/mhfn/ - MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and

>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<
Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples), jawlines. Tattoos, jewelry (watches, rings, cuffs, piercings), and stubble optional and appreciated. =D

>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.

>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...

>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. Try to crop around nose level and up... We prefer the mystery of anonymity.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as so desired).
4. Most of us do not care for bare male feet. Again, use good judgment.

>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome and encouraged!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D

http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ

AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!

Prior thread:
>>24285459

Apologies for the rush job on the macro, guys. iOS10, a new laptop with Win10 (ugh ugh ugh) and a MBP that's crapping out given Bootcamp/Parallels/Win7 is making my digital workstation life rather difficult.

If I'm not around and you guys want to re-use old macros to start a fresh thread, please feel free... the link is below.

http://imgur.com/a/L2vFj

Alternatively, if some of the new girls wanna take over OP duty, please do! I haven't had much time given surrounded by colleagues/clients of late.

>>24363736
>There are a few places on you I'd like to kiss
Just a few, Books? *sad face* I was rather hoping all over... but then again, I am kinda greedy that way.
>Mine are actually athletic spandex. I wear them for running because otherwise things bounce around
Mmmm. Not the first time I've thought about what your spandex contain. I think I could offer you some good... support.

>>24363776
>Can I join this club?
T, you're a part of the club fer sure.
setfacl -m u:T:rw mhfn
>joke that only Nolly will get, perhaps
>probably not even the correct syntax since I'm used to chmod

>>24363833
>>24363857
Dat back and light and wetness and and and unnnglsdkljkfsdjkldsferjklste

>>24363869
>what's in the package
hehehehe... I could coax out the contents if you like?

>>24364066
I love everything about this pic. The elements of the background (especially the sky) and DAT ASS and oh jfc... having a meltdown.

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>>24364059
I rather enjoy these threads.

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>>24364095
You do not need to apologize to us, Bossy. You do so much more work than we acknowledge you for.

You do you, and we'll stumble around without you until you come back.

<3

These were incredibly difficult to take, and I hardly had anything that I thought was nice to show for it.

Photography is like that sometimes, I guess. Live and learn :)

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>>24364122
Mmh, I would like that ;)

Since I am a total 4chins pleb I have no idea how to respond to posts in other threads when on mobile device.
So Books, I can't get a hold of my package to show you guys what's in the box! I'm in a different city :(

What I can do, however, is go to bed! It's kinda late.. goodnight thread!

>>24364141
This is so great
>>24364066 →
It can't really be called a series, I didn't do it very often.
I'm not sad at all!
I don't have nearly the charisma to keep it going like the other girls.

If it makes you feel better I've been on 4chan for about 5/6 years.
>>24364138
These threads rather enjoy you.
>>24364150
):
As always, goodnight and sleep well.
Don't die!
~T

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>>24364122
When I say a few, I'm... what's the opposite of exaggerating? I'm doing that. I'd kiss you all over, then kiss you there again. Then I'd turn my attention to a few places in particular, and finish up with a last round of triple kisses for everywhere.

>admiring the river scene
It was damn pretty. The fall-zone of the James is one of the prettiest parts I've seen of any river I've seen. There's also the Potomac and Shenandoah right around Harper's Ferry (which I learned about by accident on my trip).

It was just about dusk when I was taking these, so the lighting was perf.

>>24364138
I second what pC7CnwSn said. We have very similar facial hair. Mine's a little bit darker, but hardly.

>>24364147
Thanks I always appreciate detailed critiques of my photography, so if you have anything to say I would appreciate it. Don't feel like you have to say anything though.

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>>24364150
I totally forgot how my arm looked without my tat, I just realised.

>>24364154
No sad faces!
You too, and don't worry. Haven't got any enemies to kill me in my sleep!
Except one... I'm looking at you, spiders..

>>24364138
We enjoy your content. If possible, do you mind posting a single pic per post rather than a collage? It helps those of us who are doing photo splicing. ;)

>>24364141
OMG, Books. This shot is ADORABLE. I have no idea how you took these without another person. But thank you so much for sharing them. This pic makes me wanna cuddle with you after the marathon sex. Do we do that? Or we can forgo the cuddling for joint reading as our steamy bods cool down and dry off. I am good with all of it. xoxoxoxoxoxo <3 <3 <3
>Live and learn :)
A good philosophy to have on things, always.

>>24364150
Good night, bb. See ya soon. ;)

>>24364154
>I don't have nearly the charisma to keep it going like the other girls
Oh, you do! Plus, I wouldn't consider what I have charisma... more like bad jokes and a brazen assurance of my horniness for clever, hot anon camwhores ITT. ;)

>>24364187
I am the jelly.
>>24364198
Your arms look good with and without ink.
All the sad faces.
Aw the poor spiders just want to love you like we do!
>>24364202
Whatever it is, I'm lacking in it. d:
Camwhores sounds so bad.
How about...camescorts? *double eyebrow raise*

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>>24364187
Oop, well that last little bit was meant for you, T.
>>24364154
I've been around for longer than that, by a notable margin, haha!

Good night, sleep tight!

>>24364150
If you memorize or backtrack to the post # you want to ref you can literally just type in ">>" then the number. If it's in a different thread it will automatically crossref.

>>24364202
I have my secrets, plus I'm a little bit daring with my equipment. My current camera bod has taken a near-stopping swim a few times. Falls are not uncommon, either in my photographs or for my camera.

I'm glad you like it, though! I've got a few more ideas for water/river shoots, but I need to make my way back to a shallow river like the James or Potomac, or maybe upper Hudson because closer.

We can cuddle. We should cuddle. I like cuddling. Cuddling should precede reading, because reading is too distracting. If I am awake after I read, all I want to do is read more.

>>24364198
Spiders not dangerous! I am a biologist and I have been bitten by one of, if not the deadliest spider species in the US - I can first-hand say that spiders will not kill you in your sleep.

I have flexible, dexterous hands, with a few blemishes and some sparse, fine hair on the base metatarsals and second metatarsals of my second fingers. They've been used for some manual labor, but mostly typing, so the tendons are developed but they're not really thick or muscular, just long fingers and now that I look at them, the terminal metatarsals seem to have bent a little in the most convenient direction for hitting keys. I have a certain level of doublejointedness and can make my tendons pop out pretty prominently through careful flexing.

Last I checked I could pop my neck muscles out pretty well too, but I've gained a little weight and grown an unkempt beard since, so not sure how well it would show up now.

If anyone wants to see that type of hands, let me know and I'll see if I can find my camera. (Webcam is shit, like 1/4-MP tier)

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>>24364218
What are you the jelly of?

>grapes
>strawberries
>raspberries
>blackberries
>beach plums
>mint
>apricots
>???

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>>24364264
Obviously we want to see your hands and neck and whatever else you're willing to photograph that is relevant to the thread. But it's bed time for most already, so post, but you might have to wait until tomorrow for engaged discussion and conversation.

>>24364260
I can't stop laughing at these drowning esque ones.

Are you sleeping too? It's only 8pm for me.

I am the extra jelly.
They just want to love on the attractive arms.

>>24364264
We always want to see new hands/necks

>>24364273
I am the green kind of jelly.

>>24364293
They're out of order numerically, but the last 4 I posted are like an "oh no I drowned" sequence.

I am about to go to bed. It's 11 for me. Time for my book time. Actually it was that an hour ago, but I'll give up sleep for books.

Goodnight, loves <3 I have a few more images from this set tomorrow!

>>24364312
Sorry, the last 5.

>>24364312
They're fucking greaatttt.
Alright.
Goodnight, sleep well, and don't die.

Oh, I feel that, there have been times where I literally just didn't sleep to read.

>>24364290
You misunderstand, it could take me days to find this camera. But okay I will.

>>24363633
First to reply to last thread.
I actually came across them by chance. I was just checking a thread, saw some pictures that looked familiar and the note about it being the "leftovers" for a different thread. Then soon after I came back here and saw your introduction for it, so I put two and two together.

And I absolutely love this set you took. The river, the sky, you.. Now I wanna go for a swim, and I can't swim :(

>>24364290
Good to see some stuff from you, Books. I'm glad you're keeping busy.

-Diana

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>>24364059
waffles here to celebrate sweatpant season being back in..season

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>>24364218
They need more ink.
The spiders will never get the love from me! Only death will I grant them!

>>24364260
Cars aren't dangerous. I was hit by a car, I can first hand say cars won't kill you.

But really, I know spiders here in Sweden won't kill me, as there are no dangerous spiders here. But they still scare me.

Moses says hi to all her fans, by the way ;)

>>24364674
That's fine no worries. Get to it when you can :)

I just noticed some misinformation in you first post: you refer to all bones in you fingers as metatarsals. The bones in your hands are actually your metacarpals, not your metatarsals. -tarsals are on your feet, and feet do not belong in this thread. If you would like to take pictures of the meat-structure surrounding your tarsals, most in this thread would appreciate it if you posted those particular images elsewhere. Additionally, technically your fingers are not made up of your meta-(carpals), but rather your proximal, medial, and distal phalanges. Proximal and medial phalanges are often referred to as metacarpals, along with the actual metacarpals, but this is incorrect.

This PSA brought to you by an unreasonably expensived indergraduate study in biology.

>>24365486
You can't swim! I would help you learn if you wanted to learn. Swimming is fantastic! Of course if you have no interest in or do not want to learn you certainly don't have to, but I would suggest just trying it out in the shallow end of a pool. You probably can swim, but just don't know it. Swimming is a lot easier than it looks - the only difference between it and flailing is the consistency of the path your limbs move through the water. Basically just do that thing Johnny Bravo commands, but in the water.

Fun fact about me: I could swim before I could walk.

>>24365691
Hi, Diana! Thanks, sorry I haven't gotten back to you yet. Just got in yesterday from driving all over. How are you doing?

>>24365831
Oh, Waffles. Sweatpants never go out of season.

>>24365853
I would urge you to be more understanding. They can't help the fact that they're spiders - and there's nothing to help even if they could. #spiderlivesmatter and if anyone thinks I'm trivializing a major social movement when I say that, you do not know how much I love spiders.

>>24365989
Oh, yeah, I always get those two switched.
Are metacarpals the foremost bones inside the hand then, wrist-adjacent?

I wish I could type 80WPM with my toes, talk about a quality of life improvement.

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>>24366042
Yah. See image.

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>>24364122
WAIT I WOULD LIKE THIS SUPPORT YOU SPEAK OF PLEASE

This one was actually pretty good. I would have liked it more if I had been able to hold my arm perfectly perpendicular to the water surface, but with so much of my arm out of the water it looks less like I'm drowning. and more like there's just an arm rising from the water.

spooky.

>>24366042
I am genuinely curious about how this would improve the quality of someone's life, btw.

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>>24366177
Also, it's striking what a difference in the tone of the image changing just a few settings can make if the conditions are right.

>>24366177
Modified desktop setup.
Mouse control and typing at same time, without the need to switch right hand back and forth and lose time. Free hand for drink, netbook, to hold a phone conversation, to write down notes on paper and have one less thing open on computer, or whatever else you can imagine using a free hand for. Also, reduced tendonosis.

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>>24366203
That's fair enough. I can see how remedying inconveniences like those could improve the quality of life for someone for whom those things are frequent.

>>24365853
Das so much ink!

):

Just because you're scared of something doesn't mean it deserves to die

Hello black cat!

>>24366177
>>24366201
Way too smart for me, I just like your pretty pictures. d:
>>24366276
This one reminds me of Thingg (I think that's the name) the pet hand from the Addams family.

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>>24366325
Ink is love!

True, but I hold my well being way higher than the lives of those eight legged nasties!

She says hi back! B)

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>>24365853
I did not even see the kitty! So cute!

I love all-black cats. 5 of the 12 cats that have ever had familial ties to me have been black cats; 2 of them my direct family.

>>24366325
>Just because you are scared [...]

I second this sentiment, with swelling appreciation for you, T.

I'm sure you're more than capable of figuring your way around a camera.
>practice and time... that's all it takes, really
Wait, shit now I'm getting all emotional. Damn you, Morgan Freeman! Damn you, Tim Robbins!

>Thing
Be careful, I might just come and manhandle you like only a disembodied hand can

>>24366429
I've only one tattoo, and only want one more.
It can be easily overdone. :L

So mean! Maybe you just need to sit down and have a conversation with them.

Conversational kitties.

>>24366437
Once you go black you never go back (^:

Yisss winning approval!

You'd be sadly disappointed if you left me to figure out a camera.

Damn them all to ice cream!

Is there a way to make the might something into will?
isn't that more like hand-handling? *wiggles eyebrow*

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>>24366478
I want so much more. I love tattoos!

Conversation? You underestimate my phobia...

Yesz, Moses is a very social cat. She's always keeping you company. She also likes to eat whenever you're eating.

>>24366542
More power to you then, friend.

Sometimes you've got to face your fears for the better.

My sister's cat Zuba likes to eat when people are eating too, but he doesn't really cuddle with anyone except me or her other cat.

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>>24366547
Heh, except I can't face my fears for the better, because I don't want to die from a stress induced heart attack at a young age.

I spontaneously took in a new cat the day before yesterday. My friends sisters beautiful, all black, 8 year old male cat who would've been put down because her father doesn't like cats.
Can't wait to get back to him, he immediately took a liking to me and slept by my side the first night :D

And no, I didn't leave him alone :P

>>24366667
Leave him alone with no one to take care of him, that is. Lol.

>so close to quints

>>24366667
Pls, I have trust in your heart to be strong enough!

You're just a crazy ol' cat lady.

What is happening in this picture?
And is the finger bit bc of the dumb knife game?

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>>24366688
I don't!

That I am. Still need to get that cat sanctuary up and running with Catwoman.

I'm holding a helmet! And yes, that blue stuff is because of that stupid knife game

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>>24366478
Hey now! I also loved my big old cow of a kitty, Tigger (he was black and white, patterned like a cow, not just black). He was the only cat I've ever known to like having his belly rubbed. You could manhandle him any way you wanted and he'd just lay there and take it. He was a beast at >20lbs at 15yrs when he died, even after having been on a "diet" for his entire life.

>hand-handling
I guess it would be hand-handling. You've got me. I'd hand-handle you like only a disembodied hand can. That'd be the plan. Grand.
*does not wiggle eyebrows but eyebrows wiggle anyways*

>>24366542
>>24366667

I think you'd be able to get over it. I used to be deathly afraid of being bitten by snakes, but then one day in Ecuador I found a big ol' brown sipo (Chironius fuscus) and I decided that I didn't want to be afraid of being bitten anymore, so I grabbed it and just let it bite me and forced myself to not react. I learned pretty quick that (non-venomous) snakebites just plain don't hurt and that there was nothing to be afraid of. I can now handle snake bites without even flinching, and humans are to some degree evolutionarily wired to fear snakes. We're not so (or not so much) with spiders, so I believe in you!

>>24366701
You play piano? I love piano. I wish I had learned when I was younger. I think they are both musically and physically the most beautiful instrument. Maybe I'll teach myself, now that I have some free time.
>nobody look closely, you won't see anything

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>>24366891
That last little snippet of greentext was supposed to be separated from the main body by 5 lines... I have no idea why that space got cut out.

This is the last of this set. Save what you want! because once this thread is gone the images are too!

Just kidding I save them all into a folder on my desktop.

>currently 2.26G worth of hand pictures

I am somewhat surprised by this.

>>24366701
You should!

That would be literal hell omg.

Ooooh.
>>24366891
He sounds like my sisters other cat, Mufasa, except Mufasa is pretty lean.
Giant kitties are scarier than small kitties.

I am ready for the hand handling.
Self wiggling eye brows?

I really like that you interact with the other boys. (Men? Is there a preference?)

I got over my fear of spiders by letting one crawl on me for a little while then taking it outside.

You can also post your progress for all of us to hear (:<
The only thing I can 'play' is a clarinet, and I haven't picked one up in forever.

Peek-a-boos are okay (:

>>24366907

>tfw you've been saving them as they were posted

Oh good!

My hands and arms folder has 274 MB with 203 files.

Why surprised? Haven't you been doing this for a while?

>>24366920
Tigger was the sweetest cat ever. I attribute it to his giantness. He was just like "I'm Tigger. There is no one who will fuck with me because I am Tigger. So what do I need to be grumpy about? I am the only one."

>self-wigglers?
I guess so.

>interacting with other contributors
Well I like talking to people, and I really enjoy much of the content that other contributors bring. I interact because I want everybody to stick around so they can teach me how to take pictures.

>from boyz 2 men?
Well this in /Mhfn/, not /Bhfn/. But I don't think it matters all that much. Someone might take it as a challenge to hi masculinity, but I don't think any, or at least many current contributors would take it that way.

>clarinet, but not for a while
Does your real name start with a R, by chance?

>peek-a-boos
That disclaimer was mostly meant ironically ;)

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>>24366891
Piano, bass, guitar and my dad forced me to play the violin as a kid.
I hated playing the violin.

Haven't sat down and really played or practiced the piano since I got into the metal scene though.
Played a bit a few years ago in college to get my grades up, but that's about it.

>>24366891
>>24366920
Nah mates, I'm not gonna expose myself to spiders to try to overcome my phobia.
It's no joke for me when I get legit panic attacks.
Fuck spiders.

Snakes are cool though, love snakes. Especially boas.

>>24366920
Cat sanctuary being hell?
Heresy.


I think I have over 800 pics on my old phone... I posted quite a lot before I left...

>>24365989
>You can't swim! I would help you learn if you wanted to learn.
I love to learn how to swim properly. The problem is that I almost drowned as a kid and am now terrified of having water over my head, and not reaching the bottom ;_;

>>24366429
Nice boob grab! ;)

>>24366998
>I posted quite a lot before I left...
Yes you did.

>>24366994
There was like a whole movie on Tigger getting depressed because he was the only one, so everyone in the hundred acre woods dressed up as a tigger and pretended to be his family to make him feel better. ,-,

Men, it is, then.

Nope.

(^:

>>24366998
I'm sorry that your fear of them is that bad.

A spider sanctuary for you is a cat sanctuary for me.

I need them for...reasons.
>>24367045
Just start in real shallow ends or kiddie pools and work your way up.
The same happened to me, but I was able to get over the fear through slow introduction and getting myself comfortable.

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>>24367045
Thanks, can I try it on you too? ;)

I like how I got my coworker to do a pic with me, lol. I can't find that pic anywhere :(

>>24367072
My fear of spiders usually gets me the "lol you fucking pussy"-comment. But to them I say; you are what you eat.

I wish I could get a hold of those pics, but my old phone is totally busted and I can't even start the phone :(

>>24366998
You get yourself a clavinet. You write and play some on the sickest riffs in contemporary metal. You shred your way to the top and become the real-world version of Dethklok. You publicly than me for the idea to get a clavinet.
>???

>nah, mates
That's fair enough. But you still should not kill them.

I love snakes so much. I'm a fanatic about wildlife in general, but snakes are some of my favorite animals.

>>24367045
I believe in you! It's not so bad once you just commit. You can always take T's advice! Or we could go over to Fawn's Leap together and go cliff jumping!

>>24367072
>dressing up like Tiggers.
Yah, we did that. That's why he picked us :)

>>24367078
nice butt!

>>24367078
That orientation is kind of odd, it almost looks like you're a tiny human because of your distance form the mirror.

>>24367135
10/10 coworker

Nah, I understand fear that you can't control.

):
Guess you're just gonna have to take more (^:

>>24367140
Best business plan 2016

Yay humans who like all animals.

I think if they're scared to have their head under, cliff jumping isn't the best idea.

Good choice.

Also, I'm trying to wait every 2 posts or so to respond so I'm not taking up the post/bump limit.

>>24367135
>Thanks, can I try it on you too? ;)
Of course :p


And I suppose I should get over it sooner or later. I'd just rather it be later.

>>24367146
I'm 6'2 216 Ibs, familia.

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>>24367146
I guess I have to!

>>24367177
Aw yiss, boob grabs are the best ;)

>>24365077
Oh Waffles... you'd best not challenge me. I'm pretty competitive.

>>24365989
Silly Books, all babies can swim before they walk.
>not getting back to me
No need for apologies. I'm doing well.

>>24366177
>>24366201
Drowning isn't fun. I grew up in Florida with a pool in my back yard.

>>24366276
>>24366437
I see you managed to pull yourself to safety. Thank goodness. I was so worried.

>>24366701
This is such a great photo. Is there any chance of a webm or something?

>>24366891
>nobody look closely, you won't see anything
You told me not to, but I still did.

>>24366998
is that a sleeve? It almost looks like a bandage...

>>24367135
The lighting in this shot and the focus give me feelings. <3

>ITT Diana's dating life is ruined by unrealistic expectations of how men should look. Sigh.

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>>24367447
No webm of the piano yet! Was thinking of making some webms this weekend. Piano playing is one!

It is a bandage! Took that photo a few days after I got my tattoo. We had a few weeks of Tatooine-tier sun, and I had to hide my tattoo somehow :)

Thank you! I'll try to get more photos that gives you feelings

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Don't fret, kiddies. Being a semi-responsible adult doesn't exclude you from producing fetish porn at the same time.

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My forearms are too white for this light, apparently.

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For those who like the fancy moving pictures.

>>24367146
Books: business tycoon, animal lover, daredevil, athlete, snake lover.

That about sums me up, hah!

>cliff jumping not the best idea
Bah. Immersion therapy can only have two outcomes: desensitization or hypersensitization. It's either the best possible idea, or the worst. But you won't know until you do it! It's like the Russian roulette of therapy.

>>24367447
>all babies can swim
This is actually false. Babies reflexively hold their breath under water, and can orient themselves upright when sinking in the water column, but the notion that babies can actually swim is a misunderstanding of the description of the previous reflexes.

>drowning isn't fun
That is a true statement if I've ever heard one. I've been tossed around by waves and waterfalls (and my grandfather, father, uncles, cousins, and brother) enough to know the terror that comes with water-filled lungs and the sureness of a soggy breathless death. Somehow I've been fortunate enough to not actually drown yet. I'll keep taking my chances, though.

>managed to pull myself to safety
How u kno thers not a croc right bhind me in that pic?

:P

>but you still did
Goddamnit, Diana. What am I going to do with you?

>ruined expectations
You'll find your Mr. Perf some day.

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I need more ink...

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>>24367827
You and me both. Except when I would say "more" I would mean "some [ ] in the first place".

Who's interested in set # 2?

>>24367479
Doiiittttttt

Mine was never bandaged, and I let it in direct sun light the day after I got it :p

>>24367653
>>24367668
>>24367673
>>24367694
>>24367706
Manual labour is amazing to watch

>>24367780
Spider lover too!

I did it with a ride at a carnival, I hated it. Literally screamed out of terror, starting crying, and then had a panic attack.

I think we all found mr perf, he just happens to be residing in mhfn threads on 4chan (^:

>>24367818
Nice

>>24367843
*raises hand*

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>>24367912
Books: business tycoon, animal lover, daredevil, athlete, snake lover, spider lover.

>where have I seen that before?
>oh right, my business card.

>Mr. Perfs
I mean in real life. Someday you'll find your Mr. (or Mrs.) Perf for realz.

>a hand raised
Alright we've got one. That's all I need.

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i never frequent /soc/ at all, but i saw this thread and it reminded me of how my ex always complimented my fingers and wanted to suck on them and always asked me to send pictures of them/my collar bones

never knew this was a thing, but this is one of the few pictures i took

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>>24365989
I mean, I was kinda hoping not

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>>24369108
REALLY hoping

i wonder if i'm the only one that finds this interesting: men like feet, while women like hands (usual) any guesses on to why that is?

>>24366891
>>24367135
ooof. <3

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>>24369429
oh i also took this at the gym earlier

>>24367245
>boob grabs are the best ;)
Boob grabs are best grabs. Closely followed by butt grabs.

>>24367479
>Was thinking of making some webms this weekend.
You definitely should!

>>24367653
>>24367668
>>24367673
>>24367694
>>24367706
I love watching you be a semi-responsible adult.

>>24367986
Oof. I like this set.

>>24368240
I think I recognize you from the long-haired threads.

>>24369429
I very much enjoy this picture.

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>>24369627
hey yeah, i did post in long hair threads, too bad webcam doesn't pick up veins properly

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>>24368240
I love your hair, dude. I love my curls and all, but sometimes I really want, when I grow it out, to be able to braid that shit.

>>24369108
Mine are in the wash right now, unfortunately.

>>24369501
This is likely a generality rather than fact, but that is kind of interesting I can think of a reason why women who are attracted to men should be engaged my man-hands, but I'm having a tough time figuring out why men who are attracted to women should be attracted to feet - my best guess is it's either a learned/adopted attraction, or foot quality is an honest signal in women. Someone have a set of men gauge how attracted they are to random women's feet, then quantify foot traits in the women. If feet are honest signals there should be only one or a few trait combinations that most men are most attracted to, if feet are not honest signals the pattern should be relatively disperse and look basically like noise.

>>24369536
don't get hurt pls.

>>24369627
>boob grabs better than butt grabs
I disagree.

>like this set
Please stay seated. I got all dressed up and sweaty in the north carolina sun. Hopefully it was worth it!

:P

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>>24367912
Yeah, mine was covered up most of the summer, except in the evening.

>>24369627
Great minds think alike;)

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a mans hands, weak cunts need not apply

>new cuts every day

>Workin' my way backwards through the thread, very logical...

>>24370100
those fingahs and dark denim... I approve.

>>24370023
>Please stay seated. I got all dressed up and sweaty in the north carolina sun. Hopefully it was worth it!
Mmmmmmmfffffffu! If by worth it, you mean there's a deluge between my legs, yes- yes, it was worth it.

>>24370142
Only greenhorns and clumsy people get cut daily. Did you just start working construction or something?

>>24368240
>>24369643
I can see why your ex liked sucking on your fingers and kissing your collarbones. I would've done the same. Love this 2nd shot with bare chest / arms but with a watch. hnnng.

>>24369108
>>24369429
>>24369600
You're killing me with the sweatpants, Waffles. I mean, you kill me anyway, but sweatpants. eeek.

>>24369501
>any guesses as to why men like women's feet, women like men's hands, usually?
I assume that's what you mean on the greentext... I have no studies to back this up, but based on my exes having a strong attraction for legs and sporting boners while watching me try on heels, I wonder if isn't because men like the tease aspect of trailing up a woman's foot, up her leg, knowing what's underneath the skirt/short-shorts...

The women who like men's hands and arms... well, to me that's obvious. You guys do a LOT of sexy, wonderful things with your hands and fingers.

>continuing the thread catch-up... huff, puff...

>>24367986
Zoomed on pierced lips. Always. And swoon for dressed up top (the bold color blocks combined with the jeans - yiiiiis)

>>24367843
>Books and tats
B-but... why mess with perfection?

>>24367818
>>24367827
Thx for sharing! I dig the lighting and angle of these pics, too. Is your tat new? So vibrant.

>>24367653
>>24367668
>>24367673
Holy FUCK those veins! Why do you look so nice doing yardwork?! Not that I'm now having more lewd outdoor fantasies than ever before... eeeek.
>>24367694
>>24367706
Trees. I miss trees. Especially in the fall. Damn urban living.

>Sorry for the multiple posts, all. Just worried that I'll get waylaid mid-catchup and never get around to postin'...

>>24367479
We look forward to seeing you tickle those ivories. ;)

>>24367135
>I like how I got my coworker to do a pic with me, lol. I can't find that pic anywhere :(
I have it! Which one do you want? The arm-wrestling one or the one where you two are high-fiving?
>you are what you eat
I loled so hard. Clenching all sorts of muscles with your posts. ;)

>>24367078
Although the mirror detracts from the image sharpness, I am a sucker for recursive pics like this. Thank you! And we are fans of butt fuzz ITT. So glad you don't shave it.

>>24366891
>I also loved my big old cow of a kitty, Tigger (he was black and white, patterned like a cow, not just black). He was the only cat I've ever known to like having his belly rubbed. You could manhandle him any way you wanted and he'd just lay there and take it. He was a beast at >20lbs at 15yrs when he died, even after having been on a "diet" for his entire life.
OMG. I love Tigger, rest his huge, huge soul. When I see these "drowning" shots, I just imagine that you're pretending as I'm playing in the river with you, and then you grab me from underneath and I shriek... that's how the scene plays out before the NSFW stuff is cut. ;)

>>24366891
Definitely zoomed. *bites lip*

>>24366437
Hehehe... this pic reminds me of one of Brandt's shots from threads ago... his and your hands look like monsters, lumbering across the landscape.
>Shawshank Redemption
"Books, who crawled through a river of shit and came clean on the other side "

>>24366437
>swelling appreciation for T
I'd like you to swell with something else for me. ;)
>>24366429
Dem shower lewds! I'd like to say that I could dry you off, but I tend to be more uh... moisturizing than drying...

>>24366177
>WAIT I WOULD LIKE THIS SUPPORT YOU SPEAK OF PLEASE
Just to continue days' old lewd jokes that you will have difficulty referring back to... cupping a guys' balls and playing in all the delightful crevices and curves in that area... is a fave of mine.

>>24365853
I love Moses and watching you cuddle w/ Moses

>>24364264
Yep, let's see 'em. Bear in mind that ITT, there's so much more that we look for beyond what is considered standard measures of attractiveness. It's what your pic says, what your limbs/body is doing, your personality, etc.

>and the 80/20 on thread catch-up blitz is done for now. Luv you guys (and my sistahs). xoxo

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>>24370599
Dark denim is best denim

Oh you have the arm wrestling one? I don't recall the high five one...

>I tend to be more moisturizing than drying
You know I like the sound of that ;)

Moses is love <3

Here's the only pic I managed to get before I left on wednesday. Will try to make a proper set :)

>>24370691
Have I mentioned that purple is my favorite color?

>>24370696
You haven't! It's my favorite too.

>>24367986
10/10 business card.

):

Yiss

>>24369108
>>24369429
Everything is in season if you don't care (^:
>>24369600
ty
>>24370023
These are so good.

>>boob grabs better than butt grabs
>I disagree.
): what if you only have boobs and no butt?

>>24370100
Probably smart on your part.
>>24370142
Why tho?
Also, welcome friend.
>>24370670
Hi, friend, I'm T. (:
>>24370691
I'm v v into this photo.
but that file name '.png.jpg.mp3.jpg'

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>>24370142
>new cuts every day

They're nice hands, but I doubt that you get cuts as often as you suggest. I don't see a single cut on there (I do see scars, though) and if you were getting cut!s! every day, your hands would be covered in scabbiness.

>>24370599
The suit-jacket is already wet, and a cheap one at that, so as long as we're careful about my jeans and tie I say let's try to spread some of that wetness around. I'll use my mouth and fingers and we'll see what isn't three shades darker by the time I'm done.

>>24370637
.pierced lips
Did you notice they're different? I lost the ball on my right one. Had to switch it out for a cone from the 3/4 ring I used to have.
>still waiting for the design of that attachment that goes between your legs.

>no tatts
I know you love me just the way I am <3
And if there were even a smidgen of a chance that we'd ever meet in person I'd hold off just for you, Bossy. Alas, this is 4chan, an anonymous image board, and so the chance is more like a smidgen of a smidgen of a smidgen.
*heart breaking sounds*
I am forced to fill the hole that is left by my Bossylessness with ink and other trivial superficialities. Don't worry, though. Tatts are expensive so it won't happen for some time at least.

>>24370670
>tickle those ivories
I'd like to tickle your ivory.

That reminds me, there was an opportunity for a one-liner in the last thread that I never got to.
I believe it was Stockholm(?) who replied to the first or second image from my James River set saying "I'm diggin' it", and I was going to respond with "I'd like to be diggin' you out. Oh wait, that's not what you said. Eh, close enough."

>>24370670
>I love Tigger
Have you seen the one picture of him I have on my flickr account? He was such a handsome man.

>definitely zoomed
I shouldn't have even said anything.
-_-

>Brandt's shots
I'm sorry I missed those. Brandt and I never seem to be in the thread at the same time, unfortunately.

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First time doing this: here are my arms (1/2) also have a tattoo on my shoulder

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>>24370783
2/2 interested in what you think ladies?

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>>24370752

But based on what I've heard about/read from him, I think we would get along well.

>she like's Shawshank
Ur prfict.

>something else for you
I swell for you on the daily <3 Pls come relieve my swelling. Be my icepack.

>a fav of yours
You never ever, ever fail to turn me on.

>>24370725
>what if only boobs?
I'm certain you butt is far better than you think it is. People have a powerful tendency to play down the quality of things they don't like as much as other things about themselves. That is also not to say that I do not love breasts. I love breasts (as well as many other things), and beautiful breasts have on many occasions been all I needed to climax.

;)

>>24370691
>bond villain
I like that.

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>>24370783
>>24370790
Neck

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>>24370816
You look like a relative of mine. You are not, in accordance, in the Army, are you?

What's your tatt say?

>>24370844
What is your tatt?

>>24370947
My shoulder one or the ones on my arms?

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>>24370967
Shoulder. Arms too, I guess.

I just like seeing what other people get. Sometimes it gives me ideas. I really want to incorporate some of the reading I do into my potential future tatts, but I don't know how good my ideas are usually until I see something like them on others.

>>24370994
Arm ones are my initials (had gotten them for a reason but the reason is moot now)

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This is the shoulder one

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Another friday night, another party, another shirt to take off.
Hope everyone is enjoying their start to the weekend.

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>>24371085
Also, i'm slightly drunk, so pictures are bound to be of poor quality, sorry!

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>>24371092
There's something fulfilling about peeling off a shirt slowly.

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>>24371097
Always liked this pose.

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>>24371113
Practically nodding off while dumping these, so i apologize if it ends abruptly.

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>>24371149
Next to last.

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>>24371151
Aaand, i'm off to bed.

>>24367078
wow..

>>24367694
>>24367706
I chuckled at these file names. xD

>>24367780
>misunderstanding of the description of the previous reflexes
Good to know. I've never really looked into it...
>What am I going to do with you?
,':3c
',:3c
I could answer this more seriously, but I wanted to show off my advanced emote skills.
>You'll find your Mr. Perf some day.
Actively avoiding this, actually.

>>24367986
Are you implying that you're Mr. Perfs?

>>24369108
>>24369429
>>24369600
I made and ate waffles for dinner in your honor. Those are some nice undies.

>>24370023
So when I was in college, I was a men's fashion writer. Seeing these gives me a strong urge to throw clothes at you.

>>24370691
This filename tho... I can't even... Bond Villain would be more like black on black on black, which is a GREAT look if you have the resting bitch face to pull it off. Nothing worse than a smiling man in black on black on black... But I'm biased.

>>24370752
I noticed they were different, thanks for solving that mystery... I used to have them, so I tend to pay attention... (okay, maybe I was really just looking at your lips.)
Shawshank has got to be one of my favorites. Strangely, they made us watch it in high school...?

>>24370947
Still want to toss clothes at you...
>>24370994
And some clubmasters.

>>24371085
Do you wear this all the way buttoned?
>>24371149
I like this one.

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>>24370725
There is no filename

>>24371678
Black on black on black is a great look. That and black on black with a strong colour accent are my fav looks.
No idea where my back tie is though, or if I even own one anymore.

And resting bitch face? Look that up in the dictionary and it's a picture of me.

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>>24371678
>never looked into it
Yah, someone once told me that "babies are born knowing how to swim" and I was pretty sure that that was BS so I looked into it myself.

>advanced emote skills
Indeed those are quite advanced. Check these out.
:-:[[[
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Wait I fucked up.

>implying I'm Mr. Perfz
I'm genuinely curious about how you got that out of that post. Ha!, no I was not implying that. I might be for somebody/ies on this board, but '''\_(*.*)_/'''

>throwing clothes at me
I'd like to know what kinds/styles of clothes you would suggest. I have particular tastes in my clothes, and given the kind of tastes I have and their combination with my body type and dimensions I find it unreasonably difficult to clothe myself in ways that I like.

What are clubmasters?

>she also likes Shawshank
Gahhhwd. Can we all have, like, a movie party? Where there is copious man-handling, and woman-handling, and hand-handling going on throughout?

>>24371730
>Wait I fucked up.
You need more practice.
>how you got that
Well you see, I ran down the hill and jumped over a creek and then through a field of wildflowers and then I was there...
>clothes
This can be a lengthy conversation, but you could definitely go a size up on your jacket. How tall are you? I'd guess a 42 jacket and maybe a 32x34 pant? Maybe a little bigger because dem thighs...
And goddamn, I need to get you some new shoes.
>clubmasters
A type of sunglasses. Not that your Wayfarers aren't nice, but these would be better for your face shape (based on what I've seen. I could be wrong.)
>movie party
We can arrange this. The internet is pretty spectacular.

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>>24371816
>needing more practice
I will work offline on my skills and get back to you.

>clothes
I should indeed go up a size on the jacket (I'm actually like 90% certain it's part of a Harry Potter Halloween costume - I bought it at a thrift store when I was in highschool as part of an Angus Young costume, but honestly I like the way it looks more than any other suit jacket I've ever owned so I have not gotten rid of it). I have no idea what my measurements are, but you nailed me on the pants so you've got a good eye. I'm 5'10" with a very narrow waist, but a big chest and ribcage, and small arms and shoulders for my chest size (running as much as I do, this is no surprise). Pants-wise I can fit anything in between a 30x32 and a 32x34 (although, a 32 waist falls down some without a belt). The problem is everything is so expensive, and when it's not (like at thrift shops) the selection is horrendous. Remember, I'm a grad student - I live on less than $20,000 a year. Pls throw clothes at me.

The thighs are exactly the problem I have with pants. Mine are huge relative to my waist and calves, so most pants for someone with approximately my dimensions need tailoring to fit my legs well.

The shoes I also bought at a thrift store, but while I was working on my MS. They're not nice, but they're not falling apart, they're square-toed, they're comfortable, and they were $4 so I'm ok with it.

I'm not a stickler about things being new, or in exact-appropriate shape, or even contemporary for that matter. I just need them to do the job. I'm an extremely practical person.

Ahh, just looked up the glasses. Yah, I would never spend that much on sunglasses. I'm not even sure I've ever spent that much on a whole outfit. The only reason I have a pair of Raybans is because I found them on the side of the street, buried in some street-detritus one day while I was biking. Every single pair of sunglasses I've ever owned, save for one pair of cycling glasses, I have acquired by chance.

>>24371909
Oh my poor Books... I would buy you clothes if I could. ;-;

It's definitely going to be tough for you to get things that fit well off the rack. I would just recommend you go for custom items or learn to sew or just get tailored items somehow. Your body type is difficult but not impossible. I happen to have a type, and it's close to what you are, so I'm particularly well-versed in the clothing struggles of your body type.

>exact-appropriate shape
I swear to god, if I see you wear something wrinkly, I might get upset.

>spend that much on sunglasses
Neither would I. Ha. I just meant the style. The ones I wear now are some $20 cheapies from a subscription service.

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I've been told I have good looking hands before. Do I really?

>>24371710
>No idea where my black tie is though, or if I even own one anymore.
This is a travesty. You need to know. These kinds of things are important!!
Love love love LOVE guys with RBF.

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>>24367912
>manual labour is amazing to watch
Glad you like it. Most of my labor is manual, so there will likely be more to see in the future.

>>24369627
I'm glad you like watching it, because I don't always enjoy doing it. Being responsible, I mean- I've never once not enjoyed doing it. ;)

>>24370616
>bossy in heels and wearing a skirt or short shorts
I want to go to there.
(Yes, I know that I have no idea what you actually look like, but you have your fantasy, I'll have one of my own, thank you very much)
>>24370637
>those veins
Enjoy them while you can. I worry about y'all not being able to see them with the impending temperature drop and sleeves coming out.
>trees
That's what is so weird to me about visiting a place with desert or plains surrounding it. "Where are all your trees?"

Flower pic- sorry, didn't see the food debris on my hand until too late (had just carried a bowl to the table outside)

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>>24371947
>buying clothes for me
I really appreciate the sentiment <3, but this is not necessary. My clothes currently mostly do their jobs just fine.

>lrn 2 home-ec
I patch and sew my clothes when they rip, but in general I don't trust my sewing abilities enough to deseam a perfectly good set of clothes just to try to make them fit better. Plus, I do it all hand-and-needle bcuz no machine. I'd rather just wear them with a slightly weird fit.

>wrinkles
Well, my everyday clothes sometimes have wrinkles, but my nicer clothes don't usually have any except for the ones they should have (the ones that are often called pleats or creases). I'm Books! not an animal.

Well... technically I am an animal. Additionally, I'm an animal.

>sunglasses
If I find a pair that looks like the Clubmaster style I'll pick 'em up and keep 'em just for you.

:)

>>24371977
I'm sorry you got bit. What kind of god was it? Did you punch the dog?

>>24371678
Oops, I missed your comments, Diana. My bad. I figured that someone would be slightly amused. Glad I could make you laugh. :)

>>24372012
Oh no that pic is from a diferent day. It's from punching a person. I would never punch an animal unless it would be to defend somebody

I think the dog that bit me was a french bulldog? I don't really remember, it was just a scratch

Bump for now

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>>24369643
i swear i was meant to be doing one of those peace signs but didn't separate my fingers enough...

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>>24369627
I'm glad you enjoyed that, I really liked that picture
>someone should loosen them for me
>>24370616
I try my best. Sadly, today got to 90 Degrees again in New york, so I can't wear sweats tonight. Hopefully it gets cold again soon
>>24370725
This is rather true..
>>24371678
But you didn't eat them off me, so it doesn't count
>nice undies
thank you, I need to purchase more soon

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>>24372034
Ahh. How did you get the little skinned part on the knuckle of your pointer finger? That's usually not the part of the fist someone punches with because the hand is less durable and the arm&body combo generates less force in that direction (unless you fold your wrist back when punching, but that would be dangerous for your wrist).

>>24372659
You can't fool anyone. You were trying to count to 10 but forgot that there are 5 fingers on both hands.

>>24372827
>90F in ny
What part of ny are you from? It was like 80F where I am, tops. I had to help my senpai pull some boat rafts in out of the river today. I went swimming when it was only <60F. The water was not that cold, but still was chilly.

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>>24371953
I knowww! I'll have to get a new one.

I love my RBF.

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>>24372034
I suppose you could also cut your knuckle there throwing a leopard fist.

>>24370691
Dis outfit. Villainous. Delicious.

>>24370725
>Everything is in season if you don't care (^:
I'm with you, T. Wore a white sundress last week, post-Labor Day just because it was friggin' 89F...

>>24370752
The smile here! Yisssssssss. ;)
>Did you notice they're different? I lost the ball on my right one. Had to switch it out for a cone from the 3/4 ring I used to have.
Yah, I miss the ring, but I love your lip piercings anyway because ... *blush*
>I am forced to fill the hole...
Just because I want to go there... fill all my holes, pls.
>joke about "I'd like to be diggin' you out."
I laughed. =D
>Tigger
Yes! I did see him on your flickr. Brought a smile to my face, as with many pics on your account there.

>>24370783
>>24370790
>>24371036
>>24370844
Thx, anon! I think your ink is interesting and we'd like to see more of your arms and dorsal side of your hands... in action. If you're so inclined, of course. Your neck / bed look nice for cuddling. =)

>>24370807
>beautiful breasts have on many occasions been all I needed to climax
*Bossypants takes notes* I like how you're holding the pen here, too... calculating. =)

>>24370816
>>24370820
>>24370831
Thx anon - am a huge fan of armpits, actually. They're nice to curl into (or have your face buried into for the right guy). Care to share more? The mirrored pics are a bit blurry- can't make out your ink very well...

>>24370947
Oh the glasses!!!$@ I need to scroll down... I hope they made their way into your mouth... not that I have a thing for oral fixation with guys 'cuz hnnnnnng.

>>24371085
>>24371092
>>24371097
Aaaargh, QT5K! I missed this tease / undressing set. Fffffuuuu. Dat facial hair. Watch. Shirt. All suit you well. mmmmmf.
>>24371113
I, TOO HAVE ALWAYS LIKED THIS POSE.
>>24371118
>>24371149
>>24371151
Dat tongue, though.
>>24371156
>i'm off to bed
TAKE US WITH YOU. Holy jeeeeez.

>>24371710
>Black on black on black is a great look. That and black on black with a strong colour accent are my fav looks.
Agree, agree. Although personally, I don't think black looks good on everyone- can be harsh. But you pull it off well, even though I know you don't have RBF. Either that, or I've never seen your RBF. ;)
>SK8 PICS!!!!! Pls. =)

>>24371730
Dat neck. Needs my nuzzles.

>>24371951
You might- but this thread is sorta non-4chan in that (a) you shouldn't let whether or not someone else (including yourself) thinks you have nice hands be a qualifier for posting and (b) we want to see all man hands/arms/necks framed/posed appropriately. We're /soc/ial in that aspect. ;)
Your hand seems nice, but one pic is not enough to adequately engage or give you the validation you seek.

>>24371953
>Love love love LOVE guys with RBF.
I'm with ya, girl. Something about a guy that looks serious/brooding when he's not engaged in a social interaction, and then that face turning flirty when talking to you...

>>24371970
>>24371977
I like these pics. Especially that arm hair. And only after knowing that the punching was not of an animal. =)

>>24371990
OMG Torque. This just makes me want you to finger my flower, so to speak.

>>24372659
Yeah, holy hot. Pls moar.

>>24372827
Why did I think you were not East Coast? I think because of your late hours. <3 your pics, Waffles.
>I think I have that same heather grey ribbed tank top, cut for girls.

>>24374108
ahhhhh! I love purple cauliflower!!! Too expensive sometimes, though. So I just go with the regular and get those purple antioxidants (whose name I forget) in muh cabbage and black rice.

>>24374116
This is the pose that I always caption "come place your buttocks in my strong man hands..."
"OK, Books."

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>>24374253
>RBF
I try not to have RBF in my selfies;)

>sk8 pics
But it's hard to get hands into skateboard focused pics:(

And yes omg, purple cauliflower is delicious!

Here's a skate pic even if you can't see the board. He got on my board and said "push me!"
And so we did.

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>>24374280
>flower
Do you have a delicate pink one for me to tend to? ;)

Also, this is what work looks like for me in a college football town on game day.

>>24374527
Looks like an easy paycheck at least.

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Hey guys, I decided to check back in for a bit. Took this as a small teaser for monday, we got a clutch job on this little sucker coming up which means putting my hands to good use. Could result in some nice shop-related content from me for once.

Also including my hand for obvious reasons as well as identification purposes.

>>24374544
Except that I get paid per job completed, not hourly wages or a salary. So yes, an easy paycheck for today, but a smaller portion of one than I would normally get on Saturday.

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This is a thing? My collarbones have always been extremely prominent. If this gives people even the slightest bit of happiness then I'm down. I'm kinda drunk and alone. Not normally alone or drunk so the change is nice. Still kinda sucks though. Requests welcome.

>>24370752
You smiling is a great thing.

>tfw you weren't around for the sharing of flickr account

>>24370807
>I'm certain you butt is far better than you think it is
Nope, I know right at what level it is.Especially since I have family that often makes fun of it.
>>24370820
Nice

>>24370947
>>24370994
>>24371730
>>24371909
>>24372001
>>24374098
These give me like a secret agent vibes.

>>24371151
This is my favourite of the set

>>24371710
(^:
I have to say I disagree with you, my face most definitely would be there.
Even my family who knows how bad it is still ask me if something is wrong when I'm not actively smiling.

>>24371970
>>24371977
I hope you become active here...

>>24371990
This is my new phone background. ty

>>24372827
For example, I wear shorts and tank tops 24/7, always in season.

>>24374108
Food hand pictures are great hand pictures

>>24374116
I have to agree with >>24374283 inviting hands.

>>24374307
I enjoy everything happening here.

>>24374527
Why are mechanics so great?

>>24374969
Sorry, friend.

>>24375082
I particularly enjoy your mouth.
We are here for you, friend.

Also, I did something dumb today and ended up passing out in the entrance of a grocery store.
Gj, T, you're not an embarrassment to your family at all. (^:
I still can't stand up longer than 30 seconds without feeling light headed.

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>>24375120
>RBF
Oh now, well you might beat me on that one!

>skateboarding friend
Me too! It was fun!

Food and hands are a great combination indeed.

>>24374307
Hehehe! We like "hands at play"

>>24374527
>delicate pink flower
Tend my lone bush-less garden, Torque
I was gonna guess which game you were referring to based on home vs away, but then I remembered that it doesn't matter- given people will stay inside to watch their football! Still lookin' good on a slow day

>>24374957
Weldbro! Dat thumbnail claw is gonna be a safety hazard, no?

>>24375082
Collarbones are hot. Esp on guys when they're uh... in positions asserting themselves on top of females.

>>24375120
Oh no! Why didja pass out? Did you hurt yourself from the fall?

>>24375257
Hah, probably. Gonna have to cut 'em this weekend for sure.

>>24375257
Because I donated blood while dehydrated, hadn't consumed food for more than 12 hours before hand, and it's the heaviest day of my period.
My blood pressure was super low (and it's normally really good) but I went ahead and donated anyways, since it'd be my gallon mark.

> Did you hurt yourself from the fall?
I didn't really fall since I was smart enough to sit down as my eyes started blacking out.

The only injuries I got from it were to my pride.

>>24375276
Ah, gotcha. Glad you're OK and were able to donate! Nothin' to be embarrassed about.

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Contributing. Not the biggest, but definitely veiny.

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>>24375302

>>24375290
Thanks, friend.
Also glad.
Eh. I should have consumed food and have been hydrated. It probably wouldnt have happened then

>>24375302
>>24375305
Size doesn't matter (^:
You're definitely appreciated.
and saved

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>>24375120
I totally missed that part. Glad you're OK:)

>>24375257
Hands are play are the best kind!


A piece of grip tape came off and revealed this. Illuminati confirmed.

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Contribootin

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>>24375322
Thank you!

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>>24375375
Old-ish pictures of my hand in comparison to various things in the kitchen.

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>>24375378

>>24375339
You need a new deck brah

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>>24375409
I mean it's still whole. ;)

It's an old Toymachine deck I bought when I was like 12.
But you're right. It's a 7.5 deck. Me being 6'6 with big feet, it's a bit too thin for me..
Actually have a new deck coming in the mail B)

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>>24375120
>new phone background. ty
No, thank you. I'm glad you liked the pic that much. That was about the last pretty flower on that bush and the color just caught my eye (also, one of our regulars who hasn't been posting much lately used to take a lot of flora pics for the threads)
>why are mechanics so great?
It might have something to do with your affinity for certain man parts... Trust me, though, some of us are total assholes.
>sorry, friend
No need to apologize- I was more than aware of the pay structure before I sought out this career path.

>>24375257
>tend my garden
Well, it sounds like you take care of any need for trimming, and this thread should keep the area supplied with its own moisture. Do I just need to talk to it in a positive, reassuring tone to help keep it healthy and happy?
>just kidding- I know how my mouth would be better used down there. And my hands and fingers, too, of course...

>>24375276
Damn, girl. They don't make you stay in the woods away from everyone during your unclean time where you are? Just kidding, of course (I can't even remember at what age that I learned that people used to actually do that, but I'm still dumbstruck by the things that people didn't understand. And how will we be remembered in the future?). I'm glad that it was only your pride that was hurt. I hope you eat, drink, rest, and feel better.

I was surprised by the slight reflection that turned up on the alignment lift in this pic.

>>24375302
>>24375305
Def veiny and hnnnng

>>24375339
Lol! Illuminati fer sure!
>>24375431
Coincidence- I had a Toy Machine deck! Way back in da day

>>24375348
Am a fan of the knuckles and wrist joint

>>24375375
>>24375378
>>24375381
Holy wow.

>>24375339
It's fine, I had a lot there.

The skateboards are trying to kill you! D:
>>24375375
Of course, friend!
>>24375378
Yay food pics, even if the banana is ugly, your hand isn't.
>>24375431
That'll show this murderous one!
>>24375680
It's a really good picture, and just 'artsy' enough people won't think it's weird if I have it.

To be fair, most humans are total assholes.

Hand dirty talk... aroused hand zombie is back :T

That reminds me! There's a book I need to read called The Red Tent about the times where women had to stay in a red tent bc they were unclean, and end up really enjoying it. (Or something like that)

Thank you, friend! I'm feeling much better, and I'm now able to stand up again.

Do your coworkers ever see you take these? If so, do they say anything?

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Also, my job let's me experience Christmas like excitement (even though I have to pay for it myself) multiple times a year because I always need new toys/tools. I don't even know what this thing does, but I'm going to look cool assembling through the window the customers watch me from.

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>>24374253
>smiles
Oh you all make me smile every time I come to /mhfn/ <3

>miss the ring
I think I actually prefer the studs. They just look simpler to me. I need to get some new jewelry, though, bcuz these studs are ancient.

>fill all your holes
You know I would. You goddamn know I would fill every entrance that is reasonably associated with sexuality. I've got fingers and a too-large tongue, and am more than ok with a toy or two being brought out if you want it.

I would savage you.

>pen
It was actually the frame for my glasses, but is hard to see with the dark background of my jacket.

>glasses in my mouth
I should have done that! Alas, that one will have to wait. I will have to do a set that focuses on my mouth and collar. I don't think I have done that yet.

>>24374280
>neck needs nuzzles
Honestly, I would really enjoy that <3

>>24374283
Pls let me squeeze your butt. My palms have been buttcheekless for so long.

Gahhhd I love dah booty.

>>24375120
>my smile
Thanks! I'll try to smile more often <3

I would share the flickr account publicly, but I am identified by face and name there. This is not something I have a direct issue with, but if you are one of the lovely observers here who prefers anonymity this would essentially break that filter. I don't want to provide this without your fully understanding the consequence, because that would be me taking something from you without your permission.

If you would like (and you are ok with knowing who I am and what my face looks like - in that, I mean you either think it would not ruin me as an anonymous camwhore for you OR you are ok with that possibility) you can ask me via Kik. I am having trouble locating my mobile device, so I might not get back to you right away, but I'm sure I'll find it sooner or later.

>secret agent vibes
Well maybe that's because I'm a secret agent...

>agree with Bossy
Pls, you're so wonderful. I will squeeze all butts you let me <3 If you're ok with it I'd also like to do more.

>>24375768
>I will have to do a set that focuses on my mouth and collar.
v excited for this

You have 100% permission to ruin the anonymity.
I'm one of those people who like spoilers when reading.
userpls?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iaR3WO71j4

Yesplsanytimeanywhere

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>>24375276
>gallon donor
Wooo! <3

I love to donate! It gets in the way of my training so I don't do it as often as I would like, but some battles you just can't even fight, it's one or the other. I'm working my way towards gallon 4!

Odd story about me: I've passed out once in my life... while I was peeing... after I had just walked maybe 25m or so from my bedroom to the bathroom.

It was fucking odd.

>>24375305
>>24375302
Vascular indeed!

>>24375381
That's impressive. So, like, how many basketballs can you palm at the same time? 5?

>>24375120
>>24375276
Fancy seeing you here in this thread too.

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>>24375800
My kik is Scyther.Ex I believe. Either that or there's no period. In either case I believe I also have Scyther Ex listed as my name.

>yesplsanywhereanytime
>anywhere
I will say the same thing to this that I say to people who tell me that "it is alright if you finish all of (X) food".

Do not give me that kind of power if you are not ready for or ok with the thing you told me I could do.

>>24375828
Fancy seeing you too here in this thread also too.

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I decided to do another one of these, and it's something a bit simpler so I shouldn't end up with 20+ parts this time.

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>>24375859

>>24375817
I was super excited about it.

>I'm working my way towards gallon 4!
ooo: I'm jellyyy

Maybe you stood up too fast? *shrugs*

>>24375828
I'm in most threads desu
What thread are you referring to specifically?

>>24375835
tyty

Das so much food.

Mybodyisready.jpg

>>24375855
>>24375859
>>24375862
I had no clue I'd enjoy watching someone fold and tear paper so much.

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>>24375715
I'm glad you can stand up again.
>coworkers ever see you take these?
I only am aware of being busted once when I was giving the finger to some geese (fuck you, geese!) that invade the area twice a year and a coworker drove up while I was taking it. He didn't ask about the photo part. I'm usually pretty aware of where everyone is if I'm trying to sneak a pic in. That is the one reason I wish my phone didn't flash the flash as the camera timer counts down- I feel like that draws extra attention.

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>>24375862
This part is being a bitch to upload for some reason.

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>>24375888


>>24375876
Thanks! The end result is pretty fun, too. You'll see when I get there.

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>>24375900

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>>24375917
Pretty much halfway there now.

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>>24375926

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>>24375936

>>24375942
Decided things were too hot in here and took my hoodie off.

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>>24375946
And of course I forgot the file.

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>>24375966

>>24375817
I've never put too much thought into it.. Maybe like, 10 basketballs?

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>>24375979
Aaaand final part.

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>>24375876
You should be! A gallon is a lot of blood to give a away, and supposedly a single bag can help several people. Ur like a philanthropist, but in a somewhat more generous and more terrifying way.

:)

>stood up too fast
That was my initial thought, too, because it happens to me sometimes when I stand up after reading on my stomach (which was what I was doing right before I walked to the bathroom). But, that's usually pretty instant, and this didn't happen until after I got all the way to the bathroom and had basically finished peeing.

>desu
What wordfilters to desu? I cannot fucking figure this one out.

>>24375926
>didn't take 20
>p9
>"pretty much half way there"

yes

>>24375946
Well obviously with those hands. I'm surprised the paper's not a fucking inferno.

>>24375983
that was a ride.

also you have nice hands, do you get manicures?

>>24375988
Well hey, I wasn't wrong :')

>>24375996
I don't, as a matter of fact I don't really do much for my appearance at all. Same with my hair, I just wash it every once in a while and that's it.

I did cut and file my nails down just before I shot that, though.

>>24375947
Suddenly paper folding is even more exciting.

>>24375983
oooohhhhh

>>24375988
My father had open heart surgery about a year ago, and needed several bags. Since then I've felt an odd obligation to donate.

>terrifying
It's not terrifying at all!
Actually, I take pictures every time.
Needles and blood don't bother me at all.

Odd.

t... b.... h (I don't know how sensitive the filter is, actually I forgot it happened)

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>>24375691
I cant ride this Illuminati deck...

Oh really? I love Toymachine decks.

>>24375715
Yeah they are. It's all a conspiracy!

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I thought this might be a fun little shot. Three things and the size of paper sheet they started as. Also hand for scale and to keep it thread-related.

>>24376023
The filter is pretty easy to bypass, pretty sure even "Tbh" stops it.

>>24376063
This is so cuteee

It's a conspiracy, man.

>>24376066
Oooh fancy.

Rip I'm dumb

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>>24375980
O_O

>>24376019
This is fair enough. You were not incorrect.

>>24376023
I know. I was just being silly. I'm the person you are/were conversing with about donating blood in the "things you think you do" thread - obviously, needles and blood also don't bother me at all.


>me looking all around so much looks like this a a goddamn drug deal, but really I was just playing pokemon.

>>24376105
I know people who do think it's genuinely scary, though.

Oh, I had no clue. Again, I'm dumb (:

Pokemon is a drug.

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>>24376078
She is and does very cute things!

I hope the new deck I ordered isn't affiliated with Loomynarty

>who wants to get Illumi-naughty?

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>>24376125
>scary
Me too. My brother passes out whenever he sees his own blood.

I miss that man.

>ur dum
You're not dumb. The only two ties that one could use to connect my identity between the two threads are the running and blood donating (I think those are the only ones), and those ties are weakly asserted. I think most would have missed it. But now you know all sorts of odd facts about me.

>pokemon a drug
Yah my emphasis there was on the word playing, rather than on the word pokemon.

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I remember a request a bit like this from a while back.

Any other suggestions, maybe?

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>>24376138
>can't ride illuminati
>hope my new deck isn't associated with the illuminati

Yah that's pretty much exactly what I would expect someone in the illuminati would say, nice try ur not foolin' me.

>>24376138
I'm always illumi-naughty (^;

>>24376144
My sister is like that too
I don't miss her because I see her like every week.

Eh.
I didn't know either of those things about you in the first place, since I technically new.

'Officer I was just playing heroin'

>>24376156
Interesting request

>>24376170
I'm fucking dead.

>>24376156
you should post in the long hair thread

>>24376203
Funny you mention that, I have that one open right now and I'm debating just using an older pic or shooting a new WebM to post.

>>24376211
new webm!

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>>24374098
Upstate NY right by the PA border. It was 87 here when I checked it to be honest
>>24374280
I keep..really really fucking odd hours
Thank you for loving the pics
>cut for girls
Would be tank top buddies
>>24375120
I can't do that. It gets too cold

>>24376421
When it's cold I wear footsie pjs.
In public.

Also always in season

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>>24376170
My sides are now part of the ISS.
Well played, well played.
>>24376188
You are, are you? I like that ;)

>>24376444
I can dig that. Footsie pj's are the bomb.

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>>24376188
>"officer I was just playing heroine"
You get me.

>dead
I will begin CPR immediately. Do you mind if I use tongue?

>>24376421
>right by the PA border
>upstate
Go home you're drunk. Upstate doesn't start until, like, Saratoga/Glenns Falls/Lake George. I'm from Albany (well just south of it actually).

>>24376444
>footsie's
I thought you were dead?
>no CPR with tongue

:(

>>24377187
>well played
I am not easily fooled.

>>24377607
I'm well versed in the camwhore culture.

I've never heard of this tongue involved CPR, you must teach me (^:

*knows nothing about the place*

Dead people can wear footsie pjs too!

2smart4us

>>24366701
We do!


Catwoman bumping. Sorry guys, it's the busy time of year for work, I've been lurking but not replying. I'll be back later today, hopefully!

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>>24377607
You know too much.


>>24378051
I hope so! <3

>>24375724
Dat couch and crotch shot. I too, don't care what that gadget is, but I enjoy watching you handle it.

>>24375768
>I would savage you.
So dirrrrrrty. <3 u for that.
>I will have to do a set that focuses on my mouth and collar
YES, PLS!!! And uh... I know I make this request of you every time, but if you wanna bring out the golden butt fuzz at some point, that's one of my fave things about you.

>>24375835
For some reason, I almost thought this was a bootleg DVD deal about to go down. But then again, my mind in the gutter has a different take on what "DVD" stands for...

>>24375880
It is always appropriate to give geese a bird of different sorts! And you have a very inviting lap. =)

>>24376066
Thank you, Weldbro for throwing me a bone with the still pic. You do have very nice creases and folds- crisp. I remember it took me an entire year of on-and-off folding and re-doing to fold the 3-star Montroll origami hippo... you could probably bang that sucker out in an hour.

>>24376063
OMG... muh heart... is melting. SWOON!
Skate-wise, I was terrible on all decks, but I did enjoy the design of Toy Machine's. ;)

>>24375988
>Well obviously with those hands. I'm surprised the paper's not a fucking inferno.
I laughed. And laughed. And laughed.

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nimble jewler hand

>>24376105
>pokemon
Speaking of wordplay... Am I the only one who chuckles and sees Rihanna offering someone a plate of tuna when I read "pokemon"?

>>24376138
hahahaha!!! Illuminaughty! I'm simultaneously entertained and yet irritated with myself for not seeing that one earlier.

>>24376421
>weather
96F here today and tomorrow. Too hot even for tank tops.

>>24377187
hehehehe... amazing how your hand is the same size as on the shirt! Esp since the designer probably overexaggerated the size of the hand for emphasis. Just so happens that yours fit...

>>24377607
>Do you mind if I use tongue?
Always use that talented tongue of yours. <3
Actually, although CPR is not a great technique, I think I had requested a set from the guys who know how to do it... good demonstration of arm strength, necks, hnnnng.
>I will be your dummy / CPR doll / fuck doll... oh wait, oops... sorry. Too lewd.

>>24378083
Oooooh! Sexy =D

>>24378631
Hai! I love it. Are you also going to do Rubik's cube solving for us? Either way, would love to see you doing some witchy, intricate moves that jewelers have to do for watch repair, etc.

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good for small movements, tight circles, deft powerful strokes shape the metal into my craft

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>>24376421
Also I probably drove pretty close to your house on my trip back. I caught 15 up to harrisburg, then 81 all the way up to Binghamton/88.

>>24377652
>well versed in CW culture
Ahhh. Well if I decided to watch the other threads and keep my eyes peeled for you, would I have any luck?

>>24378051
Hi, Cat!

>>24378083
Knowledge is one of my greatest weapons. U think I'm playing Pokemon, but really I'm playing Pokemon and hacking Illuminati at the same time.
*wiggles eyebrows*

U don't scare me with ur knife and all ur triangles. Battle me with Pokemon like a real man!

>>24378526
>request
Don't worry. I know how addicted you are. I'm trying to keep you on a schedule that doesn't abuse your body/mind, but still keeps you coming back for more. You can rest assured that You will see my Fleece again before too long.

<3

>"DVD"
I'll have to think about that one.

>>24378661
I don't post pictures very often.
Though, if it's still in the archive I basically took over a tummy thread, if you're curious at all.

>hacking the Illuminati
What if you ARE the Illuminati? dun dun duuuu

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>>24374098
I don't really remember, honestly

>>24375120
>I hope you become active here...

Checking my phone I actually have a lot of pics like this from work so I might

>Illuminati
Jeez people. It's the Illuminaughty, get it right.

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>>24378648
>speaking of wordplay
This is a little baffling. How did you get there exactly?

>too hot even for tanktops
DOESTHATMEAnYOURWALKInGAROUnDTOPLESS EXCUSEMEWHAT'SYOURADDRESS?

>CPR
I'm not actually certified... I just want to make out with T...

But, I pretty much need to use my tongue on/in you, sooo...
>cum and let me make you a believer

>>24378631
>>24378654
Hi! That's really cool! I have a friend who's a jeweler. Would you mind posting images of yourself doing your work? I would be super interested to see some of your pieces.

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Also literally every picture of me has a dog somewhere in it

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Exhibit B

>>24378631
>>24378654
>good for small movements, tight circles, deft powerful strokes
2erotic4me

>>24378695
So cute but so arousing, my mind doesnt know how to feel.

>>24378729
> I just want to make out with T
No complaints here.

>>24378738
>>24378741
I am completely okay with this.
Also, I am jelly of doggo

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>>24378685
Oooh. How long ago?

>>24378696
ILLUMInATISTOCKHOLM COnFIRMED

>>24378738
>every picture of me has a dog in it somewhere
What about pictures of only you? Do they have a dog in them too?

>yes
>ur a dog, harry

>>24378759
Uh, about a week ago I think?

>ur a dog, harry
immediately reminded me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxtT8PivKVg
I don't know why, and I don't why I know about it. Nojudgepls

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>>24378729
not at the shop right now but here's something

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>>24378526
She has that effect on people ;)

I'm terrible too, it feels so strange to get back on the board after 9-10 years.
>>24378648
Illuminaughty best illumi.

>hand
Or maybe they used my hand as reference? ;D

Thanks ;)

>>24378661
>pokemon
I hate Pokémon.

>>24378696
*sigh* I know right.

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>>24378755
Well you should be, this one is kind of my boyfriend. We're always together if we're in the same area

>>24378759
Not even joking, man. Also the last girl I dated told me she thought I was half-animal. I mean, I do howl to my dogs sometimes but c'mon

>>24378654
Hnnnnng. Works for me.

>>24378661
>I know how addicted you are.
You take care of us. <3
>"DVD" = Deep Vaginal Dicking. It's a term on its way out, along with the physical media format...

>>24378695
OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAWDURKHWAHARKLHLK!VHLK$V
YES PLS!#)(*$!)(*$!
Are you a vet? HOLY SHIT!$%@!%
WEINERHOUND PUPPY!$)*!$!!!
And you have excellent body/facial hair. mlkflkfsk;lfsd;lkfds
*meltdown has happened*

>>24378729
Oh, dem hands. I do love.
>Pokemon wordplay w/ Rihanna...
Pokemon ... well... poke, as in the tuna. and mon, as in "hey mon". It's a bit too far.
And yes, today is a sports-bra only type of day. So my profuse sweat can drench everything in my immediate surroundings...

>>24378738
>>24378741
Well, we are fans of doggies ITT and your limbs. Feet, not so much but since they're immersed in a pool, I am OK with this. =D Thx for sharing!!!!!

>>24378759
>ILLUMInATISTOCKHOLM COnFIRMED
Shh!

>>24378786
>*sigh* I know right.
*agreeing eye roll*

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There has to be a place were I can legally marry my dog. Can any american around here point me in what state I can do it? I just want him to inherit my house and money if anything happens to me

>>24378819
Noted the part about feet, my bad LOL totally forgot to crop it

>>24375983
I'm so glad you posted another origami bunch. These clips are very fun and interesting to watch.
>>24376156
I sat for a while wondering what to suggest in a thread like this. Has anyone asked you to flip through a book? I'm not sure if you enjoy painting or drawing at all.

>>24378738
I think of it as a plus. I used to work at a veterinary hospital and despite the bites and sadness you face once in a while, I really miss being surrounded by all the animals and caring for them. It feels nice to see a man who loves animals.
>I do howl to my dogs sometimes but c'mon
I thought everyone did this. I meow and purr at cats, too. I know they love it.

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>>24378755
>no complaints here
Curse the anonymity of this thing we call the internet.

>>24378776
I cannot find this thing. I will have to pay attention.

>>24378782
That's good! Did you carve the image yourself, or are you strictly a metals person?

>>24378786
>hates pokemon
>hates pokemon
>hates pokemon

I'm so sorry.

>>24378800
>last girl you dated said you were half animal
So... like... was she into... nevermind.

>>24378819
>deep vaginal dicking
Ahhh. This did not register for me because as far as I'm concerned there is no such thing as a shallow vaginal dicking.

Was hoping it would be an act with the phrase "double vaginal" in the name.

>sports bra only
I can only imagine the things I wouldn't give to see this.