will anyone be my fucking boyfriend i'm tired of dating

Depends... do you do anal?

>>24407344
Lol maybe. I don't even know you.

Depends where you live.

>>24407348
i guess. i'm a kissless, hugless, hand hold-less virgin so i don't know if it's good or not

>>24407353
>>24407344
>location
>stats

if you're gonna try and get a qt bf you need to actually try

>>24407353
I'm a virgin too. I haven't had sex with anyone, but I've done other stuff before.

Are you a straight woman or a gay guy?

>>24407344
Depends on how cute you are.

>>24407358
>stats
Nah just location.
OP... pls...

>>24407382
>>24407352
>>24407358
well i'm too socially awkward to leave my room and meet someone especially a cute boy but i'm in eastern time
>>24407363
my fictional boyfriends say i'm cute
>>24407362
i'm a biological female

hmu on kik leonstuff

>>24407398
So lets get this straight
>complains no bf
>won't even go through basic steps to help yourself
Why live?

>>24407398
hmm, do you have kik?

I can send you unsolicited dick pics and play vidya with you and stuff like a real boyfriend would.

>>24407406
i'm too lazy to kill myself really
>>24407402
>>24407407
i don't have kik all i have is skype
>>24407408
but my fictional boyfriends never sent me unsolicited dick pics..

>>24407410
meh

>>24407410
Skype is Ballsy.mcgee
Tfw in the same boat as you but it's easy for a girl to find a guy but not the other way around

>>24407410
Post your skype then I know a bunch of dudes here will come for you and you can weed through the masses until you find one you like.

>>24407410
lets all start ignoring this literal waste of life attention whore

>>24407410
So that just makes me better than your fictional boyfriends :^)

rikesnoble on Skype.
Add me up OP.

>>24407410
add my skype then "birdm4n :D" with the fox ;)

>>24407437
not adding bc of the :D and the ;)
>>24407429
:^)
>>24407428
this is /soc/, sorry but that's not gonna happen despite the fact that you're completely correct
>>24407425
not posting mine bc i'll get spammed

>>24407454
What do you want in a boyfriend?

>>24407454
getting picky now huh..

>>24407454
I got no Skype online my phone but kik and snapchat.
Would Like to be ur bf
Im from Europe
Got money and a job.
Just kinda autistic

skype is xdeathmetalx

>>24407459
weeby autist like me who will bully the shit out of me
>>24407460
no i just don't like people who use emoticons like :D and ;)
>>24407466
sorry i only do skype really

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I can find you a boyfriend. I can tell you what he'll look like, and how you'll meet him.

For you, my price will be very reasonable.

>>24407344
We can talk

Skype: arcticpenguin2
Discord: jagerlion#2143
kik: jagerlion

>>24407475
>bully the shit out of me
No thanks.

>>24407475
Skype only is rly sad desu
Hope u gonna get happy

>>24407483
OMG TELL ME PLEASE CAT PSYCHIC
>>24407489
bye

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>>24407495
In order to see, I must hear. Specifically, I need to hear your voice. Record for me 30 to 40 seconds minimum (more is better, of course) of freely spoken conversation (like you're talking to someone) speech.

You may post it here or email it to me: [email protected]

I'll read for you in a few hours.

>>24407505
gosh cat psychic im sorry but i don't like talking it takes too much energy

>>24407344
You don't have Discord, huh? If not, why not get it?

>>24407538
i do have discord i just dont like to use it for private chats

hmu on [email protected]

>>24407344
Shits.mcgee23
Eastern time too, I'll give it a go

im autistic
and ill bully you!!
pls skype me at sigotfigot

>>24407344
Eastern time you say? Well I'm interested.

I'm an older Daddy Dom and would be happy to teach you a thing or two.

>>24407475
So, let me get this straight. You're a need maso who wants to get bullied?

thepsionemperor is my skype. Let's talk.

>>24407344
look youre probably joking but goddamn it im 19, fresh out of a relationship and im desperate for a girlfriend fuck

>>24407603
im honestly not joking.
i am this sad and desperate
>>24407582
lewd

>>24407608
does the boyfriend have to bully
i mean id much rather raise your confidence but if bully is a must then fuck it ill try it out

>>24407623
honestly just being bullied would raise my confidence so fucking high i need attention

>>24407608
That's kinda pathetic, anon.

Then again, us guys responding are pretty bad, too.

I mean, I just go out to get to work or eat. Never for anything social or shit.

I'd like to get to know you OP, but I'd worry that you'd be bad in a relationship and not very loyal. I've been through enough of that shit

>>24407608
It's half nurturing protector, half pin you to the bed and fuck you. Well, to be honest it's a lot less than half on the fucking part. But in my opinion it's everything a growing girl needs.

C'mon, you know when the lights are out that you're secretly a dirty girl.

>>24407625
Do you have any throwaway contacts? Easier to get to know someone in a more closed dynamic.

>>24407630
>implying i could even speak to anyone else when i'm in a relationship
i'll spend so much time focusing on you that i won't have time for anyone else and just ghost everyone
>>24407627
true i am pathetic
>>24407636
LEWD.. ... .

>>24407543
Mind giving it a shot anyway? I'd rather not use Skype, honestly.

How old are you? Where are you from?

>>24407625
>>24407639

You're wanting someone to just pay attention to you. Probably play vidya or something online, talk with you when they're bored as hell, and all that jazz, am I right?

Maybe throwing in some bullying to get you to try and get your act together, so you can catch up?

>>24407625
Goddammit I'm desperate, let's give it a shot.
skype is [email protected]

Yes it's obviously a specially made account, I'm sure you understand why.

>>24407639
What are your interests beside anime? Do you play any vidya, read any Manga? Are you in school? How old? I might link Skype.

>>24407639
Seriously, you'd get more genuine responses with some pics. Not necessarily nude but anything with a timestamp to prove you're serious
Maybe you're a hambeast, maybe you're ugly as sin.
You'll only attract the truly desperate with your current method, but then again maybe that's what you want.

>tfw I'm also a khv who never leaves the house due to social awkwardness
>male instead of female so can't get instant orbiters

;-;

>>24407639
Look, little one, almost everyone here is at least fantasizing about fucking you, getting nudes, or getting some dirty talk. Maybe not straight away, because they are playing a clever game. But if you think these people don't have some sort of agenda, think again.

I'm just being honest.

Hey OP I'll bully you
Skype is pimpngreenhat

I guess the real follow up question is, why are you a kissless, hugless, hand-holdless virgin? Overweight? Physically deformed? Medical/mental condition? Raised extremely religious? Or just extreme autism?

Dunno how old you are, or if you're even real, but it's tough for an otherwise decent girl to go through life and not get any attention.

plea se add my skype im lonely and desperate and clingy, ill be your husbando for laifu

Post in a skype thread like any other girl.

>>24407638
no im sorry i end up losing the the accounts
>>24407661
i just cry and sleep. i'm not in school and i'm 18
>>24407642
;_;7 im sorry but noooo
>>24407653
i just want a boyfriend who will love me and i will love him

I'd only add you if you wanted to see a fat guy jerk off.

Post pics

>>24407677
Skype is Rance100
add me if you want

>>24407677
Yeah, I think I get where you're coming from, then. I'm in the same boat, ish, no thanks to my ex.

My skype is up here. >>24407585 Add if you want, or not. I'm willing to talk, at the least, if that might be of use.

>>24407675
ew no theyre all normies
>>24407681
no thanks, but thanks for the offer
>>24407682
>>24407662
i dont wanna post pics bc i am so like afraiad of someone i know finding them or something idk ill send you a pic tho if u ask and we talk
>>24407668
i know but at least i can be lied to
>>24407673
not really overweight, not physically deformed, very very mentally ill though, and i have extreme autism.
>>24407674
ok post it

>>24407677
Depression is unattractive. You're too young anyway. Good luck in your search for a husbando.

>>24407703
i already posted it!!
skype: sigotfigot

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>>24407703
Welp, still waiting on a contact request then.

>>24407715
Same

>>24407703
Alright. Well just be careful, honey. There may be some legitimate fellas here, but most are going to want something in return for their time.

Stay safe.

>>24407703
There are ways to hide your identity you know.
Don't take a pic in your room, maybe outside, Avoid full face, fill in eyes with a censor, etc
He'll, just blur the whole picture, you'd still give a lot of info just on silhouette alone

Your adversion to this leads me to believe you are hiding something

>>24407699
>>24407703

Oh, lovely. My ID changed.

Either way, my skype is there. Add if you want, and I'll talk animu with you.

>>24407703
Im not going to promose you love or that Ill be a boyfriend, that stuff happens on its own. You cant plan for it. But Ill be someone to talk to. Assuming youre not a b8 troll you sound like you could use a friend.
darkadminrashos is my skype. Weird name, I know. Was supposed to be an alt account that became my main. Long story. Anyway, add me if you want to talk. Take care of yourself anon.

>>24407398
>2d bf
Post pic and tell us about him and what you like? Maybe it'll help you find someone similar.
>>24407505
Not OP but I lurk a lot and come across your posts occasionally. Would it be cool if I randomly hit you up sometime? Not now, but later?

>>24407744
Chasing after a fictional character is just begging for disaster

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How have you managed to keep a thread running by offering literally nothing (even personality) besides the fact that youre female? Im not gonna tell you tits or gtfo, but no wonder youre here. Youre not putting any part of yourself out for others to want.
Pic related: As exciting as your thread

>>24407761
If one of my songs ever gets to NTWACM, I will commit suicide

Aside from that, 14 FUCKING DOLLARS?!

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>>24407761
Haters get out
>>24407744
my latest boyfriend <3_<3 pic related
>>24407726
its not that easy just post ur name ill add u and send one
>>24407715
>>24407720
sorry its overwhelming to talk to alot of peopela t once ;-;
>>24407722
thanks papi

I am autism and so can you! I can't believe I'm responding oh christ.
skype is mr.bubbles6838

>>24407775
Please be cute Latina with Daddy issues.

>>24407775
Where are you from OP?

>>24407797
im white
>>24407803
EST time zone

>>24407775
I'm not here to hit on you. I'm here to give you my advice. I'm also an autist, so I know exactly what you feel like.

If you're not desperate enough to post an anonymous image that has no way of determining your identity, then you're not truly desperate.
Either build up the courage to put yourself out there or continue your subversive behavior, it doesn't affect me in any way.
You wanted a bully, and no one here is willing to call out your BS because they're trying to connect with you.
Frankly, I don't even know if you are real. For all you know, I'm a woman too. I know the truth but without evidence nobody would truly know. You will never succeed unless you push past your comfort zone.

>>24407823
its a bit safer to just send someone an image within the chat client itself, and images are embarrassing as is.

>>24407820
FFS YOU WON'T EVEN SAY WHAT STATE YOU'RE IN, DO YOU SEE MY POINT?

How in the fuck would listing the state you live in give your identity?

I live in Wanaque, Passaic County, New Jersey, zip 07465

Who am I?

>>24407846
go to bed Jeremy

>>24407843
Yeah, this is true. I'm more reluctant to post where anyone can see me, but IMs are perfectly fine.

Lets me know who should have seen it, and know who to cut off if it leaks.

>>24407846
Jimmy, you big ol' faggot. Beers next friday?

>>24407843
It's also safer to never set foot outside

>>24407820
It's alright I'm not even a weeb or a bully or cute. But I would love a NEET autistic gf and would try to bully you if you'd be all clingy and sweet to me you wouldn't have to get lewd.

Fuck it I'll post my Skype since I'm in the same situation and a guy drmcninja202

>>24407852
>let's me know who has seen it

Dude

C'mon

You can't be serious

>>24407855
man its 4chan, home of the neets and shutins and introverts

what sort of answer are you expecting here
if you want to see a picture of her so bad just ask her to add you on skype and ask for a picture

Alright this shouldn't be too hard:
has anyone in here added her and confirmed any kind of reality? if so, I'll be happy to post my skype and just roll those dice. I could use a friend and honestly people like this are usually the kind I make good friendships with. and if 'bullying' means something along the lines of dominating and prodding over skype, I've done that before (in a loving, nurturing way) and it was rell-received.

>>24407344
r u toon town girl

>>24407703
>>24407775
Anyway, what I was saying. I offer conversation and willingness to give you a chance, even though I've had some bad shit come from an autistic chick before.

Do as you will, though.
>>24407863

You read what you wanted to read, not what was there, Jermal.

Who SHOULD have seen it, not who has.

>>24407868
I don't expect anything. S(he) wanted advice, I'm giving it to her. I'm not even interested. While everyone is trying to get their dicks wet I'm trying to help her find the root of her problem and deal with it

>>24407902
I just want a cute online gf to love on.

>>24407892
No, your assuming that you can control how data is spread by individuals
If you send me an anonymous picture, how can you guarantee I won't spread it myself? You don't know my name, you can't do shit to stop it if I wanted to spam it.

>>24407902
>While everyone is trying to get their dicks wet I'm trying to help her find the root of her problem
You basically described my intentions, but it's best not to be super upfront with that. It can be even more of a turnoff than sexual aggression. Few people like to be treated like patients.

>>24407916
Correct.

Which is why you're a fucking moron, since I'm saying individuals get different pictures, and I know who should have had what. If someone's posting something, I'll know who it is, 'cause they're the only ones with it.

>OP ghosted me
Well

>>24407945
any communication at all?

>>24407950
brb and then stopped ;_;
I'm extremely paranoid though maybe she is brb and will read this and feel bad

>>24407920
Sometimes it's better to be a bastard. Sometimes it's not. Sometimes a person needs to be told everything is OK, sometimes the best thing is a punch in the face to bring them back to reality.

>>24407945
She'd probably ghost me too at least you tried.

>>24407960
Lol omg dude how long was she gone? Fuck this thread makes me want to drink bleach

>>24407965
45 minutes now
very polite

>>24407960
people do brb sometimes. keep in mind how many people are inundating her at once.

I guess I'll throw my hat in then too. skype is kairu_hakubi
i'd be happy to talk about anything you want, that's at least something 2d boyfriends can't. No embarrassment, no filter, pure honesty and heart. and i've never held hands either.
>>24407962
there's always a happy medium. i try to express the good with the bad if those two are currently both accurate. it's part of honesty. if someone only gives you those extremes they're probably bullshitting you

>>24407981
>i've never held hands either.
>a good thing

>>24407979
Seriously, it's bad looks if you're worries about her taking too long. Maybe she got distracted or she's not interested. Life goes on

>>24407983
it's a terrible thing. I wasn't implying otherwise. just something we have in common, so we can commiserate.

>>24407988
I wanted to talk about mental conditions, shoot me

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>>24407353
cute

post pic? Maybe you're Tomoko cosplay worthy.

>>24407353
You sound like my kind of girl. Meet up with me and we can hate real people together. You can even be the first to witness my wizard powers in action when I get them in a few years.

>>24407353
I'd gf you, but I'm in pst. Sorry OP. You can always fly out here and live in my shitty studio apartment.

>>24407981
fuck, should probably link to >>24407344 in case she's busy and only checking that

>>24407775
Hi my Skype is frost pasta

>>24407495
>dislikes anyone using smileyfaces
>TYPES IN TUMBLR ALL CAPS

>>24408139
She also used a smiley of her own earlier. but it had a ^ nose
I think the idea is she doesn't like the noseless ones. a strange preference, but we are talking to someone claiming to be autistic, so...

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>>24407344
Fuck it, my skype is Luigi

>>24407820
I live on the east coast maybe we can talk
Skype: Gumbased

>>24407344
Skype???

I suppose it is telling that nobody here has posted her skype after having been added as a contact. Shows we're not just a bunch of pusshungry dickwolves

The thirst is real up in here BAHAHA

>>24407344
# and a pic and I'll consider

>>24408277
there's no doubt her vagoo is keeping us still talking after all this time
but I'm slightly more interested in her weirdness. I've made great friendships with girls like this in the past, and by the time they were done with me they were ready to have real normal relationships

>>24408277
Eh. Personally, I like dealing with self-proclaimed autists. They tend to be at the least interesting to deal with, and they need someone who they feel can't get offended to talk to.

Win-win.

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>>24407344
>wants a BF
>won't even narrow her location down to an entire state

You deserve to die alone, desu.

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Please add me at skippymisfits24, I'll bully the shit out of you and send dank weeby memes.

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Christ everybody what are the off chances that's she actually will do anything for you guys like tf?

Guess it'd be interesting to chat with someone like you, assuming you're still around.
Skype's nightwolf21k

post your steam bby I'll show you autism

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jokerzoker
Ill bully berate and belittle you
I dont even care what your weeaboo 2d kids think. You're prolly a filthy gaijn. Fucking foreigners. Add me up im dowb to kick someonw while they're down

>>24407797
Kik

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>>24407524
Suit yourself

>>24407744
>Would it be cool if I randomly hit you up sometime?
Feel free. Keep in mind that I'm generally very busy, but feel free.

Shouldn't you at least post your skype id?
Also, the last time I dated an awkward weeb I ended up breaking her hymen and the blood really grossed me out

Make no mistake. If you posted your Skype in this thread, you truly are worthless human garbage.

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OP never betray your simulated husbando. Fuck 3dpds.

I'd never betray my imaginary waifu. She isnt as creative as some of the other girls but she cares about me more than anyone else.

The thirst for a easy target is real...

>>24407344
Illogicalsandwich. Add me when you can

Omegmewnya old af Skype

>>24409160
So you want an easy target too?

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This applies to men as well.

>>24407820
do ya look like Tomoko at all?

Skype is Welp

>>24409167
No just watching lol

>>24407344
why don't you post a picture of your ugly face, whore. you think someone's gonna be your boyfriend without even knowing what you look like?

>>24409301
no
>>24408740
ill never leave him don't worry
>>24408646
yikes bye
>>24408401
I think anyone on soc deserves that

sorry if I ghosted anyone last night I had a panic attack and fell asleep ill add you guys on Skype later ok

>>24409519
If you're still looking for people to talk to, add me as well: qirate

>>24409519
liquidkid1990 Is my skype

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>>24409519
I'll probably pass on dropping my Skype name but I do wish to ask this

How does the idea of a boring emotionless stone weeb of a man for a bf sound?

I can't sell myself in a positive way so that's the best I got. I can barely even say im interested in men or women at this point.

>>24409519
you into drawing?

Why chase after one piece of meat when there is a crowd of dogs chasing after it just to get a bite? Its not worth it DESU senpai

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>no personality
>socially retarded
>picky but wants attention
You are something.

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>>24407677
Skype is bladethehedgefoxie; I'm a super desperate weeb looking for gf who will love you endlessly

>>24409519
Again, skype is thepsionemperor. Give me a message, if you want. Or not.

>>24407344
I thought I already was your boyfriend.

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>>24409519

H-Hi, I know that you've received a lot of responses in this thread, but if you are still adding people, then I would like to talk to you, as well; I'd love to be somebody's weeby boyfriend, since I miss that sort of relationship, we could be cute with each other and watch anime together, or maybe even a Halloween-related movie (a horror movie or something like Halloweentown, whichever you'd prefer)-- well, if you're interested, then you are welcome to add me on Skype: walpurgisknight

>>24407775
Hey OP I'm looking for an ldr nsa if you're interested Ill be traveling around the us for work so I can't really hold an irl relationship but the road gets quite lonely and I could use some weeb garbage to keep me company I'm a cuddly sadist by nature so I'm down for bullying and more just don't expect for anything serious cause we'll probably never meet
And don't latch on to hard because I know absolutely nothing about you from this thread and may drop you at any moment I'll also expect you to be lewd because I get bored easily and am very lewd myself
Kik is mehshin I am pic related I don't have a Skype and don't plan on making one

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>>24410121
Whoops forgot pic

>>24410121
>>24410125
>I am become meme, shitposter of threads
Oh look, it's Brandon2.0 sociopath edition

>>24410131
Do you monitor every thread to talk shit gg anon you sad waste of space

>>24410141
I don't need to monitor every thread m8, you're fucking everywhere

>>24410146
Literally the only thread I'm in is this one reee harder welfare slüt
Go get your mom to heat up your tendies Lord knows you get grumpy if you don't have your tendies

>>24410125
>>24410131
>>24410141
>>24410146
>>24410153
>itt:betacucks

>>24410158
Did you just call yourself a beta cuck
Anywho I'm done responding to neet sadboys because Lord knows this could go on for as long as I reply
The things an anon will do for my (you)

I'm a systems analyst and I also have autism.

What's your diagnosis? I worked for several years as a 1:1 aid to learn more about myself. I think I can help you.

I wasn't initially high functioning, but my autistic super powers are so strong that I've memorized nearly every possible social situation and the proper response to it. NTs just think I'm an eccentric jerk who says a lot of funny shit.

I still struggle when people use a colloquialism I haven't heard before.

>>24409519
My Skype is [email protected]

>>24410121
>>24410125
sorry but without a skype im not interested at all and you are the complete opposite of what im looking for
>>24409702
thank you
>>24410379
i dont want help i just want a bf

Fuck it i don't have anything better to do lol
22, also from east coast, weeb, not an autist though if you're looking for someone similar.

rickdaman69 be my skype

>>24410831
You remind me of someone I used to be in a relationship with and you seem move to talk to.
My skype Is : [email protected]
My discord is :
BIG MOE#2843

I'll be your fucking boyfriend...
Add me [email protected]

>>24410831
add me on discord you weeb dweeb. im not going to give you tons of attention if youre just attention whoring either so you can fuck right off if youre just being a dipshit

>muteogen

>>24408553
Are you a cute Latina with Daddy issues? Because I am ml9k1TQq also can I leave a throwaway email and let you have kik from there?

>>24410831
I would offer you my throwaway email and then Skype but I'm not sure I'm what you are looking for because I am not a weeb.

>>24407344

Fuck huge deep south Georgia boy here.

I'll make you squeal like a pig in heat if that's what you want.

Op is a passable tranny.
Shes into humiliation and being ignored.
Shes just looking for people who will make her feel bad.

>>24411130
hell yes
>>24411198
i'm not a passable tranny and i hate people who are trans

>>24411205

Check, how you want to meet?

>>24411209
whats ur skype

>>24411214

Hold up.

I can't remember having to load it up. Haven't used Skype in ages.

>>24411205
> not passable
>hate trans
That sound like all the trans I know.

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>>24411205
So youre a female forever alone and anti lgbt.
WITH YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN WHITEKNIGHT BAIT

The longer the thread goes without pics, the more likely it is to be a man.

>>24411078
>>24408553
>>24411205
Email me here and if you are interested I'll send skype or kik

[email protected]

>tfw dropped after only a day

w-well i hope you find what you're looking for op

>>24407344
id actually be glad to at this point.
hmu on kik. xx_crimson_eyes_xx

>>24411232
jesus christ post your skype and ill send you a damn picture
>>24411224
i'm all for lgb but not t. i mean i support trans people but not "trans" people aka what all these fucktards on this board are fucking transtrenders reeee
>>24411217
ok
>>24411237
sorry this is hard
>>24411219
ok keep telling urself that
>>24411239
i dont have kik

>>24411240
I don't have skype. I'm shy. Don't bully me.

>>24411240
well we cant all win

maybe ill make my own thread
except im not a qt weeb girl so rip

add me aloadofbook12

>>24411240

Hmmmm, now I am torn.

I got all my stuff again, but I am hesitant to send out anything that might possibly be connected to me in any way shape or form over 4chan.

>>24411240
Are you going to email me? I'm not a Normie all I want is to be a loving bf to a cute nerdy gf. I can bully you. I have Skype, it's attached to a different email though.

>>24411239
>>24411240
well, you could also just skype me.
xxxshadexxx0

>>24411240
You can dress it all up, you can try to pretend
But you can't change anything
You can't change anything
In the end
Remember where you came from, remember what you are

>>24411240
Since you're adding, again, my offer of talking and shit is good.

On mobile, but >>24410020 is me.

>>24411232
The sad part is that OP is 100% female, but defo a hambeast. "Girl" annons (see:faggots) usually get bored by now. 100% xx chomosomes. 200% cow

>>24411451
i dont care one way or the other.

>>24411451
technically i'm not defo anything. i mean, i can say i'm a girl but that doesnt prove it- i can say i'm skinny or i can say i'm fat but that won't prove it.
i lowkey wish i was super fat, at least then maybe i could get a boyfriend bc guys are into that

>>24411480
theres the problem!
you're insane

>>24411490
hey a little chub is cute
can confirm
am male

>>24411490
i thought we covered that already

>>24411480
I'm into girls who email me so I can Skype them and become their long distance e-husbando

Is this thread still a thing? Goodness.

>>24411480
Princess, surely one of these fellas has caught your eye by now. There are dozens. Each day many of these poor souls are dreaming that you could miraculously be 'the one'. Please decide and let the rest off the hook.

>>24411511
Email me so I can love you you crazy weeb.

>>24411520
Why would she?
She can have as many orbiters as she want.

Fuck off Gab BP

Skype is weaponizedvirus
Florida fag here, 18, president of the video game club since sophomore year. Currently a senior.

>>24411240
>>24408433 is me if you're still adding.

>>24411511
you have to first realize that with that attitude you wont ever find the boyfriend you want
work on urself and start doing normie stuff

If anything, this thread has been a sobering experience for OP.

>>24410125
You're pretty damn nice looking.Why are you here?

>>24411511
Not keen on being spammed by retards on /soc/ but hit me with one of them fake temporary emails and I'll email you my skype name.

>>24411511
>>24412142
Or e-mail me your Skype up to you.

[email protected]

>>24407877
>toontown
fuck that game was good

>>24412142
[email protected]

>>24407344
this bait is bad, try harder

>>24412256
Shit i replied to the wrong post, message me
>>24411511

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this is my shit
please let me be your boyfriend

Shrug, this sounds interesting at least.

Op if you're still there my skype is Cellform. You'll know I'm from 4chan by the picture.

18/m

Also EST, more specifically Massachussetts.

what kind of guys do you like

I'm not leaving my skype uness you're into the idea of me at all, and considering my competition I doubt it. I'm a sperg. I'm not afraid to speak my mind, in fact I prefer to be blunt and honest. My BMI sits around 18, I'm 5'7 120 LBS. White. Dirty Blonde hair, however I'm not sure what to do with it. Greyish-Hazel eyes which seem to kind of change color with what I wear. Hobbies include shitposting, vidya, and studying a few topics of interest (History, science, technology). I've been told by some people I give off nerd vibes, others say I give off school shooter vibes. I'm a lonely KV and my only edating """experience""" hurt me and made me slightly bitter towards the idea of having someone. I became overattached and clingy last time, which ended up hurting me more in the end.

If that sounds like a guy you could love then respond, otherwise good luck I guess.

>>24407475
you're into that Horimiya shit huh?

>>24413636
B.Lane96 is skype
if you ever recheck this thread

>>24411511
Teach me about the weird weaboo shit you are into and let me romanticize your mental illness or at least put up with it. I'll be a good boyfriend. Just tell me what you want and I'll be that for you.

I wish I could get replies this easily.

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So OP will we see a pic of you anytime soon?

Alternatively; what kind of shit are you into?

Favorite game
Favorite anime
Favorite VN

Hey OP, if you want to chat with someone who won't make fun of you my skype is vinceofva

>>24411511
>>24411511
Add me, raygilmour1 I sadly have experience into ldr

>>24411511
Here
Skype: thealpacaguy
honestly I'm open to talk with anyone in the thread but I'm able to talk almost everyday, OP

>>24407344
Depends if you are Tomoko or not

Skype: quantumfisting
EST, will probably give you more negative attention than you want

>>24407703
My Skype is
[email protected]

Really been wanting someone new to talk to, so please at least give me a shot at being your friend. I do everything in my power to make sure the ones I care about are happy.

>>24407454
erniekemp1

>>24414043
If you want to chat with someone who will make fun of you, mine is moeroeru

eh fuck it, skype is smegkopf

>>24411240
A handsome man's discord is IweldStuff#3037, because why not?

>>24407585
I sent you a request but I'm not OP. :^)

Add me on skype if you'd like to talk: Gonzalamm

I'm a weeb who just likes to play vidja games and read books. Though i keep in fairly decent shape so i don't look like complete introverted garbage. Feel free to hit me up though :D

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>>24411511
>>24411480
>>24411240

You're fucking weird. Let's watch animu together.

Skype is txihedgehog37

>>24411511
Superanon23

>>24407344
>will anyone be my fucking boyfriend
>i'm tired of dating simulators
Im down
Whats your kik.
I honestly have not preference, just someone i can cuddle with and watch anime desu. All i want in a relationship desu

>>24407344
SURE! Gimme the suckie nummies tho

PA anon here. You sound cute. I don't wanna give out my Skype though.

>>24411511
I gave you my email. Email me and I'll send you my Skype and I will be your boyfriend. I'll enable you to be my useless NEET princess or bully you into being a productive Normie whatever you want.

Has she added anyone yet?

>>24417576
>Has she added anyone yet?
>Has she
>she

hahahhah you guys

I love horny weeb girls. More of you should go to conventions to counter-balance the people who go to seek validation through their sewing skills.

>>24412154
Umm I'm not autistic but i'm down to bully the shit out of you while you schlick in the corner and crawl back to me anyway since that's the type if person you are
ecstasyxm

EST?

I'm in EST zone in Canada.

Skype is nyxengel

Just post your Skype already OP. Don't be a fag.

>>24409519

>sorry if I ghosted anyone last night I had a panic attack and fell asleep ill add you guys on Skype later ok

My last gf was like you. She was a selfish cunt who did nothing but moap and only redeeming quality was her fucking flawless 21/10 body

Broke up with her because her personality changed on a whim due to her depression.

You seem worse than her, so in my honest opinion. Fuck the fucking fuck off, you fucking fuck.

>>24409519
I'm not really interested in a relationship, but if you just want someone to chill and chat about weeb shit with, I'd be up for that. If you are, all post my skype.

how fat is op? not reading the thread lol

>>244074>>24407344
75
I got you girl. My skype is mrlafittey. I'd love to talk and get to know you a bit so I can tease you.

I'll be happy to send you pics on skype. You won't be disappointed.

24/M. 6'1", 189 lbs, skater body. =D

>>24407344
>70 or so dude's skypes in the comments

did you finally get the attention daddy never gave you?

>>24419216
Like 200 pounds, 60 pounds overweight at least.

Such a pathetic little bitch. Is that the attention you desperately crave? Why should I give my time to you when I'm worth so much more?

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This is OP.

>>24407475
Curse013

>>24419401
>>24419584
That does not look like 200 pounds.

>>24419584
I'd yiff it.

>>24407344
skype: anotherclass3

: ^ (
msg me op op

>>24407483
Underrated post

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>>24407344
Id talk with you <3

Skype: stevieholds

>>24407344
Hey op, im not a male but ill be your friend :^) maybe more if you are into that gay shit nigga
my skype is anotherclass3
skype me or ill hang myself

>>24419584
She's cute but possibly jail bate...meh what do I care I'm probably too Normie for her anyway.

Op if you are still here...

We could have had a beautiful relationship and I would have eventually fully supported your weeby NEET ass or encouraged you to be better.

not even op probably>>24419584
>>24419584
>>24419584
>>24419584
>>24419584
>>24419584

Oi, I'll chat. I'm up to talk about weeb shit.

skype: vinroy1000 (Has a picture of a stock photo of some white guy on it)

>>24419814
Do you need a friend too?
I know 4chan sometimes encourages it, but that's not the right answer.

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Lads... it's been over 48 hours. I think that maybe it's time we packed up these tents and went on home. She's either found her prince charming or retreated under her planetary barrier shields to weather this bombardment. Better luck next time.


>>24419584
Oh, and that pic looks more than a little bit like Anzu. So... yeah.

>>24419814
I didn't see this earlier and the other Anon is right don't kill yourself ( in case you were serious) and if you want to be friends we can talk. I used to do grief counseling if you need to talk.

Caela?

>>24407344
I'm in Florida happily talk on kik Adam0samuri

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Skype: kurdtmorrison

I'll only be your boyfriend if you share interests with me

how the fuck did you idiots let this thread go on for so long.

>>24420699
I really really want a mentally unstable girlfriend. Not even because I'm manipulative, although I can bully a dom if she wanted. But because a girl like that would love me and appreciate me and she wouldn't leave me.

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>>24411511
>theres the problem!
>you're insane
theres a difference between being insane and being a "weird for attention" jerk. ITT thirsty no standards

>>24407360
Same boat.

>>24410831
Discord: Yuka Matroy#3889
you sound pretty chill. That's all I'm gonna say.

>>24421544
Do you even know what words mean.

>>24419775
In what sense? I am actually a scryer; I do this all the time.

>>24421932
In what sense is it an underrated post?
In the sense that it was the only post that actually offered what op asked for
Also op didnt take up the offer which is fucking lame

>>24410165
Yeah this is a garbage thread. Glad op realizes what a gigantic faggot they are

>>24407344
TITS OR GTFO (Also post face you cunt)

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>>24408740
Ayy, up top bro

>>24421945
-shrug-

No skin off my back, I have people with much more important concerns, like saving their marriages or the result of potentially dangerous occult works.

>>24407344
op is dead

>>24420073

>>24420008
OP NEVER MESSAGED ME, IM GONNA SHOOT MYSELF I SWEAR TO FUCK