Hey /soc/, it's survey time! >Sex >Age >Sexual

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This is too fucking long, but I absolutely have nothing better to do in my life.
Edit: Stop asking for favorite colors

>Sex
M
>Age
M
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>In a relationship?
Nope
>MBTI
INFP
>Location
NY
>Race
Mutt
>Birthplace
NY
>Religious beliefs
Agnostic
>Job/school
Freelance Video/looking
>Favorite books
Recent favorite: Norwegian Wood, Goodnight Punpun
>Favorite movies/TV
Lost in Translation, Arrested Development, Twin Peaks
>Favorite music
Indie/Alternative junk
>Favorite sports
I watch wrestling, if that counts for anything
>Favorite vidya
Smash, Rock Band, Dead Rising, Overwatch
>Hobbies
vidya, manga/anime, WWE, music
>Favorite color
blue, green, gray
>Do you believe in God?
not "God', but there could be some deity we don't know about, but no point arguing over it
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
I want to believe
>Do you believe in ghosts?
nope
>What happens when you die?
No idea. I'm hoping for a life reset though.
>Closest to death you have been?
I've choked on food before, I guess
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Nothing major
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yeah
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Pulled muscle
>Most scared you have ever been?
College Graduation, kept thinking I wouldn't get my diploma (irrationally thinking)
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
Not sure
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
ride on the front of a moving car, then falling off
>How often do you fap?
daily
>Shower before sex/oral?
sure
>Shower in morning or evening?
morning
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
I try to
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Socially drink, don't really smoke/into drugs (weed at most)

>>24384377
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Create a 25 page story in one night
>Favorite 4chan boards
/v/,/asp/,/a/,/mu/,/r9k/
>Are you fat?
overweight
>Favorite subreddits
stop
>Are you a feminist?
please stop
>Pro life or pro choice?
pro choice
>4chan or Reddit?
both are terrible
>Are you autistic?
too self aware to be
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
time travel powers
>Dream job
owning a production company/studio
>Life goals
get job, living on coast of body of water, maybe a wife/a kid or two, retire and run a soup food truck
>Favorite animal
turtles
>Favorite website
well, I go on 4chan daily
>Worst memory
dad's birthday after finding out he had cancer
>Best memory
whenever I'm with friends
>Something you wish you were really good at
socializing with people
>Something you are really good at
navigating
>Biggest regret
not knowing what I wanted to do
>Greatest accomplishment
graduating
>Something you hate
myself
>Something you love
music
>pic
here's a drawing someone did for me once
>contact info
Ask, I guess

>Sex
Male
>Age
Male
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>In a relationship?
No.
>MBTI
INTP
>Location
Greater Philly Area ( 302 - 610 - 215 )
>Race
Full Irish
>Birthplace
USA
>Religious beliefs
Atheist
>Job/school
Software Engineer, Freelance
>Favorite books
Game of Thrones, The Martian, Snow Crash, too many to mention
>Favorite movies/TV
South Park, Rick and Morty, Bojack Horseman
>Favorite music
Lots of stuff. Anything that isn't Rap, country, or insipid, teeny-bopper top40 stuff.
>Favorite sports
MMA, UFC, combat sports.
>Favorite vidya
Too many to mention. JRPGs, tactics, a few MMOs. Anything with good story and characters.
>Hobbies
Vidya. Exercise. Card games and board games. Secret Hitler is fun as shit if you haven't tried it.
>Favorite color
Green
>Do you believe in God?
No.
>What happens when you die?
Irrelevant, and impossible to know
>Most scared you have ever been?
Sleepover at a friends house. His older brother was having a party with his heroin addict friends. Fights broke out, tons of yelling and breaking shit.
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Stay in my last relationship for WAY too long.
>How often do you fap?
2-3 times a day if I can manage. I have a pretty high sex drive, even for a man my age.
>Shower before sex/oral?
Depends.
>Shower in morning or evening?
Usually morning.
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Yes.
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink occasionally. Don't smoke, drugs can take it or leave it.
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Get a bachelor's degree before 21
>Favorite 4chan boards
/b/, /soc/ and /gif/

>Are you fat?
No. 5'11" 170lbs. I do my kettle bell workout 3 times a week
>Are you a feminist?
Humanist. Tumblr-SJW types need to get over themselves.
>Pro life or pro choice?
Pro-Choice
>4chan or Reddit?
Both have their merits.
>Are you autistic?
I'm very slightly autistic. I have a hard time reading non-verbal social cues.
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
It may sound shallow, but being rich. Having enough money to live comfortably, not work, and have time for games and friends.
>Dream job
No idea. Hollywood fight choreographer?
>Life goals
See above.
>Favorite animal
Cats
>Worst memory
My parents fighting when I was a kid.
>Best memory
Living on my own. No roommates.
>Something you wish you were really good at
Tons of stuff. Talking to girls for instance.
>Something you are really good at
Writing code.
>Biggest regret
Staying too long with someone that wasn't good for me.
>Something you hate
People who think the world owes them something because of who they are.
>Something you love
The Internet.
>Pic
If there's interest, you can ask.
>Contact info
kik: TheNineOfSwords ; Message me on there preferably. I don't always check the 4chan thread.

>>24383614
hi, my name is Mary, and I from Russia, now im stady in univercity in RF, but i would like to move to USA.
The problem lies in the fact that I speak bad English,
it would be great if someone wrote something on my telegram and helped to learn the language. Thnks.
@naughty0

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>Sex
Female
>Age
18
>Sexual orientation
Pretty straight
>In a relationship?
Nooopee
>MBTI
EN(F/T)P
>Location
UK
>Race
Idk, pinkish.. yellowish.. Europe-like
>Birthplace
NY
>Religious beliefs
Straight up voodoo
>Job/school
In my gap year.. I was a bartender for like a day..?
>Favorite books
Abhorsen triology, I coriander, Wetlands, Terry Pratchet
>Favorite movies/TV
All the netflix things, Sense 8, Archer, Bojack, Bob's Burgers, Southpark, Suits, White collar, Startrek.
Movies: Call of the Wild type, Studio Ghibli, Dreamy horror films, Team America
>Favorite music
Indie, trap, latin, grime, civil war country
>Favorite sports
Fencing, dance, WWE, whatever those monks do. Idk not really into watching sports prefer to do
>Favorite vidya
Havent played in a while, like watching the stories, Prince of Persia, Amnesia dark descent, Alice, just heard bout Drakengard 3..
>Hobbies
Ah! Cant type i forfeit, next q
>Favorite color
Teal blue/green
>Do you believe in God?
In a way
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
The 'History' Channel wouldnt lie
>Do you believe in ghosts?
I've seen one :OO
>What happens when you die?
They give it a minute or two, then they put you in the oven, then they put you in the ground
>Closest to death you have been?
Died twice by accident
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
No
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Boring kinda wanna say I've bn in a car crash now
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Hmm.. worst injury to my street cred I fell off a bicycle face first onto concrete and looked like rudolf for a couple months
>Favourite colour
Repetitive blue

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>Sex
Male
>Age
24
>Sexual orientation
Gay (mostly)
>In a relationship?
Taken - considering a third party in the bedroom
>MBTI
Errr... Intp or Intj, I think. I don't really go in for that sort of thing.
>Location
Australia
>Race
Mutt
>Birthplace
Vagina
>Religious beliefs
Convoluted
>Job/school
I study music and work as a music-teacher and child-care worker.
>Favourite books
My favourite authors are probably Umberto Eco, Don Delillo Augusten Burroughs, Douglas Adams, Bill Bryson, Vladimir Nabokov
>Favourite movies/TV
In Bruges is my favourite movie. I don't watch a whole lot of TV, but I liked The Wire, Breaking Bad, Firefly, Mad Men, and Sherlock
>Favourite music
Jazz (particularly that overly-rhythmic, harmonically simple brand of post-bop), Noise-Rock, Blues/Punk-Blues, Math Metal/TDM, Punk/Hardcore Punk, Classical (Romantic/Early 20th Century avantgarde 'Scriabinesque/Roslavetian type stuff), Rockabilly/Psychobilly, etc.
>Favourite sports
I enjoy watching most sports (especially well played matches), but rarely care who wins, and don't avidly support any teams.
>Favourite vidya
I haven't had much time to game recently, so I haven't kept up with really modern games, but I really loved the Souls, Portal, and Thief series. Other favourites include The Stanley Parable, The Beginner's Guide, and Papers Please.
>Favourite colour
If it counts as a colour, I like black because it makes all the other colours look more dramatic; if it doesn't count as a colour, then probably that sort of purply-blue that's so dark it's almost black.

TBC.
Also, 70s porno 'stache, because.

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>>24386162
>Most scared you have ever been?
I dont rly but i guess a sense of impending doom as I fucked up my life ?
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
Ghost story hands down
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
My ex
>How often do you fap?
Quite crass q
>Shower before sex/oral?
What kind of q is that? Booo
>Shower in morning or evening?
Night
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Idk unless we're camping or something.. Weirdass q
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Socially..
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Getting down the stairs when I was like dying
>Favorite 4chan boards
/soc, /b, /int, /x, /r9k
>Favorite color
Iwillslapu blue!
>Are you fat?
Some of me is.. someof me is water..?
>Favorite subreddits
I dont even reddit
>Are you a feminist?
I dont hate myself so, yh! Let's b fair to all monkeys
>Pro life or pro choice?
Pro 'it's your body lady'
>Are you autistic?
Not particularly
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
*would it be
>Dream job
Film director
>Life goals
Dont die before 38
See more ghosts
Do something worthy of pride
>Favorite color
Idk, green! (Fuck u so much)
>Favorite animal
I rly like pretty beetles
>Favorite website
conspiracy theorist websites alwys fun
>Worst memory
Police warning
>Best memory
Times with my best friend who's MIA
>Something you wish you were really good at
Foreign languages
>Something you are really good at
Sleeping for dayz
>Biggest regret
Missed opportunities
>Greatest accomplishment
I'll get bk to u, i'm only 18
>Something you hate
People who lack self awareness
>Something you love
the moon
>Favorite color
...murder red
>Pic
dont have a clue
>Contact info
Want it? Reply

>>24386224
>Do you believe in God?
I believe in a (somewhat) singular deity, though I don't presume to know this to be a truth, nor to be able to ascribe (or even comprehend) any of that deity’s characteristics or motives (nor indeed believe those characteristics or motives to be at all knowable – in fact I consider it supreme arrogance to think that they are) So really, given that I believe 'God' to be undefined, nigh-indefinable (not to be confused with the ignostic belief of a God and the question of it's existence to be 'meaningless'), for all intents and purposes, I'm a functioning atheist. Bear in mind that while I do take issue with the notion of scientific realism (and by extension, Ockham’s Razor) as an epistemological tenant, most of my religious views are born primarily as a means of irritating my staunchly atheistic friends and family, so they’re not held with any particular piety.
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Depends. Do I believe that in the vastness of space there is other life - even other intelligent life? Sure. Do I believe that given the vastness of space, and the difficulty in identifying, communicating with, and actually reaching these aliens, they are worth much consideration during my lifetime? No.
>Do you believe in ghosts?
Depends what you mean by ghosts. I don't think there is any kind of corporeal projection from any sort of afterlife into the world.
>What happens when you die?
I don't know, and I don't really feel that it's worth much thought. The world probably dies with me; you’re probably just a figment of my imagination after all.
>Closest to death you have been?
I was once tied to the back of a truck, and dragged through the streets.
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
I broke a finger, getting it slammed in a car door when I was a wee lad. Does that count?
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Where I live, it's illegal not to, and I'm a good boy: I'd never break the law.
>Worst injury you have ever had?
See 'closest to death'

>>24386241
>Favorite color
You've already asked this.
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
I honestly couldn't tell you. I do a lot of stupid stuff.
>How often do you fap?
Rarely. Maybe once every two weeks.
>Shower before sex/oral?
Neither.
>Shower in morning or evening?
Both.
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Rarely.
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
All of the above, though only the first two with any real regularity.
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
I avoid difficult things as best I can.
>Favorite 4chan boards
/mu/, /soc/, /pol/, /y/, /hm/ - I really scrape the very depths of low.
>Favourite colour
You've already asked this (again).
>Are you fat?
Not yet. Give me another 20 years or so - I'm doing my best!
>Favorite subreddits
I spend 99% of my time on Reddit browsing r/Musictheory exclusively.
>Are you a feminist?
I'm an egalitarianist.
>Pro life or pro choice?
Pro-life in the idea society, with comprehensive, free healthcare and a functioning adoption system; pro-choice in any real society.
>4chan or Reddit?
The latter.
>Are you autistic?
My mother had me tested.
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
Honestly, I'm pretty boring with regards to wishes. I'd feel too guilty to really take advantage of most of the super-hero type powers that most people want, and I'd feel obliged into a life of altruism and charity, and honestly, that'd suck. I enjoy the process of things as much as things themselves, so I couldn't really wish for something like happiness or a particular talent. I think that I would wish to be able to effectively communicate (that's communicate, not influence) whatever I'm thinking/feeling/trying to express or convey to anyone.
>Favourite hobbies
I enjoy hearing people speak passionately about something that interests them, regardless of what the thing is. I also enjoy music (theory, composition, performance, and listening), and video games.

>>24386276
>Dream job
I guess I'm kind of doing it already. I guess I wouldn't mind a side-line thing invlving musicology and a bit of leisurely composition.
>Life goals
I haven't got one, and I resolutely refuse to form one. So maybe that?
>Favourite colour
Again?
>Favourite animal
I fucken' love animals. I couldn't possibly choose.
>Favorite website
Probably Reddit (I know, I know!)
>Worst memory
Uhhhmm... The one that jumps to mind is spending 4 years in a relationship that I didn't want to be in and the feelings of dependency, futility, dissatisfaction, guilt, and trepidation that went along with that.
>Best memory
I try not to have favourites. I've had so many moments in my life to be thankful for, in so many different ways, that to hold one above the others just seems silly.
>Something you wish you were really good at
People. I wish I was good at people.
>Something you are really good at
Music analysis, teaching, kids, animals, and eating.
>Biggest regret
I try not to have any regrets either. Almost every trying moment of my life that I look back on has benefited me in some invaluable way, and I'm as thankful for them as the positive moments of my life. I guess that the only things I regret are when cowardice or a decision lead me to miss once-in-a-lifetime experiences.
>Greatest accomplishment
That I am able to compose and express myself artistically despite being an analytical and not a creative person. Though that's a pretty common trait, and something that plenty of people have been able to achieve, I'm still very proud of it, since for me it did not at all come naturally, and entailed a lot of hard work.
>Something you hate
I can't really think of anything that I truely hate. I dislike plenty of things though.
>Something you love
Your mum.
>Favorite color
Really?
>Pic
See: 70s porno 'stache attatched in previous correspondence.
>Contact info
On Request.

>>24384377
>Race
>Mutt
Fuck. Now I look like a copycat.

>>24384382
What was the story about?

>>24386014
>Favorite music
>Lots of stuff.
>Anything that isn't...
Ugh. People should know by now not to say this.

>>24386017
>It may sound shallow, but being rich. Having enough money to live comfortably, not work, and have time for games and friends.
I think that's a perfectly reasonable wish, anon.

>>24386162
>Died twice by accident
Do tell.

>>24386232
>Getting down the stairs when I was like dying
I don't imagine that getting down the stairs is the hard part. Doing it in one piece, surely, was the challenge?

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>>24383614
>Sex
M
>Age
24
>Sexual orientation
Attracted to femininity, if they have a dick it's not a problem
>In a relationship?
No
>MBTI
INTP
>Location
California
>Race
white
>Birthplace
California
>Religious beliefs
none
>Job/school
community college
>Favorite books
clockwork orange, snow crash
>Favorite movies/TV
Bladerunner, taxi driver
>Favorite music
metal and synthwave
>Favorite sports
handegg
>Favorite vidya
wrpgs and shooters
>Hobbies
vidya, playing guitar, attempting to learn music production
>Favorite color
red
>Do you believe in God?
no
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
yes but not here
>Do you believe in ghosts?
no
>What happens when you die?
nothing
>Closest to death you have been?
Had https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuroleptic_malignant_syndrome
was in ICU for three days and hospital for a week
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
yes
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>Worst injury you have ever had?
greenstick fracture
>Most scared you have ever been?
when I was like 6-7 I had sleep paralysis and there was a head coming through the floor that was slowly rising up to get me
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
I was at the winchester mystery house and there was one room that was unusually cold
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
floored it going around a corner in a car with no traction control
>How often do you fap?
once a day
>Shower before sex/oral?
usually
>Shower in morning or evening?
evening
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every
time?
no
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
yes
(cont)

>>24386355
A struggling singer-songwriter who goes to his uncle's cabin in the Canadian wilderness, and weird shit happens (ants spelling out words, voices from the woods, specters, etc. He also deals with a disapproving father.

I don't think it's anything spectular, but I may revisit it someday and maybe try self-publishing it for shits and giggles.

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>>24387214
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
becoming not NEET
>Favorite 4chan boards
/v/, /vg/, /mu/, /g/
>Are you fat?
becoming less fat
>Are you a feminist?
no, egalitarian
>Pro life or pro choice?
choice
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan
>Are you autistic?
no
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
immortality
>Dream job
do nothing and get paid
>Life goals
don't die
>Favorite animal
cat
>Favorite website
4chan
>Worst memory
putting my first dog down
>Best memory
a sleepover birthday party with friends
>Something you wish you were really good at
guitar
>Something you are really good at
fixing computers
>Biggest regret
being oblivious to attention from girls
>Greatest accomplishment
not dying
>Something you hate
animal cruelty
>Something you love
hamboigahs
>Contact info
Kik: lateralus404

>>24386162
Whose your favorite wrestler (all time or current)

>Sex
female
>Age
27
>Sexual orientation
lesbian
>In a relationship?
yes
>Location
pacific northwest
>Race
white as bread
>Birthplace
california
>Religious beliefs
wiccan
>Job/school
graduated high school, got a film degree, thinking of going to college to become a kindergarten teacher
>Do you believe in God?
the pagan gods and goddesses, kinda
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
sure
>Do you believe in ghosts?
sure
>What happens when you die?
god i hope nothing happens. i need a break.
>Closest to death you have been?
when i was a little girl my father pushed me down the stairs, and then i also got very sick and dehydrated and spent a few months in the hospital. was very sick as a child
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
get conceived; totally not worth it
>How often do you fap?
eh, twice a week. i have sex more than i masturbate
>Shower in morning or evening?
evening showers are best showers
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
nope. don't do any of 'em
>Favorite 4chan boards
/soc/, /x/, /wg/, /lit/
>Are you fat?
i weigh about 110
>Are you a feminist?
yes
>Pro life or pro choice?
pro choice, so ya know, pro women
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan
>Are you autistic?
actually yes i am
>Dream job
kindergarten teacher/artist/author
>Life goals
same as above, plus get married, raise a family
>Favorite color
green
>Favorite animal
>Favorite website
www.mouchette.org
>Worst memory
my grandparents dying, or getting molested by my step sister
>Best memory
finishing my student feature film
>Something you wish you were really good at
chemistry
>Something you are really good at
art/writing
>Biggest regret
not coming out sooner
>Greatest accomplishment
befriending tom lehrer

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>>24387303
First you get down on your knees,
Fiddle with your rosary,
Bow your head with great respect, and
Genuflect, genuflect, genuflect...

>>24387303

>Favorite books
player one, hey nostradamus, john dies @ the end, lily & the octopus, battle royale, the little prince, lord of the flies, flowers for algernon, the light between oceans, sputnik sweetheart
>Favorite movies/TV
TV: community, wilfred, arrested development, flowers, ash vs the evil dead, lost, spaced, home movies, daria, animals, curb your enthusiasm, angie tribeca, athf, rvb, better off ted, party down, china il, dead like me, red dwarf, adventures of pete & pete, the tick
MOVIES: worlds greatest dad, i'm a cyborg & that's ok, a town called panic, ghost world, god bless america, the blair witch project, dead end, but i'm a cheerleader, may
>Favorite music
modest mouse, eve 6, mumford & sons, sparks, tism, flobots and too many more to name
>Favorite sports
i like watching girls play softball, otherwise i fucking hate sports
>Favorite vidya
portal 2, spyro, mass effect franchise, simcity 2000, warcraft 2, alan wake, mafia 2, catherine, the evil within, stubbs the zombie
>Hobbies
sex, camping, gardening, bicycle riding, comic book collecting, taxidermy, ouija boards, post mortem photography, cryptozoology

(this is so nowhere near complete but i'm too tired today)
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>>24387217
Huh. Sounds interesting enough to warrant expanding on. Best of luck with it.

>>24387232
Why on Earth would you want immortality?

>>24387303
>befriending tom lehrer
Bullshit. Nobody alive is that cool.

>>24387331
i lived in santa cruz for a few years, discovered he was a professor there, found his number and called him up. still call him on his birthday every year and still sometimes just to chat. he's a super nice guy. still very fucking funny.

>>24387338
What's his take on this election?

>>24387351
idk i haven't talked to him in a few months cause i was traveling. i should call and ask lol i can only imagine he's finding great humor from it.

>>24387354
Maybe. I suspect he would find it particularly troubling.

>>24387361
the great thing about the dude and his outlook on life is that everything is funny, even if it IS troubling. i wish he'd come up with new material about it, but being that he's in his 90s, i don't blame him for not

>>24387361
Oh come on. If the man can laugh at the threat of nuclear holocaust, I'm sure he can have a giggle at the antics of Trump and Hillary.

>Sex
male
>Age
20
>Sexual orientation
bisexual
>In a relationship?
Nope
>MBTI
INTJ
>Location
Dallas, TX (UTD campus)
>Race
white
>Birthplace
Arlington, TX
>Religious beliefs
laid back Lutheran
>Job/school
sophomore at UTD, self-employed Bitcoin Constant
>Favorite books
1984, Dune, Game of Thrones
>Favorite movies/TV
Ex Machina, Gravity Falls, Rick and Morty, Game of Thrones, Hannibal
>Favorite music
Pink Floyd, 21 pilots, Ludiovico
>Favorite sports
Swimming
>Favorite vidya
Total War, Just Cause, CS:GO
>Hobbies
Camping, Internet, Swimming
>Favorite color
Blue
>Do you believe in God?
Sure, why not
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
yes, not sure if they've been here though
>Do you believe in ghosts?
No
>What happens when you die?
rejoin the collective energy of the universe or some shit. Hopefully they have good food
>Closest to death you have been?
Nothing close enough to remember
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Yes
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>Worst injury you have ever had?
faceplant on chin, had my front adult teeth lodged so far up that I need a dentist to pull them down with braces
>Favorite color
Blue still
>Most scared you have ever been?
crazy dream about vampires
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
haunted hospital visit
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
shoplifted fucking condoms and got caught

>>24387440
>How often do you fap?
once every two days
>Shower in morning or evening?
evening
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
yes
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
weed pretty much daily now, drink once a week with friends
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
rubix cube, still can't crack that shit
>Favorite color
Blue you stupid fuck
>Are you a feminist?
no, still believe in equality of sexes, but I wouldn't call myself a feminist to avoid relation to SJWs
>Pro life or pro choice?
pro choice
>4chan or Reddit?
Reddit, easier to digest at work
>Are you autistic?
not that I'm aware of
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
probably Wolverine level immortalility with the ability to give it to loved ones
>Dream job
owning a company that runs itself
>Life goals
find a cute girl and travel the world
>Favorite color
BLUE
>Favorite animal
dogs are fun
>Favorite website
Wikipedia
>Worst memory
getting caugh shoplifting condoms
>Best memory
crazy good sex
>Something you wish you were really good at
programming, I'm okay but there are some ridiculously good programmers that I wish I could match
>Something you are really good at
time management and investing
>Contact info
kik:captaincorn2

>>24387440
>Total War
Which one?
You will be judged if you answer incorrectly.

>>24387375
Didn't mean to imply he couldn't also find humor in it. Just that it would be more serious than just a source of comedy.

>Sex
Male
>Age
21
>Sexual orientation
straight
>In a relationship?
no
>MBTI
ISTJ
>Location
Arizona, USA
>Race
white
>Birthplace
Arizona, USA
>Religious beliefs
none
>Job/school
Macy's
>Favorite books
1491: New Revelations of the Americas Before Columbus, Homage to Catalonia, The Reactionary Mind, North Korea: Another Country
>Favorite movies/TV
I don't watch TV or many movies
>Favorite music
rock
>Favorite sports
none
>Favorite vidya
Mass Effect
>Hobbies
reading, video games
>Favorite color
>Do you believe in God?
no
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
life probably exists elsewhere in the universe, but I doubt ayy lmaos have visited us
>Do you believe in ghosts?
no
>What happens when you die?
your body rots away
>Closest to death you have been?
can't remember, I've lived a pretty safe life
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
I was a passenger in one, and a driver in another (wasn't my fault though)
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>Worst injury you have ever had?
broken collar bone
>Favorite color
blue
>Most scared you have ever been?
my general anxiety about college/what comes after that
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
can't remember
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
drop out of college to work for a while
>How often do you fap?
daily
>Shower before sex/oral?
sure
>Shower in morning or evening?
morning

>>24387538

>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
only in public restrooms
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
no
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
installing linux?
>Favorite 4chan boards
/g/, /v/, /soc/, /r9k/
>Are you fat?
starting to be...
>Favorite subreddits
don't have any
>Are you a feminist?
I'm neutral on feminism, pro equality
>Pro life or pro choice?
pro choice
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan
>Are you autistic?
no, but I'm close to it
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
an end to world poverty
>Dream job
being a paid shitposter
>Life goals
be comfy
>Favorite animal
dog
>Favorite website
4chan
>Worst memory
idk
>Best memory
idk
>Something you wish you were really good at
sex
>Something you are really good at
reading
>Biggest regret
being such a beta in high school, not trying harder in college (I'm going back soon though)
>Greatest accomplishment
I got a 3.8 GPA in high school
>Something you hate
conflict
>Something you love
shitposting
>Pic
nope
>Contact info
don't really want to give it out

>>24386162
>>24386232
how can I come in contact with the person that has filled up this form?

>>24387331
Because I want to see humanity progress. I also want to explore space and that is highly unlikely.

>>24387565
And then what? See humanity collapse? Wander through space alone for all eternity?

>>24387584
>Wander through space alone for all eternity
sounds like a dream to me desu senpai

>>24387590
Sounds like a nightmare to me. Having to bear witness to the slow decay of all that you know and love, and everything you could ever learn to know and love in an infinite lifetime, and watching helplessly as the heat-death of the universe slowly drags all possible new connection further and further out of reach until there is nothing but cold, desolate and dead black in all directions.

>Sex >m
>Age >25
>Sexual orientation >
>In a relationship? >a pathetic excuse for one
>MBTI >INFJ
>Location >USA
>Race >German
>Birthplace >Montana
>Religious beliefs >its odd
>Job/school >Surgical Tech at hospital
>Favorite books >Percy Jackson Series, Harry potter
>Favorite movies/TV >Supernatural, Flash, Sci-fi/fantasy
>Favorite music >everything but hip hop/rap
>Favorite sports >soccer
>Favorite vidya >LoZ: Link to the past
>Hobbies >Playing vidya, reading, cooking
>Favorite color >Forrest green
>Do you believe in God? >no
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos? >the fuck?
>Do you believe in ghosts? >yes
>What happens when you die? >you die
>Closest to death you have been? >Died and brought back
>Have you ever been in a car crash? >yes
>Do you always wear a seatbelt? >no
>Worst injury you have ever had? >broken all ribs, left leg, right arm, neck and back at the same time
>Favorite color >already answered?
>Most scared you have ever been? >riding roller coaster for the first time
>Spookiest experience you've ever had? >something was thrown at me when iwas the only one home
>Stupidest thing you've ever done? >attempt to cheat
>How often do you fap? >too much
>Shower before sex/oral? >eh, doesnt matter
>Shower in morning or evening? >evening
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, >of course....gross every time?>yes
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs? >not anymore
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted >life
>Favorite 4chan boards >/b/ /soc/ /gif/ /v/ /x/
>Favorite color >ffs, again with this shit?
>Are you fat? >i think so, but others say no

>>24387599
Wow, sorry. I'm a little sleep deprived, and I've been watching Black Mirror. Apparently that combination brings out my inner angsty teen. Please ignore.

>>24387602
>Favorite subreddits
none
>Are you a feminist?
nope
>Pro life or pro choice?
choice
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan
>Are you autistic?
nope
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
to reach into my pocket, and pull out exact change for whatever im buying.
>Dream job
i dont know
>Life goals
to be happy with what ive done in this world
>Favorite color
omfg again with this bullshit?
>Favorite animal
penguin
>Favorite website
uhhhhhh......
>Worst memory
being raped and beaten by father and brother
>Best memory
remembering what it felt like to be loved for the first time by a red headed girl who was my friends sister
>Something you wish you were really good at
life, making money
>Something you are really good at
mechanic work
>Biggest regret
staying with the girl im with
>Greatest accomplishment
buying a house
>Something you hate
how people call whites racist and get mad when they themselves are racist and get called out on said bullshit
>Something you love
chocolate
>Favorite color
....really? is this an ongoing joke or somethin?
>Pic
ehhhh if there is enough interest i will
>Contact info
ask for it

>Sex
Male
>Age
21
>Sexual orientation
Futacock ethusiast, girls are cool too
>In a relationship?
No
>MBTI
INFP
>Location
California, USA
>Race
Hispanic/White
>Birthplace
Ohio
>Religious beliefs
None
>Job/school
Currently looking for a job, stuck in community college
>Favorite books
Lazarillo de Tormes, Don Quixote, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
>Favorite movies/TV
American Psycho, Whisper of the Heart
>Favorite music
Almost anything, mostly prog rock and electronic stuff
>Favorite sports
None
>Favorite vidya
Fallout: New Vegas, Smash 4, Risk of Rain
>Hobbies
Drawing, masturbating, walking
>Favorite color
Sky blue
>Do you believe in God?
No
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Yes
>Do you believe in ghosts?
No
>What happens when you die?
I dunno
>Closest to death you have been?
Almost starved myself to death a couple of weeks ago
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Only a very minor one
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Only when I'm in the car
>Worst injury you have ever had?
No clue
>Favorite color
You already asked this
>Most scared you have ever been?
No clue
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
I once heard someone whisper "hi" in my room, but I was the only one in the house
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Everything
>How often do you fap?
2-5 times a day
>Shower before sex/oral?
Nope, both girls that I've been with really like how I smell normally and I normally don't get very dirty
>Shower in morning or evening?
Afternoon
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Only when I'm in public or with friends
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Ibuprofen is all I do
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Life

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Part 2 of >>24387676 because I finished basically all of it before realizing that it was too long to post.
>Favorite 4chan boards
/i/, /f/, and /his/
>Favorite color
Stop
>Are you fat?
No
>Favorite subreddits
None
>Are you a feminist?
I don't know
>Pro life or pro choice?
Choice
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan
>Are you autistic?
No, are you?
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
I want to be able to manipulate time
>Dream job
Vidya creator
>Life goals
Stay alive until the people that care about me are either gone or forget me
>Favorite color
Fuck off
>Favorite animal
Bunny
>Favorite website
4chan
>Worst memory
I have a lot of them
>Best memory
I'm not sure
>Something you wish you were really good at
Math
>Something you are really good at
Thinking
>Biggest regret
Losing one of my closest friends a month or two ago
>Greatest accomplishment
Making it this far
>Something you hate
Rude people
>Something you love
Butts
>Favorite color
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Pic
Pic related
>Contact info
Discord is Dokidoki#8861

>>24386355
Aha well I put that because i wanted to make clear that it wasnt on purpose. But yh when I was a kid I had SUDEP twice (Sudden Unexpected Death in Epilepsy) I dont remember the details
>>24386355
Aha and no It was actually the action of getting down the stairs. Not a good story but, I'm also diabetic, I woke up with a blood sugar that kills most people and i had to get down two flights of stairs to the fridge... Hard stuff xD

>>24387544
My email and skype is [email protected]
>>24387303
I really like Seth Rollins

>>24388052
Sweet, he's one of my current favorites too, along with Jericho and KO. Apparently, he's got an injured rib, so I hope he's not out for too long again.

>>24388103
Yh i heard that too! it's just a rib, he'll be fine. KO is jokes xD

>>24383614
(1/2)

>>Sex
Male
>>Age
18
>>Sexual orientation
Bisexual
>>In a relationship?
No, never been.
>>MBTI
I don't know. I don't care to know.
>>Location
Phoenix, AZ, USA, North America, Earth
>>Race
Black
>>Birthplace
Philadelphia, PA, USA, North America, Earth
>>Religious beliefs
Doubtful agnostic. Not a 50/50 agnostic.
>>Job/school
NEET (oh boy, that's not going to look good on paper...a black neet)
>>Favorite books
The Bell Jar (Sylvia Plath), On the Heights of Despair, The Trouble With Being Born (Emil Cioran), and Goosebumps #19: Deep Trouble (R.L. Stine)
>>Favorite movies/TV
Her (Spike Jonze), Mysterious Skin (Gregg Araki), Xiu Xiu: The Sent Down Girl (Joan Chenn), Blue Valentine (Derek Cianfrance), Frank (Lenny Abrahamson)
>>Favorite music
Arcade Fire EP, Funeral, Neon Bible, The Suburbs, Reflektor (Arcade Fire), To Be Kind, The Seer, Filth, Cop (Swans), Shaking the Habitual, Silent Shout (The Knife), II (Crystal Castles), Wonderful Rainbow (Lightning Bolt), Fetch (Melt Banana), The Money Store, Government Plates, No Love Deep Web (Death Grips), (), Takk..., Ágætis byrjun, Valtari (Sigur Rós), Deathconsciousness (Have a Nice Life), Giles Corey (Giles Corey), Fabulous Muscles, Knife Play, Always, Angel Guts: Red Classroom (Xiu Xiu), EP2, LP1, M3LL155X (FKA twigs)and a bunch of others but you get the point

(cont.)

>>24388295
(cont. 2/3, apparently)

>>Favorite sports
not interested
>>Favorite vidya
VVVVVV, That Dragon, Cancer, not very interested in vidya desu
>>Hobbies
I make music no one will ever hear. I also like throwing a fork in the garbage disposal to cover up my screams sometimes.
>>Favorite color
Blue
>>Do you believe in God?
No, but I don't deny the possibility that he might exist
>>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Yeah, but I can't really know if they've ever visited earth
>>Do you believe in ghosts?
eh...no...maybe not...idk
>>What happens when you die?
I don't know, nobody knows. I think we just disappear. We cease to exist; become nothing.
>>Closest to death you have been?
Suicide attempt, 2012
>>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Yeah
>>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>>Worst injury you have ever had?
I have loose knees. They disband sometimes. Hurts like a motherfucker and leaves me sore for weeks.
>>Most scared you have ever been?
I'm scared of everything, I dunno
>>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
Long story, will have to write in another post.
>>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Continue to live lol
>>How often do you fap?
Every day. Sometimes twice.
>>Shower before sex/oral?
Yeah, but I'm a virgin still so it doesn't really matter

>>24388305
(cont. 3/4: this is getting ridiculous edition)
>>Shower in morning or evening?
Evening.
>>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Only in public. At home I just sit down. No need to wash your hands if you don't touch your dick.
>>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
No; mostly because smoking seems like it kinda sucks (with people constantly berating you about how bad it is for your health, and it doesn't get you high or anything), I'm under the drinking age, and I don't have enough social connections to get weed.
>>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
I don't know. I guess I don't take risks :/
>>Favorite 4chan boards
/mu/, /lit/, /g/ sometimes
>>Favorite color
what the fuck
>>Are you fat?
a lil
>>Favorite subreddits
r/indieheads, r/ooer, r/ooerintensifies
>>Are you a feminist?
I wouldn't say so, no. But I'm not an MRA either.
>>Pro life or pro choice?
Pro...choice, I guess. But only under certain circumstances; I don't think you should just abort your kid willy-nilly.
>>4chan or Reddit?
They both have their merits and drawbacks.
>>Are you autistic?
Probably. But no. But probably.
>>If you could have one wish, what is it?
For infinite wishes
>>Dream job
Musician or sound engineer. Too much of a pussy to be a musician.
>>Life goals
I...uh...I don't really have goals.
>>Favorite color
seriously
>>Favorite animal
Guinea pigs. No, cuttlefish. No, mantis shrimp. Actually, no, guinea pigs.
>>Favorite website
yyyyyyy.info
>>Worst memory
my entire childhood. some shit went down I'd rather not remember
>>Best memory
when I was 5 my mother took me to Disney World unnanounced
>>Something you wish you were really good at
I wish I were good at playing the harp. I want to learn to play the harp
>>Something you are really good at
I don't really know. There are a few things that I like to do, but nothing at which I seriously excel.
>>Biggest regret
oh boy

>>24388309
(cont. 4/4: sorry I ramble so much edition)

>>Greatest accomplishment
I don't know.
>>Something you hate
I don't really hate anything. I used to hate people in general back when I was le edgiest teen in the room, but not so much anymore.
>>Something you love
I love my guinea pigs.
>>Favorite color
...
>>Pic
no thanks
>>Contact info
no thanks

>>24387720
What I meant was that if the diabetes had killed you, you'd have probably made it to the bottom of the stairs through the natural application of gravity anyway. You just wouldn't survive the journey.

>>24388295
>Favorite music
Gosh, you reek of /mu/.
>Favorite 4chan boards
Yeup. What a surprise. You know you don't have to shape the entirety of your music taste according to what's popular on there, right?

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>Sex
Male.

>Age
22

>Sexual orientation
Heterosexual.

>In a relationship?
No.

>MBTI
ISTJ.

>Location
Russia, Saratov.

>Race
Half-white, half-asian.

>Birthplace
Same as location.

>Religious beliefs
Atheist.

>Job/school
Full-time software developer, last year of uni.

>Favorite books
"Solaris" by Lem, "Fear and loathing in Las-Vegas" by Thompson, "The compromise" by Dovlatov.

>Favorite movies/TV
Don't have any.

>Favorite music
Same.

>Favorite sports
Same.

>Favorite vidya
Space rangers, Gothic, Deus Ex, WoW.

>Hobbies
Reading.

>Favorite color
Grey.

>>24389168
Part two.

>Do you believe in God?
No.

>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Not in the UFO stories. But there is a possibility that there is some extraterrestrial life, intelligent or not.

>Do you believe in ghosts?
Not.

>What happens when you die?
Ask someone who is dead.

>Closest to death you have been?
When I was punched in solar plexus while doing martial arts.

>Have you ever been in a car crash?
No.

>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes.

>Worst injury you have ever had?
When I was a kid, I fell on a sharp rock and got a 2 cm deep wound in my leg.

>Favorite color
It's still grey.

>Most scared you have ever been?
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Do not know what to write to any of these.

>How often do you fap?
Once a day.

>Shower before sex/oral?
KHV and do not think I'll ever have sex, so that's irrelevant.

>Shower in morning or evening?
Evening.

>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Yes.

>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
No.

>>24389171
Part three.

>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Do not know what to write here.

>Favorite 4chan boards
Do not have any.

>Favorite color
Grey.

>Are you fat?
Yes.

>Favorite subreddits
Do not have any.

>Are you a feminist?
No.

>Pro life or pro choice?
Pro choice.

>4chan or Reddit?
Both are shit, but 4chan doesn't require creating an account. So, 4chan.

>Are you autistic?
No.

>If you could have one wish, what is it?
To have enough money to live until my death.

>Dream job
Already have one.

>Life goals
Do not have any.

>>24389175
Part four.

>Favorite color
Grey.

>Favorite animal
Rat.

>Favorite website
Do not have any.

>Worst memory
Do not have any specifically good or bad memories.

>Best memory
Same.

>Something you wish you were really good at
Drawing.

>Something you are really good at
Programming.

>Biggest regret
Do not have any.

>Greatest accomplishment
Have not done anything great in my life.

>Something you hate
When I'm busy and someone starts talking to me. I also hate being touched by other people.

>Something you love
Good books.

>Favorite color
Grey.

>>24389168
So, is Russia really as homophobic, transphobic, etc as it seems?

Also, The Compromise is wonderful. It's like Kafka, but not so painful.

Also, surely everyone has enough money to live until they die?

>>24389206
> So, is Russia really as homophobic, transphobic, etc as it seems?
Yup. But not on the level of killing people for being openly gay.

> Also, surely everyone has enough money to live until they die?
I meant death because of old age.

>>24389239
>Not on the level of killing people for being openly gay.
Oh, okay, because I'm constantly hearing about that sort of stuff exactly, and it's such a shame, because I love the language, and big chunks of the culture, but I don't particularly want to be killed, so you know, it puts me off going a little.

>I meant death because of old age.
I know. Just teasing.

>Sex: Male (Yes please)
>Age: 34
>Sexual orientation: Straight
>In a relationship? In an open/poyamorous marriage.
>MBTI - ENTP
>Location - Iceland
>Race - Caucassian?
>Birthplace - Iceland
>Religious beliefs - Atheist
>Job/school - Both.
>Hobbies - Brewing, swimming, rock climbing, yoga, politics
>Favorite color - Mustard yellow
>Do you believe in ghosts? - I want to say no. But I had weird experiences I can't explain.
>What happens when you die? - Nothing. You die. That's it.
>Closest to death you have been? - I had to be revived from drowning when I was a kid.
>Have you ever been in a car crash? - Not to mention.
>Do you always wear a seatbelt? - Yes.
>Worst injury you have ever had? - Broke 3 ribs.
>Most scared you have ever been? - Sitting in a car with a drunk old guy I didn't really know, in mexico.
>Spookiest experience you've ever had? - Where shall I start?
>Stupidest thing you've ever done? - Gotten drunk and broke a windshield of a car for no reason.
>How often do you fap? - Daily?
>Shower before sex/oral? - If possible. I'm pretty clean most often, so it's not a huge issue.
>Shower in morning or evening? - Either.
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time? - Yes.
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs? - Drink.
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted - I really don't know.
>Favorite 4chan boards - Soc of course.
>Are you fat? - No.
>Are you a feminist? - Yes.
>Pro life or pro choice? - Pro choice.
>4chan or Reddit? - 4chan
>Are you autistic? - No
>If you could have one wish, what is it? - To read peoples minds.
>Dream job - Changes every year or so. I'd like to be a pro brewer today.
>Life goals - Ever changing.
>Favorite animal - Curculionidaes
>Worst memory - Have no idea really.
>Best memory - Have no idea really.
>Something you wish you were really good at - Running.
>Something you are really good at - Cooking.
--continued--

Continued!
>>24389326
>Biggest regret - Regrets are for loosers.
>Greatest accomplishment - Really don't know.
>Something you hate - Racists.
>Something you love - Submissive girls.
>Contact info
-kik: mcothor
-skype: gg33freak

>>24389326
>open/poyamorous marriage
How'd that come about? How's it going?

>Sex
Male
>Age
24
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>In a relationship?
Yup, long-distance at the moment though which fucking sucks
>MBTI
ISTJ
>Location
Scotland (should be Sweden)
>Race
White/Mixed? (half Arab)
>Birthplace
Scotland
>Religious beliefs
Atheist
>Job/school
Currently a full-time carer for my stroked up parents
>Favorite books
Oryx & Crake, The Catcher in the Rye, mainly graphic novels really.
>Favorite movies/TV
The Thing, RHPS, The Breakfast Club, Star Wars, Moon, Blade Runner, They Live, etc.
The Wire, Mad Men, Hell on Wheels, TWD, GoT, Rick and Morty, Archer, It's Always Sunny, etc.
>Favorite music
Led Zeppelin, Rush, Foo Fighters, Kings of Leon, RHCP, Ramones, David Bowie, Funkadelic, A Tribe Called Quest, Sam Cooke, The Rolling Stones, The Police, etc.
>Favorite sports
N/A
>Favorite vidya
Red Dead Redemption, Streets of Rage II, Duck Tales, Pokémon, GTA, Elder Scrolls, The Witcher 3
>Hobbies
Reading and playing games is pretty much all I the motivation for
>Favorite color
Purple/Red-purple
>Do you believe in God?
Nope
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Yup
>Do you believe in ghosts?
Nope
>What happens when you die?
Nothingness, which seems pretty fucking peaceful to me
>Closest to death you have been?
Maybe a couple of months ago when I was using a table saw and had to fight myself from shoving my wrist into the blade, heh
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Nope
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yeah, when I remember
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Either shot in the head with a metal pellet or falling head first onto marble flooring from the top bunk nearly snapping my neck, I was 3

To Be Continued...

>>24389353

>Most scared you have ever been?
The nightmare I had after watching Stephen King's IT for the first time, completely fucked me up
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
None that I can recall
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Leaving high school a few months before finishing because my anxiety and depression got so bad that I couldn't even make it half way there without falling to pieces
>How often do you fap?
Once every few days maybe
>Shower before sex/oral?
Only if really dirty for sex and definitely for oral
>Shower in morning or evening?
Both
>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yup
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Nope
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Uprooting my whole life and moving to Sweden, leaving everything and everyone I knew behind
>Favorite 4chan boards
N/A
>Are you fat?
Yup
>Favorite subreddits
N/A
>Are you a feminist?
Yeah, I'd say so (probably gonna get shat on for that, huh?)
>Pro life or pro choice?
The latter
>4chan or Reddit?
Neither
>Are you autistic?
I've been told I seem as if I am
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
Just to be comfortable, that's all I want
>Dream job
Something related to creating video games maybe
>Life goals
Absolutely none atm
>Favorite animal
Giraffe
>Favorite website
N/A
>Worst memory
I honestly have no idea
>Best memory
The first three weeks I spent with my girlfriend, first time we met
>Something you wish you were really good at
Socialising
>Something you are really good at
Procrastinating
>Biggest regret
Same as the stupid shit
>Greatest accomplishment
Ahahahaha
>Something you hate
Myself
>Something you love
Girlfriend, cat
>Contact info
kik - mister.meeseeks
snapchat - me.meeseeks

>>24389335
Started out with me just fucking around behind her back. She never found out untill I figured it'd make sense to tell her, even if I figured she wouldn't sgree to have an open thing... because...

a) If she'd find out it'd be over between us in a bad way.
b) If I'd come clean, I'd have a fighting chance of it ending without being it being too bad.
c) There was a slight chance she could actually consider the idea.

So, weighing the options and possible outcomes I just jumped for it. Had a rough few months, but she... from the start.. was willing to work on it, as was I. So, babysteps! We just talked and talked and talked and then experimented on her pace. Eventually she grew accustomed to it, and didn't really want to go back ever. :) I mean... it IS a pretty swell thing.

But. It's a lot of work. Always.

(1/2)
>Sex
M
>Age
19
>Sexual orientation
Dunno
>In a relationship?
Nope. Never had one.
>MBTI
INTJ/P
>Location
RSA
>Race
Caucasian
>Birthplace
RSA
>Religious beliefs
Atheist
>Job/school
University - 2nd year
>Favorite books
1984, Brave New World, Do Android Dream of Electric Sheep, The Time Machine
>Favorite movies/TV
Akira, GITS, Laputa, Kaiba, One Piece, Spirited Away, New Getter Robo, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Memories
>Favorite music
Belle & Sebastian, Comus, Death Grips, Judee Sill, Johanna Newsom, Jens Lekman, fishmans, toe, The Decemberists, Deltron 3030, RTJ, Noname -- much more!
>Favorite sports
pro-wrestling, MMA, esports (fighting games)
>Favorite vidya
Cavestory, SotC, ICO, Ratchet & Clank, Gravity Rush, Prince of Persia Trilogy, inFamous, Rayman Origins/Legends, Spyro trilogy, Crash (the good stuff), Tekken, Smash, Pokemon

Oops, (2/3)

>Hobbies
Writing, maths, pro-wrestling, animu, vidya, podcasts
>Favorite color
Don't have one.
>Do you believe in God?
Nope.
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Yes, very very very far away from us.
>Do you believe in ghosts?
Nope.
>What happens when you die?
Oblivion. :(
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
No major ones.
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Always
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Pattela dislocation (I have some great knee jokes)
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
I used to jump off of many high things when I was little -- this could have ended badly.
>Shower in morning or evening?
Morning, evening, and afternoon.
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
No
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Current degree?
>Favorite 4chan boards
/mu/,/r9k/,/soc/,/g/ -- /lgbt/,/v/,/vr/,/vg/,/co/,a/,/lit/,/his/adv/ are good too.
>Are you fat?
Don't think so.
>Favorite subreddits
mostly cancer -- /r/math or /r/anxiety maybe.
>Are you a feminist?
Traditional feminist, I think.
>Pro life or pro choice?
Choice.
>4chan or Reddit?
Ha! 4chan
>Are you autistic?
Dunno
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
More wishes?
>Dream job
Mathematician
>Life goals
^
>Favorite animal
Ceolocanth

(3/3)

>Favorite website
4chan.org, wusoup.com, or youtube.com
>Worst memory
Death of my grandmother
>Best memory
Playing vidya at my gran's house during school holidays.
>Something you wish you were really good at
Maths
>Something you are really good at
Dunno
>Biggest regret
Not studying harder in grades 9-11
>Greatest accomplishment
Dunno
>Something you hate
/pol/, animal abuse, hunters
>Something you love
my family, my dogs, and my study (desktop+ipod+laptop)
>Contact info
[email protected] (feel free to message if you are interested)

>>24386162
>>24384377

Do either of you watch non-Fed stuff?

>>24389434
I occasionally catch some Lucha Underground and NJPW.

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>>24383614


>Sex
male
>Age
24
>Sexual orientation
CIS Attack helicopter
>In a relationship?
NOPE
>MBTI
INFP
>Location
South Africa
>Race
White
>Religious beliefs
Still working on this, studying human consciousness and figuring out what is going.
>Job/school
3d Artist / photographer
>Favorite books
too many
>Favorite movies/TV
fear and loathing, enter the void , Rick and Morty.
>Favorite music
Tool, Animals as Leaders, Sleep , [ dark / high tech ] psytrance.
>Favorite sports
CSGO / Dota
>Favorite vidya
Half Life, STALKER , torchlight 2. CO-OP stuff
>Hobbies
Psychedelics, enthobotany.
>Favorite color
No can't choose
>Do you believe in God?
God or proof of god were interactions with alien or various alien civilizations that the ancient civilizations interpreted as a divine creator.
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
See above. ( just a theory)
We can't assume we are the only advanced life in this seemingly infinite universe.
>Do you believe in ghosts?
Perhaps.
>What happens when you die?
No clue, but perhaps we return to being one consciousness and from there we are re-input into another vessel capable of holding what we are in this 3d reality. Perhaps
>Closest to death you have been?
650ug of LSD in the mountains. Saw all points of my existence.
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Fell of the back of a moving truck onto a dirt road.
>Favorite color
Too many
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Stolen a Giant chess piece
>How often do you fap?
once ever 3 or so days
>Shower before sex/oral?
Only if i have enough time to put my robe and wizzard hat on.
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
yes
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
LSD , weed,
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted

>>24389739

pt2


>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
LSD , weed, shrooms, 5-MEO MIPT, LSA, MDMA, extacy, speed, Ritalin.

>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Group work project with 3 fuckups, a weaabo brony, a fuckboi italian with aspergers and a guy with a transformers / dinosaur fetish ( yes dinosaur erotic fan fiction)
>Favorite 4chan boards
/3/ /p/ /g/ /ic/ /v/ /pol/ /soc/
>Favorite color
No, i cant choose
>Are you fat?
was a fat kid , not anymore can walk 10km in a day.
>Favorite subreddits
don't use it enough
>Are you a feminist?
HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER YOU SHITLORD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
No but i believe in absolute equality for any individual intelligent enough to contribute in a positive way to society, but those who don't should not be allowed to breed.
>Pro life or pro choice?
If the parent is capable of raising the child yes, have babby but if mommy is a crackwhore or looking for alimony money she should be sterilized.
yes pro choice.
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan
>Are you autistic?
Nope, i am very empathetic.
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
psychic abilities, would be nice to see how fucked up other peoples minds are.
>Dream job
Owning an animation studio run by my loli harem. Haha oh thats fucked up.
Actually being an art director at a game studio.
>Life goals
GIT GUD at VFX stuff, own my own business, get shekels but not be blinded by greed.
>Something you wish you were really good at
Wish i could code and had a greater understanding of mathematics.
>Something you are really good at
Coming up with crazy ideas and convincing people they are real. ( the suspension of disbelief)
>Biggest regret
Not telling someone i had feelings for them.
>Something you hate
Mass media, and the unrelenting rate in which the populace consumes it.
>Something you love
Creative shit, making art with people, causing chaos online with my friends, eating good food.

>Contact info
SpaceHamsterBagel

>>24389021
Aha! No my stairs aren't like that. I would've gotten three steps before my balcony would be like "Stop, bitch!"

>>24389739
>>24389750
Goddamn, you sound like the least appealing person I've ever seen muster the wherewithal to write.

You're not studying human consciousness, you don't have engage in ethnobiology as a hobby; you're just a junkie. Hell, you're the junkie archetype. Your music taste, favourite movie, theistic stance, views on the afterlife, nearest-to-death experience, and self-satisfaction paint you as a fucking caricature of a junkie.

According to your own twisted and only half-considered sociopolitical views, you deserve sterilisation. I mean, Jesus: You honestly believe that women have children in hopes of making money off of alimony, and that the single most powerful tool mankind has is somehow one of it's greatest vices!

>>24389886
Ahh, it's one of the ones that turn, huh?
Well, good job navigating them and not dying! Top marks!

>>24389021
>>Favorite music
>Gosh, you reek of /mu/.
>>Favorite 4chan boards
>Yeup. What a surprise. You know you don't have to shape the entirety of your music taste according to what's popular on there, right?
I know, I suck. To be fair, though, I actually was listening to most of those artists before I knew what 4chan was (newish user) so I just sort of naturally gravitated toward /mu/ really. It was bound to happen at some point.

>>24389920
STATUS: RUSTLED

>Sex
Male
>Age
22
>Sexual orientation
Bi
>In a relationship?
Nope
>MBTI
I forget, dont feel like finding out again
>Location
Anchorage, Alaska
>Race
White
>Birthplace
Seattle,WA
>Religious beliefs
The closest thing is agnostic, but thats not completely accurate. I'm more inclined to believe there is something out there, but I dont know what.
>Job/school
Was in college, but hated it and living in the states. Moved back to Alaska, and am living with friends.
>Favorite books
Anything by Brandon Sanderson, Harry Potter, read so many good books I dont even rememer anymore.
>Favorite movies/TV
Movies: Interstellar, Edge of Tomorrow, Wolf Children. TV: Walking dead, Peaky Blinders, Bobs Burgers
>Favorite music
desu I dont listen to much music. I like Billy idol, Infected Muschroom, classic rock, and good dubstep
>Favorite sports
Football, and watching the Olympics
>Favorite vidya
Multiplayer games I can enjoy with friends
>Hobbies
Woodworking, tabletop RPGs,
>Favorite color
Purple
>Do you believe in God?
Not the christian God, or any variation of it. It's hard to explain what I believe in. I cant fit it here, and my perception of god changes as I go. Basically, god is the universe, and we are all god to some degree.
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
My conspiracy theorist friend claims hes seen it, but idk man
>Do you believe in ghosts?
Probably not, but I'm not completely closed to the idea.

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>>24390096
Honestly, I don't know if that makes it better or worse.

On another note, what's r/ooer? And why the harp of all things? Harps are silly instruments, and that's coming from someone who can semi-competently play a zither (which is basically just a harp turned on it's side).

>>24390101
Pic related: My jimmies.

>What happens when you die?
The current belief I'm choosing to entertain is that we are all a part of the universe, and when we die we lose our individuality for a time.
>Closest to death you have been?
I was very suicidal for a number of years. Came close to walking in front of a train, and running my car off a cliff.
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Yes, when I was very young.
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Most of the time.
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Nothing worth mentioning
>Favorite color
Purple
>Most scared you have ever been?
The night my brother died, and I was driving to his house after I got the call.
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
Vivid nightmares
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Went to college
>How often do you fap?
Every day for the most part. Sometimes I get bored and stop for a week or two
>Shower before sex/oral?
Always
>Shower in morning or evening?
Evening
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Most times
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yes, socially
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
College
>Favorite 4chan boards
/tg/diy/
>Favorite color
PURPLE
>Are you fat?
Yep
>Favorite subreddits
idk
>Are you a feminist?
In theory
>Pro life or pro choice?
Pro life, but I respect pro choice and have nothing against it
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan
>Are you autistic?
No
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
To stop my brother from killing himself
>Dream job
Doing nothing forever, and getting paid to do so
>Life goals
Doing nothing and not being poor as shit

>Favorite animal
Dogs
>Favorite website
google
>Worst memory
Night my brother died.
>Best memory
Motorcyle ride with my dad
>Something you wish you were really good at
Woodworking, or being able to to stick with things I want to do
>Something you are really good at
Being friendly
>Biggest regret
Not killing myself before my brother did. Recurring theme here.
>Greatest accomplishment
Overcoming depression
>Something you hate
People that leave the carts in the middle of the parking lot WHEN THE CART RETURN IS 10 GOD DAMN FEET AWAY
>Something you love
DOGS
>Favorite color
fuck, really?
>Pic
Nah, maybe if we talk more
>Contact info
Kik: AKfunlover907 skype: robustecapist

>>24390119
>Tabletop RPGs,

I've been meaning to get into tabletop RPGs, but never found myself a group of friends willing to play anything but DnD and Pathfinder. Do you have any recommendations for ones which can be played with only 3-4 people, and which leave a lot of wiggle-room for the GM to get inventive, and break lots of rules on a whim without unbalancing it?

>>24390141
I've found D&D 5th edition to be the best for both beginners and flexible rules. It's designed to be modified for your preferences and group, unlike previous versions. If you dont want to play D&D I would recommend Savage Worlds. It's designed to be used for multiple genres, not just fantasy. On a related note, never play Shadowrun if you want flexible rules. Just. Just dont do it.

>>24390121
r/ooer is a subreddit that literally makes no sense whatsoever until you turn off CSS in reddit's settings. it looks like total chaos but it's actually a feat of software engineering. r/ooerintensifies is basically r/ooer, but it also shakes violently.

and you step off the harp it's a god damned beautiful instrument. my grandmother played the harp. she used to teach me when I was very, very young, but it's been such a long time, I don't think I could ever actually be good at it again. my little arms couldn't reach the back end and my grandma had to hold it up for me while I played.

>>24390153
Thanks for the suggestions! I'll definitely give Savage Worlds a look.

>>24390174
there's also r/subredditfuckup which is...erm...much, much worse

>>24390175
No problem, hope you succeed with it. It's difficult finding a group that stays together over multiple session and is willing to do things other than just be retarded, and dick around. But once you do, it's immensely satisfying and memorable fun.

>>24390174
>r/ooer, r/ooerintensifies, r/subredditfuckup
Huh... Neat, I guess. I wonder if there's a way to build a subreddit where the style sheet forces a popup or something which imitates the locked subreddit or subreddit not found screen perfectly from almost any point of the screen you could mouse-over.

>Harps
Well, I do wish you the best of luck with it. Lord knows you'll need it. I can play more than 20 instruments fairly competently, often a few at a time, but I'll be fucked if I can so much as play Mary Had a Little Lamb on a harp.

>Sex
Male
>Age
23
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>In a relationship?
Fuck no
>MBTI
INTP
>Location
Sweden
>Race
White
>Birthplace
Sweden
>Religious beliefs
Atheist
>Job/school
Daytrader
>Favorite books
Artemis Fowl, Thus spoke Zarahustra, 1984.
>Favorite movies/TV
The Wire, Generation Kill, Trailer park boys
>Favorite music
Everything, depending on mood.
>Favorite sports
Hockey
>Favorite vidya
Guild Wars 2
>Hobbies
Cars, fishing, music
>Favorite color
Purple
>Do you believe in God?
Nope.jpg
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Straight ballin nigga
>Do you believe in ghosts?
Yeah man I'm haunted by my past
>What happens when you die?
The void
>Closest to death you have been?
Overdose
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Yeah a few times
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
I do now fool.
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Fucked up back
>Most scared you have ever been?
I don't get scared man I get hyped.
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
No
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Not saying that shit here lmao.
>How often do you fap?
If I don't get laid I fap like once maybe twice a week.
>Shower before sex/oral?
Depends
>Shower in morning or evening?
Both
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Lmao no
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Smoke, drink. Sober from drugs 2 years.

>>24390231
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Making a woman happy.
>Favorite 4chan boards
/fit/, /soc/
>Are you fat?
Nope
>Favorite subreddits
Reddit is fucking stupid
>Are you a feminist?
:^)
>Pro life or pro choice?
Pro not being a dad with a slut.
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan
>Are you autistic?
I come from /fit/ so.. Yes?
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
Making sure everyone I care about is taken care of when I am gone.
>Dream job
Entrepreneur
>Life goals
Be /fit/, live my life on my terms. Have fun.
>Worst memory
Finding my dead grandma
>Best memory
Don't know, have a lot.
>Something you wish you were really good at
Singing, I love singing.
>Something you are really good at
Being clumpsy
>Biggest regret
Didn't fuck a 9/10.
>Greatest accomplishment
I don't fucking know?
>Something you hate
Basic bitches
>Something you love
My friends
>Pic
Nah nah nah
>Contact info
Skyperino, profanitys1

>>24390231
>Thus spoke Zarahustra
Nietzsche? Gross.

>>24390245
Hey man I'm just a /fit/izen trying to into philosophy and Nietzsche really spoke to me, why are you such a hater.

>>24389739

Are you the anon with the incorrect flag colours?

>>24389540

Which anon were you? Do you have steam?

>>24390226
>subreddits
I don't really know much CSS but I mean, sure, I guess it should be possible ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>harps
20 instruments?! Jesus Christ how do you even manage to learn to play 20 instruments?
anyway, thanks. It's not really a goal of mine to learn to play the harp because they're a lot of maintenance and incredibly expensive, but it's just something I'd like to play some day.

>>24390247
Because he's the 14 year-old pseudo-anarchist teenager of the philosophical world. He presents his lacklustre ideas in a rigourless and directionless sprawl of metaphor, aphorism, and allegory which he never elaborates on. It's almost as if he doesn't have a coherent philosophy, and instead a bunch of vague and disconnected musings. It feels like his only philosophy was to attack previous philosophies, and to offer nothing in exchange for them. His rhetoric always got in the way of his perspectivism, and the only reason he got big was because his negative views on colonialism struck a chord with the world after the wars.

Sure, he was a pivotal figure, and hugely important in the development of Western philosophy (especially as a catalyst for secularism and optimism), and sure, he's important to read if you're studying the history of Philosophy, but if you actually want something with some substance, go for late Wittgenstein instead.

>>24390264
Probably more, when I think about it.
Well, it's related to what I do for a living, and it's a passion. I've always loved composing and musicology, and I teach music theory and composition for a living (as well as some normal child-care). It's long been my philosophy that if you want to write idiomatically, you should learn to play the instruments you write for. So I made that a rule for myself, and any time I wanted to add a new timbre to my compositional palette, I told myself I'd have to learn to play it competently first. So, I'm no virtuoso on any of them, but yeah, I've picked up a lot over the years.

>>24390318
Jesus you sound so pretentious, did you even read his books?

>>24390390
Hey, look! You can write like him too: Criticising without an argument or a solution of your own!

>ASL
19/m/UK
>Sexual orientation
straight
>In a relationship?
no
>MBTI
ISFP
>Race
slav
>Birthplace
Poland
>Job/school
2nd year Psych BSc
>Favorite movies/TV
Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Blade Runner
>Favorite music
hip-hop instrumentals/lo-fi beats, jazz, post rock, solo piano
>Favorite sports
lifting doesn't count does it
>Favorite vidya
dark souls, overwatch, cs:go, momodora
>Hobbies
music production, vidya, piano
>Favorite color
white
>Do you believe in God?
not any one specifically
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
its a nice thought but who gives a shit desu
>What happens when you die?
actually dying peacefully is probably like falling asleep, after that who knows
>Closest to death you have been?
almost got hit by a truck once
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
yes
>Most scared you have ever been?
ego death on an acid trip
>Shower before sex/oral?
always
>Shower in morning or evening?
evening
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
always
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
y/y/y
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
changing myself mentally
>Favorite 4chan boards
/int/, /pol/, /fit/
>Are you fat?
nope
>Are you autistic?
no
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
financial freedom
>Life goals
being a rich NEET
>Favorite animal
red panda
>Something you wish you were really good at
music production
>Something you are really good at
being a cunt
>Something you love
long convos about deep shit at 4am
>Contact info
skype: dick_breeze

>>24390467
What kinds of Jazz you into?
What kinds of solo piano stuff?
Played DaS3?
What actually gets discussed on /int/?

>>24390252
The first person to reply to the thread. You can find me usually playing rust or something on Steam. Steam: HemispheresX1

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F
>Age
19
>Sexual orientation
Staright
>In a relationship?
>Location
America
>Birthplace
Russia
>Job/school
yes
>Favorite books
I dont enjoy reading
>Favorite movies/TV
Anything that makes me laugh
>Favorite music
Typical
>Favorite sports
Football
>Favorite vidya
Quantic dream
>Hobbies
school, work, games, dancning, drawing
>Favorite color
red
>Do you believe in God?
yes
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
playing Amnesia
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
drugs
>How often do you fap?
personal
>Shower before sex/oral?
not sure
>Shower in morning or evening?
sometimes both
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
yes
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
sometimes
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Moving to Amercia
>Are you fat?
no
>Favorite subreddits
lol
>Are you a feminist?
yes
>Pro life or pro choice?
choice
>4chan or Reddit?
both
>Are you autistic?
no
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
be done with school
>Dream job
Teacher
>Life goals
Become a teacher


>Contact info

>>24391353


Skype: Kassie.hugh

I don;t speak English well

M/19/pan
>MBTI
INFP
>Location
Ohio
>Race
White no need to make it complicated
>Birthplace
Ohio! Is best land! Frozen hell or just hell it's perfect
>Religious beliefs
Been having issues here so idk anymore honestly
>Job/school
I was working dry wall then lost my job now I'm gonna go back to school
>Favorite books
Storm light archives, dnd novels, Warhammer 40k novels, Joan fusion, Sherilyn kenyon, a world lit only by fire, invisible man (the crazy version not the hg wells one) and so many more
>Favorite moves/TV
Scott pilgrim vs the world, DBZ, many kinds of anime, ahs, god I can't remember it all
>Favorite music
Rise against, kid Cudi, chance the rapper, warmly, duration, blind guardian, cage the elephant, so much stuff agh
>Favorite sports
Soccer, football, fencing, muay Thai, judo
>Favorite Vidya
Dragon age, Witcher 3, borderlands series, kingdom hearts series, final fantasy series
>Hobbies
Reading, writing, ttrpg, fencing, keeping, muay thai
>Favorite color
Verdant green
>Do you believe in God
That's complicated
>Do you believe in any leaks
Wtf is this aliens? I don't fucking know
>Do you believe in ghosts
Yee
>What happens when you die
That's complicated and a fight starter so nah
>Closest to death you have been
My birth. I should have died.
>Have you ever been in a car crash
Yee it was shitty.
>Do you always wear your seatbelt
Only in the front seat thanks Ohio
>Worst injury you have ever had
Cracked three ribs and bruised 5 others. That was a bad day

>>24391447
>Favorite color
Your lucky I have nothing to do right now
>Most scared you have ever been
When I was left at school by my mom
>Spookiest experience you have had
Dealing with my old haunted house was pretty sure
>Stupidest thing you have ever done
I out capsaicin on my nuts so that I could make my friends who were in agony feel a little bit better and laugh. Spent several hours with my nuts dipped deeply into a cup of milk.
>How often do you rap
Eh it's a thing that happens it's frequency varies a lot
>Shower before sex/oral
I mean I go into these situations clean I'm not sure what exactly your asking
>Shower in the morning or evening
Depends sometimes both
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, Everytime?
I try to but being male just kinda slips my mind sometimes.
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yes I do all three but I'm responsible and make sure all my needs are covered first
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted?
Being a god damn adult.
>Favorite 4chan boards
/Soc /tg
>Favorite color
Fuck you
>Are you fat
Nah I'm pretty average 5'11" 170 lbs
>Favorite subreddit
Don't frequent it enough to have any
>Are you a feminist
I choose to not respond that question is just dangerous.
>Pro life or pro choice
It's not my decision I have a dick leave me out of that please.
>4chan or Reddit
4chan
>Are you autistic
No
>If you could have one wish what is it?
I would wish for a comfortable home with enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my natural life for me and my family with a very comfortable bed.
>Dream job
Good question maybe chemical engineer?
>Life goals
Comfortable bed, home, wife, kids.
>Favorite color
This is old you better have just been too lazy to check if you typed it you dick
>Favorite animal
Corgi
>Favorite website
Don't have one
>Worst memory
Watching my grandma that raised me die in front of my eyes.

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>>24391531
>Best memory
That's a secret, but my second best is getting drunk with my dude and playing magic with drinking rules then stumbling our asses to circle k for energy drinks and chips awesome fucking night.
>Something you wish you were really good at
Being an adult
>Something you are good at
Magic the gathering
>Biggest regret
Don't have any it's pointless to do so
>Greatest accomplishment
I mean I just kinda do things I don't rate them
>Something you hate
Unnecessary cruelty
>Something you love
People
>Contact info
Siftedone

>>24391569
Ugh I'm special that's my kik

>>24389750
I don't know you but the drugs you do. Are you the wizzard

>Sex
f
>Age
22
>Sexual orientation
bi
>In a relationship?
yes
>MBTI
infp
>Location
NY
>Race
white
>Religious beliefs
none
>Job/school
last semester of uni
>Favorite books
not much of a reader
>Favorite movies/TV
ghibli movies, shoujo anime
>Favorite music
90s emo, alt rock, vocaloids
>Favorite sports
lolno
>Favorite vidya
WoW
>Hobbies
basically just vidya
>Favorite color
purple
>Do you believe in God?
nope
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
in some form, yes
>Do you believe in ghosts?
meh maybe
>What happens when you die?
nothing
>Closest to death you have been?
bad illness as a child
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
no
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
when i'm driving
>Worst injury you have ever had?
see above
>Most scared you have ever been?
was present at the site of a bombing
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
have not really had any spooky
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
i'm always stupid
>How often do you fap?
i'll go weeks without then fap like 4 times a day, it varies
>Shower before sex/oral?
not necessary
>Shower in morning or evening?
evening
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
usually
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
ocassionally, not hard drugs though

>>24391800
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
losing weight
>Favorite 4chan boards
/vg/, /lgbt/
>Are you fat?
a little but trying to lose
>Favorite subreddits
n/a
>Are you a feminist?
mehh
>Pro life or pro choice?
pro choice
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan
>Are you autistic?
not technically
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
be pretty
>Dream job
NEET
>Life goals
live comfortably
>Favorite animal
bear
>Favorite website
this i guess
>Worst memory
freshman year of college
>Best memory
summertime
>Something you wish you were really good at
literally anything
>Something you are really good at
not much
>Biggest regret
not taking better care of myself
>Greatest accomplishment
not flunking out of school
>Something you hate
myself :^)
>Something you love
animals
>Contact info
ask if interested

f/18/straight
>MBTI
architect
>Location
us
>Job/school
college
>Favorite books
lotr, othello, the pale king
>Favorite movies/TV
the piano, sherlock, peaky blinders
>Favorite music
jazz, experimental
>Favorite sports
cricket, fencing
>Favorite vidya
japanese ibm flight instruction manual stimulator from the 1980s
>Hobbies
art, hiking, research, writing
>Do you beleive in God?
no
>What happens when you die?
you become a lifeless object until your body no longer exist
>Closest to death you have been?
bus driver missed stop ome time
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>Worst injury you have ever had?
fell off
>Most scared you have ever been?
skeep paralysis
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
being born
>Stupidest thing you've ever done
visited this website
>Shower in morning or evening?
evening
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
no
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
chess
>Favorite 4chan boards
ci, x, lit, sci, flash
>Favorite subreddits
watchpeopledie
>Are you a feminist?
no
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
to have a percentage limit on how much anyone can suffer
>Life goals
to pursue passion and be happy
>Favorite animal
sloth
>Favorite website
youtube
>Worst memory
finding an insect
>Something you wish you were really good at
singing
>Something you hate
minions
>Something you love
the rain

>>24392233
What kinds of Jazz you into?
Also, how'd you get into fencing?

>Sex
m
>Age
21
>Sexual orientation
s
>In a relationship?
s
>MBTI
estj
>Location
zoo mass slam herst
>Race
white
>Birthplace
mass
>Religious beliefs
anyone claiming to know anything without proof is trying to sell you something. this includes people who are sure there is nothing
>Favorite books
i am america and so can you
>Favorite movies/TV
forest gump
>Favorite music
classic rock/disco
billy joel/elo
>Favorite sports
nfl
>Favorite vidya
kerbal
>Hobbies
anime, vidya
>Favorite color
purple
>Do you believe in God?
there should be a reason for it all but i wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
yes but they dont know about us
>Do you believe in ghosts?
nope
>What happens when you die?
anything more than a guess would be a lie
>Closest to death you have been?
car crash
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
yep. 50 mph through a pole. fell asleep in broad daylight due to an all night cram session followed by a day of exams
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
not in parking lots
>Worst injury you have ever had?
stubbed my toe real hard just now
>Favorite color
purple
>Most scared you have ever been?
i was 3 and a clown broke kayfabe
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
yep
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
drank 3/4 a handle of vodka and a bottle of southern comfort sitting with no food. then decided to walk it off
>How often do you fap?
haven't fapped for a month. trying to Incentivize myself to be more social
>Shower before sex/oral?
before
>Shower in morning or evening?
evening
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
never. dont create the super bug

>>24394166
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
hard liquor only, weed
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
attainging a girlfriend
>Favorite 4chan boards
sp,tv,co
>Favorite color
red and blue. if only i could combine them
>Are you fat?
yep
>Favorite subreddits
nflstreams is the only one i frequent
>Are you a feminist?
women should have to sign up for the draft
>Pro life or pro choice?
coice
>4chan or Reddit?
newt Gingrich
>Are you autistic?
i was diagnost with the aspies back when it was so new my quack of a child therapist diagnosed everyone
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
to be hyper efficable like elon musk
>Dream job
space x
>Life goals
no kids, no wife
>Favorite color
rgb(114, 13, 114)
>Favorite animal
quokka
>Favorite website
silk road RIP
>Worst memory
first gf breaking up with me
>Best memory
breaking up with my second gf
>Something you wish you were really good at
math. like fields medal level
>Something you are really good at
self loathing
>Biggest regret
not fucking my first girlfriend
>Greatest accomplishment
tought kids arduino
>Something you hate
non efficient bureaucracy
>Something you love

>Favorite color
#720d72
>Pic
no cam
>Contact info
if you are at zoo mass we'll meet up somewhere

>>24393474
I like traditional and avant garde jazz. A friend of mine introduced me to it fencing and I find it an interesting viewing experience.

>>24392233
I feel like you and I would get along well. I browse /x/ as well and likewise have an interest in music, writing, and research. What's your preferred method of contact?

>Sex
F
>Age
Ha, no.
>Sexual orientation
Good question.
>In a relationship
No.
>MBTI
INTJ
>Religious beliefs
None.
>Job/school
2 degrees and various certifications. Network engineer.
>Favorite books
The Culture series and Partnership series.
>Favorite movies/TV
I have an odd thing for Denzel Washington movies. Not really into TV.
>Favorite music
Not really into music.

>>24394489
>Favorite sports
Played volleyball internationally for quite some time.
>Favorite vidya
Transistor. Shadowrun. Umihara Kawase.
>Hobbies
Reading. Sleeping.
>Favorite color
Purple.
>Do you believe in God?
No.
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Neutral opinion.
>Do you believe in ghosts?
No.
>What happens when you die?
You defecate yourself.
>Closest to death you have been?
Heart stopped for half a minute.
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Yes.
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes.
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Broken shoulder blade.
>Most scared you have ever been?
Can't remember.
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Fell into a trash bin while drunk.
>Shower in morning or evening?
Both.
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Yes.
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink
>Are you fat?
No.
>Are you a feminist?
Nope.
>Pro life or pro choice?
None of my business.
>4chan or Reddit?
Both are awful.
>Are you autistic?
Possibly.
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
Immortality.
>Dream job
Wanted to work for the NSA.
>Life goals
Met them.
>Favorite animal
Cat.
>Something you wish you were really good at
Being human.
>Something you are really good at
Being a robot.
>Biggest regret
Not giving a homeless person money to ride tran to shelter. Found dead the next day
>Greatest accomplishment
Eh.
>Something you hate
People.
>Something you love
People.

>>24394448
skype

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>Sex
Male
>Age
24
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>In a relationship?
No
>Location
CO
>Race
White
>Religious beliefs
Christian
>Job/school
USAF
>Favorite books
A Tale of Two Cities
>Favorite movies/TV
Alien series, LOTR, Jason Bourne series
>Favorite music
Rock and Country
>Favorite sports
Football, BJJ, Boxing
>Favorite vidya
Elder Scrolls, Fallout
>Hobbies
Fixing cars and bikes, wasting time online
>Favorite color
Blue
>Do you believe in God?
Yes
>Closest to death you have been?
Got very close to drowning once
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
No, but a bike crash yea
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Front seat: always. Back seat: on highways only
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Tie between broken nose and dislocated shoulder
>Most scared you have ever been?
few times in deployments
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
pissed my superiors off
>How often do you fap?
2 or 3 times week
>Shower before sex/oral?
of course
>Shower in morning or evening?
morning
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
not every time, but 90% of the time yes
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
drink, dont smoke, dont do drugs
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
SERE
>Favorite 4chan boards
fit, news, pol, g
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
go to space
>Favorite animal
dog
>Favorite website
youtube
>Worst memory
being bitten by a rat
>Contact info
wont share contact unless someone is interested because I will delete it soon after

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>Sex
Male
>Age
23
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>In a relationship?
Nope
>MBTI
INFP
>Location
SoCal
>Race
Hispanic
>Birthplace
North of the border, thankfully
>Religious beliefs
Agnostic atheist
>Job/school
Deli clerk/community college student
>Favorite books
Hermann Hesse and Osamu Dazai are my favorite authors
>Favorite movies/TV
I like the films of Jean-Pierre Jeunet. Also It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
>Favorite music
The Notorious BIG, Radiohead, MF DOOM
>Favorite sports
I don't really follow any sports but basketball and soccer are fun to watch if I'm with someone who's really into them
>Favorite vidya
Mostly rpgs, my favorites include Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines and Knights of the Old Republic II
>Hobbies
Aside from reading and playing video games I'm also into gunpla, though I'm only a beginner there
>Favorite color
Red
>Do you believe in God?
Sometimes I wish that I did
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
I believe it's likely that life exists on other planets, dunno about whether or not any have visited us
>Do you believe in ghosts?
It'd be fun if they were real
>What happens when you die?
A big GAME OVER screen flashes, followed by an option to continue. Only you're out of coins
>Closest to death you have been?
I almost drowned at the beach when I was a kid
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Nope
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yep
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Fractured my wrist when I was in junior high
>Favorite color
Still red
>Most scared you have ever been?
I was talking to the girl I loved over the phone and she was seriously considering suicide. We got into a bit of an argument and she hung up on me. I was absolutely terrified of what she was going to do for the next hour or so until she finally answered the phone again
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
I was in Mexico and my cousin said he saw a ghost down the street from us, I didn't see shit

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>>24395350
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
It's hard to say. There was this one girl who was just about to give me her number until I stopped her and said I'd give her mine instead. That's the most recent thing I can think of
>How often do you fap?
At least once a day
>Shower before sex/oral?
Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I'm not about to stop a girl and ask her to give me twenty minutes before getting back into it
>Shower in morning or evening?
Morning
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Yes
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Rarely, no, sometimes although I've only ever tried weed
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Love
>Favorite 4chan boards
/co/, /v/, /gif/, and /x/
>Favorite color
Blue
>Are you fat?
Yes, but I started working on that recently. I've lost three pounds
>Favorite subreddits
I don't use Reddit
>Are you a feminist?
No, but I'm not into that MRA shit either
>Pro life or pro choice?
Pro-choice
>4chan or Reddit?
I don't use Reddit, so 4chan wins by default, I guess
>Are you autistic?
Probably
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
For a world where everyone can be happy
>Dream job
I don't know. I'm pretty aimless right now
>Life goals
To help as many people as I can
>Favorite color
Green
>Favorite animal
Crows
>Favorite website
Amiami
>Worst memory
Any of the times that I've made somebody cry
>Best memory
Going to sleep while holding the one that I loved
>Something you wish you were really good at
Life
>Something you are really good at
Empathy
>Biggest regret
Not being good enough
>Greatest accomplishment
Keeping someone close to me off the streets. Granted, all I really did was give them money
>Something you hate
Injustice
>Something you love
Seeing the people close to me happy
>Favorite color
Red
>Pic
Maybe later
>Contact info
Ask, I guess

>>24383614
>Sex
Male
>Age
38
>Sexual orientation
Straight-ish
>In a relationship?
Nope. Single for 5 years
>MBTI
INFP
>Location
Detroit, MI
>Race
Sami/White
>Birthplace
Up North
>Job/school
Freelance writer/3 AS degrees
>Favorite books
1984, When the Doves dissappeared, The Naked and the Dead
>Favorite movies/TV
Dr. Strangelove, Halt & Catch Fire, Archer, Clerks
>Favorite music
All but R&B and Country
>Favorite sports
HOCKEY, fencing and shooting
>Favorite vidya
Red Alert series
>Hobbies
Fencing, gym, painting, writing
>Favorite color
Royal Blue
>Closest to death you have been?
Stabbed twice, shot twice
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
About 10
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Being shot/broken ribs and maybe when I amputated a finger (fixed)
>Most scared you have ever been?
When I was poked by a druggie needle, waiting for results
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
Lost in the woods during a fog
>How often do you fap?
Often
>Shower before sex/oral?
Depends
>Shower in morning or evening?
Both
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Yes
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yes
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Starting a new business (current)
>Are you fat?
No
>Life goals
Start new business
>Favorite animal
Siberian Flying Squirrel
>Something you wish you were really good at
Estonian
>Something you are really good at
Finnish
>Something you hate
Swedes
>Something you love
Estonians
>Contact info
Eh.

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>>24395424
>Stabbed twice, shot twice
> when I amputated a finger
u wot m8

>Sex
f
>Age
25
>Sexual orientation
meh
>In a relationship?
yes
>MBTI
intp-t
>Location
USA
>Race
75% asian, 25% white
>Birthplace
montreal
>Religious beliefs
i don't think about it anymore. i don't believe or disbelieve anything.
>Job/school
self employed. completed bachelors degree.
>Favorite books
maddadam trilogy, neuromancer trilogy, american psycho
>Favorite movies/TV
i like anime and martial arts stuff. marco polo is my favorite tv show.
>Favorite music
deftones. i like running/lifting to pop music like tov lo.
>Favorite sports
hate watching sports. like powerlifting, cycling, and bjj. used to like fencing and tennis but don't do those anymore.
>Favorite vidya
ku-on and other survival horror. currently overwatch.
>Hobbies
lifting, cycling, watching anime, shit posting, playing with my dogs, wasting time on instagram
>Favorite color
blue? grey?
>Do you believe in God?
not really, but i don't now
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
yeah
>Do you believe in ghosts?
i want to. i dream about meeting demons once a week.

>>24395983
>u wot m8
Shot twice on the job. Vest stopped one, thigh took the other.

Stabbed by an ex girlfriend and stabbed by a bum.

Hacked a finger off cutting wood at my cabin. Had it surgically reattached. It works fine now.

>>24395983
>What happens when you die?
probably nothing.
>Closest to death you have been?
almost didn't stop at train tracks on private property but slammed on breaks at the last minute. train zoomed by afterwards.
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
i rear ended someone once.
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>Worst injury you have ever had?
nothing bad.
>Most scared you have ever been?
bad dreams/sleep paralysis
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
see above
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
don't know which to choose
>How often do you fap?
very rarely now
>Shower before sex/oral?
don't need guys to take a shower, but i want to take one.
>Shower in morning or evening?
after gym
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
yes.
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
none of the above
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
life
>Favorite 4chan boards
/cgl/, /fit/, /n/, /adv/ are the ones i visit
>Are you fat?
last time i checked, i had 16% bf as a woman. so no, i'm not fat at all.
>Favorite subreddits
don't go on reddit
>Are you a feminist?
i believe in equality
>Pro life or pro choice?
choice
>4chan or Reddit?
don't go on reddit
>Are you autistic?
no
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
never have been born, i guess
>Dream job
independently wealthy
>Life goals
hold a national record in powerlifting
>Favorite animal
wolf
>Favorite website
4chan
>Worst memory
nothing in particular
>Best memory
nothing in particular
>Something you wish you were really good at
stock market
>Something you are really good at
guessing how much people weigh
>Biggest regret
moving to the USA
>Greatest accomplishment
starting my own business
>Something you hate
lazy people
>Something you love
my dogs

>>24394434
>I like traditional and avant garde jazz.
Yeah, but what sub-genres of each?
Dixieland, Ragtime, Stride, Swing, Do-Wop, Bebop, Hard Bop, Post-Bop, Cool, Smooth, Modal, Afro-Cuban, Gypsy, Chamber, Free, Fusion, Acid, Nu, Third Stream?

>I find it an interesting viewing experience
Huh. I would've thought that fencing would be a terrible sport to watch, just because it's so damned fast, and the movements often so small.

>>24394489
You don't have an age?

>>24395137
Being bitten by a rat is your worst memory? How come?

>>24394495
Great taste in vidya. Just wondering tho, and I'm sure you get it all the time: how can you live without music?

>>24396099
>Being bitten by a rat is your worst memory? How come?
I guess because it was the first time I was bitten by an animal that wasn't an insect and I was very young. Was unexpected too so that freaked me out like no other experience lol

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??
>Sex
have it
>Age
i feel 30s
>Sexual orientation
like vaginas but can appreciate cocks
>In a relationship?
the best one
>MBTI
wat
>Location
mn
>Race
are we still doing that?
>Birthplace
wtf does that matter?
>Religious beliefs
lol
duh
>Worst injury you have ever had?
broken hand
>Favorite color
I thought this was asked
>Most scared you have ever been?
BEES!
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
BEES!
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
drinking and driving when I told myself I wasn't able to drive.
>How often do you fap?
hmmmmmmmmmmmm whenver I get sex or like whenver I feel like it.
>Shower before sex/oral?
duh
>Shower in morning or evening?
after workout
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
duh
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
alcohol and weed
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
this thing
>Favorite 4chan boards
o and idk anymore
>Favorite color
this is the gaddam 3rd ti
>Are you fat?
>Favorite subreddits
>Are you a feminist?
>Pro life or pro choice?
>4chan or Reddit?
>Are you autistic?
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
>Dream job

>Contact info
I KNEW THAT SHIT WAS RIGGED
SNAPCHAT JSCHULTZTHATMAN
KIK THATMANWITH

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Hey /soc/, it's survey time!
25 M Denver
>Sexual orientation
not sexually oriented
>In a relationship?
nah no good at those
>MBTI
i study real science
>Race
white af with a bbc
>Birthplace
florida
>Religious beliefs
pantheism, eastern spirituality
>Job/school
electronics technician, graduated with associates, going back when I'm ready to intern in space industry.
>Favorite books
the little prince
>Favorite movies/TV
Movies: The Matrix, Fight Club, Star Wars
TV: Game of thones, Shameless, Mecha
>Favorite music
soundcloud.com/mn8sound/likes mostly wave and trap, sometimes reggae/dnb
>Favorite vidya
FPS, RPGs, Slither
>Hobbies
Inventing things, astronomy, programming, electronics, drawing, meditating, exercising.
>Favorite color
grey
>Do you believe in God?
God is synonymous with everything.
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
I wish they'd abduct me.
>Do you believe in ghosts?
Figuratively
>What happens when you die?
Your family cries, your legacy carries on, your body decomposes back into the elements you came from, and your brainwaves echo through eternity until they resonate with everything else.

>>24397254
>Closest to death you have been?
Think I may have had a heart attack the other night, was pretty dabbed out so who knows?
>Worst injury you have ever had?
insect laid eggs in ear and had to get cut out, ruptured thrombose hemorrhoid w/ impacted bowel, chronically obliterated heart
>Most scared you have ever been?
i'm not a pussy.
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
The other day my friend in Florida posted 11:11 and I saw it at 11:11 in Denver 2 hours later.
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Get expelled from high school for possession of a concealed weapon, having to expunge a felony, and losing full ride scholarships to prestigious universities that scouted me from 8 years old.
>How often do you fap?
probably twice a day
>Shower before sex/oral?
how luxurious
>Shower in morning or evening?
evening, fuck you if you hold up bathroom in mornings like that
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
usually
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
socially, dabbed out all day every day.
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
finding a stable relationship, a hacking tournament offering a trip to space.
>Favorite 4chan boards
diy
>Are you fat?
am skeleton
>Are you a feminist?
nope
>Pro life or pro choice?
false dichotomy
>4chan or Reddit?
chan
>Are you autistic?
most likely
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
that I wouldn't have been in such a rush when I was a young sperm cell.
>Dream job
Head Engineer on Titan Spaceport.
>Life goals
Create technology and art, travel, help others
>Favorite animal
penguin
>Something you wish you were really good at
sewing
>Something you are really good at
being alone
>Biggest regret
nothing
>Greatest accomplishment
its coming
>Something you hate
cops
>Something you love
pibbles
>Contact info
g.oak

>>24397240
I thought you were going to say that you'd contracted some horrible disease from it.

>Sex
Male
>Age
23
>Sexual orientation
Completely flaccid
>In a relationship?
With diet coke
>MBTI
This is the dumbest thing ever with that said intj
>Location
MN
>Race
I can't run though
>Birthplace
Minneapolis
>Religious beliefs
I believe there is no hope for humanity, religiously
>Job/school
I work at a treatment center for drug addicts
>Favorite books
Anything about space, contact was a favorite
>Favorite movies/TV
Interstellar, contact, event horizon, alien1-3, anime: flcl , nichijou, monster musume, yuru Yuri, love:live I watch anime more than anything else
>Favorite music
Spoken word
>Favorite sports
I skate to work
>Favorite vidya
Destiny, alien isolation, soma, dead space: I play destiny religiously though
>Hobbies
Consuming entertainment, looking at stars
>Favorite color
21
>Do you believe in God?
No
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Yes but nothing that has ever been on history channel
>Do you believe in ghosts?
No, shits for dumbs
>What happens when you die?
You feed very small things for a long time
>Closest to death you have been?
Heroin overdose

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>>24396099
I'm just old.
>>24397224
I don't like sound much unless it's associated with media I am directly interacting with.

>>24397612

>Have you ever been in a car crash?
No
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>Worst injury you have ever had?
I hurt my neck bad trying to hang myself once
>Favorite color
12
>Most scared you have ever been?
Presenting in front of class
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
Everytime I look at the stars
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Heroin
>How often do you fap?
6 times a week
>Shower before sex/oral?
Who cares
>Shower in morning or evening?
Before work
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
At work yes
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Not anymore
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Staying sober
>Favorite 4chan boards
/a
>Favorite color
Your mom's bra size
>Are you fat?
Yeah
>Favorite subreddits
I don't have one
>Are you a feminist?
No
>Pro life or pro choice?
Who cares
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan is like black coffee
>Are you autistic?
No
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
One way trip to deep space
>Dream job
Astronaut
>Life goals
Don't suicide, love someone, have kids
>Favorite color
Tits
>Favorite animal
Owl

>>24397617
>Favorite website
Reddit
>Worst memory
The horrible shit I did to my ex on heroin
>Best memory
My first kiss with my ex
>Something you wish you were really good at
Making friends and the piano
>Something you are really good at
Constellations and star mapping
>Biggest regret
Doing heroin
>Greatest accomplishment
Staying sober and being a grown uo
>Something you hate
People who think they are smart
>Something you love
Space and anime
>Favorite color
Meat
>Pic
Too shy
>Contact info
Kik: sadsempai