Ideal Mate Thread. Do you think love can bloom, even on an anonymous

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>>24433088
Pic related is me. Don't leave my picture on kik--i feel like it attracts spambots.

Me:
31 m tx
Socially awkward at times
Good job
No kids

Dream her:

18 to 22
Doesn't want/need to work
Faithful
Wants to travel for a few years and be a live in gf
Will want kids in 2 to 5 years

>>24433607
Forgot kik

Jaed999

Him:
>22 or older
>Anywhere in the world is fine, but always had a thing for German men
>Tall
>Very thin (not like an anorexic body)
>Dark blond/brown hair
>Bright eyes are always a plus
>Has something going on for himself, preferably with a degree or getting one
>Ambitious
>An outdoorsy type of man
>Laid back
>Independent
>Honest
>Shares the same interest as me (such as video games, anime, traveling, cooking)
>Having similiar taste of music

Me:
>23/ female/ white
>5'3
>More on the curvier side
>Long brown hair
>Blue eyes (almond shaped)
>Freckles
>USA (but fine with long distance)
>Getting a dual Masters
>Ambitious
>Shy
>Likes classic rock and metal
>Shitty sense of humour

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them:
>gayfag, northwest US
>into anime beyond entry level shit
>into multiplayer competitive games
>non-judgmental, ok with me being a neet for now
>ideal dates are hanging out at home doing whatever, watching shows and playing games, no need for big "events"
>ideally would be ok with starting conversations and initiating things the majority of the time
>internet savvy, grew up online like me, no normies
>thin, medium-length dark hair + glasses = A+, bonus points for asian, looks arent as important as everything else tho
>physically affectionate, okay with me being clingy
>just a chill dood who wants to hang out and cuddle as much as possible

me:
>23/m
>gets emotional about anime
>plays games competitively (chess, go, mtg, overwatch)
>likes attention, would hug you all day
>5'10, 140lbs, versatile and open sexually
>so fucking ronery

kik: sleepington

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Thats what I'm looking for in my pic. Anyone interested, my kik/snapchat are both sweetcreep

>>24433760
You and I should chat. Contact info?

Me
>male
>5'11
>white
>20
>around 125lbs
>skinny
>long dark hair
>really into history, gaming, computers, airsoft and writing stuff in my spare time
>kinda shy and submissive personality
>introverted but like going out and having a drink with my friends too
>love travelling and frequently travel
>i work full time and go to college
>really intimate and caring person
>i dont do drugs or smoke
>dont like anime, and not interested in asian culture in general
>fluent in two languages

Her:
>18-22
>lives in the UK (important)
>white (important)
>not fat or chubby, prefferably skinny with a small build
>no tattoos or piercings
>doesnt smoke
>doesn't want to go out all the time
>has some interests other than anime and manga
>likes gaming or at least tolerates it
>dominant personality, knows what she wants in life
>can hold a conversation
>won't randomly dissapear and will actually talk to me
>not experienced sexually
>shy
>clingy
>loyal and honest
>has a job or studies something

kik: atazs
Don't add me if you don't live in the UK.

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Me

>6'4
>Good looking
>Army Reservist (Infantry)
>Studying nuclear physics at uni
>Swear too much
>Misogynist

Ideal bird

>Sexy
>White
>Sense of humour
>Clean and Tidy
>Wants kids in the future

That's about it, I don't give a flying fuck about interests, political beliefs etc etc, you can believe as much liberal shit as you want, I don't care, I'm not listening anyway

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time to post for the six billionth time

man I suck

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Me:
>21
>6ft, Very skinny, Just under 9 stone
>Very sociable, Quite loud, Confident speaker
>Whitty, blunt sense of humor
>I come across as arrogant and narcissistic, but its more of a front
>Never been IQ tested but i'd imagine im in the top 25%
>into Indie and Electronic music and festivals, Moderate drug user
>Practice Tarot
>Right wing views
>Into sports and some vidya
>outside the box thinker
>loyal
>quite obsessive at times
>moderate bipolar
>I hate pretty much noone but if i hate someone im extremely sadistic towards them, extremely verbally agressive

Her
>18-24
>shorter than me
>around my size
>ginger qt
>an unconventional thinker
>very upfront with emotions
>honest
>into the indie/electronic scene and ok with substances
>smokes weed
>enjoys long periods of time where its just us together
>similar to me in terms of intelligence
>has a similar arrogant narcissistic ego as a front
>insecure like myself
>Doesnt have left wing views
>clingy
>loves animals cats especially
>can put up with my bipolar personality


the chances of the person described above visiting this board are slim, and even less chance of them replying...

Ideal girl:
>20-28
>Shy is fine
>Kind is a plus
>Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not picky
>Can think for herself
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required daily)
>vidya is cool
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids
>Reliable/Supportive
>Independent, does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day (not clingy)
>Would love to have pets/has pets
>Loyal
>Honest

Me:
>25, male, white
>dark, long hair
>blue eyes
>introverted
>mostly quiet
>musician and occasional writer
>occasional gaming
>full time job, own a home, live alone

Kik/telegram: nazunalika
skype: od_bod

>>24433088
me but female and atractive

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Me
>22/M
>6'3"-ish. Haven't measured in a while though
>About 180 pounds. Again though, haven't bothered checking recently
>About to finish dual bachelors degrees in comp sci
>Not super motivated, but I am pursuing some modicum of success to hopefully aid in achieving higher goals down the road
>Most of my time goes to school and work, so I enjoy low stress/effort pastimes when I'm free; reading, writing, video games, and the like
>I enjoy conversation about anything and everything
>I'm also really unsure of myself when it comes to dealing with other people, so I guess I can seem awkward as folks are getting to know me. And probably for a while after that.

Her
>I don't really have much of a mental image of an ideal partner or her personality. I guess the main things are:
>Doesn't consider one word responses to be conversation
>Has no compunctions about speaking her mind when something needs to be said
>Likes to read for pleasure. Philosophy, fiction, biographies, self help books, I don't care; as weird as it may sound, lacking the capacity to enjoy literature in some form or another would be a dealbreaker
>Can enjoy togetherness in comfortable silence on occasion
>Artistic types are always a plus

Skype is steversonian

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Me:
>18
>a bit introverted
>love bad puns and dad jokes in general
>used to play a lot of vidya; like, old-school RPGs and shit. Still do but not as much.
>can be a bit sarcastic at times
>love british television (faulty towers is bae)
>favorite book genre is science fiction
>more right-leaning, but try not to get too much into politics
>philosophical, asks a lot of questions about big things, to the point where sometimes I forget about the small things
>compose music, show everyone my soundcloud
>pic is me

Her:
>around my age at least
>dark sense of humor
>slightly cutesy
>values wisdom over intelligence (although preferably is at least slightly smart)
>worldly, knows a lot about how things work
>can hold deep conversations
>has suffered enough that she can talk about suffering

My skype is pl4ntm4n

Me:
>5'7"
>24
>Average build
>Introvert
>I love sitting in watching a movie, playing video games, reading about current affairs.
>Retro video games are my thing.
>Also into motorcycling, and would love to do some traveling on my bike staying in a different city/country every night or 2.
>I work in the emergency services as a police officer, this makes my social life hard to maintain. I also work part time as a college lecturer as well as running my own business.
>Own my own place, car, bike. I'm pretty ambitious in life.
>Reside on the London/Essex border.

Ideal gf:
>5'6" or below
>Anything between a UK size 10 - 14. I like curvy girls.
>Not an "Essex girl"
>Love an introvert
>If she enjoys gaming, it's a plus. Not essential though.
>I hold honesty and integrity in very high regard and it'd be nice if she did too.
>At least some ambition.
>Would like to do some traveling.
>Bonus points if she'd go on the back of my bike.

kik - Briley230

Me:
>20, M, White
>I try my best to be social
>Sarcastic as fuck
>A bit of a nerd
>Spend most of my time at work so I go out mostly at night

Ideal girl
>Around the same age
>Not afraid to be herself
>Someone I can smoke, listen to music, and talk about life with

Me:
>M
>25
>Average Build
>6'0"
>Aircraft Mechanic/Pilot
>Muscle Cars
>Planes
>Winter sports

Ideal Chick:
>22 or less
>5'10" or less
>Skinny
>Ds or less
>Round ass, not huge
>Rides an Arctic Cat
>Into butt stuff
>Likes cum

Once again... I post this

It's a little unconventional to post this here because i'm NOT looking for a mate. I just love e-flirting and new crushes and stuff

Me:
25/F/USA
short, chubby, glasses, very femme
very social and friendly!
like reading, 3DS, hiking, biking, cooking/baking
other interests include animals (esp. dogs and snakes), folklore/mythology, sexuality

You:
close to me in age (let's say between 22 and 35)
I tend to be more drawn to shy people (bc opposites attract) but very social people are also great!
body type, race, whatever doesn't matter.
I've been into a bookish/hot professor look lately. Glasses are a huge bonus.
I prefer short hair (but longer than a crew cut) and no facial hair on guys, but maybe you know how to make it work
i love people who know a lot about things i don't know much about, like math or computers or something
big bonus points if you're willing to talk on the phone or skype or something
I'm non-judgmental. I don't presume to judge over employment status, mental illnesses, whatever

>>24435029
contact info?

>>24434365
age?

>>24434365
I was going to say at least you're in Berta, but this is hardly the place for a weeb.

1.Move to Victoria
2.Find friends and nerd girl
3.????
4.Profit

Or replace vidya with oil, cows, and bitching about the NDP. Either way.

Me:
>24
>6'4''
>German
>225lbs or something, been letting myself go
>Dark blonde, strong facial hair growth
>Blue eyes
>Work part-time, no idea what to do with my life
>No ambition at all
>Watching movies and shows, documentaries, some anime, love languages, animals, concerts, videogames, singing (although I suck), learning, roleplaying and board games
>Absolutely no practical thinking. I am creative and think a lot, leading to me overthinking many things and worrying about too much. I have no gut feeling. People say I am smart but all I am is educated and my long-term memory is alright. Means I know many songs by heart at least, including lots of Disney, Folk Metal and everything Yasutaka Nakata made.
>Trying to get behind the motivation of people so that I can understand them better, especially if they make a negative impression. Trying to avoid perpetuating a circle of "evil" and keep harmony in a group, really bad at confrontations. Myers-Briggs types are not real science, but the description of INFP still fits pretty well, with a bit of the special snowflake desire of the ISFP.
>Never had a girlfriend, would love a relationship but feel like I don't deserve one at the same time. Swinging between thinking I am alright and the worst person ever. Longing to sit on the couch together and watch Netflix, cuddle, take walks, talk about feelings and each other's perspective on things, intimacy, cook with and for each other, learn new things together, encourage each other to become a better person, comfort, and to be honest be a bit less of a weirdo in the eyes of most people.
>No drugs whatsoever, including alcohol. Tipsy people are usually fun, smoking bothers me, weed is probably still better than tobacco though.
>Funny

Ideal gf:
>not obese
>no piercings
>long hair
>very smart
>very kind and thoughtful, doesn't judge a book by its cover or generalize
>no drugs
>will watch a movie without looking at her phone

kik: Schlaym

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>20 m straight
>NY
>5'9
>skinny
>into photography and urban exploring
>been playing drums since I was 7
>shit job I work on weekends
> i have a large CD collection
>always down to get drunk and have fun and do dumb shit
>not really into traveling

ideal gf
>small nice ass and or tits is a plus
>white, Hispanic or Asian
>similar hobbies
>similar music taste
>not always seeking to be entertained
>can just lay down, cuddle and chill without talking
>goals and passions
>decent job
>genuinely funny and interesting
>not afraid to make reckless descions with me

>>24435044

post yours and I will message you!

>>24435125
what do you have?

>>24435173

kik, skype, discord, uhh phone. that's pretty much all the programs I use

>>24435178
cool kik me jayh12341
skype is anoymous01

>>24435065
21

>>24435090
I would move in a fucking heartbeat but I can't afford to randomly go without a job and I can't imagine what the fucking rent is like.

I would move literally anywhere possible if a girl liked me in said place though. Fuck.

>>24435029
>>24435029
Why not.
Kik is Ballsy_mcgee
Skype is Ballsy.mcgee

me:
>28/m
>5'11 235(started working out.)
>into vidya, reading, iceskating, radioshows, >traveling, socializing, learning, cooking,
>in school again for comp sci
>working a lot sense no gf
her:
>size doesn't really matter but at least semi conscious about health
>height isn't really factor
>sexual partners doesn't matter as long as safe
>willing to try new things
>wanting to travel with me
>mostly a companion i can come home to and want to travel with
>Someone that just doesn't give up when things sometimes get rough.
>Upfront but not rude and is honest.

me
>21/m
>6', 185 lbs
>senior in college, comp sci major
>into music production, playing guitar/synth
>love music in general, all kinds
>love movies, mostly horror/experimental stuff
>relaxed, easy going
>moderately heavy drinker
>just want to have a good time

her
>18+
>height doesn't matter, average body type
>good sense of humor
>talkative, enjoys long/spontaneous conversations
>loves music
>clingy
>enjoys cuddling
>will get drunk on skype with me

skype is rebreaded
we can trade pics there and w/e

them:
>19-23
>male
>dark hair
>smart but not obnoxiously so
>plays d&d or is willing to
>into horror (demonic, supernatural, creepy, artsy, lovecraftian shit, not so much gore)
>studies botany, zoology, history, or something similar
>not an artist
>pure virgin
>not very fat
>not very fit/in shape/muscular
>loyal to a fault
>doesn't drink or do drugs or party

me:
>female
>19
>geology & environmental science double major
>likes to read and hike
>bummed out most of the time

>>24435767
also humor is really important to me

>>24435767
I almost fit there, you know... but I don't study anything remotely close to what you said

>>24435767
I fit parts of that, though since it's not all I'm no perfect specimen. Have a preferred contact method?

>>24435767
>19-23
25 but look young because part Asian
>male
y
>dark hair
y
>smart but not obnoxiously so
UCLA undergrad if that means anything
>plays d&d or is willing to
My roommates was talking about starting something up last week
>into horror (demonic, supernatural, creepy, artsy, lovecraftian shit, not so much gore)
spooky
>studies botany, zoology, history, or something similar
Molecular Biology. I love nature docs
>not an artist
This was surprising. I've always hated my lack of creativity and artistic talent
>pure virgin
y
>not very fat
y
>not very fit/in shape/muscular
lean, but losing weight and muscle mass due to school workload
>loyal to a fault
y. I hope we talk daily
>doesn't drink or do drugs or party
Have only drank socially. No drugs

[email protected]

>>24435787
What do you study?
It's really not thaaaat important those are just "ideal" details because that's what the prompt says
I mean i'd date someone without dark hair as well, i'm just being nitpicky because i'm on a vietnamese rat trapping forum.
>>24435789
What don't you fit, if you don't mind me asking?

>>24435805
I study something incredibly interesting and not-boring, opposite to what you requested. (aka Computer Science)

>>24435804
>UCLA undergrad if that means anything
Got my undergrad degree from there. In professional school now

Me:
>sucks a million cocks
>likes to be fucked in the ass by nigger cock
>sucks gold balls through a hose

You:
>feminist

thats all

>>24435804
Dang you actually fit all my silly criteria. You're way too good for me honestly.
And I guess all the artists i've known have been really dramatic and exhausting, maybe that's why i'm just not attracted to them.
I love nature docs too though! I'm mostly just a sucker for deep-sea stuff.

>>24435805
Why would I mind? The studying bit, seeing as I studied Computer science, but not studying stuff anymore and instead work with food now. Pure virgin bit, and I drink on occasion though not as much as I used to when I lived with friends and we'd have get together for board games and the like.

>>24435824
>You're way too good for me honestly.
I'm an awkward person that spends too much time on the internet

>I'm mostly just a sucker for deep-sea stuff.
Ocean stuff is neat but I prefer jungles/forests. The biodiversity is amazing. I've been putting off this Monsoon documentary for a while now that I really wanted to watch.

>And I guess all the artists i've known have been really dramatic and exhausting, maybe that's why i'm just not attracted to them.
Oh. Do you have any artistic talents? Crafty?

Me
>6.7 24 years old
>dark hair, brown eyes
>A little cubby, been working out
>Into movies gaming, outdoors, love walking my dog, I like watching anime, I do smoke pot,
>work work work until I find a better place hah
> from Canada
> laid back
> try to be funny at times?
>Graduated college but wanting to go back
> like going on random adventures
Her
>age 21-27
> someone who enjoys what I like to do
> I don't care what race you are, that's stuff I don't care,
>trustworthy! (Was cheated on in last relationship)
> skinny , cubby, curvy, its doesn't bother me, I'm not judgmental
> and someone who likes adventures

Kik Breub

>>24435029
You seem pretty cool!

Me:
Male, 22, straight.
About average height.
Chubby, bordering on fat, but I lose and gain weight fast, need a better diet.
Shaved head and mountain man beard. Used to have long hair, but I set it on fire and decided I liked the smooth head.
Loves outdoorsy stuff, camping, want to get into hunting.
Very shy until I get to know someone.
Was a lumberjack for 5 years, now I do plumbing and hvac stuff.

Ideal girl:
Between 20 and 35, though I like older women.
A little chubby, maybe a little fat.
I like kinda long hair, not ass long, but kinda long.
I don't care a lot about race or anything, all women can be beautiful.
Has to be loving. Not super clingy, but gets worried if I don't text back all day.
One thing I absolutely need is for her to be emotionally stable and available. I want her to wonder how I'm doing, and actually care of I say "not great."

>>24435824
>surprisingly somewhat meet someone's criteria in one of these
>she's not interested
rip

>>24435767
>plays d&d or is willing to
>pure virgin
>doesn't drink or do drugs or party
why are the perfect girls always
just outside of my age range
or myself outside of their preferred age range.

>>24435767
>plays d&d or is willing to
yooo I'm so down but I can never find people to play that with

>doesn't drink or do drugs or party
damn

>>24435767
>not an artist
Out of curiosity, why?

>>24435767
>20/M/NY
>Dark brown hair
>Have always wanted to play, but no one I know does
>Literally love horror genres
>History major
>Can't draw for shit
>Total virgin
>Sorta chubby, but with muscles as well

Damn, I hit nearly everything! I'd love to hear from you femanon, my kik is dataggz

>>24435767
21 m
Blonde :/
I guess I'm smart
Willing to play d&d
Love horror movies and paranormal/creepy/etc shit
Not studying those things but I love history
Definitely not an artist
Am pure virgin
Chubby
Very loyal
Don't drink so drugs or party
Kik: something076

Her:
>White, Asian, or Latina
>Petite preferably, but as long as you arent taller than me its fine
>High sex drive
>Is a switch
>Has some kind of ambition or passion
>Likes metal, punk, or classic rock
>Can hold a conversation so I dont have to constantly carry the conversation
>Is at least ok with drugs
>Intelligent
>Not religious
>Has a dark sense of humor
>A bit unstable
>Would like to travel
>Not afraid of heights

Me:
>20/male/white
>6 foot
>Brown hair
>Fairly introverted
>Average build (friends say I'm fairly thin and in shape)
>Pilot in training, working shitty job in the mean time
>Can kinda play guitar
>Likes metal, punk, classic rock
>Really fucked up sense of humor
>Play a fair amount if vidya
>Like going to concerts and places in general
>Enjoy new and exciting things
>Can cook and bake well

Me
>20
>5'9
>blond hair blue eyed and bearded
>Gaining weight back after damn near starving
>Bitter and cynical from an early age but working on it
>studying mechanical engineering
>real love is history and language
>will spend five hours developing a good print in a darkroom
>can fix just about anything
>well-read in general
>unapologetic left winger
>used to vidya a lot
>probably smokes too much
>very at home in nature
>sucker to the countryside/heartland sort of aesthetic
>lowkey movie snob

Her
>height whatever
>same body type as me
>black or asian
>curious to no end
>hippie type
>down to hike and camp
>will call my bs out from time to time
>kinky af on the down low
>artsy
>willing to roll the blunt now and again
>content with a night in watching horror movies
>understands that depression can relapse and will help me through it

>>24436095
Kik would be whogotittho

>>24435767
I pretty much fit everything except I'm 18 and I'm also in Europe, would you still be interested?

Ideal Guy:

>Tallish? 5'10"+. Not a requirement tho
>Masculine but not a dick
>Bearish
>Bulky is a plus. Someone who would like to gym with me is a nice plus as well since Im into more bulkier guys
>Sounds cringe but a dank memer
>Enjoys shitposting and humor as well as linking memes and dumb shit to each other throughout the day.
>Is emotionally supportive, especially of my graduate schooling
>Clingy and Possessive are a plus
>Enjoys playing vidya. Overwatch, League, DotA, Dont starve are pluses. Ill play generally any co-op tho
>Will initiate conversation, I hate doing 80% of the work with this.
>tfw fag

Kik is kekandace

>>24435767
I'm good on all points except I'm studying a science and I had a gf once. I hate shitty jumpscare horror though, not sure if that matters.

[email protected]

Send me your skype or whatever you prefer. Ignore the long address, that's just scrambled so that other anons can't check the email since it's a temporary e-mail site.

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contact info in pic
skype preferred
I like computers, animu, and kittens

>>24436242
>dota
>dank memes
>can emotional support
>shitposts

>not masculine
>not bear

y

>>24435767
I check off all the items on your list. Would love to hear about your studies! (kik: rpgspitfire)

>>24435767
>>19-23
21
>>male
Yep
>>dark hair
Long brown hair
>>smart but not obnoxiously so
Computer science at uottawa
>>plays d&d or is willing to
I played when i was younger
>>into horror (demonic, supernatural, creepy, artsy, lovecraftian shit, not so much gore)
Major cinephile, watched almost every good horror movies
>>studies botany, zoology, history, or something similar
Oh well
>>not an artist
Horrible at drawing or anything related
>>pure virgin
Yup
>>not very fat
Skinny-average
>>not very fit/in shape/muscular
Never been in a good shape really
>>loyal to a fault
Have the same friends since im 5
>>doesn't drink or do drugs or party
More of a social drinker, but i like to party with my friends from time to time

I mainly speak french so bare with me

Me:
>21 male
>5'9"
>Really short dark hair and trimmed beard. Light brown eyes
>Not skinny but not fat also (have been told to have dad bod)
>Engineering student atm
>Rational person, can be a bit cold sometimes
>Dark sense of humor, I have a very wide sense of humor. I like making people laugh.
>I like cooking as long as someone washes the dishes after
>Like playing video-games, mostly with friends
>Really enjoy trying new stuff. I hate monotony
>Dog person, if that even matters lol

Her:
>Smaller than me is a huge plus
>Anywhere in the world is fine, one can always travel
>Needs to have something I can grab on to, so not skinny but not obese as well
>Will to improve so that we can go together to the gym and stuff
>Not overly sentimental
>The kinkier the better
>Doesn't mind me playing video-games or likes playing and plays with me
>Has a good sense of humor, dark humor is a plus
>Doesn't take religion too seriously
>Likes trying new things, food and stuff
>Likes staying at home some nights watching movies(comedies, action, adventures) and cuddling
>Likes dogs

I know this is an ideal thread but I sound really picky lol

>>24435767
Hope I'm not too late.

>19-23
19
>male
Of course.
>dark hair
Asian
>smart but not obnoxiously so
Asian
All jokes aside, I consider myself pretty knowledgable, and that which I don't know I'm willing to learn.
>plays d&d or is willing to
I've DMed a couple of groups, although I've yet to play as a character because none of my friends want to DM.
>into horror (demonic, supernatural, creepy, artsy, lovecraftian shit, not so much gore)
I love creepypasta, particularly that of the Russian variety.
>studies botany, zoology, history, or something similar
Marine Biology major, looking to obtain a Master's and PhD in the future.
>not an artist
I wouldn't consider myself one, but I enjoy doodling now and then, and I play a few musical instruments
>pure virgin
Yup
>not very fat
>not very fit/in shape/muscular
I'm fairly slim, not big or super muscular, but I try to keep healthy.
>loyal to a fault
Yup
>doesn't drink or do drugs or party
I never do any of those

>>24435029
Skype : cmpunkrockz

>>24433760
Describes me to a T, but I'm just 5'11" and German American, not German.

At least I have better music taste than u

>>24435219
Haven't you been 21 for 3 years now?

>>24436850
No I never told anyone my age before like a year ago at all.

Mostly because dudes 18-19 are almost always ignored in these threads

>>24435767
>fit everything in this post
>fat

Fuck.

>>24436302
Honestly personality over looks, if we enjoy a lot of similar things just contact me.

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Me:
>21
>5'7
>Balding
>145lbs
>Average build with big shoulders
>Dick joke enthusiast
>Antisocial
>Like ridiculous movies and commentary (Kung Pow, Weekend at Bernie's, Sleepycabin)
>Enjoy making bad home movies and photoshops, especially fake Pornhub titles
>Aspiring technical writer

Her:
>20-21
>My height or shorter. 5'6 or 5'5 is ideal
>Doesn't care that I'm a balding manlet
>Don't care about weight or build as long she's not super chunky or obese. A little something extra is fine
>Not a smoker or a heavy drinker
>Isn't afraid to let it all hang out when at home
>Doesn't really care about acting feminine or cutesy
>Introvert
>Great sense of humor, and actively partakes in horrible or stupid banter topics with me
>Somewhat cynical
>Slightly right of center politically
>Low sex drive

Me
>Male
>21
>6ft1in
>husky bear mode
>longer hair (ends below shoulder blades) Dark brown/Black with grey streaks coming in.
>copious amounts of body hair
>regularly takes hikes in the woods since its really relaxing
>enjoys sketching, slasher films/monster movies, gardening and cooking
>Clumsy-ish
>Have trouble talking sometimes so I communicate through grunts and gestures when I don't know what to say
>I like being supportive of others goals and aspirations. And like being supported in mine as well
>Have the habit of forgetting where I put things most of the time
>Listens to Death Metal and Underground Hip Hop with a few exceptions.
>Can't swim
>Is an animal person. I've lived with animals for my entire life.
>prefers cold weather/climate since I generate a lot of body heat
>really enjoys meat

Her
>peferably not over 24
>Short around the low 5's high 4's
>I'm fine with most Physiques
>Enjoys staying in but also going out and enjoying nature
>Is an animal person
>Competitive
>Will bring me a moose carcass so we have nourishment for the winter months ahead
>Smells nice or like the woods
>Will share her interests with me and lets me share mine with hers
>Will teach me to swim
>Enjoys an off sense of humor
>Likes apple flavored things
>Shares similar interests in shows, games, music
>Will wear my clothes even if theyre giant on her, I personally think its adorable.
>Doesn't mind my protective/abrasive personality

>>24437171
Kik: TheSpookHouse

>>24436974
>>24436974
too bad youre a dude

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Pic related, it's me

Her:
>18-30
>White
>Cute
>Into the paranormal (or at least not against it), or is a witch
>Any bodytype not outside of normal ranges, preferring definite curves and wide hips
>Can handle weird humor
>Not a feminazi
>Likes video games, cartoons, anime
>Does not have major psychological problems (or they are under control)
>Has impregnation / pregnancy kinks (optional)
>Wants children at some point (not optional)
>Actually relatively local

Me:
>25/m/California (925 area)
>Long hair, glasses
>233 lbs, fits my frame so i look like i weigh less
>6' tall
>Hilariously long tongue (benefits obvious)
>into the paranormal, make talismans
>Work IT, good with computer
>Psychologically and emotionally stable
>Have awesome sounding singing bowls
>Have a Vive
>Says obvious things out of a habit
>Omnifriendal
>Unoffendable, laid back
>Can throat-sing
>Decent cook
>Radio voice (so i've heard)

kik: viktrae

Still seeking that ideal or at least somewhat ideal mate.

>>24434365
Why did you get rid of the big red text?

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Me~
23,alien,chubby nugget,mermaid,loves Steve brule,anime,v liberal

Him~
Pic related

>>24438460
are the Choi surname and red hair obligatory requirements?

Me:
>22/F/TX
>5'2, not fat
>Can bake you pastries and cakes all the time
>Into most types of music
>I don't play video games but I don't mind watching/listening to you play all day
>Mech E major
>Clingy and emotional at times, extremely loving
>Generally a homebody but I like having a reason to get dressed up sometimes
>Not religious at all
>Anime

Him:
>21+/M/Anywhere
>Decent at communication
>Has goals/is passionate about something
>Pretty liberal
>Good sense of humor
>Would be kinda cool if you watched anime
>Kind
>Enjoys reading and chess
>Okay with making impromptu trips to grocery stores late at night to make smores
>Can hold a serious conversation about life, the universe, etc. etc.

skype: everandeversight

Someone who doesnt suck

>>24438558
Tfw everything seems like a great match except you’re horribly depressed and haven’t had a real goal other than “don’t be depressed” in years

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Me
>19/Male
>East Coast USA
>6'3 average build
>Curly black hair, brown eyes
>Egyptian so I'm not white white but not dark enough to get any scholarships
>Glasses
>Know arabic and english, kinda sorta know spanish a little.
>First year uni student studying comp sci
>Spends time playing vidya/graphic design/finding music
>Starting to read again, just finished Kafka on the Shore
>Trying to beat the first dark souls right now send help
>Naturally shy but still know how to talk to people like a real human bean.
>Into Indie Trash (Bon Iver, The Antlers, Arcade Fire, Radiohead...)
>Favorite movies are The Revenant, The Martian, Interstellar, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
>Favorite TV Shows are Scrubs, The Office, Mr. Robot, Lost, Rick and Morty, and House MD
>Makes goofy jokes
>Can be super serious
>Always try to help out my friends the best I can
>Depresso but not a total downer about it
>There for you when you need it, I always want to make sure you're doing okay

Her
>Looks aren't too big of a deal for me, just don't be obese and take care of yourself
>18-23
>Female
>Location doesn't matter much
>Light Hearted/Funny, knows how to make me laugh
>Has the same sense of humor as me.
>Can be serious if needed
>shut-in/introverted/shy (doesn't have to be all 3)
>Enjoys spending time with me
>Not a super mega weeb but a regular weeb is okay
>Has her own taste in music, doesn't just listen to Top 50 hits

email is [email protected], kik is ionphiare.
I'll make a skype if someone would rather that

Hit me the /heck/ up ladies.

>>24438693
Would totally be down to add you on skype if you made one!

>>24438558
Talked to her way long ago. She's a really sweet girl. Then again, it's not like my endorsement matters. You people will see F and spam add.

>>24438693
>>24438704
Made one, my skype is lantonor.

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hi i want a cute girlfriend
even if you're not the most cute it's fine
please help

this thread isn't a joke but i was definitely inspired by that one girl who put up a topic asking for a boyfriend

a girl into sph. and maybe cuckold roleplay. note the roleplay and not the actual thing.

other than that she could really be anything.
>funny
>cute
>somewhat cognitive
>silly
>mentally stimulating
>ideally she would be neet or have more spare time than me. (im busy alot)
>is cool with a somewhat laid back internet relationship
>smokes (or ok with the fact i smoke)
>tolerates my drug use. (preferably doesnt use herself)
>horny alot
>will play online with me
>age can be anywhere from 18-35 (i like a mature mentality but immaturity can be cute)

so im not really sure what im looking for except for being ok with those 2 particular fetishes.

Me: 23/M/California
>5'11" 140 lbs
>white, medium length blonde hair w/ blue eyes, glasses
>Engineering Student
>mostly quiet
>usually stay inside studying or w/e
>sometimes I go to friends places for video or board games
>vidya, anime, MTG
>I like most types of music, except for rap and country
>love to play the piano

Her:
>20-25
>around the same height/weight
>pref white or asian
>smart and has similar interests to me
>will laugh at my stupid jokes
>does not smoke or do other drugs
bonus points if you can draw or play a musical instrument

someone in the east coast be my gf pls
just be female

skype: buitron3

Me
>6.7 24 years old
>dark hair, brown eyes
>A little cubby, been working out
>Into movies gaming, outdoors, love walking my dog, I like watching anime, I do smoke pot,
>work work work until I find a better place hah
> from Canada
> laid back
> try to be funny at times?
>Graduated college but wanting to go back
> like going on random adventures
Her
>age 21-27
> someone who enjoys what I like to do
> I don't care what race you are, that's stuff I don't care,
>trustworthy! (Was cheated on in last relationship)
> skinny , cubby, curvy, its doesn't bother me, I'm not judgmental
> and someone who likes adventures

Kik Breub

>>24435029
Skype: i0inky

Me:
>5'9
>19
>Thin, toned swimmer body when I work on it
>Quiet at first, very witty, honest but too humble
>I like most media.

ideal partner:
>Cute
>likes nerd stuff
>likes to talk about life and that kind of shit.
>acts like a best friend.


I don't know what else to say

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>>24438392
Someone told me it might scare girls away

I worry about these things

>>24439843

Aww you're learning. Gj

>>24438475
No they are not c:

>>24433088
>Ideal gf:
>Social enough to handle some social requirements, but introverted enough to enjoy spending time at home with me
So... normal?

>Her
Have a vagina
Don't be a whale
Don't browse 4chan

Negotiable

>>24438558
Fuck, I'm kinda more conservative. I mean, I love guns and think people shouldn't have abortions unless they absolutely need it, but I'm also ok with gay marrage and weed is fine.
:/
But you sound like you'll make someone very happy.

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Me
5'11"
23
Ottermode/runner's build
Into literature, philosophy, theology, music, film, hiking, camping, horticulture, cooking, fashion, working out, spooky stuff, and much more. Trying to cut down on vidya.
Poli Sci grad, cum laude
I work really hard, and I'm pretty ambitious. My career/passion always comes first.
My personality is interesting. It's like a trifecta of edgy/sweet/goofy. I have anxiety and depression, but I think I hide them pretty well.

Her:
Can be social and fun, but doesn't make this the central aspect of her existence like 75% of girls do. Would love an introvert to be lazy with, but also go on adventures too.
Skinny/fit is a must. I take care of myself, I expect you to as well. I prefer dark hair, but it isn't that important.
A few similarities in interests is good, but isn't necessary to like all the same stuff. Everyone is different and that's ok. Although I'll respect you more if you have developed taste.
At least moderate ambition, but I would be happy with a housewife in the distant future.
Be interesting, don't have a "safe" boring personality. I don't care about pop singers, college football or w/e. Let's talk about memes and music. and aliens.
Always desiring to learn more about the world and our place in it, being open minded but staying moral. Actually this is most important for me.
Sexually submissive. Spontaneous sexuality. Some kinks are healthy but I don't like it too weird.

sry that was TLDR but w/e

>>24439902
I mean, on the other hand, the only girls I have ever gotten along with have been schizophrenic, bipolar, or borderline

I don't really know what changes to make to meet more people like that but there's no way in hell I'm taking the infograph or character creator flash game paths

>>24438558
Him:
>21+/M/Anywhere
27/M/TX, Houston.
>Decent at communication
Check.
>Has goals/is passionate about something
Check, I'd like to grow my business.
>Pretty liberal
That's definitely not a check, but more libertarian than traditional conservative.
>Good sense of humor
Only if you like sarcasm.
>Would be kinda cool if you watched anime
I watch some from time to time, it would be nice to cuddle up and do it together.
>Kind
Check.
>Enjoys reading and chess
Check and I haven't played in years.
>Okay with making impromptu trips to grocery stores late at night to make smores
Is there any other time to go to the grocery store?
>Can hold a serious conversation about life, the universe, etc. etc.
Check, at least I like to think so.

j22key

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>>24438558
>Pretty liberal
So close, haha. Good luck, lass.

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I'm not wanting to meet anyone on 4ch or date anyone soon.
This was just fun to do and think about.
I need to work on myself a bit more before I jump into a relationship since I made such a huge mistake in the past.

>>24442694
You seem like someone I'd gravitate towards to be with, but I can see why you'd want some alone time. Hope everything works out for you!

>>24442694
You're almost exactly the female version of me but I'm only commenting because my mind is blown. Being a copy doesn't necessarily make a good match and I'm not looking for a match because I'm currently in a relationship.

>>24434365
great match except i'm a dude, brutal

Thought this was fun and I'm procrastinating work.

Me
>18 f asian
>5'3", very thin(naturally, but very)
>in college for engineering(cs)
>into computers, philosophy, science in general, would love to learn about astronomy
>well-educated, like reading, writing literature
>can listen to most music, currently mostly indie, electronic, alt-rock, classical
>introvert
>love planning/dreaming/talking about big hopes
>into travel, have been to 10 countries, france 3 times
>walking at night-time and getting a little lost is fun
>philisophical convos about all the things bigger than we are = exciting
>really like video games. not that great at them but working on it. maybe one day want to make them
>anime: psychological ones, Shinkai(Kimi no na wa, 5cm/s, etc.)
>dry sense of humor but also loves puns
>pays attention to fashion; I like getting dressed up
>drinks socially(shh), not too into parties but can go
>not religious
>cat person(cats are great wow)
>terrible with scary things; I can't do haunted houses or horror films
>I guess more cute than hot or anything like that.
>usually very positive, upbeat but can 180 to a cynical dry person
>a bit anxious, messed up, but hides it very well


Him
>18-21
>taller than I am, pref 5'7"+
>is a science nerd
>is passionate about something, but not pretentious about it
>thin, not too built
>glasses
>really good conversationalist, well-learned(around the same intellectual level as me)
>respects books
>not religious
>loves cats
>also a cynical dry bastard sometimes
>witty, great pun-maker
>dresses well
>doesn't smoke
>into anime pref.
>plays video games other than black ops/COD/etc.(those are fine, but not only those)
>will just talk with me about real, interesting things
>not overly clingy and knows when I need time to myself
>can make me laugh lots
>knows how to socialize and has manners but is an introvert at the end of the day
>has good empathy and can read people
>has felt pain and isn't sheltered
>not a hard right kind of person

>>24443326
Well, you know what they say about relationships. Compromise is key.

>>24443554
>tfw 24
y-you too

>>24443555

He never compromises, that's a large part of why he's never had a gf.

Though sadly/hilariously if he were to compromise that'd probably be the thing he'd let slide

>>24443601

Actually change "never had a gf" to "only had internet and maybe 1 irl gfs"

>>24443591
aw yeah sometimes ages can suck and I'm sure as I get older, it won't matter as much. But for now, I mostly did the thing for fun though it would be cool to talk to people that miraculously fit the criteria. I believe there's a 24 yo out there for you anon!

>>24443554
You just described me to a T.

>>24443554
Pretty much almost described me and what I'm looking for lol. Only thing is not a science nerd/I'm 22.

>>24443634
>>24443645
In that case you both seem like really awesome people haha.
That's kind of crazy to me; that there are people out there somewhere fitting my arbitrary criteria.

>>24443676
Do you have a skype? I would kind of love to just chat about life.

>>24443676
Haha agreed! If you're interested talking more, do you have kik or sc? Can post mine if needed..

>>24443601
>>24443608
Never had an IRL gf and there is no way in shit I'd ever date a dude.

I don't even see where I'm all that specific. Flavor text aside, my "ideal mate" is not fat, an introvert, and has hobbies in common with me

compared to a good chunk of these motherfuckers, these are relatively sparse standards honestly.

>>24443691
>>24443693
uh I guess I'll make a kik to chat with any interested people from here. user should be beennui

>>24443709

Fuck off, you meet Katherine IRL. You're "not that specific" because you left off half the shit you really want, but even if you didn't, you want subsets of subsets of subsets. Lots of people who studied a STEM major like to read, travel, work out, and want a cat. Not that many people are borderline KV femdom NEETs who dye their hair purple and don't wash. Can you honestly not see the difference?

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>>24443554

>18-21
21
>taller than I am, pref 5'7"+
5'8"
>is a science nerd
Eeyup
>is passionate about something, but not pretentious about it
Totally. It's hard to share something you care about with others if you act like you're better than them for knowing about it :/
>thin, not too built
Not thin or fat, just average
>glasses
One contact lense. I don't like how I look with glasses.
>really good conversationalist, well-learned(around the same intellectual level as me)
Totally! Worked in a call center for 2 years, so making conversation was part of my job.
>respects books
Check
>not religious
Check
>loves cats
Neutral towards cats, loves doggos
>also a cynical dry bastard sometimes
Depends on the situation I guess
>witty, great pun-maker
>pic related
punny enough for ya?
>dresses well
I try to anyway
>doesn't smoke
Check
>into anime pref.
Also check, but I haven't been keeping up with recent stuff
>plays video games other than black ops/COD/etc.(those are fine, but not only those)
Overwatch?
>will just talk with me about real, interesting things
Depending on the topic, I can literally talk for hours.
>not overly clingy and knows when I need time to myself
Eeyup
>can make me laugh lots
>refer to pic related
>knows how to socialize and has manners but is an introvert at the end of the day
THIS! So much this! Finally someone get's that you can have fun talking to people and still need some alone time to recharge!
>has good empathy and can read people
Very empathetic, okay at reading people
>has felt pain and isn't sheltered
Yeah
>not a hard right kind of person
Hardly political, but my friend who is said he'd define me as an Independent, just based on my values.

My kik/skype is rpgspitfire, send me a message if you wanna talk about animu, vidya, space stuff, music, travel, anything really.

>>24443793
I met someone I wasn't dating at the time irl yes and then had an internet relationship that lasted like two weeks afterwards.

Besides I don't even give a shit about half that shit anymore. I'm just losing my mind out of boredom and isolation now

>>24442694
B my waifu pls

>>24443554
I don't wear glasses and never had much exposure to anime, but fit the rest. Do you have a Kik or something like that?

>>24438558
do you have short hair? or how do you feel about short hair?

>>24443998
I have shoulder length hair. And do you mean on myself, or men? I like my hair both short and long. On men, I prefer a shorter cut, but longer than buzzcuts/crewcuts.

>>24434347
>infantrybro
>misogynist
>studying nuclear physics
My nigga. Would go shooting and innawoods with.

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>>24444016
>I have shoulder length hair
Nice
my next question would be what kinda anime you enjoy?

>>24442729
Thank you, you too

>>24442822
Right, couples should compliment each other
but then again some values have to match like if my future bf is okay with us having 3 main bank accounts: one for him, one for me, one joint for any mortgage/loans/retirement

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Me
>5'8
>White
>19
>160lbs
>lean but building muscle
>hair looks best when its long / bunned
>musicianship is a passion but its more of a hobby now (singing / writing / playing)
>loves the outdoors and especially anything watersports related but still enjoys hiking and gardening
>in the Navy as a NAV-ET (Reading charts and maps ect.)
>incredibly optimistic and affectionate
>basically a golden retriever if it were a person

Her
>4'11-5'2
>skinny asf bc skinny girls are my fucking kryptonite
>same with pixie cuts / short hair hnnnnng
>willing to try new things and do stuff on a whim
>loves music and sings and plays with me even if shes not the best
>just as loving and affectionate back
>doesnt have to be super into nature but has to be willing to go on picnics and the occasional camping trip
>wants to be the typical housewife (doesnt have to be like stay at home mom) but just be someone i can come home to every night
>wants kids
>loves typically feminine things

I might be asking for a lot but w/e the thread said ideal not realistic

>>24443554

You seem cool anon. I am an astrophysics student, 19m, 6'0 or so, glasses, atheist, play lots of vidya (smash in particular), love those Chinese cartoons, and stuff. Terrible at socializing afk, unfortunately.

If you would like to be friends that would be nice. [email protected]

>>24434376
That is totally 100% me. Contact info?

>>24443749
>tfw I don't have kik

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Please post your contact info if you'd like to chat.

Doubt I will find anybody close by, but just people to write with is good enough.

>>24445135
Which Switzerland?
French, german or italian?

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>>24445135
Excellent credentials

>>24445174
> French, german or italian?
> he shits on Romansh

I'm from the German speaking part of Switzerland - though we don't consider the regions to be "different Switzerlands".

>>24445200
Thanks(?)

>>24445219
I just hopped to find someone who speaks french

>>24445228
Oh I do speak French. Though I don't think I can be of much assistance when it comes to help you learn (in case that's what you're after).

>>24445135
Well, I'd love to chat with you! Though I'm not slated to visit my Swiss family until sometime next summer. And it's been 1 year and 9 months since I worked in Switzerland so my Berner dialect is broken as all hell.

Skype is Bastian3134, do say if you prefer some other way to communicate.

>>24445135
Austwelve

You seem chill asf cool cat hmu if ur in the FL area

>>24445233
do you speak italian and romansh too?

>>24445251
I speak Italian and can understand most Romansh - though I'm not confident enough to say that I can speak it.

>>24445249
can't find you on skype - in case thats a skype ID

>>24445245
added you

>>24445135
I too love hermann hesse and steppenwolf!!
My kik is StoneAgeLove

>>24445259
Thats my kik

>>24445259
>that profile
>speaks 4 languages and a half
Holy shit you're so cool

>>24433760
I look like this :) but i'm 20 ;)

>>24443554
18 m, i fit this perfectly. do you have any way i could contact you?

>>24443554
Im musclefat and my eyesight doesnt require glasses other than that pretty solid match.

kik is randommang skype is ran.dom17 if you wanna chat

>>24434347
>bird
Where about in the North West are you from, kid?

Me
>6' skinnyfag
>not very athletic
>musical, can play guitar/bass/drums
>apprentice chef
>pretty nerdy, concealed powerlevel

her
>short
>kinda curvy but not fat
>quiet
>watches more tv shows and movies than me and can decide if it's good or not
>bakes shit all the time
>maybe gets baked sometimes
>fuckin cute man

ME
>24, male, Florida
>6'3", white, decently long hair
>Into traditional games stuff, of all types
>Anime and vidya a yyes, as wwell as toku shows
>Enjoys petty bickering
>Kinda a jerk, but generally chill and helpful
>Irrationality honorabru, and loyal
>Unmotivated and kinda depressed
>Shit self image leftover from the fallout of my last relationship
>Lewd, but no actual experience
>Full of shitty puns on almost any topic

HER
>Under 28ish
>5'5 or shorter
>Cute face, and ideally thin
>Has similar hobbies,and close enoilugh interests
>Able to help me get myself in gear
>Also irrationally honorabru
>Also lewd, or at least interested enough to put up with me

Contact info, if any chick here is interested
Kik- pervertmage
Skype- thepsionemperor

>>24433760
I'd like to talk with you, via mail at first if possible. Mind giving me your contact?

Me

shy
>outdated
>fragile
>i like to watch movies but i dont really watch anime
>afraid to go outside
>realistic
>degraded
>wants to die

ideal lad
>charming
>manipulative
>doesnt get along with everyone
>doesnt communicate to several people via copy&paste, i hate people like that
>not an insatiable personality
>will give me a chance
optional
>will talk to me about anything
>will probably ghost me at some point

>>24445135

Welp, too bad your rightish. The rest of your shit is top notch.

>>24446255
i am the complete opposite of all of your criteria and you seem like a fucking cunt bye

>>24446282
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FDP.The_Liberals#Positions

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I don't ask for much, but what I ask for is hard to find.

>20
>5'11
>dark hair, blue eyes
>fit
>Vidya, sociology, anthropology, philosophy and movie with a good plot, outdoor stuff and dance
>looking for a job as a waiter, but I'm going to college probably this winter

I'm a really affectionate guy while being really cold at the same time. I'm way more rational than emotional. I'm always smiling and I have a really good mojo. I'm also really understanding as a person and will hold no judgement even if I don't agree with you. My primary goal in life is being the best person I can in term of attitude and personality.

what I'm looking for
>19+
>mature (really important)
>slim/fit
>big waist/ass and boobs is a plus, but not a necessity
>is ready to work on herself and take criticism
>can point my flaws and describe them thoughtfully
>can hold a conversation and have a good opinion based by rational thinking
>affectionate (really important)
>give me massages (massive plus)
>intelligent/wise

A man can always dream can he?

>>24446250
contact?

>>24446483
i would rather not post my contact here.
however anything other than skype is garbage aka if you use snapchat in general dont bother

>>24446538
my skype is freddy.lewis61

>>24446538
Honestly I'm interested in talking to you as well. My skype is mr.bubbles6838

>>24444650
Shit, Wish I saw this earlier
Skype: Callyjurr

>>24446558
you are a pure creature that needs to be protected at all costs.

>>24434866
contact?

>>24446250
You seem funny. I want to banter with you. I promise I won't hit on you. Of course, if I'm lying, you have little recourse. Still, you know you want to roll the dice. My skype is harambe27599.

Me:
>painfully average faggot who procrastinates on 4chan instead of changing the world at the moment
>legal
>kinda kind
>mom says I am funny
>ex said I am hot
>somewhat of a self hating narcissist but not overly obnoxious about it
>not really smart but knowledgeable enough about most things to bullshit my way through a conversation with truly intelligent people
>big goals, big dick - the second part is probably a lie
>honest from time to time ... like mostly
>always easy going, to a level that would annoy a sane person
>bored by most people after two and a half weeks
>empathetic and would help anybody who ask for help hence avoiding the position where it happens as best as I can
>doesn't seed torrents

Basically I don't deserve my ideal mate nor anybody else but not desperate enough for companionship to lower my ridiculous standards.
Now to the mental masturbation...

Her:
>over twenty, under thirty
>relatively tall
>skinny/athletic and cares about her appearance (but not the others opinions about it)
>confident or at least faking it convincingly, downright cocky or being an arrogant cunt is a huge plus
>can joke about everybody and everything
>adventurous, independent, daring, spontaneous
>creative
>got big dreams/goals in life and is passionate about something to an unhealthy degree
>opinionated but also open minded
>speaks at least three languages
>well read and has a solid knowledge about art, music, linguistics, psychology, sociology and history, everything else is a big bonus too
>interested in other people and at least somewhat empathetic
>brutally honest is a bonus as is manipulative as long it's not to a psychopathic degree

Basically an idealized version of myself but different enough to make it interesting for both. Doubt that kind of person browses here but a nigga can dream, right?

>>24436055
contact info?

>>24446479
>>24445135
>>24443554
>>24437154
>>24436095
>>24436055
>>24435094
>>24435093
>>24434688
>>24434425

You people sound pretty cool, have a bump.

>>24446250
Skype: Deltnamsid

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Me:
> Man
> finishing school to be a Software Engineer
> alternative hip-hop artist, themes are existential and nihilistic
> Intensely introverted, my dream is to work on software from home, maybe video games someday since I have a lot of technical skills
> Analytical, literary criticism is a lot of fun for me
> Stoic to the core
> Skinny is my defining physical characteristic but I go through spurts of fitness
> Curly hair which girls like to pet even though most touch makes me uncomfortable (it's OK when a loved one does it)
> Adaptable and patient to a fault
> Often taking note of ideas, lyrics, random thoughts, etc.
> Unfortunately earnest at times
> Pretty healthy diet, I try to keep it balanced and get all my vitamins and minerals without supplements
> 4/20, prefer socially but due to my introversion it's often solo

HER:
> Also introverted
> A partner suitable for the end of the world, isn't bothered by my nihilistic tendencies
> Can make me laugh (I'm into weird shit)
> Self-starts and follows through with personal projects
> Physically affectionate (Like I said, most contact makes me uncomfortable but I crave an intimate touch)
>A cuddly kind of curvy
> Enjoys hearing me freestyle rap
> Identifies as an intellectual (doesn't mean the pretentious kind, just really enjoys thinking critically and learning)
> Open-minded when it comes to TV, Movies, etc. Won't say no categorically when I want to watch something weird.
>Rational but not too critical, accepts my stoicism
>Will play video games with me, not all the time but once in a while
>Likes to play what-if, generally imaginative and creative.
> Doesn't tease me 24/7 (people like to do this a lot because my reactions must amuse them, but it gets old when that's all they do).

Pic isn't me but if you recognize it you should probably hit me up anyway.

>>24446942

i'm not the bbbbbbest fit for you nor am i looking for a partner but reading that made me want to cuddle with you

>>24434365
and every time you post you die a little more inside. for fuck sakes bruh go the fuck outside iv'e seen you post on this for far too long

>>24446942
What are your stoic values?

>>24435767
Contact info?
My kik is mikeygreen1
Made the username years ago don't judge Haha

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Me
>24/M
>5'10"
>skinny
>Shaggy brown hair
>green eyes
>likes punk rock, horror movies, anime, and various other nerdy things

Her
>Short
>Plays vidya
>likes horror movies
>Can apreciate practical effects/ Cinimatography
>shut-in/ Indoorsy
>Kinda weeb
>Likes to talk shit/tease people
>skirts are cute
>cosplay is also cute

>>24435029
kik: namesandnames

>>24447748

Mental endurance. Making peace with that which is prohibitively costly to change. Being patient in the face of adversity. Basically keeping an eternal cool.

>>24446250
You sound perfect, my Skype is [email protected] if you want to talk

>>24446942
>raps
>420
>likes fat chicks
You're reinforcing the systemic oppression of black men dude.

>>24448269
I'm pretty sure that dude is a dude.

>>24447725
I do go outside. I've been to anime cons, events, loads of stuff. I just haven't met a single person at any of those things and kind of dislike going anyway.

Going outside is pointless because it's impossible to meet people here unless you're in highschool or already know people.

>>24448368

You seem like an overall nice guy, anon. Don't worry about those who are jelly over your chart.

>>24446250
Your post makes me interested in talking to you. Would you mind telling your skype?

>>24435767
Do you mind if I ask what makes you want to find people that study those subjects? Is it because you would like to do something together with your partner? Just thought of it and was curious to ask. Also, if you have skype and don't mind leaving it I'll add you when I have the time.

>>24448373
>jelly over my chart

...is that even possible?

Me:
> 6'3" tall
> 28 years old/canadian
>Leaner/bulky build
>Like video games, movies, tv, music, cars, guns
>has a lot of passions but kind of directionless at times.

GF:
>5'2"-5'6"
>22+
>Curvy (big boobs, nice)
>Smart and able to deal with my short attention span
>doesnt have to be into all the same things but willing to try

kik: blakandorange

>>24448455

I think it's pretty cool.

>>24445135
Female kommando? I must be dreaming... But in case I'm not my Skype is samb000001

>>24435767
Oh honey you just described how every narcissistic NEET-whiteknight thinks of themself. Have fun sorting through the trash of the internet. On that 100% hypocritical note, I do happen to fit into that pretty well lol.

>>24445135
I am actually close, and it would make me happy to have a friend that speaks German to learn it better and exchange views. Inoltre potremmo parlare in diverse lingue. Can you send an email to [email protected]? I prefer it for keeping in contact, but we can also exchange skype there if you'd like.

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>>24448858
I think one of the writers of The Big Bang Theory tried to bait you guys into admitting you actually do like stereotypical nerd shit.

>>24449012
I did send you a mail.

>>24449079
Thanks for telling, although it doesn't show up yet apparently. I'll wait for it to appear, and in case answer after I come back from work tomorrow.

My ideal girl:
> Ages 18-24
> Skinny/slim/average, not overweight
> Easy going and friendly
> A little bit extrovert, but likes to listen
> Likes to laugh
> Likes to play video games
> Has a good sense of humor
> Lives in Europe, although the USA or Canada is okay too
> Likes to go out so now and then
> Loves cuddling
> Is interested in all sorts of stuff
> Listens to all kinds of music, except metal and screamo
> Loves animals
> Has a sex drive, i don't mind how high or low it is

Optional:
> Is a latina
> Has beautiful eyes and medium long hair, i'm a sucker for those

Me:
> Male, White, Swedish.
> 6,3 tall (190cm)
> 145 lbs or 66 kg, but fit.
> Shoulder length hair, blonde, looks best in a ponytail, green eyes, decent looking (should i put up a pic of myself?)
> I like vidya (don't have much time for it though), movies, anime/manga, fantasy and history, philosophy (to an extent).
> Very interested in music, old-ish metal in particular (Iron Maiden, Metallica, Motörhead, Saxon, Judas Priest, Dio, Megadeth etc).
> I love playing drums, just a hobby though.
> Also love watching tearjerking stuff.
> Kinda shy and introverted, but easy to talk to once i get to know you.
> Too honest for my own good.
> Kind, intimate and conscientious.
> Very open minded, more than willing to compromise.
> I don't drink, but won't mind at all if you do.
> Dark and dry sense of humor. A bit fucked up at times too.
> Don't really care to much about politics, but i guess i would be right wing with a bit of leftist sympathies thrown in there.
> I love nature and taking ridiculously long walks.
> Love animals too.
> Not religious.
> Can get a bit goofy at times.
> Prefer cuddling to sex.

Her:
> Around my age.
> Average looking is fine.
> Preferably asian, but doesn't really matter too much.
> I have a HUGE weakness for short girls.
> Kind.
> Cute.
> Weight doesn't matter too much, but awareness to one's own health is appreciated.
> Likes cuddling.
> Introvert.
> Somewhat similar interests and personality traits (doesn't have to be 100%).
> Distance doesn't matter to much.

If you do find any interest in me, (would be surprising af) i'll give you my skype.

>>24433760
I match what you're looking for perfectly
Skye: kisho.arima
Kik: snakeeater2015

>>24437173
I don't have kik unfortunately, not much into social media.

>>24449079
to be on the safer side since the email still hasn't delivered and I'm falling asleep, my skype is the same minus the (at) and the provider. Have a goodnight anon.

>>24449232
Sorry, wrong post.

>>24448352

I'm white actually.

>>24433088
Kik:Nowhere_Man95
21/M

>>24446477
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FDP.The_Liberals#Positions

While the FDP (and their German brethren) is not as bad as others in the (farther) right spectrum, with their supporters sooner or later the whole "economic migrants" thing comes up and I want to start puking uncontrollably already.

I don't really know about the Swiss FDP, but do they also support the notion of individualism and that everyone should fend for themselves rather than the collective being the primary actor in society?

>>24449995
To be fair, they sound a bit better than their German counterparts. Besides, the whole anti migrant thing is mostly to appeal to the right-wing lower classes, so they can get enough votes for dem middle class tax cuts.

Me:
>Female
>22
>Getting Masters in Molecular biology
>Loves hiking and being outside
>Loves animals
>Social enough but have a tendency to be shy
>5'2 Pretty average build with a little bit of chub
>Generally sweet but can be a bit stubborn
> Long brown hair
>Likes old scifi and horror movies
>Unfortunately a bit of a workaholic
>Enjoys watching soccer


Him:
>Close to my age
>Interested in science
>Either short or tall, not so much in between
>Skinny
>Sweet and willing to listen to me ramble on
>I have a bit of a thing for German guys
>Willing to poke fun at one another without being mean
>Social enough but still enjoys staying home and watching a movie together
>Likes to go on walks or hike
>Likes playing video games and letting me watch, I'd enjoy playing them if I wasn't so bad at it

>>24448764
well, maybe I'll do more autistic laptop touchpad scribbles then

maybe THAT will be what works for me finally

>>24445135
Solid choices in boards, friendo. My skype is Jiggaboots if you feel like talking about /ck/ shit.

>>24450684
>I'd enjoy playing them if I wasn't so bad at it
puhlease. Its all a matter of how you approach video games.

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>when you get a credit card that comes with enough travel points for a $700 flight
>still no ldr gf and no desire to travel anyway
life is a joke my man

Me:
>21, female, white
>5'6" and thin
>Wears glasses half the time
>Shy and introverted
>Likes running, hiking, and bumming around at home
>Likes supernatural, mystery, and horror movies
>Passionate about my major

Him:
>Around my age
>Taller than me and a healthy body weight
>Studying something or has a decent job
>Doesn't smoke
>Preferably not that sexually experienced
>Likes cuddling
>Has similar interests

>>24450804

Save it till this summer and go to Otakon or Anime Expo

>>24450889
No way in hell am I wasting my travel points unless I'm guaranteed to not be alone by the end of it.

I already go to almost every anime con near where I live and have met literally zero people the entire time.

>>24450878
Do you have kik? I can give you mine if you do.

>>24450878
What would be a max age for you, and what is your preferred method of contact?

>>24433760
That describes me perfectly
Kik: AngryMidget

Me:

27/f/US
Short and on the curvier side
I look significantly younger than my age suggests
I have a career I enjoy, a house I live in and a vehicle appropriate for the ever changing weather of my state
I love the ocean but fish freak me out... Did you know their poop just trails behind them? Madness.
I play video games(PC mostly but I recently acquired a PS4)
I'm very laid back and prefer spending time inside but I am not without the abiloty to function socially when required
I like cute pictures of animals and have found they make my day better
I have 3 pets and 2 out of the 3 are kind of assholes to new people
Im pretty obsessed with the website Imgur and will send you a ridiculous amount of links. Just be nice and pretend you looked at them.
I want to get married some day and have children that cut into my video game time
I have a lot of random and useless movie and TV knowledge. It's kind of pathetic.
My feet and hands are always cold but I refuse to wear socks to bed because I'm not an animal
My musical tastes are mainly stuck in the 90s. Let's sing Spice Girls and Boy Band songs together

You:
Male or Female
Between 21 and 35
Location isn't a huge thing really
Not grossly overweight(a bit chubby is okay) and you're not skeleton skinny
You have a job or are in school working towards a fascinating career you want to tell me all about
You also play video games and can participate in flirtatious shit talking
You hopefully understand my TV and Movie references and if you don't you would be interested in watching to find out more
You have your own obsessions and interests and want to share them with me
You are comfortable spending most of your time at home but when I take you out you don't act like an awkward mute
You want a wife and children someday so you can dress them in Halloween costumes and force them to cosplay adorable things

Kik - Obscure90sReference

>>24450878

What is your major? What vidya do you like?

>>24449214

You should post pic. And how old are you?

>>24451209
>tfw I sent you a message when I saw you in the last thread
>no response
pls respond

>>24451209
27/M/US
I match with all your list, especially the last one.
I'm curious mind me asking what state you live in?
Good luck and I hope you find someone nice.

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>>24451485
I'm 18.

Pic related is me.
I accidentally tilted my head a bit and the lighting could be better, but oh well.

Him:
>5'11+, 25+
>love blonde men
>athletic build, pick me up, open big heavy doors for me, let me be dramatic, tight hugs
>has sports, and not in gym all the time
>likes going outside !!!
>has a career that he enjoys
>not a stupid surname (I want a cool surname when we get married)
>doesn't want to live in a big city and go on all inclusive holidays and stay in hotel resorts for our holidays
>kinky
>intelligent, doesn't watch anime, can hold discussions about most subjects, but still good fun and good humour
>likes gossiping with me
>sporty
>big appetite and will compliment me on my cooking
>will eventually runaway with me, and live in the forest/van/tree house
>wants babbies

Me
>5'9, athletic/slim 22 yrs old
>long brown hair, sometimes middle aged ladies and old men say I'm pretty
>triathlons, yoga, camping, watersports (;)), mountains, weights in winter :(
>love being outside and using my body to its potential
>enjoy my career
>pretty content with life
>super hornery
>not interested in material objects or clutter
>love cooking
>v bad circulation, wI'll probably eventually get frostbite
>affectionate
>but a naughty girl

I don't think I'm really looking for somebody right now but I love the mental masturbation of "design your dream guy"

>>24452073
Gotta kik?

Bump in hopes of whoever asked for my contact details sees I replied and gets in contact

>>24452094
You could give me yours ??

>>24435767
I've been with one girl before, but I fit pretty much everything else perfectly, kik is S4msqu4ntch if you're still here and want to chat

>>24452073
You've seen too many hippie movies that idolize living in the forest.

It's really really shitty.

I mean, I can understand wanting to experience life in the wild for a year.
I can understand living in the countryside for your whole life.
But living in the wild your entire life would most probably suck in more levels than you can begin to imagine.

But sure, in the coziness of your room, possibly on your thick ass mattress, with air conditioning (or heating), sipping on warm tea (store bought) out of a cup.
You can type these fantasies on your laptop and post them on the Internet.

>>24450894
You need to step up your game then. It's all luck and chemistry when you go up to people and talk to them. Don't be afraid of rejection, it happens to all of us

>>24435767
>not an artist

I assume you meant to say not an autist. If you did mean artist though, that sucks cuz I fit a lot of your criteria but I'm also a huge artist.

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well, this is the time i post, so there you go you all. i don't think i found someone nerby, but wth, let's give it a try

>>24449214
>swedish

when you find said girl, would you be open to lending her out to kind anons while you watch?

>>24452073
Never seen anyone here who loves outdoors and sport as much/more as me. Too bad you probably wont live close because there are no mountains around here. You're like perfect for the rest l:

>>24453093
Very funny, but I'm not cucked like everyone else in this ticking time bomb of a country.

>>24450804
Vyro a joke my man

Me
>31/m/OH
>6'3, thin. blue/grey eyes
>Two Master's degrees
>Lived overseas, speak Japanese
>Honest, straightforward, perceptive, affectionate, mature, humorous
>General knowledge sponge, curious about everything
>Connect on a personal level more than through interests, but happy to share them and teach each other new things
>Fantasy/sci-fi, classic existential lit., philosophy

You
>19-28/f/anywhere
>Slenderish, natural look/not big on makeup (not picky about physical attributes beyond this)
>Empathic, honest, loyal, smart, emotionally and mentally stable
>Wants to share about herself with someone who will actually listen and care, not just from thirst
>Somewhat submissive
>Enjoys being appreciated and reciprocating that
>Has experienced personal struggles/suffering but survived intact

Skype: ageha60

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I'm not really as picky as this may make me sound, so don't worry about it if you don't fit some things.

I love seeing how people here describes themselves like PERFECT and seeks for PERFECT people. Man I wish life was that easy

>>24453932
Didn't see anybody describing themselves as perfect; sure the expectations from the partner tends to be higher, specially from guys but it's still relatively balanced.

The much more curious fact is the silly focus on media and interests while almost skipping over personality and quirks.

>>24454001
You're right. I will try to explain myself better. Not describing themselves as perfect (some), but YES seeking for perfect people, idealizing persons like life was that simple.

I know this is a IDEALIZING game, but i can see how many people are truly seeking for "perfect" people, and describing themselves sometimes with shallowness and sometimes with victimism. imho

sometimes I think about posting one of these because there are no decent women in my area but then I remember that it's a waste of time

ME:
>24/m/SC
>6'4,Irish/French/Romani, pale, chubby, glasses(most of the time), hazel eyes, dark brown hair, brown/red/blonde beard
>Shitty tattoos
>2x college dropout (Anthropology/philosophy and art) mostly because of boredom and lack of motivation to continue
>Spent most of my late teens/early 20s traveling the country
>Autistically honest, sometimes disparaging
>Spends free time drawing,writing,reading,playing WoW/Overwatch/CS:GO
>Not really submissive or dominant
>Decides things with other people based on who the outcome is more important to
>Switches between rambling in-depth about topics nobody cares about and being really quiet
>Likes listening to people and learning from them
>Likes drugs(trees, dissociatives mostly) but never been addicted to anything other than nicotine and caffeine
>animu
>Slight blood fetish because I'm an edgy twat. Mostly vanilla other than that.

YOU:
>18+/F(trans and andro are cool too)/anywhere works
>Looks don't really matter(My taste is more dependent on the person's specific aesthetic than anything more broad)
>Loyal, as open as I am
>Not sensitive
>Funny, sometimes offensive but not 100% edgelord
>Would be cool to play games together
>Preferably an artist, or has an interest in art
>Awkward is okay
>Puts friendship/companionship ahead of sexuality/romance
>Preferably a night owl
>Tempered by struggles/unhappiness throughout life but doesn't constantly victimize herself
>More intelligent than I am
>Drugs are cool as long as that isn't your entire identity

Skype: cmarchmarching

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>>24435029
snake/dog guy here from texas. antisocial as fuck, 21/M, have a babyface with medium hair. :|

just reply if you want to talk, not sure if ur still alive though

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Well , why not?

Me:
>1,78cm height
>21
>83kg slightly overweight due to disfunctional diet.
>Into Videogames , Retro games , Eurobeat , Vaporwave , Hardbass , Videogame music , Collecting , Aesthetics , graphics design , open to lots of stuff but i dont usually get hooked on anything unless its VERY good.
>Not Working , but studying graphic design ,video editing and web design
>Introvert and needy as fuck , need a lot of attention and care from the other person , im also super jealous , but caring.

Ideal Girl:
>Around my age , i dont mind older girls.
>Cute face , Glasses
>Himecut
>Slightly shorter than me but not by much
>Not overweight , but slightly thick.
>Similar interests or at least into videogames and talk about videogames (since its the thing i know the most)
>Has to be caring and talktative , give back the same kind of replies i give.
>Perhaps needy like me.
>Broad sense of humour , not caring about politics.
>Sexually dominant

I always use this photo since its the only good photo i took of me.

>>24450878
hey there. got a skype?