asphyxiation, then cuddle your half-dead body back to life, if we haven't even given each other a proper drooling lip-gnawing yet.

>>24449865
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As the other person said, you do look older here. Also, I don't really think the makeup works too well. Just being honest.

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make me regret this

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>>24450025
)=
no glasses and no makeup

>>24450061
This is way better imo

>>24450029
Would pee in your hat and tell you I spilled ammonia on it.

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I'll post what I'll do super soon

Imma bump this cause it's a fun thread

any girls post with a timestamp, i'll write something nice and detailed and lewd

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Eh what the hell, I've commented enough without posting myself. Here goes nothing

>>24449940
Would repeatedly call Jack Black just to annoy you.

>>24450061
Nut in butt while pulling hair t b h

>>24449824
Lots of groping and nibbling to make you moan.

Also I don't know if anybody's ever told you this but you look like iDubbz fucked Neil Cicierega and it's kinda cute desu

>>24450355
>not sure if actual newfag or decent troll

>>24450431
I'm neither, actually. I'm more of a lurker nowadays but I used to be quite active. Not necessarily on /soc/ but elsewhere.

>>24450029
make you mentally relive all of your daddy issues

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>>24450448
i'd find whoever photoshopped you face too small and beat them within an inch of their life

>>24450438
Timestamp

>>24450550
If I see one more sideways picture I will shit

>>24450554
Whoops

>>24450554
You seem triggered.

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>>24448439

Long day of hauling at uh...Uhaul.

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Shenanigans

>>24450118

Oh you nasty fuck, I totally....undo that top button to stop you from choking to death.

>>24450061

Oh fuck yes, I would roughly pick you up and....take you to the store to get some make up and then to the firing range because you're grouping is horrible.

Did you not wear your glasses on that day either?

>>24450029

I would get several magnets of different weights and see how much weight your bull and nostril piercings could bear before tearing off your face.

>>24449824

Hmm, it's a toss up between taking you to Hogwarts or strangling you to death because you're so god damn adorable.

>>24449810

You're would be the perfect student...to teach how to take a good photo at a proper angle without resorting to cranking the contrast and using different filters.

>>24449059
>feed you with tuna

BOI

>>24450442
you wouldn't

>>24450585
i thought this was lewdest things, not most deranged. i think i posted in the wrong thread

>>24450569
Where ya neck at?

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I'm going to regret this

>>24450596
Hidden by neck fat and massive shoulders

>>24450632
White kid cudi/10

>>24450569
This man has no neck. Prove me wrong.

>>24450660
Sorry about the delts

>>24450595

If I honestly told each grill the lewdest things I would do them it would get really boring really quickly.

>Hate fuck; stand response.

>Rape you; that's a given.

>Fuck your mouth; also a given.

>Make you call me Daddy; yet another given.

>Dominate and/or mind fuck you until you were literally damaged good for the rest of your life.

See what I mean, that's all boring typical shit.

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uh

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>>24450543
Sure, why not

>>24450671
you can get creative. make it lewd AND deranged.

>>24450757

Wait, what?

If I make it any more lewd and deranged then you would just end up as lampshade after countless hours of sexual torture.

>>24450781
i guess that works. Also i'd like to tie you up and shove different size toys up your ass until you like. bleeding and crying would not only a plus, but mandatory. i'd flip you over and ride you while i drive razor blades up and down your torso, caressing your open wounds with sex juices. id like to bite your next until you bleed, popping your blood vessels and drinking your blood like some fucked up vampire. i want your last moments of life to be spent inside me. i want to look into your eyes as the life leaves them and your forced erection becomes flaccid inside me

then i go home and watch tv i guess

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>>24450813

So do I pay for your plane ticket to Arizona or do I have to come out to you?

Also, what TV show would you watch?

>>24450850
i dunno, currently watching game of thrones, once upon a time, and animu. and if you're ever in NoCo hit me up to turn me into a lampshade bb

>>24450602
would play some vidya with you >>24450569
Would storm a castle with you >>24450554
S-sorry anon

>>24450871

Na, you're too cute to be a lamp shade.

But I would make you regret even offering to let me hit you up; in the most horrible, twisted, unimaginable ways possible.

The last words you would ever hear would be:

"Remember, you asked for this."

The last thing you would ever feel is a sweet and tender kiss on the lips.

Then I would raid your fridge, wait for your body to get ice cold then fuck all three of your lifeless holes for another few hours.

Then I would go watch some TV; with your body to snuggle with, of course.

Actually, I'm more of a movie guy really something on Netflix.

>>24449466
I think it's safe to say we'd all be winners ;)

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I want to tie all of you to the radiator and grape you in the mouth.

>>24449865
I'd wash your fucking face learn how2makeup christ

>>24449667
fuck off bella thorne

>>24450943
"SHE WAS WEARING PURPLE"

>>24450907
That sounds nice, at least i get cuddled in the end

Also

>three holes
:^)

>>24450995

I didn't fucking ask for you opinion; also, it would be nice because I would have to put up with your cute 'I can hang with the big boys' bullshit.

And three holes is the Trifecta, duh.

<3

>>24451029
Unless youre shoving things down my urethra that might not go exactly as planned dude. Dont think i gotta spell it out for you any more than that

>>24451049

Nothing wrong with sounding.

>>24451049
Three holes: vagina, anus, mouth.

>>24451063
Omg i have a dick dude thats what im saying, geez

>>24451075

Haha, he went full-retard.

Are you even a homo?

>>24451079
I only like guys, ja

>>24451079
I did indeed go full retard. To be fair, he looks female here >>24450029

>>24451082

But you're so cute, god dammit.

I'm straight but I could make it work since you're funny and kawaii.

Ever been with a grill/woman at all?

How old are you?

>>24451087
Thats the point, my dude. Called a trap for a reason, kek

>>24451087

Oh no, I was fooled too until he said said the urethra thing.

The sad part is, I would still do those horrible things to him that I described.

And I'm straight.

Well, now I don't know anymore, haha.

>>24451089
22, and yes, ive been with girls before, didnt care for it that much. Im far more attracted to masculinity and dicks, and im also purely a sub, so even if i did get with a chick theyd have to be a dom

>>24451095
I mean, im on horomones and live as a girl despite my dick, so... close enough maybe?

>>24451100

I'm 31 and I hate the term 'Dom' because every asshole in the world who has ever told the person they're fucking to do something thinks that makes them a 'Dom'.

Actions speak louder than words; the more they 're 'Doms' the less likely they actually are.

Anyways I've fucked over 65 different grillz and at this point in my life, even the hot ones and/or slutty ones don't interest me anymore.

Maybe it's a mid-life crisis or maybe it's time to find myself a nice cute trap to actually you know, enjoy life and have FUN with.

Who knows anymore.

>>24451120
Well dude i hope you find what youre looming for, trap or not. Also, you look pretty good for 31, assumed you were much younger. Anyways im heading out, night lampshade guy

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hhheeellloooooo

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let's get dangerous

>>24451171
would you say that we're entering a "danger zone"?

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>>24451275
>someone enters my danger zone
>mfw

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>>24451143

You too, Trap-grill.

"Tiger, on the prowl."

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It's probably already been done, honestly.

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had to google what lewd means. almost no girls here, I guess it would get too filthy
I'll try

>>24452496
dominate you with a garden gnome
>>24451175
go to the semen bank and impregnate you with the semen samples
>>24451171
hold you naked over a piranha tank, girls watching
>>24451091
youve got to run around in the city with a paper bag on your head

>>24450694
Fuck your mouth.

>>24448504
>>24449417
would gag on both of your cocks, at the same time if possible

>>24452910
that would be great

>>24452603
I would hide your computerband keyboard so you cant make posts anymore

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No girls here...

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I'm curious.

>>24450755
Oh wow
Protip: lurk moar and dont post your actual face here

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Fire away.

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ladies, one at a time.

>>24453577
Shove your nose up my asshole and fart

>>24453577

Make America great again.

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>>24453596
I like you

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>>24453622
>>>24450029
>Fuck with a candy wrapper
>>>24449865
>Dutch oven
>>>24449810
>Play with your ass
>>>24449399
>Swerve
>>>24449324
>Spank
>>>24449253
>Tie you up and rp that you're underage
>>>24449087
>>>24448997
>one night stand
>>>24448472
>Play with uv-reative paint while tripping
.

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Take my hand and together we will remove kebab

>>24453063
im gay btw

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Total /soc/ newb here, also on the toilet.

>>24454171
I would hold hands with you and watch a movie at the same time.

>>24453577
>>24453605
>>24453623
Where did you get all these photos of sexy men??
This is cruel
You can all do whatever you want to me. Whenever.

>>24448997
You're so fucking hot I'd do some deviant shit to you. Like kiss you on those cute ass lips. Nigga foreal you are pretty as fuck. Love your eyes and eye makeup. You kinda remind me of marina from marina and the diamonds

>>24454171
I'd make you throat fuck me until you were red in the face and gagging.

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I can fuck with this.

>>24448472
I would grab your chin while you're going down on me.

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wish i had a better pic but I don't

>>24454500
Sweet

>>24448502
Infect you with HIV

>>24457250
Now that is erotic.

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sure

>>24457347

tie your wrists to the bed frame. rip your clothes off of you and fuck you from behind until you're begging for me to fill you with my cum.

more pictures please?

>>24457358
Terrible shop

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what a world we live in

>>24457347
>>24457304
fucc
>>24457358
>>24457374
Place back in fish bowl

>>24450029
thread mvp <3

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>>24457347
Would meet up with you and a bunch of other friends for a movie night, cover me and you in a blanket while sitting on the couch and secretly please you with my hands, trying not to get busted.

>>24449264
Can you post more pics of yourself? Maybe a shirtless one?

>>24457347
I would fuck you till your soul bled, I would chain you to my bed and fuck you for days intent on breeding you to create superior children. I would make you beg for my cum for nourishment.

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hm

>>24459790
>>24459510
Timestamps from either of you?

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>>24459814
no pictures of me with a time stamp but heres another pic, i could give you my ig if that suited you?

>>24459826
How do I know that's really you then?

>>24459833
im literally offering to give you my ig which i have multiple pictures of myself

>>24459838
I could give the IG of a girl I know too.

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posted this pic to fuck all over the board, but this thread seems genuinely intriguing.

>>24459853
you can message me on ig and ill still say its me, just forget it if you're going to be a pretentious cuck

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>>24454171
Nude housewife
>>24449324
I want you to choke me out
>>24457347
What's your safeword?
>>24459826
watch movies and cuddle on a rainy day

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Especially love being dominated

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>>24448439
Curiouser and curiouser.

>>24459649
Holy fuck you're like a cute puppy or something. Would cuddlefuck into oblivian.

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>>24461529

>>24449399
where are you from?

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>>24457347
>>24459826
>>24461548
>>24461529
Bdsm and chill

>>24461580
You a top or a bottom?

>>24461580
Would beg for a spanking
And to play with your hair :P

>>24459856
Have you piss in me punch me and humiliate me for my small cock

>>24454230
Give you a blumpkin

>>24461595
Bottom normally, but you're an exception for me to want to top ;D
>>24461597
Yespls

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>>24461580
Would donate $3 to go towards cutting your hair.
>>24461548
Would both dress up very nice and take you to shitty chain restaurants like Chili's to show off how hot we are.
Then dom you in bed.
>>24461529
Hint of glasses. Anime and dom.

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>>24461619
Wouldn't ask to be tied up,because I know you'd do it anyways

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>>24448439
I would steal your eyes

>>24449253
Nice girl, probably you tried to steal some green eyes, look at your left eye

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>>24448439

Well I don't usually do lewd but I'll give it a whirl.

>>24448439
I'll munch your bush while you suck the cream from my crop
>>24448472
Lets be like mario and peach, I'll supply the mushroom
>>24448502
Lick my perenium while I jizz in your hair, it'll straighten it out
>>24448504
You wanna meet Austin Penis? Unzip my pants.
>>24448509
Nice five o' clock shadow, want a 6 o'clock milk-stache?
>>24448538
You kinda look like a soccer mom. You be golie, I'll penetrate your defense.
>>24448987
Why don't you bench press me? We'll use my dick and your mouth as a fulcrum.
>>24448996
Wanna go fishin'?
>>24449253
Can I interest you in dinner and a movie, or do I need to resort to throwing my pussy(cat) at you until the cute makes you vulnerable?
>>24449327
You look innocent. I'll fix that with a gay-cream-pie.
>>24449343
You look like just the kind of guy I want to fuck in the bushes at the public park.
>>24449477
You kind of remind me of my cousin, I bet your a noisy bottom too.
>>24449655
Wanna chill with some beer and video games? We can set the camera up in the corner and I'll film each inch of black dildo going in your hogtied ass.
>>24450029
I wanna shave your head so you look like my penis while we fuck.
>>24450355
Two fist fulls of hair and a gay rodeo. Wanna know more?
>>24450694
Fist or dick?
>>24453087
Feigning innocence cannot stop me from wrecking your ass until either I'm chaffed or your bleeding.
>>24453605
Jesus fucking christ you look like my cousin. We were fucking cousins. Get it?
>>24453623
I might look like a chiwawa on your back but you'll still moan like a bitch once your chained up.
>>24457304
I can outslut you, whore. Let me prove it plis.
>>24457347
I like your hair. Birth my babies.
>>24459856
You look like the sort to hang back and let it all happen, so why don't you?
>>24462885
I'll go down on you like a face hugger on Sigourney Weaver. Do not underestimate my jumping abilities.

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Get nasssty. Make my day.

>>24464066
shit in your hat and make you wear it, not because I dislike trump, just because I want to.

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Right after getting home from hospital after motorcycle accident. I dont take good pics and im at work.

>>24464073

Kinky.

>>24449604
You type like a retard, are you 12?

>>24449824
I'd eat your asshole until you beg for release and then finger you to orgasm.

>>24448439
I'd fuck you from behind while choking you until you're on the verge of passing out.

>>24464066
Go vote with you, marry you, become your provider while you bear me strong sons, and then grow old with you in Maine.

Is that dirty enough?