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>>24391498
whoah you look a hell of a lot like a girl i used to date.

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>>24391498
you have poor eye sight

>>24391498
Dqc

>>24391500
Cool chimp

>>24391533
Wears hats indoors

>>24391537
Makes cool threads about roastin piggies

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>>24391537
don't work out very often
>>24391533
have knife or lighter collection
>>24391498
comes from a religious family

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>>24391533
Can't be bought.
>>24391570
Loves shopping for clothes, has a good confidence, and likes to run.

>>24391570
Fuck this thread I'm just letting you know that you have the nicest body I've ever seen.

>>24391570
you've got a huge sweet tooth and enjoy baking
>>24391570
you're way too into health food
>>24391537
you're the fun friend in a group

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>>24391597
goddamn it forgot the pic

>>24391533
Knows how to MAGA

>>24391591
Like doing tits jobs

>>24391592
Are you basing that statement off the one photo posted?

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>>24391498
Has a lot of guy friends.
>>24391533
Wears his MAGA hat in public and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>24391559
You've spent at least 3 years in a minimum security prison.
>>24391570
Gets hit on everywhere she goes.
>>24391591
My future wife

>>24391629
Yeah my spatial reasoning is on point.
Unless those legs are a disaster it's true.

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>>24391559
is a bouncer at clubs
>>24391605
tries to socialize at partys but is really awkward
>>24391630
is playing tennis just to do "different" sports

>>24391630
Super down to earth and easy to hang out with, would go on wild adventures with~

>>24391605
Can spend all day naming bands I've never heard of.
>>24391659
Worked at Best Buy for 3 years, hated every minute of it.
>is playing tennis just to do "different" sports
Nah, the only sport I played was soccer. My dad is super into martial arts so I was always doing judo or boxing.
>>24391672
You kno it bae, we'll MAGA by getting swole af.

>>24391570
hmm a bit insecure even if a lot of people tell you that you're amazing looking

>>24391591
you dream of me at least 4 times a week

>>24391630
hahahaha, no :p
In this picture, you havent slept in at least 36 hours
>>24391659
nope, i'm not a bouncer and i don't want to be one.
>>24391659
people oftel tell you that you look like Sammy, from Scooby-doo

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>>24391785
HECK YES! leg day is Saturday!

>>24391781
Thinks he looks like one of these hot pornstars with long hair
>>24391785
>Worked at Best Buy for 3 years, hated every minute of it.
actually didnt know what Best Buy is until i googled it just now, but i probably would've hated every minute of it lol.

>>24391799
>In this picture, you havent slept in at least 36 hours
Close, very close, 24 hour coke binge.
>>24391802
What's your squats? I'm guessing 3pl8
>>24391812
>actually didnt know what Best Buy is until i googled it just now, but i probably would've hated every minute of it lol.
You would, retail is the worst.

>>24391550
>wears hats indoors
a c c u r a t e
>>24391570
i have knives scattered throughout my room in case of Chinese or Muslim invasion
>>24391591
>cant be bought
true. i would have also accepted "unstumpable" and "high energy"
>>24391614
im working for YOU now
>>24391630
true. i once rescued a man being beat with a baseball bat with my #MAGA(tm) hat on after seeing him from my limo while passing by. do you know, do you know what he said to me? he said "wow! you really are going to MAGA" and i said "yeah, im very rich, and im very successful. im a natural leader. and im a very smart, let me tell you."

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>>24391591
Not flirty, would get offended if randomly flirted with. Really nice otherwise
>>24391570
Very sweet, hit on often

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>>24391498
Probably has a nice collection of music
>>24391500
Likes flannel :p
>>24391533
Wants trump (possibly sexually?) ;p
>>24391537
Likes to grow hair
>>24391559
Likes fine women and fine wine
>>24391570
Probably has lots of skeletons in her closet
>>24391591
No, this one has more skeletons...
>>24391605
Likes cute hats
>>24391630
Hiiiiiii as a kite 80% of the time
>>24391659
Likes to pick up the ladies (literally or figuratively)
>>24391781
Likes hanging out in back alleys
>>24391910
Probably has bad eyesight

>>24392075
Yup. 20/80

>>24392075
who doesnt like fine women and fine wine ? :)

i bet you can cook pretty well

>>24392105
Aww yiss

>>24392208
Certainly not me!

Wrong. I cook decently.

>>24392075
Looks quite shy but is a very good friend
>Likes to pick up the ladies (literally or figuratively)
im actually gay lol. But im not really picking up a lot of guys either.

>>24392224
:O

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>>24392075
crude and uncultured with below average I.Q
>>24391910
masturbates multiple times, daily
>>24391630
seems like a man whos given up on life, hates most people, but overall probably a chill dude.
>>24391605
str8, but has jerked off to gay porn in the past
>>24391591
emotionally unstable, shy, perhaps a touch of aspies, but overall friendly.
>>24391498
The average American lower class pantshitter. Shops for cloths at walmart.

>>24392075
Nope haha but I do have a skeleton thingy for halloween in storage!
>>24392255
Nein, I am extremely outgoing and social, I am pretty much always happy and the only thing I have is ADD.

>>24392255
Ya got me.

>>24391659
>>24391785
pretty much dead on, I've also got the classic "wahhhh I'm an intellectual somebody look at me" ego thing going on, self hate is a blast man

>>24392255
>The average American lower class pantshitter. Shops for cloths at walmart.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAHA WHY DID U DO THIS TO ME I WAS EATING YOU FAGGOT

>>24392255
>tfw never pooed in loo

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>>24391781
plays an obscure instrument, likely a bagpipe or didgeridoo or something
>>24391500
bitter over harambe
>>24391498
pansexual
>>24391533
super edgy sense of humor and has lost friends because of it
>>24391570
on pretty bad terms with at least one member of immediate family
>>24391591
gets hit on a lot / has had a lot of bfs but still has low self esteem
>>24392255
is either the most chill dude ever or the biggest asshole, no inbetween
>>24392075
obscure taste in music

everyone else I couldn't get a read on

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>>24391591

On mobile so can only reply to one. You're my one. I assume that you're my future wife and mother of pur many children.

>>24391498
Enjoys knitting >>24391533
Enjoys being alone>>24391537
Diabetic and can't find dick>>24391559
Dresses up as batman >>24391570
Enjoys long walks>>24391591
Full of energy >>24391605
Gamer>>24391630
Enjoys swimming>>24391659
Debates if he should shave his beard a lot >>24392075
Hairy armpits

>>24393260
Not diabetic and can find my dick pretty easily.

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>>24392573
blue colllar. beer.
>>24392562
good guy, good to his mom. but no gf
>>24392255
vegetarian, not religious but interested in buddhism
>>24392075
likes her music loud
>>24391910
quirky ideas

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>>24393628
Fellow bald bro
>>24392573
You like to hunt
>>24392562
You like video games
>>24392255
Is known for his beard
>>24392075
You are smart

>>24393628
>>24393632
>bald solidarity

Cute. Do you people nod at each other in the street?

>>24393673
lol I don't pay that much attention to it

this sucks

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>>24391498
tries too hard to make friends, brown noser
>>24391533
you listen to death grips and is not easily impressed
>>24391559
lots of blow
>>24391570
you dance/motherly figure in friend group
>>24391591
ADORABLE
>>24391605
sells himself short and is conflicted about his hair
>>24391630
went for young leo hair more or less worked out. plays sports
>>24391659
really nice guy, maybe too nice.
>>24391781
kind of a weirdo
>>24392075
likes cats, metal and cute things
>>24392255
cool ass trendy dude with alot of friends. alot of white friends

>>24392075
THICC ass

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>>24391570 that south american very sexy look. argentine look its hot
>>24391591 weirdo using 4chan lol its breaks my mind girls are using this here ..

>>24394396
likes anarchist stuff
>>24394376
watches crappy movies with friends while high

My OP for reference:
>>24391533

>>24391537
has an irrational fear of running shoes and heavy metallic objects. also enjoys lubing his fat folds to imagine what a girls vagina would feel like
>>24391559
is somehow biologically related to Till Lindemann
>>24391570
has snorted coke off a guy's shaft in a club restroom stall
>>24391591
obsessively collects cat/unicorn/dolphin figurines
>>24391605
honestly believes that letting his gf peg him isnt gay
>>24391630
has done some fucked up shit for drugs
>>24391659
wanted to commit suicide after being turned down for the Shaggy role in Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashes
>>24391781
speaks Gaelic and likes to walk around his apartment naked pretending to be Beowulf
>>24391910
has eaten human flesh
>>24392075
takes YUGE dumps
>>24392255
cringes at the sight of percelain
>>24392562
consciously or subconsciously wants his gf/wife to be fucked by a pack of googles while watching stroking his 3 inch pecker lubed by his tears in the corner
>>24392573
pretends to be a trucker at truck stops to give sweaty guys head
>>24393628
very big Moby fan
>>24393632
is banging this guy's >>24392562 gf
>>24394376
has to ride the bus after totalling his last 4 cars
>>24394396
listens to Joe Rogan unironically

>>24394642
funny shit im anarchist lollers spot on

>>24394739
lol

Bump for first assume thread

Bump for original thread

Other thread was made today this thread was made yesterday mods.

>>24394686
>wanted to commit suicide after being turned down for the Shaggy role in Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashes
i laughed really hard at that. I don't even know what that even means

>>24394686
>has snorted coke off a guy's shaft in a club restroom stall
omg

>>24394686
4 inches, thank you very much

>tfw unironically called a cuck
god kill me now, it's actually the opposite lol I can handle most things in a relationship but cheating/cucking is an absolute no-go

[spoiler]also I'm fat why do you think I have a gf[/spoiler]

>>24397522
trump voter

>>24397517
>also I'm fat why do you think I have a gf
bru this is why i said cuck in the first place. im a fat piece of shit and can get girls. then again i dont look soft like the pillsbury doughboy and am a general dick

>>24397522
The gun lets you look very faggy. You hold it like a fag.

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>>24397522
Reads a lot of Russian literature
>>24394396
Owns exactly four guns
>>24394376
Plays LoL
>>24393632
Is good at impressions
>>24393628
Struggles with road rage