Getting some head from some book bitch right now. What you

>>24429939
this feels more like a post for /b/

>>24429939
No you're not, guys last about 5 seconds getting head, nice try

>>24429939
You know the rules fag. Time stamp or GTFU.

>>24429956
Get the fuck up

Your hand, wtf are you, a bitch ass girl?? pussyboy

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>>24429954
...
lol

>>24429939
Post more

>>24429954
...Really?

>>24429939
time stamp you fucking faggot

>>24429939
Hot pic, but what is a
>book bitch

>>24429954
That's the most retarded argument I've ever read. I for one NEVER managed to ejaculate from a blowjob (maybe GFs were really bad at it). Always have to masturbate or fuck her at the end, but maybe it's psychological.

>>24429939
Nice bracelet--where can I get one? Middle school?

>>24432531
Damn son youve been getting some bad head :(

what is a book bitch

>>24432895
Maybe he meant gook

>>24432895
>>24431482

Not OP, but I have had a 'book bitch' relationship before. I'm a little drunk right now so excuse the garbled text.

I met this sweet-ass nerdy girl in my first year of uni. Really tall and skinny... Like quite lanky?

Her name was Sophia.

She loved reading. Her room at uni had three separate book cases she bought from Ikea, full to the brim with all sorts of books. All categorised.

She was pretty 'plain'. Had a sort-of awkward looking face.

In our first lecture together, I had not brought the textbook for our class. She let me 'borrow' hers. Soon, this happened for pretty much every single lecture - She would be the good bitch to provide me with the required reading for the course, either buying me books or letting me have hers, or she would go to the library (2 hour walk from my halls) to fetch them for me.

She would 'help me with my essays, basically researching the topics for me, getting me the books, and giving me her suggestions. I would write the actual essays myself (She was pretty intelligent, but her writing style was very different from my own).

We used to do all sorts of stuff together but not sure how much anyone wants to hear.

She still send me handwritten letters from time to time. Like, actual handwritten with a fountain pen.

>>24433055
>We used to do all sorts of stuff together but not sure how much anyone wants to hear.
As a probable 'book bitch', as opposed to the 'gook bitch' that I think OP meant to say, I would love to hear way more about this.

>>24433055
Did you fuck her or nah

>>24429939
eating a burrito after coming home from Mass

>>24433070
Sure, what would you like to hear about? :)

>>24433071
Short Version: Nah

Long Version:

She was clearly both VERY repressed and yet ridiculously.... 'kink aware' shall we say? Kinky would imply that she actually had a chance to vent her urges.

I think she gradually became obsessed with me. We went out on various 'trips' together - I won;t call them dates. I would usually not have my wallet on me after the first time where we went for Coffee and I had forgotten my debit card, and she paid the bill.After that, I just treated it as written that she would pay for everything while we were together.

She was obviously very submissive, but she shied away from any talk of sexual relations.

One of our modules together involved the Spanish Inquisition and torture methods came up as a topic. She seemed particularly interested in a few things that we studied. I asked her to fetch a few boosk on the topic for me and she seemed very keen to show me some of the 'funny' and 'weird' illustrations such as a 'Pear of Anguish' and a 'Scald' thing that goes in the mouth. I think deep down she was kinky as fuck but had no idea on how to express the desires, and I was actually having a lot of fun.... denying her? Like, playing oblivious.

I ended up Cuckqueaning her pretty hard actually.

omg I might be a book bitch

>>24433102
When did you first realize that you were nowhere close to deserving of her affection?

>>24433120
Well, we still speak pretty regularly. Like I said, she writes me a few times a year, and she stays in contact via Hangouts, SMS, and things. She also used to use Spanchat but I find that annoying as fuck so I asked/told her to stop.

>>24433102
>Short Version: Nah

Then who the fuck cares? You took advantage of an autistic girl and told the story in a thread about a dude getting head, good job.

>>24433102
I am for the most part disappoint

>>24433132
She's 100% wife material, though. I even find women who have awkward looks beautiful in their own way.

>>24433102
>I ended up Cuckqueaning her pretty hard actually.
Tell me about THIS though

>>24432531
Yeah, that's a sign of a girlfriend who doesn't know how to do it.

>>24433136

Not always. Sometimes one thing or the other just isn't enough to take you all the way, even if it's done right.

>>24433136
2edgy.

>>24433187
Yeah, she's a lovely person, just flawedd in multiple ways.

>>24433193
She obviously was quite interested in me, but I enjoyed messing with her a fair bit. She eventually invited me over to her halls for one of her hallsmates' birthday celebrations. Her halls were on the other wide of town to mine so I usually told her to just come to mine, but seeing as it was a party and not just her I made the effort.

Long story short, I ended up sleeping with one of her hallsmates that evening in the bedroom adjacent to her. The next day, the girl was really guilty because she thought I was Sophia's boyfriend. Supposedly Sophia had told her hallsmates that she had been visiting her 'boyfriend' rather than going out clubbing with them. I assume she also meant our study sessions etc.

I ended up seeing Kaitlynn (Her hallsmate) quite often. I made sure to thank Sophia for introducing gus. She always went bright red at that suggestion.

One day Kait's shower broke while I stayed over there, so I asked Sophia if we culd use her shower.

Brb food just arrived.

>>24433105
well-read tits plz? =)

>>24433259
Poor girl. Shitty that she's still trying to be your friend.

>>24433259
Obvious supreme gentleman loser.

>>24433105
NOW WE HAVE A NAME

>>24429954
> No you're not, guys last about 5 seconds getting head, nice try
clearly this faggot has never watched porn

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>>24431482
a girl who's really shy and nerdy in public, but totally kinky and depraved in the sack

>>24436009
Their comment is closer to reality than porn is. Which isn't difficult.

>>24436245
>>24436009
>>24429954
Am I guy who has a hard time getting off while receiving head?

>>24436306
Nope.

Mfw mods delete most of the troll breads and leave this one

>>24429939
>some book bitch
Explain what this means. Is she a librarian or something?

>>24436190
I believe I may be confirmed for book bitch status

>>24433259
300 words about bitch u didnt fuck, beta