MALE SEXY AUDIO /MSA/
Welcome, one and all, to a thread of dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted for your listening pleasure.
If you're performing, be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Be creative!
If you're joining us to listen, we hope you enjoy your time here with us, and do be sure to comment. Your requests are more than welcome!
Please remember to tag your post with your performer name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests can be fulfilled, such requests will often be overlooked.
>Contactfagging is discouraged, please keep it to a minimum.
>Please only post an establishing post if you're a scriptwriter, performer or your id has changed.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
>Please tag requests with <<Request>> or similar
Previous thread: >>24344225
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AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS
MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin
MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg
Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j
My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN
Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq
Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd
Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J
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THE 100-1 CHALLENGE
All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...
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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.
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REMEMBER:
WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.
If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
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Did you know that MSA has a female counterpart?
Head to the Female Sexy Audio thread and have fun!
>>24365113
Come join us on the Sexy Audio discord server, a voice and IM server like skype, only better.
A place made by and for performers, requesters and lurkers to hang out and have fun.
https://discord.gg/ujgGXJY
I stand completely corrected. Things are still fairly slow around here huh.
Anywho, for the first time in several months, Kiwi establishing.
Haven't done much recording lately but here's my most recent stuff:
Fapping n shit:
http://chirb.it/EyvNpN
Oh, the places you'll go!
http://chirb.it/NtHKrN
Hop on Pop:
http://chirb.it/km5nKG
Fox in Socks:
http://chirb.it/NPx4Px
>>24405042
Yes, hi hello. I'm back. And taking requests.
Helion, establishing
>My Chirbit (currently not having things uploaded to it)
https://www.chirbit.com/Helion
>My Soundgasm (what I'm currently using)
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion
>My Pastebin (where I keep my scripts)
http://pastebin.com/u/Helion9
>My email (in case you want to contact me with feedback or a request)
[email protected]
[Recently Popular]
>To Listen To In Public
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/To-Listen-To-In-Public
>You've Been Teasing All Day SI script
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Youve-Been-Teasing-All-Day-SI-Script
>Good Girl short improv
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Good-Girl-short-improv
>We Wear The Mask by Paul Laurence Dunbar
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/We-Wear-The-Mask-by-Paul-Laurence-Dunbar
I'm open to requests, though opportunities to record (especially for NSFW stuff) may restrict my ability to deliver on them.
I love getting feedback, and I hope you enjoy listening.
-Helion
>>24409643
Yeah, things have been kinda slow as hell of late. But another performer kicking around is always good for the thread's health. :)
New boy here
>Questions for new boys
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1P74VEkSxhq
Guten morgen, Guten Tag or Guten abend!
Luger-sama, reporting for duty!
Now with 100% more german accent and with healthy dose of National Socialism!
Come one, come all! Request stuff only at your local Nazi!
Maledom slapping - a script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/kmGdw7
Daddys Punishment - another script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/py9kvO
Luger explains where the little Juden come from!
http://chirb.it/Cec4E9
A little bit of humiliation~
http://chirb.it/OI8ws1
Dominating a Mistress!
http://chirb.it/nALv7N
You're nothing but a slut! - Script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/eChxNC
10 minutes of pure Fleshlight-on-Luger action!
http://chirb.it/dcNz59
Subserviant Luger!
http://chirb.it/n2shNr
Yandere Luger - A phonecall from your stalker!
http://chirb.it/Cm73sz
Submit to Luger - Sign the Contract!
http://chirb.it/xrveEH
Cuck your BF with Luger!
http://chirb.it/rPrmxt
Fappy times!
http://chirb.it/pEMzh7
http://chirb.it/EC7Gm1
http://chirb.it/9Mnxxc
http://chirb.it/2kx4as
http://chirb.it/91s5bm
Sold off into slavery - a Luger original!
http://chirb.it/bA6sDc
Raceplay with Luger - Nigger bitches smell!
http://chirb.it/5FxJ7J
SS-Sturmbannführer Johann Luger has his way with you!
http://chirb.it/MKckFg
Wehrmachtslieder and singing:
Erika: http://chirb.it/Pmw29e
Der mächtigste König im Luftrevier: http://chirb.it/bEIvOk
Katyusha (ENG): http://chirb.it/47tvKA
Das Panzerlied: http://chirb.it/q5MIpJ
German lullaby: http://chirb.it/fDftIc
>>24409694
I've chosen to go by the tag Hoothoot, or just Hoot for short!
Taking any and all requests to get started
Abel establishing
>chirbit
https://www.chirbit.com/Abel
>recent stuff
ha
>older popular stuff
femboy servant rp [snuff, rough]
http://chirb.it/wm74q8
100-1 challenge
http://chirb.it/v1x0k2
Almost there; disney fap singing challenge
http://chirb.it/J5qgsG
I've been working 63 hours a week recently so I dont have much time to come up with stuff myself, but feel free to request a script or outline and I can try to squeeze you in.
>>24409290
Okay this might be a long shot but there's this response script to I'm a Sub called I'm a Dom, and I think Tinman did it a while ago, but I'd love to hear other boys try their hand at it! I can't find the script in the masterbin so I hope you guys can help me out here.
>>24410124
Maybe you could link us to the 'I'm a Sub' script? Then if all else fails we might be able to come up with our own responses.
>>24410133
Good call. http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW (line 49)
>>24410123
>disney fap challenge
Omg, that's the strange/funnie st thing I have heard, in a longg time xD
>>24410123
>That aside, you actuly have a rly good voice
Cn u sing more plz (i've alredy listened to everything else u posted)
>>24409694
oh my gosh your voice is so lovely help me ))):
>>24410584
Aw shucks, thank you
I'll be sure to post more, I just need to find something nice to read!
>>24410633
would you maybe be open to reading this??
>>24410799
Of course!
I will get to it in around 2 hours when my schedule frees up!
>>24409643
>taking requests
Purr like a kitty, please.
>>24410799
I gave that a try.
So my mic might be a bit close to my face. And I've never tried something like this, so please be gentle.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EuVfGAgUPU
>>24410247
aww thank you. I tried my best, but I'm hella sick so blech.
>Randy Dandy Oh
http://chirb.it/vwdvDh
>>24410124
This isn't at all what you wanted, but I made it anyway! >:3
>A sub's confession
http://chirb.it/anrIEN
-Abel
>>24410799
>Too Much by Tyler Ford
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Too-Much-by-Tyler-Ford
>>24410830
>>24410799
http://chirb.it/eAk1sE
I hope this is okay!
>>24411208
this was really nice!! thank you so much!
>>24411910
>http://chirb.it/eAk1sE
Happy to help
Feel free to request at any time!
Failing to go to sleep bump from the seventh
Hey, folks, it's Dizzy, bringing out an avatar because Honey helped me pick one out.
Chirbit:
https://www.chirbit.com/DizzyTalks
Adam Ruins Everything Death Monologue:
http://chirb.it/PNaHEP
Relief For Anxiety:
http://chirb.it/wMbxNB
Boyfriend Misses Girlfriend and Leaves Message:
http://chirb.it/FsIJ6y
Nerdy Guy Tries Asking Girl Out:
http://chirb.it/wOdBdf
>>24410799
http://chirb.it/e15pyt
Good Morning /msa/!
>>24409694
>>24410062
Hello, Hoothoot!(cute name, btw) I LOVE your voice and I can't wait to hear more from you! Welcome to the thread :3
>>24410124
Tinman did an improv response to that sub script. Maybe other guys can try to do their own reply to it :)
>>24410886
Nice try! Your mic was perfectly fine.
>>24410985
Hey Abel! I always enjoy your singing recordings. You sound good even being sick :p Great Job on the Sub's confession!
>>24411203
Great as always Helion! I would've liked it better if you had performed it. But it was a nice reading of this poem :D
>>24411208
ooh. Your voice is so soothing and tingly. eep. This really suits your voice! Amazing job.
>>24413390
This was a nice reading. I would prefer if you had paced it a bit better (slower), but it was good :D
I hope you have a good day! **
Newbie here doing some good old fashioned
>Questions for New Boys
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JsolXdgqAr
>>24410799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CC6RLwTiWl
>>24410985
Aha I was just in the mood for a sea shanty how'd u guess? Dw the sick fits with vibe, you're gold
>>24414277
http://chirb.it/PkzKyt
I gave this a go, I hope the tone is okay <3
>>24414277
Ok, now this is an odd one because I've done it before, but I thought I'd do it again clean.
So, first of all, the first recording of it that I did back in April re-uploaded to my soundgasm:
>In Flanders Fields by John McCrae (from 21/04/2016)
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/In-Flanders-Fields-by-John-McCrae-from-21042016
And now the new one, fresh today:
>In Flanders Fields by John McCrae (from 04/10/2016)
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/In-Flanders-Fields-by-John-McCrae-from-04102016
-Helion
Guess who is back with his poor microphone, getting interrupted every two seconds, and showing off a very shitty voice. I made changes to the gentle femdom script in FSA, here is the script for everyone:
http://pastebin.com/xdn9BsKj
And here is my own attempt. If anything, it will make the others sound even better and give you a laugh, so it's a gain/gain situation: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TReuh8bngN
I will post a V2 later on to fix some mistakes/improve some parts.
>>24413390
i really loved this recording, you read it really well and genuinely, thank you so much. also love the gif (:
>>24410886
Have some time today, and I had a good time recording the poetry reading. So I did the questions for new boys.
Part 1, the tame stuff
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xz03MGUFpm
Part 2, the sexy stuff
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WNeioNKIXC
Let me know what you think, or if you have any suggestions. Thanks!
>>24410985
Abel you are adorable beyond words
bump from page 10 with a bit of a rant about Plinkett and SW EPisode 7
http://chirb.it/741IwP
>>24416389
http://chirb.it/6qdM0a
Deeper voice, wife and roommates are in bed so I'll have to whisper. Anyone wanna hear something?
>>24410985
Abel you should do more [spoiler] consensual snuff [\spoiler]
Asking for a friend of course
Anyone up for some 3s games on fightcade?
>>24416856
wait, wrong thread fuck
Bumping from the seventh.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XTt9YJW1AR
I am going to have to sort out a better solution than vocaroo for these bump shorts
-Helion
>>24416742
define consensual in this context. Like "please kill me" or just not fighting it?
>>24417587
Oh my. Your voice is glorious. Just a pleasure to listen to.
>>24409656
You sound so posh!
>>24418420
Bumpus from the eighth
Hey, this might sound like an idea.
(If anyone is familiar with this book)
>>24352716
And no I'm not the same person who wrote this post in the last thread but I scroll down to old threads and might sound like a good idea to write.
(Or you could make aged up Artemis being drunk while dominate you with a little bit witty)
>>24419511
*forgot to write while being a little bit witty
:'(
Bump from the ninth.
https://clyp.it/edxdut0t
Also, I have opened a clyp account called 'Helion Bumps' for these little bump recordings which if this works like I think it should (and if people actually like to hear them), can be found here:
https://clyp.it/user/v3psk0ic
>>24418264
Thank you for saying for saying so!
>>24418808
I actually really don't, I've got too much London (and too much intelligence) in my accent to sound proper posh. Admittedly, given where I'm from, I do probably have a rather warped perception of such things given some of the plummy-voiced scum around here. :P
-Helion
Exercise + white noise ringing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f9FRpaQ8ih
>>24420805
Wow! You live close to me...
>aha fyi you are posh
>>24420805
LOL! Well, I don't know what proper posh sounds like but I would agree with the other anon that it is a delight, and sometimes frightening - as intended - to listen to.
>>24401866
Is Doitus still around? Requesting more experimentation with plucking versus strumming as he mentioned in the last thread.
Hey.. I have a request
>have deep voice
>sound arrogant and lazy
>talk about how you're gonna manipulate and use me
>possibly mention cumming inside of my pussy and never seeing me again
all is better if you're actually mean, arrogant and into surprise creampies :)
someone please do this for me, thanks
>>24420805
You're such a posh totty! Own it, don't try to deny it. It's very cute either way.
>>24421568
http://chirb.it/HILJp4
http://chirb.it/epvFwB
Katyusha in german. I'm still sick :(
>>24410123
> Disney fap singing challenge
Glorious. That was strange/wonderful. brilliantly done!
Also, great voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J3HsiiUOUL
>>24421778
let's make a followup
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Bg0iOvF9aW
http://chirb.it/IL8sxc
Bumping with a reading of the My Pet script (http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN)
- Hoot
My 100-0 challenge. Didn't make it to 0. Oops!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l2YyDvcBJ4
>>24418238
I'd prefer if it were of the "please kill me" variety, though it's up to you I guess
Been reading too much Mishima lately...
>>24423273
God I love your voice. I would love to hear more of you.
That groan at the end. Mmmph.
Ukulele while singing I'll follow you into the dark, if anyone is interested I'll post more.
https://clyp.it/imc0mtkk
>>24421218
>>24421515
>>24421683
>Accent demonstration and other related ramblings
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Accent-demonstration-and-other-related-ramblings
>>24424052
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18rKnPGjoEe
Please tell me I'm not the only one hoping for a good Soldier 76 impression here
>>24424471
No, but I would say that you have some unresolved, underlying Daddy issues.
>>24424476
It's not that I have much of an issue with that, though
Bump from the 8th
https://clyp.it/2rx4adwh
>>24424217
Please do. I'm listening darling
Would any of you fine gentlemen be interested in doing this for me? Feeling a little under the weather, and can't remember if this one has been done yet. More than welcome to add to it, but like this, is fine too.
>>24425470
>Desires by Jessiibear
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Desires-by-Jessiibear
-Helion
>>24425490
I like it, thank you!
>>24425516
You're more than welcome. :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s068Ii6ujo6A
>>24409290
I have a bit of an odd request but maybe someone can help me with this.
Now, I won't delve too much into detail because no matter how I try to explain it it won't make too much sense and I'll look like a hapless pervert, which you wouldn't be complete wrong. I'm making an audio sample for a friend of mine where he requested for a male to be moaning the name 'Augustus' with the usual sex talk and whatnot. If someone could do this for me I'd be very much appreciated.
[spoiler] they'd prefer if the person moaning were acting as if they were bottoming, but honestly beggars can't be choosers and overall I'd just be really thankful if someone were to do this for me. [/spoiler]
>>24425831
I do have an ancient history fetish, I'll just pretend I'm Caesar Augustus's young boy concubine.
I'll report back later, though I would like those details.
-Abel
>>24426502
For more detail I'm using the piece and mixing it with another to make it sound like two characters fucking. It's honestly the usual sex plot of there being a top/bottom but the reason why I asked /soc/ specifically is because of I really wanted the name Augustus to be said within it and since it's not a common name I'd have to have a soundfile made just for it.
Your idea with the Caesar Augustus thing is really smart though, and I appreciate you doing this. Whatever comes out of it I'm sure it'll be great.
>>24410799
First time on /soc/, but I always wondered what people thought of my voice.
Should I do more?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hKUPm2qsiL
>>24426907
Your voice is really nice, and it'll be super cool if you do more stuff, but for this, you're kind of rushing.
You can tell that you're reading it more so than performing.
>>24426727
>.< okay this is really hard. Three syllable names are not easy to moan or dirty talk with, I keep ending up moaning august because it feels way less forced.
>>24426967
Whatever you can come up with is fine, and I thank you anyways for trying. Maybe a tip would be to space the syllables? as in instead of saying Augustus in one go, maybe try going with Ahh guh stiss kinda deal. Either way thanks anyways for trying, and honestly August is fine with me.
Morning bump form the seventh
https://clyp.it/brljhwgw
-Helion
>tfw no one ever has any requests for you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hLmUoakRKG
Be back in 5
Any and all friends, do this pls.
>>24427835
You got it!
http://chirb.it/Dgecga
>>24427835
I don't know how to read poems but I hope you enjoy it.
If you have anything else, please post. These are fun.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KV3YJMPV13
If you have any criticism, please let me know, I'm trying to work on this.
Oh geez, my improv skills have rusted. And I miss my old mic. ;_;
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09wv66P7bfy
>>24425490
>>24427805
You beautiful man
Hi, I started making ASMR videos a couple of days ago and have two videos up so far: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftEyn1OW7h8
A few people have told me that I remind them of Cryaotic but I don't watch youtube so I had to look him up so I knew the reference. Pic related, screenshot from a doritos unboxing that I did.
And bump from the eighth again
https://clyp.it/fkqaz5zr
>>24428002
Thank you! ^_^
>>24421515
Ohi, maybe youre the one who I have msgd with on soundcloud? Either way thanks for the support : )
Well this one only has a bit of plucking in the solo but I haven't managed to conjure up any other new songs. I'm a bit of a perfectionist and I haven't gotten many listens in my last songs, so I've waited to come up with more flawless recordings. But meanwhile, heres one because I havent posted for a while :)
https://soundcloud.com/doitus/nickelback-hero-cover
I'm spanish and new into this kind of things, maybe someone can request something?
>>24425470
http://chirb.it/Bnr9fh
Desire
>>24427835
http://chirb.it/OCrcnw
Allowables - Nikki Giovanni
- Hoothoot
please rape me to death
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dlNOxwInrB
>>24430751
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UOzdXfdJeB
>>24430021
That was freakin great! The beginning, omg perfect
>>24426502
Hey Abel, did you wrote any scripts?
>>24430911
I did not, I've been way too busy recently.
>>24431060
That's okay, keep up the good work and sorry I ask you that question randomly, I'm just a huge fan of your work! <3
>>24430367
Oooh, I like this one too. Thank you, Hoot!
>>24430367
Oh wow... These were brilliant! Thanks, Hoothoot :D
Abnegation - Adrienne Rich
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06OvbKTeK4O
The Armadillo - Elizabeth Bishop
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cNfiuLuiyA
A bird came down the walk - emily dickinson
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12XJ4lQ239u
A Coat - Yeats
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05PTcS8X1Si
Sorry, call us Pat and Jess. If you like, we are happy to take sfw poetry requests
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qdPv5My5cn
British guy 100-1 challenge
>>24434335
Would love a reading of The Tollund Man by Heaney
Keep up the good work!
-Hoot
>>24425831
Is there any other takers that'll do this request?
>>24434371
Jesus Christ, listen to that all the way through twice, Lovely voice sir
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19aC7F637bF
The Arms Of A Woman by Amos Lee
Enjoy anons
>>24434745
Thank you very much!
>>24431100
:) np at all. Feel free to request stuff. I'll have a lot more time to spend on recording from now on.
>>24427835
https://instaud.io/zx2
>>24425470
https://instaud.io/zx4
>>24434671
>he doesn't sound like my German stereotypes!
>How can he be German?
>>24435802
Definitely enjoyed the sound of your voice on this one. I appreciate you!
New to these threads, wanna test my new mic out. Can I just sing anything I want?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A5LjOaKUFD
When I woke up, an hour ago this thread was on page 8... As such I did a bump recording.
It is unneccessary now but have it anyways. :)
https://clyp.it/4cgk3r0q
-Helion
>>24435891
You can do anything you want :)
>>24434671
Nevermind the recordings where I laid it on extra thick. Or, you know, sang in german a couple of times.
>>24435891
You have a rly great voice, please do more songs
>Think your mic works.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L1TK84MKtl
During a tidy up of my folders and files (and as a result of wanting to post some SI links to the guided masturbation group on fetlife), I decided to move the following audios from my chirbit and onto my soundgasm (and one of the scripts onto pastebin).
>SI by Sera13
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/SI-by-Sera13
>I Own You by IceAndFire
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/I-Own-You-by-IceAndFire
>What Is Your Desire?
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/What-Is-Your-Desire
>Good Evening My Dear Slave...
>Script: http://pastebin.com/0HYRkftQ
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Good-Evening-My-Dear-Slave
Enjoy. :)
-Helion
>>24435802
Loved your second one. The sort of tone that I look for in these threads.
>>24410799
yeahwell i gave it a shot, i didnt read for an awful long time so dont expect too much. also, as luger is the established speaker (and actually a way better one than me) id just give him this one.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lmdxfZYU2f (also be warned, it may be loud as shit, cant really judge it on this crappy laptop because volume seems to adjust itself all the time.)
>>24427964
You a wonderfully calming voice, anon! I ended up listening to you a few times. You sound like you'd be perfect for lots of story reading goodness.
I found a lovely monologue script entitled
'To Kiss or Not To Kiss' and decided to give it a try!
http://chirb.it/yc3xp1
Feedback is always appreciated!
- Hoot
>>24436327
>>24436465
Just checking in, I'll do more later but my roommate is being loud in the other room right now kek
is this sexy?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10GBQXkVBAT
Some moaning
Seems like it's wanted here.
I really needed this.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ROXid3ILCz
>>24438176
Holy shit, hot.
>>24437958
Thank you so much! Back when I was really active reading and telling stories was pretty much the bulk of my content. Unfortunately since then, my fancy good sounding microphone broke but I'll still do my best to produce any requests you may have of me.
Or you could listen to my old works at chirbit.com/Sir_Fluffy
>>24410985
>>A sub's confession
>http://chirb.it/anrIEN
A++, will listen again. I never thought I would have dick envy.
>>24439894
aww thank you. If you wanted you could switch up some of the script and I could do a female dom version
Reading part of a story I found on Literotica. How'd I do, /soc/?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1itMikp2LnO
Good morning thread! I come bearing a half scripted, half improvised BFE recording. Enjoy. :)
>Home
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Home
-Helion
>>24436465
>>24436327
Fly Me to the Moon - Frank Sinatra
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Te0H8lRfL5
Whew! Realize I'm a little late to this party, but hey! Better late than never!
It's me again! Tinman, your friendly neighborhood automaton, here with a little old, a little new, and most importantly a bump from 6th.
First up a relic from over 2 threads ago, which I think makes it a golden oldie. Three minutes of uninterrupted kissing! It's "Three Minutes in Heaven."
http://chirb.it/PN3qOO
[SFW] [Kissing]
And an oldie, but still a favorite, to celebrate the new Month, something a little spooky!
"Ghost Observations"
http://chirb.it/meJCzs
[NSFW] [Script by me!]
Now, for a couple new things!
First up! Something else to celebrate the long past autumn equinox, why it's my specialty! The first of possibly many October BFEs.
"Autumn Wake-Up"
http://chirb.it/sdbtpC
[SFW] [Improv] [BFE] [Sweet] [Kisses]
And lastly, something NSFW, a simple blowjob wake-up improv to get me back in the game!
"Better Than Christmas Morning"
http://chirb.it/LM3my7
[NSFW] [Improv] [Oral] [Descriptive] [Moaning]
Hoo-boy! Someone fetch my oil can because I'm feeling rusty! If anyone has requests, I'm always interested!
Until next time, folks!
-Tinman
>>24440838
How are you so perfect?
I freekin' love you. Thank you so much
>>24440890
Y-you too.
>>24440908
The Autumn wake-up was adorable as hell.
And that new xmas morning one... f-fug
>>24439351
I'm happy I could be of service!
>>24440838
How is it possible to be so both adorable and sexy as fuck in one post?
Well done, as always.
>>24441017
Thank you so much for listening! :)
>>24440945
I'm very, VERY glad you enjoyed ;)
>>24440457
Wow! This was really good :)
>>24440838
Oh my... Is it me or is it getting hot in here?
I missed your recordings. I'm really glad you're back. The beginning (and everything else, desu) of Autumn Wake-Up was fantastic. I would love if you do a singing recording! Maybe something jazzy?
Thank you, O great and loveable Tinman <3
And bumping from the eighth....
https://clyp.it/usx35r5k
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tCMpMcmrbx
more wine garson
>>24442211
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Sp7HwoYZuf
again more wine, not finished at all
>>24442216
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0szqlNfaTGN
sessy, sessy poemtrys
Dizzy posting a terrible cover of Johnny Cash' version of "Wayfaring Stranger"
http://chirb.it/grFtft
Sorry for it being bad, I just really like this song.
>>24430751
Sorry you didn't get any attention, friend. Here you go:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16P6UuGT3bP
Bumping from the ninth
https://clyp.it/3gucruc4
-Helion
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gj8XOCnK4k
>>24440838
You are my favorite and I love you
>>24439421
I feel embarrassed I made such an incredible error forgetting to type "have" in my other comment...Whew, I must have been really tired.
That's such a shame about your higher quality mic breaking on you! On the other hand, you still sound amazing with and without it. I was always here and gone, so I missed many great performers who have posted here. Thanks a bunch for linking me to your chirbit where there are tons of goodies I can listen to now.
As for requests, I'm pretty terrible at them, but I might think of something and send a message on your chirb at some point!
>>24440111
I was smiling and holding back a bit of laughter at this, but you honestly have a fantastic voice.
>>24440127
Thank you for the lovely recording, Helion! It was so pleasant to just close my eyes and listen to this.
>>24440457
Aw, that made me smile out loud, thank you.
>Plz tag me whenever u decide to post new songs :)
>>24446693
The pleasure is all mine and sure I'll tag you :)
Should I start going by some alias? Also I'll gladly take requests.
here's a couple more
The Penguins - Earth Angel
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lrOoeXAiRb
Joe Cocker - You Are So Beautiful
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oIuOz2zQpR
Can anyone post something encouraging self harm
>>24447494
Any specifics you would like?
>>24447494
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02lBph5BPsS
>>24446693
Billy Joel - For the Longest Time
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JCfyU0q2df
Seal - Kiss From a Rose
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b5fuC3bbGm
I'll just go by Seal
-Seal
Bump since I might post later.
Here it goes.
https://soundcloud.com/fortunate-misfortune/arms-of-a-woman
>>24427835
Sure, what the hell. Newbie here.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0acPA5zYInJ
Does anybody remember this guy?
https://soundgasm.net/u/JustfortoKnight
We're here: >>24449464
And we listen.
vhttp://www.vocaroo.com
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mx4d1e1r88 sorry i am retarded
>>24427835
bad recording hardware
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zhMSLzxNys
a song. dont know if it even has a title, ive just known it for years.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xW2wka7ZPU
Damn, you need a bump, dontcha?
>>24439421
Holy fuck PLEASE tell me you're back! I missed talking to you on skype!
SOLIDARITY BUMP
Save our audio threads!
Is midnightrambler still around?
>>24409916
Femanon here. It's my first time hearing you, but wow~ your audio tracks are deliciously amazing, that I ended up cumming a few times today. Keep up the good work <3
>>24454793
Oh my, thank you~
Got a request then?
>>24454855
Hehe, you're very welcome! Hmmmm.... well this is hard, I'm not sure if I have a request yet, hahaha. I'll have to think of one.
>>24454869
Well, you're welcome to request anytime you want.
>>24454320
4chan was blocked in his country, which is why he hasn't been around for a while.
>>24454906
W-which country? What did he got blocked from?
>>24455826
I'm not certain if it's general knowledge so I'm not going to answer which one, but he did come into the discord server sometime ago and told us that that was the situation. I don't think I've seen him since then.
>REQUEST TIME (saving this god forbidden empty thread)
This one is a little weird. It's more of half winter half bdsm love in this script.
http://pastebin.com/ggrW3tZn
I pick this one because it's snowing in Canada in the middle of October of all things.
So cruel prison how could betide - Henry Howard Earl of Surrey, nsfw (bondage)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WQNDRBY02q
>>24447828
>For the Longest Time
>Kiss From a Rose
These were good! Gave me dem nostalgia feels.
Th'Assyrians' king - Henry Howard (nsfw, filthy lust, suicide)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WQNDRBY02q
>>24456081 oops
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DpNfFtjErX
O happy dames, that may embrace - Henry Howard (nsfw, sailor sex, spoiled climax)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JI2cYkQCMV
>>24456189
Holy moley your accent sounds hot. Abel is that you?
>>24456389
Not Abel, but thank you.
Wyatt resteth here - Henry Howard
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LgtXeIeEJ2
>>24455943
http://chirb.it/9wPpcK
I will probably rerecord this at some point
Also it's my first nsfw script
Hope you enjoy!
- Hoot
>>24456814
Hoot could you please ramble about Humidity?
<3
>>24457263
if wrase lets me
>>24456814
OR here! Thank you so much!
Femanon with triple request.
Lewdful handholding (line 665)
http://pastebin.com/u3fB4HJa
Pinch Those Nipples For Me, Baby (breastplay)(line 1075)
http://pastebin.com/2jQPi2yS
You, Therefore
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems-and-poets/poems/detail/49268
Sorry if there too much for you.
Bump. Since everyone is busy on discord.
>>24457517
>You, Therefore by Reginald Shepherd
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/You-Therefore-by-Reginald-Shepherd
I've added the other two to my to do list when I next have an empty house and so can do NSFW recordings, though I may only do the first part of the breast play one.
Either way, I hope you enjoy the poem. :)
-Helion
Early morning ramble. I had a really weird dream.
http://chirb.it/BcmH1a
https://clyp.it/utw05gdv
self-esteem, sick ramble.
-destrado
>>24457517
>Pinch those nipples for me
http://chirb.it/aGfe9H
>Sinful Handholding
http://chirb.it/m8fwI5
>>24457517
>You, Therefore
http://chirb.it/Pr3Gmc
I will attempt to do the other two when I get some.. alone time.
Enjoy!
- Hoothoot
>>24459084
Wow luger, that's something completely different from what you're doing. From bdsm torture to vanilla. Keep up the good work!
>>24459365
Just because I have an acquired taste, doesn't mean I can't enjoy the classics. Plus the handholding one was cute, so I could practice my awkward-side a bit.
>>24457517
>Sinfully Lewd Handholding
http://chirb.it/nkmfH0
>>24422570
Bruhhhhh <3
Bump from the seventh.
>>24459562
Bruh. <3
-Hoothoot
cover of a joji song.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EXHvtIPi1o
>>24459084
the nippleplay one made me came.
Bump again
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qas7bhXmN4
Part of still loving you by the scorpions cause its a fucking cool song and i just learned it
Thread needs more ASMR.
Bump from the eighth
https://clyp.it/0xhgt0ls
-Helion
>>24462596
I'd be happy to try it out if you had anything particular in mind
- Hoot
Bump from the eighth again....
https://clyp.it/kb4pmste
Come on people. Lets not have a second thread in a row die before it hits the bump limit
-Helion
>>24409290
Bumping with some requests!
http://pastebin.com/VgxgxGQ8
http://pastebin.com/YTGSwFxH
http://pastebin.com/1MWFnz8i
>>24447471
Ah my id changed, but that your voice is so nice. talented. You trained in music?
>>24447828
Ah Seal kiss from a rose such a beautiful song, good choice
>>24452566
Aha! retro
>>24412776
I love your voice so much, specially the last one.
Could you please do more for anxiety relief? If you don't mind.
>>24465336
that's a nice image anon. Do you have more of the same authors or similar?
>>24465483
no, sorry, but you may find more art like that if you search animal crossing stuff
>>24463764
Thanks Hoot! I'd really appreciate anything. Honestly, sometimes the most calming thing is just hearing someone ramble about their day in gentle whispers. Or, if you had time, one of the scripts from the mega-archive would be great too!
>>24465559
thanks anyway, much kind
Morning bump form the eighth
https://clyp.it/2215buro
-Helion
>new boy posting for the first time reporting in
Questions for newbies
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wSRhoPN7R5
Reluctant Cheating scrip from the mega-archive in the OP. First script ever done, a few mistakes and some bits edited (ノД`)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1axlRB2CGp4
Overall not sure if I want to do this more than once since I don't have many opportunities to do lewd scripts, but happy to do non-lewd anytime
I'm gonna stream soon, so if you enjoy stuff like pic related, come join me!
http://chirb.it/zfKmKL
>>24466432
I'll try it out when I get home!
Also bump
-Hoots
>>24467647
What even is going on in pic?
>>24468594
Teaching Feelings is a Visual Novel. In that scene, I decided to fuck it and rape the little girl. The point is to build a relationship with her and she will open up to you.
Is Luger around? :$
>>24469315
Yea, whats up?
>>24469315
Doing requests? I need a cheer up after a horrible day. I am Teri, you maybe remember.
Would love to hear you tell me you want to cum all over my face, I could use the ego boost.
>>24469329
http://chirb.it/seq5s5
Hope you're gonna feel a bit better <3
>>24469348
Wow.. t-t-t-thank you <3
>>24466432
http://chirb.it/O7yfKK
I hope this is okay! I went super ramble-y because I've had a pretty unique day
>>24467609
Welcome! Please do post more, non-lewd is totally fine!
Have you thought of a tag yet?
- Hoot
>>24469383
This was perfect and so calming!!! I'm going to listen again at bedtime lol. You have such a naturally soothing voice!
And congrats on your internship, Hoot! Your giddiness was really infectious. :D
>>24469383
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8
haven't been in this thread for awhile. anyone have any vampire stuff? it's october and I love vampires plz indulge me
https://clyp.it/l2hupcwq
Hi /MSA/
Had a sorta shitty week and unloaded the feels into several songs. I think this one turned out the best:
https://soundcloud.com/doitus/vocaroo-s0ikrvwr9gsf Tom Odell - Here I Am [singing]
Next up I'll cover one of these artists if someone's interested:
Parson James / Vance Joy / Ed Sheeran / Daughter
Take care :]
- Doitus
>>24470452
>>24471426
Thank you to both of you! I'm pretty excited about it, even now
>>24472303
>>24472247
>>24472333
OKAY! FINE! If it'll make you shut up.
Here. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1difv58HsQ5
>>24472247
>>24472328
I will pass on that, sorry.
>>24472331
THIS however I will consider
- Hoot
>>24472339
It won't make him shut up. I mean watch, he'll ask me to do it next
>>24471562
I gotcha. They're a little dated, but they might be new to you!
A vampire thing: http://chirb.it/nndrbw
A demon thing: http://chirb.it/4nNkNJ
And a ghost thing: http://chirb.it/meJCzs
And just for good measure, something to help with the nightmares you're gon' get from all that spookin': http://chirb.it/a6kwE4
-Tinman
>>24472331
http://chirb.it/7wH6Is
It is done
- Hoot
>>24472375
Men can't even stand to be equal in suicide!
>>24472380
What's wrong with being sexy?
>>24472395
Fuck off Nigger. MGTOW is just as retarded as Feminism. Just because you turn it around doesn't make it any better than what Feminazi double-dykes are saying. You're the equivalent of a shrill, obnoxious cunt with dyed hair and a tumblr complaining about Mansplaining and other retarded bullshit. I'm not saying your facts aren't wrong, but you're the same reason that the white race is dying as feminism. You're literally working for the kikes you mouth-breathing neckbeard.
Better yet, just kill yourself now and you won't have to deal with crippling depression, social anxiety and gender dysphoria.
There's a very silly thread been posted called, Female Sexy Audi... I was so tempted to contribute, but it's female specific.
So here it is, right here.
https://clyp.it/hyf5y0bo
-Helion
>>24472504
No, I'm assuming you're a kike-loving degenerate.
Neck yourself, cunt.
what the fuck happened to this thread
>>24472535
Chrishop is trying to "raid" it
>>24472539
http://chirb.it/q20b4P
>>24472545
http://chirb.it/q20b4P
here you go kiddo
Remember to report, hide and ignore Chrishop posts.
>>24472543
Luger I take back calling you a dwarven fuck at least for now. That was so incredible I was almost drooling with laughter
>>24472547
>>24472498
>tfw Luger is being awesome
>tfw Luger is being an arsehole to someone so you don't have to.
There are times when I love you Luger.
this thread looks like it's in dire straights so I'll lend my voice for requests
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xOAsP2vCLV
>>24472577
got it, chief
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JJBQQbnbfB
>>24472598
here you go, friend
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L5t6XeRb5d
I'm very upset, this shit ain't kawaii fellers. I'm just a gal who wants to listen to sexy audio, I don't wanna see this retarded shit. cries 4ever :'(( whoever is trying to be the faggy edge lord needs to settle down and give Luger his job back (by the way you still need to do another Nazi audio, that shits my fetish and you're the only one around here catering to that. Senpai pls)
>>24472647
I'm totally down to fulfill normal requests legitimately
>>24472647
Aww, thanks! What kinda Nazi audio you want, senpai?
>>24472660
yay okay uhhh I dunno, something with sexy times. I really like being cornered and flustered/teased. maybe something like a nazi officer teasing his secretary and doing the do? or a soldier and civilian? I am so uncreative, this is what happens when you try to type out your Nazi fantasies in the cafeteria before an exam.
>>24472543
Angry Luger's my fetish. And that pasta hit the spot.
>>24473061
>Angry Luger is my fetish
W-What?
>>24465128
Thank you very much. I did choir in high school, but otherwise no training
Here's a couple more
Michael Buble - Sway
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Co9whR2ppK
The Platters - Only You
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MKQ8oFFpla
-Seal
>>24472750
I'll come with something up this weekend. Gotta pack some more stuff in boxes the next few days.
/r/ sir fluffy
Maybe something different. For the next 15 minutes I'll be broadcasting live on http://mixlr.com/markdesade/ you can chat there and listen and I'll take some requests
So... well I'd really love it if someone would be up to read a poem.
It's called Loveless, from Final Fantasy, pretty please.
>>24475073
Japanese or english?
>>24475084
Wow... whichever you prefer.
B-both.
>>24473620
aw yiss. danke mein herr
>>24475073
gave it a shot http://vocaroo.com/i/s17TGy0HPJMY
>>24475073
I wasn't sure of the context, but I wanted to practice my Vendrick voice.
http://chirb.it/90tb9H
-Abel
How welcome are sfw recording here? I like reading pseudo intellectual excerpts and poems.
>>24476363
Very welcome.
Request: I've been having troubles getting to the gym and following a good morning routine. Would it be possible for some gentlement to tell me, in a very agressive and dominant manor, that I need to be better or other wise I'll disappoint you.
You can vary from just a stern voice telling me to get my shit together or you can go all out with reasonable consquences and stuff.
I would greatly appreciate this. Thank you in advanced.
>>24457517
>Sinfully Lewd Holding by Vocawriter112 (Sorry, I didn't get to doing the breastplay one today)
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Sinfully-Lewd-Handholding-by-Vocawriter112
>>24464935
>Don't Let Them See by Eve
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Dont-Let-Them-See-by-Eve
Also, stole this from FSA:
>Unconditioned By J.L.
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Unconditioned-By-JL
I hope people enjoy as always. :)
-Helion
I'll search for some scripts later, but I was wondering if anyone had a particular SFW request that they wanted. Something not too loud since I am without privacy sadly.
>>24476529
I hope this will fit the bill...
>Get Your Shit Together Femanon
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Get-Your-Shit-Together-Femanon
>>24476529
http://chirb.it/01t1vy
and now I'm going to slouch back to bed myself~
>>24475161
I really liked your voice, I wished it lasted a bit longer, hehe.
>>24475261
Thank you Abel, that was lovely. I took the liberty of listening a bit more of your content and I really enjoyed it. Thanks again.
>>24476791
http://chirb.it/nxvhCL
Hello gentlemen!
I have a longer request for you today. It's a descriptive first-person dominant script written by a gentleman on tumblr. This is part 1 of 3, and if this goes well, I'll request parts 2 and 3 as well.
Although it's longer, I'd appreciate it if you took your time with this and put some feeling into it.
Thanks so much!
http://pastebin.com/9en8HpEm
>>24477173
http://chirb.it/8vtM2d
I gave it a try!
Got a bit hot and bothered by the end, to be honest
- Hoot
Well, I dont think the mic quality is great and I might of gone a bit too fast, but here's anattempt at that 'To kiss or not to kiss' script.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DCsfREWxUS
May we have some more Halloween-themed recordings? It's my favorite time of the year, and I'd love some stuff with like mad scientists, monsters, werewolves, zombies, etc.
>>24477037
That was great, thanks handsome.
>>24465336
Sorry for the late response, what would you like to hear in particular?
>>24477173
http://chirb.it/Bn1z9K
Saw this on fetlife, decided to do a reading of it.
>My Type by ElisaK
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/My-Type-by-ElisaK
>>24476591
Thanks Helion, that was so good!
>>24479010
You are very welcome, I only wish I'd known about that pastebin earlier, there's some good stuff in it. :)
>>24477316
HOOT. OMG. ADSUFJADF
Thank you.
>>24479582
I would be more than happy to do parts two and three, if you would like!
- Hoot
>>24477762
Thanks for answering, if you could I'd like something along the lines that I should let go people who aren't there with me, that even if I have only a few friends they still care about how I feel, that I should try to be patient and stop worrying about things I can't fix. Remember me to count my numbers slowly, to try to sleep more and such.
C-could you do it pretending to be my bf?
If it's too much trouble don't worry.
>>24476613
Thank you!
>>24476682
Thank you!
These are great!
Can someone PLEASE record themselves rapping this:
*laughs*
PGA?
PGA IS MY HOME BROTHER!
PGAAAAAAAAAAA!
PGA, WHERE I FIRST LEARNED HOW TO BET,
MACKERS DROPPING TIPS LIKE HE MAKES THEM GIRLS WET,
LOSES SOME BETS, GOES DOWN A CUNT,
BUT YOU KNOW A MACKERS TIP IS ALWAYS WORHT A PUNT,
TALKING ABOUT MY HOME PGA BROTHER!
THESE OTHER TIPPING GROUPS ARE JUST FAKE,
MACKERS DROP YOU AND MAKE YOU SHAKE,
FUCK ALL YOU HOES TRYING TO EAT MY BANKROLL,
DONT MAKE ME MAD OR ILL PUT YOU IN THE HOLE,
SO SO SHREWD, HE IS SO SO SHREWD
HIS NAME IS MACKERS, HE WILL LEAD US TO RICHES
ALL OF HIS FUCKING HATERS, ARE SCARED LITTLE BITCHES!
>>24472236
Thank you so much, Doitus! I've been so stressed and busy lately and listening to this was so nice for just taking things down a notch. I'm sorry you've been having rough times, too. Hugs from across the internet...
Request: more yandere Luger.
READY TO RECORD FOR ANYONE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vakqvqgq4y
READY TO RECORD FOR ANYONE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s168nFijKY2O
>>24481303
Would you mind taking a look at this one?
>>24476529
>>24480479
PLEASE do this someone??
>>24481303
eeey, you're here!
You should do the questions for new boys!
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
>>24482119
I might do this
>>24479682
You got it! :)
http://chirb.it/Mebd9L
Bumping with two things I've been working on.
>Part two of the script from >>24477173
http://chirb.it/gBnwN7
>An extract of Ulysses by Tennyson
http://chirb.it/KDhBDL
Enjoy!
-Hoot
Hey all, Albrecher here with 3 recordings, sorry I haven't been around much, my work schedule turned into the manifestation of dumb and stupid (and stupid (and dumb)) so I haven't had much time to commit to making recordings, but hopefully these 3 are well received.
http://chirb.it/dkdz9L (Less Lewd)
http://chirb.it/9JFI8p (very lewd)
http://chirb.it/L7IPb9 (also p lewd but also bfe at the beginning)
Love, Albrecher
Dizzy here with a silly wrestling thing I did for a friend:
http://chirb.it/D8Jvzn
>>24481228
Like what? Got a script or something?
https://clyp.it/wnbclk43
Haven't done this before, didn't read over the script beforehand and this is the first take, I know there's a lot of mistakes but if you think there's any potential there to justify putting in time to improving please do tell.
Script is: http://pastebin.com/h2Y4ssFS (credit to 'Ovri')
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16Aj4EBTwcO
>>24476529
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iN2CwBogyd
>>24483587
Do you have any thing Halloween related, senpai? DPlease don't tell me you already forget your holiday spirit?
>>24477173
Part I (nsfw): http://chirb.it/EA3Kkp
~Teaks
>>24475130
http://chirb.it/5DE9p9
Bumping from the seventh with a re-post from summer 2015 (I posted the script across onto fetlife and so wanted a new link for people to listen to it on)
>Does That Fix Your Problem My Dear?
>Script: http://pastebin.com/YzDhK0Kd
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Does-That-Fix-Your-Problem-My-Dear
-Helion
>>24482462
Literally BEGGING you
Is that guy that loved sailor jerry's and booty pipes still around?
I'm feeling nostalgic and deleted my internet hoard long ago.
>>24454901
Luger-sama~, are you're still around? If yes, then I think I have a request haha.
How about a jealous bf who wants his gf all for himself? kinda like Dom/sub? Idk....sorry if my request sounds weird...
>>24485804
thank you so much luger that was perfect yay! the kriegsmarine spin was really great.
thanks for indulging me in my shameful Nazi fantasies. if you ever make more in the future I am always ready to shlick
GIRLS GIVE ME SHIT TO READ
MALE - http://vocaroo.com/i/s07kCmDHyP8y
>>24488245
Trust me, yandere recordings are far from weird. But I'd much prefer it if you had a script. There should be plenty of Yandere Boys scripts transcribed from Japanese Audio CDs.
>>24488524
Aww, thanks honey. I should live up to my name and do some more. In the meantime, you can enjoy my other Nazi recordings.
>>24485094
*hugs*
I adore this. Thank you.
>>24485309
*creams* <3
It wasn't for me, but damn.
>>24485052
>>24485094
Oh my god! Your voice is amazing! Can you do the questions for new boys?
>>24476529
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gz5LaXAeIb
I hope this helps!
I really didn't mean all the things I said!
Or did i?
I really didn't.
But I actually did...
...not, cutiepie
slut
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QW7kFTGGN5
Do it
Channel Firing - Hardy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jo3NzIQEYg
>>24482689
Hey, sorry for the late response, I got a bit emotional at some point while listening... I truly loved it.
>>24490578
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15Wqk02b7P1
>>24490878
Aww! I'd offer hugs, but you probably live very far away!
>>24485201
Of course not, crying squid friend, I've got some vampire stuff you might like! But nothing recent for this year. Might have to do something about that.
http://chirb.it/mqL0v9
http://chirb.it/q6p9C1
I hope you enjoy!
>>24489473
if you ever decide to do a gun play audio featuring a luger pistol and more nazi officer shit......well, I'll be waiting.
>>24485094
sure thing
>>24489584
haha no problem, you can request anything you want
>>24485052
>>24485094
>almost sounds like mistsir
hmmmm
>>24492108
I utterly fucked this post
>>24489974
Yes of course I can
Pt 1
https://clyp.it/5ki2iqpv
Pt 2
https://clyp.it/gfhzkoxx
Pt 3
https://clyp.it/amc542nh
Pt 4
https://clyp.it/wdslzvwy
>>24492366
who in the fuck is that
Dizzy here with a new mic, wanna try recording some stuff, anybody got a request?
>>24492397
Ask me to cosplay your favorite character from whatever videogame for Halloween Party at whoever's, sounding like the lamest excuse of the world because we both know what you /really/ want to do with me wearing that outfit.
If you act super embarrassed and stutter while explaining yourself it would be even better~
>>24492415
I hope this is at least decent!
http://chirb.it/Hsrx7L
>>24492484
too good to be true
>>24492374
>who in the fuck is that
some faggot
>>24492534
Gosh, you're making me blush!
>>24492556
Well, I guess I really like you :)
>>24492601
Aww! Making me wanna talk to you on skype or something! ^_^
Could a boy hit me with the longest sweet talk they can? Rambling, no point, random sweet talk
Thanks!
>>24492626
Haha, I'd like that too, but I'm not really fond of the idea of posting mine here
>>24492667
Oh! Well, feel free to add me, then! Mine is expensivediscount :P
Suro posting some old stuff
to my mistress
httpbp2eqK://chirb.it/
I need you
http://chirb.it/zmfxKE
alone in my bed
http://chirb.it/JO6aDf
my pet
http://chirb.it/2a6yB8
and some rambles of me trying to do my best orc voices
http://chirb.it/5B00A0
>>24492924
Oop, fucked up the copypaste
to my mistress
http://chirb.it/bp2eqK
Evening all, Mr. E coming at you with a shenanigan or 5.
>"Deus Snacks" Request from Dima
http://chirb.it/dsbdbH
>A message to Chrishop (He asked for it?)
http://chirb.it/Ph28az
>Turisas Prologue to R.R.R. Reading
http://chirb.it/IyBt5q
>Pick-Up Lines? Request from Thera
http://chirb.it/FAHbP1
And of course the timeless classic...
>The Tale of Spiffy
http://chirb.it/Dmg70m
Also I posted this >>24427884 earlier. See? I do things in the thread sometimes!
Kiwi here with some stuff:
Playing Pokemon Sun/Moon demo:
http://chirb.it/1p6PNh
Learning songs n shit:
http://chirb.it/8r9HDw
>>24410863
Can't really purr without sounding kinda weird so I hope meows compensate ^^
Trapped Simba(my cat) in my room:
http://chirb.it/5ANJbw
Simba got mad:
http://chirb.it/5ssCtg
Peace until next time thread xx
>>24491750
http://chirb.it/4yzPdH
>>24494138
well, I'll be in my bunk, luger.
>>24494405
Oh? Care to let me in?
>>24494434
y...yes, mein herr...
>>24494453
You can add me on skype if you ask nicely~
>>24494456
I would but I am too much of a weenie ;_; nor am I sure you would like me much lol
>>24494481
Oh please, don't beat yourself up. Just add me <3
skype: [email protected]
>>24494490
*temptation*
>>24494519
I'm nice to talk to :3c
>>24494490
crey, I can't find you
>>24494604
huh, try jean_luc4
Dizzy here with a redo of an old recording I did, something for Halloween! :D
http://chirb.it/H3rDdP
>>24495089
>>24495428
Guessing you liked it? :)
>>24492374
made this for someone
just the first paragraph of something super long
http://vocaroo.com/i/s131bN46ctvU
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CpcjyUAlQU
First time recording, did the answer 10 questions thing at the top of the thread but didn't really answer them. Would be happy to read something for someone if they like.
Newbie here. I'll go by Tex, or PhattMan if Tex is already taken.
>Questions for newbies
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KvBTAwYl4P
>demonstration of my accents
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ACxQokusgq
I don't really know what else to read or where to start. I'm open to suggestions.
>>24496128
I did figure something out.
>TF2 Meet The Soldier
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztXAEdE957
Put down a Conor Oburst tune. Dig the way it turned out. Hope someone enjoys it.
https://soundcloud.com/fortunate-misfortune/lenders-in-the-temple
>>24492924
>that orc voice
>>24496128
>I can do accents
>Russian
Oh my. Not giving you a perfect score, but it's better than decent. If you hang around, I do hope you'd present it more often.
>>24492374
Your voice is literally sex. You could talk about game theory and I'd get wet.
>>24497178
It honestly sounded better on my potato mic than it does IRL if I'm honest.
I got around to doing a 100-1 while I had some alone time:
http://chirb.it/L21pvn
If you hear a banging noise at the end that's my knees hitting the side of my table
-Hoots
>>24492374
panty flood. can't even.
>>24496578
thanks anon!
>>24497768
It was better than decent nonetheless. I enjoyed it.
https://soundgasm.net/u/spider-fingers
Been doing a few audios these past 2 weeks.
Anybody have any suggestions/critique?
>>24498353
ha, anything you wanna request?
>>24498353
Rex here, what about mine?
(Please use headphones, it's kinda quiet.)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gZ3aD7lVwn
>>24497245
http://chirb.it/NDBD0g
It's been a while since I've done a lewd recording, so here's one for ya'll:
http://chirb.it/dPLbLb
>>24492374
Please, please do a Will McLean monologue from The Lords of Discipline? In the voice you've posted here- no Southern accent.
Not the walk of shame or any of the brutal passages. But the ones that made girls like me crush hard on Will McLean...
I'm too flustered to request the vile, dirty phone sex type stuff. But I want it. Ack.
>>24499688
Okay first off I fucking love that book.
I don't have it in front of me, could you find me a quote from it?
>>24499695
I will when I get home tonight. (Same requester on the go)
Holy shit... so excited.
>>24477173
Albrecher here with a reading of this request. It was a very nice one to read, thank you for giving it to us. I hope you enjoy my rendition of it.
http://chirb.it/FwnkGc
Feel free to drop some feedback~!
I have a terrible day at work today. Any boyfriend experience request were you cuddle, kiss and telling me that everything will be okay by the end?
(Sorry about my grammars, English is not my favorite language to speak to)
>>24498887
No problem.
>>24500022
I happen to have one of those, but I can record a new one for you :)
>>24500038
>an early record for me?
>>24500071
Of course ^_^
>>24500071
and here ya go!
http://chirb.it/2chM9G
>>24500111
>>24499695
>>24499736
I put a shorter quote in here, along with a longer passage - either for your consideration. God. I forgot how fucking good this writing is. Thank you for reminding me.
http://pastebin.com/04LG2nN4
Please stick around.
>>24500162
I hope this didn't upset you! ;-;
>>24500181
I'll get it tomorrow, my voice sounds like shit when I'm tired
anyone reading that is black? would really love that
>>24496128
oof. I think southern accents are so cute/funny. hope you do some lewd audios with it one day! maybe I'll request something later
I made a creepy, very sadistic voice recording.
https://soundgasm.net/u/SexcHords/A-horrorifying-raspy-entity-comes-into-MSA-only-to-terrorize
Hopefully one of you particularly deviant people enjoy it.
>>24477506
>monster
I've done kind of a psycho abductor sort of thing. :)
>>24500803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fw7UZPEIq3
I made this as southern as possible. Mind the mild noise, fan was on. Just made this real fast. :3
So I was bored and decided to record a take on the new boys questions script. Have at it. It's half an hour long so enjoy. Or not, that's your call
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oQnbV9j8d1
Tried the Too much that was requested earlier. Will most likely not be the best take in this thread by a long shot. The script hit me hard though so I decided to do it anyway.
Have me trying to be sensual...
>>24425470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s163TYvrejtX
Did this one cause it was cute
>>24427835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1veJUwXb6Qx
>>24485052
If you want to read something while fapping I think that would be highly entertaining.
>>24500928
>>24500936
Okay. You have a nice voice and your accent is bizzarre. ~thumbs up~
Aside from that you're trying too hard. Relax. Do a good ramble about something you like talking about then do a fancy recording. It'll be better.
>>24501008
Thanks for the feedback. Might do a ramble in a few. I'll record a short song first
Have a raw take on the first two verses of six ribbons. It's a beautiful song, to which I do no justice.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kDsMxHivyo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aR9lM5olP0
The full version of the russian lullaby from John Wick
Someone wanted a lullaby, and I needed to learn a russian one anyways.
>>24501008
Want a ramble? Have a ramble...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IwrAP6uPXH
Mr. E posting again before thread is kill. Got a request in the Discord for that "F-Word Definition" I've done like a million times... Good choice, whoever! (I think it was KT?)
>Meaning of Fuck Re-Re-Re-Revisited
http://chirb.it/OP0zre
Also, I did this vaguely Halloweeny thing.
>Army Ants by Tom Waits by Megatron
http://chirb.it/qPa1vC
Also also, a link to my previous post >>24493637 which contains assorted blitz and chitz. Try some!
>>24500970
sure, got something for me to read?
>>24500181
>>24500502
Heres the short one
http://chirb.it/JJqEz8
>>24501883
http://chirb.it/g88I1I
>>24500187
of course not, silly
>>24501994
I thought that reaction was you being upset!
>>24501883
>>24501914
I don't even know what to say. For now, "thank you". One of the greatest coming of age books I've read.
Separately, your voice, laugh, and breaths... hoo boy.
>>24502305
Haha youre welcome! And thanks. Anything else you wanna hear?
>>24502541
Describe in detail that dirty fantasy you had about manhandling and giving a creampie to someone's wife - while you are getting off? Even better if you're able to have multiple orgasms.
I know you said it takes you a long time to cum, but longer audio means more back-to-back orgasms for listeners. Like, make her have at least four orgasms before you unload in her.
It doesn't have to be a full narrative. Uttering dirty talk phrases about what you'd do, the visuals/sounds/smells that are getting you off, the natural noises you make... all these things are effective.
It's a big ask, so no disappointment if you decline. Given your phone sex experience - would love to hear some stuff along those lines.
>>24502692
I'll work on it, its gonna take awhile since I already came pretty hard today...
hope you don't mind the wait
>>24502700
I don't mind at all! I'm wet just thinking about it. Fuck.
>>24502692
I second this. And like the same poster in >>24502707 , I don't mind the wait either.
Dizzy here with a monologue!
http://chirb.it/1xxKA7
>>24500877
aw this is so cute I love it. hope you got to eat something eventually LOL
>>24498164
That was lewd!
10/10! I love it
>>24505226
Glad you enjoyed it!
-Hoot
>>24476529
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iwq2iEum6Q
>>24410799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rtKrQFQCyC
>>24427835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T2RaHlmXvB
BONUS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DCcNl0pdqb
>>24496128
>cyka blyyaat
cute
Haven't been here in a while. Here's me singing songs that are sort of in my range.
Fly Me to the Moon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rwGwnwF6HE
Hallelujah
vocaroo.com/i/s007wHtdpFVn
Thriller because it's basically halloween already.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I8yoIQ4xFd
>>24480479
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02QGu4od7KT
>>24500803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L8r7Htysvx
>>24438048
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kWeA7l7em9
>>24507542
the east texas accent is just so cute lmao. if you just read something like a poem that would be nice too.
https://soundgasm.net/u/styles/To-Whom-It-May-Concern
awkward email sent to a crush, it's my first recording I've ever done, probably going to get a better microphone in the near future.
>>24507809
Never had my voice described as "cute," so there's that. I don't really know any poems since it's been a few years since HS and that was the last time I read any, but if you give me something to read I'll gladly do it. I don't find many places to use that accent.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1utimmnGAoJ
Does anybody have any advice for somebody trying to git gud at vocal performances? I'm being intentionally vague on genre here because I'm actually unsure of what I'm going to be using your advice for, but I seem to end up thinking "Man I'd really like to do [thing], I should try oh wait I am terrible at saying words in front of people shit" every day so some transferable advice would be very helpful. Looking for stuff that applies equally to NPR podcasting/rapping/sales jobs. (crossposted to FSA)
>>24509715
Some resources from this that was posted a while ago (I'm not the performer, just an ardent fan):
https://soundgasm.net/u/midnightrambler/VA-Ramblage
>>24509730
Ah, thanks, listened. I think if nothing else I'm gitting gud at listening in a critical way and squeezing useful information out of stuff. I'll likely end up recording myself a bunch of times and then deleting all of it and then repeating and just learning like that.
>>24509990
I do that, honestly do a course in radio. learn to mix audio and learn how to talk into a radio, do some classes in acting too. this isn't just one thing, it's many combined
>>24510013
talk into a microphone. apologies.
>>24510013
I'm already passable at audio editing. Recording is harder, and I don't have mic skills yet.
bump from the tenth.....
Bump from the eight
>>24509730
>mentioning midnightrambler one last time
:'(
>>24502700
Hey Wrath. While pondering the nsfw request, will you perform this excerpt from "The Big Short" screenplay by Charles Randolph/Adam McKay?
Mike Burry's e-mail in film to Scion Cap:
"I met my wife on Match.com. My profile said, 'I am a medical student with only one eye, an awkward social manner, and $145,000 in student loans.' She wrote back: 'You're just what I've been looking for.' She meant 'honest'. So, let me be honest...
...making money is not like I thought it would be. This business kills the part of life that is essential: the part that has nothing to do with business.
For the past two years, my insides have felt like they’re eating themselves. All the people I respected won’t talk to me anymore except through lawyers... People want an authority to tell them how to value things. But they chose this authority not based on facts or results. They chose it because it seems authoritative and familiar. And I am not and never have been... 'familiar.' "
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n2ohcSu5x8?referrer=531933021
Thump
>>24409290
How do you know if your voice is worth recording stuff with?
>>24515028
Every voice is worth recording stuff with
>>24515131
But what if nobody wants to listen to it when you post? I've never posted, but how would you tell?
>>24515139
You only have a shot at knowing if you post. You'll also have to keep posting given a non-captive audience. Be brave, anon.
So, I really like Abel's stuff, and im wondering if he's still doing the sexy voice recordings...
Any requests?
-some nobody that last posted here like years ago
>>24515960
post a sample of your voice senpai
someone will have to say this again and again but for future ref to anyone else reading - unless you're an established poster leaving your signature, you're always going to need to post a sample when you ask if anyone has requests. from what I've observed/my own personal experience as a requester, people usually won't request things outright from a "any requests?" from a seemingly random guy if they don't know what the poster sounds like!
>>24516007
>senpai
FUCKING WORD FILTER. That was supposed to be f a m
>>24516007
Aw I thought the randomness was the fun part. Hang on lemme figure out something to record for a sample.
>>24516008
>not being a weeb
Ekelhaft um ehrlich zu sein. Also taking requests because I have a day off tomorrow!
Recorded some stuff for a few /gaybros/ a while back and they seemed to enjoy it. Anyone of that persuasion want more?
SFW-BFE (With more purring and Norwegian!)
Safe For Work - Bear-Friend Experience!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0visc7eY7HW
Ok then, Helion here with a little something for Halloween.
>SCP-184 (Auditory Record)
>A reading of the complete file on SCP-184 from the SCP Foundation.
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-184
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/SCP-184-Auditory-Record
I had intended to do a few of these, but in the end, this one took up so much of my damned time that I just got this one done.
I hope you all enjoy it.
-Helion
Can I request a guy to do an audio of him raping a lesbian straight? Shaming/humiliation would be pretty cool.
>>24516435
>realized I haven't uploaded anything in a week
>fugg
>This request comes up
Girls can't love girls. It's forbidden love!
>>24516471
>>24516435
http://chirb.it/0NCFPv
>>24516629
>all those references
Made me giggle a bit. Thanks though! I needed it for a good shlicking
>>24516700
Hope you had a bit of fun :3
>>24516712
>tfw using it while ignoring my gf's texts
>>24516738
Hmm well, if you ever need some more... direct fun... >>24494637
>>24516026
gay join please
tell me to stroke my dick and finger my ass and cum for you and things of that nature
I will walk and talk in gardens all wet with rain.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pab68MMYyX
>>24517032
You adorable person...
I do hope you continue. : )
I sang and fapped and learned to multitask all at the same time. Happy sexy-ween
Once upon a December (Fapping/singing)
http://chirb.it/C3ffPy
-Abel
>>24518740
Aw, thank you, I have every intention to :)
Walk and talk #2
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16Pzm4lkTAM
Not sure if this fits this kind of thread but anyhow...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CkWipoTbCf
>>24520303
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CkWipoTbCf
Of course it fits!
Lovely voice, by the way!
Please do post more
- Hoot
>>24520337
Ah thanks.
Not sure how much longer can I keep singing before I get too tired, though.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sBM7vihEly
Ok, here's a failed attempt to sing something while play guitar while a massager is on me.
It did not work out.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0csfQJVWjM3
I'll try it again with a song I know better later on, hahaha
>>24520414
Nice. I especially liked your random singing.
>>24520553
Yes... keep trying. :)
>>24520598
my random singing? that is without lyrics?
>>24520602
>>24520598
if you meant the part without lyrics (maybe) you'll love the ending part of the following:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NFc7Y0fhxf
and now i am too tired to keep going on.
cya
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F6h8DWW0Wg
>>24502692
This is just taking me awhile to get into the mood, I promise I'll make it worth the wait tho.
till then
>>24513079
http://chirb.it/vqs7mM
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EHaP1pwa4N
Here's a full song this time.
And a higher setting.
Fuck me.
>>24520761
Aaaaaarrrgh - That is the strangled sound of enjoyment. From listening to you, that is... not that I'm averse to being strangled in other ways.
Thank you... can I go again? Requesting a ramble on why you were screaming / shouting all weekend.
>>24521204
Sure thing
http://chirb.it/zKwqM1
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