Assumptions thread!
>Make sure to contribute and not just post your picture.
Assume away
Will make assumptions in the morning when I am more awake.
>>24401068
extremely confrontational in all aspects of life
>>24401068
not very bright
>>24401073
spends more time than most stalking crushes on fb
>>24401075
has masturbated with a hairbrush handle
>>24401084
not as artistically talented as he thinks
>>24401100
LIES.
I only stalk ex's and some friends.
assume about this guy too
>>24401108
bites his fingernails, occasionally swallows
>>24401108
yes, bites fingernails
and swallows what? lol
>>24401075
Insecure about weight
>>24401108
Hardcore Weeaboo
>>24401168
Spends way too much time grooming facial hair
>>24401188
No, hes a softcore weeaboo
He claims he isn't one at all
Sad and alone
>>24401247
Looks like you need to make some banana bread !
Then you'll be happy!
>>24401073
Is concerned about safety
>>24401075
Likes white interior
>>24401084
Works at Goodwill, or is a frequent shopper.
>>24401108
GT was ToXicxTwinkie in high school
>>24401168
Sub-teacher.?
>>24401188
Just moved out
>>24401247
Actual teacher.
Mostly objective
$adboy
>>24401073
Respects law and order.
>>24401075
Doesn't like small crowds, prefers to be amongst larger groups.
>>24401084
Likes art and politics.
>>24401188
Has a big family.
>>24401344
Plays a lot of video games.
>>24401068
You like taveling to thailand
>>24401344
Watches anime
>>24401247
Engineer
>>24401188
Gymrat
>>24401344
>>24401424
>>24401452
Haha both
>>24401344
filthy kalak
>>24401567
Small town boygroup
>>24401452
Reads poetry
>>24401344
Urbexer and graffiti artist
>>24401851
Forgot pic
>>24401068
Swimmer/surfer, could model if he wanted
>>24401073
big fan of Steven Universe and Cartoon Network
>>24401075
Loves to drink and smoke
>>24401084
Math/computer science major
>>24401108
Plays touhou games
>>24401168
watch ATHF as a kid
>>24401188
College student, likes expensive liquor and tobacco
>>24401247
Ate ramen for dinner last night, wishes he wasn't a ginger
>>24401344
Listened to really heavy screamo/grindcore as a kid but grew out of it, likes dance music now
>>24401452
Thinks she's not cute but she is cute
>>24401567
LTR: Champion shotgunner, owns a rolex, voting for trump
>>24401853
is a FUCKIN DICKHED nah just kidding, a great guyu
>>24401984
forgot my pic again
>>24401073
>>24401075
>>24401452
You have a roasty vagina, you've had it since you were a child and always assumed that you were born with a roasty despite the fact that the truth is you were actually sexually abused as a baby for so long that your vagina became the nasty, roasty mess that you currently posses. It's quite sad really.
>>24402008
Elliot I love you, lets go rid the world of more Stacy's
>>24401068
You piss on what you want to be yours
>>24401073
Your mom is your best friend
>>24401075
You will not awake. You really should make assumption now
>>24401084
You deeply stare at your poop while it's being flushed away
>>24401108
no
>>24401168
fuck you
>>24401188
You have a Nickelback wallpaper on your pc
>>24401247
Used to fight crime at night
>>24401344
You're stuck in 2006 and you're trying to contact the future for help. Now clean your wall.
>>24401452
You killed all of your pets
>>24401853
The absolute good lad
>>24401989
people say you look like Maisie Williams.
Also your parents are not divorced
>>24401567
(Left) Owns work boots that are never used for work
(Middle) Owns a sweater that he ties around his waist but never wears
(Right) Loves a girl that will never feel the same way
>>24401452
Masturbates to her own fan fiction stories
>>24401075
Way too normal to be here
>>24402008
Are you a supreme gentleman dude?
>>24402068
Canadian or north USA. Likes lonboarding and hot chocolate
>>24402068
You enjoy DIY and ice hockey.
>>24401068
Listens to dadrock
>>24401073
Works as a dental assistant
>>24401075
Is very organized and sometimes gets made fun of for it
>>24401084
Was bullied in high school but then got the last laugh on everyone else by working hard on improving himself
>>24401108
Prays for the sweet embrace of death
>>24401168
Worries about whether or not his appearance sometimes intimidates strangers
>>24401188
Funniest nigga in the midwest
>>24401247
Is secretly a huge tabletop gaming nerd
>>24401344
Refuses to date a latina
>>24401452
Passionate about mathematics
>>24401567
Mormons
>>24401853
Nicest guy you'll ever meet
>>24401989
Never backs down from a fight
>>24402008
Supreme gentleman
>>24402068
Has sick ass taste in music
>>24401068
Likes meeting up with other hung dudes to swap brojobs
>>24401073
Has very low self esteem and is either really super sweet or really super crazy; there is no middle ground
>>24401075
My future wife and mother of our many children. Also loves giving blowjobs
>>24401084
"I'm super cereal, you guyths"
>>24401108
Smart, but not nearly as smart as he thinks he is. Is probably into some cool obscure music
>>24401168
You love drinking expensive beer and blowing straight guys
>>24401188
You're hilarious and fun to hang out with
>>24401247
You look like a young and less gingery Danny Elfman but don't use that to your advantage to pick up goth and hipster girls
>>24401344
"Duuuude I'm sooooo baked right now bruh hahahah"
>>24401452
Not sure if penis or vagina
>>24401989
"Hahahah bruh now right baked sooooo I'm duuuude"
>>24402068
You're clearly on drugs and probably listen to decent music
>>24402338
You scare me. I've seen sociopaths before and you've got that look in your eyes. You probably hurt small animals
>>24402399
doesn't get much sleep, reads anarchist stuff
>>24402339
mixed nationality
hiya
>>24401247
uses sriracha as lube when you fap
>>24401344
smoked weed in middle school
>>24401452
gets hit on by lesbians a lot
>>24401853
has a bloody pig carcass in his freezer
>>24401989
listens to shitty techno
>>24402008
Parents beat you as a child
>>24402068
Aspiring music producer
>>24402338
Parents went to Yale
>>24402339
Drug dealer
>>24402399
Probably shit your pants in class once
wake up
postin from phone, assumes soon