Plus size/Chubby/BBW/SSBBW hookup/contact thread A thread for

>ASL
25/m/Europe
>Bodytype
6'3 Ottermode
>What you're looking for
A cute thick/chubby virgin girlfriend.
>What you're NOT looking for
Anything else really.
>Favorite hobbies and interests
Reading, film, museums, politics and fitness.
>Contact info
If there is any interest.

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21/m/US
5'9 athletic
Cute thick/curvy curl. Confidence gets my cock hard even if you're pretending. Don't be shy!
Kik: y2kthrowaway
Into anything and everything!

>ASL
21/trans woman/US
>Bodytype
Tall, chubby/curvy, pale, androgynous, 9 months on hrt
>What you're looking for
People to talk to. I'm bisexual and I like other trans women, cis women, trans people, and femboys
>What you're NOT looking for
Men, people who aren't from the US or Canada
>Favorite hobbies and interests
Music, I'm a bassist and I can kinda play guitar. Cooking, literature, movies, bdsm/kink stuff
>Contact info
my kik is AlexErin9 and my discord is SidneyBuckeye#7116

>ASL
20 / M / KY
>Bodytype
6'5" chubster
>What're you looking for?
Ideally? A relationship. Realistically? Just a friend to do stuff with would be cool, even you males in here.
>What you're NOT looking for
Unfulfilling sexting, whores trying to solicit my money, and just bad people in general.
>Favorite Hobbies
I like going to museums, theaters, cinema, etc. Also enjoy listening to all different kinds of music, playing basketball although im kinda out of shape, hiking, camping, and of course since I'm on 4chan, vidya and the occasional animoos. Trying to learn Health/Fitness stuff, like workout regiments as well as nutritional plans.
>Contact Info
skype is nuzzlemybosom
kik is explosivemarzipan

Is this the point where the entire thing is pointless and women no longer post here since it's always the same dudes?

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>ASL
28/m/US
>Bodytype
Builtchub, think football/rugby
>What you're looking for
Girls that are T H I C C. Conversation, pic trade. Also trying to cut down weight, (about 15 more lbs) if you're trying to lose weight too then let's chat
>What you're NOT looking for
One word replies, girls looking for their boyfriend on a Mongolian skydiving forum. Girls younger than 22...
>Favorite hobbies and interests
I like to lift a lot. Programming. Camping and hiking. All kinds of music.
>Contact info
Kik is doctahdume

>>24390456
FUCKING REKT HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER

>>24390431
>>ASL
26/m/usa
>>Bodytype
thicc
>>What you're looking for
i like thicc, a litte on the side but dont throw the whole bucket in, pls. im still working on getting /fit/ and you should too. i dont have a flab fetish, its just where i am now but dont plan to forever
>>What you're NOT looking for
landwhales, bitchy girls, sluts, traps, druggies, bimbos
>>Favorite hobbies and interests
politics, working out, very little vidya personally but i can play it with ya if u play more frequently, i also enjoy hiking, camping and the whole outdoors bit. me man, me make fire n shit
>>Contact info
kik: muteogen
>>Pic (optional, but can help you get more replies)
pic in kik

>>24390686
first time posting here senpai. maybe this is a sign youre here too often

>>24390703
I don't come here that often and there's been less girls everytime I come.

women probably get scared off by the thirsty cucks who just spam dick pics and ask for nudes within 24 hours of knowing them

Maybe women would actually feel like posting if you treated them like human beings instead of hanging onto every word they say and replying to every one of their posts hoping she notices you

Just a thought :^)

at least someone's keeping it up. :)

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25 Female USA

>Bodytype
Average female height, obese for my hourglass to slight pear shape as I lose weight. Actively working with a personal trainer to shed pounds.

>What you're looking for
Others to support losing weight, confidence and credibility partner or team. Conversationalist with bright ideas that welcome soul searching. Rib splitting laughter. Male or female or however you identify, welcome.

>What you're NOT looking for
Sexting, potential lover, picture trading for the sole purpose of getting you off

>Favorite hobbies and interests
As if seen a lot of, I do enjoy the outdoors such as camping and walking but not alone so I'm usually at the gym for my work outs.
Reading and writing, I am in school so I have to enjoy that torture.
Swimming is a favorite of mine, tempted to join the polar bear club one day.

>Contact info
perpetuallypeterpan on KIK


>Pic
Eventually

>>24390832
Eh, even if you get to know them, they usually ghost anyway. Odds are being in the same area or state is what you need to actually look at.

late night bump

bump

fatty here, lurking for qts who want to talk about science, spoopy shit, or cats

Bumppin

If any ladies want to chat leave your kik or kik me at concealed_carry
Profile pic is me.

>>24394299
What part of science?

>>24391851
Not true

25/m/Dallas

Would love to meet a nerdy chubby/thick girl to have some fun!

kik me at SWDrop

>ASL
27/m/chicago
>Bodytype
5'8 190 chub
>What you're looking for
Anyone to chill with. potential cuddles for the coming winter
>Favorite hobbies and interests
recently got back into wow, play with me? exploring new food places
>Contact info
kik-wll1

Any girls in the Midwest?

>>24396451
not your personal army, cuck

>>24396451
Not her

Just a beta who got his feelings hurt ;_;

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>>24390431

>ASL
22/F/Mex

>Bodytype
Chubby

>what you're looking for
People to talk, cute boys/girls, friends

>What you're NOT looking for
Fags who show small dicks

>Favorite hobbies and interests
Play pokemon tcg, watch paranormal stuff and think of killing myself

>Contact info
Kik SadAsH3ll

>>24396651
Why do you want to kill yourself?

Snapchat?

>>24396651
timestamp doe?

>>24396656
I don't have snapchat only this new kik account and a Facebook account

And why I want to kill myself... That's a long history

>>24396451
Way to be a dick. Reported.

>>24396651
Cool necklace.
>>24396656
Snapchat's User Interface is garbage.

>>24396680

09/30/16 00:21:00

>>24395219
What a thought provoking response.

Women get bored and discard men. It happens outside the internet, and it most certainly happens within it. All except maybe two of the girls I've talked to from /soc/ have been vapid, boring, empty whores. They want someone who is interesting and funny, yet they themselves are always boring as fuck with no personality.

Before I started using these threads for the sole purpose of compiling a massive catalogue of amateur nudes, I thought I might find a cool femanon to talk to.

Instead, I found a legion of boring sluts who like to pretend they don't just want to look at dick and be called pretty. Give it a solid 6 hours of conversation, and all they really wanted was their ego stroked while they look at big cocks.

Hear me, o women of /soc/. You are whores, and all of your nudes are in the ether forever.

>>24396826
Oh look the prophet of crazy.
I've contacted men and women I'm straight so I've only flirted with females and only if we vibed. But most people lose interest or stop talking. You run out of something new and interesting to say. Both of you do. There's nothing wrong with that. But there are some cool people out there. If it matters I'm okay looking but I'm fat and I don't send nudes *often,* when I do it isn't massively impressive.

>>24396826
>unironically uses the vocative case
I'm like 90% certain that you're just a shitty conversationalist

>>24396826
If you were a female you would feel the same way about males on here. It's just how people are in general.

>>24396698
Thank you I really love that necklace

>>24396451
Thats not even a picture of me lmfaoooo try harder.
Hey guys I'm the real blanketofstars and im not interested in talking to you. You will go ignored

these threads are mostly for male lurkers to see if they can poach a camwhore from one of the chubby type threads. to put it more bluntly, if you're looking for a platonic conversation, why are you seeking partners in a thread where only women of a certain body type post their info?

>>24396910
this is the correct answer. a female who posts their info here will also get 100+ new messages over the course of a thread's existence. if you don't have chemistry, you don't have chemistry; but sounding like a stereotypical red pilled arcanine probably doesn't help either.

>>24396935
So who did you make so butthurt he plastered your info all over /soc/? spread them details guuuuuurl

>>24396937
Best post in this thread so far.

>>24396935
Shame, I'd sugar daddy the hell outta ya

>ASL
19/m/aus
>Bodytype
chubby, 5'10''ish
>What you're looking for
thick/chubby/heavy girls to talk to, lewd or not
>What you're NOT looking for
dudes, thats about it
>Favorite hobbies and interests
art, animation, gaming, adventures, animals and travel
>Contact info
kik Bai5511

>>24396935
I really wish you would stop posting and take your fucking "sugar daddies" with you

>>24397454
Bitter poor fag detected

>>24397475
Have fun paying for boring sub par nudes and 1 min video clips

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>>24390431

>ASL
24/m/uk
>Bodytype
skinnyfat/builtfat hybrid apparently. Working on it though (lost a stone already, woo)
>What you're looking for
friends, dates, something more if it goes well
>What you're NOT looking for
time wasters, people who just stop replying.
>Favorite hobbies and interests
music, nature, history, fantasy and scifi, tg stuff, movies, cooking and baking,
>Contact info
kik is josefstylin99, skype is King Josef Stylin with pic related as profile pic
>pic
teeheehee I'm shy, if we get on well then sure

>>24397481
Lmfao! holy shit. Its so cute when you go into threads and only post to project your insecurities and problems at me.

>>24397226
You can msg me bb. As long as you realize thats not me in the picture. Tell me i told you to message me.

>>24397991
Literally all you post are 80 shots of your tits and some inside joke with your contactfags, customers, fuck buddies, etc. Have a strange feeling the criticism isn't from one person. At least you chilled with bragging about how unsafe with sex you are.

It's 2016 though, no one cares about that thread anymore.

>teehee I don't care I do what I want you don't bother me though I will reply to every single post that slightly criticizes me.
Go ahead, this is next.

>>24398066
teehee I don't care I do what I want you don't bother me though I will reply to every single post that slightly criticizes me.

>>24398066
TRIGGERED

>>24398146
>>24398149
You're gonna fuck around and get cut.

27 m Uk
I'm a kinky Dom who loves submissive chubby girls who obey Daddy. There's something immensely sexy about all that gorgeous flesh being at my command. I love anal play, bondage, spanking and, as I recently discovered with a chubby girl from soc, humiliation. Come and play with me

Kik is mrbumfun

>>24390473

what europe?

>>24398416

Northwestern Europe.
I know my post might sound a bit out there, but I am being very serious.

>>24396651
21 mex. Mind if I fuck you before you and yourself?

24 m US

Looking for a girl to chat with. Doesn't have to be lewd but its whateva

add me on skype steelman2092

21 English, male, just wanna talk shit

If you're interested, kik - Keep_Burning

friday night bump!

>>24398567

Yeah! Why not?

I'm looking for someone to cum on a printed pic of my chubby gf
Esimio38 on kik

bumpin

>>24399248
I'm in Mexico city. What about you?

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>19/f/NJ
>thick or like not whale but overweight for my height
>nice and not boring people to talk to, m or f
> a hookup, chubby chasers
>reading, writing, sims 3, tv, movies
>kik: chocolatexpoison
>Pic (optional, but can help you get more replies)

>>24402535
From what part of NJ?
>6'3 240 lbs M
>average sized penor
>baseball, all kinds of music from hip hop to noise rock, cartoons

saturday night bump

>>24394773
oh shit, completely forgot i posted, sorry man lol i'd say my main loves are astronomy and cosmology. i fucking adore space.

>ASL
19 female central europe
>Bodytype
Chubby
>What you're looking for
A nice interesting guy that can hold a conversation.
>What you're NOT looking for
Horny teenage boys. Dick pics when I don't ask for them.
>Favorite hobbies and interests
Horse back riding, reading, painting, movies
>Contact info
vali3x

>>24404581
Can you post a skype or get one if you don't have one and post it. I tried that contact and it doesn't exist in skype.

>>24404601
Oh it's kik.

>>24402535
Damn girl you have some nice DSL's. I'm jealous!

>>24404612
>Can you post a skype or get one if you don't have one and post it.

>>24404619
I'm not going to post my skype here.

>>24404641
Why is kik ok and not skype? If skype has your name or something just get a throwaway one to post.

>>24404619
>demanding an anonymous girl online to use the platform you want

this is why you're forever alone pal.

>>24404672
But I'm not alone.

Getting triggered by a person suggesting to someone a way to talk to more people. This is why you're forever alone, friend.

>>24402816
union county

>>24404686
lol autism intensifies

>>24390431
>ASL
>Bodytype
21/M/NY
>What you're looking for
Chill people, girls who don't have their heads in the gutters
>What you're NOT looking for
Girls who can't hold conversation well
>Favorite hobbies and interests
Cooking, classics, philosophy, the liberal arts in general, watching dusty old sitcoms, buying dusty books that I fool myself into thinking I'll read one day, making, drinking, buying, and talking about coffee (tea is VERY OK)
>Contact info
Kik is no1ownsthetruth. Skype is octaazacubane but your chances of reaching me there are low tbqh familia.
>Pic (optional, but can help you get more replies)
>implying I want my face immortalized on a North Korean shadow puppetry forum

>>24402535
damn sexy you mean

>>24390534
270 rep! Owensboro ky!

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>>24390431
>ASL - 36/M/NJ Bergen County
>Bodytype - strongfat
>What you're looking for - Younger girls who like having fun. Helpful if you like getting spankings and having your tits worshipped
>What you're NOT looking for - I'm NOT looking for just chat
>Favorite hobbies and interests - Music (listening/playing), hiking, camping, woodworking, racing go karts, other things and stuff
>Contact info - kik:thisismyfancy
Pic related

>ASL
23/M/Scotland
>Bodytype
Chubby
>What you're looking for
Friendship, chatting, maybe more if we get on
>What you're NOT looking for
Ugly faces
>Favorite hobbies and interests
Gaming and anything that comes along that sounds fun
>Contact info
Kik: Soda93
>Pic (optional, but can help you get more replies)

Will send one of you do :P

>ASL
26/f/KY
>Bodytype
i'm 5'1 and i'm fat? i mean, i don't know what else to say here. i'm not totally huge, but big enough.
>What you're looking for
maybe some new friends, someone to talk to, if a guy lives close enough then maybe some dates. that'd be nice.
>What you're NOT looking for
i'm not looking to exchange nudes or cyber or anything like that. i'd rather talk to people from KY or ohio, sorry.
>Favorite hobbies and interests
i like all kinds of music, horror movies, reading, some tv shows, etc etc.
>Contact info
i don't have a kik but i have skype. i'd rather email someone first before i give it out.

>>24406641
>i'm not totally huge, but big enough.
YE-
>i'd rather talk to people from KY or ohio, sorry.
Aw.

>>24406641
Hello I am from KY, 270. my email is [email protected] if you want to chat

>>24407870
>>24407878
K so I have a Kentuckians kik if either of you guys are interested. Just message me on there HawkinFish

>>24390690
Bumping myself

23/F/Chicago
bbw
snapchat nalaxkittykitty

>>24408810
Not coming up with anything

>ASL
19/f/DC
>Bodytype
5'7 and chubby
>What you're looking for
Some to chat with that lives near. I would like to meetup at some point.
>What you're NOT looking for
Close minded people and pushy guys who think I owe them nudes after 5 mins of conversation
>Contact info
I don't want a flood of people (if there's even any interested). I use kik and snapchat.

>>24408914
Add me : mark.calaway

>>24408914
Add me on snapchat, makemecum9130

>>24408914
>kik
Genryusaix

>>24408914
Alwaysgreener5

>>24408914
Jbabba6940 is my kik!

26/M

Snapchat: Tomoh1186

Looking for BBWs / SSBBWs that love showing off their bodies / tits / ass.

>>24408914
I'm live in nova btw

>>24408937
location?

>>24408914
Kik pilotpanda

Reposting from the IMT because applies here too

i'm making a sort of unconventional post here because i'm not looking for a hookup or anything like that, i just like talking to new people and flirting and having e-crushes

Me:
25/F/USA
short, chubby, glasses, very femme
very social and friendly!
like reading, 3DS, hiking, biking, cooking/baking
other interests include animals (esp. dogs and snakes), folklore/mythology, sexuality

You:
close to me in age (let's say between 22 and 35)
body type, race, whatever doesn't matter. bonus points if you look like a sexy professor or something
i love people who know a lot about things i don't know much about, like math or computers or something
big bonus points if you're willing to talk on the phone or skype or something

>>24410161
You know, I could be a sexy professor if were a bit taller.
Skype: consoleman94

>>24410161
skype me hilfiger4131

>>24410161
Looking for much if the same myself. I'm tall and know a little bit about everything! I'd like to chat with you, see where it goes. Alwaysgreener5

>>24410200
Is this a skype or kik

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>>24404581
I'm in Switzerland. Care to elaborate?

I'm 6'6"/225lbs/29years

>pic related

>>24410161

If you like hearing accents from non-US people too, add me on skype:socrandomanon

>>24410161

Are you the chick from MD? I believe I was talking to you already lol

>>24410161
My Skype is [email protected], and I have an English accent that I'm happy to use.

>>24410506

Not seeing you hrm

>>24410161
Add me on kik strakes9291 I use Skype too but that's not my Skype id : o

>>24406641
message me on [email protected]

>ASL
21/f/los angeles
>Bodytype
5'4" super fat, with b-cup tits and a boil-covered ass/inner thighs
>What you're looking for
i suppose beggars can't be choosers so please just be funny and kind. a short-term relationship would be pretty dope but fwb is probably the more realistic route.
>What you're NOT looking for
assholes, unsolicited dick pics, dudes not in los angeles
>Favorite hobbies and interests
video games, tv, and sleep. i'm kind of a shell of a human being desu but i'll pretend to be normal when i'm with you.
>Contact info
kik: S7282

i realize that this probably comes off as very unappealing but i've had a rough day and i just don't feel like bullshitting anyone about my personality or my looks. i'm short, obese, and lacking in the self-esteem department. that being said i'm also kind, straightforward, and working on a lot of my issues. don't wanna be this way forever, y'know?

I like big girls, im in Toronto. Kik is notstars

Reply if you want other contact info

>>24410978

My wife is 5'4, 220lbs and has c cups. I love every inch of her. There's someone out there for you. Too bad you aren't looking for non-LA, I would've totally flirted and made you feel cute.

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>24/M/Manchester
>Skinny
>Cute chubby girl to cuddle with to horror films and sad music
>Anything serious
>reading / anime / watching movies
>Kik: jcpnk / Skype: gurrenleon

>>24411064
Ahh you're totally right. There's a lid for every pot. Just gotta keep reminding myself of that. Thanks for the positivity anon.

>>24407878

emailed ya

>>24410803

you too

>>24410330
post your contact details please? skype or kik preferred

>>24410161
[email protected]
message me there and I'll give kik or Skype

>>24411298

Could you tell me a little more about yourself?

>>24410161
deadlyassrammer is my skype.

>>24410161
You sound absolutely delightful and fun if you want a good time send me an email at [email protected]

Any south florida (561) girls here?

>>24412233

not looking to sext or hook up but thanks anyway!

I suppose I can TRY.
21/M/straight

Average build guy looking for chubby woman to chat with. I love movies, music and history so there will never be a silent moment when talking about those subjects. Also willing to dirty chat if it comes to that.

Kik: livelysilence

>>24397998
>tell me i told you to message me
that seems like something you'd already be aware of

>>24408914
Add my SC onichansenpai

>>24410978
What about someone 20 miles from the LA area

>>24410161
I may not be 100% what you're looking for, but if youd like to talk ill be awake for a while tonight.
Kik: Artfan432

>>24412579
I don't drive so that's probably a no-go.

Looking for chubby european girls
I'm m/24
kik: torxor

>>24411191
kik: kekmaster2001

>>24412621
Damn that's too bad

>>24410161
Enrico77777 on kik
M 24 italian

If any chick out there wants to have a chat, kik me at rimler669, lonely, tired and want some female interaction

>>24396651
Damn, you're fine as hell.
Got a Skype senorita?

>>24402535
Oh my lord, you have a beautiful face.
>thick
Way to make me curious, got a skype?
>>24404581
>Horny teenage boys. Dick pics when I don't ask for them.
I can respect that, in fact I think a guy flashing his dong 1st thing is a sign of just being down right thirsty as fuck.
>>24406641
I'm kind of in the Ohio area, you sound like fun.
So how does this work you want my email or what?
>>24410161
>like reading, 3DS, hiking, biking, cooking/baking
other interests include animals (esp. dogs and snakes), folklore/mythology, sexuality
>folklore, mythology
Any particular country of origin or just any old mythology or folklore? There's amazing stories all over the world, from shit lie Thor and Hercules to the Aboriginals "Dream time" story. Seems like every corer of the world has some cool stories.

>>24408914
23/m/baltimore (i have a car)
kik - johnfuckingwall

Oh right, how could I forget?
24/male/Michigan
>Bodytype
Average build, nothing special.I'm 5'11 and have a fair weight for my BMI
>What you're looking for
A fun, interesting woman to talk to, and perhaps if things develop a bit more of a sexual nature I don't mind
>What you're NOT looking for
Fakes, traps and people just trying to play me for a fool
>Favorite hobbies and interests
None in particular, I just do whatever's clever, you know? Whatever seems like fun. I guess if it counts I like to watch cool shows and see what interesting shit I can find out on the internet.(*or perhaps it just gets to a point where I'm trying to find something to keep entertained*)
>Contact info
Skype: heres_johnny92

>>24413786

yeah, just your email pls.

>ASL
18/f
>Bodytype
I'm thick :)
>What you're looking for
A nice conversation, bonus points if you're tall <3
>What you're not looking for
I don't want dick pics or a conversation about my body, I don't mind giving pictures but don't let that be the first thing you ask for
>Favorite hobbies and interests
I enjoy sketching people, sometimes animals but mostly people, and I really enjoy spending time with my family
>Contact info
kik: shalavore
>Pic
You'll see my face when you add my kik :)

>>24414465

When I get my replacement phone later today I'll add you.

Would you be able to share a sketch here in the meantime?

bampin

Any dudes from Illinois?

>>24411339

apologies for the late reply,been busy as hell lately.

34/m/west coast
looking to chat, not really looking to hook up myself

I enjoy the outdoors, travelling, gaming, tinkering with things (I'm a technician), going to venues, relaxing when I have the time to, and more....

>>24411339
and apologies for the ID changing, cell networks...lol

>>24413786

I like all kinds, I have a pretty extensive folklore library that includes several books on each of the topics you mentioned

>>24415190

That's cool... desu I don't really like to email people from 4chan but if i get bored enough maybe i'll try. I ultra promise to message you if you post a skype or kik though

>>24415286

I always forget about the filter for t b h |: [

chub chaser here 31 m usa
kik johnny.bebad

>>24414957
Illinois dude here.

City?

>>24415716
You first

>>24416016
>>24414957
IL male here

chicago, north. what're you looking for?

>>24416016
Zion

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> 27. mtf. WA
>5'4", DD, 350+, feminine body, nice thick ass.
>Someone to bullshit with. Prerequisites include be close in age. Cute. Same side of the world/western hemisphere.
>Don't be a dick. I'm pretty easy to get alone with.
>kik is turnmypie
I was on a cruise last week so if you've tried to hmu prior try again. :3 :3

>>24416218
>alone with.
along with*
Freudian slip. I'm a slut.

>>24416218
You're a big guy

>>24416220
How many of the crew did that boipussy entertain?

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>>24416223
>you're a big guy
Uhm. Okay? Like?

>>24416225
Someone who provides a very needed service for the community and sleeps with everyone, even the guy that has no shot at getting laid and everyone knows it. She will give him a sympathy fuck either because someone asked her to or she just has to fuck everyone she knows. These are great people, and without them sex crimes would definitly increase. Thank you slut, where ever you are.

There's the urban dictionary definition. Let's say I'm a pro. ;)

>>24416237
>Let's say I'm a pro
you didn't answer the question though

an aside, you're p hot, i'd date you but I"m not near WA. But I do fit your prerequisites though

>>24416018
Not sure, honestly. A friend maybe? Basically just want to find someone to hang out with sometimes and maybe let me touch his D. Not looking for commitment at all. Legit want to just like watch tv with someone and do nothing idk

>>24416023
Aw Zion is far from me

>>24416241
I try to maintain a sense of class on the internet. We can discuss how many cocks I've serviced in one sitting through kik if you'd like.

>you're hot.
I'm prettier than most of these other bio-whales, that's fo sho. And I'm not like insecure and a whiny ass bitch. So, hit me up. ;) <3

>>24416246
>A friend maybe? Basically just want to find someone to hang out with sometimes and maybe let me touch his D
I might be able to help, if you're in the chicago area. Have a contact method? ASL?

>>24416251
No kik :( but I'm certain you'll find plenty of suitable dudes

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>ASL
23/m/ct
>Bodytype
Overweight, but tall and actually hung.
>What you're looking for
A local girl. Maybe we can go out to eat, maybe get a few drinks or something, then fuck afterwards? Maybe something more if we click?
(A nice chat is also cool too.)
>What you're NOT looking for
A control freak
>Favorite hobbies and interests
Right now, trying to get into shape so I can enlist.
>Contact info
Will post kik if interested.
>Pic

>>24416251
>"Not insecure"
>randomly attacks biological females for no reason
lol ok

You're a morbidly obese male with makeup and some plus plus plus size clothes and you really think you're better than others? hooooly

>>24416286
Attack? Who? I just made a statement about myself regarding something I'm not. Your autism didn't register that? Shame.

And I'm fucking gorgeous af, and play the game well, and get fucked doing it. Youuuuu are----?

>>24416299

No one's saying you don't have a gorgeous face and body, but that personality is ugly and indeed insecure. If you felt good about yourself you wouldn't feel the need to put down other women

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>>24416331
My personality is ugly because I told someone that I'm not insecure -- but that makes me insecure?

Yawn.

>>24416347

you're definitely insecure if you can't take a compliment without saying "yeah well i'm hotter than any of these whales!" :) confident people don't feel the need to compare themselves to others or trash them. hth!

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>21 M Toronto
>Slightly Muscular
>Casual stuff - hookup/fuckbuddy
>Not looking to hang out and talk all day
>I like to explore new places
>Snap: avatR

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Worth a shot.

>ASL
27/M/OK

>Bodytype
Chubby

>What you're looking for
Mostly just someone worth knowing.
90% straight so mostly females.

>What you're NOT looking for
Hookups, cybering, sexting, nudes, etc. All cringy to me now.
Spent my 20s trying to go with the popular crowd and it was just never as fun as they made it out to be. Now I'm just looking to actually get to know someone and see if anything follows.

>Favorite hobbies and interests
Currently a uni student. Studying engineering.

Other interests would be cooking, gaming, netflix, and reading.

History in BDSM but it's associated with 15 years of bad relationships so not sure I want to do much of that anymore.

>Contact info
[email protected]

>>24416433

You're real cute and i love your glasses! We aren't looking for the same things and you're a little young but i thought i'd let ya know

>>24414454
idk, it seems like if you turned out to be a troll (*not saying that you are*) it would be a bit easier to to fuck with me if you knew my email address. At least on skype I can just block you if you turn out to be some spergy jerk off dude who just wanted to try and make a fool of me. It works the same way in your favor, you could just block me if I turned out to be an asshole. Also I don't feel comfortable drop'n my email on a site like this. Then a whole buncha "leet interweeb tough guys will certainly wanna have a go at me. Trust me, skype is a safer way to go about this. I guarantee I'm not a troll. Besides, you can also just not answer a video call if that's what you're afraid of.
>>24415286
>I don't really like to email people from 4chan
Thank you for making my point valid.
>>24416223
For you, lol
>>24414465
>shalavore
>vore
I'm not into that shit personally, but is that your fetish? Also
>I really enjoy spending time with my family
You must have a nice family then. Also I'd love to see some of those sketches. I hang out with a few art students

>>24410161
I think i fit your criteria well. kik is pixelrazor, and i'll tell you my skype if you kik me

>>24416562

well that's nice and all but i'm not going to post my personal skype on here & i don't see a reason to make a throwaway account just to talk to someone from /soc/.

Also I'd like to say I'm impressed with the turnout in this thread. The male to female ratio isn't bad.
>>24416218
And you cover both genders so far, lol
>>24416237
Nice breasts, they look natural. How'd you go about getting those?
You transfolk got an interesting and complex world you live in I'll give you that. Got a few quick questions if you don't mind. Are all your male parts still intact? Do you have male and female parts? Lastly, do you plan on going full female eventually or are you cool being an in between? Nothing wrong with that if you do stay that way might I add, you'd cover both gay and bi men. I'm neither, but I wish you all the best Ms. To Wong Foo, lol

>>24416299
"bio-whales"

Dude be real, you're 5'4 and 350+lbs. There's nothing feminine about those two numbers put together, unless you are a female gorilla. And I'm guessing at this point your idea of playing the game well is getting fucked by black men who are on the DL.

>>24416584
Okay, so I suppose it's either I make a throw away email or nothing then,huh? Well I might be able to do that. I'll reply to you with one when I do

>>24416275
I pretty much only use kik and then if I like the person I'll give them my number. How about I contact you?

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>>24416602
My chest is like, divine. Genetically blessed.
To answer your questions: Yes. No? Cool thus far. Thanks for your support, Vida.

>>24416605
Female gorilla? I'm a size 20, not 36. Luckily I wear my weight proportionally and get lots of attention. Black men are kind of hard to find this far northwest. Thank you for your concern.

26/m/tn
Easy goin gamer, and anime fan
Looking to sext and chat with any lady
No dudes
Kik randallrx78

>>24416646
Damn i m in love ! Got more ?

>>24416562
I don't know what "vore" is but no, I'm not into it

>>24416646
I love that you got the reference
>>24416884
Oh thank god, half the people that are into it are total furfags. I once checkout out a site dedicated to it out of curiosity once years ago to see what this shit was all about and it has just about every sort of weirdo there.

>>24416246
IL dude here
Super down to hang out and watch tv
Kik:SmallCardboardBox

>>24410161
Hope you are still around, you Sound like the right girl for me
Would like it if you kik me, but i Do have Skype too
FrankCan87 on kik

>>24415286
I'll comply. ;). kik/Skype is caine13420

same person as below
>>24415190

>ASL
25.F.Asia
>Bodytype
Fat and uhm 5'3" short?
>What you're looking for
Good convo. Fun convo. Someone who can actually handle a convo that goes beyond greetings and not just sex talk.
>What you're not looking for
Rude. Mean. Boring convos.
>Interests
Movie and tv series marathon. Traveling. Bla bla bla
>Contact info
Skype : Londonclaire14
Kik: chrissy_claire

Kik: along710
Looking for any thick/Bbw women that may be interested in chatting. Any women is fine just interested in what is out there

Me: 6' 1" athletic build well endowed

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>ASL
29, f, east coast
>Bodytype
Short and fat. I'm 5'
>What you're looking for
I'm bored at work atm so conversation and anything would suffice.
>What you're NOT looking for
Don't start a conversation with sending a dick pic. It will just get you deleted and or blocked. I love dick, but no one wants it right away. If you wanna send boobs you can :p (only if their yours)
>Favorite hobbies and interests
I enjoy gaming. Mostly PC, music and singing and photography is my passion.
>Contact info
Kik // itscharleh
>Pic (optional, but can help you get more replies)
Not going to post a face pic in the thread, may send one on kik.

>>24418573
Sent you a message starts with A

>>24418573
>I'm bored at work atm so conversation and anything would suffice.
hit on her, m8s, she obviously wants to fuck, like whole weekend locked up and shagging away fuck

>>24408914
sc
clateomero

>>24416218
you are so fucking hot!

>>24418638
Wut

>>24390431
>Plus size/Chubby/BBW/SSBBW hookup/contact thread
>A thread for chubby chasers to find the fat women of their dreams!
>>ASL
20/M/Palm Beach County, FL
>>Bodytype
I'm 6'2" and weigh 130lbs, I'm slim.
>>What you're looking for
Someone around my age that's on the bigger side that'd maybe be interested in a couple dates
>>What you're NOT looking for
Landwhale, morbidly obese
>>Favorite hobbies and interests
Programming, gaming, anime, reading, swimming, cooking, baking. Been doing a lot of cooking and baking lately, love making cakes and cookies from scratch.
>>Contact info
Kik - Adam0samuri
>>Pic (optional, but can help you get more replies)

>>24391851
That's what happens when you just want guys you message to entertain you and contribute absolutely nothing or have zero fucking personality.

bamp

>>24418989
>I'm 6'2" and weigh 130lbs, I'm slim.
>slim
Yeah I'd say. You better get the fuck out because Matthew might kick up a swift breeze and you'd end up in the ocean

>>24418996
And what do you have to offer?

>>24420142
Probably more than 'hi', 'okay', 'yes', 'lol'.

>>24420142
Interesting stories, memes, something funny or unique.

Tfw don't even bother adding women cause they get so flooded with replies

It's hard to be interssting. I just wanna voice chat watch movies and play overwatch/ffxiv

>>24420158
You forgot 'dunno', 'not sure', and a pause of 5+ hours between responses

>>24420179
This is smart. Qt Mexican girl takes 24 hours to respond at times

>>24414957
Chicago here, are you still around?

I'm a dude man who lives in South Ccccccarolina.

If any curvy swurvy ladies are in this section of the planet, don't be afeared to speak up.

>>24416246
If you're still looking for someone I'd love to chill. Live near Evanston.
Kik-wll1

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>ASL
18/f/USA
>Bodytype
curvy
>What you're looking for
cute boy yooo
>What you're NOT looking for
anyone over 30 desu
>Favorite hobbies and interests
i love nature, fashion, the internet and music
>Contact info
skype: greensonder
please dont just say "hey", be interesting broh!!!
>Pic

>>24420379
Wew lad

>>24416791
>>24418676

I'm supposed to be super insecure. Staaahp. :p

>>24420406
what

>>24420379
Disconnected

>>24420379
you fake?

>>24420451
no?

>>24420379
why don't you respond on skype?

>>24420379
timestamp.

>>24420451
Chances are.

>>24420379
shes 15

>>24420379
Hey there, have you got kik or snapchat, phone is a piece of shit so only contact methods

>>24420271
Kik?

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>ASL
21/f/Europe
>Bodytype
I have no idea but I'm size 42
>What you're looking for
Someone to talk to. I'm not really interested in just trading pics.
>What you're NOT looking for
Dick pics and fakes.
>Favorite hobbies and interests
baking, reading (criminal, fantasy stuff), hiking, cycling.
>Contact info
Kik: xyshys

>>24420851
You're so cute!!!!!

>>24420851

You look cute! I'd chat with you, but I don't have kik.

>>24420888
I have skype if you want :)

>>24420904

Sure, I'll add you!

>>24416246
I live around oakbrook if you're still around. Alwaysgreener5

>>24410161
Kik and skype: maccattack13

>>24420766

Manny_ramone

>>24416520
Well, thanks. Are you in Toronto?

Im a qt hypersexual chubby (NOT bbw- curvy and about 175lbs) girl looking for a qt boy into my body type. Do they exist?

>>24421393

Yes. kik me. ericpars

>>24421393
Add kitten_grenade on kik

>>24421393
fireworkswell is my kik, I'm usually around to talk during work.

>>24421393
Of course, kik me choosenhollow

>>24421403
>>24421395
Your profile pictures arent even your faces. Not sure if I want to take a risk.

23 f and slightly over chubby but not huge.
Kik - SuzyQ421

>>24421393
Hmu vier212

>>24421414
I dont have any good profile pictures, I can take a live pic on kik if you want me to.

>>24421414

Yeah I don't really like putting a profile pic up. Send a message and i'll take a timestamp/live pic?

>ASL
22/M/UK
>Bodytype
Skinny, tall
>What you're looking for
Anything you want, can be sexual, non sexual... you set the tone
>Favorite hobbies and interests
Pokemon and league are the only sepcific example I can think of
>Contact info
[email protected]

>>24421560

I would love to talk to you if only because I'm super into Pokémon but I really really don't like emailing people : /

>ASL

F/21/Serbia (southeastern Europe. not Russia. pls don't ask me if it's cold here, ignorant Amerifags, it's not)
>Bodytype
round
>What you're looking for
someone interesting to pass time with
>What you're NOT looking for
not attracted to black guys or shut in NEETs, pls be somewhat normal and not a complete textbook example of a fuckboy
>Favorite hobbies and interests
cooking, reading, tv series, shopping, hanging out with friends
>Contact info
kik: BellatrixLestrange12
>Pic (optional, but can help you get more replies)
is available on kik

>>24421393
My kik is explosivemarzipan :)

>>24421599
also: I like to bond with people, but please don't act ultra clingy and weird if I don't reply for like two days. that shit makes me uncomfortable

like, if you like it put a ring on it ;D

>>24421604
>if I don't reply for like two days
Why do girls do this? We know you look at your phone constantly and it takes 5 seconds to reply

And female in Dallas area looking for hookup with 6ft hung black 21 yr old I'm Just looking for fun really horny just moved here from
Berlin and clean. Also trans friendly

>>24421609
it takes 5 secs to write one message, but a whole convo takes a lot longer. I might not have the time.

Also, I might not be in the mood for talking at that particular time. I often give late replies to my actual irl friends, cause I don't feel like speaking about whatever they wanna speak.

So it's not something to take personally, that's what I can say. Also, guys do this too, not a big deal

>>24421591
with an email like mine, how can you say no?!

>>24421622
Why dont people say gotta go or brb or talk to you later anymore instead of turning into a ghost? Back in my day people would let you know when unable to talk. Dubs checked

>>24421622

Plus when your replies are too short or you don't seem to be giving them your undivided attention they throw a fit. Like i have a job, social life, etc get over yourself

>>24421624

I know, i know. But talking over email is no fun anyway

>>24421628
If youre unavailable to talk just say you cant talk right now. How hard is this?

>>24421628
Dear Annon

I suppose it can get a bit tedious with all the "best wishes" and "kind regards"

All the best
Paul

>>24408914

28M from DC as well. Kik??? DOtheDU

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>>24421599
So hey is it cold there or WHAT? lol omg you wanna c my dikk? Lemme watch my kawaii Chinese cartoon and then I'll take my weekly shower so we can fuk around babe.

Babe? Why aren't you resonding, I need you! pls respond!

>>24421633

If I'm unavailable to talk why should i be obligated to open up kik at all? bitch i'm busy get a life

>>24421637

It's not that so much, just too slow for my tastes. Different kind of conversation dynamic

>>24421658
literally couldn't agree more with this femanon desu

>>24421656
lmao, how did you know that I also hate anime, that was spot on

>>24421658
I've just made a skype with that email so if you have skype we can chat on there?

Best wishes

Paul

>>24421658
>>24421661
Literally 5 seconds

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>>24421668
literally so clingy and major mommy issues

>>24421676
Let's not make this personal

>>24421661
Just a wild guess since you hate NEETs.

Also can someone tell me what's making people say desu?

>>24421668
Well, when I take a long time to respond to someone, I usually either don't have the mood to speak to them at that moment, or I just forgot. So typically I chalk it up to one off those to if someone doesn't respond to me for a <long> period of time. It can be more or less hurtful depending on my relationship with them, but it is a fact of life that I deal with. I can't always expect someone to wanna talk to me in their free time, in most circumstances.

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>>24421685
Chalk it up to to one OF those TWO*

Ouchywawa

>>24421685
Yeah I see what you mean. But like i said it takes 5 seconds to let someone know youre unavailable. It just seems inconsiderate to leave someone hanging like that to me. Maybe when you have 50+ dudes in your inbox it makes it easy to forget about someone

>>24421685
when you type t b h or f a m, it changes it into desu and senpai

>>24421705
desu senpai

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>>24421762

>>24406095
what the hell I'm in owensboro

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>>24421767

>>24421694
True, true, it's pretty common for them to be too busy talking to other people or just doing something that causes them to forget you. And there will be people that just don't feel like talking to you, even if it's to let you know they're too busy to speak.

That can feel hurtful, and I do think it's a little inconsiderate that they typically aren't honest with me as to why they REALLY haven't responded ("I'm busy" is a semi-explanation in most situations), but I suppose they want to seem nice and not outright say "i'm not that interested in you". Still, I've come to really appreciate honesty when I'm -seriously- talking to someone. Otherwise I just let it slide because it's not that big of a deal.

Though, if I'm in a serious relationship, it can definitely be more of an issue if they did something like that or felt that way, but honesty is still the best imo.

>>24421705
desu I wish they'd filter other things too, like cuck. Thanks for the explanation, senpai.

>>24408914
Did anyone get this chicks info?

>>24408914
Memeologymaster on kik

>>24421393
I assume kitten_grenade didn't fit the bill.

>>24421393
Forgot to mention I want somebody 25+ pls.

>>24421393
Dandynotcandy

Tall n' handsome

>>24422122
You the girl? Are you from the US?

>>24422122
Hmu

>>24422122
Well shit, I'm 24

>>24422122
Flatnote

I'm 24 but I'm ttly adorbs.

>>24421393
Location?

>>24421393
22/m here
Artfan432

>>24422194
>ttly adorbs.

That sure turns a girl on.

25/m/California, 916
Snapchat is best way to get to me. Let's talk! Reptar044

>>24422127
Yeah. That was my post.

>>24422240
I fit the age criteria but it looks like you've attracted a sausagefest there. Not that I mind a girl who enjoys herself a good sausagefest, but it could be crowded.

>>24421414
Kik me: dondekrs

>>24421393
Hey kik me strakes9291 profile pic btw

>>24421622
How hard is it to say "we can talk later, I'm busy"

Seriously guys and girls don't do this anymore, it's deplorable. Basic manners.

>>24422529
implying anyone under 30 has basic social skills, empathy, or manners

>>24406641
I'm from KY 22/m if you'd like to skype or talk or whatever just hit me up with some contact info

>>24422529
I don't think you'll ever understand what it's like to be expected to hold convos with 40 different people. Compare it to replying to txt messages. I dont ever in the middle of a convo say "hey brb". In some cases; I just simply respond when I have time. You're not a priority.

>>24422347
I like your honesty. I actually havent messaged anyone yet. Whats your kik username? Sorry if my ID changes

>>24422122
26

>>24422706
Yeah, that's what I said here
>>24421694
So brahs if she's not responsive youre most likely competing with 50 other dudes. What a time to be alive

I r9k'd this thread up sorry senpaitachi, I'll just show myself out

>>24422717
Any interest in non-white males over 25? Just curious, know some girls aren't, especially on 4chan

>>24422717
Coolranchsempai

>>24422122
26. Kik me throwitaway89

>>24422717
It is bathroom_humor

I'm pretty good at being honest, but I try not to be too brutal.

>>24421599
So is it Belgrade or >>24421599
some other town ? :3

>>24410161

i'm bumping myself AGAIN because i really want to meet some new people. 25/f/usa, read that post and get back to me!

>>24422977
Does wearing glasses come close to the look you prefer?

This thread pisses me off.

>>24422977
hit me up on kik. StoneAgeLove

i'm 6'3 and very chill. I like learning and knowing about any subjects, Like pop culture, humanities, history

>>24422977
hey, LuVolch28. You should hit me up.

>>24423039

it's definitely a big part of it!

>>24423050
why anon do you have a grudge against curves?

>>24422977
22
Skype: thatnarwhaloverthere
I'm pretty knowledgeable about a lot of stuff so that may be a plus.

>>24422977
We talked for a little bit then you went dark.

>>24423090

was probably an accident unless for some reason you were bothering me. doesnt happen often though so it was probably just a mistake. feel free to message again

>>24423081
Hmm. My kik is blackbirdxxx71. Haven't used skype in awhile so I'll have to start it up again.

>>24422977
Add me on kik ShizzakeNBacon

>>24422977
Kik:Manny_Ramone

Let's talk about Lit and Food

>>24410161
>IMT
Excuse my ignorance, but what is that?

>>24423281
Ideal Mate Thread. It 404'd already

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>>24410161
>>24415279
>>24415286
>>24415295
ey b0ss,...
>>24422977
can you habe my skype-u, please!
>>24413820

>>24423293
Oh, okay cool
Well, idk about what would be "ideal" for me, but she sure as hell sounds great to me.

>>24421599
>ignorant Amerifags, it's not
Well you don't have to worry about that, I'm pretty well read and have known where Serbia is since childhood. Even if I hadn't I sure as shit would have found out looking up Niko Bellic's back story, lol also I appreciate the fuck out of your kik name
>>24420851
>criminal, fantasy stuff
Would you happen to watch Durarara? It's got elements of both and is a really good show. (*unless you can't stand watching anime, then don't even bother.*)
>>24420379
ayyyy, lol
>What you're NOT looking for
>anyone over 30 desu
Not to worry, I'm only 23, turning 24 on October 14th.

>>24406641
Little late to the party but email me at [email protected]

>>24422977
I'd be down for chatting with someone new. Kik me @ dtp95

>>24422977
Kik is HawkinFish
I like hiking, photography, music, and dogs. 19 m.

>>24410161

Skype? You sound like my kind of girl

>>24422977

Actually...add me om skype if you want to.

I think we can hit it off.

Danielsilvabatista

>>24408914
Kik kappajones5
Vcu

>>24410161
I got you
Kik kappajones5

>>24423281

25/m kik: teevee.65

I know a lot of things about a lot of things, some things are more applicable to everyday life than most...
But I'd love to talk!

>>24423692
shit, I am not awake

>>24422977
strakes9291

>>24422977
Yo kik me fallenlight93
I might be your type

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>ASL
26/m/southern cali

>Bodytype
average

>What you're looking for
dunno

>What you're NOT looking for
penis

>Favorite hobbies and interests
this and that

>Contact info
in picture. skype is preferred

>>24423081

I match pretty much your criteria (even the glasses ...),
you should message me and tell me if I'm right !

kik:socrandomanon

>>24424965

We've spoken quite a bit before actually. Now the question is, will you figure out who i am

Hey can you please add me

Coolstory92

>>24423108
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