Craigslist thread. Anyone use it? Have an ad up? Respond to

>>24446795
Yeah, the old gay dude to normal horny person just looking to get laid ratio is extremely fucking skewed. They reply to fucking any ad, in any section. That being said Ive had two old gay guys suck me off in the last two months, lol.

I used craistlist when I was 18 and I met a couple of people. My experiences weren't terrible, but I kinda regret doing what I did and not using protection.

I'm 21 now and I'm a trans woman. I recently put up another ad so I could meet other trans people, but I haven't had any luck. I kind of resent how cl draws old dudes in like moths to a flame.

>>24446802
Yup, its a bummer

I think the thing that sucks the most is the absurd amount of people who dirty talk with you until you want to get together, then they flake out and wont meet. Dont go on there if youre not looking to actually do something, imo.

I'm trying to get something set up with this bi curious dude(bi curious also) don't have my hopes up though. What is the alternative to find non fucked up gay dudes and traps/trannies?

Every single time I try with CL, it never works, for women anyway. 99% of women for men are bots. If you post looking for women, you get ass blasted by bots. Now men for men on the other hand is pretty spicy.

Tried it once, the guy pretty much raped me. So there's that.

>>24447038
Are you a female? Ive been with 6 women and they have all went very well, besides one.

>>24447027
Yeah, the 'women' putting up ads are never women. Putting up an ad of your own is the only way to get an actual female responding. Even then 90% of the responses to your ad will be people looking for your info.

>>24447038
I'm afraid of that shit. It's one of the reason I try to find younger dudes who are small.

>>24447005
Isnt grindr a thing? I dont know about it.

>>24447045
Yeah I am.
>>24447046
There are a lot of creeps. I was young and dumb, would never let it go down the way it did again.

>>24447050
I have one but I'm not having luck on it. I told this dude I'd be down to meet him but I was nervous. I took to long to respond and I guess he get pissed and then I told him I'd show and I ended up getting stood up. I didn't want to head to his house if he was a sketch.

>>24447055
I'm 26 but never have done this kinda stuff, is there any advice or tell tale signs I should look out for?

>>24447062
I guess with my experience I should have bailed when he asked for more than what was advertised. He wanted a bj and I said I was willing, but then tried to negotiate doing more. I said no, he said just the bj was fine, but then he pushed for more again when we met up.

My other mistake was going into his car to do it. He was in control. He took me somewhere where I couldn't get away. I'm not saying invite the guy over because that's not smart either, but rent a hotel room or something so you aren't just trapped and at the guy's mercy.

>>24447077
Dang, sorry bro. Thanks for sharing though. I almost thought about hosting but I live with other people and my brothers got weapons and I don't want any anon to check that shit out.

I pretty much relied on craigslist a lot....for years. I never really had any bad experiences desu. I always pick the guys that would do "email tags" as long it would take but the quality of guys degrade after Grindr/Hookups apps became popular.

>>24446767

I like to do social experiments on cl. I'll post basically the same ad, one m4w and the other w4w. I'll get a ton of replies from girls and catfishers with the w4w ad and maybe 1-3 real flaky girls replying to the m4w one. So I know there are girls looking for the same stuff. It just seems they only want that stuff with other girls.

>>24447089
I havent had any bad meetings either. I cant use tinder because Im married, only thing Im looking to do is eat pussy anyway, not fuck. CL has been pretty decent taking care of that for me.

>>24447124
>>24447119
I would expect that all the girls would have been troglodytes and/or fake and haven't even attempted to look for em.

>>24447146
One woman is the best looking woman Ive ever been with, the one that Ive been seeing recently is a slim short mexican milf, and the rest have been average. Only one was not attractive, and she was one of the funnest ones to go down on, was a great time for me.

>>24447154
Shit my friend, how did you go about it? Did you post a picture of your face or cock? Genuinely interested.

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>>24447146

This is one of the girls who replied to my ad entitled "Daddy issues?" Not the best looking girl, but nlt a complete troll, and she was a lot of fun

Anyone actually find an actual prositute on cl? and did they find it worth their time? Hook ups for me are literally non-existent, since my social skills suck dick and im a pretty fat guy.

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>>24447157
No, I didnt post pictures. All I put up was an ad looking to eat pussy without getting anything in return, the woman sent me this pic and I thought it was bullshit, but it was the real deal when I went to her place.

>>24447077
ouch, sorry to hear that, that's rough. fucking makes it worse for everyone else too.

what state??

>>24447169
Hot fucking shit. I'm fucked cause I'd want a blow job in return.

>>24447174
Yeah, Im fine with just eating pussy though. I love it, fucking love it in fact. The girl Im with now has transitioned to sitting on my face jacking me off while she grinds my face. Its awesome for me.

>>24446767
Yeah a bird wanked me off and I shot all over her carpet/floor. She was so angry and I couldn't stop laughing. I just said you shouldn't have dodged my cum shot. She went to go get some stain removal stuff and let her dog in by accident and it licked up all my cum. Safe to say I started laughing even more hysterically and she was raging.

>>24447184
Are you not worried about STDs? or do you trust that whole "IM DDF YOU BE TOO" sham?

>>24447184
I'm glad you have found your niche my friend. I'm gonna have a girl sit on my face tomorrow night but that shit was from tinder of all places. I had all but given up hope with that. Match with a chick and said fuck it. She gave me her number then I got newds and we sexted. I lied about getting off though cause I was waiting to see if that bi curious guy would host tonight. >>24447188
You did the right thing I would have died.

>>24447166
Yeah. Ive had quite a few respond to ads of mine, only fucked one, was 150, spent a couple hours together. Not sure if it was worth it, but it was interesting.

>>24447194
Im only giving oral, not having sex, so there is a chance but its not as horrible overall. And most of the people on there are normal, mostly housewives whose husbands/bf's give shitty oral. So thats where I come in. Its not all meth heads and druggies.

I've not had good luck with Craigslist. All the T4Ms near me are ghetto-as-fuck black chicks who are really only interested in money.

I've fucked 10 chicks, 5 transwomen, and 2 twink bottoms via Craigslist.

It is wading through a lot of old men offering to suck you off.

>>24447242
she ever offer to return the favor or fuck?

>>24447420
None yet. The one Im with now jerks me off while she sits on my face. The rest I never really pushed the issue, eating pussy is all Im looking for.

>>24447027
>>24447045

I've gotten two hook-ups by responding to ads put up by women (three if you count getting getting blown by a girl in a car while her boyfriend watches, but that's a different category). Happened to be back in San Diego during these. But yeah, most of those ads are just bots.

My first hook-up happened as a result of me posting in the m4w section while visiting Taiwan and my other two hook-ups were from posting in the LA men seeking women section.

Right now I'm chatting with a 30 year old widow. Over 100 emails exchanged lol. We keep trying to make plans but her brother in law is like on his deathbed.

Have had success on CL when posting ads that are outside the box in request. Got a nice DDD cup milf on the line now for one of my ads.

I also post outrageous missed connections ads with great results

No surprise that CL is older because it's old school. Use apps, Blendr is pretty good to find hookups for the younger crowd.

>>24446767
im a straight guy, (well maybe ill fug a trans)

most replies are from gays.

I replied to an ad from a trans looking for 420. She looked good in the pics and irl. She came over, we drank, smoked, and I got a wicked good slow hj. She didn't want me playing with anything but her tits tho.

anyone in the UK had any luck?

All i get is replies from fuckin spambots

>>24448757
Not from the UK, but I've tried with CL before and got the same results as you. So last night after reading this thread someone said they put ads for eating pussy and get real women. I did that and within an hour I had 2 real women message me. Now if you're looking for something else good luck

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Like 80% of my sex life is due to CL and it's gotten me some crazy shit.
>Old men paying me to blow me. One is a regular
>Milf cuck couple that I've been with for 2 years
>A girl that likes to have phone sex with an impreg fetish

>>24448309
Just my opinion, but being straight is kinda becoming the dinosaur in the room, it's 2016. I think I'm say 20 years almost everyone is going to be bi if anything. Not saying that you will end up marrying a guy, but just to get off.

>>24446767
I use it and am very successful since I have no expectations for these things.

>Any scary/interesting stories?
Yes

>reply to a guy seeking a bottom
>says he'll pay me money if I can handle his ass ripping cock
>just say I'll do it for free as long as he has lube
>agrees and gives me his address and tells me to wear panties and stockings
>only have panties so I head over there with just those
>the moment he lets me in three other guys come out with guns screaming "LAPD get your hands up and get on your knees"
>they start asking me questions about random stuff like if I do drugs and do I ask for money for sex

It turned out to be a roleplay scene in the end but they definitely scared the fuck out of my that I was really tight when they started to fuck me.

>>24449116
>dinosaur in the room
I dont think you know what that means

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>put out ad
>can't tell which responses are bots and which ones are real

My local craigslist is now

>prostitutes wanting roses
>gay dudes
>young girls looking for sugar daddies or literally just asking them to buy a certain thing and 'we will see what happens'
>gay dudes pretending to be women
>spambots
>gay dudes

Also, someone posted that there's some sort of local group of Christian, bored, housewives that flag ads on w4m.

My OkCupid is full of girls that outweigh me by 200lbs and most of the them have standards that models don't have.

I don't really understand how people get laid from the internet anymore. I see why so many young guys fucking snap about once a month. Fuck it all to hell.

>>24449445
>>Also, someone posted that there's some sort of local group of Christian, bored, housewives that flag ads on w4m.

I think they even go as far to reply and say they are coming over.

I've tried using it to solicit men willing to pay me for sex
the ads kepts getting reported and removed so I gave up

>>24449457
Try backpage.

>>24449457
Stop making it so obvious you want monetary gain.

>>24449337
Sure I do. It means the old fashioned "I'm straight attitude" is an antiquated notion in this digital age. More girls are going with girls, so sit in your place night after night alone or step outside your comfort zone and at least get off with a friend. It's good interaction at the very least, so when you do finally meet a grill, at least you aren't super virginy around her.

>>24449487
I don't I say shit like "favors"

>>24449428
Anyone who says "my email is this message me" is fake. If it's not exactly what you ask for Iran probably fake. When I found real women, they don't type more than like 1 or 2 quick sentences to start. So anything that doesn't seem super simple and to the point is probably fake.

>>24449510

yeah it's my first time trying something like this so I wasn't sure. that means all of the replies were bots then.

I have been using it a lot recently with no success. Its just criminals and bots.

>>24449518
What kind of ad did you post? Idk why but some anon in here is right, if you're by looking to eat pussy, it's way easier to find a woman. Still get bots too though.

I've had a degree of success with it. Over this year I've had one middle aged-old dude answer my add looking for cock to suck. He'd roll into town every couple of weeks for woek and I'd swing by and make him cum. Shit was good up until about a month or so ago where he was in town, but with his wife and unable to enjoy me.

since then I've had no word, I'm concerned his either gotten bored of me or got caught and now am back posting and deleting the robot replies

>>24448239
Theres women that have pulled that same shit on me too. They email endlessly and every time a meeting is on board, something happens. Theres just people out there who like the dirty talk, they have no desire at all to actually meet. I give up after a week.

>>24449491
You've been on 4chan way too fucking long if you honestly believe that garbage

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>>24449793

like I said this is my first time trying something like this so I just put down that I'd be up for pretty much anything within reason. I did mention I'm a virgin too though, so that might drive people away now that I think about it, unless someone with some weird virgin fetish happens to see it.

>>24448763
Did you meet either one of them?

>>24449898
"weird virgin fetish' You mean every human being alive? Saying youre a virgin would normally get you all the ass you could eat, but on craigslist it comes across as very dishonest, its in a ton of spammer ads to try to get dudes to bite.

if you're even a mildly attractive girl you can make tons of money from craigslist without fucking anyone. i made 4 thousand in September and the worst i had to do was suck a few dicks and sit on some fat guys faces.

>>24449922
>all I had to do was being a literal whore

Hmmm

>>24449913

yeah, I don't know what I'd have to do to make myself stand out

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I sometimes like to post m4m ads because the responses turn me. But who doesn't love older men wanting to dick punch your fart box?

>>24449968
Ive gotten a metric ton of responses of guys wanting me to fuck them, or them wanting to suck me off, but never gotten a guy wanting to fuck me. They are all looking to receive.

>>24449985
Well clearly you either aren't wording your ads correctly or you look too much like a top,

>>24450086
Nope. Guys will respond to every single ad you put up. In any section. I put up exclusively pussy eating ads with nothing wanted in return in the men looking for women section, with no picture up, and half the responses I get are guys looking to suck dick. Answering pussy eating ads. Its just what they do, answer every fucking ad looking to suck dick. And Ive gotten my dick sucked a couple times cause of it, lol.

>>24449899
Currently emailing them actually. Should anything happen soon I'll keep the thread updated.

>>24450185
Right on, good luck. Im praying my girl can come up tonight, but her damned boyfriend keeps wanting to stay at her place. Fuckin cockblocker, lol.

>>24450147
>Answering pussy eating ads.
That annoys the shit out of me. I even put in mine, because I post those too:

>P.S. I am not looking for a man in any capacity, please don't contact me if you're a dude.

Without fail, at least one will reply. I know he's probably not reading shit, but still.

Straight obese guy here with zero social skills. The furthest I've gone with a girl is kissing and a handie.

About a year ago I gave Craigslist a whirl and I've been getting BJs about once a week from gay guys. Lots of old men but I don't give a fuck, it's not like I'm into them. They always stay clothed and I look at porn.

>>24450247
I live in Utah so it seems even worse. So many closeted gay dudes here, its such a stigma here still, they take everything they can get.

>>24450260
I finally had a decent looking younger dude ask, I plan on getting as much out of him as I can, he likes sucking dick and taking facials, Im all over that shit.

Just posted om my local craigslist only got three and one was in his 50s
http://cornwall.craigslist.ca/cas/5826823446.html

>>24450339

Are you straight? If so then why does it matter to you what they look like?

>>24450385
For all the obvious reasons. Its a lot easier to relax around someone younger and more feminine than some old angry looking dude with facial hair.

>>24448260
Do you live in a big city?

>>24450412
Use to, and had crazy success. Now I live in a small ass city with moderate success. There is a big university close by I've yet to try to crack into. Posts outside the box requests I've found get the most responses.

I first got into Craigslist when I was 18. Now 20 and I've had over 40 or 50 different encounters. I'm pretty much a male slut.

I've had sex in an evenly split gender ratio. Women are rare, and I've only been with chubs, older women, or cuck couples. I'm not into trans because no offense, most in my area are ghetto black dudes. I don't receive from guys, I'm always on top, and the only way I'll give them anal is that the condom stays on until the finish in their mouth. You'd be surprised how many of these guys are loners just wanting to hand out their anal virginity.

My recommendation to find girls besides the obvious "get fit"? Post a flattering picture of yourself doing something interesting/outdoorsy, title needs to be to the point "casual sex hookup with girls, looking for fun personality", and then a nude shot of yourself. If they like your face and you have the patience to wade through tons of guys replying, you'll get at least two with a post.

I've flipped completely over to the straight spectrum though. Had a bit of a repulsive fuck that blew my bisexuality clean out of the water.

>>24449491
That's a whole lot of words just to admit being a flaming homosexual.

>>24450418
>Had a bit of a repulsive fuck that blew my bisexuality clean out of the water.

do tell...

>>24450461
Cuck couple. Short and stacked Latina with short hair and very small ass. She was in her 30s and fucking hot.

Her husband was in his 40s. Skinny fat white dude with a belly. My height at 5' 10", and was balding.

Deal was banging his wife, she is supposed to finish me off by swallowing.

We double penetrate the chick ass+vag. She orgasms, and the guy finishes on her face. So she was basically sitting on my dick in her ass, right? I flip her around and I fuck her for another five minutes while the husband rubs her back. I guess she's noticed he's getting bored because she tells me to sit back on their sofa chair. I take off the condom at this point, but instead, the husband wants to suck my dick. I'm pretty reluctant because he's seriously killing off my vibe, but I'm horny at the moment so whatever.

Let me describe to you this scene. It's not hot, it's fucking weird. This guy is sucking me off, seriously looking like he's enjoying himself with a dopey expression. I can see moles on his head up close and wrinkly patches in the middle of his scalp. He has a maybe three strand in a comb-over. His wife is directly behind us, rubbing his back, looking at him with cum still kind of on her face. It's so surreal how serious they have gotten.

THEN, the guy starts making a fucking weird ass groan that sounds like he's in pain. At this point, I coax his wife over and start making out with her hoping I'll be distracted enough to just bust and go. Dude is now grunting louder. I cum finally, repulsed by the entire scene, but when I do, he starts swallowing painfully slowly. Like I've finished at this point for a minute and I still feel his throat convulsing and he's making affirmative noises. Noises you make when you're like, yeah, I'll be there. "Mm-hmm." I don't mean like an "Mmmm good" but a "Mm-hmm, that's a good idea."

Dude had the brilliant idea of showing me my load no longer in his mouth, and doing a chuckle. I FUCKING DIED ON THE INSIDE.

>>24450604
>>24450461

Up to this very moment, here was my sexuality: I'm passionate about sex only with girls, I fuck dudes just to nut.

Something snapped. I don't know if it was just because he was fat and not my type, or the combination of fucking weird noises from him and the resolute look on his wife's face like "I understand what must be done."

Horrible. I will never have sex with a guy again. I don't give a shit if it's a threesome, I just can't deal with the memory.

>>24450619
>and the resolute look on his wife's face like "I understand what must be done."

hahah

>>24450631
Haha, yeah, sounds funny the way I wrote it. But that's the best description I could give you.

It definitely showed that he was more into sucking my dick than fucking his wife, but her face displayed the mature understanding of an ascetic accepting their place in the universe. Surreal...

>>24446767

Met a huge age-gap couple who were looking for a third; no homo.

She was 58, he was 30 and I was 21.

He said only rules were:

>No kissing
>No cumming inside her

Okay, no problem.

We're fucking her for about an hour, he cums and goes for a smoke while I keep fucking her.

She starts kissing me and tells me to cum in her pussy.

Alright, no problem.

>>24450811
Fuckin nice, lol.

>>24447171
Wisconsin.

I fucked a 19 yo ftm tranny once. Only craigslist win ive ever had. Id do him again too of i could remember his fucking phone number

Talk about boypussy.

>>24451160
Ive looked up a lot of the t4m ads. Almost all of them here are old ugly crossdressers. No proper traps.

>>24451191
Yep thats how it goes. I got lucky

I used CL a lot in my 20s since u can't meet anyone irl. 2 hookups and 3 relationships later, I finally ended up settling down five years ago with someone who actually cared about me.

I get a lot of shit and I wish our stories of how we met each other was more interesting rather than meeting someone off something as infamous as Craigslist

I was selling a laptop and all the replies were from Nigerian Businessmen.

>>24451206
Are you in the midwest? And was it recent? I have also hooked up with a 19 yo trans, but wouldn't let me in.... yet

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>live in small city
>post ad in m4w and m4mw sections
>actually manage to land with a couple of good matches, life's good
>have to move, end up in fuckmassive city
>figure that bigger city would mean better chances and more opportunities for meetups
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>can't land shit
>every match is either a bot, catfish, or some old men from m4m who figure that 'even though you're looking for X, I can do Y for you', and link you pics of their wrinkled asscheeks
>its not even apologetic, its just bad

The shit that gets me worst is the catfish posts, though. None of them check their stock photos to see if they're all over the internet, and when you reverse image search it and find a bunch of identical photos and call them on their bullshit they just get pissy.

Is it always this bad in most high populace areas?

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23/m/Port Townsend WA
Hello, I am a Master.
I'm looking for a new pet, someone in Washington I can meet up with IRL to "play" with the pet I have now(19/f). Everyone is welcome to message me but im looking for a female or transgirl(pre-op ok, tits are a Must even if they're Acups). She has to be well behaved like the one I have now or she'll be getting punished often c;
I'll be waiting! kik 1.am.the.master email [email protected]

Pic related(my current pet)..

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Posted as a virgin looking to lose his virginity. Ended up having sex with a woman that I later found out was a prostitute (after the fact), though I wasn't charged or propositioned for any money.
Pic related.

Got my first meeting next Friday. 40yo couple travelling to my city for business looking for a young white guy with a big fat dick. Just fucking her while she watches.

Think I could definitely perform, even if she's uglier than the photos, but worried about if they guy suddenly wants to try gay stuff.

>>24454907
Don't be surprised, it's perfectly normal for people to pick hobby that's in the same line as their job. But I hope you had rubber for that ride...

Nailed a tranny in San Diego from CL. She was passable and looked good. Great head, not a bad little ass either.

i met over 20 girls over a span of about 1-2 years ending a couple years ago when I was in college. I would meet girls in strictly platonic section or the relationship section that said they were just looking to hang out or had no mention of sex. We always would end up having sex.... some really exciting memories

>>24455388
Have you already told them youre not interested in the dude? There are a ton of cuck couples on CL, most likely he will be sitting in the corner sobbing and masturbating. Just make it clear to them youre not into cock.

Anyone got any advice for throwing up a pussy eating ad? Worth mentioning first time eating pussy in the post or just yolo it

>>24457559
I always make sure to say I dont need anything in return, and I say something along the line of I wont stop until they are satisfied. Has worked pretty well so far. As far as saying youve never done it, it might be a turn on for some women, might get an older one looking to teach you.

>>24446767
Can you post your pussy eating ad text?

>>24457599
Lol, I have like 5, but this one has worked a few times. YMMV

My wife is at work tonight, and I am in the mood to eat pussy for a while. I dont need or want anything in return, I just want to make someone feel good for a night, make it all about you and making sure you are completely satisfied. Im looking for tonight obviously, send me an email if you have any questions, I would love to hear from you.

>be 29 years old
>Post an ad for a naked house cleaner
>get a response from 31 year old bombshell milf
>Giant tits
>Petite as fuck

We fucked the 2nd time we met up, didnt make me wear a condom and let me cum on her face. Came inside her the next time while she wasn't on BC. Still seeing her, Never did get her to clean my fucking house though.

have fucked many girls from cl, no hookers. have a diary of everything, will dump if interest (will not post pics of the girls).

>>24457658
Ive got a couple questions, are you a good looking dude? Big or small city?

>Posted an ad with a picture of a dick that I stole from 4chan
>Pic kinda looked like my cock but way bigger
>Get a response from a couple 28m and 21F who wants to have a threesome with me, no homo
>Wife wants me to cum inside her so hubby can fuck her cum filled pussy
>Say yes no problem
>Meet a few days later
>She's more attractive than the pics she sent
>Blonde, 5'4 125 lbs, sexy
>We all chat for a bit
>"Then she says, when are we gonna do this?"
>We all head to the bedroom
>She starts sucking my cock while she takes her clothes off
>Fuck her doggy while she sucks her husbands dick
>I'm bigger than him, in better shape, more dominant in the sack
>Cum inside her
>She cleans my cock off with her mouth while he slams her puss filled with my cum
>He cums in her too
>She stands up, cum is gushing out of her
>I leave

Never hooked up with them again. She started texting me ALOT and some of the things she was saying made me a little uncomfortable. Didn't want to be a homewrecker.

>>24457670

yes. big city.

>>24457658
do dump

>>24457674
Dog, if they were doing threesomes with random dudes from CL, that home was already wrecked beyond repair. Should have kept on it.

>>24457681
Are you married? And if so did you mention it in your ad? Did you put your pic in the ad, or wait for a response to sent it?

>>24457698

i am not married. never put my pic in the ad. my ads are unique and attract the type of girls i like to fuck (intelligent, unique).

however, the days of craigslist seem to be dying. it used to be incredibly easy to pull hot girls from there, now they seem rarer. i guess it's because of dating sites get more and more popular? really a shame, there's nothing better than exchanging e-mails with some mysterious girl, meeting up, and getting into some crazy adventure.

Live near Syracuse, NY. Posted two ads, one for pussy eating and one looking for a milf to let me cum inside her.

Got about 50 bot replies, a dude looking to suck me off and a 34 yr who wants me to eat her out cause she got in a fight with her bf. Prolly gonna let the dude suck me tomorrow and I'm arranging things with the girl.

If things go through, thats a decent success rate.

>>24457698
I thought about that. Ironically I now live like right across the street from them. After I moved close by I hit them up and tried to get the wifey to come over and fuck me solo, but she didn't want to.

>>24457674
I use Craigslist only for mfm 3some now.

I'm just really into fuckingn a chick with another dude. Not sure why

>>24457748
Do you look for married couples, are are you and a buddy looking for single women?

>>24457707
Well, tinder is a lot more popular for just hooking up now right? I cant use that though, Im married. CL doesnt make me put a pic up so I can get away with it.

>>24457767

i really don't know. i don't like throwing my face up on an internet sex site, so i don't use tinder.

>>24457767
Look for couples in general. It's not any easyer though. A lot of gay guys and time waster in the couple section too

>>24457748
mfm threesomes are fucking rad dude

>>24457709
Thats about par for the course, for me anyway. I get almost all older, or way to masculine looking dudes sending me messages, but I had a soft looking half mexican dude message me this week, gonna go paint his face on Tuesday lunch. Trying to get this cute chubby 22 yo married girl to let me go down on her tomorrow when she gets back into town. Her husband refuses, so I get to take care of it.

>>24457781
I would bet money there is a gay dude looking in every single fuckin part of that site.

>>24457800
Problem for me is I have a small uncut cock. So when the see how big I am 50%of couples loose interest unless the husband wants to suck my dick. Which I'm not horney enough to let happen yet

>>24457802
Yeah it pisses me off so much. Even after I type in the ad I will not answer they still send an email

>>24453723
Disregard, I suck cocks.
>literally right after I post this, get a response from a 30 yr old asian girl
>figure its yet another bot
>ask for pic
>actually get a pic back for once
>shit, she's cute
>doesn't want to fuck right away, but is down for fooling around
>fine by me
>meet up at nearby parking lot, find her in her car
>hop in the back seat, we look around for a quiet spot to do our thing
>find a secluded looking area, she hops in the back too
>start groping each other, ask her what she wants
>she's really into getting her tits sucked on
>like, really into it
>pulls down her shirt, doesn't have a bra on
>they're cute little palm sized b-cups and her nipples are hard as shit
>suck on them for a bit, she's getting breathy
>pulls back for a second, pulls her pants off
>straddles my lap, tits now on either side of my face
>grab her ass while sucking, fingers brush her pussy
>she's soaked, and grinding against my pants
>fuck yeah, this is grea-
>all of a sudden she hops off
>what
>look over, find a fuckload of people walking our way
>oh
>god damn it.

Ended up having to cut it short because more guys kept getting a bit too close to the car, which sucked ass, but she's into doing more come later. Might have a new fuck buddy after all.

Posted a creampie ad a few days ago. got a response from this lady. What do?

Slightly worried she's a dirty meth head.

>>24457846
forgot pic.

>>24457846
>>24457856
Don't fuck ghosts, anon

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>>24457846
>>24457856
Goddammit!!!

>>24457864
I'd do it. She looks like she can take dick like a champ and fuck it you're gonna die anyway.

>>24457864
If it were me? Id fuck and cum inside her. At her place or on neutral ground only. Dont be telling her where you live. But yeah, fill that pussy up.

>>24457840
Theres an interesting amount of people like that though, just charged up sexually that like to fool around. There is so much shit and garbage to wade through on CL, but youll get diamonds eventually.

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>>24457879
>>24457880
Thats kinda what I was thinking. Thanks anons. Here's a closer up of her face.

>>24457887
Yeah, her best years are for sure behind her, but that doesnt mean her mouth isnt wet and her pussy isnt soft. Id make that happen with her no doubt.

>>24457887
Really its just a matter of caution. Go for it, but if at any point it gets sketchy and you think things might go a direction you don't really want it to go, bail.

>>24457880
I had a couple of really good results in the past, but you're right in that you have to deal with a bunch of bullshit to find them. Its like finding needles in a haystack.

I'm not certain yet if she's just the fool around type, so I'm going to see in the future if she's up for more or if she's the kind of gal who just wants to grope now and again. I have a good feeling about her, though.

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>Most of the m4m guys are gross
>Most of the tfm ads are gross
>All women are fake
>Thinking of making my own Craigslist ad
>Afraid somebody is going to fucking chop my dick off

How do you do it guys? I kinda wanna enter this world of anonymous casual sex with girl friendos, guy friendos, and trans friendos.

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>Posted another ad with a random cock pic I found on 4chan.
>Got a response from this milf
>been trying to hook up with her for a few weeks now
>She's got a family and a husband
>willing to let me cum inside her
>Hoping for a win soon
>But I've gotten pics which is pretty cool.

>>24457893
>>24457896

More excellent advice. She isn't a fat whale, which is really the only deal killer IMO.

If shit starts getting sketch i'll abort mission.

>>24457899
Honestly, just make your own ad and see who responds to it. That way you can sort of get a feel for who's legitimate and who's not.

As for dick chopping, just be careful when you go to meet up. Meet up somewhere public-ish first to make sure the person is legitimate.

>>24457899
You want guys to respond to you? Gonna happen no matter what ad you put up, gay dudes answer literally every ad Ive ever put up, including ones that say WANT TO EAT PUSSY in the title. Guys are easy.

Trans, well Ive only had one of those respond to me, and it was a female to male. Was cute but nothing ever came of it.

Women? Be good looking/big dick already and you have a shot of getting 1 in 100 of the responses you get to be a female. Decent odds really. If youre fat/small dick like myself? Pussy eating ads, hope you do a good job and she wants more. Thats where I am right now, feelsgoodman.

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>>24457921
>If youre fat/small dick like myself?

Kinda hefty.Like Chris Pratt before he got in shape. And my dick's alright from what I've been told.

>>24457945
You should be ok, youll get chicks into chubs and bears, but youll get a lot of chubby/fat girls responding, so lets hope youre into them.

Do you guys actually post face pics in your ads?

>>24458019
Im married so no. Fuck no. I will send a pic after I get a response though. There seems to be a ton of dudes that do though. If I was single I would.

>>24458019
yeah I don't post face pics. But I will send them after i get a response.

I'm single, but I live in a small area and would prefer to keep my craigslist debaucher somewhat discreet.

>>24458063

So you just post pictureless ads?

I'm 22m and want to suck a dick for the first time. Would it be safe for me to meet up with someone and try, as there's a small chance i might not like it and want to stop, and they might not let me

>>24458108
Just let them know that. Put an ad up saying 'looking to suck dick first time' and explain in the ad youre gonna pick and choose the dick you want based on pics sent to you. Youll get a million responses right away, I guarantee that.

>>24458095
Read some of my other posts, I don't always post pictureless ads. But alot of times I feel like if i can attract a woman with my words and ideas than it probably won't matter so much what my bod looks like, despite being a sexy motherfucker.

>>24458108
Ok dude, remember. If you tell a man, or a woman, to stop doing something sexually, and they don't let you. Thats rape, or sexual assault, and is illegal, and they can go to jail.

For the most part people aren't D-Bags, and will respect your boundaries. Not many dudes want to make someone keep blowing them who doesn't want to, thats not much of a turn on.

Just had someone message me to meet them out behind a local elementary school, so I googled their name and found theyve been arrested multiple times on fucking public lewdness and indecency charges. Fucking craigslist.

>>24458521
You gonna do it?

>>24458603
Fuck no, lol.

My CL is dead. It's filled with m4m, "bbw", and bots.

I've been replying to ads looking for a milf.
Finally found one, but she wants to do a cam show before we meet up.
How do you guys do it?

>>24458095
Not anon you replied to but I post all of my ads with no pictures. Have had a lot of success on CL

>>24459262
Exchange Skype and do it anon. That's actually a good idea. It's a safe way for you and her to see each other. Unless she is looking for a donation.

>>24459315
Yup she's asking for 45 bucks to do it.

I'm female and I responded to an older guy looking for a little mistress to meet up with him in his office while he works late. We get along but we almost got caught by his wife once.

>>24449922
Where are you. I need you on my face.

>>24458766
But, thats how all of them are. Ive responded to hundreds of what seemed to be real ads, only to be ignored or have them be bots. Ive only gotten meetings from people responding to my ads, and then its like 1 woman for every 30 men/bots. It takes a while, but the payoff is there.

>>24459652
what happened the first time you hung out? how was the sex?

Most ads posted by "women" are fake and easy to spot. They want you to pay for verification or cam shows. Do everyone else a favor and flag them.

Look for ads that reference or ask for information only a local would know. Most of the real ones don't post pics. The best luck I've had is by posting my own ad without a pic asking for them to mention something local. Just say what you're looking for and don't sound like a desperate fucking creep. Just say you're a professional and don't want to compromise your privacy. You'll get a lot of responses from spammers asking you to reply to their other email address. Don't do it, just delete them and wait for the real women to respond. Make sure they send you a pic so you don't waste your time on a hog, unless you're into that. Then you can send your pics and set up a meeting.

Most of the women I've hooked up with were 30 and older, but I got what I wanted and moved on with my life. They don't have high expectations like young cunts. Last night I banged a 40-year old at the park. She was decent looking, good kisser, nice fat tits, really tight pussy, and she even brought the protection. I might even hit it again. If you're looking for a relationship though, CL is not the place to go.

>>24459952
I warned him I was very shy. He also said he was into ddlg. I am too. I went in pretty nervous. After maybe 10 minutes of talking he managed to get me on my knees. Im very submissive. We didnt have sex until the second or third time we met. It wasnt bad. I mean not too comfortable bc office.

>>24459978
>I'm shy
>After maybe 10 minutes of talking he managed to get me on my knees

>>24459954
>If you're looking for a relationship though, CL is not the place to go.
True story.

I fucked the wife of a guy who was in my unit for about 8 months. We met via craigslist, turns out, so did they....

God damn I miss that Mexican pussy.

>>24459989
Im submissive but socially shy especially when meeting new people. What's so weird about that?

>>24459996
I don't find nothing weird about it, i also would be interested in someone like you the way you described your story and being submissive. Open to talk by chance? Have kik?

>be horny and curious from seeing sissy hypno
>reply to an ad
>sneak some of my GF's panties on and head over
>get to the guys place
>suck him off
>can't fit his shaft past the back of my throat
>he ask me to lay on my back and knock my head back
>scared I might suffocate so I ask him to put it in slowly
>he counts down sliding the tip slowly when he forces it all the way in
>I gagged and tried to push him off
>my saliva is flowing out of my nostrils and mouth
>he starts throat fucking me
>I can feel his cock in my esophagus
>body limps
>he finally takes it out and I'm gasping for air close to loosing my conscience
>then it goes right back down my throat and this time I just let it happen
>we used all of that slime as lube and lather my entire ass with it
>still have tons of slime collected in my mouth and he ask me to rub my cock with it
>planted my head on a pillow and stuck my ass up while he played with it
>thought was just positioning to eat my ass when all of a sudden he rams his cock in my ass
>I'm squirming in pain trying not to scream
>he's just going at my ass
>his cock was so hard it felt like a stick was in me hitting my
>at the end of it I was in so much pain I don't want to do it ever again

I have another date coming with a tranny and not sure I wanna go anymore. Anal sex is scary because the past few experiences were rough and no warm up either.

>>24460105
Well, if youre with a tranny, will you be giving or receiving?

>>24460030
Yeah I have kik but only if ur a qt

>>24460146
Damn it. You just replied to me in another thread. We've talked numerous times before too.

>>24460137
im a qt. kik: loverofallover

>>24459996
nothing wrong with that. its a good kink to have... did u swallow the first time?

>>24460159
I always swallow. What kind of good girl spits out the special vitamins daddy gives her?

>>24460137
>>24460164
I'm a qt and dom, kik me? Jdilla414

>>24460105
>loosing my conscience

kek

I've been fucking a hot, 41 year old, 5'2, 100 pound cougar with big tits for two years now.
If I wasn't such a flake I'd have fucked 29 women from CL now. Unfortunately I've only done 9.

>>24457903

Hot body. Did you fuck her yet? Also would love to see more pics.

>go on craigslist
>looking for someone to have a hotel room open for whoever
>find 18 yr old with a plump ass wanting to be spitroasted
>don't know anyone who is gay and would want to spitroast another guy with me
now my dick is sad

>>24460767
Was that one of those 'I have a motel room and I invited like 20 guys including you' things? Ive been invited to a few of those, never had the balls to go through with it though.

Currently in a relationship but I've been so bi-curious about sucking dick that I've replied to craigslist ads but don't reply to their responses because I feel guilty. Also im afraid that they will want to slip it in my ass which I DO NOT WANT. With that said I cant host these guys so how should I go about this? Go in their car? Public place like a bathroom? Go to their house?

>>24461342
Well, assuming you keep your pants on, they would have a hard time getting in your ass. Ive met people at their place, and have hosted people at mine. I always would rather go to someone elses place than have to host. Never done it in a car, but I dont think personally I would suggest it, cops dont look highly on public sex like that.

>>24461380
Was there ever a time when the other person wanted to do something against your will?

>>24461596
No, not at all. Ive had only good meetings so far with the 10 or so people Ive met.

Why is it so rare for these craigslist ads to use snapchat or Kik? Those are perfect for these kinds of things yet everyone wants to give out their phone number.

>>24462715
Ive never given my number out to someone from CL. It seems that any time they want a number its a bot or some such.

>Ad title : "oraL sex___oraL sec___oraL sex - w4m "
>Hi lets met up and you give me head
I just sent it an email and the response seemed fake as fuck:
>" You wanna meet up early....) hello me to: kimrichards444 (g^ m~a^L)"

>>24463063
Thats the bot youre gonna see the most often, the one that asks you to send a message to an alternate email. Also pretty much just ignore ads with that type of shit in them. If they ask for your phone number or for you to email a different email address, just flag and ignore it.

Question: does replying to these>>24463063 bots
affect your email acct/pc in any way?

>>24463088
>"Hi baby. My name is Brittany. Im a young hot female. A 20yr old that's looking for a fun cumming fucking good time. I wanna suck so cock n have my pussy while filled wit a throbbing cock. Im a freak. N if ur ready for a good time wit a lil freak then im the girl for you."

checked, thnx m8 are cheesey cliche ones like this ad any real? this is my first time using craigslist desu

>>24463091
CL uses a system that sends an email to them anonymously, it uses your email address, but doesnt show that address to whoever you are talking to. If you send them an email using one of the junk email addresses, then they now have your email address and can spam shit into it. Viruses included I would imagine.

>>24463105
I see, so when I reply, I should just do it through the craigslist ad?

>>24463098
If it sounds too good to be true, it almost certainly is. Ive responded to hundreds of ads, never had anything come of it, and most have ended up wanting my number/email making them bots/scammers. Every person Ive met has been someone that has responded to an ad I put up. W4M is almost all if not completely scammers/bots.

>>24463107
Yeah, dont send them or tell them your email or phone number, not until youve met them at least once.

>>24463108
>>24463114
thnx pham, I will make a kik and use that instead of a phone #

>>24460137
I'm a qt too Kik me 97neveragain

>>24449842
and now my one CL success story is over. Guy "dosent play anymore"

this was my one real outlet. It was both fun and pleasurable..so why do I feel dumped over goddamed casual cocksucking?

>>24463116
You can always use Google Voice, or Facetime through an alternative email account.

Anyone have experience in Chicago? There's no WfM ads at all except for fat black hookers and fakes, all trannies look like basketball players with wigs on. All I want is to stick my dick in someone feminine. Should I put up an ad? How will that work as a 5"8, slender half Mexican with a 6.5 inch cock if I want any non fat female or a young non black tranny with a similar bodystyle? How should u word it and what type of photos?

>>24463325
Finally after dealing with like 10 bots struck it with a 27yo milf who was dtf, I am texting her now and she's into some kinky freaky stuff. Problem is she's an hr away so I have to wait until the weekend to go see her

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>>24463347
pic related what do you lads think? I reversed searched it and it seems pretty legit

>>24463359
trashy colored hair she wants the D

>>24463385
ikr, that was the first flag, she's telling me all these things she wants me to do to her, looks like I am in. It's all a matter of meeting up now, anyone got any tips?

>>24458134
>Not many dudes want to make someone keep blowing them who doesn't want to, thats not much of a turn on.

Am I even on fucking 4chan anymore??

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>>24463359
Colored hair? Run away! Run away! Stay far far away.

>>24463660
lel, I am just trying to hit and quit it tbqh. But she lives an hr away and I gotta wait until we can arrange a time to meet, so I might just delete her number and pretend like it never happened. Or I can pop my craigslist cherry, go and fuck her brains out, and have a lil fun

I got one up now, looking for a big girl. It's my thing. We'll see what happens

>>24463330
Lmao good luck with that, manlet

>>24463330
5'7'' islander from chicago here. Never once had a craigslist hookup in this city. It's awful.

Just go to wrigley today and wear a cubs hat, internet dating here has been in shambles for years.

>>24463272
Im certain you wont have troubles finding someone else to go down on, lol.

http://nh.craigslist.org/cas/5795904655.html

That is my ad , no luck so far still hoping to find someone to suck off after work, maybe more. 26m gay in New Hampshire, kik is Visualdavid12 if anyone is interested

>>24464417
LOL. I'm straight and get nothing but gay guys trying to get in my pants in Manch.

>>24464448
And there's a problem with that why? ;) we do it better than girls do anyway lol

>>24464493
I agree, but I feel lower than dirt afterwards. Guess it's just not my thing. Traps on the other hand are fine by me. As long as they're not built like linebackers

>>24464448
Im straight too, and my first bj from a dude was from craigslist. I was so horny that my dick took over for my brain and I went to the dudes house, and honestly, got one of the best blowjobs Ive ever gotten. Girls suck dick cause they think they need to, dudes do it because they adore cock and cum. Its quite the dilemma.

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Thinking about making an ad tonight, but I'm getting anxiety about it all.

>No car
>Apartment on 4th floor
>Giving my phone number out to strangers that could be fucking bots

How do you guys get over this shit?

>>24465494
Alcohol, but not too much alcohol.

>>24465494
First of all dont give your number out. Secondly, just put in your ad that you dont have a car, and if you cant host, say that you would need a ride to wherever the deed is going to be done. Dont know what your apartment being on the 4th floor has to do with anything, fuck your neighbors. If you dont want them knowing where you live, go to a nearby park and have them pick you up there.

>>24464493
It's a problem when you're looking for pussy. :P I don't care if dudes are better, it's not my thing.

I just find it hilarious that a gay guy in Manch can't get any on CL. If you all stopped creeping on straight guys, maybe you wouldn't have this problem lol.

>>24466265
Shes decent looking. Go fuck her.

anyone know what is a good time to post an ad? i live in a big city (houston) but can not seem to have any luck. granted its flooded with bottoms.

>>24466448
I post mine when Im off of work, post it knowing it takes like half an hour to an hour to actually be seen by other people though. Not sure why.

I always ask them why they don't look on a dating site.
Does someone understand why a girl would look for something in CL? They always ask for a picture straight away and I don't want to do that. I suspect they are datamining pictures or something? Maybe to blackmail?
Anyway anyone knows? I just don't understand

>>24466517
i know it takes 15mins to post then the page gets refreshed every 15mins too. so it can be 30 mins til you see something. i got tons of hits but nothing has materialize from it. i guess i have bad luck.

>>24450604
HOLY FUCK I just want to give your sexuality a hug tell it everything will be ok.

>>24466563
Well what are you looking for? You gotta be giving something if you want to entice people.

Yeah, met two couples
Annons, don't do what I did

First couple
>Put ad up for cucking husband, intended for the male to watch the female and I play
>A few weren't interested after I told them my size (put bbc in ad but only 7 in long )
>A couple responded
>Agree to meet them at restaurant/bar near me that I've never been to
>awkwardly wait in a booth
>they showed up a little late
>can't really eat because of nerves
>they like me, I was pretty horny and just wanted to bang the wife so I agree to get in my car and follow them to their house

Alright anons, this is where I goofed
>Follow them, they turn off of highway
>house is in the middle of nowhere
>can't get cellphone reception
>they could've kidnapped me, killed me, etc.
>Started to talk with them, finally got them into bedroom
>kissed her a little but she doesn't let me kiss her, keeps her mouth closed after first few kisses. End up sucking her tits, then I went down on her like an idiot
>he starts kissing her, so I have to try and stay hard, wasn't expecting this
>end up putting on a condom, then fuckimg her
>he starts sitting in a corner watching
she switches up positions so things weren't so bad.
>her husband then comes over and starts kissing her. I pull out, she jerks me off
>he then starts eating her out, and I'm just sitting there thinking about how I got to this position
>change and leave
the wife was a 3 - 4/10 chubby middle aged women with nice tits, and she was shaved.

1/2 comment too long

>>24458521
Yeah that just means they're down to fuck dude so what's the problem?

>>24466705
i was just posting ads to blow someone. and/or fwb

>>24466739
Thats weird. You should get a boatload of ads just because youre looking to suck dick.

Next couple answered but we wouldn't ever connect. They text me kind of late trying to coordinate a meetup.
>They text asking if I can host
>say no
>agree to meetup on the side of a mountain around midnight to play.
>Perfect set up for a car robbery, decide to meet up anyways
>Dude wants to record me getting head and banging his 3.5/10 mid 30's wife.
>agree, but there isn't a lot of room in the back of the truck
>she gives really good head, I ask where to bust
>she says mouth or pussy
>I foolishly choose to raw dog
>nut almost instantly after putting it in
>meanwhile she's fake moaning and he's asking her if she "likes that young black dick" that "big black dick"
>"Remember annon, if you're ever stressed and need relief, or something quick, just let us know."
>I sped back home and questioned my life

I luckily met a chick off of bumble the next day and smash, and I see her occasionally. I think if I try Craigslist again, it'll have to be with skinny/normal chicks. Also use protection because I have to take a visit to the doc eventually to check up for any STDs

>>24466774
>>24466737

Yeah, thats something Ive drawn the line on. If you cant come to me, or I cant come to you, I wont go. I wouldnt meet someone anywhere but in a house. Thats getting a little too shady for me.

>>24466774
Wait, you're going bareback the WHOLE time?

Bro, that shit's dangerous. I only take it off when I'm about to nut.

ive succeeded twice and haven't tried much more than that. i had some roxy and was looking to get laid. a curious lez responded to that one and she sucked my dick in the back of my car. she flaked about meeting up later for more though. then another i put up fairly recently a black lez responded to and said she hadn't gotten any real dick in a long time and just wanted to come over, fuck, and leave. that one was really fucking fun. both of those were from ads i had put up.

>>24463105
The email gets anonimized through Craigslist, but the name doesnt. Try it. So they may not have your email address but they will have your name.

Like how Gmail puts your first and last name in there. Unless you have a generic name, anybody could reasonably snoop you out on Facebook without ever seeing your picture. Cause, you know you probably gave them an age and short physical description.

>>24463359
She looks average, hair color shouldn't matter.

It's easier to open up to a stranger about all the fucked up kinks via the Internet since it cuts the politeness BS out. Everyone has fucked up sexual somethings. Express hard limits (blood, shit, kids, etc) and be non judgemental and go with it.

What exactly were her kinks?

>>24447242
Care to describe your techniques on eating pussy?

two situations

>place ad in M4W just looking for a BJ
>about 50 bot replies
>one gay guy answers
>not offended becasue I'm bicurious
>chat with him for about three months
>finally arrange for him to blow me
>one of the best BJ's ever

another

>place an ad (in both M4W and M4M) to give spankings
>lots of M4M responses but all seem flaky (like they never really read the ad)
>lots of M4W responses. all bots except one
>girl genuinely interested
>talk back and forth
>tell her I want to meet first so she's comfortable
>grab a coffee and sit by the harbor and talk. discuss boundaries, how hard, where, etc...
>last thing she mentions is she has a BF who is so vanilla that he makes white looks dark
>I'm OK with it. agreement was spanking and maybe fingering
>day later she apologizes for wasting my time and won't go through with it

too bad. little chubby, nice ass. it would have been a privilege to spank it.

>>24469300
They were asking about their email account so thats what I was explaning. And yeah, Ive got a fake name on my gmail, and most people do, but on ocassion youll get to google them.

>>24469353
Well, I like to start with several long licks, 10 or so, starting as the asshole and going almost past the clit. Then for a while I switch from sucking the clit into my mouth and licking it, or sticking my tongue out and moving it and my head back and forth, holding my mouth in place and going in circles, sticking my tongue as deep in the pussy as I can, just whatever seems to work. Theres no one method, just do what works best. The woman Ive been seeing I get to cum 3 times in about 40 minutes of pussy eating like that, then after shes cum the third time, I lay on my back and she mounts my face, and I get her off one more time that way, takes about 10 minutes and its her biggest orgasm.

one time i was going to get a bj from a guy and i went to meet up with him and he flaked on me

>>24471040
What, he flaked after you had met in person? Ive never had that happen. People usually flake before you actually meet. I flaked on a guy today that wanted to go down on me. He had been giving me the vibe that he wanted to start dating or some shit, told me that he just wanted me to make him mine, and to never let him go and shit like that. I full on flaked, even though I really could have used getting my dick sucked today.

I could use this to learn how to oral?

>>24471155
Craigslist? Im pretty sure if you say youre looking to learn how to give oral, someone will let you learn on them merely on curiosity.

I'm a virgin and posted an ad looking for casual sex and 44 year old woman replied. We've chatted on an off for months, she wants to fuck me really bad but I decided I'd hate myself if ever had casual sex at all and especially if my first time was with someone who I wasn't dating.

Still flirt with her and exchange pics though, she's hot as fuck.

I've since made a new ad looking for someone who'd let me suckle and massage their breasts since there's zero risk of getting an STD from doing that.

I just think people who have casual sex are disgusting and I'd be disgusted with myself if I did it.

>>24471222
I remember when I thought like that, before I had sex for the first time. Ah Im glad I got past that stupid shit.

Anyone live in Brisbane, Australia? How is your luck with finding females because im seeing a lot of sketchy ads.

>>24471056
no, i went to meet him somewhere and he never showed up.

>>24457903
That's a fucking dude you idiot!

How to know if the replys are fake or not?

>>24471528
If they are telling you to email them at an alternate email right away, theyre fake. If they ask for a phone number right away, theyre fake. If they want you to go to a website or sign up for something, or give them any type of credit card or personal info, theyre fake. Real people usually want pictures right off the bat though.

>>24471540
so I had 50 mails and not luck, fuck.

>>24471552
Youll wade through a lot more than that before you get anyone. CL is really just panning for gold. You go through tons of bullshit until you hit that perfect nugget, then you fuck it. Wait..?

>>24471561
I found one that said hi, let's see what happens.

>>24459772
I want to believe you.

>>24446767
Ive had a few experiences. I met up with a few coupled and kind of did a cuckold situation where i fucked her while he watched. No humiliation or shit talking or anything like that. I also met up with this cute black guy and sucked his cock.

has anyone used craigslist while in a relationship/marriage here?

>>24471297
Do you get tested often?

>>24471222
Had that same mentality before I had sex. But sex is not some special thing that you need to be with someone you love.

Besides you're gonna need practice and a 44 yr old MILF is one of the best learning partners. Gurantee you'll regret not fucking her down the line.

>>24471565
How did it go? Get a meeting set up?
>>24471720
Its true, at least in my city. Ive talked to tons of women that end up going nowhere, but in 4 months Ive met 6 women and 2 guys. Theyre out there.
>>24472166
Im married. Not been caught yet.
>>24472325
I dont have sex with the women from CL, only give oral.

>>24472651
as soon as I answer her back she asked me my email so I stopped talking.

tfw you text a working girl on CL, and then a few minutes later match her on Tinder.

>>24472651
do you have a poor marriage or are you just scum?

>>24472784
thats not a girl, its a bot. You are not going to find single girls on CL, unless maybe if you are in a really populated area. Women can get sex easy, most of them dont need to take an ad out to get it. The closest thing you will find is a cuckold couple.

>>24446767
Strait male here, pretty attractive... totally sold my body on CL a few times to guys/gals...

>>24473624
Thats not true at all. I live in a city of about 10000, there are women to be found. Its just they have an insane amount of choice, theres so many men looking for hookups vs women looking for men.

>>24447166
Use backpage

>>24446767
Use it all the time to find someone to blow me.
Fit 24 year old, I get dozens of people to choose from.

>>24473650
>>24474533
As 'attractive' dudes, do you put your pictures on your ads? And is the female response really that good if you do?

>>24472166
Tried it, didn't go as plan since she had a kid and an ex who was locked up.

Went back to hook-ups right after

Let's see, started using cl this year.

I got tired of jerking it

Since then, I've had 9 women.
I live in south los angeles so mostly black women.

I've had a virgin bbw, latina bbw, a hwp feminist, a skinny chick, 3 black butches, athletic bbw and a semi beer belly mom

The last two are now my fuck buddies

2 normal dates, both ended terrible.

5 gay guys that tried to "convert" me. I find it flattering but annoying when they hit me up.

In march I wasn't having any luck with the women so I turn to some trans, only 2 and they were so fucking good and quite passable.

>>24475327
How attractive are you?
Are you unlucky in dating sites or you don't even use them?

>>24471222
that sounds pretty awesome. im still a virgin at 26, think i might have to give this a shot. god damn that would be so good

>>24475345
I was a 6/10 in the face and 4/10 for my body, I was overweight as fuck but lost 60 pounds and found some confidence.

Yeah I did but every woman out there is looking for "the one" and I don't have time to play that role, I wanted to fuck.

I'm looking for a cock to suck/fuck in Rensselaer Indiana tonight. The time is 1:44am and its rainy. Kik me if you're local. Zdt8650

As a skinny, 5"7, 19 year old male with a 7" cock what would draw more attention to females?

> a pussy eating ad
> young guy wanting to lose virginity
> posting stats and hoping I get a reply
I haven't fapped in 3 weeks so would
> 19 with 7" dick wants female to swallow load. I have not masturbated in almost a month

Also what type of photos should I take?

>>24447188
I want a life like this

>>24449491
Kill yourself faggot

>>24475582
username doesn't exist bb

>>24475654
Try a lower case z

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>>24475617
Say the "haven't masturbated in 3 weeks have huge load waiting" then abnormal picture of you without face, dick pic and maybe like info?

Where are you anon?

>>24475617
I imagine a dick pic alone will get you plenty of curious women. Id post that pic and stats.

>>24446767
What are the chances a 5'4" scrawny virgin is going to get any replies but old dudes, fatties and trannies?

>>24451070
Legit sent shivers down my spine. Wisconsin here too, senpai. Fuck CL.

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German craigslist and its equivalent (quoka)( suck balls. Only whores asking for a "renumeration" and a bunch of bots and copypastas trying to scam the hell out of you.

Pic related. I replied with my heart/libiso out, got a copy-pasted reply telling me to log in into some weird long page in order to see more of her and gained her trust.

Wherever you are, easteuropean scammer, I hope you're thankful for the unvoluntary stiffy you got after reading my list of kinks.

>>24476102
Chicago
>>24476322
Alright sounds good, I thought I'd have to do a bunch of obscure photos

>>24449445
Sounds like my local. I never heard of any christian groups though. I rarely see a w4m post that look legit. I just pop in and look pictures mostly. I hope for that day when I see someone I know.

I post m4w every once in a while. Make sure to note that im not into guys. The only non bot responses I get are, of course, from guys. I had a dude hounding me over email for months a few years ago. He wanted to come eat my dirty ass. He eventually asked to buy my under wear. He wanted me to wear them for a week and wipe my ass with him. I didnt do any of that but I wore them doing yard work once. He never came up with the money though. I think he just wanted me to meet up with him to try and talk me into something.

Nothing has worked out and im pretty sure it never will.

I only had one meetup on CL, lost my virginity that way. I guess I was a dick afterwards and we lost contact. But I was extremely lucky with that one.
On the w4m page here it's like 9/10 bots all the time..

>>24451191
My local is alsmot entirely black trannys and old dudes in girls clothes. They dont even shave their legs. I feel like they should ad a CD tag to the list.

>>24458134
>>Not many dudes want to make someone keep blowing them who doesn't want to, thats not much of a turn on

WTf is wrong with you? Thats the best part.

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>>24475620
Dream on faggot

>>24450339
>I live in Utah
I fucking new I'd seen your ads before. wow. surprised this worked for you. prepare for competition haha.

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>>24458134 #
>>Not many dudes want to make someone keep blowing them who doesn't want to, thats not much of a turn on.

40% of most marriages

>>24446767
I got what I think is a legit reply, how do I respond? Should I send my pics right off the bat?

sup thread. im 18 m living in london been curious about using cl for a while now but every reply i got was either from a gay guy, a fake bot or someone wayyy too old. dont get me wrong im bi - curious so i wouldnt mind a threesome with a guy and a girl but i still can never find anything. so does anyone know if there are legit people in london (or around that kind of area) that uses cl.

>>24446767
Met a boyfriend on the personals. We actually broke up yesterday.
Together for 3 months. Ended because I was too emotional for him and he was too apathetic for me.

>>24457840
Where are you at?

>>24477087
gay relationship?

>>24476719
What's your kik

>>24475274
I never put pictures up. Too many crazies.
And I get some women.
But I'm Bi so I don't really care that its like 20 dudes for every one chick that messages.

>>24477213
J7ohnn9

>>24476786
Fuckin yes. Exactly. Let me search for the ladyboys without having to see old man river that digs wearing his dead wifes clothes. Fuckin nasty.

>>24476943
Theres already like 20 ads up a day for pussy eating, in all the cities in the Utah CL m4w. I have ads up for both Ogden and SLC. I wasnt the first to think of putting that kind of ad up.

>>24476995
Talk a bit. Ask what theyre looking for in comparison to what you offer in your ad. When you do send a pic, ask for one back.

I posted an ad about wanting to smoke weed and fuck but I was bombarded by bots instantly.

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>reply to a trap want to fuck post because to troll it because it's fake 99% of the time

>Ending up with this cutie .and now were together \o/

Pic she sent me this morning .

For you guys who sucked your first dick via craigslist please tell us your story.

>>24477514
See the thing that pisses me off is the t4m that look even remotely that good here all get a thousand fucking responses within 5 minutes of having their ad up. Finding one into me has been a waste of time to say the least.

>>24477552
Also half of them are Bot spammers <.<

>>24477485
You just gotta sort through the bots. It sucks, but that's how it is.

>>24477479
>Talk a bit. Ask what theyre looking for in comparison to what you offer in your ad. When you do send a pic, ask for one back.

I ended up sending a pic immediately. No reply. Might be fucked already, lol. It was just for eating pussy NSA so not sure if I could have asked what they're looking for anyway. It's pretty obvious.

Thinking of getting sucked off by a 3 holes creampie fat slut tomorrow. It seems really unwise but also really hot.

>>24477610
>It seems really unwise but also really hot.
I agree on both counts. Do it!

>>24477667
Her cunt looks amazing desu, and it's really fucking tempting. But I figure mouth is probably safer.

>>24477684
Fuck her right in the pussy.

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>>24477692
No lie, I've ejaculated to the picture she sent me (attached) of her hairy cum-filled cunt and enormous fat ass more than a dozen times over the last 3 days. I feel like a fucking teenager again.

(and yes I know she's not to everyone's taste, inb4 "ugh fatty")

>>24473650
I did this with a Police Sherriff a few times. He was paying me 250 dollars to suck my cock for an hour.

>>24473650
>>24477724

I've only done it once.
This drunk college guy offered 100 bucks to let me let him blow me.
He was super smashed when he paid me, and he gave me 5 hundos.
When he realized he over paid he said I had to let him blow me 4 more times. Not that I complained.

>>24477724
Did he then arrest you for prostitution?

>>24477718
Looks pretty fucking gross. You should for sure fuck her in the pussy. And the ass for that matter.

>>24477739
Fat hairy cunt is my favourite kind of cunt. But yeah I'm not sure yet how willingly she offers up her asshole.

>>24477114
No anon. I'm a female.
The reason why I did this is because I exclude myself to solely DD/lg relationships.
The fetish started as an attention whore thing, then it just became my norm even as I became less attention whore-y. I can't see myself NOT being in a DD/lg relationship.
BUT..It's such a specific niche, it's very difficult to find someone local. I started browsing /soc/ regularly for the Daddy threads because I saw one up the first time I visited /soc/.
Anywho.
I literally typed in Daddy, emailed 3 men, and then one of them just took off. His post wasn't asking for sex btw.
Also, I'm not a landwhale. I'm a freshman in college, 110 lbs.
So I mean, it's possible.

>>24477737
lol no, he was nervous about doing it because his wife, who was in the house while he was sucking my cock, was part of the investigation team that focuses on CL prostitution. Its not something i did regularly, the only reason i did it is because he offered me so much. He still hits me up begging me to come over. The guy is loaded and fucks alot of females too.

>>24477759
Damn! Do you do Hand Job or Blowjob or all the way???

>>24477763
Lol, we didn't even have sex anon. It was a relationship, not sex.
I literally cannot have sex with someone unless I'm in love with them. It's weird.
And I am not a fan of doing all the work with no profit on my end. I mean if it were some rando who was paying me $250 like >>24477724, SURE I'D SUCK (given he proved he had no STIs) OR HANDIE ALL THE WAY.
The reason I can't have sex is because it feels like someone's stabbing me even if they VERY GENTLY, BARELY EVEN touch my labia minora or clit. My vagina won't even open up.
But once I'm at that love point, all those problems magically go away. It's weird.

>>24477761
ROFL. It's gonna be good when his wife busts him, hahaha.

>>24477759
Huh, is it really that uncommon? I've RPed with quite a few girls who really get off on it.

>>24477933
(I really get off on it too)

Why is it so hard to get a virgin or inexperience guy to fuck? It's like everyone is a fucking whore with 30 guys fucked by the time they hit 18.

>>24446767
I got in contact with this woman who had recently broken up with a guy.
She sent me pictures of her face which were sort of attractive. Her body was hidden, but I didn't really mind, I've fucked fatties before.
She found me attractive and so offered to give me a blowjob.
I drove over to her house. There was a dude leaving as I pulled up, and when I got to the door she said something that made it clear he had just been there for precisely the same reason. I was about to get a 40 year old guy's sloppy seconds.
She was, in person, absolutely hideous. Her actual face is to the photos she sent of her face as an after-meth picture is to a before-meth picture on an ad.
She led me into her house, which was completely dark and filled with shit (like hoarder-tier filled), and then into her bedroom, which was decorated like an indian barbershop and stunk of smoke and mildew.
Anyway, I noped out of there and had to navigate my way through her dark home, praying not to step on a skinned cat corpse in the or be kidnapped for my sweet virgin organs.
No more Craigslist for me.

>>24478008
wow lol

>>24478008
Well, that is pretty fucking horrendous.

>>24477933
No no anon it's very common online. It's just really hard to find locals into DDlg. It's a requirement to be in a relationship with me, so I need to know before even getting involved if a guy is into it.

So something compelled me to want to touch/suck a penis the other day. I made an ad in my local area and a bunch of creepy dudes want to take my first time experience from me and fuck me.

But a CD shows up, and the pic was pretty decent. No face pic but body pic was good. They might suck my cock, Id get to give them a HJ and possibly dry hump their panty covered ass. The topic of making out came up and I think thats where I got uneasy.

Im feeling uneasy and not sure if I want to do it. Why am I feeling this way? Is it because its CL? Do I feel shame? I figure I can't outrun the fact that Im probably bi. I just think I like pussy, tits and ass more.

They want to meet up soon. Should I do it, provided its all safe?

>>24478103
>Should I do it, provided its all safe?

I don't know. In my mind people who are CDs are mentally disturbed and probably have psychological issues.

>>24478103
Ask for a report proving no STIs.
And making out can be just as good with someone who's with vagina.
And anal can be just as good without someone who's with vagina.

Just accept you're bi dude. More options out there.
I prefer men, but I'd totally scissor a cute girl. (bi female here)

>>24478102
Hmmm. One of the RPs I did turned into IRL, and a second one could do the same if I can afford the travel. I guess my perspective is that I'm looking for the lgs, not the DDs, so maybe that's why it seems more common?

>>24478103
Idk I really am only romantically interested in women, meaning the thought of kissing or cuddling with a guy really turns me off but the sexual aspect of it really turns me on for some reason. I fucked a local CD a couple times and it was always great, kinda dark room, nice ass, no talking. I really enjoyed it but you gotta consider if you really wanna do that lol.

>>24478136
No anon, I mean I want a local Daddy who I can call my boyfriend.
I don't want to have to afford travel. I want them being like a town over.
I've had this twice, but it's such a pain in the ass to find someone in my area code who is into DD/lg and I'm actually compatible with.

>>24478139
Didn't mention this here >>24478123 (me), but I'm also not romantically attracted to women. I'll fuck a girl but not date one.

>>24478152
Oh, well, the travel was just sort of how things turned out, I was chatting to someone and the subject came up and was agreed to be mutually arousing. Neither of us was explicitly seeking it out. So I dunno, it's always happened pretty organically for me.

>>24478152
which area u in anon? and does it make you horny role playing that over text or the internet ? or does it have to be with someone in person that you are in love with?

>>24478172
I'm also mainly into older men, so some men will be into it and relishing in the fact a young cutie is giving them attention
but a lot of men flip out and tell me how DDlg is disgusting, I'm mentally unstable, etc.
Idk, I feel it'd be better if I explicitly seek it out considering it's a requirement of mine.

>>24478176
Florida. And yeah, I actually did camsex for money, and sometimes I will post in sugardaddy threads if I get bored/horny in life and want some extra cash.
"Taboo" stuff has always been a turn on for me, so camsex is hot, especially if I'm getting paid.
But with my boyfriend we had camsex, and he didn't pay me.
Sorry if I'm confusing, I'm a little tired lol

>>24478139
Guess I'll post my story since I have some relevant experience. Have had 3 encounters from Craigslist, first one was cucking a Hispanic couple. That was pretty sick, the wife spoke almost no English, was extremely thicc and let me fuck her in the ass. Husband was a cool guy who just chilled and filmed the whole thing, also let me smoke some of his weed lol what a cuck. Anyway, never got in contact with them after that but I really want to see the video. Second one was the one I mentioned in my first post, pretty passable CD who has you come over at night, he's bent over and already lubed so you can just slide in, cum and leave, so cash. Last one was more of an experiment, wanted to see if I actually like men so I hit up a regular gay guy and fucked him at his house. Not that great at all, he was trying to talk and be intimate the whole time and he had this fucking stupid accent I felt like Dafoe's character from Boondock Saints haha. That wasn't fun but it was a learning experience, I know for sure I don't really like men on romantic/intimate level. Craigslist is fun, just make it a once in a blue moon thing.

>>24478179
I guess that's possible; it certainly has a pedo/incest element that makes some people uncomfortable.

How do you like it; do you want your DD to brutally rape your underage, undersize body, or do you want him to gently nurture you and introduce you to the world of sex? I tend to prefer the latter but people seem to go both ways.

>>24478189
no i get ya... do u often get much money from posting? did u enjoy the cam sex?

>>24478197
>gently nurture you and introduce you to the world of sex
^^^ This one. I do have fantasies of my DD violating me though. I prefer the sweet stuff in person and the mean stuff when I'm having camsex with a guy.

>>24478201
Meh, I guess. Guys will email me, we'll get in touch outside email and set up times. It's $25 per 15 minutes.
Sometimes I'll also talk to them as a friend, but that's uncommon.

>>24478218
thats pretty hot, Id love a girl to call me Daddy and let me spank her..Is that always how u act on cam?

>>24478223
I act how guys want me to if they're paying me.
If they aren't, it depends on my mood.Normally I prefer to sit back, spread my legs, play with my vibrators, and have a guy dirty talk me and I dirty talk back.

>>24478228
so u don't tell the about your DDlg fetish? I am really curios about this aspect of BDSM, Ive never done it but I think it might be something Im into (and another thing 4 chan has introduced me to haha)

>>24478218
Damn, too bad you're in Florida! DD doing lots of kissing, cuddling, stroking, and gently teasing the lg's body to prepare it, lg a little confused and surprised at DD's erect penis, maybe getting her first soft fuzzy pubes, DD gently entering her and filling her with a wave of new feelings and sensations, it's all a lot of fun.