ITT CHAT/DISCUSSIONS A THREAD THAT BUMPS TOGETHER//STAYS TOGETHER

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Why is it every time I'm in the thread you in the thread? Sucking up all those bumps, all the shit posts. You think I don't want those shitposts?

But seriously those bumps save lives, guess I'll take blame for the last thread, it died so young

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Fuck, that old thread died quickly. Lets give it another go, I guess. Linking from last thread.
>>24442834
>these mentions of custom made sandwiches
Goddammit now I am craving a dirty fucking sandwhich. A million toppings and sauces and shit.

>That pun
not too shabby

>The greatest men beat their dick, too
Makes the shame easier to handle, thanks for the tips

>"merchant"
"sting operation"

>hes got terminator as his governor
Fuck man. Well...my governor terminates animals and consumes them for his large body. So beat that!

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>a thread without termi and C

lol, fags

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>>24443349
Aussie cunts were our allies since they're a commonwealth nation, and da crown and god save the queen.

I check, you check its all one cycle man

>bad idea is pretty good
Just don't be a square and not get rocky road or butter almond
those two names can imply alot

>>24445615
Probably the quickest one I've seen go down, but then again........

>dirty fucking sandwich
If it makes you feel better I had a sweaty ass philly cheese steak from some pizza parlor. It had all the quintessential posh toppings like mushrooms and g-oinons
It also knock me out for the rest of the day

>Made the shame go down smooth
No problem man, just remember that little manlet napoleon was fapping up when he took france back.

Errrrr I think my current governor devours the souls of children to stay in office, dudes bretty old

>>24445636
>>24445636
Times move on and the rein of rulers changes like the seasons of mother earth, tha white buffalo then leaps from our realm........we move on

Fuck yah mid of the week. Bitching.

Things are good. I work less and I make the same.I hot a date for my move set upnon my calendar. Going to visit department when I can. I was sent a pic of some fucker who tried to place a hit bid on me. Going to have to make sure there are no lose ends when I move. Hope the week is good and looking forward to my weekends.

>>24445636
Who is C?

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Went out for a hike today and on the way back got a good pic of my car.

>>24445832
>Pizza parlor subs
Dude I got a place maybe 2 minutes away that has sandwiches and custom pizzas. One day I am just going to load up a pizza pie with a bunch of garbage and stuff my face. Go with 2000 calorie meal. Chicken, fuckin pasta, fuckin cheese. I want it all.

Is there a pizza flavored greek yogurt? Getting flavored yogurt is the only way I have been able to satisfy my cravings without ballooning back up to 200 lbs.

Stolen wallet; 50 bucks
identity theft; 25,000
Placed hit, priceless

It's not a riddle

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>>24446148
I hope you were the one who bought those goodyears, I rarely see anyone in my gen buy any for their cars
>subs
Yo I'm not from philly but I know they'd beat me for saying something so foul like that.

The next "holiday" is halloween you should just stuff up on pizza that night possible get drunk and or high off some substance and watch some scary movies. And I always considered pasta to already have cheese, but all your forgetting is a room temp pizza parlor salad to finish that off.

>flavored greek yogurt
I would hope not, but maybe the scientist at Lays are reading this so they can give it a go. Imagine Lays flavored greek yogurt that is flavored after pizza. But it would take you maybe a pizza or two every week to balloon like that. Don't

>>24446386
>Placed hit, priceless
Obviously there was a price for Santiago to come out of retirement. Did you pay him in peruvian marching powder or is cash?

>>24447649
Have I friend?

Well see.

It's just insurance. Everyone's got to have one.

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>>24447754
>>24447778
>>24447781
Pale lets just say that I asked first, and lets just say I'm not a l33t CIA operative with a +300 killcount and more stars on my chest than the ones your mother sees after your father's through with his drunken rage.

Only the guilty.........and the poor need insurance

>>24447905
What do you suggest?

>>24447905
Am I guilty?

Exit strategy exists. You'd be a fool to disagree.

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If you think i don't have a final card. You'd be wrong. Doubt I am guilty here. But who is the judge??

If you think i wont push an action, you'd be wrong. Reasons have been given to me.

Nothing to say?

This is how it ends, I guess.

>>24447909
>>24447912
Only thing your guilty of is dropping multiple posts. Idk what your guilty of, you could have left something out of your story.

All I know is that I joke to much in this here thread.

>>24447920
All want to be judged for their actions in their time, to justify weather or not they are what they said they are.
Only a few can find contentment with just knowing the fact that they tried their very best.

>>24447939
I never have any to say

But it's late so I have to slumber

>>24447958
My bad, thread has been slow as a duck.

I like jokes too.

If it's late then why not rest?

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>finally get gf
>about to eat out her cunnie
>see this
Wat do?

Afternoon.

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I'm back, /soc/ seems deader than normal and I'll try to leave it as such. I don't really feel like being the reason people let this site consume more time than it should.

>Where the fuck were you absolute cunt?
Went to wales, it was a ecology thing but I mostly just spent it relaxing and being a spiritual weirdo. Saw some amazing sights, I was removed from tech so I didn't take any photos but if you get the chance I advise you go.
I also realized that if people just expressed how they felt the world would be a simpler place. It sounds really daft but I have no idea how this person feels towards me and just..you take the leap and it's a no and the year is awkward because you're shitting on your plate. I just wanna be able to read minds rather than play a guessing game. In other news I got back and I think I look more approachable or friendly now because two people begged me for cash, normally doesn't happen. Not sure if good or bad thing.
Also, the city life is fucking shit when you've experienced how nice true silence is. I went to the library to read and some some thinks that a libary is a good place to call up your friend and shout down the phone. City is too loud.
If this thread isn't kill though I'd like to know what you all've been up too.

>Doing
This, I'm gonna go eat the left over Chinese in a bit.
>Music
I don't have anything new.
>>24448003
The only logical answer here is to a grab a spoon and slurp up that spilled love meat like a starving African lion.
>>24447961
>why not rest?
Blasphemous words this thread really is kill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U631FGnXDXY
Listen in till you understand, idiot child.
>>24447939
Wubba lubba dub dub!
>>24445589
>STAYS TOGETHER EDITION
YOU NO SAVAGE LIKE ME BOI FUCK OUTTA TOWN B4 I BOYKA ON YA MAM!
>Show your dick/draws/pics/and dick pics
Rather not, tbqh
>This is a hookup board but we have aids and do daily dirty dips, join if you want but we don't provide socks
heavens

Gonna come in here a drop some shit for the thread, after I take of a audio post I completly forgot about

>>24448003
Yo you came a loooooooooong way to post this worn out joke
>keyword is needle noise pliers

>>24448563
>we don't provide socks
Bitch this is a family thread...................so we don't provide clean socks, unused condoms and clean needles.
Thats how you keep a family together

>>24448837
>family thread
Where was this "family" when I was tweaking out in a ditch, eh, ehhh!?
I'm kidding, i'm not that mad, was just a little shivered.
>we provide free kids
am I in africa? Am I now Angelina Jolie?
This day is good day
>together
I thought you just had to put industrial glue on the dicks...
Did the american infomercials lie to me? How do those rednecks do it?!

Bumd

>>24448865
>>24448563
Alright I'm going to do that audio ish later, I hope that anon isn't lurking here rn

I think you need to clarify where exactly in whales cause I have no clue where you'd go and where you shouldn't go over there. But no technology doesn't mean no camera, thats for supporting the thread with those non-existent photos. Hipsters still use disposable cameras.
And you don't want to read peoples minds honestly, do you really want to know whats going thru their minds. Just imagine if you could and you meet some lady for the first time. Only thing thats going thru her head is, "pls stop talking to me" or "does he have any black friends?" ;^)

But if your having lady problems with someone you think "might" "like" you, hang out with his and or her ass till you guess are comfratable talking, then just fucking ask her what she thought of you the first time yall met.
Basically just throw both of your cards on the table, or just say your pretty slow with love games. Shit like that goes over my head most of the time. Someone could flirt with me and I'd be 2 miles behind.

Hey and council land isn't a real city just be glad you don't have airlines flying over your house.

>where was my junkie family at
Probably smoking everything in your stash man, their junkies
>Angelina Jolie
I'm sure Brad will take go care of them once he gets cousty. You russian hookers are always the best nannies. All that cigarette smoke will help them not grow into nu-male cuckbois

>been up too
I got a possible story or greentext of some hardcore/rap show I went to this week. Almost had my glasses fucking smashed cause some faggot ran into the crowd I was in cause there was a mashpit

>>24448880
>Bumd
Bro go bleep-te-bleep yourself mulder

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THE DEADLINE IS ALMOST HERE GUISE


Also xoxoxoxoxo from the land of the free peoples

I just got news of two recommendation letters waiting for me at the university mail box
Pray for my application fulfillment and safe return to sweet life of shitpost and memes.

>>24448978
>land of the free peoples
Saudi Arabia?

Shit didn't you apply for two unis before hand, what are you going to do if their both acceptance letter from the two?
But then again a nigga needs options and accessories, this might be the one time to get to school on time.

I'd pray if I knew how to transfer my prayers to your brown god, but I don't think it works like that. Probably need some software for that.

>sweet life of shitpost and memes
Well this could be the last year for any of that but who knows 4chan can't really die anyways. And I hope you didn't read my last post cause I'm lagging on that audiopost

And pls delet this damn pic

>>24448978
This board misses you. You should post more often.

>>24448978
>THE DEADLINE IS ALMOST HERE GUISE
Is she making a bomb?
>Dead
I'm worried
>Almost
Gosh.
>Uni
This man think's he can become learn'ed and shiz. lmao
>>24448971
>Audio
I have no idea what you're talking about and I honestly can't be fucked to read back.
>wales
We went to pembrokeshire.
>Tech
I take pictures on my phone because #poormiddleclass
>pls stop talking
Honestly it'd save a lot of time.
I could just read people's mind and pick who I think would be good company.
>Hang out
But I'm scurred of rejection
>comfortable
pretty comfortable atm, I wouldn't be contemplating this is we weren't already there. She just acts differently and it's unclear weather it's an attraction or just being friendly or just awkwardness.
>ask
I-I'll do it
>First time
I give off terrible first impressions
>airlines
We have a few but they're normally just in passing, not diving. Not all cities here are "big" cities.
>stash
As if I didn't snort all that lovely lindor coca powder the minute I got back.
>nu-males
That reminds me. I discovered that some people at my college talk through memes. I mean they literally use meme's to communicate. Not in pictures but saying the captions. I shit you not I was talking and they just replied with "am lik nu phone who dis doh" "it's a spicy boi" "snake"
just...
what r we
>hrape
greentext
>wearing glasses and not contacts at bouncy bouce party mass.
maaaad silly u is

>>24449073
No it doesn't.

Lys :^)

>>24448563
>Wubba lubba dub dub!
I sort of understand this.
>>24448563
>Listen in till you understand, idiot child.
Alright
>>24448971
>Bro go bleep-te-bleep yourself mulder
Bumb

>>24449074
>no idea
Bitsh no one ask you to
>pembrokeshire
Oh great so another word I'll never remember how to spell
>poormiddleclass
Did your professors teach you that one? Sure just let all the rich asian take all the pictures
>save time, kills my happiness
>picking a needle in a needle stack
Now your just picking favorites like an asshole meat eater
>comfortable atm
That could literally change in a brush stroke honestly, you could say your not a skyrim fan or something dumb like that and that will be the end of the chapter. Maybe she just can't talk around adonises
>I give off terrible first impressions
I think everyone in here does. I think everyone thinks I'm some sort of smartfag and or thug
>Not all towns are cities and not all cities are towns
Then whats their to complain about, if you don't live in a big city than be happy. Don't you know that hazards of jet exhaust........well I heard.......somethings
>lindor coca powder
Why not just turn into cocaine if you got coco laying around

>nu-males
Christ I'm surprised thats the first time you heard someone say shit like that, especially since your in uni. Next time you some "says" anything like that. Stare into their eyes don't say a word other than "your a cuck"
Have you heard anyone say "dank meme" yet or "dank" in general? "dank" came from then solcal so sorry about that.

>"snake"
Wtf does this shit even mean?

Yo I didn't know it was was a hardcore show till they formed the fucking pit
I'll see what I can do about that story

>>24449144
>Wtf does this shit even mean?
In the words of the piglet "like venomous, they lie, and they manipulate you know they're a snake"
>dank
Do you mean the reddit version of the ironicy way because I'll hold my hand up and say I used "dank" when being questioned about something...
>cuck
>expecting people to know what this word means
>shit like
I stopped talking to people tbqh, I don't know whether it's due to some epiphanies, drugs, or some other shit but I actually prefer my own company over wasting my time pretending and entertaining other people.
>cocaine
because I don't think I could pull of the voldemort look ;_;
>complain
police, hate, and everyone is either miserable or angry. I'm not even kidding, go into town during the day and try to see one person that is genuinely happy. It's hard, not impossible, but hard. It seems that, as the density of a community increases the overall enjoyment goes down.
>smartfag or thug
I just thought you were a black dude tbqh
>brush
I know, which is another reason I don't want to go into a relationship. I don't want to make it all about "oh look at me and my issues" but I genuinely want to have a long and meaningful relationship in which I can learn and grow from, that doesn't seem to be what anyone wants anymore though.
>meat eater
not really related but if you want to bug a vege just ask them about modern day slavery and why they're encouraging it by purchasing big farm veg&fruit
>rich asians
I was away from tech, it was to actually enjoy the silence and isolation. Sowwy senpai
>remember
if you're doing an audio try to pronounce loughborough, Worcester and southwark
>asked
But I answered anyway
>>24449119
>Alright
good...good...my plan is cumming into play
>understand
it's all I ask

>>24449198
>it's all I ask
But the outcomes. I feel kinda stupid and lame. >>24449198
>play
I like some. Am freaked. Idk.

>>24449205
>stupid and lame
Just try, it'll make me happy even if you don't succeed.
>Like
My sweet dear, when the chains come out the matter of your "enjoyment" goes out the window.
>I'm the freak of the week
But are you german and/or a 60 year old washed out swinger with daddy issues and a mother/son/sock puppet relationship that'd make a royal blush?
>idk
;)

>>24449212
>But are you german and/or a 60 year old washed out swinger with daddy issues and a mother/son/sock puppet relationship that'd make a royal blush?
I kinda doubt that I am but sock is of revelance.
>>24449212
>Just try
I kinda am
>>24449212
>chains
Have to maybe promise. Teh outcomes.
>>24449212
>;)
Yeah right but alright

>>24449241
>revelance.
Don't get it preggers
>am
good on you
>promise what will happen
how does some hot chocolate, this on repeat : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxSMVkc6fh8 and six tabs of 180 and cup of shroomjuice sound?
Terrifying, soul retching, complete ego destroying madness?
Fantastic!

>>24449198
>piglet?
I thought that just meant a chubbish chav or something. But now that you explained "snake" it just sounds like a english idiom rather than a meme
>le gayddit or like the like california version
I mainly meant the dumb stoner one like saying "those were some dank tacos" or, "I just want some dank ass pussy". That was the start of it, then some faggot on the internet turned into the whole "dank memes" epidemic
Btw both of those examples are from real world experience
>prefer my own company, can't be bothered to talk to sheeple
Yo all I'm reading from this is the underlining issue with yourself. I said it before to much time with your own mind can be corrosive, I've done it before.
Even your own voice will become unfamiliar to you and your ppl's skill WILL plummet. Just a warning
>voldemort
Your triggering me, haven't ever heard the term functioning cokeoholic?
>black dude
Black dude with a gun and liberal views
>everyone miserable
Did you just come out of a cave? Welcome to the universe
Just be happy we're not in wartime........atm
>my issues, now give me a tissue
Lel thats something thats been in the back of my mind too. We're living in another version of the 70s rn, sex is just for enjoyment and you'd be told not to take it seriously.
But theres still "old souls" out there. Their just as hard to find as you are to them.
>you know tomatoes want freedom too
Lel I'm going to need to try that, tho plants are plants. They have feelings but we're not sensitive enough to feel them. I'll just drop le hormones in plants meme
>I was away from tech
Then how am I suppose to draw a pic of the shore line now???????

loughborough, Worcester and southwark
Don't challenge me friend, give me a minute with this I'm terrible at audioshit

>>24449119
Heres my one liner........alright

>>24449284
>Heres my one liner........alright
Here I am ;o
>>24449263
>preggers
Hah nononyea
>>24449263
>good on you
You too
>>24449263
>Fantastic!
Beat Halloween present one can ask for. Wont do it again.

You know how it sounds. Splendid and more.

Like a cork screw, and two bags of sand.

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>>24449284
>meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4sqG85FU4
>stoner
>dank ass puss
>pic related

>own voice
It's a balance, I'm not removing myself from society just from the "scene".
>Own mind
In the age of information ignorance is a joke.
Basically, just keep looking for ulterior view points to counter and destroy your persisting conceptions. I remember hearing it somewhere that "if a man wishes to understand he must first learn to unlearn himself"
>plants and the feelies
Every emotion can be categorized into a yes/no response, do with that info what you want.
>70's
It's sad, especially if you look at the darker side of the gay scene. You have 20 or so guy's being baited by older men and people who'll actively try to "Aid" them (give them aids). It's a fuck fest and it's only once you step back from the constant rush of sex, parties, and drinks you'll see how morbid it can get at times.
>old souls
>few and far between
It's someone curious that any site that may aid in the instigation of two such individuals meeting would be plagued by sex hounds and commercials as soon as it became known, say's something about the modern age.
>universe
Why?
>Not in war
I just hope the earth recovers once we all shoot ourselves ( literally, indirectly, or otherwise)
>with a gun
Why is this a bad thing?
>Liberal
Again, why bad?
>functioning
Haha, just like happy, self-aware, addict.
>>24449320
>Like a cork screw, and two bags of sand.
cheerio
>Splendid
utterly spliffing.
>u 2
2knd
>nono
Yeapper
>yeah
butt but

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I'd respond to the things in the last thread but I'm pretty busy at the moment and don't really wanna give shit rushed answers.
I'll reply once things have calmed down though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NRCR1QIhB4
Think I've posted this one in a previous thread, probably the last one but I still enjoy it and so this is what you get.
>>24448978
I hope the best for you in your architectural quests.
Why is it a sad day?
>>24448003
I don't know, probably get displeased.
>>24448148
Good day.
>>24448563
Maybe sometimes all it takes is a push in the right direction, although soc has been a shithole for forever.
I wonder what kind of forum would be able to substitute this kind of environment. It feels too raw to have any competitors.

I watched the orphanage for the third time this last weekend and I have to say it gets better each and every time I do it. I think the story is pretty simple but I always discover something I didn't put any emphasis to the previous time watching it. Hate scary movies but love that one in particular. It's kinda shit though, from a more objective standpoint.
Where's pious?
Semechki.

>>24449345
You've softified me gah. Illcu.

>>24449351
Hi
>>24449345
>>24449345
>cheerio
Just saying that
>>24449345
>butt but
Duno engl

>>24449351
>shithole for forever.
It seemed alright-ish when I first joined but then again gingi, smirk, and the cute girl with curly hair posted regularly. I think the standard here just ebbs and flows.
>Rush
No need too, take as long as you need this thread should stay up for a bit.
>forum
I'd like to think a chat forum might still be out there somewhere but most seem to be polluted by teens and olders.
>raw
agreed, it'll be a shock to the system if and when it goes, i can say that.

How have you been anyway, you beautiful bastard?
>orphan
is it online anywhere? I don't have a tv/netflix anymore. ;_;
>>24449373
>Illcu.
>I'll incinerate inside chewbaccas urethra
You do you! :*
>just saying
You had me lost for words.
>Ya done know
I didn't but I do now, lessons start at 6:90.

>>24449345
Thats obviously not any kind of dank puss
>removing thy self from thy....self
But what scene are you removing yourself from? Were you some party animal in your younger years or just an observer
>ignorance is a joke
Ignorance is the premise to the punchline. Its easy to lie that you know everything when that info can be looked up in a second.
Just look how many ppl in your gen have to use a fucking gps. My friend doesn't even have a scene of direction and hes driven across the country
>response to my plea.....for more water
Yes or no is just a response tho not a true feeling. If they could tell us "no don't cut me down" then no one would eat any veggies
>older men
Take note from this damn board, theres a percentage of +40 yo men here. They all come here just because of the fact you can get "epic wins" and lure underages
Sad part is theres tons and tons of those underagers and teens that are "only" interested in older men. I've had the fortune of talking to some
honestly that shit is just gross and depressing SERIOUSLY
>"Aid" them
Thats the same shit that happened to the mimai night club shooter. The guy he fucked gave it to him and he got butthurt. Tho england is far more open to the LGBTTP, I don't want to know where the go doggin
>being forced to have sex are we?
When and where that happens you just need not to conform to common thoughts. Even if it doesn't make you look cool
>why
I was suppose to link a song to that but I forgot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMaNkyJlA_g
>I just hope the earth recovers from it wounds of humanity
You sound like a fucking spacenoid from the gundam series.
Soon we will no longer be weighed down by earths gravity and move on to the next stage of evolution
SIEG ZEON!!!
SIEG ZEON!!!
SIEG ZEON!!!
>why bad
Both can be lethal with out the proper training ;)

>>24449351
Yo swed, you weren't in the last "last" thread were you? These threads have been decently dead this mouth.
Only time this place leaves its "ded" state is when regulars drop by. Never seen any newcommers except one bring this thread from damnation.

And how many times have you use this image now? I feel like you died a long time ago and now someone is just using your info to catfish all the women on this board since your a god-tier white man

I've been on here longer than I thought and I think I'm gonna go make a start on reading this new book or just sleep.
I'll see you all when I see you.
>Scene
City life, mundane drab daily grind, the whole thing you know? You see people leave their house, put a mask, and smile through the day, go home and want to die. I physically feel like I can't deal with that again, it's boring and serves no purpose anymore.
>Fun and observe
I enjoy both, if you ever come to England though go to a real rave, a rave where it's not about showing off or jealously. We're quite known for hosting some of the best underground things so if that's your taste opt in to that rather than a club "party" or some other bullshit.
>second
I know what you mean but it's not what I'm saying.
People today are likely to claim that they needn't know the world because other's know it better. I've heard people claim they're "smart", seen people delude themselves into a feeling of mental,physical, or material superiority.
People are growing more reliant on other people to guide them.
>Gps
It's not what one knows but how one approaches the notion that they're ignorant that determines their intelligence, in my opinion anyway. I should also say I'm getting fairly tired, haha.
>40 yr old
I know, it's sad that they even exist. Not in the whole "I want them to die" sense but the fact they are so lonely or miserable that they HAVE to lurk just to feel a kick.
>underages
Honestly there is far too many, myself included I came here when I was still in secondary, god knows I wish I hadn't found it then and just stuck to the normie trends. Probably be happier desu.
>underagers
I know, I remember posting in a kik thread a while ago two of those kinds added me and one said, almost proudly, that "I'd send nudes if you were older, I like guys older, around late 20, 30's. It's just...I don't know weather to be sad at the fact that they're gleefully feeding pedophiles or sadistically happy that they're
-

>>24449458
consciously ruining themselves
>Some
So you know, haha.
>gross and depressing
Made worse by the fact that it's likely that people I used to be in class with at that age were likely to of been doing the same shit.
It's an uncomfortable thought.
>Open
I'd like to say I'm proud of that fact being who I am but I can honestly say it's a pain. I've had people tell me that they NEED to come out of closet. No reason behind it they just need to tell people what make's there clit/dick hard. It's a weird world.
>dogging
Well if you're in your 40's and want a used cumdump to slurp your dick you know where to go.
>The song is too cheery for the late night but nice legs.
I give it a
Listen in morning/10
>Next stage
I can't remember what film it is but it's about human's splitting off and becoming separate species. I hypothesize that something like that actually occurring isn't too far off. We're already seeing a change in the genetic makeup of geographically isolated communities, maybe one day we'll evolve to be formless mists devoid of any self.
>proper training
I seen enough black's fighting to know all I gotta do is have a bucket of chicken, there moms near-by and about 5 meters to walk back and I'll be sound as a pound. If the smell don't sooth them, if the mama don't beat them, then they'll swing themselves off their feet and onto the floor.
I viddied it

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Meh I think I fucked up wit this audio shit, think I just dribbled on and missed some details. But thats literally how I post shit here so all well

https://clyp.it/uygxtt4q

I could just do it over again if anyone wants, I was some what high and filled with adrenaline somethings get forgotten
Webm was during the kinda lame Asap Frec started playing, I wanted to record the mashpit but then again thats kinda gay and I was pretty busy trying not to get get hit or kicked in my mug

Plus why is CAPTCHA Legacy being so gay this mouth, or is that what google does to get ppl to stop using it for a while

>>24449532
>reading this new book or just sleep
So your just going to stay up till the sun rises again.

Its time I get off this damn website for today anyhow.
>consciously ruining themselves
See here:>>24448003
>4 out of 10 students have sugar dadies
Just think about it man, someone spending there time warped around a man old enough to be their father or prime minster.
Then they play the game of thinking no one will find out about it. Most say their into older men cause their more financially sound and mature. But usually that guy is just ass sick as the sugar baby.
Be weary of those quite girls in class not all are crazy but..........I just wanted to fuck with your head tbqh
>I need YOU to let me out of the closet anon
Thats what happens when your too cool around others, had shit like that happen at work where ppl vent to me about job sensitive material
If I was you I just disclaim I'm not helping anyone come out anymore
> 40's....cumdump........slurp
Ah man fuck off. Daily reminder that the 40yo who do that have the best paying jobs
>too cheery
>TWO
>CHEEKY
That just one of those bands where you have to listen to the lyrics high.
Most don't make since but its just about the universe ending and being powerless about it.
>Evo Lanceroltion
I'm sure its happened before in this century, thats how humans split form neanderthals. The moral from the original gundam was that man could evolve just from dwelling in space. And leaving earth is the only way of achieving it, kinda dumb but kinda smart idea

You should watch more world star fight comps, the only thing you need are basketball shorts, the upper hand, quick sucker punches, and the ability to lift and drop you opponent to the ground on his neck.
Some of those were jokes but the rest is cold hard facts, go watch one. If you don't like seeing street fights your a cuck

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Alright I'm sighing off till later today I guess, but then only europeans keep this thread alive most of the time

Heres that poster form the show. $10 for a show in a hitler oven ooooooookay pal

>>24449501
Oh shit I didn't know this was my (You). Fuck I was about to leave too. SCHEME THIS

>it's boring and serves no purpose anymore
Sooner or later your going to find thats just how life is. You should had payed attention to your parents faces as a kid when they came home, hell just look at your teachers.
Plus that sounds like noblueskys syndrome as well
>some other bullshit
Going to england is still on my bucket list or I should say to do list. Its going to happen one day. Never was a fan of the EDM trend. But i know you guys have to alot of underground shit cause some music is illegal
>other's know it better
Thats a pretty unhealthy way of learning. We have limitless caches of info now but ppl would rather have thing spoon feed to them. Not knowing that that the hand that feeds them sprinkles a little more on their like "opinions"
But thats what happens with to much knowledge i guess
>determines ignorance
Mostly you can tell if that person says their not ignorant of something, but thats up for debate
>feel a kick
I'd say they should move to another site but then it'll just turn up on the FBI's watch list. The majority of poster here are 16-29 so why not just hunt here?
>Probably be happier desu
Up for debate as well, if I stayed on facebook I'd be more depressed than I am today. I could have become some faggy ricer or st
Kek tho I think everyone found this thread as an underage.......theres fucking ppl I fapped to who later came out being way younger than me. I'm glad I'm done with fap threads tbqh
>kik thread
Those are some accusative fucking threads man. Fuck i'm sure she was fucking younger than you too, usually just makes me sad and grossed out that. Then the physiologist/criminal profiler comes out and thinks about her dad ;*(

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>>24449389
>You had me lost for words.
Only thousands more left. Words.
>>24449389
>I didn't but I do now
I always do.
>>24449389
>lessons start at 6:90.
I'll be an ok student. I also have those digital watches. I'll set the time.

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>mfw almost up to a fucking 40 hour work week while also working new departments and making great impressions on big wigs in company.

Also got me some easy mac for 30 cents/cup. Life is dope

>>24447649
>Bought those tires
Previous owner was a mechanic who maintained the vehicle to give to his daughter. I think most of the newish parts on this car are from him.

>Philly people are violent
Its all they have, fucking irish. Niggers of the white race, just past the Italians.

>Get drunk and watch movies
I would love to do that but I dont have anybody to do that with. I need friends

>A pizza a week
I could probably justify it if I worked on carts instead of recovery. Still do a decent amount of hard work though
>>24448978
>>24448563
>>24449351
>All these regulars coming back to keep the threads alive
Hoping this one dies at 500 replies. Cheers.

Midnight bump from me. Friends sister whose age I am not really sure about wants to just kick for few hours. I asked to meet me at a bar or anywhere 18+. Something didn't add up in her story. Then again I asked an old friend of mine to jump into the pool once. Hoping friend doesn't take too long, I don't fancy being near his sister one bit.

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>>24448978
can u at least tell me what it was like to hit another grill

>>24449373
Hi.
>>24449389
A lot of unpleasant people have disappeared aswell though. I agree however, it seemed decent but not good enough to actually be good imo. I think if these threads had been invented earlier something more personal could've arised but then I didn't really spend time on soc wanting to socialize necessarily.
Seemed like the last thread really didn't, first 404 i see of these tbqhwy, bit sad.
That's the thing though, there's always going to be something bothering me if this one decides to go about the new one due to it not being exactly like this. It's like travelling, hate it.
True, it'll be a sad day but a more productive one for all of us I hope. or a netflix, icecream and single tear kind of day.
I've been fine. I'd say I've been shit but that's not necessarily true as most of the things I'm doing actually pay off in the end personally. Juggling school with work and WWF which seems like an endless cycle of people wanting to have your input on the most basic of decisions. I think I've grown away from the glorified volunteer thing and just focused on what needs to be done which makes it more boring but then again i'm no fairy princess. I do it for myself only atm, you know?
I think so, should be. You might aswell torrent it if you want easy access.
>>24449468
I wasn't, I thought I was but I wasn't.
I suppose, most of the newcomers that do enter aren't necessarily responded to though. I noticed in the earlier threads a lot of people would just come in and put no real emphasis on communicating with others but just drop their info and move on which obviously made it difficult for us to interact. It's a different format I think people aren't used to just yet, typing essays is not considered enjoyment when you're a simple dickratethreader.
I use 3 pictures for these threads and I don't think I'll ever change them tbhwy. All of them kinda mask my face but the people here know who I am from them either way.

>>24449468
cont.
I haven't physically died just yet but I don't like taking pictures in general. It's not something I usually do and I only really did for threads earlier.
Besides, I wouldn't want to be in a relationship under any circumstances atm so there's not much to it. I don't post in contact threads and I don't pay attention to other posters really.
Thanks friend.

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>>24450337
Picrelated should be called "arab connections"
Yo don't get caught up any any bathroom shenanigans with those extra hours, your better than that

>maintained for daughter
Atleast you know he didn't do anything retart like with it, like rolling coal brah. Thats good assurance for a used merican cars, that guy seems like an honest man that wouldn't sell cars to blacks.

>Thru White Kangs
Theres a reason why they call them potatoniggers for a reason. Idk if they even like us niggerrimmers

>I need friends, to drink
You already got a friend, its your self-conscious. Drinking by yourself is the true testament to alphamaleism, drink till you pink bro
But you don't have to drink to get drunk, a couple of beers are always a good time to pass the time.

>justify the gut gains
Usually manual labor has a way of evening out your fat, usually for younger ppl. Then again if you buy a whole pizza its going to last maybe half the week

>>24450952
>I asked to meet me at a bar or anywhere 18+
Did you mean she asked that? Only part I didn't get, but idk man who knows what she really wants but "if dat girl underage you better be ready to be put in the cage"

Wait did your friend jump in the pool when you told him?

>>24451068
Wait what the fuck, ^this to this post right here. I want to hear that god damn girl on girl story already among other stories

>dedinside
I'd say we all are on this cantonese website but shit you do look pretty stressed out, sounds like some stand by me shit.

>>24451476
>>24451481
I can't even remember which thread I (You)'d you in, idk if all the old threads were linked either
Yeah thats something i've been picking up on, I try and tell people in the OP post that theres a time zone difference. But I know hardly anyone reads it. Alot of them just think this is a contact thread, it is but not that kind of contact.
Guess everyone is use to just dropping in and venting, well thats the way it comes off. I really do understand how these fat arse replies are unflattering, but hell its a chat/discussion thread. Theres been alot of dickraters coming in here and say "I don't understand this thread"
No sure if changing the format for newcommers was a great idea but sometime its adapt or die

But i'll never really know what you look like in real life with those obscure ass pictures. But then again I was never a really big fan of taking selfies or things like that, only this thread gets to see my dumbass face doing wacky things. But I don't think I even posted my face yet.
Kek well lucky you'd know if you were a relationship cause the boat will always be rocking
>Thanks friend.
not just labeling me as your "african connection"

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Cheeki breeki.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jmmHB3K69A

>>24451476
Hey
>>24451495
>who knows what she really wants
Kinda where I am. >>24451495
>Wait did your friend jump in the pool when you told him?
Nah we met in a steemer :D

>>24451772
>Cheeki breeki.
Breeke cheekie

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>>24451775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVJmrWTAbrk

aйй cyкa

>>24451788
aйй captain

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>>24451800
Nice dubs pham.

I'm learning Russian by eating by worksheets, am I doing it right?

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If I have upturned eyes, does that mean I am an ayy lmao?

Also r9 my butifel smile phams.

>>24451802
Tough language but once you've mastered it. It becomes something else. You can tell if someone has deeper knowledge just by following this language ability. But I like other languages. I'm going to start working on some of them in a bit.

Enjoy learnings. That song was kinda funny btw.

>>24451807
I love ayou lamos, my favorite creatures :o

>>24451810
Not that though, it's somewhat related to my native language, but it is so many levels above English in terms of difficulty.

It's a parody of a Russian song tbqh.
>>24451814
Positive canthal tilt can either look good or literal ayy lmao tier. My eyes aren't that obviously uplifted, but I sometimes think they look weird.

So it's hit or miss for me kek.

>>24451821
>so many levels above English in terms of difficulty.
Not really. I forgot the language that is though. I've seen people master any lamguage it in a year before.
>>24451821
>It's a parody of a Russian song tbqh.
Oh kek I understand now :)

>>24451825
>lamguage
I just woke but I'm usually like that. I haven't figured out where edit button is on this odd forum.

>>24451825
Russian declension is one hell compared to English tbqh.

Yes, thus the exeggerated Slavic stereotypes and stuff, kek.

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We was Romans and shiet.

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>tfw great silluethe

Thank you based God for granting me genetic superiority over rest framelets.

>>24451833
>Yes, thus the exeggerated Slavic stereotypes and stuff, kek.
I don't think that's exaggerated
>>24451833
>Russian declension is one hell compared to English tbqh.
English is just as difficult. There are different levels of difficulty.
Also, Spanish is considered an easy language but when it comes to sentence structuring. It gets weird.

>levels of difficulty
>rules like axioms
>learn

>>24451834
I like role-playing and cosplaying sometimes.

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>>24451838
You know... you might be right, kek.

Probably. It is all relative. While Russian is easier for me than to a Spanish speaker, languages like Italian might seem more difficult, while a Spanish speaker will be at obvious advantage.

Most difficult languages are constructed languages that are made to be extremely difficult with a purpose. Or that language of whistles they used to have in Canaries.

>>24451845
I just like taking slightly autistic pictures.

It's hard to with a webcam since it fucks up lighting real bad.

Picture related, Pious weeping over the degeneration of these threads and people ITT. Pious shall never, ever forgive your sins.

>>24451852
>Or that language of whistles they used to have in Canaries.
That's one heck of a language ladicle. I also agree.
>>24451852
>It's hard to with a webcam since it fucks up lighting real bad.
Try messing with different programs. It's not always the camera.

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>>24451859
Look it up, it is actually very fascinating. People use it in mountains so they can communicate over very long distances.

Retrica turns out the picture smaller than webcamtoy, so it helps with quality. Picture related; it still looks very potato, but not as much as webcamtoy.

>>24451866
>Look it up
Already have. I was impressed.
>>24451866
>so it helps with quality
Cheerlidio

Forgive me if I don't check ending numerical values. I forget most of the time. By the way it looks, yours are worth mentioning.

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>>24451878
I actually googled up "Cheerlidio".

That's alright, my dubs are for the chosen ascended anyways. Hyperboreans only bby.

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>what are you doing
Fucking your mum, oneitis and also cucking your gf. If you are a woman, I am ducking your bf in non-homosexual bareback way.
Besides that, eating this pastry.

>books
Memoirs of Casanova
Some history shite

>music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2KSoCXDQPo
>>24448563
That's because you are slowly becoming more ascended.

Well, honestly, last week has been kind of shit and I've been handling some of my problems very badly, but I kind of stopped giving a fuck and now I am doing much better. It helped me to realise there is no point in caring more than it is necessary.

So it's all good.

>>24449351
Hello.

Being busy is good, I am happy for you.
You post that song almost every damn time you are here, it makes me wonder if those musicians are paying you something for shilling their music on a Lithuanian horse breeding enthuziast forum.

>>24451068
I knocked a girl that was 15 when I was 6 years old, it's pretty good tbqh. Always been in contempt of succubi.

Ayy, seriously, how's life? You still in that pizza place?
>deadinside
Cuck faggot, it's time for ascend.

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>>24451950
>I knocked a girl that was
knocked out* to avoid any misunderstandings kek

I was very mean as a kid.

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Dropping in a post before head back to werk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1OtBRunGKI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4Wyv0Gr98g


>>24449047
I'm on a journey to Mecca O layla

I'm in the process of, some fields are still empty and haven't submit them yet
I did call one of them this morning and I had a semi argument with the information lady kek

Praypal duh

We'll move elsewhere if anything happens, but I'm pretty sure some rich boi will save us

Don't want to Delet :--D

>>24449073
I wonder if it does Anon.

>>24449074
Bitch I am the bomb
The cake was a lie

All men must die but I am no man.

>>24449080
Stfu

>>24449351
Thanks my man, Imight drop an application at your nation
Shit job shit boss and le depression...
How you been Swede.

>>24450337
Leet haxor

Also who am I talking to, what's your job like and why are you exploiting muh people's money

May this thread live long and prosper.

>>24451068
I WUZ PAINFUL.

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>>24451495
>Dont get sent to a shit department
They sort of know that I prefer easy manual labor over a cashier position. I told the recovery manager "I like doing manual labor and reporting to one or two people, not having to deal with every customer that comes down the line".

>Wouldn't sell cars to blacks
There aren't that many in my town, and the ones that are around well behaved. I don't think a black man would be interested in a 98 Cherokee, they want stuff thats more flashy, like a Lexus or Caddy.

>Your friend is your self conscious
Well, I am still technically underage for getting alcohol. I need a friend with alcohol. (Don't worry janis, I am old enough to browse the chins)

>A whole pizza will last maybe half a week
True fucking that. It will be a good half week, though

>>24452049
You are talking to the coolest man in Northern New Jersey. I am a newfag to this thread and just make small talk with the people around here and post images from hiking adventures. I work at a bulk warehouse store as a cashier/recovery/carts/free hand. I don't know who your people are, but you gotta know that money is money. Nigger money, sandnigger money, mexinigger money, its all the same. As long as I can make it through legal means, I don't give a fuck.

>you haven't been name-dropped in soc chat general in two whole threads

weak

hey vsauce

>>24451950
>EATING THE REFINED CARBOHYJEW
failure

>>24452179
I am too hungry to care about eating healthy.

>>24452182
you've mistaken your hunger for power to be a hunger for food

>>24452186
Will to power is ascent.
I eat a lot but gain no weight. I think I might have a Jewish banker in my stomach.

>numbers are the substance of all
does this prove that kek (peas be upon him) was worshipped by the pythagoreans thousands of years before he showed himself to our peoples?

>>24452190
>will to power is ascent
>a scent
>name drops the eternal nose in the next line

what did he mean by this

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>>24452196
Yes.
You know.
>>24452198
Nietzsche said that his nostrils are divine, so think about that.

And nose is so ever connected to the anathema of the hyperborean souls that we are, that is, denial.

.hi pol

will 2 power

>>24452222
top digits lad

>>24452227
hope yr life is going well
i'm out
-d

>>24452232
assuming its actually you
it's so so, my old fren, there is some shit that aches me a lot and helps me stay sleepless
wish you were around more
kind of miss you, despite all the shit i've said

hope everything is ok for you as well

(you)'s are half assed because i'm setting up my speaker and music and trying to read some stuff

>>24452049
>Bitch I am the bomb
Weak af my nig
>lie
Never gon make that bake off gr8 again
>all men
ew fuck off to tumblr, make 4chan illegal again
>>24451950
>ascended.
but what if I don't want to contribute to the natural order? ;_;
>problems badly
>badly
airgh, well, git healthy
>all good
o fugg
>>24451068
1 post by id
bby no tease
>>24451476
>unpleasent
I remember the sad guy left and spammed r9k and b a while ago
>404
/soc/ seems dead, it's weird but this week's been very strange. More people are being more social and yet i've seen more people looking miserable simultaneously. o vell
>change is bad
it's come to be expected. thnks 4 the memories evn tho they weren't so great, they taste like cyanide and jazz...
>my own
i know, just remember to have some fun with it.
>torrent
i tried that once, my pc got aids. like you couldn't find a more infected creature even if you pulled up outside a highway strip club.
>>24449901
>only
I've been writting all day, plz no. Just take my hand and let us wander the beach.
>ok student
this is japan now
>set the time
social construct, reeee
>>24449765
>how life is
it is what you make it, or how you delude yourself
>illegal
if you do tell because i might be able to find a list of some up coming warehouse things
>subjective education
lyfe, too fuckard to put more info but you get the point
>16-29
they're easy and already pathetic in some regard, i see your point
>fap threads
...people tell me it wasn't to that llama girl that was 15
actually i don't wanna know desu
>>24449637
>anyhow.
enjoy the kfc

>>24452451
>all day
Oh pls. At least we don't live on Venus where day is like 243 earth days. Earthicans would complain about everything.
>>24452451
>wander
Takes two to begin the process
>>24452451
>japan
Hirasaku. Inb4 it's a word. Zomg it is.
>>24452451
>reeee
Normie

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>>24452526
>live on Venus
Prefer venus over neptune but that's just me
>carbon based life forms will complain about anything
true, radiation is just background noise to some.
>takes two
don't know if rejecting or offering
>it's a word
google for clairty
met by long doggo
uncertain
>normie
i accept

>>24452553
>neptune
Reasons?
>>24452553
>true, radiation is just background noise to some.
Superpowers for others. Leathal, slow decay, overall we all have some.
>>24452553
>i accept
Want to believe too badly

>>24452580
I have many
bananas are radioactive they are the fruit of the radiation. #youmoreyouswallow
do not conform, do not seek conformity, just fap furiously into your mothers eye so that she may watch your children.

R u going to invite me???

>>24452641
>children
Need two for that

:)

>>24452645
not with science
>>24452643
oh um

>>24452647
Men have evolved to prduce a fused spermatozoa?
>>24452647
>oh um
Ask your parents though

>>24452652
>Ask your parents though
but am fatman
>fused boibettybouce bomb
with all the little squiggly bits too

>>24452655
That's cool I guess

>>24452658
oh

>>24452686
>oh
I invite you den

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take good word
turn it backwards
>>24452451
Even sleepers are workers and collaborators in what goes on in the Universe.
- Heraclitus

Well, I guess it is me not being able to get over certain things and the fact that I should move on, but I am stubborn bastard with a penchant for impulsivity, so it takes a good while for me to grow into whatever new attitude I am assuming, but I think it's working desu.

No fugging now.

>>24452690
>I invite you den
but i dont wan go neo
>>24452695
>clit
am sad nu more
>working
gud
>celibacy
but is butt stuff although, bert? Because I'd be badly burned if the butt, booty, and bum chum fun was to stop.

>>24452803
>neo
Busy myself rn

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WHOA WOWY, WAKE UP TO MY ROOM SMELLIN LIKE FISH AGAIN CAUSE MY DAWG AND THEN i SEE THESES 50 NEW POSTS

Maybe its time.........

>>24452813
>Busy myself rn
Still have time to make a reply, maybe your an octopus

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>>24452833
>Still have time to make a reply, maybe your an octopus
You know your batman

I like replying btw.

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>>24452856
>You know your batman
Lel I'm glad I'm not a capeshit fag or i'd give you a long talking to, I laughed tho but watch your self its 2016. The year of "we're nerds xDD"

But damn I loved elton john in that tv show

>>24452813
i was but then i fixed everything now i'm bored

>>24452939
>>24452939
>fixed
Aren't you, the tinkerer
>>24452904
>i'd give you a long talking to
No kidding
>>24452904
>xDD
Xp
>>24452904
>elton john
Music is still k and piano skills are alright
What's not like

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wip

>>24452978
no
f8 me in mud

>>24453168
In mud we fitie

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>>24453225
tis on

>>24453231
It is

>>24452904
>elton
Man's legend

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Well I'm bored af.

>>24453509
Pretty sick art the dude of mine.
>bored
Nonsense, draw more

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>>24451773
>meet in the steamer
Sounds like a bois night out if i ever heard one

>>24451834
BRING BACK THE TOGA MR.OBAMA

>>24451866
>>24451878
What is this double dubs shit, where are the mods?

>>24452049
>head back to work
Fuck you and your zings
I-is that head (of goatfish?) going in the deep fryer? I mean you could always skull fuck too....

On your way to the land of bimmers clad in cheetah print and white sheiks.

You better keep on top of those positions, idk when the next semester is but surely, Surely their going to be taken before then
Kek who hung up first you or her? Idk what you do to people to sizzle their mince so much but its always funny.

>praypal
On the iTunes store and Google Play
Alright alright, you get that power prayer after I get you debit card

gayddit is out of the question(for the time being), bodybuilder's board is just as shitty as here tho ;^).
If its that /pol/tard nu-male millionaire. I'd rather walk in the sunset and get shot and beaten by the police

I just want this thread to be a MALE safespace, pls delet

>>24452122
You sound like a honest mehican, I'm sure if you keep up the work you'll have more job security than the fat manger

>black man would be interest
I heard a couple stories from my last job about some black mechanic was told to gtfo trying to buy a craiglist car. If anything eastcoaster nigs like their classics, cutlass supreme or buck regal maybe.

If theres a will theres a way to get "blitz" or "high" like native americans say. Use to have my hippie dealer buy me beer after I bought from him, he was a encyclopedia of imports
Kek and I think you and that slavic gypsy are the same age so your both fags and should fuck

>good
Depends if you have roommates or siblings. My sister use to have thing where she'd eat left over pizza in the "morning"

Is this the 4chan safe version of that panorama? That lake could use some good dumping

>>24452156
REVEAL YOURSELF THEN
Idk if I've ever been either ;*(

>>24453547
>What is this double dubs shit, where are the mods?
Read the rulez.
You're allowed to have one pair of dubs, as long as it's not accidental™
>>24453547
>bois
You're in the club. Bubble bath, towel fights and sleepovers are just the tip of the mountain.

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>>24452451
>delude
Either do that out eat a mouth full of redpills and live in a shelter
>if you do tell
I pray this thread lasts till I'm too old for it, still trying to find the cheapest flights. Its cheaper to fly to Stockholm than to fly into london
>you get the point
I honestly cant remember what I said in my bloated replies
>29 easy?
I'd laugh at you for that (insert char meme) but some 27 yo grill added me on steam just to beg for killing floor 2. It was $30 she was twenty fucking seven m8, da fuck
>llama girl
Ahhh man what a shitstorm, yeah man that whole shit was true. The truth hurt but its a necessary to move on
That also goes into how pedos thrive here, there was some 30 yo dad stalking that femanon too

>enjoy Killing. Freckled. Cracker.
You know I will

>>24452978
>No kidding
Bitch if that was a long post for your simple minded /b/ related posting............Then You Got Another Thing Coming
>Xp
(´･ω･`)
>k and alight
I've always like him but sounds like you have a bone to pick with his playing

>>24453509
>>24453231
Your bored I'm bored what new

That shading is getting pretty dosh too, thats progress. But whats with the filter, is this going on your insta?
Draw some donald trump political art

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>>24453547
>Job security
Dude my direct manager fucking loves me. I could fuck his wife if I asked nicely. I am good with job security

>Cutlass and buicks
Why do niggers love "luxury"? Any idiot with half a brain knows that Buicks are shit. But I guess if we are talking about niggers than intelligence goes out the window. Bix nood and all that.

>Get high
One thing I want to do is try adderall and play insurgency, but I dont have a good connection for good adderall. Sucks, man. I am not a fag, don't play for that team. I don't want any sort of boy butt or boy pussy or whatever the fuck its called. I want some good old fashioned white bread american blonde pussy. I aint fuckin no dude.

>Lake needs dumping
I'll call our mutual friend to take care of that thing that I told him about. I will make sure that problem gets dealt with and I will clean the sink, if you know what I mean.

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>>24453576
Just read the rules again since "someone" brought it up. But good lord when was the last time anyone read these.
>lol u tk him 2da bar|?
When was this a thing?

Don't think I've read the rules since 2011 tbqh
>tip of the mountain
>tip
Surely there would be a ton of more extravagant was to do it up in da club. But those bubble baths got my attention

>>24453597
>manager loves fucks me
So did my bossman then I mixed the synthetic with the regular and shit got real. Dude just suck his dick at least once okay..........

>"luxury"
I never understood how fuzzy ass carpets, tacky plastic and an extra cigarette lighter was "LUX". You could say the same with babyboomers and coal runners thinking a loud ass v8 and straight away is all you need

>adderall for vids
Just go buy some of the strongest adult cough medicine you can get and drink it all. Your from NJ the capital of the synthetic drug scene, just got to ask some dudes at work.
That rebuttal speaks other wise on which team you play. Don't be a fag everyone is ripping and tear boibutt these days. Daily reminder that those ALL American Girls could be traps in 2016. Your going to need a binding contact to get laid

I trust that your friend is of the most utmost level of profession. These.....things tend to be troublesome matter but a necessary for our.....business. Especially on this, the day of my daughter's wedding.

>>24452049
RELEASE THE FOUGHTIN STORY ALREADY OBAMA. YOU FUCKING KENYAN

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>>24453687
>mixed the synthetic with the regular
What? I am lost. Also not sucking my boss's dick.

>Millennials like burning coal on their cars
They like doing it with their bodies, too.

>Cough medicine
Maybe, maybe. Would need someone to ground me, too. Goddammit I need to get a friend at work to get fucked up with. Dana, why do you ignore me like this?

>All girls are traps
Society is fucked. It is something in the fucking water, I swear. Those fucking old people got the last laugh, they fucked our generation up for the fucking dentist kikes.

>The day of my daughter's wedding.
This matter is time sensitive and must be dealt with quickly, we cannot drag it out like that movie that shall not be named. I might call our friend from North Caldwell. The fat man there has connections and knows of a good place to get clothes dry cleaned.

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>>24453709
The blurry pic related is the Vasquez rocks in LA county. Brah they shot star trek over there

>I am lost
We all are lost lambs with out a shepard. Just don't refill motor oil dispenser while your eating egg mcmuffins

>burning is not rolling son
I'm sorry Megan fucked da crew but don't take that out on me fampie. I'm not a mandingo

>ground me
Idk if adderall is that powerful where you need someone to watch you. Every time I hear about peps doin it, everyone there does it. Pretty sure it won't make you jump out a window or anything.
>Dana
That sounds like a black dude even tho its a grill name. Pick up cigarette smoking just for the fact to start up convos

>T-they put something in the water, t- to make you forget
Its not in the water, its in the "air". Get it? Like "on the air". I think I figured out the exact point when the babyboomers fucked us. Drive thru fast food desu, think about it

>friend from North Caldwell
This is the same "friend" from north caldwell who knows how to MAKE "things" disappear in a timely matter is it not? The same fellow who wacked Jimmy Baihtoni on his shmuck of a fathers funeral? Do what has to be done, and Tony.....don't fuck me on this
These thread needs more themed posting senpai, just imagine try to post like a roman

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>>24453833
>Mixing work and breakfast
Poor display, boss

>Meghan
Dammit now I wanna play DX HR again. Also wtf is rolling coal?

>Won't make you jump out a window
I want it to make me good at video games. I need a doping scheme

>Fast food is making us retarded
Dammit, thats some hidden shit. It is the last thing you would think of.

>Namedropping
You fuckin ditzune what did I tell you about names? We ain't posting under none so we don't mention none! Got it? I don't know you, I don't know who "Tony" is. I am going to work at my job at the post office, pay my taxes, and not break any laws.

>Posting as romans
Ave, true to Caesar

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Look to waht me lizard is up to.

See this, shedding for the second time I had him or her(?) Doesn't look like hes having fun, last time didn't look like he had trouble.
Reminds me of getting my feet stuck in a onesie as a niglet

Uhhhhhhh should I help or let nature scratch this guys back?

>>24453582
>........
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>>24453582
•w•
>>24453582
>bone
Have my rib(
>>24453687
Since "someone" posted rules, I might as well read them.
>>24453687
>When was this a thing?
Future presentfrom the past
>>24453687
>Don't think I've read the rules since 2011 tbqh
You don't want to get b& I hope not
>>24453687
>to do it up in da club
I happen to know a decent dj
>>24453687
>bubble baths
Swim suits required. Or not.
>>24453687
>attention
Sounds formal
>>24453833
Siick piic

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>>24453867
>Mixing work and breakfast
Thats what happens when your boss pick up from home, and their 20 mins late

>DESX
I've stiiiiiiil haven't played that one, idk why I haven't either

>what is rolling coal you might say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBQFnUgv37c
Its where you mess with the emission system on diesel engine to make the exhaust come out rich and black as nigger dick. They aparently made it illegal to do that now, but ain't no union law gonna make the good old boys stop

>how to get good at vidyas
You know you could always try.....you know to.....git gud
Go buy red orc 2 if you want to get good at realistic shooters, plus weed

>Government cover up flaunted by dedicated fast food enthusiast
Well I just meant that the creation of the fast food chain was the beginning of lazy america. But then again they do serve clone meat now and pink slim

> I am going to work at my job
Tony you've been robbing trucks and beating junkies before I found you on the street. Now your doing the same act but when MY name behind....and do you know why that is? Cause I put you on that pedestal. I put you up there, now if your going to tell me how to conduct business in my own damn house.
Then tony my friend, I'll just have to put a call in to some reputable men I know.

>Caesar
Its Cissar you mother fucker ncr jockey

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>>24454045
>He hasnt played HR
Dude go pirate it and play it

>Dumping thousands into your cummins truck to piss of bicyclists
Fuckin a I gotta admire the financial dedication

>Getting good
Could try that but dope seems more fun

>Lazy america
Probably was the boomer's best creation

>Calling a hit on tony
Fuck, new sopranos finale theory?

>NCR Jockey
Nico, what is this "NCR" you speak of? Is it the name of an American girl?? Does she have big american titties?

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>>24451495
kekked at filename jej

>>24451950
lel do you remember why? details plz, if you can
how is life with you? how is school and how much do you hate/love it? am very curious
>kuk fegget
lel fuq off I'm trying to a$$cend as we speak. I'm in a master's program right now and I teach twice a week. I can't tell if my students hate or tolerate me, heh

>>24452049
get ur azz bak here

>>24452451
am behind 7 proxies

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>>24453915
>•w•
Nah man your going to have to go to 2channel to get some nip emojis. Its the only way
>have bone will rip
How much meat are we talking here? Enough for a dry rub or with sauce?
>well read them
why all the fun come out of what you "didn't" know. Thats liability right there
>b&
Happened before could happen again. Tho this thread seems to be under the radar
Rule 34 when?
>decent dj that gives a decent bj
You posted that on purpose right? I mean that was the first thing I thought after reading it
>swim suit
Do edible ones dissolve in the tub?

Does the high desert give you boners

>>24454074
>pirate in late 2016
Where at tho? I don't feel safe dl'in any games after kat went down.

>financial dedication
You know it probably all rounds about to the same as buying some nigger wheels. then again you can rent rims now

>dope
Which one do you mean by saying dope. East and west phrases are confusing

>best creation
Nah pic related is

>finale theory
Time to make a dedicated thread on /tv/, but i thought he just died of aids at the end

Roman I no want to go bowling with you man, sorry I-I got stuff going on(chambers handgun) Go call little jacob man

>>24454081
Ayyyy the other fabled gif poster returns, but I'd hate to inform you thats not how a autist spasms when he's on that spectrum. Maybe I'll give it a try but I need to make this casserole

But filename is the greatest damn quote out of that series man, And best manlet antagonist.........and and best lips......and wig
Hows your firday going?

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>>24454074
Fucccc picrelated is picrelated I forgot to your reply to you with

just got home and gonna pass out soon
have you guys ever met somebody you could relate to
even if by a small bit
someone who makes you feel like youre freefalling from the sky
and you didnt even pack a chute lol
im going to feel like shot later fuck it tho
>>24452049 et make me

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>>24454127
how would u kno
kek why the fuk r making a casserole. I had to google what that meant
"it's just..........................................................good............................................................................................................business."

I like the wig too. If I ever become a supreme court judge, I will wear that at every hearing. Friday is going iight. haven't had free time like this in a while so here I am.
how bout you? did that chad-interviewer guy ever get back to you? do I have to fight someone?

>>24454127
>2channel
One too many channels for me I am afraid. Might download out of curiosity.
>>24454127
>meat
The meat is okay, some protein .
>>24454127
>Enough
Always is and maybe tasty
>>24454127
>out of what you "didn't" know
So is health
>>24454127
>Tho this thread seems to be under the radar
I know. Minefield. Use a dummy then move carefully.
>>24454127
>You
Does have good music
>>24454127
>Do edible ones dissolve in the tub?
I've never had an edible ones before.
>>24454127
>Does the high desert give you boners
And chills. Nite time ofc.

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Goddam this is a nice night. Listening to music, playing CIV5, and the thread is actually alive.

>>24454127
>kind of pleb who doesnt know about bit che
Get it. Searches all websites like a search engine.

>renting rims
I wonder if that is a good business to go into

>Dope
Anything, man. Weed or an upper.

>that bathroom handle bar
Fuck me I need one.

>Tony died of AIDS
He did sleep around with a lot of hooers.

>He is not continuing the posting of various romans
:(

>>24454132
Had one. Have to say it works. Had to rip the tile out.

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>>24454153
>you could relate to
Plenty of times, but thats only the tip of the iceberg, now you have to tell him/her about your addiction to cantonese imageboards

>>24454175
Because I dwell on that spectrum, not really but I remember getting some letter from kaiser about some autism program. Pretty sure it was for me, but lol the elementary school I went use to have all the special needs "men" where my class was. Can't forget screams like that
Bro I had to google casserole cause I no know how to spell it. Brah its an enchilada casserole so "be advised"

I think I need to dl that movie know, idk why that line is so cash but it is. Now I can't stop saying that shit thanks

English judges and lawyers still wear powdered wigs all day(blame law and order uk). Makes me want to study law and move over there with my merican cali accent and lose every case.
>free time
And you come here? To bother this thread? You should go buy some 12% beers or something for to night

Kek get your gloves I couldn't come in last week cause god hit me in face with a gay guy flu, I'm just going to give myself a dealine with this job or find some other place.

>>24454197
>too many channels
Fuck off fag. Hah you can't just dl the internet......right?
>protein
Theres also some other stuff that high in it
>So is dealth
I'm deathy enough for that
>minfileds
Well you can hide alot of "stuff" in one. Like chessy pizza stuff
>never
You need to get out of that fly over state then
>Nite time ofc
Mostly chilly up there at night, unless its the summer then it could be a good 70 or 80F

>>24454200
Thread is alive but I have to go in and out cause I'm a cookwhore. Had the water boil over of the chicken cause I was posting in da club

>bit che
Sounds like a FBI sting to me. I haven't been following to many sites so I'm at a lose. But russian trackers are always god-teir when their not being fags

>good business to go into
Fuck I'd get in on that shit, you know how many fags but rims on their to do list for their cars rather than changing a motor mount
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeAQLZqhJXA
Vid very related

>weed or a upper
See now I'm confused, I could go ask for dope and he gives me a fucking $300 price tag for a handful of pills

>needing anything in the shower
Real og just slip and bust their heads in the shower. Builds character

Pic related is the only true roman(doesn't matter he was a thracian)
Blood and Sand was the shit tho I need to rewatch it

>>24454202
Remind not to get that for my gmom, not trying to be her tile man too

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Fuck man I need to stop doing this sht>>24454200

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>>24454307
>Hah you can't just dl the internet......right?
Why you upload aha
>>24454307
>other stuff
There are
>>24454307
>I'm deathy enough for that
In Mexico we celebrate
>>24454307
>Like chessy pizza stuff
You know my dinner?
>>24454307
>>24454307
>then
Can try
>>24454307
>chilly
Read me mind chilly Willy
>>24454389
>tile man too
That made me lol

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Boss is gone for 4 hours wat do

>>24454667
Check if fire extinguishers are working :))

>>24454667
If you're not a druggie. Leave a joint on his desk.

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>>24454683
Umm sir

>>24454686
I could use one but does an insect work ?

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>>24454615
I've never uploaded anything in my life ;^)
>In Mexico we celebrate
>we
Never heard a white person say they were related to them. Just.....wait are you
>You know my dinner?
Perfect time for picrelated mah friend
But I'm about to eat the enchilada I made so be blessed with all that cheese in you
>Read me mind
You are somewhat intoxicated or something close to it
>made you laugh
Why you got to laugh at my pain. I bet your one of those ppl who support Kevin Harts career

>>24454667
Why are their eye balls laying around that place. Spppppeeeeetttt.....where can I acquire a human heart?
I have alot of blood I need pumped out of my basement

>>24454695
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What the fuck this is a fire hazard, call the proper authorities and exit the building. My good your boss is a madman

>>24454737
Kek btw my eyeball lead to a Sirius family issues yesterday
My uncle(dad bro) went to my grandfathers(mothers parents) ranting about how we mistreat him and we c"claim" we don't eat meat so often but he saw some head meat in the fridge kek
Then my mother had to explain how she had an cray daughter who got a sheeps eye from the butcher for... Well she had no idea why but it was a hot topic yesterday

Working on that heart thing , prob is heart is a popular meal here so it's not free like the eye.


Dude and I'm surrounded by all this paper I could get bbqued 4 reel

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>>24454755
Pic related

>>24454755
>>24454758
Whoa I thought you were over exaggerating about that paper, but that shit could kill you if it fell over.

Just imagine if one spark got it them........then bomb you got a fire ball and no fire extinguisher

Kek H why didn't your parents just name you Eris
So your uncle got butthurt about you guys not feeding "him" meat. Then he sees a head of meat and thinks your lying. He knows theres like 20% of meat on those things right. Counting the brain too
Did your mum really even ask why you had it or just didn't bother asking, cause thats how you know she's done lol.
>for...
But for why indeed, but then again I'm "weird" so I already know the answer honestly. I just want to know where you get all those mason jars

I'd eat a heart as long as its cooked, not bloody, and not human. Maybe if its cooked in blood I'd go for it idk

>>24454307
Plenty of times really
Thats interesting
This might be the first time a person has fascinated me as much as they do now.
No addiction lol first time posting in weeks just felt like dropping a turd in tho

>>24454922
Should have said a decent amount of times like not really that often, but this is coming from the guy cause my last post came off chad'ie
What exactly are you fascinated about this other femanon errrrrr I mean real world girl?
Okay anon keep telling your self that anon, I'll make sure to vent about this in my /r9k/ thread

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My eyes are beginning to burn and light is no longer my friend, let my sleep come in force and spare no expense.
But before that look at this pic of the enchilada casserole I made. I've make enchiladas before but not in this king of kings form the...(look over my shoulder)whites call a casserole.

All in all it was "decently bretty okay", the meat was a little rough, but I sure thats what I get for over boiling it earlier.

I'm off to rip and tear

>>24455118
Looks a little dry

>>24454695
Be creative
>>24454697
Roach
>>24454737
>I've never uploaded anything in my life ;^)
Neither have I ;#
>>24454737
>Never
Not the beiber
>>24454737
>them
One of them
>>24454737
>Just
There are people who risk lives diving deep to find perls. You could use proper diving equipment, but what's fun. ly.
>>24454737
>picrelated
Its always related *;
>>24454737
>eat
An orgamish, that's goood news
>>24454737
>something close to it
something close
>>24454737
>Kevin Harts career
Very possible

>>24454695
It's a pain to clean after you release. Learned it the hard way :D

You guys are the mold in this b(read)
You keep it alive and wriggling.
gg
>>24454081
>am behind 7 proxies
butt
>>24453582
>what new
well i find my old speakers and i'm blasting out some tunes and sem-tunes
>filter
I have to use instagram to make it actually visable, the filter shows the line better.
>draw trump
I will...when i see some
>>24453582
>do it or open your mouth
:o
>can't remember
me either...i still don't get why i'm loading up this page..you ugys are like the likable cancer.
>Goldiggers
omfl there's tons of those cunts. ALTHOUGH some dude off here bought me two games for no reason so...yey?
>da fuc
if you have vagaga you get used to being gaga and getting easy shit
>30yr dad
i feel that if my parents used this site i'd disown them.
>>24453532
>Pretty sick art the dude of mine.
flirting will get you a cookie
>draw more
but i'm out of ideas.

>>24455646
>cookie
Have to shake on it
>>24455646
>but i'm out of ideas.
Me too atm. Not too well. It'll flourish. Style is nice.

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>>24454389
>FBI sting
It ain't. I have been using it for months now after KAT went down. It is just a simple search engine.

>Putting that Merc on bricks because some idiot didnt pay his bill
Dammmit what a poor sight. That car deserves a better owner

>Ask for dope and get ripped off
I dunno man. Be more specific with your dealer. I just want a nice grill to get fucked up and play vidya with. Eventually it will happen, I am sure of it.

>Builds character
and neck problems

Better roman coming through, not some fag

>>24455667
>shake on it
I have no hands
>flourish
aww bby goose

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>>24455790
>I have no hands
Okay then, what do you suggest?
>>24455790
>goose
Goose is lose

>>24455806
>suggest?
shrek me deck
>lose
spruce moose is a silly goose

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>>24455808
>shrek
>>24455808
>spruce moose is a silly goose
Slice the cake, I have a toast

>>24455841
his great mighty glaspers glasped my glaspmeat and with a thunderous rawr the sky birthed a horde of donkey's and mud. It was the majesty.
>cut the throat and spit in the hole
huny u r giving me the scare.

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>>24455864
>majesty
The Majesty
>>24455864
>scare
No damn it. The cake you eat.

>>24455873
an heron
>no
not wat u said last night
>just eat it
but i dont wanna get fit
>boi
waddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

p

>>24455883
>p
I'll catch you later. I guess.

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>>24455883
Gtg I guess.

>>24451590
I think it was the one prior to the last one, I remember coming and getting a lot of responses, big ones. Feel annoyed at myself for never being able to sit down and work at everything here.
I can see the contact bit, I feel like even this forum is the correct one and the most suitable one for this thread the community is still lackluster when it comes to interacting. Most likely due to the fact that people initially come to 4chan for /b/ and then never leave that dipshit mentality. Making it carry on onto other boards, such as this one.
I don't think they're unflattering in the slightest desu, maybe if you find typing them out annoying but I always feel appreciated when someone has decided to put time into talking to me for more than a sentence or two.
I didn't necessarily understand the thread from the beginning, when I first saw it I think I avoided it because it wasn't like anything I had first tried getting into and thought the board was about.
It feels good to have people you kinda know though, considering the state of the board.
I suppose I can update people, not that I feel it really matters what anyone looks like here but if that's requested I might aswell.
Thanks, my african connection.
>>24451773
Hey.
>>24451950
Hey.
It's good to an extent I'd say, I find myself getting bored all too much when doing the things I tend to enjoy nowadays.
I've posted that song twice I think, I post a lot of songs from the same band however as I listen to them a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TBeax3Fgmk
Here you go.
>>24452049
Feel free, I'll label you as an international connection.
That's annoying, I hate shitty management skills in any authoritative figure, ruins the whole experience.
I've been fine, same old really. Can't complain but not necessarily enjoying the time atm.
It'll either get better and more relaxed or I'll get burnt out and die.

>>24456152
Hey.

>ywn be as based as James Holcomb

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That feel when revision is so dull you're literally using a website just to stay awake because you have no one to talk too that is studying your study.

Y study even?

Gone write (You)'s tomorrow.
>>24456351
I'll profile your DNA if you know what I mean.

>>24456374
You'll extract some of my cells by preforming a colonoscopy with an egg beater and some industrial glue. Then clean the DNA using a centrifuge before placing the isolated nucleic acid into a thermocycling unit before finally undergoing electrolphorisis ? Oh bby you turn my current on.

>>24456351
It'll be more fun to perform DNA profiling. Steal kits from school. 200k should cover that.

>>24456482
>DNA profiling.
Is you volunteering laddo?

>>24456505
Only if you draw my blood.

>>24456512
but can we share needles?

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>>24455145
Yeah thats how I felt too, that is if your talking about the sauce and not the cheese. Can't go throwing to much cheese or it defeats the purpose
Went to easy with the enchilada sauce but you could still taste it so I was happy about that.

Next time it will be better

>>24455601
>Be creative
Then whats going with this post format?

Oh you know thats a goddamn lie
///Better believe it
//////Them of many
/////////What are you on about bloody perl diving, none of anything you say makes sense
////////////Amish?
///////////////Very possible you have no clue what I say

There you go anon

>>24455646
>bread mold
So your saying we're toxic to society and can only benefit it by being thrown away?
Fuck you then
>speakers
Hey throw those my way I need a new pair to play with since my amplifier blew them out. Never got to see just how loud that thing gets
>I have to use instagram
No you don't man, you killing braincells using that thing. Now wat you need mah nig is this bootleg copy of photoshop my man Laytrail got around the corner
but nah you should go dl photoshop, you can build on another skill with it.
>when i see some
What is this......a fucking threat? Bro send me your british equivalent of trump and I'll draw him
>:o
꒰ •͈́ ̫ •͈̀ ꒱ˉ̞̭
>likable cancer
>loading up page
Wat? You have as much blood on your hands posting in this thread.
If I go down you better swear god is with you, cause I'm a coming four (You)
>/soc/ if full of cunt golddiggers, thats how I got Euro Truck Sim
Bro thats fucked, where are my free games at? Did you have a pic of a grill ass your avatar or something? Or you had to spread boipuss
> easy shit
I'll never understand why some women want to become mean. If their were lazy to begin with their better off sticking with the vag motive
>i'd disown
Just imagine if they already knew what 4chan was from the start. "son can you stop shitposting on your dumb weeb site and help your mum with the groceries"

>>24456519
Everything but that

>Very possible you have no clue what I say

>>24456521
I do, I don't, I thought I did.

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>>24456521
>Fuck you then
Oh don't tease, it's been so long since i've been touched by another living thing...well does my sock count, it's kinda breathing...
>my way
only if you tell me how the fuck to fix them. Seriously the unit inside, I think, got knocked and the wires are loose.
>PS
If I can get a free Lt then maybe, but don't you actually need skill to use it good?
>equiv
behold
>posting
tru
should just krill bread with rwoof doggos
>free games
i still don't understand it desu
i think it was something with the "bigger dick" thing that some of you americans do. you know, show off by being passive aggressively helpful
>stop shitposting
one problem with using this site is when elliot roger comes up in class and i just envision the pepe's and "rare" elliots and videos. Stifling a laugh while people all react normally to it

>>24456549
done diddly dealio

>>24456604
Maybe that too lol.

As in everything but

>>24456628
2l8
>>24456616
lel

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>>24455783
I'm stuck on that extratorrent lyfe rn, not the best of sites but they have some decent shit. But they do blow out your ip address and try shilling their vpn service after kat went down

>your green text is exactly what that vid depicts
Ehhhhhhh it was just a S-class, nothing really of value lost I guess, those things have more problems then gary busey.
Damn sorry gary

>your dealer
Its 2016 I live in solcal, I don't have a dealer anymore. only ghetto rats still buy dry nigger weed from blacks and mexicans.
You might as well switch to consoles if you want that, finding a girl who isn't into blizzard shit is impossible now.

>I call them neck challenges
What does kill you makes you stronger.....and qualify for disability

Ahhhh yes his majesty, ruler of all of rome and its hailed provinces. Lord of the cheddar cheese pizza sauce and keeper of diarrhea alliance. Caesar....beside that nigga is roman
Do you guys have those over their? Their pizza seems to get worse and worse

Not posting the most accurate deception of a greek god-warrior......are you even trying?

>>24456555
I thought I knew alot of things

>>24456640
Yeah yeah
>>24456655
>I thought I knew alot of things
Too cloudy rn. Idk. Idk. I wish ik.

>>24456152
Jesus fuck I type out this whole fucking reply and copied to my clipboard, hit paste and this is what I get
>I thought
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuyc I'm pissed bare with me

Funny how this thread is, you come here wanting make a convo then you get assaulted with 5 or 6 (You)s and it takes half a day to respond to them. But for whatever reason i always feel bad if I don't get back to ppl's replies here, tho some don't give a damn about me replying back.
And some don't give a damn about your (you) to them. Waking up to some replies is always a nice feeling tbqh
I tried my best with the format but I guess you can't do anything if the community are a bunch of thirsty underagers and /b/tards. Theres been a good number of first timers here that say they "were told to come here from /b/" most of them can't hold a covo at all but not all.
But theres still a number of /soc/'ers that don't even touch /b/ that have the same problem. One example are femanons from the /shg/ thread, some don't even try chatting and just seem like they expect a flood of (you)s from men cause thats how their thread works. But enough of this thread warfare
This thread might be one of the most sociable (normie) threads on the board. And thats why no one likes it lol
And thats up to you, but shit I care what ppl look like hear. Theres way way to many 30 yo here so pics always help. And the fact that theres a permalurker dwelling in here somewhere

>my african connection
I wish I could find a pic fomr that movie coming to america now

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>>24456596
Enjoy you bloody benis then, socks are only for your feet fampie anything else is blasphemy. Crusty socks are not living things either
>fuck to fix
Your going to have to open it up and show me then, if anything a wire cam lose or got fried. Got any needle noise pliers?
>behold
is that the lady from dr.who?
>krill bread with rwoof doggos
Nah feeding moldy bread to a dag will just give them gas if anything
>"bigger dick"
Hmmmmmm that almost sounds about right, idk why thats a thing here, it just is. But I'd rather be that than a drunk group of scotts always play fighting and puting our foreheads together, cause manlove
>Stifling a laugh
Well its just going to get worse. I already say pepe on the FUCKING news and a whole bunch of other internet memes. But I remember being that faggot in hs who yelled out "cool story bro" in class. Just typing that made me cringe a little.
Why can't that memory just go away?

>>24456666
Idk man I just..........idk about idk'ing anymore

>>24456750
>Idk man I just..........idk about idk'ing anymore
Idk forever maybe. I'm positively idk about that.

Pious shall bless this thred with (You)'s in a moment.

>>24452803
You homo.

You're mum said that as well when I was "working" on her. :')

No, it isn't, I curse you in name of Jesus.
>>24453547
T O G A

It's meme magic.
>>24454081
She was the sister of my brothers friends, I guess I kind of teased her and got her pissed and she said something that didn't sit well with me so I tried knocking her the fug out.

Alright, was down this week, but am getting better. Schooling is alright, will have two pretty busy weeks in front of me atm.
I like it personally tbqh.
Feels odd, in a way, to return to there.

So did you move out?
They probably tolerate you because you're qt, so bois are probably actually hitting on you but your semi-autistic brain can't process that kek.
>>24456152
Well, things do tend to lose novelty, I guess part of the mainting a positive attitude to life is trying to find novelty in old things, as cliche and platitudish it would sound like.
Oh mang, that's a great song kek. Are you secretly a Slav? Pls adopt me senpai if you are my relative through some odd family connection.
>>24456461
Oh yes and not only that.
Industrial glue in all the right places bby.

I THINK I REPLIED TO ALL OF YOU, BUT IF I DIDN'T, PLEASE HINT ME THE APPROXIMATE LOCATION OF YOUR POST SO THAT I MIGHT

t. AUTISM

Page 9 bump

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>>24456655
>pleb trackers trying to shill shit
Might as well hit up TPB if youre going with the shit sites

>Making fun of gary busey
That guy has been through some real shit. He would probably eat your face if you said that to him in person.

>Switch to consoles to find grills
Trying shit at work, maybe it will pan out. Buddy of mine found his sort of gf like that, as you already know. Look for a friend, hope for a girlfriend.

>Little ceasars on the east coast
Around my area there are some. From what I hear they are owned and operated by blacks. Pizza is fucking disgusting, but it is 5 dollars.

Fuck this, I am nomaR posting.

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>>24457649
I am retarded, Roman backwards is namoR, not nomaR.

>>24455091
I get you lol, yeah very few people have left lasting impressions.
Looks like Mr. D either has good sources of information, or extremely lucky guess.
It's quite humorous now that I think about it, that by 'random' chance we were to meet.
Everything about them undermines my very essence. Unpredictability and intelligence that may exceed my own. Yet frail on many levels.
Reminds me of somebody I "know" quite well.
Anyways, I think I have made a decision lol.
I want that link to the /r9k/ thread pls.

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l8 night cpr bump with pic

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Will my late arse (You)s ever be forgiven?

>>24456812
........I never idk to myself

>>24456858
>T O G A
Why not you and your servants sojourn to my villa and indulge in some of the finest winery that rome can offer? Life in the senate can lead to much superfluous stress, no?
My wash boy knows ever seam of a man's desire, why not dwell your soul and take....a load off?

Picrelated took like...oh my god like 20 fucking tries so it didn't look obviously gay

Oh and how did those chemistry and geography exams go, or are you still studying to take them test? I forgot to ask earlier pls don't h8 me m8

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>>24457649
> shit sites
I still count tpb as a shitty site tbqh, don't know why but its always been sketchy to me
I'll find my way don't worry
>eat my face
Well his teeth do seem pretty deadly to be honest. kinda felt bad saying that since my gmom likes him and she had a stroke aswell :*^( feels bad
>hope for a hopefriend, end up with a baby
What are you trying? Trying to steal a pallet of PS4s before black friday or something?
>blacks owning a little ceasers?
Whoa thats pretty damn different, usually the ones here just have mexicans and mexi teens working in theres. Didn't think it was one of those mom and pop franchises
Yo is $5 worth a 5 minute digestion party then a trip to the bathroom?

>>24457749
>Mr. D
Whoa whoa pal you just can't be name dropping like that, your making me look over my shoulder saying that. Who be you?
Do you have spazzieness and and smarts in common with her or thats something you admire about her? Not sure how I feel on your use of "frail" tho sounds like a red flag
>Reminds me of somebody I "know" quite well
This reeks of a loaded statment, I guess I have to ask who.

Here anon you asked for it, tho that board dosen't seem as cancerous as it use to be
>>>/r9k/32116633

Anyone had any experience with craigslist?
Like what're the types of people who use it.
>>24456858
>bby.
hoeness
>t.autism
god speed your godly bastard
>>24456858
>you homoerectus
bby
>fixed my dad's plumbing
careful to not pop your back out again
>name of jesus
i do not believe, only the flying spaghetti monster is the real deity.
>>24456750
>bloody benis then,
you make it sound odd
>not going full speed on the regular.
pathetic
>living
but it's called steve
>open
on seconds thought it make's some sound
>monster from doctor who
worse, it's an mp
>gas
interesting...
and how many would one need to, say, make a small kennel the next exclusion zone?
>fighting
prefer fighting over passive
it's easier to read and more fun imho
>news
pepe the hate simple of the alt-right
what a year
>cool story
faggot
>go away
because it's a part of who you are
youre a living meme
>>24456666
check
ow owe

>>24456604
>>24456616
>>24456628
>>24456640
>>24456743
>>24456750
>>24456812
>>24456840
>>24456858
>>24457581
>>24457649
>>24457652
>>24457749
>>24458385
>>24459107
>>24459110
>>24459151
this now a get thread

>>24459153
check em

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>>24459155
better luck next time ,cowboy

>>24459151
Owe didn't notice

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>>24459180

>>24459153
>this now a get thread
Gr8 another ban

>>24459184
I'm all ears

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>>24459185
can't bee

>>24459187
Not with those numbers

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>>24459186
simmer down

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>>24459189
i'm so offensive right now like omg oml tqh fys jeeez

>>24459190
Too much is too much.

>>24459190
>simmer down
you lickin' too hot, so!

>>24459195
R u trying to clever me again?

>>24459155
>>24459155
>>24459155

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>>24459196
>too much
is never enough
>simmer down
you might get dropped so...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh9iUC1TEuE


you'll soon get dropped so

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>>24459202

>>24459215
Oh well.
>>24459217
yfw

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>>24459224
who r we
>>24459224
when r we

>>24459215
Can you lift me? ;x
Lift then drop or idk maybe more

>>24459226
What r we

>>24459215
Would not drop thyself

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>>24459229
jizzums combined with egglets

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>>24459228
am noodle arms
bounce house