Minnesota thread! Meet up, chill, game, fuck, whatever! How

>>24350451
There has never been a single fucking fucker who has ever met up in these Minnesota threads, give the fuck up.

BTW I just lost my job as a software developer, anyone have any connections that can get me hired somewhere before I become homeless.

>>24350518
Well that's objectively incorrect. I've met up with an anon off of one of these, which is why I made one.

As for your job, that's shitty. I'm in the same field, got no connections other than I know that once Sherwin-Williams completes the purchase of Valspar, the Valspar office in Minneapolis will be turned into a district branch and should have new IT related jobs available. *Shrugs* I'm new in the field, sorry for your bad luck.

El bump. Don't wanna let this die after just one reply.

>>24350451
im down to chill or whatever. maybe meet up at nicollet diner or some shit.

Bi college guy in bloomington

>>24350518

Super wrong, I went on a date with a dude off of here. Just because it hasn't worked for you doesn't mean it works for no one.

21
M
Duluth

Gay male UMN Student in Dinky.

These threads don't get too much attention tho

Where's everybody watching the game tonight? I need to get out and have a drink or three.

Horray for new quarterbacks!

M
31
st paul

Man, what a game! Bradford looks like he's been with this offense for years, our defense completely shut down Rodgers until the fourth quarter, and Diggs is just a beast.

God damn it minnesota. Stop being so shitty and have a conversation with us.

Or at least talk about how much you want your dick sucked.

>>24352952
If you actually lived here you would realize just how anti-social people can be. Plus, all the of the gays have gay clubs to go to so no reason for them to use the Internet.

>>24353008
Just trying to break this insular fucks out of their shells brah.

>>24352027
Duluth here also!
23M

TFW I haven't actually talked to my neighbors in 3 years and I'm OK with that. Drives southerners NUTZ

507, m, straight, and down to meet up at a bar and not talk, just drink and hit on women.

Or just drink.

>>24352952
But some of us don't have a problem getting our dicks sucked.

>>24354304
speak for yourself
>>24353430
Hey there

31/m/roseville

Anyone free tonight? I have some /tg/ stuff and a deck of cards. Micky's and Hard Times are open 24hrs.

>>24355775
Do you have a kik?

>>24356436
so's nicollet diner. but i'm broke as glass atm

Fuck this state. Minnesota nice is a fallacy. You passive aggressive cucks are superficially nice and it's annoying as fuck. Grow a spine and speak your mind already. And learn how to drive for fucks sake. Merging into traffic at half the speed is not only stupid, it's dangerous.
Been a transplant here for a year and the homeland of cheese is more inviting every day.

>>24357732
I'm pretty broke too. You want to do anything?

>>24357823
Finally someone said it, this state is fucking garbage and full of fake bullshit.

Even if you get a social circle it's full of oversensitive SJW or le-LGBT community. (I don't hate gay people. What I hate is 99% of the people who are willing to meetup happens to be a gay dude who wants to suck my dick.)

I'm so sick of this shit.

>>24357823
>>24358199
Move out of the twin cities/duluth then, of course all of the cucks congregate around the universities. I live in Chisago county, I can get to anywhere actually important within an hour and I'm far enough north to stay out of the bullshit (ie. Somalis). There's plenty of normal people here

>>24358290
I'm in Chisago county, too. What's up?

>>24357469
I think its been awhile I may have deleted it
Why whats up?

>>24351780
Gay guy here, maybe we could chill. I live in north st.paul. Haven't had sex in awhile >.<

>>24351780
>>24359592
Maybe we can have a three some

>>24360075
Hot, lets swap pics

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>>24360126
You should post yours

Kik wawa2934 from mn originally just want to chat with people

>>24360210
Where are you now?

>>24360130
are you a top? I live in st.paul

>>24360358
Ya, I am. I'm in Roseville mostly, I won't be free till tomorrow night I should mention.

>>24360368
let me see your cock >.<

>>24360376
Oral doesn't do much for me, (I didn't say stop). Fooling around, kissing, and stuff like that is more fun.

But getting to know each other better is important for me. Casual sex isn't fun and some time awkward.

Do you want to meet some where tomorrow night? I'm broke, so a coffee shop would really be nice?

You have a picture, btw?

>>24357732
No homo. You want to join us for coffee or something cheap?

>>24360411
Oh i am looking for a hook up thats ongoing, you come over we hook up you leave. maybe once or twice a week.

>>24360465
So you're not looking for a relationship? And it'd be unfair to turn down hooking up tomorrow?

>>24360511
huh? i dont feel like sharing my pics on here. I am a bottom verse prefere bottom. are you down to hook up?

>>24360531
Ya, what's your schedule tomorrow night?

My E-Mail is [email protected]

>>24360559

I am going to email you right now.

>>24357732
>>24360411


shit. i'm down. i don't do shit most the time anyway but play music and watch hulu.

>>24358192
yeah.. nah. lets do it. shiit. like i said on my mispost. aint got shit to do.

>>24360565
Not that guy but you wouldn't happen to have a kik?

>>24361309
I dont, why?

>>24350451
22/M/Minneapolis

20/M/ S Minneapolis

You're better off going to venues drunk off your ass and lying about your social status if you really wanna meet chicks round these parts

>>24357823
Someone sounds triggered.

>>24361211
Then E-Mail me, we'll make plans

25 m Mankato, (507)
kik: vicbosspw

I enjoy MN threads, everyone gets super fucking mad all the time at the lack of women. It's like you never want to just chat with people.

>>24363557
sent

>>24363953
Mankato is too far. I'm in the cities a lot though ( live an hour north right now). When I finally move and have a job, I'd be able to meet you half way some where.

23/M/Roseville (651)

I've gotten way too isolated. I just need to establish socialization again.

>>24364692
I'm meeting someone at nicollet diner tomorrow in the early afternoon. Are you interested?

any uber/lyft recs or tips? Drive s or riders? I'm thinking of using one or the other for a ride home from gasthofs in northeast on Friday.

>>24361312
I'd like to possibly meet (:

>>24365433
Ok got a email?

>>24364765
interested, but I'm all tied up with work until sunday/monday

>>24366388
I'll be available on Monday. What would you want to do

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Foolishly shopped while horny and ended up ordering one of these. Anyone want to try it on? Post contact info.

>>24367121
A-are you cute?

>>24367129
Yup!

>>24367136 #
If there's chemistry, it might be your fun.

Post a pic (or find my address in the thread & E-Mail one to me).

>>24367121
I am legit curious how much one would run, where you would keep it, and what you intended to do with it

>>24367265
A few hundred, more if you pay MSRP instead of shopping around, on my spare bed because I'm and adult and I do what I want Mom, but should fit in most closets when broken down, fun stuff with tickling, ice, Nerf blasters, etc. And buttsecks. You'll understand when you're older ;)

>>24367351
I love tickling

>>24367351
I'm just saying I feel like /diy/ would be better but I can't read German

320

>>24366620
waste some time. have lunch. try desperately to make a new friend iunno

>>24368836
Where do you want to meet up?

25/F/St.Paul

Where do I go to get fucked up and potentially meet a stranger to grope in an alleyway? I don't dance and I'm not a huge fan of seedy places.

>>24368923
Do you want to come over and fuck?

>>24368935
See I'm not really looking to fuck, necessarily. I kinda just want to go out and have fun and meet some guy with a nice beard or mustache. Do you have a fabulous mustache and/or beard?

>>24368941
Neither.

>>24368941
Go on omegle. Soc.

>>24368941
Do you have an unfulfilled rape fantasy?

>>24368958
Mmnnn but I don't really wanna talk to anyone

>>24368960
You would not survive the attempt.

>>24368971
I want to see ya.

>>24368941
Huh. I was just saying I wish there were more girls who just wanted to get groped. Groping is a fine-ass thing to do, and me and my luxurious beard would love to do that. I don't believe in going all the way with a stranger but a grope never hurt anyone. Course I've never so much as held hands

anyway, anyone going to the game grumps live thing in december? Tickets go on sale tomorrow and this'll be my first time actually going... to a thing.. with, like, tickets. and I'm just thinking "I only know one other person in this state. Would she like to go?" and I asked her, and she just said "i'd have to look them up". well it's too late now. I mean it's not like I can afford to buy two tickets anyway, but .. y'know, you have to plan these things, right? Like, to get you two tickets next to each other. I dont know, i've never gone to a con or anything, but I assume these things are a good way to meet other cool people in a state that, let's face it, is not cool.

>>24368971
:)

>>24368981
I'll pass

>>24368992
this is when you link me to that song they used in Final Destination. the one that goes 'there is someone... walking behind you...'

>>24368999
Bye

oh also I don't dance or enjoy seedy places either.

>>24368971
wait, what do you mean you don't wanna talk to anyone? Like just fondle in silence? I'm not sure I'd be as cool with that
I kinda wanna go to bed but I feel like any second now I'm going to miss out on a connection with a person or something. I mean I'm in Mpls so that's close enough for maybe a real friend.

>>24368986
>>24369034
>>24369060
dude fucking stop, seriously. your desperation is gross. you blew it at 'ive never even held hands'.

>>24369060
What are you doing tonight?

>>24369073
oh okay, thanks for your honesty.
I get that a lot, I honestly have no idea what I'm saying that gives that away, but it's accurate. of course I'm desperate, why else would I be here? I don't get why that bothers people or how they hope to avoid it, but it does confirm my general policy of /soc/ not being for me. I really just wanted to randomly see if there was a chance of someone to go to a thing with before I have to buy the tickets tomorrow, and then saw an opportunity for a potential mitzvah vis-a-vis physical affection.
>>24369076
going to sleep now.

>>24365433
Hewwo?

>>24367121
Dude this would be so hot, are you gay?
Email me [email protected]

I am gay and so freaking horny! haha Bottom vers here, hit me up boys.

Anyone in winona

>>24368826
Im in St.cloud, Wassup?

22 male Bi
763
Souyed is my kik. Hit me up.

>>24368923

26/m/Minneapolis

Would you be doing the groping or I?

Also, How "fucked up" are you looking to get?

...anyone in bemidji? Lol

>>24371216
KEK

My grandparents live in Duluth though

>>24371233
Duluth kinda sucks

Lol what the fuck happened in here?

20/M/Minneapolis kik:kimtone25

>>24371216
Yeah, tweakers and alkies.

Isanti county here, how yall doin?

>>24370390
that depends entirely on whether or not you have a beard/mustache

and pretty fucked up

am i the only fucking straight guy in minneapolis?

>>24372941
Looks like it.

>>24372941
No. I am too. I just don't hang around /soc/ too often.

im a kinda cute boy wanting to get lewd with another cute boy. Willmar area.

>>24371290
You kinda suck

24/M/Dinkytown

I met a gay couple off here once and it was the most awkward thing; one of them was literally on his phone the entire time and wouldn't even eat. Terrible manners.

Don't even care about shit. I just need buddies in the area who want to do shit.

>>24372941
Right here with you, bro.

>>24372694

I usually keep it kind of trimmed and nice looking, not a full bush wild beard. Decently thick though. Although about every 2 months or so I'll get sick of it and clean shave.

>>24372694

29/m/ minneapolis area
I qualify as having a beard and a 'stache.
World class groper.
I'm in the mood for drinks this evening.

>>24373652

Don't be a beard quitter dude. Do or do not.

26/m/st paul

bearded lumberjack with 14 tattoos

up for whatever

are there any F's in Minneapolis ???

if so hit me up kik: kimtone25

>>24368923
kik?

>>24374872
Gay or bi?

>>24374872
pic?

SE burbs, 35/m clean white male. kik:morethanthetip

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>>24377696
very recent picture

>>24378158
Nice/10

>>24373273
Contact info?

>>24373273
>>24380332
I have a kik now kik me at kittyhelper.