/sma/ - Skinny, Medium & Average Girls Post ITT Females

>>24412017
OP's masculinity is challenged by Xannie

>>24412077
Your fagness is confirmed by Xannie.

>>24412198
Although I disagree, I appreciate that you have not tried to refute my statement; OP is phobic.

>>24412207
And you are phobic about people who don't agree with your point of view. Everybody is phobic when you don't agree with them.

>>24412017
wake up, Teal.

>Julia doesn't post anymore

Genuinely happy for her 2bh

>>24410992

Should you still be around, what's your max bench?

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>>24412216
>Everybody is phobic when you don't agree with them.

xannie should post in /feet/ since they're ok with dudes posting

>>24412239
>since they're ok with dudes posting
That's /legwear/, not /feet/.

>>24412239
There's a male foot thread too

ACTUAL
NEW
THREAD

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>>24412261
>>24412261
>>24412261

everyone out of the troll thread

>>24412272
>>24412286
This is the real thread goober

>>24412272
lol

>>24412333
Nice filename.

>>24412333
>>24412346
Timestamp young lady

>>24412355
Young lady? How rude!

>>24412333
>>24412346
Reposts but holy shit muh dick

>>24412355
First time in a long time that a woman with a nice body comes in, and you're determined to make her uncomfortable.clever

>inb4 this is really me, i just upload to imgur bc reasons
>can't find a pen
>dont believe me you sad neckbears
>y is everyone so mean?
>this is why grills dont come to sma anymore

>>24412456
Love the stockings...great legs...nice skinny thighs...

>>24412483
I'd rather see u than a time stamp. Please keep posting

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>>24412457
>First time in a long time that a woman with a nice body comes in, and you're determined to make her uncomfortable.clever
Are you wearing seven fedoras or some shit. God damn.
>>24412494
You mean see "her" get reported by someone.

>>24412483
Hello, you look nice.

If you can't be assed to timestamp, are you willing to take any requests? OP is so thirsty that he'd rather have catfishy reposts than Xannie... please prove me wrong and post something unique: hold up four fingers with one hand and make a "C" with the other to make a "4 C" image?

It'd be corny, but you look hot and it'd become a macro.

>>24412530
Lol, so you are not taking requests?

>>24412530
This now confirmed a troll

>>24412552
Yeah, but so long as it's not a scary Xannie, it's just fine! (Right?)

I guess he ran out of images.

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>>24412555
>>24412539

>>24412539
>>24412555
Good tits and pussy.

>>24412017
Does Julia still post?

Julia, I wanna see your butthole again. For old times sake

>>24412827
you can't see her butthole, her girlfriend's head is in the way.

reminder

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>>24412261

>>24412876
So Xannie will post in that one and we have our thread? Problem solved!

>>24412560
It's WONDERFUL.

wow the op of the other thread really puts effort into making that picture look ugly

>>24412876
sweet, nice containment thread.

cheers, faggot.

>>24412555
>>24412539
>>24412530
>>24412483
>>24412456
>>24412346
>>24412333
Great body. Now you have to post a timestamp, then we can play more.

>>24412539
>>24412555
>>24412530
>>24412483
at least post the username you fuck

Not sure if I understand all the deleting, even if the pics weren't. I'd rather see reposted tits than arguing.

>>24413456
>I'd rather see reposted tits than arguing

Then try /b/ or /s/

I think I'll call this folder "washed up FMU at 32"

>>24413704
I'd still have her for my wife, still plenty of miles left in her

>>24413706
oh yeah, she's hot. but i liked how it rhymed.

pity its probably just some fat cunt posting shit from reddit.

So mtfs are ok now?

>>24413848
No

>>24413868
Op forgot to state it is what I'm trying to say

Oh no /sma/ is in its underage circle jerking phase wonder how long it's going to last for.

Should, should we started debating which cw from a half decade is better than the other? You guys know your states.

Or should we argue about raccoon shit and call out for cw that don't even post here anymore and shit on any other cunt that's not julia?

Hmmmm that's hard to choose might as well do both cause we were all dropped on our heads by our clumsy alcoholic mothers. Most of us are /b/tards anyways so this no different :^)

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>>24412017

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i wanna see julia, puddems, fmu and ivy one last time before 4chan dies...

>>24412017
What a great thread you have made

>>24414048
Dat figure

nth for layne

>>24414048
No ass tho.

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>>24414243

>>24414031
this

>>24414048
butterface

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Help I've fallen 2 far into hipster land n i can't get out

>>24413981
Real post or garbage post cause idk man

Also /fit/ grrl from last thread please post again

>>24414290
Would you want to meet-up with Xannie or are they a bit hardcore for you?

>>24414290
dat hot bush!

>>24414290
About 4chan, the situation is confusing. It might have some boards cut off, have more paid features or get sold.
>SJW and hipster
Julia, why? :(

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>>24414245
>gapegoddess

1 Queen only exists.

xannie i don't know if you noticed
but someone FUCKED UP your hair
like, big time
i think it won't recover
shave it all off, i'll buy you a wig
you can use it while your hair grows back

>>24414453
Shouldn't have laughed.

>>24414290
New glasses?

>>24414460
>New glasses?
Some bearded hipster gave them to her as a present. He didn't get head, though., because Yoolz is full lesbionic now and scores better puzzy than any loser in /soc/

>>24414290
>julias last pictures on 4chan will be potatocam/selfies and nothing special

>>24414290
>Real post or garbage post cause idk man
real, if hiro doesn't find a way to cough up money at the end of this month 4chan could go offline. or at least multiple boards get killed (/soc/ likely to be one of them) because the server costs are to high. and after pretty much all advertiser jumped off the train it's even worse.

and you, pudds, ivy and fmoo are my personal big four.


>I've fallen 2 far into hipster land
i don't see it. what's so hipsterish?

>>24414525
Are you new?

>>24414525
dump away dude

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>>24414531
Nah. I'm Twatty.

>>24414525
>>24414538
ohh, it's been a while. free your bobbies.

>>24414525
>>24414538
hey you!

ass on soles plz?

>>24414525
god damn sexy !

>>24414538
>Twatsworth Returned
Holy shit! How have you been? I miss your feet and lips.

>>24414538
Show pubes!

>>24414476
Are you still here bragging about knowing this much about Julia's life?

>>24414559
straight out of the shower? wet hair and tits please.

>>24414559
I remember your "asshole winking" gif.

Damn, it was amazing. Please, re do it.

>>24414453
Nono, I know, I'm growing it out rn

>>24414245
>>24414452
>SPREAD ANUS
The best days of SMA.
Where the Girls spread and abuse their poopers just for fapfun.

FMU my wiener misses you.

>>24414290
whichever it is, it still gave me pleasure. I love looking at Julia and my reaction would be no stronger if I knew for sure that it was "real"

>>24414290
U pretty

>>24414452
There is moar?

>>24414290
>>24414525
>>24414538
>>24414559

the real MVPs return.

It's almost as if they want to post in a thread made for females.

>>24415289
U talkin bout me m8?

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>>24415315
N-no

>>24414290
Jule post a good spread ass pic next time you're here please

>>24414559
Nice butt.

Are you still living on soup and cinnamon rolls? It's doing wonders for your body

>>24416444
Read the rules homeboy

>>24416423
>>24416407
back shot?

>>24416460
Enjoy the ban

>>24416465
I'm not the one who posted the image. If you wanna get someone's kik or post yours, take it to the appropriate thread.

>>24416465
>>24416460
>>24416444
fuck off, no contactfagging in camwhore threads

Who is that girl in OPs Post?

>>24416811
Teal.

>>24416824
Thank you.

>4chan slows down or goes to Cloudfare page
>panic.jpg

>shitpost the lone regular who posts more than once a week
>no one's here to reply to a girl who shows up with a timestamp

Wonderful.

>>24417304
it can only get worse now

where were you?
>+1 "1 post by this id"

>>24417329
u just did that

I'm high and I wanna post you fucks
Can I post if I wear girl underwear and pretend to be straight

>>24417469
Just do it.
Or shit, want me to make a x-man thread?

For reals I know I don't give a shit, or head on to /sbt/ or so.

>>24417490
I think I'd feel even more uncomfortable in an own thread than in the trans one, I just kinda wanna blend in n all's ez, yknow?

>>24417499
Fair point.

But it seems as if everyone is sleeping so spread that pooper.

I guess wearing girly panties would make it fine? Iono, but I want to see you nekkid right meow.

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Girly enough?

>>24417549
Decent.

I approve.

Can you pussy wedgie with those?

>>24417549
i love ur feet !

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>>24417554

>>24417558
I hope you've seen my footjob vid then <3

>>24417563
unfortunatly no, but dosnt matter im still loving u

>>24417499
I don't really care that you're posting here but, as a ftm, why do you feel more comfortable in a thread for girls?

>>24417563
Nice.

Spread ass with the wedgie?

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>>24417568
don't worry I got ya
https://mega.nz/#!o9pSiQTK!sKgHxXVKxDgtEmdovZwSnp6zXU6XsSTGGxM4IpQv2tw

>>24417569
I haven't gotten any kind of medical transition, I haven't even changed my passport yet (but that's another story) I just have the body of a female 100%, I just feel stupid posting in a thread where people post and talk about hrt.

>>24417578
Nice.

Close up asshole now.

>>24417578
Damn why are all those good(checking around the room) poster all have to be euros now? Damn timezones.
But honestly xannie I don't think anyone is going to believe you were born a girl until you give them proof.
Like ppl asking for Obama's birth certificate, they still say he's not merican tho so that's a foreshadow lol

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>>24417591

>>24417596
but it wouldn't make any sense if I was mtf
why would I get top surgery if I was
Also my pussy doesn't look post op I am greatly offended by this

>>24417607
Yessss..Get down closer to the cam.

Aren't you just losing your tits? I'd fuck DFC Xan deep in the ass after beating you senseless, sounds unique at least.

>>24417596
Youre fucking stupid. Please considsr becoming an hero.

>>24417596
>>24417607
Stop reaponding to these people. Just stop fucking talking about your sexual orientation or gender or whatever. Its pretty obvious from looking at you that you have a female body. Just keep posting it, maybe say some lewd shit, discuss sexual encounters, but ffs stop feeding the "its a man baby" trolls

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>>24417613
it's so hard, they're so dumb, what if they mean it for real

>>24417611

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>>24417622

>>24417607
>>24417613
Guys guys it's 4chan I was joking. Sorry you two

Idk who even stated that damn meme that you were born a man, idk if most anons even know what a post op pussy looks like cause they look nothing like the real thing.
I thought that would be a ded give away for the shitposter

But that anons right I should shut up. Ill just ask for panties to the side and a middle finger for me.

>>24417623
Fucking perfect, two hand spread like that?

>>24417622
>Thigh highs.
HOLD UP!
I'ma need a pic of those, full body if you can. Arms in the air if you so care.

>>24417623
>This picture

Rape sense tingling.

>>24417623
spread it with both hands, I need to see your butthole open wide

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>>24417625
be back later, gotta do something for a while

>>24417624
I know what you were doing, i was doing the same thing, just being flagrant and ridiculous. I mean no harm, but im serious when i say xan should stop responding to obvious trolls and shitposts. Unless she enjoys it and likes the drama. It seems the easiest solution is to stop feeding it
What fucking ever, im enjoying this set so far so pls continue, thank u

>>24417638
Cool see you later. Spread that ass when you come back.

Thanks for the sock pic yo.

>>24417638
Jesus those ripped jeans over socks man, just.......stop.

Go handle your shit, hopefully this thread dosnt turn into another debate. But tis /sma/

>>24417639
Lol you should have thrown in an aussie shitpost wink so I would have known. But idk it's kind of hard for that topic to not come up now, it's getting pretty annoying tbqh.
But she always seems to like shitposting and being sarcastic which is good, having a scene of humor for this thread is a fact of survival.
I guess austrian are completely different from germs with humor
Think, how many /b/tards come here

>>24417623
is there a video of this pussy somewhere?

>>24417688
Several. Also footjobs and buttfucking.

Ask her when she's around, she's a good sport about re-uploading.

>>24417688
There are many. Very many.

>>24417692
if she's cool with re-ups perhaps one of you fine gentlemen can do it eh?
eeeh?

>>24417749
We risk a ban if we do it, which sucks but it is what it is.

>>24417624

it's too late anon, say your fucking prayers.

What did I miss? A lot! Chucks. Always outside my timezone.

>>24417688
>>24417692
sure sure, a friend collects them on xham, but I uploaded most to mega too. I just have no idea which is which

https://mega.nz/#!woAGkSQL!5VWt6aLarRoAmTw454rz0l8PSREnIaz2CiDypLaHxPA

https://mega.nz/#!5kgASbQB!KWKEt87-BtgD2sR2iuFdkg_HH8fMXW7ZmIYfEM9M8y8

https://mega.nz/#!J55iELBI!_-pTZ_J2003pSRMIUGaw418pQKS1y1zA7P_Nk4jHAQE

https://mega.nz/#!Z9xHwLwD!_rckIyK-n_ao6VgSQgx9nGvwhCZZ4y2xT-l7zQDmyZA

>>24417885
yo bro you gotta hook up that xham account sometime

>>24417889
I got massively shitted when I linked it, I guess it counts as..advertisment or somerhing?

>>24417623
I never remember your pussy and asshole looking this inviting.
whats going on-

>>24417895
Damn, bumming me out here

Where you at? More socks possible?

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>>24417906
I'm at home but working, I swear

>>24417919
nice hoodie

>>24417919
Get that shit done.
Good pic and clothing combo doe

>>24417578
>>24417607
>>24417623
okay, gotta admit...besides all the weirdness around you, this makes me want to fill you to the brim with cum

>>24417919
you have amazing soles, damn show them bare!!!

>>24418096
In the land of the blind the one eyed woman is Queen.

>>24417919
You're working on moving across the room without touching the floor again, aren't you? Your mother and I want you to stop walking on the chairs.

>>24417919
Good to see you again!

it does make me sad that such a fabulous specimen of the female body is going to become imperfect through a surgery that medical science is decades from perfecting.

But in the end the mind wants what it wants and I hope Xanflan is happier when they transition. The alternative is REALLY depressing.

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>>24418426

>>24418431
Why do call >>24418426 a faggot?

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>>24418426
c'mon, it's just a little fat sucked out of a tiddie, no huge scars, it'll be fine

The alternative scares me it's true

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>>24418496

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>>24418500

>>24418496
More dramatic full body poses please

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>>24418527
dramatic lmao

>>24418496
>>24418500
>>24418509
hhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg moreee

>>24418509
sharpie in ass?

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>>24418545

>>24418545
>>24418553
Is that candy corn?

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>>24418553

>>24418559
yess

>>24418545
I meant like stuff you see in the macros.

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>>24418563
no it's fun because I just put a filter over my nudes and it makes them super dramatic, I love it

>>24418568
I'm glad you're enjoying it, if you find something new and pleasant then hopefully what's fun about camwhoring will stick in your mind and you won't be so bothered by shitposts

>>24418568
show your glorious butthole

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>>24418496
>>24418500
>>24418509
Hooooollly shiiiiiiit.

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>>24418575
that's fun too tho
gtg now!

>>24418496
>>24418500
>>24418545
>>24418553
>>24418561
>>24418568
>>24418509
So damn good. Thank you for sharing.

I meant like, if you were going to try and have penis surgery. That sort of thing is really make it or break it, if you know what I'm saying.

King Xanniboi you are one of the best camwhores at pulling sexy poses, ever. Your camwork is really gud.
Too bad those little puffers are going to the waste bin. Hope you keep the puffy nips.

>>24418587
OMG need MOAR

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Hey.
Ive actually lost some weight (technically I gained weight, just traded fat for muscle)

>>24419119
So... tell us who you are?

>>24419119
Timestamp

>>24419119
looks nice! can we get a more complete look of your body?

>>24419130
>>24419131
Lia Austin

>>24419137
So, timestamp then lia

>>24419137
FUCK.
OFF.

>>24419119
Show panties.

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>>24419140
Done
>>24419141
Nah

>>24419157
Unbutton those jeans.

>>24419157
Unjean those buttons

>>24419157
Cute nails. Carry on.

She's persistent

Someone made an xhamster account full of xannie's videos titled "cuntboy"
/user/Rancorous
amazing

>>24419351
>>24417885
Ya

>>24419351
That's probably his dom.

>>24419418
>his
heh.

Is ubaba also an embodiment of mental illness?

>>24419727
>all European camwhores are mentally unstable girls with nice feet

Damn...

>>24419791
Timestamp?

>>24419791
Damn you have a fine body! I want to see more.

>>24419791
post the reddit username already

>>24419910
It's in the top posts for this week

>>24420145
No where did I type anything about any sort of service etc. your choice to look the name up.
I post on threads simple as that.
Not breaking a single rule

>>24412216
Calling bullshit on this bullshit logic. Being intolerant of others isn't the same thing as being intolerant of intolerance.

>older I get the more I like slimmer or even skinny chicks where as I used to be a chubby chaser

Is this normal

>>24419351
Well you must've looked up cuntboys to find that doe :^)))

>>24419351
can't find anything in xhamster under cuntboy

link pls

>>24420825
That guy postet the accounts user name
U can do it

Does anyone have any links to Booblia vids? I miss those days she posted continuously. I will love you forever in advance <3

>>24420963
I'll up some. Give me 20 minutes :)

>>24420977
You are a gentleman sir

Does anyone have any of Julia's content? I lost it all :(

>>24421067
>Julia
>lost it all

I deleted all her stuff.

>>24417578
Thxxxxxxxx I'm in love #FootjobQueen
U definitly r the prettiest girl i ever seen !

>>24420812
lel

LAYLA COME BACK AND MAKE SMA PALATABLE AGAIN

Whatever happened to kittens? I've not been here for a year or two.

>>24421275
>you will never see a "NOT mom teaching NOT daughter how to fuck" with Layla and Avy Scott
;_;

>>24421357
got married and pregnant with triplets. did a few lactating sets and then entered the mom-life.

>>24421364
D:
Well, I mean :D for her but
D: for us.

I hope she is doing well. I bet the wedding was lovely. I can't imagine her with a big tummy.

havent been on /soc/ in a while

any latinas post here?

>>24421510
The Littlest

>>24421275
I cri evertim

>>24421377
...
>>24421510
got married and pregnant with quintuplets. did a few lactating sets and then entered the mom-life.

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>>24421553
OOHOOHHH YOU WERE MEMEING ME fuck. well meme'd.

Has it been long enough for Layne to do a set in a freshly constructed building she designed?
I'll settle for the centurion set.

>>24421922
>Layne centurion set
I have somewhere an imageset from metart or so, but can't find it right now. Such a set from a camwhore would be awesome.

>>24421510
I've been posting

>>24422381
yes, but you are highly unwanted here

>>24412216
EXCUSE ME
BUT YOU'RE HETEROSEXUALPHOBIC

>>24422395
By who?
You? ..ok lol

>>24422448
We really really don't like paywhores here. All of the ones I see on 4chan/Reddit are manipulative cunts taking advantage of autists, like that one in /chub/.

>>24422448
By everyone saying you to fuck off with your paywhoring shit, including me. Plus, your content is dull, boring and mediocre.

>>24422466
At least the chubette is a wonder of nature when it comes to looks (if you are into that kind of body)

>>24422466
>>24422469
Got tons of ppl saying other wise ;)
I do as I please

>>24422466
>>24422689
I mean, I'm not against the paywhoring cunt to stay. as long as she takes off her clothes.

>>24418568
what's the filter? Asking to make dramatic poses too.

>>24418545
Very nice picture, the thumbnail makes you appear like a mermaid

>>24418496
Do you mind if I ask what sort of surgery you want to go through? Everything alright?

Also very surprised to hear German in the video. There have been lots of girls and people from Europe on 4chan lately, it makes me very happy.

>>24423446
>There have been lots of girls and people from Europe on 4chan lately
And 4chan is Kill. Coincidence?

Where shall we meet if /soc/ or 4chan is finally shut down? Julia's house?

>>24423710
Julia has been always an /sma/rt ass. She left right before the wreck, so we should gather in your room instead, Peter.

>>24423710
Let's find Kittens and throw a surprise party for her instead.

I'd like to propose that all frequent sma flyers return for one last farewell thread and go all out 10/10 to dedicate to the wonders they have bestowed upon us during our lives on 4chan

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drive by bump

>>24424662
kittyyyyyyyyyy?!?!? i need boobs.

>>24424662
>>24424696
and more of these massive thighs

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>>24423619

Any Florida camwhores or anons

>>24424662
Your ass got nice and plump...

Come back, we need more blondes.

violet pls

>>24424890
Kek why

>implying this is really Pierre and not a new meme

What about some nostalgiafagging before this board/site dies? Let's remember the great episodes of /camwhore/.
>necklace in mailbox
>three way meet up that never happened
>no-tits chubby who got in shape and bought big tits
>natural big tits who had to run away with foster brother
>greentext of browneyesautist's life

>>24426221
headhunter master race here

the best girls posted anonymous nudes that i could find belonged to a pretty face in another thread, back when there were other threads besides dicks and gay/tranny shit

>>24426221
>tfw he left because I changed it to BlueEyesAutist
>AND EVERYONE ELSE PLAYED ALONG

>>24426221
FMU proposing to meet up in NYC but then never showed up because she forgot.

(;_;)

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You guys still alive?

>>24426403
barely

a bit more now

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>>24426403

>>24426417
taking these now or are they from earlier?

>>24426403
>>24426417
This was posted like 3 threads ago, da fuq

>>24426403
>>24426417
h-hi
u gud?

>>24426424
Say whaaaa? These are mine

>>24426403
>>24426417
holy shit, please carry on

>>24426426
Uh unless you were wearing the exact same outfit and jewelry then yeah these are reposts

>>24426432
nope it was literally the same pictures.

>>24426432
Maybe she is a poor girl who only has those clothes and jewelry. :(

>>24426442
to the archives!!!

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>>24426432
Well sure, but they're me. I didn't post any pictures recently- At least I don't think it was that recent. Mm.

>>24426463
Idk who you are but you got big boobs and I'd like to see more

>>24426463
well thanks for the timestamp
I dunno anon the facebook filename is odd innit

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>>24426484
You can call me Sweets. And yes, I think I'd like to share tonight, I think. Just a little.

>>24426490
>facebook filename

I take the pictures with my phone. FB is just convenient, I guess. >:

>>24426510
Ah well carry on. You have alovely body

>>24426515
Thank you. <3
I have a few more pictures if you'd like. (:

>>24426526
I'd like much more than a few, pretty lips.

>>24426526
You're gorgeous, please go on

>>24426538
Thank you so much. It feels good to think about <3

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>>24426596

>>24426569
Do you get jelly looks from females?
I love big tits!

>>24426569
Fuck, those are nice tits. Mind pushing them together while sticking your tongue out?

>>24426596
>>24426569

Trying to get girls like you are the reason I go to the gym :)

>>24426501
>>24426569
>>24426596
good lord, sweets, such a pale complexion and a great rack.
Not getting the pjs pants + leather jacket lol

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>>24426624
Mostly I just get attempted boob grabs from old men. P:

>>24426641
cringed real hard here

>>24426647
I'm cold and horny. I:

>>24426641
Woah! That's super flattering, thank you!
I used to go to the gym, but my job involves a lot of running and a lot of hours. And I get tired of wearing 2 bras
>>24426639
Hmmmm

>>24426656
u taking requests?

if so, may you bend over a little, make'em dangle?
and drop the top, you dont need it

>>24426670
Please? Something about lips and tits drives me wild

>>24426656
have any grabbed you by the pussy?

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>>24426700
Just the ass. I never see it coming. Or reaching around like they're going to grab my shoulder

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>>24426679

>>24426718
>I never see it coming.
truly the best way

>>24426722
Holy hell that's hot!!!!

>>24426718
Oh, jesus, Let'em free. Let'em dangle
>24426670
>my job involves a lot of running and a lot of hours
You must work in the army

>>24426733
Nah. I have Medical position. Haha

>>24426757
mfw I have a nurse fetish
real hard not to fap now

>>24426718
>>24426722
Very fucking nice, thank you. How about some ass?

>>24426722
Those tits are amazing! Think you could take a pic of you squeezing something between them?

>>24426770
The idea or the actual profession? It's very gross. Haha. I get to see people at their weakest. And help them with daily hygiene.... I see a lot of dick, actually. But... I don't even think about it.

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Don't talk about my shitty timestamp just give me attention quick

>>24426809
Its cool, you are an assistant nurse. You clean the patients and chage bandages and all that. And surely any single male that you clean/cure/look after won't never forget about you when you lean over the bed and your based bossom dangles just inches away from their face lol
Of course you are on the other side of the fence, doing your job, so you don't think you just saw that diying old man anus, or that amputee penis.

also, and most importantly, more tatas, please?

>>24426828
Nice timestamp fonimu

>>24426828
Okay. Boobs now?

>>24426828
love those hips. Looks like your shaved smooth too. Very sexy.

>>24426852
why are you all alone on Friday night?

>>24426852
Perky looking nips, though.

>>24426873
I would suck those titties while you rode me all night long

>>24426873
In my experience, the crazy ones are the most fun in bed. What are you into?

>>24426873
I'd would fuck your tight and spread ass

>>24426897
so I could wad up a pair of your panties and shove them in your mouth as a makeshift gag and your pussy would get wetter.

>>24426873
I'd have to know what your butt looked like first

>>24426873
I'd let you fart in my Fucking cereal

What just happened

well that's a shame.

>>24426944
>>24426943
I think I got them with my response

>>24426951
Wat

>>24426954
Think I identified them irl as someone I know and spooked them

>>24426969
And why would you do that?

>>24426980
Curiosity and resentment

>>24426980
cause he's a retarded autist

>>24426980
>>24426992
They probably met in an ideal mate thread and she stopped talking to him for no reason one day and now he's mad af.

>>24427011
Some pretty hardcore speculation. If you thought you knew someone but couldn't tell would you not be dying to confirm it? Sorry that this person who I (might have) knew ran off and it might have been because of me.

>>24427032
>If you thought you knew someone but couldn't tell would you not be dying to confirm it?
Nah. Personally I'm not an autistic sperg so I don't give a fuck at all.

Funnily enough I do know girls that camwhore here, but I wouldn't out them in a thread because that's autism personified and we're friends.

>>24427032
Hi. Who's this person u know

WHY IS THE SWEETS NURSE GONE??

WHY?

>>24427032
More accurately: initials???

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>>24426700
[filename related]

>>24426992
>Curiosity and resentment

Reminder there are legit sociopaths among us

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lel

>>24427748
People combing /soc/ for content is nothing new. Puddems appeared in a few ads, people STILL use Kittens' gifs, and Holes 'n Soles was a thing.

>>24427748
>>24427784
>imugr
>With regard to any file or content you upload to the public portions of our site, you grant Imgur a non-exclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable worldwide license (with sublicense and assignment rights) to use, to display online and in any present or future media, to create derivative works of, to allow downloads of, and/or distribute any such file or content.
>tumblr
>When you provide Subscriber Content to Tumblr through the Services, you grant Tumblr a non-exclusive, worldwide, royalty-free, sublicensable, transferable right and license to use, host, store, cache, reproduce, publish, display (publicly or otherwise), perform (publicly or otherwise), distribute, transmit, modify, adapt (including, without limitation, in order to conform it to the requirements of any networks, devices, services, or media through which the Services are available), and create derivative works of, such Subscriber Content.
that's what happens when you upload pictures to "free services"

>>24427748
would click

wake up Violet

>>24428231
sleep well, Violet

More sweets.

bump for Olivia

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>>24426221
>tfw when the Penny+Teal+Babs meatup happened but they never posted the vid here

>>24429467
No vid. No sexitiem photos. Just lunch between people with a common hobby.

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>>24426700

>>24426221
>camwhore who got caught shitposting another girl used the excuse: "sorry, it was my little brother shitposting from the bathroom"
Do you guys remember this? lol

Reminder that nostalgiafagging is how we got here

>>24429737
doo lade do sdob it now

>>24429751
id* :-DDDDDDD

Hi~ Sorry I ran off last night! It wasn't anything personal. Though I'm curious who you think I am. But *shrugs* I'll try to find out later.
Las night something came up. But I'll sure as heck post later. Have a fun ride, guys.

>>24430080
>the sweetest Sweets

Burger King Xannie when

>>24430080
Please do post, I need big tits.

Im 5'10, 210 pounds

I really wanna be around like 150

Any of you beautiful ladies have any advice? I wanna be smol. I'm not against starving myself.

>>24430359
There's a whole board dedicated to this

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Hi guys!

>>24430520
You got the lips of an angel

>>24430520
fantastic lips, and awesome breasts

8,5/10 overall if numeric values can make any sense when rating beauty
more would be useful

>>24430532
>>24430520
ah, collarbones look stellar as well

>>24430359
Short answer: Diet and exercise.

Medium length answer:

You need to count the shit out of your calories. Get an app, I recommend MyFitnessPal. It's great. Put your current weight in and your goal it will give you a calorie goal. Ignore it and shoot for just over 1000 calories a day. You need to plan your meals know exactly what you're putting into you at all times.

Do at least 3 hours of cardio a week but try to do 2 hours a day if you have the strength of will for it.

Remember these numbers are goal. You will fail initially but before you know it (think 3 weeks or so) you will start to succeed. The trick is that you need to accept that this is not a regime. It's a lifestyle. This is your life from now on. Accept that. Treat yourself once in a while (think once a month) to a thing that you love but can't have. Stick to this. If you cheat you're only screwing yourself.

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>>24430520