looks like it's time for another fucking ideal mate thread

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and here's my thing even though I've posted it a billion times

wow, aren't these threads great?

M30 SW London, looking for Fs for play. Thick cock and good fun

>>24415939
there are literally like 20 other threads where you can post that

the sad part is you'll still probably get noticed more than my pathetic ass

>>24415956
Stopping whining would probably help

>>24415974
tried that, ended up going months without human contact because even less people noticed me

sometimes you just gotta do whatever it takes

Ideal Guy:

>Tallish 5'10"+
>Masculine but isn't a dick
>Bulkier body type
>Likes to workout together
>Empathetic and has some semblance of emotions
>Is emotionally supportive of my graduate schooling
>Likes to shitpost with me daily and joke around a lot
>Is a gamer, enjoys playing games, especially together.
>Sexually Dominant
>Somewhat clingy

>>24416008
Oh fug forgot to post myself. Whoops 22/M
Ask for contact if interested

>>24416010
Post your specs as well...

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Me
>34/M/NJ
>5'10 Hispanic with a few extra pounds that I've been working on losing
>Introvert but constantly putting myself out there and trying to talk with and meeting new people
>Geeky interests like comics, anime, vidya but am not obsessive over them
>Full time job in IT field
>Don't drink, smoke, or do drugs. Its okay if you do, just don't expect me to join in
>Loves animals
>Wall-E personified

Her:
>Younger and shorter than me. Short girls with curves are my kryptonite
> Has similar interests, but is also passionate about other things that shes willing to share with me
>Shy yet willing to go out and do things together
>Other people in her life would describe her as kind-hearted and a good friend.
>Has a job or is in school or is doing something with her life and has a plan for her future
>Loves animals
>Loves cuddles
>Is close enough where we can actually spend time together
>Wants to hold my hand

>>24416008
Fits me to a T, except i'm not gay. Dang

>>24416011
uhhh
>22
>M
>Biochem Student
>Enjoys humor, jokes, and shitposting
>Play league, OW, and other shit for fun and downtime
>Average body, golden hair

ask for any other info

Ideal girl:

>female version of me
>laughs at nearly everything
>plays lots of vidya, gets excited about it
>also likes watching movies with somebody
>doesn't partake in alcohol, cigarettes or drugs
>homebody as fuck, but will go out very rarely
>appreciates different types of music, perhaps plays an instrument herself
>laid back
>doesn't like confrontation
>not rude
>likes cuddling
>18-26

I'm 23 and a dude from England. Distance is ok.

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>>24415937
They're simply the best m8

>>24416008
Literally me, except I'm not gay. Good luck, anon.

>>24416001
Ever tried adding people from the clean kik threads? Or even from these to see if you end up being friends? Or are you the type to only post and just hope people add you? You can find lots of fun weirdos to talk to in the clean threads.

>>24416077
I wish I was kidding, but every time I've even tried, I can't even make friends with the person because they have so many other people talking to them at the same time.

You can see it in these threads alone, whenever a girl posts she gets on average ten replies to her post, and probably like 50 adds. I stopped bothering because it's genuinely pointless when I can only get two sentences in a day because they're so occupied with others.

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I just want someone I can be intellectually intimate with; have actual in depth conversations with about our mutual or differing interests, but who I can also spend time with in comfortable silence while reading, web surfing, or just lazing around.
I dunno, I'm not really looking for much, just someone that clicks with me.

Straight M/22/US

Me:
>6'0
>26
>Muscular/bulky build
>Into Vidya, Literature, Music, Movies
>Work really long hours for my career so I'm basically a shut-in at the end of the day. Education profession.
>Basically Jack Skellington, personality-wise. Either really melancholy or really excited and inventive.

Ideal gf:
>Social enough to handle some social requirements, but introverted enough to enjoy spending time at home with me
>Either very skinny or very curvy. Race doesn't matter.
>Similar interests to me, including weird/obscure shit and the occasional old horror film.
>If you play Overwatch or Dark Souls with me I'll love you.
>Some kind of career, doesn't intend to become a housewife.
>Passionate about what she does
>Challenging and interesting to talk to
>Good sense of humor
>Sexually submissive and open-minded

I'm seriously looking, so if you fit this, kik me: ravenallnight

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>>24416123
Forgot about pic related

>>24416087
What's your kik? I don't game much aside from 3ds and wiiu but I'm sure we have some weeby interests in common

>>24416134
Kawaii Senpai

25/m

>female
>likes to degrade me
>is funny
>is hot
>probably a bad girl degenerate
>but a good girl to me
>loyal
>kind of a thug
>cute
>maybe tattoos/piercings
>cigarettes ok
>maybe drugs

>>24416147
I... don't have a kik. Never saw a reason to have one as I dislike the idea of swapping nudes and that seems to be all most people use it for.

Let me make one, hold on

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>>24416147
Arigatou gozaimasu desu

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Come say hi

Me
>Male London
>5.9"
>Likes going to the gym
>A lot more active in the night, nocturnal maybe
>I like video games, anime and nerdy stuff. Just shut up about it if we're in public
>Very dominant sexually, otherwise laid back and spontaneous
>Attractive I think
>Hayama Akira is my man crush
>Have a deep voice with posh accent
>I love to show affection if I'm alone with someone
>I've done LDR before but it was with a twitch streamer and was high maintenance.
>Sexually experienced
>Oh and I like cooking

Her
>Preferably white but doesn't matter
>My height or shorter
>Hopefully British too but I have experiences with long distance
>Cute or at least cares about their appearance in some capacity
>Kind of bitchy to everyone except me
>Is into the same things as I am; video games, travelling etc.
>Likes relying on a guy
>Enjoys being pampered by her partner but is independent
>Submissive. Kinky preferably
>Having a cute voice is A++
If you want truly ideal too
>Dark brunette hair with strong blue eyes


I like talking with mics over text. Conversation flows easier

Skype is: ecstasyxm
I have a throwaway email too if that's your jam

>>24416147
kik is funwithdespair, same as skype

>just made it like 5 minutes ago and already got a spam add

I fear this app

I posted this in the last thread and elsewhere but you know. Always good to cover my bases

i'm making a sort of unconventional post here because i'm not looking for a hookup or relationship etc, i just like talking to new people and flirting and having e-crushes

Me:
25/F/USA
short, chubby, glasses, very femme
very social and friendly!
like reading, 3DS, hiking, biking, cooking/baking
other interests include animals (esp. dogs and snakes), folklore/mythology, sexuality

You:
close to me in age (let's say between 22 and 35)
body type, race, whatever doesn't matter. bonus points if you look like a sexy professor or something
i love people who know a lot about things i don't know much about, like math or computers or something
big bonus points if you're willing to talk on the phone or skype or something

Me:
>29/mtF/NewYorkUSA
>5’8” 160lbs
>hapa (chinese + various white mix)
>shy at first but loves to joke around and tease, care-taker type, art kid/creative but not all there… lol
>I have a strong set of opinions but I’m also very open minded
>anime, video games, night time, sleep, art stuff, reading/writing, clothes, astrology, I’m a creepy fujoshi…
>sexually submissive
>just wants affection :/


You:
>brown or hazel eyes
>thick brows
>taller than me
>a good sense of humor (corny/dad jokes work just fine) maybe even eccentric?
>doesn’t take life too serious!
>videogames
>affectionate/maybe a little clingy?
>open minded but definitely has opinions and a strong sense of who they are/want to be (i’m not talking about careers or anything, i’m talking about personality)
>school/job/neet whatever is fine
>likes to chat and listen
>enjoys chilling in silence but will go on adventures with me too
>chest hair and facial fuzz

skype: raichyeu
kik: yeuneverno
tell me you’re from here or I probably won’t reply? also not looking to exchange nudes and crap unless someone has been talking to me for a while and is legit interested. :/

>>24416254
ayy. Do you prefer skype to kik?

If so you can add franfrom4chan

>>24416254
What part of the states?

>>24416430

we can get to that if we get talking

>>24416414

i'm open to either. how old are you tho

>>24416432

24. You can always just add me, ask, and if I don't qualify, remove me.

>>24416254
You sound fucking amazing

Me
> M/23/Ca
>White
>Average build
>6'
>Facial hair
>Love horror movies/darker aesthetic
>Assistant Manager at a big box retail store.
>Enjoys alone time

Him
>21-31
>above 5'7'
>Short hair
>Facial hair
>Average/Slender build
>Enjoys horror movies, Halloween, anything creepy
>Has a job/ambition
>Emotionally stable.

Typically, when someone meets most the requirements, they end up being a dead beat with no job or ambition.

>>24416432
Fair enough. Kik's mrb594 if you're interested in the attempting of the talking.

>>24416449

then post contact!

M/21/FL
Chubby
6'2
Is already tired of typing on his phone

Her
Legal
Shorter than me
Qt
Clingy
Monogamous

Kik is ballsy_mcgee

her

>darker skin, any height
>20-26
>no kids but open to it one day
>laid back
>has some goals/dreams
>doesn't mind drinking,drugs but Isn't an addict of any kind
>likes nature and animals
>likes art, comics, and literature, vidya too but not as important
>does something creative like draw or play music
>fit or at least takes care of herself
>loves to learn about all kinds of shit, watches documentaries, researches things that interest her
>I want to feel like I could talk to her about anything
>can vibe with my wizard shit, (I'm into astral projection and occult bs)

Problem is if I found her I wouldn't be ready anyway.

>>24415937

Why did your friend ditch you?

>>24416254
I posted above, my kik is sweetcreep if you'd like to talk sometime

>>24416112
I can dig that, where in the US are you from mate?

>>24416123
Where are you from, That's So Ravenallnight?

Me:
23/F/Californian
5'5", average weight, full time job, car, going to school full time... laid back, kind of a commitaphobe looking for a guy that I really can gel with. Sarcastic, I love video games and am pretty sociable. Blondeish, aryan as fuck. Just looking to see who's out here near Cali before I post any contact info

Her
>short
>Petite
>Indoorsy/shut-in
>Kinda weeb
>likes to watch movies and cuddle
>can apreciate cinimatography/score/pratical effects
>Likes to make fun of/talk shit/tease people
>Plays vidya
>skirts are cute
>cosplay/lolita is also cute

>>24416612
Where in Cali are you? San jose here.

>>24416493
I have a gf. Forunately she's short, chubby and wears glasses :) Good luck!

>>24416456
kik?

>>24416612
From Pomona/Chino Hills. What are you going to school for, commitaphobe? I hope it's not marriage counseling.

>>24416612
I'm in SoCal. What interests do you have?

Ideal girl:
>20-28
>Shy is fine
>Kind is a plus
>Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not picky
>Can think for herself
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required daily)
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids
>Reliable/Supportive
>Independent, does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day (not clingy)
>Would love to have pets/has pets
>Loyal
>Honest

Me:
>25, male, white
>dark, long hair
>blue eyes
>introverted
>mostly quiet
>musician and occasional writer
>full time job, own a home, live alone

Kik/telegram: nazunalika

>>24416612
Near IE and into Asians? [email protected]

I just want someone who likes me

>>24416874

gotta start by liking yourself, anon. the rest follows

Me
M/21/NY
White
6' kinda skinny
Longish messy brown hair
quiet/shy
like video games, board games, anime/manga
lots of little hobbies/always have some project going on

Her
Around my age (18-25)
I don't care about height
Weight: perfer fit to a little chubby
likes to play games with me
A little sociable
Is able to put up with my indecisiveness/shyness

>>24416882
we both know that is easier said than done

>>24416925

of course, it's a process (and a long one). but you won't have any luck with other people if you aren't at least working on it

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oh well

>>24415926
6'2, 24yo, male, skinnier side
StL usa
Ideal mate is (female) little and fun, high energy, clever. Strong freaky appetite for sex, but that's most guys I reckon

Mrb.bellycat is my kik message me if int

>>24416030
Where are you at?
Also contact?

>>24417128
on laptop while I do some research but I'm midwest US. Kik is kekandace

>>24416616

contact?

Her:
>White, Asian, or Latina
>Petite preferably, but as long as you arent taller than me its fine
>High sex drive
>Is a switch
>Has some kind of ambition or passion
>Likes metal, punk, or classic rock
>Can hold a conversation so I dont have to constantly carry the conversation
>Is at least ok with drugs
>Intelligent
>Not religious
>Has a dark sense of humor
>A bit unstable
>Would like to travel
>Not afraid of heights

Me:
>20/male/white
>6 foot
>Brown hair
>Fairly introverted
>Average build (friends say I'm fairly thin and in shape)
>Pilot in training, working shitty job in the mean time
>Can kinda play guitar
>Likes metal, punk, classic rock
>Really fucked up sense of humor
>Play a fair amount if vidya
>Like going to concerts and places in general
>Enjoy new and exciting things
>Can cook and bake well

Him
> 5'9" or taller, average looking
>Older than 21
>facial hair
>NOT super skinny
>loves vidya games or at least plays them
>sarcastic or can at least take a joke
>is willing to do nerd shit with me
>doesn't mind I'm a weeaboo
>isn't a complete manchild

>Bonus: Can do my crucible matches
>is white
>listens to metal
>appreciates a good meme
>likes dc/vertigo more than marvel

Me
>5'3" and brown ( american indian)
>a bit of a weirdo
>weeaboo trash
>dreams of working in the game industry
>likes clothes
>very sarcastic
>Debbie downer
>loves tv and movies
>enjoys traveling, kayaking, gaming, toy collecting, blankets.

I really just want someone to talk to...no boyfriend or anything.
Kik: mandaloregirl

>>24417229
skype: servantofbastet

Me
>20/M/NY
>5'11"
>Full time student
>Love vidya
>A bit of chub, but also muscular
>Brown hair and eyes

Her
>Around my age and area
>5'6" and under preferably
>A little bit of chub never hurt anyone
>Piercings and tats make me drool
>More of an ass man
>Has a job/is going to school
>Not a weeb

Kik: dataggz

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meh, I guess I'll try this again.

Me:
>20 / M / KY
>Chubby build, 6'4, brown hair, green eyes, glasses, white
>going to school for accounting while working suicide tier retail job
>Hobbies include vidya, hiking, camping, the occasional animoo or mango, watching tv,
>Introverted af
>Dark sense of humor
>Stupidly high sex drive to the point where it's medically concerning
>Been told i have a good personality :^)

Her
>18-30
>White/Asian/Latina
>Has some sort of dream or ambition or at least some job or in school
>Anything but morbidly obese. Curvier the better
>shorter than me (not asking for much there)
>Will partake in introverted activities with me
>Will also do random spontaneous shit with me, like skydiving or something
>Sense of humor. Non negotiable
>Caring, kind person at heart
>Won't cuck me
>Bonus if you are near

Her:
>shorter than me, dont think that'd be very hard
>not too chubby but i dont mind a bit of curve.
>a bit close, im bad at ldr
>is social, or willing to be social
>dont need to be a sportfreak like me but doesnt mind me doing that daily
>has some goals in life
>has a good sense of humor
>can start conversations
>ehh just be yourself for the most part thats the best

Me:
>20/M/Euro(NL)
>6'6"
>Blue eyes, dark blonde hair
>Lean/Athletic built
>4th year in uni right now
>part time teacher
>I sport a lot so that combined with my study and job takes away about all my time to do social stuff during the weekdays.
>like to go out sometimes in the weekends
>dumb sense of humor"
>can be clingy
>not goot at starting conversations but i can hold one after someone else started it...
>like being outdoor
>people sometimes tell me im a emotional robot but that gets better over time.
>like to cook
>love helping people


if some things fit you just hmu and we'll see where it ends
Kik:MatigeMaat

>>24416572
everyone eventually does

no idea why but it always happens

>>24415937
Hey anon I'm a dude, but is it okay if I add you. I'm just looking for friends who are similar to me.

>>24416683
Gfkw13

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I am an actual princess and I just want a boyfriend who will stream movies with me. Thats literally it. Forever alone.
me
>submissive but inexperienced
>draws
>not lewd in general
>wannabe neet
>about 5 7, white, breasts
>serial tea drinker, crippling anxiety
>into whatever, not all that organized
>not much going for me, socially isolated but pure
>chav
>likes cheesy and outdated content, fun
>athiest, though i dont like using the term
him
>is chill
>isnt a player, isnt a racist either
>if narcisist, at least cheeky about it
>who cares
>will tell me about literature/music when it feels natural unless he doesnt read
>a bit of a loser but not really, not too priviliged
>hopefully doesnt use snapchat or kik
>not obsessive autist about games
>probably is cool with having diverse friends from anywhere/has some or is too savage
>not too experienced
>why would he be browsing this thread

death.

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>>24418367
You seriously sound perfect, and I think I fit your requirements.
Do you have Skype or any way of contacting you?

Also what tea are we talking?

>>24418367
Hi, you seem nice and I fit some of these qualities

>>24418424
If you say so
My skype is [email protected]
We are talking assam tea to earl grey.

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Me:
>21
>5'7
>Balding
>145lbs
>Average build with big shoulders
>Enjoy socially unacceptable jokes (like most of us)
>Antisocial
>Dress like a normie (not an edgy school shooter or fedora lord)
>Like ridiculous movies and commentary (Kung Pow, Weekend at Bernie's, Sleepycabin)
>Enjoy making bad home movies and photoshops, especially fake Pornhub titles
>Aspiring technical writer

Her:
>20-21
>My height or shorter. 5'6 or 5'5 is ideal
>Doesn't care that I'm a balding manlet
>Don't care about weight or build as long as she's not chunky or obese
>Not a smoker or a heavy drinker
>Isn't afraid to let it all hang out when at home
>Doesn't really care about acting feminine or cutesy
>Dresses like a normie
>Introvert
>Great sense of humor, and actively partakes in horrible or stupid banter topics with me
>Somewhat cynical
>Preferably slightly right of center politically

Me
>AngloMurican Male
>5'7"
>28 years of age
>Has late shift full time job
>Has dreams to buy a few acres of land and adopt a more agrarian life style. (Weeding while smoking weed is very enjoyable)
>Wants to get into silversmithing and silk worm raising
>Huge history nerd
>In my mind I'm world building an alternate historical timeline to write an epic so i can make a million dollars
Ideal Female Companion
>Is independent, but we would help eachother achieve our goals.
>Companionate
>Enjoys, or atleast tolerates nerdy time/money sinks such as video games and board games
>Likes going on adventures, can travel and light for extended periods
>Cooks, or atleast helps with it
>Doesn't get overly concerned with fashion trends
>Willing to cut my hair and give me back massages in exchange for said silk and silver
My Kik is ninekplus

>>24418436
I regret posting my contact

>>24418490
>>24418464

Sorry for asking about it, so I guess you're not interested in talking?

>>24418511
It was low of me. I dont wanna get banned for contactfagging.

>>24418618
That's not contactfagging, don't worry.
I'd be more concerned about the flood of messages you'll be getting from random dudes.

>>24418618
These threads are for meeting the ideal person so don't worry, also it was me who asked so it would be my fault

>>24418626
thankyou

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Me
>22, male, white
>brown medium length hair
>blue eyes
>stays in most the time
>have a job, but hate it
>going to school
>interested in history, vidya games, mtg, all the nerdy stuff

Her
>18-23
>Likes to talk about her interests, not interested in the quite type who says one word then never hear from them again
>wants kids
>liking Morrowind is a plus
>likes playing games
>wants to introduce me into her interests, as well as be interested in getting into what I like

Kik: arenbaren

Me:
>19/M/MD-USA
>6'3
>Muscular with a little fat, cutting to 10% atm
>likes weightlifting
>big fan of music, play guitar
>work the grave shift in retail
>sharp wit, funny
>severe depression
>kill me please

Her:
>18-23~
>not obese, overweight is fine
>likes music
>plays an instrument
>depressed
>somewhat interested in the gym

That seems really broad, but it's really all I'm looking for

Him:
>22 or older
>Anywhere in the world is fine, but always had a thing for German men
>Tall
>Very thin (not like an anorexic body)
>Dark blond/brown hair
>Bright eyes are always a plus
>Has something going on for himself, preferably with a degree or getting one
>Ambitious
>An outdoorsy type of man
>Laid back
>Independent
>Honest
>Shares the same interest as me (such as video games, anime, traveling, cooking)
>Having similiar taste of music

Me:
>23/ female/ white
>5'3
>More on the curvier side
>Long brown hair
>Blue eyes (almond shaped)
>Freckles
>USA (but fine with long distance)
>Getting a dual Masters
>Ambitious
>Shy
>Likes classic rock and metal
>Shitty sense of humour

Me
>F/22/Bi
>124 lbs
>5'6"
>Sarcastic, socially anxious, prefers staying at home drinking and smoking
>Complete sub in bed, enjoys dominate, older males
>Loves animals, books, and pc gaming
>Depressive episodes
>Nymph

Him/Her:
>If him: not picky about body type. If her: more Andro body types appeal to me, but I'm not terribly picky. On a shallow level/first impression basis, would prefer if you were no thicker than me, but I really couldn't care less in the long term. Just be healthy.
>Dominate in bed
>Homebody as well, preferring to stay at home than go out
>Must like cheese (I make some bomb queso)
>Okay dealing with random spurts of my depression
>Passionate about something, and not in a "I love Harry Potter but never bothered to read the books" kind of way. Read the damn books.
>Would be better off with another sex crazed person like myself
>I have a tendency to like older men, but it's not something I look for

Kik: alicelizak

>>24419837
Hmm, you sound like a perfect third for my girlfriend and I

>>24419837
Damn too bad I'm a bit younger than you.

>>24419837
Do you have Skype?

Me
-white
-6ft
-factory worker
-I like heavy metal and weed and religion
-Muslim convert

Her
-petite
-any race
-Muslim
-has to be virgin
-wants kids
-I will spank you every single day

>>24419782
Alright, contact where?

Me:
>Texas DFW
>26 (still mistaken to be 18)
>M
>.5'10"
>130
>white
>red hair
>twink
>little hair
>Homoflexable (means I prefer guys but I can have fun with girls too)
>sub/switch

>Gamer (Console/PC/Tabletop)
>passion for cooking
>Cartoons!
>420 friendly
>loves animals (especially doggo)
>enjoy long winded conversation
>Agnostic
>love cute and romantic bullshit
>despite what i am into and what I look like, I'm not a bitch/sissy/or any other degrading title


Him:
>Texas DFW Area (I dont do long distance)
>with in around 5 years range of my age
>less body hair the better (no or little facial hair)
>fit/healthy
>5'10"+
>gamer
>Drives and Employed
>confident in who they are
>not an apologetic push-over
>independent
>lean body type
>nerdy
>enjoys getting out every once in a while
>social
>affectionate
>sensual
>adventurous
>high sex drive
>dom/switch

I'm looking for a real relationship, if this best fits you hit me up on skype. tell me you are from here. Lets exchange face pics and see if we fancy each other.
Skype: Eureka Star

>>24420111

I'm a girl but you sound just really nice to talk to. i won't add you unless you say so bbbut if you would be interested in being palz let me know

>m
>22
>lives alone
>pays alone
>have a jeep
>skinny as a rail
>im a cook, a literal cook. I can do things with food.
>outdoorsy, more into photography and art and what not really
>can talk about anything or at least convince you I know what im talking about
>just want something real, at a point in my life where I figured out myself and have an everything I can give to you too


>her
>female
>be a human
>dont be somebody that thinks they are whole but isnt
>just be honest
>you dont exist but at least pretend you do

>>24420131
Sure. I dont mind~
Idle conversation can be fun

>>24419782
Interests?

>>24416254

self-bump because i cant sleep and am feeling flirty

where are the boys in glasses and sweaters at

>>24420563
>Southwest
Where, specifically? Also, how picky are you about the short guy thing? I'm 6'3.

Ideal guy / girl
(I'm 19/M/ USA)

Cute and smart
Nice to me
Plays video games XB1 master race
Can fuck around with me and take my deeply offensive jokes.
DDLG submmissive in nature.
Likes to talk and hangout. Shit post. General fuckery

Kik Rivvrs

Me right above. Wasn't sure if I was supposed to send dick pic. I'm sorry

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Me:
>Male, 6'0 ft, 148 lb.
>Straight, willing to meet a trap
>Austin, TX (512)
>19
>Psychonaut (Mescaline, LSD, DMT, Shrooms)
>Easy to get along with
>Realist
>Enjoys the simple things in life
>PC Gamer

Her:
>Skinny
>Preferably in my age range
>Fun
>qt
>Likes to go out sometimes, hiking and whatnot
>Prefers to hang out 1-on-1 rather than a group of friends
>Not afraid to try new things

well lets see what happens

me
>26 y/o male Oregon/usa
>complete submundane loser
>makes music (electronic and art-rock/art-metal) plays all instruments in said project
>been writing stories since I was 8 been writing lyrics and poetry since I was 10
>works a min wage job from hell
>has amounted to nothing in life except having a large penis and being good at things that will never inspire people to create
>has issues with self never amounting to anything or inspiring anyone to do their best
>witch working towards wizardry
>has an extensive collection of books on entry level wizardry, astral projection, third eye/aura projection, audiomancy, and clairvoyance.
>used to make interesting artsy videos and pictures
>is schizophrenic and has met IDB's yet completely stable on meds and all that
>met hell for years when symptoms began (not medicated and all that) which built up to a horrible end...
>dreams of a life transcending money and fame and vaping and smoking weed
>my life is a building crescendo where I am the frequency flying on the breeze

you
>20-40 y/o living somewhere within the galaxy
>down with that
>inspiring
>a muse to no end
>loves sex and rock n roll
>wants to see beyond the veil of existence as we know it
>willing to float with me in the afterlife in lotus pose drinking nectar and eating cucumbers
>drift on the wind with my sound, trying to catch me if I fall in every town.

Me:

27/f/US
Short and on the curvier side
I look significantly younger than my age suggests
I have a career I enjoy, a house I live in and a vehicle appropriate for the ever changing weather of my state
I love the ocean but fish freak me out... Did you know their poop just trails behind them? Madness.
I play video games(PC mostly but I recently acquired a PS4)
I'm very laid back and prefer spending time inside but I am not without the abiloty to function socially when required
I like cute pictures of animals and have found they make my day better
I have 3 pets and 2 out of the 3 are kind of assholes to new people
Im pretty obsessed with the website Imgur and will send you a ridiculous amount of links. Just be nice and pretend you looked at them.
I want to get married some day and have children that cut into my video game time
I have a lot of random and useless movie and TV knowledge. It's kind of pathetic.
My feet and hands are always cold but I refuse to wear socks to bed because I'm not an animal
My musical tastes are mainly stuck in the 90s. Let's sing Spice Girls and Boy Band songs together

You:
Male or Female
Between 21 and 35
Location isn't a huge thing really
Not grossly overweight(a bit chubby is okay) and you're not skeleton skinny
You have a job or are in school working towards a fascinating career you want to tell me all about
You also play video games and can participate in flirtatious shit talking
You hopefully understand my TV and Movie references and if you don't you would be interested in watching to find out more
You have your own obsessions and interests and want to share them with me
You are comfortable spending most of your time at home but when I take you out you don't act like an awkward mute
You want a wife and children someday so you can dress them in Halloween costumes and force them to cosplay adorable things


Bonus: if you smoke marijuana or you have no issue with me smoking. Also beards and glasses.

Kik - Obscure90sReference

I want to be cuckolded by a slutty redhead with a mean streak.

>>24420639
Any racial preferences

>>24418099
Yeah, sure I guess.

Just don't be like every other guy I've talked to from here and fuck me over so you can get with a girl I like. Doing that really sucks, man.

>>24420649
I don't have any racial preferences :)

Me:
>25
>5' 7
>160
>Florida, USA
>Black
>Video games
>Music (just got into protomen, trying to learn bass)
>Manga and anime occasionally (joseph is best jojo, last issue of fairy tail is bullshit)
>Cars (work on mine all the time)
>Lifting
>Travelling
>Pleb taste in movies

You:
>Dont care about height, race, age, weight
>The closer location the better but I wont stop talking to you just because youre too far
>Into at least a few similar things or we might have nothing to talk about

Reply for contact info if interested

>>24420634
forgot my kik
hvnlystrmmchn

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me
>DIGS GIANT ROBOTS

ideal GF
>MUST DIG GIANT ROBOTS

kik: nicelyvulgar

>>24420676
Oh shit I didnt put I'm male

>>24420628
kik: skrux77

>>24419782
I pretty much fit the bill, only 5'8" though. What's your preferred contact method?

Somebody that loves the true me, faking kinda gets old.

>>24416254
You should go ahead and add me on skype @ broahsaurus