>women no longer want to get married >women no longer want

take this to /r9k/ please

>>24395741
no im being social

Keegan?

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I think your problem might just be that you're an asshole. I've shared this weirdly specific dream with a lot of qts. The problem is never a lady's love for hypothetical goatherding, but lifestyle logistics and being shit at emotional intimacy.

can you tell me about the taste of goat milk

>>24395758
fran?
>>24395767
I don't think I'm an asshole or bad at emotional intimacy. Logistics are tough though.
>>24395785
Depends how it's processed and pasteurized, but goat milk is usually a little bit sweeter than cow milk.

>>24395737
You're not looking at religious, conservative, rural areas / women are you? There are women who just want raise good Christian children out on a farm. But appearance is subjective and you need to get at them super young. Have you tried farmer's only or Christian mingle I have tried neither but that's where I'd start if I didn't live in an area with a super conservative / traditional Christian Church.

>>24395800
is it supposed to taste like goat cheese because mine tastes like fucking cheese

>>24395806
Where are you getting it? And what kind of goat cheese does it taste like, Wal-Mart shit?

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>women no longer want to get married
i wanna get married to my gf (am a lesbian)
>women no longer want children
i want to raise a family so badly
>women hate farm life
we live on a farm right fucking now, and have for the last year; it's very peaceful
>ywn start a goat farm with a hardworking QT and spend your days raising your 6 children and selling your artisanal goat cheese at market
that sounds like heaven honestly. other girls need to get their priorities in order

>>24395800
Well, you never know your own foibles. Do you come on real hard about cheese on the first date? Do you have beady goat eyes? Do you have a tendency to blame dating problems on "women these days" instead of to get a read on their' needs?

>>24395804
Mmhm. Goat girls are gonna be Christian or hippies. And sometimes the rare and delightful mori lolita pagan bone collector type.

>>24395840
i love goats, and i'm not a christian or a hippy lmao i can't fucking stand religion or hippies.

>mori lolita pagan bone collector type.
this sounds more like me

>>24395840
I don't talk about goat cheese except on the internet. Also goats don't have beady eyes.

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Have some goats.

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>>24395849
Come on man. I love the animals, but...

>>24395844
It's a real third category, I tell ya

>>24395874
I wouldn't call those beady desu

>>24395737
There are women out there who want that kind of life. The problem is that you added qt in there and most of those are going to be snatched up fast.

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>>24395876

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>>24395809
a local farm, and it tastes like goat cheese from the same farm.

>>24395840
>mori lolita pagan bone collector type.
why u putting mori and lolita together, those are two distinct styles

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>>24395940
You caught me, I'm not /cgl/. I just like cute femme shit

>>24395999
this image appeals to me.

>>24395940
If it just has a similar taste purely taste-wise and not texture-wise, it's fine. If it's from a local farm it's going to be a much more raw milk than what you might find in stores, meaning a more goaty flavor.

>>24396002
The real goat waifu

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>>24396016

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>>24396014
got it. it's definitely creamy like milk, but tastes very pungent, so i thought it might be bad or something. it's a little weird to drink since it tastes so much like goat cheese. not sure what i should do with it. cook with it? we only got a quart.

>>24395999
you're excused! lolita for reference.

>>24395737
this is essentially my dream, but nobody loves me and i'm too poor

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>>24395757
>Fuck this gay earth

>im being social

>>24396033
As soon as it starts getting thicker than milk, throw it out.

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>>24396033
Goat/10

>>24396097
>lolita and mr. mega goat
i smell a new anime.

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>>24396097
girl is pretty ita (wtf is that dress) but okay this is cute.

>>24396053
thanks for the advice!

I want to live in a Hobbit Home / Wizard Tower combination home, and raise silk worms. Host parties where we do archery and axe throwing. Sell my crafts on Etsy and Renaissance Festivals and the like.