/IMT/ Last Ideal Mate Thread 404'd, so I suppose it's

File: 555581_551632788191961_741934541_n.jpg (105KB, 720x960px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 720x960px

Me:
>21/M
>178 tall, slim/fit body type.
>Brown eyes & hair.
>Anatolian & Germanic/Nordic race.
>Currently two tattoos, will get more.
>Good education, have a job.
>In Flames, Arch Enemy, Five Finger Death Punch, Wardruna, Red Hot Chili Peppers, etc.
>Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, The Last Ship, Agent Carter, Vikings, etc.
>World of Warcraft, League of Legends, Fallout, Elder Scrolls, Overwatch, etc.
>Skater.
>Very social, kind and protective.
>Love dogs.
>Well-spoken and multilingual.
>Enjoy being at home taking it easy, walking in old dense forests and travel.
>Enjoy reading about science, history and psychology.
>So much to say, so little space.

You:
>18-25/F.
>Height does not matter, skinny-chubby body.
>Redhead, or any other alternative hair colour such as blue or green. Eye colour does not matter, but I very much like blue.
>Any type of white, anatolian or asian race.
>Has or will get tattoos and piercings.
>Either in school or has a job.
>Good music taste. (As long as it's art, it's good)
>Follows at least one serie.
>Social, kind and loving.
>Will actually ask me how my day was.
>Love dogs.
>Know how to talk properly.
>Enjoys the life indoors aswell as outdoors.
>Geeky.
>Will joke with me.

You: (Bonus round)
>Fit
>Some freckles
>Skater
>Metalhead with a metalhead look.
>Gamer, and actually good at vidya.
>Does not want kids, _ever_.
>Has a white swiss shepherd or german shepherd.

Skype: utah-can
Got other types of contact too, but Skype is the preferred one on my part!

>>24349844

>Can we get a real one without the charts

Thank you, fucking hate those charts

>>24349844
f/22/Germany

Me:
>charismatic
>likes plain humour and postmodern literature
>open minded
>slim/curvy
>mean at times
>over analysing things is fun
>Top with Males, switch for females

Him
>best if he has the same or compatible traits
>Curly dark hair is a plus, as long as it comes with a fair complexion

Her
>older than me, preferably around 28
>brunette
>compatible with my kinks
>patient
>introverted

My ideal mate
>Male
>18+
>6'0+
>Vascular hands/arms
>Deep voice
>Not a skeleton, not a whale
>Physically strong enough to carry medium sized humans
>Pretty eyes
>Medium-Short hair
>Doesn't have a jungle of body hair
>No face tattoos
>Funny/good sense of humour
>Can easily keep a conversation going, even when I'm feeling awk
>Dominant, in and out of bed, but not a condescending prick about it
>Smart
>has interests in things I can learn about/watch him do
>Wants to listen to and share music with me
>Not afraid to push me out of my comfort zone a little bit. (key words are a little bit)
>imsureimmissingatonofthings

Me
>Male / 18 / 6'2 / Brown Eyes + Hair
>I go to the gym often, while still finding time for vidya
>League of Legends / sc2 / Dungeon games with a grind
>Very pretentious
>Probably a sociopath but I don't really care for going to a shrink

Her
>17/18/19 ( Don't really care about age )
>5'6-5'9
>A good body type inbetween fit and some meat
>Will orbit me
>Will treat me like I'm the best thing that ever happened to her

I just need an orbiter I can cuddle with, not a mate (yet). Send help.

>>24349844
But I like the charts, I like to read them and try to piece together what kind of person they are from what they check off, I even read the ones that are clearly not what I am looking for.

>>24350660
Well, I'm sorry Anon but I just find them so.. lacking. Like, someones cup and/or penis size isnt among the first things I want to know about someone, if you understand my point?

>>24350089
You sound really wunderschön
If you're ok with a science geek who likes psychology/humanities, let's keep in touch
My skype is Machnek, I'm 27

>>24350688
True, those are the boring bit, most "statistical" information is irrelevant to what kind of person somebody is, but we live in a world where there are people that would refuse to date somebody on the premise that they are two inches too short. Not having a cucumber in your pants or melons in your shirt are actually dealbreakers for some and getting them out of the way before you waste time getting to know the person can be a way to save time and heartache. Of course you can say that somebody that is fixated on such details is petty and you would not want to associate with them in the first place, but I digress. I recall seeing this one girl's chart where she was fine with all religions except Jews which was a red for unacceptable. That can tell you quite a bit about the person immediately and sure enough, in her boards was /pol/.

Her:
>pure
>fragile
>cruel
>sacred

File: dingus.jpg (136KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 1280x720px

Aight here goes

Me:
>18
>a bit introverted
>love bad puns and dad jokes in general
>used to play a lot of vidya; like, old-school RPGs and shit. Still do but not as much.
>can be a bit sarcastic at times
>love british television (faulty towers is bae)
>favorite book genre is science fiction
>more right-leaning, but try not to get too much into politics
>philosophical, asks a lot of questions about big things, to the point where sometimes I forget about the small things
>compose music, show everyone my soundcloud
>pic is me

Her:
>around my age at least
>dark sense of humor
>slightly cutesy
>values wisdom over intelligence (although preferably is at least slightly smart)
>worldly, knows a lot about how things work
>can hold deep conversations
>has suffered enough that she can talk about suffering

My skype is pl4ntm4n

>>24350731
Well, yeah.. But like, personally I feel that my post gives a better picture of me and what I seek, compared to what a chart would.

>>24350089
Hmm, das macht mich ja neugierig, wie kann man dich kontaktieren?

Me:
>23/Male/straight/USA
>5'10, 220 lbs, average/chubby but losing weight and getting back into shape
>curly blonde hair, blue eyes
>engineering student, two years left
>enjoys outdoor activities like fishing/hiking/swimming
>enjoys vidya, primarily shooters/RPGs/most anything co-op
>princess bride/top gear/john wick/history of the world/some anime
>sarcastic with tendencies for dark/dirty humor
>talkative, curious
>easy going, no harm no foul attitude towards life, pretty open minded
>some anxiety but it's well controlled

Her:
>21-25 (willing to be flexible)
>height doesn't really matter though I like shorter girls (5'2" etc)
>in shape or if not in shape is in the process of getting in shape
>somewhat cutesy but tomboyish as well
>has a job or is in school, has plans for the future
>should at least be into a few of the things I am (vidya/outdoors etc.)
>kind, easy going
>similar sense of humor, can joke about most anything

Skype: akula.4893

Me:
>25/MTF/USA
>5'6" and a little on the chub side right meow
>Professional slacker who hates her job
>Likes vidja, animu, motorcycles, guns

Them:
>25-35
>Gives cuddles
>Will take me out to the wilderness and operate with me

File: idealm8templateBASICv11.png (128KB, 786x600px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 786x600px

>>24350731
>she was fine with all religions except Jews which was a red for unacceptable. That can tell you quite a bit about the person immediately and sure enough, in her boards was /pol/.
>she was fine with all religions except Jews
>in her boards was /pol/.
She sounds like someone I'd probably enjoy talking to and sharing political ideologies with.

>>24350346
Asl and preferred contact method? I'm more or less all those except the vascular arms.

>>24352343
Oh, I'm not looking for my ideal mate, just posting it. (:

File: image201609190012.jpg (13KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 640x480px

me:
>pic related
>18/m/USA
>5'7 120 LBS
>Diagnosed Sperg
>KV
>still trying to escape neetdom
>my end goal is software engineering but at this point I don't know if it's even attainable
>enjoy studying history, science
>enjoy playing vidya (especialy related to history)
>Star Wars fan since I was very young

HER/YOU (is it even possible?):
>Biological female
>similar interests
>loyal and won't cuck me
>Isn't averse to my various quirks
>BONUS POINTS if she's also a virgin or a kv like myself

My Skype: oogeneral_ryanoo

>>24350346
I fit all of those except the no face tattoos.

Me
>nice, fun
>does not do drugs
>likes to hear about stories and research
>likes art, is adventerous
>has not played vidya in a while, but would not mind taking up hobby again, preferably mmo
>a bit of a normie
>likes to watch tv, read, normal activites
>wants a cute relationship
>about 5'6, brunette
>introverted, a bit anxious, pure and sensitive
>bad at math, likes animals, romantic
>proper and well behaved but a bit cheeky sometimes
>likes to know about nature, detailed
>does experiments out of sheer curiosity occasionally
>arbitrary improv when bored
Him
>friendly
>confident enough not to brag, not arrogant
>not a player, not selfish, not desperate
>patient
>not really feminine
>does not take themselves so seriously that they think they are superior because they are "professional"
>quality over quantity
>not shallow, cares about whats on the inside
>straight
>wants a happy relationship
>open to friends
>openminded, but not so openminded that they do something idiotic like join an extreme protest or engage in a polyamorous relationship
>i dont mind if he is a bit messy
bonus
>interested in some type of sport
>likes the fantasy genre or likes music
>maybe gives off a school shooter aeshetic but is actually really sweet and respectful
>uses emojis, has their own personality
>may have a childish imagination but is not immature
>can attempt gollum impression even if its not good

>>24356270
seems like an absolute sweetheart. wish I fit your criteria better

>>24356380
Thankyou very much. My criteria is a bit subjective, how would you say that you do not fit it?

>>24356270
I fit this well enough what form of contact do you want me to leave? I'm assuming that you don't want a million guys blowing up your inbox.

>>24356398
my emoji game is not very strong...

>>24356404
skype would be preferred.

test post

desu
baka
senpai
cuck

>>24356398
I'm not really into sports, I'll play if someone asks but I'm not huge on playing or watching ( I watch football for free pizza and beer :p) and I'm not sure about school shooter aesthetic but there's a song about Charles Whitman that I like.

>>24356409
emojis arent for everyone

>>24356417
[email protected]
Jack Last
Sorry it's kinda childish it was a throwaway I made in like 2 minutes.

>>24356431
very true. I guess my friend uses them much too often for a grown man, so I'm iffy. girls are allowed to use them, obviously
I can't really promise much but you can add me if you find yourself still wanting someone to talk to. my skype is th0rnmail

>>24356270
I think we'd get along. Email me for my skype: [email protected]

>>24356270
cute posting

I can use emojis in 10 different languages. Maybe I'll teach you if you play your cards right...

[email protected] is my Skype

>>24356270
anyways, if anyone would like to be my friend, my email is [email protected]
since everyone seems to be posting contact info

>>24356961
sorry but nothing came up for that on skype

>>24357074
search without the @outlook.com
I was able to find myself that way

>>24357074
hey! emailed you

Me:

>26/f/US
>Pansexual
>I'm short with a medium/slightly chubby build
>I can be kind of an asshole but if I like you I'll favor you and have my sweet moments.
>I have a job, my own place and my own vehicle.
>I'm obsessed with animals. Like seriously... animal pictures make my day.
>I play video games. PC mostly.
>I smoke marijuana for my own reasons. If you don't like this I'm definitely not the person for you.
>I love singing but can't sing. If we are in a skype call its probably likely you will experience this. I'm quite fond of Dean Martin/Frank Sinatra.
>I'm very affectionate and enjoy pet names.
>I can be jealous but I internalize it. I'll never ask you to stop talking to someone.
>Can quote movies/tv shows on the reg
>I'm generally in a good mood. If I'm in a bad mood I probably wont talk much as I distract myself to get out of that funk.
>I'm a night owl and rarely sleep.
>I'm a big fan of love.

You:

>Male/Female/etc
20 - 30 and in the US/Canada
>Not overweight but not a stick.
>Employed or in College
>Funny and corny. If you can make me laugh I'll probably fall in love.
>Isn't insanely clingy and understands boundaries and personal time.
>Likes animals. Send me cute animal pictures please.
>Plays video games. This is kind of important because I play them a lot. If you don't play you should at least be cool with the fact that I play often.
>Easy going/laid back. Lets just chill and talk.
>Either smokes marijuana or doesn't have an issue with me smoking.
>Isn't super awkward. Some awkward is cute.
>Can enjoy life and find fun in the mundane things. Miserable people are difficult to be around.
>Is affectionate and is okay with me making up pet names on a daily basis.
>Preferably also a night owl.
>Can quote movies/tv shows on the reg
>Just wants someone to love and be loved by.

If you're interested at all send me your skype and I'll add you. <3

>>24357168
Can't believe no one has responded yet, you sound great.

24/M/US, skype: notbobjohnson

File: idealmate.png (1MB, 1500x945px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1500x945px

It's pretty vague, I don't have an entire set ideal mate.

>>24357168
Where in the US?

>I'm quite fond of Dean Martin/Frank Sinatra.
I'm quite partial to that sort of music too actually. Instrumental music of that era as well.

My skype is propane.accessories