Ideal mate thread time. I don't give a shit about layout

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and I guess I'll post too because fuck it why not

don't even have friends anymore anyway ha ha

just watch the last episodes of danganronpa 3 with me okay?

What happened to your schizophrenic qt, Vyro? Also what happened to hating /soc/ and never posting here ever in your life?

>>24364340
Skype is funwithdespair by the way I guess.

>>24364360
I do hate it, but I don't deny posting here. Also the girl I enjoyed talking to just outright fucking disappeared out of nowhere so here I am with fucking nobody all over again.

Great times.

He would love me.

>>24364368

Sucks about your qt. Back to harem growing I guess. You gonna go back to posting to r9k too?

Just a cute girl with similar interests, yet is also somehow the opposite of me in a lot of ways because apparently that's useful for growth.

>>24364441
i dunno. never really had anything and r9k sucks. so probably not.

>>24364340
>preferably better drawn than this
that was cute

Me: 18/M/Nebraska
Uni student- undeclared
5'5-5'6
brown hair, greenish-blue eyes, glasses
mostly average build
intrests: video games, anime, reading, writing, movies
I am more of an indoors guy, but I can enjoy going out to do stuff too
introverted, I might be kinda distant at first but I usually warm up pretty quickly


her:
18-21
Prefer if you live close, but a ldr is fine
Height doesn't matter
Physical traits don't matter too much, just be pretty cute, except don't be very fat
Likes vidya and/or anime
Witty
Kind and loyal

I am not too picky honestly
skype: fiercedeity69

[ME] 25/Male/Straight
Likes: Cooking / Computer Sciences / Reading / Writing / Talk Radio / Bright, sunny days / Yardwork / Classic Rock / Rocks / Nature
Dislikes: Vapid bullshit / Dumb bullshit / Bullshit in general / Driving / Cold, rainy days / Lack of things to do / Being inside for too long.

Personality: Generally a happy, yet sarcastic guy who just wants to love and be loved. However, this tends to not go so well, considering I've got a few trust issues, and depression, thanks to my wonderful experiences of the past. But I'm working on that. Yay progress!

Appearance: 5'10"-6'0" It's been a long time since I've measured how tall I am, I'm probably a bit off. Blue/grey eyes, short dirty-blonde hair (sleight balding in the back from too many years of hats), red sideburns. Fluffy ones, too. Skinny with a bit of chub (I have fat but I'm not fat. I can fit in tiny holes, and that *might* be a euphemism).

[YOU] 23-27/F/Straight

As far as the likes and dislikes go, it would be cool if we could get them to match pretty closely. There's going to be some things the other person likes that we don't. We're adults, and that means we ridicule the other person with jabs until food gets thrown.

Personality: You keep it real while looking down from the clouds. You can deal with sarcastic comments and fire them right back. You've gotta be strong-headed because I can be, too. Hell if you can throw a punch, even better.

Appearance: I don't care about your height, but for your weight, all I ask is that you're taking care of yourself. You don't have to be perfect, hell I *like* a bit of meat on my ladies' bones. I don't care what your hair color is, but if you have green eyes I'll fall for you a helluva lot quicker. Breast sizes smaller than whatever comes after "DD" is great (what is that, 'E'?)

Well, that's it for this trainwreck. drmcmeaty for skype, just message me saying you're from /soc/.

{ME}
>19 / F / SoCal
>"Christian" but very lax about it, dgaf about religion really
>Works in prosthetics & orthotics
>I'd say I'm like a six idk
>I spend most of my time reading, listening to music, and going to shows
>I attempt to write sometimes
>I play guitar and piano, and I sing
>Super duper cuddly and over-affectionate, will give you a hundred pet names, but not about PDA other than like PG-rated stuff sometimes.
>Very feminine
>5'6", 135 lbs, slender but with curvy hips, shoulder-length curly brown hair, hazel eyes
>5 tattoos, nipple piercings
>I'm just as happy staying in and cuddling on the couch with netflix and doing nothing all night as I am going out and adventuring
>I'm kinda quiet but I really like to listen and ask questions

{YOU}
>18-27, Male, Preferably in the american southwest but I'll talk to anyone!
>Equal measure of introvert and extrovert. I like shy guys but you gotta be able to function in a social setting and be friendly lol.
>Music should be a pretty big part of your life. Or some other fine art, be it art, theater, literature, etc.
>Very very dry deadpan sense of humor. Sarcastic 90% of the time. Loves to make people laugh.
>Cuddly & affectionate
>Physical appearance doesn't really matter, but I typically go for tall, average-build guys. Just be healthy :)
>Ambitious. Not satisfied with living in mom's basement doing freelance programming gigs for the rest of his life.
>Intelligent. Likes to read, likes to learn new things.
>Humble, kind, good-hearted and optimistic. I can't handle cynical guys. Depression is one thing, but if all you do is complain about "society" then we won't get along.
>Loves animals
>Loves kids
>Loves food and doesn't expect me to eat salad all the time
>Loves camping, hiking, the stars, the moon, being outside and thinking about infinity and nature.
>Interested in a romantic relationship and not just hooking up/ "casual dating".

>>24364759
SHIT forgot contact info. Kik is @lalalettie Skype is paytontaylor96

me:
>18/m/USA
>5'7 120 LBS
>I give off nerd vibes/have a nerd aesthetic
>Diagnosed Sperg
>KV
>still trying to escape neetdom
>my end goal is software engineering but at this point I don't know if it's even attainable
>enjoy studying history, science
>enjoy playing vidya (especialy related to history)
>Star Wars fan since I was very young

HER/YOU (is it even possible?):
>Biological female
>similar interests
>loyal and won't cuck me
>Isn't averse to my various quirks
>BONUS POINTS if she's also a virgin or a kv like myself
>BONUS POINTS if she either plays or is willing to try out EU4

My Skype: oogeneral_ryanoo

20s/male looking for FEMALE
Must love anal.
Must be sexually open.
Must be feminine.
Must have hips.
Must put up with and/or enjoy my nerdy habits.
Must like listening to me talk and explain things because I like doing that.
Must have opinions of your own.

I'm not very picky.

>>24364759
Jesus christ i shouldve stayed in cali

>>24364759
You sound nice, I hit you up on skype. Check it out if you're interested. Phony account but its chill.

>>24364910
>Must Must Must Must Must Must Must
>
>I'm not very picky.

suuuuuuuuure. of course you're not picky.

>>24364910
giving or recieivng anal or both.

>>24364930
Hit me up anyway! Always up for a chat, and if you ever come back to visit for any reason, we can hang :P

Me:

26/f/US
Pansexual
I'm short and medium/kinda chubby
I can be kind of an asshole but if I like you I have my moments of sweetness and lovey dovey stuff
I love animals and love cute pictures of them
I have a job, my own place and my own vehicle
I play video games in my spare time(PC)
I am really laid back and down to earth. I don't like to sweat the small stuff
I smoke marijuana for my own personal reasons. If you have issues with this then I'm probably not the person for you
I do a lot of reading and writing(short stories and spoken word poetry)
I can be jealous but I internalize it and would never ask you to stop talking to someone for me
Family is very important to me
I'm very much in love with love

You:

20 - 35
Male/Female/etc
In the US or Canada
You're either employed or in school not sitting in your parents house
You can dish shit talking and take it
You're funny and charming(if you can make me laugh I'll melt in your hands)
You like animals. Seriously send me animal pictures please!
You want to have a family of your own some day but aren't in a hurry to get to that step
You play video games(PC). This is actually important because I play a lot so you either need to play with me or be okay with me playing often
You're not obsessively clingy and understand personal space and alone time
You either smoke weed or you're okay with me smoking
You're laid back and easy going. People describe you as easy to talk to
You want to be in love

Im sure there's more but I think that's a good list of stuff. Please respond with your Skype if you fit my description and wanna talk more. :)

>>24365466
Sure, lets talk and see whats up

skype: rawrio.mcjohnson (cat pic)

>>24365466
>Not in the US or Canada

Welp...shit.

>>24365517
>>24365517
We can still talk but huge distance gaps pose a lot of problems as I'm sure you know. Skype?

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Me: 33 year old single dad
5'6", chubby, nerdy, goofball
Dealing with some health issues but working on them and trying to loose weight and get in shape.
Mostly a homebody but can be social and pleasant when I need to be.
Not into drama, nor do I need "adventure" in a relationship. I am content just being together and living our lives together.
Love all things sci-fi, plays video games sometimes, enjoys comic book movies & TV shows, board games, cooking, and spending time with my son.
Had a vasectomy so no more kids.
Had a traumatic past relationship.

You: probably don't exist.
Has standards low enough for me.
Kind hearted. Understanding. Intelligent. Affectionate.
Like low-key and informal dates as much as regular dates.
Are not withholding of love.
Have some similar interests or are at least open to new things.
Can carry on a conversation.
Can understand that my son always comes first.

So yeah. Don't see anything happening for me.

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It's old :( I'm 27 now. And actually my outlook on life has changed a lot but the more basic/material things are still me..

>>24365588
Hey man you have to go into these confident.
You can't appear to be all pathetic because grills don't like that.
Sell yourself, if you have nothing to sell then lie until you do.

Grills can smell weakness and "un-confidence" from miles away.

Also smile. If you have nothing to smile about, think about your son.

>>24365529
Shireling, would love to talk.

>>24365618
A lot of people come up under that name. :(

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>>24365613
>Hey man you have to go into these confident.
>You can't appear to be all pathetic because grills don't like that.

I actually am very confident in myself. I like who I am. I have always tried to be a good person, and I know I am very loving in a relationship. I think I have a lot to offer, but I am upfront about what I don't.

>Sell yourself, if you have nothing to sell then lie until you do.
>Grills can smell weakness and "un-confidence" from miles away.

I don't like to lie. I don't see a point in it. And I also think I deserve somebody to appreciate me for who I am, not an idea of what I could be.

>Also smile. If you have nothing to smile about, think about your son.

Pic related.

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Blah blah no Canadian grills, blah blah early morning posting.

Have a song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjkXfQva7vw

>>24365610
Hey women you interested in a little conversation? I fit most of your criteria I think but I'm kinda young tho tbch. anyways hit me up if you're interested

>>24365631
Your son is super adorable and he is lucky to have a loving dad. :)

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>>24365625
Look for one with this pic :)

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>>24365639
Thank you so much for saying that. I have always wanted to make sure that he had what I didn't, growing up. A father who was there for him and who loved him. My dad left when I was 4.

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Me:

22/M/US
Straight
Height 5'9" or 175.26 cm
Weight 140 lbs
Between Slender Athletic body type
White
Black Brown wavy hair that reaches my neck
Green Eyes
I dont like smoking or drugs but drink sometimes
I like Art I draw write and 3D stuff
I like cosplay and going to conventions
I play Video Games I mostly play PC but will also play Nintendo
Current games I play (Overwatch, Dark Souls and Smash)
I like anime and cartoons I want to be an animator.
Favorite Anime (JoJo, Gurren Lagann, Yu Yu Hakusho)
Favorite Cartoons (Grim Adventures, Duck Dodgers, South Park)
I want kids in the future
I'm pretty shallow
I care deeply about my family and friends
My goals are very important to me
Im pretty chill and actually pretty happy with my life but I seek to Improve it beyond
I enjoy Science fiction, action, and comedy films
Outside of art I enjoy Driving and Boxing
Music I like rock metal and Electric Dance
I am honest and have a dark sense of humor
Virgin
I like to dress nice


You

20 - 24
US or UK or Canada
Cis Female
White
blonde shoulder length hair
blue eyes
Height: Around 152 cm or 5'2"
Weight: Around 116 lbs
Body type: Athletic figure
Cute Face nice smile and nose
Big Bust size
Tomboy Personality
Sweet and Shy
Someone who would enjoy the things I do
Honest
Love driven
Virgin
Likes fun playing games going for walks or drives
Has a goals and a passion
you are not militant

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'ello...

>>24365613
I dunno, >>24364340 seems to do it every thread and not get comments on it.

I don't know how successful he is but it doesn't stop him

Looking for woman who supports my ambition and wants to achieve greatness with me. Must be at least moderately attractive and have goals of her own.

>>24366418
It's a good thing to look for but you're not going to find it bud. Women aren't wired that way. They do like money and status but they give zero fucks about the man behind it. This will probably just turn into ad hominem shit flinging but I don't care. People can argue all they want but they can't do anything tangible. What is tangible being a man that women want but only using them for sex and never giving them anything further.

Looking for a female that calls me daddy while I push her down on the bed by grabbing her throat and cum inside her

>>24366492

I'm sure there are ambitious women out there who help make their man the best he can be. At least there are on TV! The kind of woman who loves you but still tells you to go to the gym because you're out of shape, who wants you to take that promotion out of state and does everything in her power to make it go smoothly and comes with you without a complaint. I don't care if her end game is wanting an attractive, successful husband. I want to be that person and I want an attractive, king maker/successful wife.

Ideal girl:
>20-28
>Shy is fine
>Kind is a plus
>Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not picky
>Can think for herself
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required daily)
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids
>Reliable/Supportive
>Independent, does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day (not clingy)
>Would love to have pets/has pets
>Loyal
>Honest

Me:
>25, male, white
>dark, long hair
>blue eyes
>introverted
>mostly quiet
>musician and occasional writer
>full time job, own a home, live alone

Kik/telegram: nazunalika
skype: od_bod

It's very difficult for me to describe an ideal mate. I generally end up using the thread to find friends rather than partners. But since today is a special day:

I would like to find someone that has various interests in life and cultivate passions. The reason is that I would like to cultivate these passions as well in the future, beside dedicating myself to my own with time. I'm the type of person that learns quickly and can adapt to do various things. Someone that is dedicated to gardening, swordfights, psychology, reading books and stories, appreciating various kinds of media in general, from books to films, to comics, to video games, manga, anime, not necessarily falling into categories of weeb or obsessed by them, rather having an open-mind for everything. It's really rare to stumble into people that played Drakengard, Nier; have seen The Cranes are Flying or even something more modern like Seven Pounds; read books from Herbert, Niven, to non-fiction, to fairy tales and folklore stories; have seen King of Thorns and Origins; have read Akumetsu, All you Need is Kill, and much more. One doesn't have to have seen these, but if you have a sparkle of curiosity after reading the names rather than thinking x category of media will never be for you, then I think that's a very good thing.

Someone that is also just open and trustworthy: I don't feel like it's easy to connect with people nowadays, there is alienation, unwillingness to discover each other, to be open and vulnerable, to share information and build a friendship that lasts a life, together. People try too much to talk with as many persons as possible or just don't give enough effort into what they're doing, no matter how little or too much time they have at disposal to do so, they don't connect: I would like to talk with someone that is desirous of connecting with someone else.

>>24366640
This is going to be difficult to describe: someone that is also a bit sad, or has suffered in the past, someone that knows what struggle is or coping with a certain kind of sadness to try and enjoy life would also be interesting to talk to.

Someone passionate with talking or wanting to bond, that understands that the more we both open to each other, the more there will be to share, talk about and explore together.

Someone that is also not scared to slowly open herself more to all kind of things, even her own fetishes, skeletons in her closet, defects, cons and so on. Nobody is perfect and nobody is going to be just on appearances and portraying a certain kind of persona toward others.
Whether you are very honest and care about others, or don't care about others and mostly are truly selfish and desirous of just satisfying your goals in life, you're welcome to talk. Beside, I might have much more than you to share, or might end up opening to what you like and wanting to be taught about it.

Anyone really from any country, I like to talk with various people, getting to know cultures, their literatures, their mentalities, the various kind of people that live in Norway, Estonia, Poland, Switzerland, Russia, US, Mexico, Colombia, Canada, Italy, China, Japan, Vietnam, Finland, Serbia, UAE, Turkey, Greece, Mongolia: this side of the world, in this city, that look out of their windows in a normal day while they're browsing this board, wanting to explore this place, playing this game, being happy or melancholic for this or that reason, thinking and wondering about things, and so on.

Just talking and not necessarily wanting to have a friend or a partner is also good, as long as you put a small effort in it and don't make it last just one or two words of greetings.
My skype is: safewordthrowaway

>>24366648
Holy fuck, man. tldr.

Looks like you've got a bad case of the virginitis. Please go see a health care professional.

>>24366640
>>24366648
Cool story bro. Are you a fat nigger? How big is your cock. What do you earn and how much are you willing to pay a girl to pretend to like you?

>>24366850
>>24366853
Pretty sure it's a girl

>>24366853
OP here, I don't make a lot but will give life savings for companionship

where's my gf

>>24366856
I refuse to read his posts on moral grounds but am still certain. You are mistaken, anon!

>>24364340
Edmonton? I feel like I know you... haha

>>24364330

My dream girl is
> at least 170 cm tall
> skinny
>slightly conservative
>not drama queen
>good person (good heart)
>not blue eyes
>not attracted to cheating
>likes dogs

>>24366866
No I live in lethbridge. I don't know anyone irl at all anyway though.

>>24366863
she's a junkie who will leave you 2 days after you cash out your pension for her

>>24364330
I just want a nice girl that likes being tied up and dominated. Someine who likes attending fancy parties that I'm required to attend.

>>24366882
as long as she'll hug me sometimes and talk to me for those two days I'm tempted.

>>24366886
i diagnose neediness and prescribe prostitutes.

>>24364330
Tall dom woman who likes to talk and be rough to each other. Intelligent, moderately beautiful, open minded and must be interested in the human psyche.

>>24366886
You know professional cuddlers are a thing, right?

Like, not super expensive girls that will come to your home to hang out and cuddle with you.
You can even do sleepovers.

>>24366904
>>24366943
i don't even fucking want a prostitute I want a goddamn emotional connection and someone to talk to every day

plus there aren't professional cuddlers here

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Her:
>pure
>fragile
>cruel
>sacred

[email protected]

White brunette girl who likes music I like and can enjoy good comedy

>>24364759
B my waifu pls

I can't really describe physically my dream girl because it depends on actually seeing her and thinking I find her hot or not,

But emotionally: I want her to be ok being a camwhore and making sex tapes, exchanging nudes daily and lots of sex, including on the day we start talking, she has to be ok with me sometimes not being able to reply for long periods of times, because I'm taking EMT classes and ride alongs ect.

And I want her to be loyal to me, i.e. She can camwhore and shit but sex with others? I'd prefer not.. As she's be the only one I want physically

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>>24368547
Pic related is me

>>24366418
Leave a contact if you really are ambitious, I need someone that actually does something useful in his free time

>>24366850
Never mind, looks like you're just another vapid, judgmental faggot. But thanks for pointing my attention to the other guy, I just scrolled down all that text at first.

>>24369053
Not him, but what sort of ambition are you looking for?

>>24365466
Bumping with mine. Hows everyone doing tonight?

>>24369085
Should be asleep, but I'm browsing instead

>>24365466
>>24369085
I was unsure about if I should reply to this; but eh, better try than stay silent. 28/US here. I'd like to talk to you.

Skype: jersey_an0n

>>24369114
Samesies.
The inability to sleep is a bitch.

>>24364759
Too bad we aren't even on the same continent.

Me :
22, male
White
Currently studying to be a medical imaging technician
Hoping to work in medical research, or some Shulgin stuff. At the very least, I want to create knowledge.
Cooking, music, and psychotropes are three of my favorite things
Not really talkative, but a good listener. I consider myself a witty person.
Can't stand being alone, I have a constant need to be with my friends.
I try not to dislike anything, but deep down have tenacious self-hatred.
I care a lot about my friends and family, not really about anything material
Love animals

Her :
18-26 (i don't really care actually)
Plays at least one instrument
Isn't bothered by smoke, likes to party
Will share passions
Hygiene is important, anything more is superfluous
Cuddly af
Kinda lazy
Funny is a real plus

>>24369065
You're welcome.

What's this new obsession with ambition? Ambition is something good for a supervillain from comics, not a normal human being. It's because women want to parasite from a rich man or what?

>>24370059
Ambition is the reason I was born practically gutter trash but now have an advanced degree, speak multiple languages, and have a number of accomplishments. And, mind you, I haven't touched on what I do for a living, only how I've improved myself as a person. Without ambition, I would just be sitting around getting high like so many others in my family.

But that's okay, not everyone is ambitious.

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Heather Locklear.

she dont care what i do in my free time or spend my money on, she smokes bud and hits racks with me, and never ever bitches about irrelevant bullshit, and gets mean at shit cunts when needing to back me up
thats pretty much it

>>24370059
Not everyone wants to live a life of mediocrity, and why should they have to? Also Dr. Doom is an excellent role model and did nothing wrong.

>>24370059
This. I don't contact 99% of the guys here because everyone is looking for a girl with "hopes, dreams, ambitions, goals, etc" while I prefer to live day by day figuring out life as I go along, with no big plans or anything of the sort

>>24370279
Please contact me in any form :p

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>>24370279
Seriously though you sound pretty cool.

>>24370059
It depends on what you call ambitious or ambition. I have goals but a lot of them involve making it feasible that I have free time and a little extra money to help friends and family.

>>24370291
post your stuff and maybe I will!

>>24370304
thanks mate

>>24370325
What do you want? Email, kik,Skype?

>>24370325
Kik: Zero..x
Sc: snite5
Will wait :)

>>24370332
kik is fine

>>24370279
I think that's also quite a good mindset. I don't know about the other people here, but generally I try to ask for someone that has something to share because the majority of people I talk with really don't have anything going on for them for the present too. They just kind of stay at the computer, sometimes talk about depression and nothing else, other times talk about being alone, other times they don't talk at all in a range of months, then suddenly contact you asking who you are, then talk saying they should've contacted you a long time ago and when you ask how life was for them nothing changed in more than six months.
This is a pattern that has repeated for too long for me. It's not that I want a super girl to speak with, As I wrote in my post I appreciate talking with everyone from every kind of situation and cultures, but it's also important for me to talk with a human being that is actually that, and not merely a series of "doing nothing, caring about nothing, not wanting to do anything."

>>24370369
Yes. I also have the same issue. After you've been on /soc/ for a while it feels like 90% of the kids in here are in reality the same person, since most of the time they don't do anything and don't have anything to distinguish themselves from other people who also don't do anything. Talking to people like that gets frustrating.

When I post on threads like these I usually add that my ideal mate does have friends, because I think people with friends will almost always have something going on on their lives, even if they aren't after a goal themselves or have no particular hobbies.

>>24370314
That is most an organized person, not an ambitious one.
>>24370082
I can speak 3 languages and have a decent amount of accomplishments and quality, like 50% of human in the first world. Still I think that ambition is a flaw, not a good asset. I'm just curious, I do that because I like, not because i think that someone own me something for my work. Also I don't think I'm better than somebody for that.
>>24370279
Big plans are stupid for two reason. One, nothing go as programmed, never. Two, "You need to live your life", I mean, every person have a lot of possibilities, everyday, but most of the times people seems don't even notice what's going on around them or they are not interested. Like living in their own nutshell is something good for them. Ok, maybe i sound like a protagonist of an indie film, still I don't really care. I like live my life everyday instead of "trying to have more in the future".

>>24370446
The people I talked to had friends, but it didn't help. I guess thinking about it most of them probably had 'friends' that added them just to see if they could get a chance at seeing boobs rather than properly talking and think of anything remotely sexual later. If not for something happening yesterday I wouldn't have posted here for at least another while.
What makes me often come back is thinking that I might end up missing on someone that is actually interesting and could get lost among all the others. This makes me often add people based on few little things they write, the way they wrote it, wondering what's behind the person that posted in that moment, and so on. But most of the time there is much disappointment.

>>24370521
I think you're generalizing a lot. I don't know if I give that vibe from my posts or if others here seem to do the same (I didn't notice it personally), but people already look around themselves and check many possibilities and live their own life. For me personally coming here means detaching a bit from that life and seek something more that's not here. I open myself to other people here too, but for me it's just one side of the world, not the whole of it, and precisely knowing that every person has a whole track of possibilities in the future makes me want to talk with them and be disappointed when they just end up being void.

Secondarily, I don't think big plans are stupid. I don't have a specific plan, I have a set of goals: "I want to help my family"
"I want to achieve this and that"
"One day it would be nice to have this kind of house, a fireplace, living in this kind of place"
But I don't program anything nor I think everything will go as programmed. I'm pretty sure everyone else here for the major part also doesn't think in programming schemes, but rather on set of goals and desires. People that don't seem to have anything in life yet seek others and still criticize them are an issue for me.

>>24364759
i've tried contacting you but you haven't added me back ):

Me:male, currently at ft Stewart ga, looking for male, female, or rifle. Manic depressive, apathetic, self hating, and controlling. I smoke. I do the normal 4channer things. Pretty intelligent but lack common sense. Nihilistic, a punk. Stirner egotistical and a discordian. Runner.
Music interest: Pat the bunny, the front bottoms, that handsome devil.
Appearance: blue eyes, 6 ft, skinny. With slight muscle.

You: have a pulse, but if not.....
Equally or more fucked in the head than me, can laugh and cry at the little things. Smoker. Submissive. Yandere, thin
Likes, anything really I'm multifaceted enough to talk about anything as long as you have passion.

Kik Meunsterchease

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me:
f
artistic
good
lonely
submissive
affable or nice
shy
not much into gaming anymore, but likes to read reviews
not perverted
funny but not too funny
interests: literature, film, robots, youtube, compilations, naps, music
not extremely experienced in anything
kinda pretentious in certain subjects
careful
cultured somewhat
adventerous, but not super generic about it
stop
him:
shares at least one interest
mature
not condescending
not all about meeting females
hasnt really had any or many serious past relationships
maybe hes boring, but at least cute about it
fun sometimes
genuine, but not a fucking faget about it
doesnt have wierd fetishes for something stupid like voices or scat or feet
doesnt make a big deal out of everything
lives in the uk preferably
dangerous but probably not
childish but not really
has a personality
actually has at least a hobby or two
mentally stable or at least wants to be accepted in society in some way
memer or nonmemer, doesnt matter
not way too organized
has at least a little confidence
most IT people are usually smug pricks but I have yet to be proven wrong
not stuck in the past

i highly doubt he exists but i am in a waiting room and have nothing better to do.

>>24370859
>tfw I read people by their voices so people think I have a voice fetish

>>24364340
You're the dick who told me to watch Scream! Thanks for trolling me!

>>24370859
For all it's worth, I think I'd like you
Too bad you're being brexited

>>24370859
You sound at least reasonably interesting, and I seem to hit at least quite a few of your requirements. Interested in talking?

>>24371026
>edit first part of sentence after writing the .second part
>realize there's now two "at least"s in there
>realize you sound like a mouthbreather that can't into english

>>24371026
maybe
my skype is [email protected]

>>24370859
>UK
Dropped.

>>24371154
>>24370993
>>24370927

good.

Her:
>Don't much care about age, but like anyone on this board, please at the very least be legal.
>Height really doesn't matter unless maybe you tower over me, but I'd still be generally curious about that
>In at least decent shape. I enjoy being an outdoorsy person when the weather is nice, and would like you to be able to join me without difficulties
>Intellectually curious
>Able to teach me things. As such, I don't too much care what you study (or studied), so long as you care about it.
>Ambitious. I can't stand people who don't want to go anywhere in life.
>Well-read. If we can't talk about books, I'll get bored real fast.
>Nice eyes and legs. I'm a sucker for both.
>Kink friendly or at least curious. Masochists get huge bonus

Me (male)
>27
>Eastern United States
>white (family of Mediterranean origin, so I can get pretty dark in the summer) with dark hair.
>Shaved head, trimmed beard
>6'0
>185, working on dropping about 10 pounds, or turning it into more muscle (most of which is currently in my legs/butt courtesy of cycling)
>Hazel eyes
>pursuing P in hard science field, ultimately want to teach/do outreach
>Very capable of being serious, but I prefer to approach most things (that aren't inherently serious) with a sense of humor and snark
>As you might expect from a grad student, I love to learn new things
>Massive bookworm. Mostly read sci-fi, fantasy, and history
>Bit of a cosplayer, can't afford to make it to too many cons, but I thoroughly enjoy it
>Gamer. Mostly into grand strategy games lately. Probably couples with me being a history nerd.
>Generally leftist, politically speaking
>Mostly a sadist with some dom tendencies. Love bondage, for instance.
>Two tattoos, want more.
>Social drinker, non-smoker
>Huge metalhead, also into classical music and soundtracks

Skype is sn_1987.a
Look for the name "Orion"

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only giving out my skype but if you're really interested you can ask for something else or leave some contact info, idk

>>24371308
You sound pretty cool but I really am not that kinky.
Sucks.

A female that wants to change the world. Intelectual dark philosophic
Kik Martiniqueic
Someone with knowledge of cinema

>>24370859
Where in the UK are you from? :)

>>24371432
spoiler alert im not

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Aight here goes

Me:
>18
>a bit introverted
>love bad puns and dad jokes in general
>used to play a lot of vidya; like, old-school RPGs and shit. Still do but not as much.
>can be a bit sarcastic at times
>love british television (faulty towers is bae)
>favorite book genre is science fiction
>more right-leaning, but try not to get too much into politics
>philosophical, asks a lot of questions about big things, to the point where sometimes I forget about the small things
>compose music, show everyone my soundcloud
>pic is me

Her:
>around my age at least
>dark sense of humor
>slightly cutesy
>values wisdom over intelligence (although preferably is at least slightly smart)
>worldly, knows a lot about how things work
>can hold deep conversations
>has suffered enough that she can talk about suffering

My skype is pl4ntm4n

>>24371510
Oh so do you just like 'British guys' then?

>>24371539
not at all actually.

>>24371552
Why was it you were looking for a guy who lives in the UK then?

>>24371558
I am moving there, so it might be more convenient to bond over the mutual setting just in case; and I said preferably. Most friends I have met on 4chan from other parts of the us has not been the most pleasant experience. I guess it sounded a bit shallow though, maybe I should not have mentioned it.

>>24371587
Oh no, I was just curious
Where abouts are you moving to?

>>24370859
hey there, this is me: >>24365949
yeah? nah? if you like what you see i wouldn't mind chatting and getting to know you, you seem cool

>>24371592
likely near worcester

Me: M
21 Portuguese
5' 6"
Chunky but not devoid of physical activity
Associates degree in culinary arts, currently employed at a wedding venue as a prep cook (disclaimer, in banquets everything is prep)
Brown eyes, Black hair
Grown out hair with a beard.
Cant call myself the smartest guy in common sense but if someone i barely knew walked in with a bad mood i'd be the first one to notice and ask whats wrong.
Love kids and animals
Passionate about my career, music and video games with a great story.
PC gamer, not one of the "master race" preachers
Into alternative, electro, classical and some opera

Her: F
Thin to cute chubby, other than that its just pointless bonus points in certain physical features.
Kind and understanding, patience is appreciated
Loves animals and kids
Less of a sarcastic personality
Thinks and wonders about stuff that doesnt make sense is a plus
similar taste in music is such a huge plus to me
If you're a pc gamer thats also a plus, but not hating games is a requirement.
anime fan is a plus

>>24371682
Forgot my contact and location
gabriel54659 is my skype
East us, i cant do long distance relationships, i tried it and it didnt work for me.

Me
Male
28
U.K.
Sesh gremlin

Her
U.K.
Under 35
Sesh gremlina


I just want a girl to sesh with

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Oh hey it's one of these, these never work but are always cute and fun regardless.

18/f/straight
I am quite tall for a girl and on the slim/skinny side, I have pale skin and reddish brown curly hair that is very thick and looks quite wild! I'm pretty lazy but still enjoy going out sometimes. Im quite subdued and shy when you first meet me, but if you have the same humour as me it's all good from there. I love watching movies the most, and also like drawing and painting.

My ideal guy:
>18-21
>taller than me (5"10)
>not fat but not overly muscular, broad but strong y'know?
>not afraid to have a crude sense of humour
>blunt honesty
>quite lazy
>the dominant one in the relationship
>assertive and confident
>protective
>easygoing and laidback

I don't really care about common interests because I feel like that doesn't always equal good chemistry!

>>24371801
>23
>husky
>probably on the other side of the world
Well fuck

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>>24371813
Whereabouts is the other side of the world?

>>24371824
the Netherlands

>>24371801
>5"5-5"6
>not exactly muscular
Also
>That fucking ID

>>24371827
It's funny because I always joke about going to the Netherlands as its where all the tall people are.

>>24370859
Sounds like me. Hit me up @

joeymad93

>>24371840
You're not wrong there, I'm pretty small in my family at 6'1"
If you do ever visit, be sure to ask around for Rob, they'll know me.

>>24371830
>That fucking ID
Oh wow I hadn't even noticed, this is the best day of my life.

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>get added
>it's a spambot

why do I try

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>>24371854
You must be a real popular guy Rob, your confidence is approved

>>24371801
tfw you check all the boxes but the age one (24)
also mirin the ID

>>24371885
Well, I'm well past 21, so I'm not going to even pursue. Just going to tease you. I'm 6'7".

>>24371889
Well fuck
you just had to spoil it by being born 6 years after me didn't ya

>>24371901
T-that's not fair :(

>>24371801
Hey you sound super cool, could I add you on something? :)

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>>24364330
Me: 18/FL
-6'1
-140 lbs
-Broke af
-Lazy af
-Play music
-Listen to music
-Breathe music
-I like most art
-Straightedge
-Kinda narcissistic honestly but not an asshole
-Really good at most things.
-Really high sex drive
-Started going to the gym recently if that counts

Them:
-18-25 nearby
-Cute face
-Cute butt
-Not a dumbass
-Be smart
-Have a passion
-Developed music taste
-Clingy but not jealous.
-High sex drive

>>24371973
Kik is tropinka even if you just wanna chat or tell me scary stories.

>>24371961
Sure thing, what do you got?

>>24371981
Kik would be best: biploarbear :) (careful with the L, before the O not after, because I can't spell)

This is out of character for me to do this, but I misclicked /soc/ and saw this. Let's see how it goes

Me:
- 22/Male
- 6'5"/215lb
- Blue/grey eyes, blonde hair
- Very athletic, excellent shape

Lifestyle:
- I live on the East Coast, somewhere around DC
- Martial arts instructor
- Go to raves as often as I can, I love dancing
- I don't drink and only rarely do drugs but all my friends are casually into that stuff
- Pretty fun life so far, as hard as it can be sometimes

Personality:
- I value loyalty, I will be loyal: If you want to cheat just break up you clearly didn't want something serious and my feelings won't be hurt
- Very easy to get along with
- I am WEIRDLY into the signs (I'm a libra)
- Despise hookup culture, completely devoted to fostering fun and healthy relationships
- Avid writer
- Very energetic

You:
- Around my age/female
- Attractive, good physical shape. I'm seriously not a fitness Nazi tho, if you've got some wide hips idm
- Indulge in reading or at least creative writing/alternative gaming
- You have to be loyal
- Please don't be too insecure. If you are insecure, I can be patient if you at least work on your issues. I've helped a lot of people work through huge self-confidence issues before
- Have some virtue!

Skype: kingswole88 (pic is me without face)

I do not mind LDR in the slightest, I'd honestly prefer it until I knew you better anyway

With my bday coming up, all I want right now is to watch every Evangelion episode with a warm-hearted qt desu :|

>>24371391
Ideal doesn't mean necessary. Would still be interested in hearing from you.

>>24371801
Hey i think i meet all the boxes.
Kik: SmallCardboardBox

Me
>18
>F
>Near Philly
>Tiny as all fuck (4'10 and 3/4)
>85lbs slim build, but definitely not a stick
>sits inside and plays vidya (pc) all day
>naps always
>drinks obscene amounts of soda
>somehow still gym rat
>shy, but not insecure
>kinky af switch
>ambivert
>nympho

You
>18-30 I don't give a fuck
> m/f whatever man
> taller than me
>Philly/jersey area
>plays vidya on PC
>not a salt ball
>not clingy
>athletic to chubby build, not a stick and not fat
>great smile
>gives good cuddles
>kinky af (switch dom sub i don't care)
>drives bc I don't
>willing to go out semi frequently
>cuddles rlly nice
>high sex drive

Skype; princessaqtqt

>>24372631
perfect height. I love portable girls

>>24372631
Can I ask wtf a salt ball is?

>>24371801
Approximately where are you located?

Me
>20/F/Philadelphia PA
>Thin, 5'2"
>Huge anime fan (it's almost all I watch)
>Dresses Japanese fashion daily (fairy kei specifically)
>Likes cosplay
>Loves to relax at home but I also love to go out to new places and have fun/try new things
>Gets depressed easily
>Clingy as hell once I really like you
>Sexually open minded
>Exotic dancer
>No drugs and not a big drinker
>Hate basketball/football/baseball etc
>Looking for a long term partner

You
>Under 28/M or F/ In NJ or PA
>Skinny
>Likes anime
>Would couple cosplay with me
>Likes Jfashion
>Likes to laze around
>No interest in sports
>Very clingy and would want to hang out a lot
>Lives within driving distance
>Nice or funky fashion sense is a huge bonus
>Open minded and open sexually
>Very accepting person

I don't have a car because I live in the city and it is less expensive not to have one, I would like to meet someone close enough to hang out with though!

>>24372631
We'd be perfect but GG distance I'm in SoCal.. Sigh

>>24372802
>No interest in sports
Dream girl. lel

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>>24372802
i'm a skinny girl that likes jfash and am probably within driving distance. my skype is shoujo.gif

>>24372631
are you down to talk to people who aren't near you?

ME
>20 / M / Kentucky
>6'4", chubby, white, short brown hair and greenish blueish eyes. Glasses.
>Working retail job, not extravagant but not a neet like I used to be
>friends tell me I'm smart, funny, easy to talk to, and a generally good person, but that's subjective
>Virgin and have never been in a relationship, but not overly desperate for one.
>Hobbies include pc gaming, manga/anime, basketball, hiking, want to learn cooking and cosplay
>Intense musical tastes, into just about anything, I appreciate talent more than sounds
>Have a strong moral compass
>Willing to help people with their problems in any way I can
>Take life one day at a time
>Will help you with math homework
HER
>Shorter than me by a significant amount. 5'6 and under
>any race but black
>any hair color, just don't be bald. Redhead is goddess tier
>C-D cup is master race, but ultimately unimportant
>thick thighs/ass/hips but again physical features aren't everything
>any body type but horrendously morbidly obese.
>laid back person
>wants to be friends as well as possibly more
>won't cuck me with chad, if you want someone else that's cool. But break up with me first
>less sexual experience the better, but just don't have stds
>Has similar interests to me, or at least 1.
>Will be honest and loyal with me.
>Will teach me how to cook

BONUS ROUND

>live within 200 miles
>sexually adventurous
>light blue eyes
>first name has more syllables than last name (this is extremely unimportant but it sounds cool ok)

If anyone is interested my skype is nuzzlemybosom. For some reason all my old contacts got deleted so if you were one of them feel free to add again.

>>24372902
Cool! I sent you a contact request

>>24371801
Absolutely perfect, got contact?

HIM
>20+, ideally late 20s.
>Interesting to talk to. Able to keep conversation going, has cool stories to tell, will teach me about things he's passionate about.
>Smart, knowledgeable, curious. Challenges me intellectually.
>Humorous, sarcastic, likes teasing me. Doesn't take himself too seriously. Can joke about shitty situations.
>Kind. Somewhat sensitive and empathetic. Affectionate.
>Adventurous - likes hiking, travelling, doing new stuff.
>Mildly introverted. Doesn't mind spending time alone/at home.
>Ambitious. Has shit going on in his life.
>Doesn't get drunk, doesn't do drugs, doesn't fuck around.
>Likes kids and dogs.
>Hygienic and somewhat tidy.
>Taller than me, healthy weight. Ideally - Pale skin, light eyes, dark hair, nice shoulders and neck, cute smile, glasses. Nice voice.

ME
>24. F. Europe.
I am absolutely terrible at talking about myself.
I am a bit annoying and probably overly argumentative sometimes. I like discussing. I laugh about inappropriate things and I make very sad jokes. I am extremely clumsy and quite introverted. I am very caring, motherly and nice.
I love travelling. I'm into art, hiking, boring museums and beer. I really like reading. I am fascinated by science and math. I have some lame hobbies.
I am pretty domestic and a decent cook. I have an overall boring lifestyle. I'm organised - I probably like organising more than doing things.
Physically - 167 cm. Slightly chubby. Pale. Hazel eyes. Dark hair.

>>24373455
Slightly chubby?

>>24373466
I am around 65 kg. Not obese, not thin. A bit chubby.
Trying to lose 5 or 6 kg before 2017.

>>24373472
Post belly

>>24373477
Yeah, no. Thanks.

>>24373472
Would like to know more about you. Kik?
Zero..x

>>24373455
Tell me about your kids?
Where's the father?

>>24373498
Last time I checked, I didn't have any.

>>24373482
I don't have kik.

>>24371854

Verassend veel Nederlanders hier. Als het goed is, is er ook nog een gozer van 2m op zoek naar zijn ideale vd.

>We zijn gewoon allen hopenloze romantici hier :')

>>24373455
whereabouts in europe? I'm not wasting my norse genes on a slav or a mediterranean

Her:
>Open minded
>Fun
>Intelligent
>Has her own things going on
>Wants to have children in the long run
>Bonus for being taller than 175 cm

Me:
>187 cm
>Physics student
>Likes learning new stuff
>Likes new experiences
>Open minded
>Light hearted
>Outgoing
>Weird in a positive way
>Down to earth

Kik: Ceasium133

My profile pic is a painting my brother made for me. It is lovely :3

>>24373455
you seem interesting :)
this is me: >>24365949

>>24373526
>implying anyone wants your recessive genes
Vikings were an army of losers, do the world a favor & stay in your inbred colony

>>24373455
How can I contact you?

>>24373455
I'm from the US, but I think we'd get along. Feel free to drop me a line: [email protected]

Let's save this thread from oblivion while bumping my posts
>>24366640
>>24366648

>>24372802
Hey, 24/M/Philly, I tick most of your boxes, and you don't seem too bad yourself. I'm not skinny, unfortunately, but I am a degenerate weebshit and have next to no interest in sports.

Skype is Jiggaboots

>>24372802
Ayy I'm an Asian weeb cosplayer fuck that's interested in learning about lolita and would kill to couples cosplay (haven't done it in years). 22/m/NJ, p easy for me to come to philly via train/bus. Also open minded to too much things lol, comes with the territory of being a weeb

Kik: antigachi, skype: rickdaman69

>>24371801
You sound pretty chill, could I add you on kik or something?

>>24374567
You're the shelookslikeart guy aren't you? Did you need a fresh start or something?

>>24374657
sorry, what?

Me
>Early 20s
>In a cold part of Europe
>Music: sing it, play it
>First neighbor complaint yet to come
>I just bought a shirt with a cat in space puking a rainbow
>Rainy days? Fuck yeah
>I will affectionately improv play stuff for you but I still need more skillz :'(
>We will go hang gliding
>We will frequent some movie theater that shows old films
>I'll make you sing to shit that I play, and even if you suck I'll tell you I love it
>Tall? Check
>Dark? Sorry, pale enough to reflect sunlight into a focal point that melts steel beams
>Mysterious? Double check

You
>Be F
>Like my cat shirt
>Agree to/like stuff above
>Kik: Doitus

>>24372802
Skype is mr.bubbles6838
I am 26 male and right on top of you. Ps respand

>>24374670
I'm almost certain you're someone who used to post with a different contact. The way you type is easy to recognize.

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>>24372786
>>24373344
>>24371801

Oh yeah I totally forget to mention that I'm from England and I'll add you on Kik if anyone leaves their usernames, cross my heart

>>24365466
willie04221
I play PC games pretty much everyday, I work as a Spanish Intepreter at a call center. I don't live with my parents and I'm in the US.

And my favorite pass time is talking shit.

>>24374726
Kik is muhquarks.

>>24371801
You sound cute and straightforward, i like that!
6,5 dane here! kik - berdm4n

>>24374726
Kik=great_wall_of_trump

Me
>22
>Asian (from islands not Chinese/Korean/JAPANESE, but I'm very fair skinned).
>college grad
>central NJ
>weeb but not obnoxious about it
>watches the animes and reads mangos
>big gamer, plays pc games and also smash 4 at a better than casual level lol
>also cosplays, usually eastcoast but looking to branch out
>forward and loves speeding up the whole 'developing a relationship' process
>open minded to most interests, like doing both indoor and outdoors stuff
>5'9", skinny but looking to start working out again
>mostly a dom/top mind in bed, but if a girl is super aggressive, I won't mind letting her take the lead

Her
>18-24
>ideally working or at least not a NEET
>somewhere from NJ, NYC, or Philly at the farthest
>preferably a cosplayer for infinite couples cosplay
>also anime watcher
>plays pc games or games in general and is a bit competitive
>shorter than me, the shorter the better
>more submissive, but horny and will occasionally pounce on me
>can drive to help share driving burden
>bonus points if you're a lolita
>can keep up with my fast pace

Feels incomplete but w.e

Kik: antigachi, Skype: rickdaman69

Me
>20/M/Southeast US
>Straight
>Average height but pretty chubby
>I'm a lazy guy, what can I say?
>Huge PC gamer, closest thing I have to a passion
>Unapologetic weeb
>Introvert and socially awkward
>Full-time student
>Right-leaning and love political discussions
>Don't drink and no drugs
>Listen to a lot of music

You
>18-22/F/Hopefully Nearby
>Don't care about height at all
>Fitter than I am
>qt3.14
>Preferrably doesn't drink or smoke
>Loves to cuddle and watch movies/play games
>Intelligent and open-minded, doesn't mind a good debate
>Nerdy and enjoys video games and anime
>Creative and quirky enough to make up for just how boring I am
>Not too extroverted
>Conservative

My kik is S4msqu4ntch, if you're interested and want to talk

>>24374726
>tfw no kik
Do you have a Skype? I match your description quite well. I feel like we'd get along fine and dandy

>>24364340
Neat drawings

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Eyyyy I'm still here.

Her:
>18-30
>White
>Cute
>Into the paranormal (or at least not against it), or is a witch
>Any bodytype not outside of normal ranges, preferring definite curves and wide hips
>Can handle weird humor
>Not a feminazi
>Likes video games, cartoons, anime
>Does not have major psychological problems (or they are under control)
>Has impregnation / pregnancy kinks (optional)
>Wants children at some point (not optional)
>Actually relatively local

Me:
>25/m/California (925 area)
>Long hair, glasses
>233 lbs, fits my frame so i look like i weigh less
>6' tall
>Hilariously long tongue (benefits obvious)
>into the paranormal, make talismans
>Work IT, good with computer
>Psychologically and emotionally stable
>Have awesome sounding singing bowls
>Have a Vive
>Says obvious things out of a habit
>Omnifriendal
>Unoffendable, laid back
>Can throat-sing
>Decent cook
>Radio voice (so i've heard)

kik: viktrae

Me
>22 / M / Burgerland
>5'11 / exotic white bread
>self employed artist
>I'm into anime, manga, music and video games mainly on PC but I have consoles too.
>I'm a dork obviously
>Never really watch much TV or any movies. I just don't, no real reason why.
>Likes to send dumb pictures and videos
>Introverted and shy, I freeze up or get scatterbrained in groups
>Really loves animals
>Has a lot of stories about my parents feeding me animals I liked as a kid, crying about it and begging my dad to make graves for them
>Has one cat, wanting more.
>Mainly into staying inside

You
>18-25 / F / Wherever
>Shorter then me? Dark hair?
>Maybe has an accent? I think accents are normally really cute.
>Is a dork
>Interested in art, maybe even an artist
>Is really into anime, manga and video games
>Isn't really sexual
>Hopefully a shy shut-in who just wants to laze around the house.
>Likes cats, maybe even owns a cat.
>Likes to be sent / send stupid pictures or videos
>Is a best friend
>Wants a long term relationship

skype: burned-dread

>>24374726
fumperwinkle

>>24376416
I was so perfect until
>Wants children at some point (not optional)

such a shame, you sound awesome af

Me:
>22/ M
>5'11 / Black hair / Hazel eyes
>50/50 mix between sarcastic and obnoxious vs quiet and introverted
>Super into film and art shit
>Constantly doing some type of art project
>Cynical
>Pretentious hipster fag
>Super sexual, but not annoying or pushy with it
>Used to love vidya but now it's kinda dying out, only play old nostalgic shit
>I try to stay fit with hiking, yoga, biking and other lame shit
>I want to do loads of weird and interesting shit

Her:
>Within 5 years of me, but doesn't matter too much as long as you're of age
>Can have a giggle m8, can make me giggle
>A calm soothing soul but can get loose when she wants to
>If you're artsy that's cool, if not whatevs
>Idc what you do as long as you can cover your rent
>Be at least somewhat into drugs, take acid with me and watch Willy Wonka on loop.
>Not too into politics
>Physically active to some degree


Kik: jangjulip
Skype: toeripper

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Me!me!me!
18/M/US
All I speak is banter
A good chunk of my networth is in my wardrobe, interested in fashion (streetwear, k and j fashion, formal wear)
I go to the gym to stay atleast moderately fit and so should you
Currently a Uni student but I have goals ahead of me that I would like someone to accompany me throughout
Music and literature are my top two interests, I would like to be able to talk about them
Not a genius but top 1% in the nation if any of those standardized tests held any merit
Passionate in things I care about and Im open-minded to new things
And all the other basic things 4chan users are into (vidya etc)
5'10" but hey, for being korean, its above average

Her:
I really dont expect a lot, im not the type of guy to say "MUST HAVE HIGH SEX DRIVE"
Hopefully you take care of yourself to stay healthy appearance wise and internally
Intelectually capable to atleast comprehend each others achievments and goals
Would prefer to you to be nearby my area but if its mean to be, im sure it'll work out regardless

Kik: mmmelancholy

>>24370859
i live in the uk i think i am kinda like what you describe, you have a kik or skype?

>>24371973
i have this painting up in my house

>>24371973
kik i am like this haha, mine is wowohwowee, nice gustav piece btw

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Me: 18/f/USA
>Not NEET
>5'8"
>Chubby
>Pretty goofy and will laugh at all your stupid jokes
>Will call you names out of affection
>Adventurous
>I can't dance but I still dance 24/7
>Positive and growth mindset
>Will cook if you do the dishes
>Considered the "Mom" of my friend group and always has band-aids and snacks
You:
>6'+
>18-22
>Can braid my hair
>Silly/goofy
>Will drive bc I hate driving
>Not NEET
>Ambitious
>Easy going/chill
>Wants to travel and explore with me
>affectionate/intimate
>be my best bud
kik is abazaba18
(pic is from yesterday b4 a wedding)

Me:

I have a chart, but not on this computer

>19/M/South Africa
>Only looking for friends really
>Maths & Physics student
>/mu/tant, /g/uy, robot
>leftist, vegan, linux user -- burn my alive
>Love pro-wrestling,maths, my iPod Classic, mom, grandpa, and two dogs.
>waste too much time on 4chan, to be honest.
>super awkward and anxious in real life, but try not to let it get in the way of things
>email: [email protected], I also have Telegram and steam.

You:
>Age: Around my age +- ~5 years or so, unless you are okay with muh age gap then whatever.
>Location: Anywhere
>Gender: Anything
>Is eager to message quite frequently and keeps me on my toes as far as losing contact goes.
>Shares at least some of the common interests or traits above.
>Won't just disappear on me with no forewarning

***

>>24372631
>>24372802
>>24373536
>>24377816
Would probably friend/10.
>>24365588
You seem like a really nice guy, anon. I hope that you find someone!

I just want a qt tall slav or Russian boy with a future to squat with

>older male
>likes hairy girls
>likes anime
>hates sjws
>will sleep outside
>no ambition
>depressed
>cynical
>sarcastic
>kind to animals

>>24372940
Are you still checking this thread? :o

>>24378000
Thank you. I hope you find someone too.

ME:
>20 years old
>5'10
>78kgs
>athletic/average
>3rd year medical student
>UK
>had a few partners
>i like going out
>chatty (i think)
>extrovert
>"well off"
>skiing/squash/ex-rugby player

HER
>5'0-5'8
>18-24
>dont mind about hair colour
>any race cos its 2016 senpai
>i like skinny girls
>ass is a bonus
>has a social life
>intelligent, I want to be able to actually have meaningful conversation
>i like quirky girls too

I can drive
KIK: nickyeaaa

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>>24378337
>>24378337
>>older male
>>likes hairy girls
>>hates sjws

I should set you up with my ex wife. Pretty but she was lazy so she'd get pretty hairy.

>>24378516
I was poorly describing my ideal mate actually. I may be a lesbian though.

>>24378557
you seem cool but I have ambitions so I can't wife you

boy
feminine looking with bubble butt and pretty face
submissive but bratty / can be provoking
is playful and flirty / coy
enjoys being dominated but also cuddled and loved
no mental issues like anxiety depression bipolar or bpd

>>24378557
Oh duh. You were saying you are the hairy girl. Lol, sorry. My ex may be a lesbian too. I could still set you up.

>>24377060
I need female friends, hit me up anyway if you're nearby.

>>24378567
>being optimistic enough about life and society to be ambitious

>>24366790
>England
>female
Ayy qt what up
>English degree
not great
>left of centre/progressive
ehhh
>fat
dropped

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me:
22/m/socal
5'11 172 lbs
kinda a work in progress, i just started eating better and exercising, as well as making a conscious effort to leave the house for a little bit, and have some job interviews coming up very soon (but i'm very nervous about it) and i'm studying the stock market independently at home (not at university or anything)
i think i'm kinda funny
i sometimes play some games but i only really play if i have someone to play with. im good at some games tho
i like to be kind to everyone
i'm kinda conservative but politics don't matter to me that much
i find intelligence really attractive
i want to find someone who will care about me as much as i care about them. i find a lot of motivation in my feelings for other people.
im damaged goods asf i get extremely jealous/overprotective/paranoid. i try not to project my insecurities and past experiences onto people who had nothing to do with it.
i have a dog
i like pizza
i used to play a lot of wow, lol, and starcraft
my musical tastes are constantly changing, i like a lotta stuff
my friend took this picture of me on skype and put a filter on it and said i looked good
cool with anime stuff, know some of it but not a huge weeb
i'm a terrible movie critic
i'm all over the place got hella adhd
i like to stay inside mostly
im clingy
i like to talk about nothing all day

you:
close enough that we can make things work, around my age or slightly younger, female
introvert
smart
idc if you're NEET or if you work and study, it more depends on who you are than any of that stuff
likes to stay home ideally tho
lazy
submissive
kind
video games are a plus but we don't have to have tons of things in common, just have to be able to get along and have fun together.
like communication and contact often

i have skype: infinity_tree
but if you want a different sort of contact information just respond in the thread i can make a whatever account

>>24371801
Message me on kik
JoacimHj

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>>24370991
Eheheheh

>>24376363
thanks. If you can believe it, I've gotten WORSE since then.

>>24378337
How old?

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>>24376360
>tfw you prefer Skype anyways

Not sure if you're even checking this dead bread (I'm way too amused with my id desu) but I'd be happy to add you on Skype if you gave me your username~

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>>24371801
if you aren't busy after all of those replies, you should shoot me a message!
kik: bingbingsaysdie
>6"1
>long brown shoulder curly length hair
>8/10 jawline
>finds humor in everything
>lazy, but outgoing

>>24377886
Damn you're thicker than a can of peanut butter.

>>24379145
I'm 28...age doesn't truly matter, but I find that I get excited to talk to someone over 25. Again, it is all about the person, but I have noticed age-based connectivity patterns.

>>24379184
Im interested, I'm not posting my Skype. Let me know if you figure something out.

>>24379341
Okay, that makes sense. I'm only 22, but if that's not a problem then send me an email. [email protected]

>>24379184
Don't really want to risk any of the other faggots in this thread adding me for whatever reason, but screw it.
>microez

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I am a simple crab searching for a female crab to mate with so that we may extent our species of crab. do not message me if you are a fisherman I will not reply.

Me:
18/m/oregon
5'11 240 pounds
Shy and quiet in public
Neurotic
Introverted
All around nerd
Frequently miserable
Doesn't watch much television
Enjoys cooking,especially baking
Hedonist
Degenerate
Misanthropic
Cynical
Enjoys Conversation and learning
Deeply insecure
self loathing
Dark sense of humour
Morbid
Likes a lot of weird animals like leeches and vultures.

Him:
Somewhere close by
Intelligent
Has a deep appreciation for something
Enjoys learning
Extroverted and outgoing
Dark sense of humor
Willing to put up with my fragile mental state
Switch
Degenerate
Gun nut
Also a nerd
Animal lover
Cuddler
Isn't too muscular,fat,or scrawny
Optimist
Kind
Likes horror
Morbid

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Me:
24/male/San Diego
5'3"
Vegan(6years), single, Mature, I know who I am, very much prefer lovers, nerdy, runner, swimmer, very healthy mind and body, generally speaking I am very kind. It would not be hard to have me fall for you and talk me into having kids.

I am a philophobe(sadly).
You:
Passionate about health, foodie, exercise(or you will), capable of love, travel worthy, no height preference, non-smoker, non drinker, if you live for passion that is a huge plus. Goal oriented or wealthy a huge plus.

Add me, talk to me. I prefer phone calls so if you do too that's a plus.


Snapchat: fapchat.lol

>>24372631
Add me on snapchat(fapchat.lol), you seem funny.

Me:
Male
29
6'2"
White boi
175 lbs dadbod but borderline otter now
Brown hair
Blue eyes
College and still want more. Education is vital to power inside school and out. You honestly never stop going because the industry is always changing.
Has worked as a janitor and for a major magazine so far. Get a man who does both! :P
Super into art and photography. You can catch me browsing the portfolios and collections of creators I admire throughout the week.
I'm always shooting.

Her:

5'4" and under
Chubby, curvy, extra. That sort of thing.
super clingy. Like, really, really clingy.
Mental illnesses a plus! I have no time for anybody who thinks they're too good for that.
Non-white or foreign a plus.

>Me:
Small, brown, with blue hair.
Bipolar 2 (Doctor diagnosed)
Vidya Games
Toy Collected
Marketing/Game Design Major
Loves to network/meet people
Weaaboo dork

>Him
Intelligent but not arrogant
Average looking
Not a racist
Can handle my sarcasm and sassiness
Doesn't blame the world for his problems
Is a nerd about something

>Bonuses
Can play my crucible matches for me
Has a job
Willing to go on toy hunts with me
Is not vanilla
Incredibly passionate about something meaningful.

(No contact because vague)

>>24382140
Kind of described me pretty well. Although I couldn't play your matches for you, I'm a professional choke artist.

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>>24364330
me (male)
>23
>United Kingdom
>white mixed with some stuff
>bearded, 5'10
>I can speak 2 languages, learning some others
>I have a Masters in Electronic engineering, I work in Aerospace and Defence as an Engineer
>My job lets me do cool stuff like teach kids how to build robots
>I'm pretty chill, I am very happy with my life.
>My passion in life is to contribute something useful.
>I like socialising with friends but I need alone time
>I am usually not serious, this post is very serious by my standards

You (feminine)
>18-23
>Europe
>Doing something with your life or have plans to
>Be kind, I can't tolerate mean people
>do cool stuff with me like go to dinners and travelling
>being artistic is nice, i'd like to watch you draw

I could write loads more but the most important thing is chemistry, which is quite difficult to measure on here. So talk to me and let's see

I am cool with friends too!

skype: reasonablyrelaxed

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Me:
>Female
>18
>London
>I'm travelling everywhere in a few months
>GoT blonde
>5'6
>Pale af
>I wear glasses ?
>Little hedonistic
>Pretty chill most of the time
>Really into music, films, museums, artsy shit..
>My favourite places are play grounds at night
>I'll message u at 4am like "heyy call me, rn, I'm lost''
>probably going to dye my hair blue
>I'm quite rude but i don't mean it
>i tell the truth about important things

You:
>Uk is cool.. other places are cool too.. I'm travellin
>Close to my age..? Idc
>Self respect
>Open minded
>Interesting
>Have a hobbie, talent, passion, perspective etc
>Honest
>Direct
>Find me hilarious
>Also be hilarious
>Rude
>Teaches me about stuff i don't know
>Doesn't mind a couple games

If u want to be friends and just hang out sometime, post your details too
>I don't have kik

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Honestly a cute bi guy so we can hook up nice dicks to suck on together.

Or get myself into a triad with two loving bi guys and cuddle and fuck tons.

>>24382683

Close to that i believe. I'm from the UK as well!

What do you mean by a couple of games?

>>24382012
>▶
>Me:
It sounds like we're a match. Where do I collect my prize?

Me:
>27/US
>5'3-5'4
>Hispanic
>Blue-ish black hair
>Chubby but working on it
>Enjoys literature and the fine arts
>Has a job, is educated and furthering her education
>A little depressed
>Kind, nurturing, wandering soul

You:
>In the States
>Kind
>Cultured
>Decent job
>Over 25
>Taller than I am
>Artsy as fuck
>Forgiving
>Clingy

>>24382683
You seem to be someone that has lots to share, and it would also be nice to receive pictures of your travels. If you don't mind skype for talking, add safewordthrowaway

>>24382814
Guy or girl? Where from?

>>24382140
You're forgetting the important bit: your gender

>>24383005

Girl. Bi.
From the very gay lands of Uruguay.

>>24382927
You sound lovely anon

>>24383073
Well, thank you! Do you have discord?

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Me
>34/M/NJ
>5'10 Hispanic with a few extra pounds that I've been working on losing
>Introvert
>Geeky interests like comics, anime, vidya but am not obsessive over them
>Full time job in IT field
>Don't drink, smoke, or do drugs
>Loves animals
>Wall-E personified

Her:
>Younger (18-25) and shorter than me. Short girls with curves are my kryptonite
> Has similar interests, but is also passionate about other things that shes willing to share with me
>Shy yet willing to go out and do things together
>Other people in her life would describe her as kind-hearted and a good friend.
>Has a job or is in school or is doing something with her life and has a plan for her future
>Loves animals
>Loves cuddles
>Is close enough where we can actually spend time together
>Wants to hold my hand

nice thread
as a short dude I can safely conclude now that I should kill myself

>>24383185
how short is short? i'm 5'2 and i consistently date guys around 5'5

>>24383194
5'8

>>24383224
5'8 is about average if not above, unless you live in some land of giants

I'm somewhere between 5'5-5'6 so don't be so down on yourself

>>24383236
I shouldn't be hard on myself?
tell that to the majority of chicks irl/on dating , sites/here that dismiss guys like me solely on the fact that we're not 6'+

fucking hell I've had enough of this shit, I've never thought this would be an issue but fuck, I must live in the shallowest part of town

>>24373455
Hey, you seem cool as shit. Snap me at holyshitbees if you want

>>24383332
I'm not saying it's fair, but do you really want to date someone who is shallow enough to not date you based on height alone?
Also, at least in my experience, I have talked to many women who don't like short guys because they are insecure about it so much

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>>24382683
USAfag here, traveling to Europe in March for a few months. Let's chill?

Skype is like fucking Benjamin Lamb or something, or chops23. I dunno.
Snapchat is holyshitbees

Pic is me

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M (straight)/26/Kansas City
I have a good job and kinda have my shit together
pls send gf

skype: yumboyack90

>>24382838
like Jenga

>>24383378
that's the thing though. even if it's not actually about height, they wont give short guys a chance because they just assume theyre insecure. it's a vicious cycle

>>24382838
Jokes

>>24383770
If you don't act insecure about it then they might give you a chance, maybe not but just don't give up

>>24382927
I don't have discord sadly, but my kik is mrdespair1990 if you'd like to talk to someone who matches your stuff!

>>24383799
im not even short. im just sympathizing

>>24382683
Hey where in London are you? M30 x

>>24383810
Holy shit I didn't even notice I posted in this thread before. Now I feel thirsty.

>>24383378
well how about they weren't ridiculing short guys that much?
dudes are ugly to each other but a girl laughing at a short dude like me is just vile

>>24383844
If they weren't making fun of your height, they would find something else. People can be cruel man, just don't let it get to you so much.

>>24383857
>just don't let it get to you so much
I double dare you to make that statement to bullied kids
I hope you see where I'm getting to

>>24383870
Hey man, I know how it is. Kids can be fucking crueler than adults. I was one of those kids man. It isn't easy. If you really feel like you're sub-par, then work on improving what you can control.

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>>24364759
21m southwest

im a musician, i make jewelry nd paint guitars too.

maybe someday we'll cross paths

>>24382140
Destiny's my game, hell yeah

>>24383840
SW, the posh area ;)

>>24384051
Me too ... Southfields x

>>24383395
There's a Jordan Lamb with chops23.. but there are a gazillion Benjamin Lambs man. xD I'm travellin Europe in March too so we cn chill, gonna b hard to co ord but, it cn happen!

>>24384092
You know the 493?!

>>24384173
Yes baby I do

>>24384154
Shit. Try Swagman McFuck

>>24383068
Well I'm from the other side of the world but if you leave your kik I'd be more than willing to talk about dicks and boobs with you some time :)

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>>24372802
If you could pull this off I would totally be Vash with you but I am up in New England

>>24364330
me
- 28/m
- 5'11
- 235(trying to get down to 200) by being active and some working out
- more spiritual than religious
- always willing to learn
- back in school
- adventurous
- likes to cook, ice skate, swim, anime, movies, tele, vidya, animal lover
- sexual
- loyal

her
24-31
-body type isn't to much of a matter but at least be one that is somewhat health conscious(if you don't take care of yourself its huge turnoff)
-not overly religious
-as long as not a alcoholic or addict
-smoking is not a deal breaker
-loves to travel like me
- wouldn't mind an occasional night in
- sexual (i don't mind partners but as long as safe before me)
- open to new thing
-

18/M/NY
6'2-6'3
135lbs
black hair, brown eyes, glasses
interests: anime, vidja, being dominated
neet, introvert, shutin

her:
20-29
live close preferebly
height doesn't matter
weight preferebly between skinny to chubby
don't have a hair preference, aslong as it's longer.
likes vidya/anime, you can be a fujoshit i don't mind
loyal, and will choke me and tell me you love me at the same time.

discord: 忍<3#1237
if you want my other info such as skype you'll have to get me to warm up to you.

>>24384185
Ah! Crazyy, I live prtty much directly on that bus route. U hv an email or discord?

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are these old school now? lol

No women who will amount to something in this thread who want a man who will view life from the top. To be fair, the majority of this site is retail job mental disability city. Expecting more from yourself and your partner might actually give you a fulfilling life instead of being broke, developing addictions you cannot afford and the eventual hatred of your partner and children.

Tldr want woman who is very intelligent and wants a nice penthouse apartment in a big city one day. No kids before 35 either.

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>>24385969
>hatred of your partner and children
>having children

>>24385981
>having the reading comprehension of a 40 year old meth addict with a GED.

>>24385896
Oh my i remember these! Back when /soc/ had just born, what a time