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Its my birthday and I keep thinking that if I had a girlfriend

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Its my birthday and I keep thinking that if I had a girlfriend shed be doing something nice for me today.. And its making me super horny.

Any nice girl want to give me a gift?
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Not a grill but happy birthday anon
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Pic related.
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okay femanons, i've been in this boat before. sucks to be alone on the one day of the year that you get to be special. It takes almost nothing to make a guy happy. Get him off will ya?

happy birthday anon, i probably didn't help.
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>>24346499
Much appreciated man
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My Snapchat in case there is a kind soul.
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>>24346479
You would think so, but my ex was always shitty to me on my birthday.
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I don't have snapchat, but if you have kik maybe I could do you a favor or two.
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>>24346612
Lucky OP

I'd die to chat with a girl willing to get naked with me
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>>24346612

jr0ck1991 for kik
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>>24346612
get on this OP! Happy birthday to you mate

also kik: cobzy

it's not my birthday but fuck it
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>>24346612
OP is taking his time it seems..
You could help me out in the meantime
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>>24346490
This x 10000
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>>24346612
>>24346490
>>24346544
>>24346639
I need to know how this pays off.
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>>24346612
I'm making one
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>>24346666
How are you not already prepared?
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>>24346612
>>24346666
Done installing. Username: BirthdayMan90
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>>24346676
Never used Kik, its not big around here I guess. I might have fucked up lol.
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my birthday too, turning 22 :|
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>>24346677
What are you even expecting? I may be a little drunk but i browsed through this thread and you didnt really ask for anything???????
Happy birthday btw.

>>24346940
You too. Youre fucking young shut up
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>>24346976
>a little drunk
Cheers!
ASL?
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>>24346980
Hey youre not the birthday boy!
24 female usa, wbu amigo
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>>24346993
No I'm not, I'm not sure whatever happened to him lol maybe he got lucky

25/M/USA too. We're still kind of sort of young....right?
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>>24346993
>>24346999
You only feel old on the Chans I'm 24 and wouldn't you know that just about everyone at work thinks I can barely wipe my ass because I'm just a wee lil baby.
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>>24347028
No same here, im the youngest employee at my place of employment. Feels good man
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>>24346999
Where in the usa are you? We're young, its cool. When i start nearing 30 it will be a different story >.<
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>>24347035
People at my job were shocked when I said I wasn't alive in the 80s. Like, shocked they were that old to be working with someone that was 25

So what were you gonna send to OP Femanon?
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>>24347041
Currently put on the west coast for a conference, you?
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>>24347048
East coast! Waaaay east coast, florida. >>24347043
Well if he had made any specific requests i might have filled them
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>>24346976
nah man 22, I feel fucking old right now
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>>24347062
Wow fuck me lol the one time I'm on the west coast not a femaon to be found lol

Are you down for taking requests from non birthday boys?
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>>24347062
To be fair, I'll be 24 tomorrow and I'd love to make some requests. Email me at [email protected] if you're interested, femanon. Make a guy's day :)
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>>24347041
30 is pretty young too, I'm in Texas >>24347062
Today she-sa my birthday too. Actually
My birthdayis in January.
There is an episode in I Love Lucy where there's all these Italian children and they lie about it being their birthday because Lucy gives one kid candy after he said he shared a birthday with her son.
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>>24347041
>tfw my next birthday will be my 30th
;_;
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