MALE SEXY AUDIO /MSA/ Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal

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http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com

TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/

SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS

MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin

MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg

Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j

My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN

Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq

Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd

Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J

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THE 100-1 CHALLENGE

All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...

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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.

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REMEMBER:

WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.

If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
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Voice and IM server like skype, only better.
Made by and for performers, lurkers, requesters etc.
https://discord.gg/ujgGXJY

>>24344225
>>24344161
>>24344168
So, here's my "questions for new boys" recording.
I REALLY need to get better about not rambling.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kJDMX51f5t

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Did you know that MSA has a female counterpart?
Head to the Female Sexy Audio thread and have fun!

>>24297813
>>24297813
>>24297813

Hey, new /msa/ thread!

Here are a couple of requests to get this thread started:
- BoyFriendExperience (BFE) - This includes kissing, cuddling, daydreaming, sweet talk, pillow talk. :3
- Aftercare - Every sub needs some loving after getting it rough :p
- Masturbation Instructions
- Fapping recordings - Let us hear you moan and ramble about your fantasies/fetishes while you're masturbating. More moans the better!
- Rambles - Simply tell us about your day, or your plans for the weekend. We would love to listen to that!

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Guten morgen, Guten Tag or Guten abend!

Luger-sama, reporting for duty!

Now with 100% more german accent and with healthy dose of National Socialism!

Come one, come all! Request stuff only at your local Nazi!

Maledom slapping - a script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/kmGdw7

Daddys Punishment - another script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/py9kvO

Luger explains where the little Juden come from!
http://chirb.it/Cec4E9

A little bit of humiliation~
http://chirb.it/OI8ws1

Dominating a Mistress!
http://chirb.it/nALv7N

You're nothing but a slut! - Script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/eChxNC

10 minutes of pure Fleshlight-on-Luger action!
http://chirb.it/dcNz59

Subserviant Luger!
http://chirb.it/n2shNr

Yandere Luger - A phonecall from your stalker!
http://chirb.it/Cm73sz

Submit to Luger - Sign the Contract!
http://chirb.it/xrveEH

Cuck your BF with Luger!
http://chirb.it/rPrmxt

Fappy times!
http://chirb.it/pEMzh7
http://chirb.it/EC7Gm1
http://chirb.it/9Mnxxc
http://chirb.it/2kx4as

Sold off into slavery - a Luger original!
http://chirb.it/bA6sDc

Raceplay with Luger - Nigger bitches smell!
http://chirb.it/5FxJ7J

SS-Sturmbannführer Johann Luger has his way with you!
http://chirb.it/MKckFg

Wehrmachtslieder and singing:
Erika: http://chirb.it/Pmw29e
Das Panzerlied: http://chirb.it/q5MIpJ
German lullaby: http://chirb.it/fDftIc

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https://discord.gg/ujgGXJY

Dizzy reporting in, how you folks doin'? :D

Chirbit:

https://www.chirbit.com/DizzyTalks

Adam Ruins Everything Death Monologue:

http://chirb.it/PNaHEP

Relief for Anxiety:

http://chirb.it/wMbxNB

Chastity Improv:

http://chirb.it/Ax8Iw9

Nerdy Improv About Getting Caught Fapping:

http://chirb.it/Ih9Kge

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Helion, establishing

>My Chirbit (currently not having things uploaded to it)
https://www.chirbit.com/Helion

>My Soundgasm (what I'm currently using)
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion

>My Pastebin (where I keep my scripts)
http://pastebin.com/u/Helion9

>My email (in case you want to contact me with feedback or a request)
[email protected]

[Recently Popular]

>To Listen To In Public
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/To-Listen-To-In-Public

>Ice Play Schlick Instruction
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Ice-Play-Schlick-Instruction

>Books Ramble
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Books-Ramble

I'm open to requests, though opportunities to record (especially for NSFW stuff) may restrict my ability to deliver on them, I love getting feedback, and either way, I hope you enjoy listening.

-Helion

Also, I've been reliably informed by a little birdie that it's Batman day. In honour of this Illustrious Occasion, I present, A Collection of Joker or Joker-related recordings:

>Joker Quote from 'The Killing Joke'
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Joker-Quote-from-The-Killing-Joke

>Joker Script 1 by Sp00kym00ny
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Joker-Script-1-by-Sp00kym00ny

>Joker Snippet from the thread
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Joker-Snippet-from-the-thread

>Villainous Laughter Request (not actually The Joker, but definitely Joker-esque)
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Villainous-Laughter-Request

Enjoy. :)

-Helion

>>24345907
Thank you for the anxiety relief one.. I really needed it after the week I've had. <3

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Apollo establishing. Hello it's me again.

SFW Library
https://www.chirbit.com/Apollo

NSFW Library
https://clyp.it/user/3cvqkqzp

Anyone have any requests while my voice is shot (so I sound like a chainsmoker)?

I did the MSA, I was reading through it as I did so I stop at some points and just seems a little tongue tied.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tXB6alRvtx

>>24347226
And in commemoration of Batman day, here's some old recordings.

Captured by the Joker parts 1-3
http://chirb.it/gE929d
http://chirb.it/eEm0y1
https://clyp.it/igcjbgsq

The first one is a request that I took some liberty with. The others are just my OC shenanigans

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N80xjfN8qZ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T6M2SegkYP

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pfH6my2wye

Please post animal sounds.
Your pets making sounds, or you making animal sounds. Either one.
Talking to your pets is good too.
Purring is a plus :3

Been awhile since I've done this, didn't really know what to do so I read a poem.

http://chirb.it/kmrnxP

>>24344356
Destrado here! Here's a ramble.

https://clyp.it/fewt0zmf

It's been a while since I've come around. I write scripts (male or female) and I take personal one-on-one requests for those too shy at [email protected]

I'll be around for a few hours.

>>24347162

Yay, I helped :)

bumping from the ninth

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"I Am The Danger"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wn54XNPSmN

"Cloud Atlas Lines"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a7r0HtUDD2

Currently fighting off a cold right now so my voice would sound more shit than normal, uh, been trying to find something worth reading but haven't come up with anything; sorta want to do "The Great Dictator" speech but I'm also thinkin' I should go with something shorter.

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OK. This is a little out there but I found Artemis Fowl on Audible and forgot how much I wanted to fuck him.

Would love it if someone could do an aged up Artemis Fowl.(He's Irish so the accent is essential) He'd be slightly intoxicated, he had just gotten back from a meeting and loses his inhibition to have his way with one of his Servants, Who just so happens to be the son of one of his past foes.

Artemis simply calls him Spiro. A bit of power play is involved here. Not only does alcohol make Arty a horny drunk; it also makes him angry and untrusting.

TLDR powebottom script incoming, I'll post it if anyone's interested.

Chick here looking for a male with a sexy voice to be a Skype cum buddy. Anyone interested?

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>>24352878
Define "Skype Cum Buddy".

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Here's a tendies story

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pvqZ25fwiJ

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>>24352878
I mean... Why not, right?

>>24344519
Bitte singe uns mehr Schlaflieder auf Deutsch? :)

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Any requests?

https://soundcloud.com/fortunate-misfortune/falling-slowly

>>24352878

Dunno if my voice counts as sexy, but hey.

>>24340739
>Doitus's Death Cab For Cutie
Moar lullabies to curl up to, please?

>>24352716
I could only express my mind right now as OH MY FUCKING GOD i forgot about this great serie of books i discovered when i was teenager, and now i have to find more, i don't remember where i stopped, so i might have to start it all over again, but i have a feeling it would be worth it, even if it's not as popular as Harry Potter. I saw your request in the last thread, and i knew i had this name in my mind from a prior memory but what was it? Now i have it...
If i remember correctly and i feel as much joy in reading their history thank you so much.
If not, still thank you a lot because if i remember it it cannot be a disaster

>>24352878
If we were on /b/, this would be SO obvious that this is the ultimate bait, but here, it just looks like a really, really huge bait. Still i am curious if this is real, but i would definitaly be interested

>>24354611
Well, If I'm deciphering this correctly, Jon Spiro was antagonist from the third book, Eternity Code. Its not cannon that he has a son, but I wanted to write a character that could integrate well into the series. I entertained the idea of Artemis' Tech Company "Fowl Industries" still
competing with Spiro's "Fission Chips Co." and both of them being Young Adults running their father's seemingly abandoned company.


This can get long, so I may have to paste bin this.

>>24352716
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RomxasGuLs

-Abel

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>>24353716
http://chirb.it/Jewbw4

Brahms Lullaby~

>>24354696
Just post it i'm sure someone will be able to do it greatly. Not me though, i have no idea how to do an irish accent.
Also i was just glad i found something to read

>>24354784
I loved this. Thank you Luger <3

>>24354784
Why do you have to be so perfect? ;-;

First time trying this.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15damxEf7BZ

>>24355067
woah...

Heres my number (916) 532 9024

Ill talk dirty if you say some dirty shit first

>>24355067
Very nice. :)

Hello, thread. Been a while.

>>24347495
I like your voice, I'm not sure I'm fond of "OC shenanigans".

>>24348462
*wolf whistles* Yes please~ I quite liked this recording. It was very relaxing.

>>24349459
Destrado: Hi! Thanks for putting this out there. I liked listening to it and I hope to hear more from you. Unfortunately, I know how it feels to be in this situation. Hang in there! :<

>>24352087
I really liked these. The latter was more my speed. Thank you. :D

>>24353315
Love the voice. Luckily, I could tune out the content.

>>24353876
The tempo on this was weird for me... Could just be me. Also, the quality could be better, I hear a lot of static.

>>24354736
Abel omg. That little "heh" at the end. <3

>>24355067
Not really my cup of tea, but it was well done all in all. Thank you!

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NEW THING:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I7ziExOc0R

I'm sick so I decided to recite an excerpt from an interview about an elderly man who was dying and wanted to confess his profound, yet, simple love to his wife. It's romantic, it's sad, it's heartwarming, it's right up my league.
Rest in Peace, Danny Perasa.

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http://chirb.it/9xGkJD

Experimental BFE stuff. Feedback pls.

>>24355550
I'm sorry you're sick, but this was really great. *_*
Please record more, but not at the cost of your health.

>>24355563
I liked the breathing that was conscious here. Few people realize it, but it's important in these recordings when you're trying to establish a particular mood. Your little kisses at the end were very nice too, I wish you had done a little more of that. Sometimes the chuckling sounded more sinister than compassionate... not sure how to fix that though...? Overall, pretty good!

>>24355590
To be fair, sinister Luger is best Luger.

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>>24355590
>Please record more, but not at the cost of your health.
Thanks for your concern anon, but I'm just going through a common cold. Wasn't much exercise involved! <3

>>24354784
Sigh. You are too cute, Luger.

>>24344356
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qXDNUwI7nu

>>24357184
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qXDNUwI7nu
Your voice is so so so smooth and nice, even just hearing you do more rambles or talking about things you're really interested in would be nice?

>>24355563
I'd say it was fairly well done. Would like to see more like this in the future, but don't sacrifice the other content.

If there was any kind of improvement you could make, I'd say maybe tone it down on the dark chuckles, but as >>24355595 said... yeah.

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>>24357349
It's quite literally how I laugh... Not much I can do about that, I'm afraid.

>>24355563
I really liked this Luger!! Too cute to handle. <3

>>24357184
Ooh. I like your voice! You should definitely record more rambles or some poems :3

>>24347226
Those BFE recordings were quite a surprise. Both silly, but cute at the same time! wouldeatyourchickensoup/10

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http://chirb.it/bEIvOk

Das Seeräuberlied sung by yours truly.

Been playing a lot of my Boat game (World of Warships) and I just love that song.

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http://chirb.it/H8aId9

Remember to vote Trump :3

>>24357184 #
I agree with >>24357260 # on this. The worst thing you could do for us fans is not record. I'd love to hear more about your experiences, so that'd be rambles. There's a myriad of things you could talk about too.

>>24357535 #
Yes. Pls this, guys.

>>24357768 #
>>24357840 #
Luger single handedly carrying the thread. Thanks.

I love booty

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EpFXAOhLqX

>>24357535

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nu8f1cvCUL

Terribad audio quality.

>>24357535
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p1rRvH4FN3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YLwtVa4yZU

Shit mic shit attempt.
Jerk off to me anyway sluts

>>24358219
10/10 fappable material.
If you don't like the audio quality
http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0

Don't worry about the content, though, easily the best to have ever graced MSA.

>>24358227
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14eKbo4W9r1

>>24357535
>>24358181

I did another one and made it prettier. Can't seem to delete my previous post though because I waited too long.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00coBhRMspq

>>24358219
I agree with >>24358227 , this was pretty okay. I can't say I have feelings on such a short recording, though.

>>24358325
I would have liked to hear your first attempt too, but this one is certainly very nice. Good pacing, good tone, relaxing to listen to. Thanks!

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Still sick, recorded me bitching about today.
Ayyy.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17nwdR24Kmk

>>24354258
I hope this is close enough to lullaby-style for now :) I'll practice another slow-paced song soon

https://soundcloud.com/doitus/ed-sheeran-photograph-cover

>>24355421

Maybe I'll put something else out tonight.

>>24357840
Who will keep our sweet Luger safe in Frau Merkel's Deutschlandistan? ;_;

>>24358089
buttttt!

>>24358325
I didn't have the chance to hear your first try, but this was really good. Your voice is so nice and relaxing :)

>>24358609
I LOVE these rambles. Please get better soon *

26/m/OH, decent mic, first timer.

What say?

>>24360464
Questions for new boys is always a great start.

>http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb

>>24360464
Well, you can try and record the poem that was posted today. >>24357535

>>24360481
seriously?

>>24360491
okay..

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02zCRTowrPU

>>24360503
ooh. Good audio quality and voice :) Be careful with your pace. You were reading it too fast, but that's quite normal for first timers. I also think that the questions are a good way to start. You could try those next :)

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>>24357184
>>24357260
>>24357663
>>24358073
Decided to give this a go
>>24357535

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aNgZ8eTklF

So, here's an idea/suggestion. When bumping the thread, try to find things to bump with that can be talked about!

Inspire some recordings!

Could someone say this pretty please?
>I didn't want you to die, but that doesn't mean I wanted a fat girlfriend. I said all of that stuff but I didn't think you'd actually ever stop eating your stupid carrots and diet coke. I didn't think you'd actually get big. It sounded nice. I thought it would make you happy but then you had to go and make yourself fat.

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>>24359291
The amount of """"""hatespeech"""""" I've done... Well, I'd say I'd have to serve 25 to life... or you know, get beheaded by an Imam.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EUuX9fjX1s

>>24361468
You've got a great pace and you speak really clearly and crisply, on top of having such a nice voice. Thank you, we'd love to hear more whenever you have a chance (:

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I did these
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
questions just to break the ice for myself

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SZW1nnTYrY

I'm more than willing to do reqs

>>24355421
Not sure if you're a guy, but I've always been told by girls that they like my voice and they can just listen to me talk, but when I record, it's always shit. I need to know what "type" my voice is even good for, if anything.

>>24360535
Got rid of that piece of shit plastic XLR cable.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q781j0tVgz

>>24361468
Really nice recording. Thank you! I want to hear more from you :)

>>24362426
Happy Birthday :) Welcome to /msa/ :D
Can't wait to hear more from you. Which type of scripts would you be interested in?

>>24363163
Hehe I wasn't expecting you to read my comment! -smileyface- (:p). Please do the questions for new boys!

>>24363449
I'd do anything, really. Even sexual stuff. I'd be a bit uncomfortable doing those, but I'll still do them with full passion.

Though I'd prefer scripts or quotes that require feeling

>>24363449
And thank you. I appreciate the birthday wish

>>24358737
Thank you! These are so nice.

>>24362426
Excellent voice. Very calming.

I did a reading of a little excerpt from Wicked by Gregory McGuire. Didn't rehearse or anything, so it's kinda permeated by the occasional pause, "what?", and "oh, fuck." But hey, I hope you all enjoy.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A22u193JBb

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S6cUcBjR1n

be gentle :_;

>>24365746

And for some reason the recording fucked up 30 seconds in. I'll that that as a sign.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15kiCCC2BYQ

Source is a poem called Never Woke Up by Katy Towell

>>24365751
>>24365746
I'm determined to procrastinate so if people care enough for me to try again I wil

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Wow, I've been lazy getting to this one. Better late than never, eh?

Tinman here, your friendly neighborhood automaton! Specializing in sweet talk, and BFE!

Some links from the last thread (Because I haven't gotten around to making new stuff...)

First up! Just some kissin' (Thanks again to whomever requested this in the last thread!)

"3 Minutes In Heaven"

http://chirb.it/PN3qOO

[SFW] [Kissing] [Request]


Next, an improv about meeting your boyfriend's circle of friends for the first time.

"Meeting the Boys"

http://chirb.it/xE348B

[SFW] [Improv] [BFE] [Sweet] [Kisses]


And some wonderful cosy breakfast-y improv

"The Best Damn Waffles"

http://chirb.it/Iga7Ps

[SFW] [Improv] [BFE] [Cuddling] [Feeding] [Breakfast]
Lastly! Something entirely different!

My NSFW Cluedo scene! High-Concept is my middle name!

"Mr. Tin, In the Library, with the Candlestick"

http://chirb.it/b1yddf

[NSFW] [Romantic] [Perfect Strangers] [Wax Play] [Sex] [Multiple Endings!]
That's all for now! As always I love requests, and I'm willing to try out just about anything! So don't hesitate to ask!

I'm usually over in the Discord server if you want to say hello or ask something in private, so come on over!

'Till next time!

-Tinman

>>24365267
Your voice is so soothing and relaxing. Thank you :)

>>24365746
It was a nice first rec. Unfortunately, there is a problem with the file. I couldn't listen to everything. :( I would like to hear more about your stay in Hong Kong :) Welcome to /msa/!

>>24365752
Good job :)

>>24365951
*swoons* I've been waiting for this post...<3

>>24363634
I'm glad :) and even though some don't comment on MSA I notice from my views that I have several regular listeners which is really motivating ^^

Here's in celebration of 500 views! 30s to Mars - Closer to the Edge

https://soundcloud.com/doitus/30-seconds-to-mars-closer-to-the-edge-cover

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Two uploads at once, both of which I'm not content with...

http://chirb.it/txmc0z

Spanking Improv - I kinda wanted it to be a JOI improv... but I got RUDELY interrupted by my polish neighbors (Blitzkrieg soon).


http://chirb.it/ObICxm

I've got a lovely bunch of Hypocrites by Chris Ray Gun. It lacks music. Thats why I don't like this one. I couldn't find a good instrumental version of the song sooo... yeah.

>>24366467
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V3adEyAdmo

>>24366111
OHMYGOD!!!!!! I frickin' LOVE 30 Seconds to Mars and this song and YOU!!!!!!
THANK YOU!

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Bored. Fapped.

http://chirb.it/91s5bm

>>24358609
I like how quiet and relaxing these are to listen to. Thanks for putting this out there.

>>24358737
I liked your cover, but I felt like it was a little low-energy for this song.

>>24360503
Vocaroo really degrades any audio quality. And I agree with >>24360535 in that you're going way too fast. All I could glean from it emotionally was that you were annoyed and didn't want to be reading it. I suppose some people are into that?

>>24361468
I really enjoyed this read. I particularly like how slight your accent is. If you get around to reading more poems, maybe go a bit slower in the future.

>>24362157
I took a risk listening to this. I don't normally listen to untagged links, but I'm glad I did. Thank you.

>>24362426
You have that pleasant grainy quality to your voice. I hope to hear more from you, Tello (spelling?). I hope you had a very happy birthday.

>>24362540
I'm not a guy, lol. I'd like to hear more from you just talking. Imagine you're in a room with friends and talk about something you're interested in that your friend is just getting into. Things like that?

>>24363163
I'm not sure there's a discernible difference in quality here, but I'm not listening that closely in all fairness. I'd like to hear you talk about your day. What you did and how you felt, mostly. Demonstrate your emotional depth.

>>24365267
Your recording was very sharp and somewhat grating. Is there any way you could move back from your mic or dampen/soften your audio? Your reading was very level and well-paced. Thank you.

>>24365746
Conversely, could you move closer to your mic and try and normalize/remove the noise? I had a hard time hearing your voice. Your accent is very attractive.

>>24365752
Oh wow, I was very pleasantly surprised by the emotive qualities of this recording. You did a very good job expressing the fear in this piece. Thank you for putting this out there.

>>24365951
Your BFE is amazing. Looking forward to new content with bated breath. :D

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Bumping from 9 with a poetry request.

>>24367513
>I'm not a guy, lol. I'd like to hear more from you just talking. Imagine you're in a room with friends and talk about something you're interested in that your friend is just getting into. Things like that?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AEiUaXhROD

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>>24368517
gave it a go. May do a rambling of my day and all too.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M8qbaKm913

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>>24368995
Did the rambling. I have been drinking a bit so apologies if a slur a few words in there. Didn't listen to it back.

http://chirb.it/5c2qdk

Also I'm more keen on chirb.it because it doesn't sacrifice quality likes vocaroo does.

This Brit again >>24365746

To make up for my first recording going to shit I swapped to chirbit and recorded my favorite poem, as appose to the fake favorite I tell people to impress them.

Jaberwocky: http://chirb.it/btpP80

>>24368628
Omg, hahaha. You're so funny and charismatic in this. I hope you stick around. Maybe join us on Discord. :3
If not, at least do more like this! I had a great time listening.

>>24368995
This was really nice. The power behind your voice is lovely.

>>24369025
So there is a performer here who would give us 40+ minute rambles, so don't worry about going on for a long time. I find myself agreeing with your opinions for the most part. You were really nice to listen to, even if you didn't exactly talk about your day much. It was cute. (Do guys like being called cute?) Heh.

>>24369608
This was an interesting performance! Your audio could use some noise reduction. Any interest in learning about that?

>>24370152
I'll take interesting.

I'll also take any advice you've got about noise reduction, though I'm using my laptop mic so idk how useful it will be.

>>24370168
http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0

>>24370175
Much obliged

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Hey it's Apollo again here's some content.

>>24370649
http://chirb.it/2y1AJk

>>24357535
http://chirb.it/0wm9MI

>>24370152
>Maybe join us on Discord.

I wish I knew how. I keep reading that there are cams and voice chat but am utterly retarded in this newfangled web shite.

>>24370649

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RooQIH6lXl

>>24370950
The link to the discord is here
>>24344678

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>>24370649
http://chirb.it/a2E5f3

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>>24370649
Hope you like it, make sure to listen to the whole thing. Thanks!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XDtU6eCj2L

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pUhIIoZsUs

if clean singing is considered sexy to anyone

>>24371227
why was this hot.
I need help
>>24372353
Woah.

>>24347364
*SCREAMS*
SPOOKY HERE THANK YOU FOR POSTING THESE

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>>24347364
I should have posted this when I thanked you but
uhhhh
if anyone wants to read these here are the scripts. <3
http://pastebin.com/kJvwdk5E

Ok, been out for a while because I've just not been feeling it, but here goes...

>>24357535
>Calm Are The Mornings by Marisa B Crane
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Calm-Are-The-Mornings-by-Marisa-B-Crane

>>24368517
>Sonnet XVIII by Pablo Neruda
>Because tumblr can occasionally be a bit stupid with famous poetry, decided to look it up to double check that it was Sonnet XVIII, found it was only half of it, so did the whole thing.
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Sonnet-XVIII-by-Pablo-Neruda

-Helion

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I Like My Body When It Is With Your (Body), E. E. Cummings

Ok, I got a chance to record this afternoon, and as such I finally recorded this SI script I wrote.

>You've Been Teasing All Day SI Script
>Script: http://pastebin.com/ETNxT2K1
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Youve-Been-Teasing-All-Day-SI-Script

Also, some song lyrics as a stab at the BFE thing that's so trendy (me being fucking useless at coming up with an improv or script for that, that isn't directed at a specific person)

>Reading of Can You Feel The Love Tonight by Tim Rice (sung by Elton John)
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Reading-of-Can-You-Feel-The-Love-Tonight-by-Tim-Rice-sung-by-Elton-John

>>24373932
>I Like My Body When It Is With Your Body by E. E. Cummings
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/I-Like-My-Body-When-It-Is-With-Your-Body-by-E-E-Cummings

And finally, a stupid little thing I recorded in the course of a conversation with someone on the discord.

>Good Girl short improv
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Good-Girl-short-improv

I hope people enjoy as always, I am going to go find something to soothe my throat. :)

-Helion

I rly like how this one turned out! I think I need to find more songs from Passenger :)

https://soundcloud.com/doitus/passenger-all-the-little-lights-cover

-Doitus

>>24374618

>tumblr bump poem 24092016.mp3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s178UtlZguTH

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>>24373932
http://chirb.it/eLp2M0

>>24374618
http://chirb.it/fOLwbe

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qckbX7f27z

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rgD0IjmeBm

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>>24354736
h-how could a voice be so cute...

Dropping by with my occasionally successful fetish request! Will some kind soul please answer these questions? :)

Are you ticklish? How ticklish?

What is your most ticklish spot?

What is the worst tickling you ever endured as a kid?

What is the worst tickling you ever endured as a grown-ass man?

This thread is gold when you are having an anxiety attack. Just load up a bunch of random people's rambles about things. It's like having a person in the room who you don't have to tell not to worry about you!

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>>24378862
It's all gonna be daijobou~

>>24378880
Thank you, Luger!

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https://clyp.it/s1ezxhme

Just read what I had on hand. I altered some of it though for obvious reasons

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F5cPMvTUif

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>>24379793
>>24379857
>>24379878

Because we don't have Men's issues. We have a jewish problem. And that one needs to be fixed.

>>>/pol/

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>>24379857

>>24380932
<3 u bb

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>>24381370

>>24378095
>>24355421
:3 you're too sweet

>>24378129
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SLgc6uj11N

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>>24380932
>>24381376
Damn Lugie boy, i'm coming back here for a second after all this time and you're still at it with the kikes?
>implying you would have fangirls
Pshaw.

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>>24382082
http://chirb.it/Hhc3yJ

>>24382167
How cute

Elegant Tendie poetry

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cLvgK1BEpb

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>>24382735

>>24382735
>>24382737
'There's a lot more to ogres than people think. Ogres are like onions. Onions have layers, ogres have layers, onions have layers. You get it, we both have layers.'

>>24382754
:^(

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>>24382737
Apollo here with my latest single: a beautiful cover of these gorgeous lyrics.

http://chirb.it/J8zgxs

>>24378145
I'll indulge you, Hope this is what you wanted

>https://clyp.it/0fia0jpl

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Hey, I'm new to MSA, but have been meaning to try posting for a while, I answered the questions for new boys but I fear I rambled on for too long, I might try to do a shorter version, but I'm putting up the full one for now, please let me know if any ladies want to hear more from me, I'm happy to take requests/answer more specific questions!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KjZsyRN1cs
(pic is just one I like, it's not me or anything)

>>24385198
You're super adorable, I could listen to you ramble for hours.
Especially during the points where you were getting aroused.

I hope you stick around for a while.

>>24383026
haha this was so fun :)

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"We Wear the Mask" by Paul Laurence Dunbar request

>>24348367
well, i recorded my cat snoring with a stethoscope mic. you might need a subwoofer!

https://soundcloud.com/mjcrecordings/cat-snore

>>24373192
>>24374015
>>24374820
Yey for some Neruda! Your voice is so soothing. :) I always enjoy your poetry readings.
Wow...I do love a good teasing. Oh my. Thank you for that! Last, but definitely not least, the two magic words... "Good girl". Jesus...

>>24386515
This was amazing!

Bump from the ninth

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T35KdXHZbh

>>24386515
Omg, thank you so much!!!! I love this!

>>24386515
>https://soundcloud.com/mjcrecordings/cat-snore
First of all thank you for this. Where can I find a stethoscope mic like yours for recording my heartbeat or cats snoring?

So i've done a recording and am trying the noise reduction trick on Audacity. It gets rid of the noise but makes it sound like i'm underwater.

What do?

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>>24386248
http://chirb.it/Jwc389

>>24388538
Don't use noise reduction, pretty much. Or lessen the severity of how much it's removed.
I can usually only put it at 11. But sometimes, you can do it at a low number a few times (separately, by using a new noise profile each time) before it starts sounding robot-y.
A lot of the time, any use of the noise reduction tool affects the sound of my voice too much, so I just leave it alone. If someone doesn't like it they can go fuck themselves or download it and try to fix it themselves. :P

>>24388825

In which case here's >>24368517, featuring a dude hammering some poles in the background.

http://chirb.it/4zs7vh

>>24386248
>We Wear The Mask by Paul Laurence Dunbar
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/We-Wear-The-Mask-by-Paul-Laurence-Dunbar

-Helion

>>24388600
This was really good. I love your voice! Keep 'em coming :p

>>24388880
aww. That was a nice performance of the poem :) I thought the background noise would be worse desu.

>>24389079
Another great recording Mr. Helion! Thanks :D

Hey. I need a confidence boost and some reassurance. Cuddles and kisses are appreciated. Thanks in advance :)

Still learning to play the whole song.
https://clyp.it/5dhhdqjf

>>24389261
I'm a bit of an audiophile so it'll never be perfect for me.

Thanks for the compliment, I mainly reccorded to see if audacity works. Poems scare me a bit since people normally expect so much emotion from a reading. I tried >>24386248 and it did not go well :P

>>24389282
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bt68CfeXjp

>>24386248
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xyqKucD4Lp

I've been so spoiled. All these rousing readings with *shivers* accents. Eeeeeep! happy. :)

>>24389079
This was fucking BRILLIANT, Helion. So good. Damn, I need to do some content catch-up ASAP.

>>24388600
>http://chirb.it/Jwc389
Thank you! This was great! It's been a while since I visited, but I like your voice and reading quite a bit.

>>24389728
Thank you! Ah, I love all the different takes on lyric verse.

>>24389261
>>24390423

Thanks you two. :)

Fun fact, that was the first take, no warm up, never seen the poem before. Maybe I should be recording more poems under such conditions. :P

>>24374061
I liked this one, too. I wasn't familiar with Passenger before, but I think your voice and strumming style is well-suited to their music!

>>24383026
OMG. Went straight from giggling at your post to laughing at this gem of a recording. Thanks, Apollo!

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Hey, misery loves company, so I sang a line from "Fried Rice".

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RLFngQHhks

Bumping from the NINTH... Good thing I woke up when I did I guess.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i3kg6QwmDI

-Helion

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>>24390423
I was told my accent would be an aphrodisiac overseas but I've been abroad for a month and haven't had a single compliment ;_;

I other news, I did the questions again. This time without broken as fuck audio (still a bit too much background noise for my liking but I don't see how i can make that better)

Enjoy my inane bullshit!

http://chirb.it/EtOgBr

>>24393216
Very cute, your ideal day makes you sound 208% more British

wouldsnuggleandvidyawith/10

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>>24393801
http://chirb.it/IOxrJB

There. Now go back to whatever irradiated rock you live under.

>>24393779
>cute

Stop it anon, you'll make me blush

here's my disease ridden self, butchering a cheesy song your "enjoyment" :
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06glI1tWNdk
Can you tell I'm having trouble breathing? :>

>>24395106
*for your

>>24395106
Uhm, this was really good
pls.
The part around 2:39 or so where you stop and like laugh at yourself was super cute.
and the ending 10/10

This is not going to be sexy and it will have a poor, non-decent voice in it. You've been warned.

For the friends in MSA and FSA
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sPEvKTVPyF

>>24395257
Thank you! This was the first time I ever recorded myself. :)
I'll have go at "yoshimi battles the pink robobts" tomorrow.

>>24395479
*have a go at
It is clearly time for me to sleep now

>>24385198
Perfect ramble audio. Thanks!

>>24395106
This is sooo good! More please!

>>24395366
This was really sweet :)
Also wh-what accent is this?

So how does the thread feel about people just posting? There aren't many requests going but I kinda wanna read some Keats since I'm in the sappy mood, but I dont wanna shit up the thread with unwanted Keatsian Verse

>>24397520

This is me btw, >>24393216, apparently powercut ='s id change.

>>24397520
>>24397529
You can post whatever you want :) You don't need to wait for requests!

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>>24344225
>Dirty talk
>>24344519
>Guten morgen, Guten Tag or Guten abend!
>>24345907
>>24395366
>This is not going to be sexy
>>24396808

The sexiest dirty talk I've heard recently was this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4obeqaxhRs

and this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUyDcGSMPEQ

>>24397520
Do it. You'll do much better here if you're self powering. thumbsup.jpg

So I did a reading of my favorite Keats.

Couldn't do it justice, but I'm sure someone will get a kick out of hearing me trying and failing to be dramatic. Doing this reminded me how out of practice I am when it comes to acting, I should get back into it so I don't embarrass myself :P

http://chirb.it/8aChBy

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Heyo /MSA/

Would anyone feel like lending me a voice for a small monologue I'm trying to include in a song?

I've been striving to create an album based on tales from the past/present/future, and right now the topic I'm most interested in is the Tower of Babylon.

There's this little piece of audio I took from a documentary, but it's distorted as fuck and has a lot of background noise, so TL;DR: I need someone to do a similar job with it so I can easily manipulate it.

Hope someone's in the mood for it.

Saludo, amigo.

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>>24397720
Well how about you post a link to it you fucking beaner.

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>>24397720
Sure, if you post it.

>>24397302
I'm glad you found it sweet. Should be a mixture of English, Italian and German by now. :)

>>24398022
>>24398116
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TVR1isZMat

thought I was gonna be ignored desu

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>>24398258
Nah, MSA is slow man. Would've been nice if you had transcribed it. I can do it tomorrow if you want.

>>24398301
Oh, sorry.

Thought it'd be more useful to hear it in context, to get a hold of the type of narrative I was looking for.
Here it is, hope I got it right, english ain't my mother tongue.

"By recreating supernatural phenomena using the latest technology, and by decoding the words of The Bible itself, the forgotten technologies of this holy land are re-examined.

Ancient discoveries are investigating lost science for thousands of years.

The miracles described in the Holy Bible were taken genuine in every detail, but in modern times, the literal accuracy of the text has been questioned. Many believe that the stories are symbolic.

The meanings are enshrined in truth, but the details are sometimes exaggerated or embellished. But maybe the words of the scriptures are more accurate than some now believe."

>>24395257
keeping my promise
https://clyp.it/cbgwmeno
The first minute is kind of terrible, but it was hard as fuck to hold those higher notes with my cold :/

>>24398998
This was also really good!

I loved the like laugh at the end too.

plskeepthemcomingiloveyou

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>>24398373
http://chirb.it/6tEhqn

>>24399383
that's pretty awesome, thank you!

>>24399383
>>24399409

is it possible to download the file, btw? I'm not familiar with the platform

>>24399483
nvm, sorted it
voice is clean af, and it's got great room for processing, thanks a lot senpai

Bumping from the tenth, and I'm not awake enough to post some content.

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>>24399526
Be sure to post your thingy when you're done.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rOZDqdWzr8

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Idk if people would remember me but yo thread. Seems like nothings changed too much.

Here's a thing I recorded:
http://chirb.it/EyvNpN
It's whispery and fappy and dirty talky and yeah. Enjoy. Or don't.

Good to see some new faces around here. Hope everyone's been well.

>>24391258
Thanks my loyal fan :3

Another song of my liking murdered or differently appreciated, depending on the POV : P Trying to move from strumming to plucking without vocals suffering

https://soundcloud.com/doitus/radiohead-no-surprises-cover

Any requests for a German guy?

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http://chirb.it/47tvKA

УPAAAA

Katyusha - English text by Luger

/r/ someone asking why I have the patience to deal with my negligent/asshole bf

bonus points for romantic offers ect

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>>24402371
http://chirb.it/kAtHFK

>>24352968
Simeon to periodically get off with me via Skype. I love auditory stimulation and I'm also, like, such a giver!

>>24353532
Take the plunge, honey bunny

>>24354220
Hey!

>>24354611
Not bait, and you also fucking BUTCHERED definitely. Dead in the ground, my goodness

Also, it's my birthday :)

>>24402612
Oop, Skype is babygirl666_

does anyone have a super gruff thing to read? Im trying to perfect an orc voice for a dnd thing

I think I may have found it out
this is ome orc speak shit and rambling
http://chirb.it/5B00A0

-Suro

Morning Bump from the eighth

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nh2iipHTAU

-Helion

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>>24344225
>>24344519
>Guten morgen, Guten Tag or Guten abend
>>24353716
>>24345907
>>24403705
>does anyone have a super gruff thing to read?

This is pretty gruff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TvSiYu8z2M

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>>24404774
Oy vey goyim! REMOVE THIS! THIS IS ANUDDA SHOAH!

>>24401830
Oh shiiiiiiiit he's back <3

Right, time for another bump from the eighth

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cUtCTfyJ4P

Come on people, lets be seeing your requests, reading your scripts and hearing your performances.

-Helion