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>camping with family and 3 other families
>see childhood kid I used to fuck with (made him say his kilt was "a skirt, not a dress!")

>parents let us all drink even though we were 18 and under
>qt girls flirting with me
>go for the shorter, blonde one
>eat her out, fuck her etc.
>afterwards she we share childhood stories
>tell her of how I fucked with him as a kid
>she tells me he has a huge thing for her, and has for like 5 or 6 years

I could barely hold in my laughter, and my sides were hurting

>asks if I want to see something hilarious
>we go walk to his tent
>middle of night, he's already asleep
>she goes in his tent
>lays next to him
>"hey baby, you awake?"
>'o-oh, hey'
>"what were you dreaming about?"
>'nothing. wh-what are you doing?'
>"dont you like it when I cuddle with you?"
>'yeah well of course... but I thought.. hey, who's that? is that anon?'
at this point I bursted out laughing
>'what's going on?'
>"don't worry about it, just go back to sleep"
>'ok'

she got out and we walked back to the campfire
I'm honestly surprised I didn't trip or some shit. it was dark and we were pretty drunk

>>24336122
Fuck, that's pretty hot man. Good story

>>24336057
Let me state that I'm not actually into this fetish but I'm constantly horny and it's a fairly easy way to get laid.

I go on Craigslist making an ad saying that I have a bbc (only 7x5, and it's barely 7 in x 5 in). Some ask for dick pics, and I just say I usually don't send pics. I also live in a rural college town, which helps because there isn't as much competition.

So the first couple I met at a restaurant, the dude paid, and I followed them back to their house (which in retrospect is stupid, don't do it anons) which was in the middle of nowhere and I couldn't get any phone reception. I thought it was going to be just me playing with her but he started kissing her and I ended up going down on her, and he would kiss her sometimes while I was fucking her. After I came, I awkwardly sat there as he ate her out. It was more of his fetish it seemed, which was wierd. I went home then went to the bars and didn't set up another meet up.

>>24336862
Another couple I met off of there we talked off and on for a while but never met up. The guy was pretty adamant about meeting up, and we finally met in a rural mountain after midnight (still sketchy but I could get reception so I didn't feel as bad). She didn't really want to kiss either and she straight up took off my pants and started sucking my dick. It was really good head and I was seconds from cumming when they said I could either cum in her mouth or her pussy. I chose pussy (again anons use protection). I practically came as soon as I put it in. This wouldn't have been so bad if the guy didn't record it. They were pretty nice though and she said that if I was ever stressed during midterms or finals I could come see them. They texted me the next day but I was out with a friend so I didn't respond.

>>24336057
The idea of humiliating a fat, balding, sunburnt, middle aged suburbanite cuck with a micropenis by putting a dog collar on a leash around his neck and having him get on all fours while he barks, pants and drools, tongue hanging out cartoonishly and trailing ropes of manbitch slobber all over the floor while I caress, kiss and finger his wife who so longs for the touch of a real man is one I've taken a liking to recently. Taking careful effort not to get erect yet, his wife dons a strapon as I beckon the pseudo canine cuck over to my flaccid crotch which he then laps my testicles and dick wildly like a dehydrated bulldog from soft to diamond while his wife industrially and forcibly pounds his pasty hairless ass with the speed and force of a jackhammer. The look on his face as his colon is penetrated by his loving wife is one of complete shamelessness and obvious ecstasy as he growls playfully, shaking his head in every direction as his flabby, white ham tongue is flailing through the air flinging spit all over my inner thighs and the sides of the as it now uncontrollably reaching as far as it can from his small mouthed idiot smile bordered by the white-haired square goatee standing out against the lobster red of his skin which he so religiously trims as it is how he lies to himself that. His rabid tongue-lust for my cock is evident in his tiny penis standing rock solid at 3 inches after Viagra, and his wife sees the towering might of my 11-inch Aryan Thundersausage and is filled with smug excitement as a waterfall gushes forth from her fields below the leather bound sex toy for the first time in her marriage to the glistening crimson animal which she continued to pound, her well aged, supple breasts bouncing in time to the sub- infant penis and testiscles hanging from the dad bod made soft by so much cubicle work that was convulsing in more pleasure than it thought it could experience only if well hung black men were in the positions I and his elated wife

>>24336122
That's just being an asshole.

>>24337039
Con't
now occupied. His wife was elated and her expression of pure smug satisfaction is such a beautiful foil to the animal in the form of the quintessential sedated castrated American corn-fed football-watching self-loathing husk of a housebroken man given purpose through making the man whom his wife needs the seed of within her prepared for the task by way of manically smothering it with his disgustingly wet lilac mouth muscle which savors every taste of my previous conquests that he can't even fathom as they accumulate secondhand in a puddle on the floor. As my member is sufficiently prepped and ready for the deed, I grab the excitable manbitchpig by his shining cranium in order to cease his insatiable and chaotic tounging of my pubic region. Pushing him back, the lady's twelve inch strapon is pushed as he lets out a long loud moan like the belt of a Holstein cow which elicits a deep chuckle as it slides out carrying with it flecks of last nights TV Dinner. Unable to speak in human words, the slobbering, distasteful animal which fathered two failed offspring destined for a lifetime of cuckslavery moves aside as I take the lady of the night in my arms and observe her pristine alabaster skin in the florescent lights, cupping her breasts which become more firm and youthful as her husband embraces his servile animalistic nature and prostrates himself with no dignity before the superior true man. The woman's hair glows around the edges like the sun, and has been elegantly disheveled in such a way that her piercing, yet gentle and overflowing with lust for the first time in her life of disappointing love with the epitome of a dickless doormat who cares only about television sports and groveling for food and for her to please that the nub that she doesn't even feel, and seeing my square-jawed broad shouldered profile as I slid my throbbing cock saturated with the cuck's mouth fluids into her flower now pulsating with desire and life came the euphoria on what

>>24337151
cont.
this mother turned maiden had been deprived of all this time. She physically changed at that moment into a picture of divine feminity as the mother at the age of forty regained the angelic glow of a maiden at twenty yet unsullied by the disappointment that is the American Flouridated cubicle pigdog, and instead had felt for the first time, a MAN. Meanwhile, the sweaty red flabcuck, tongue still lolling uncontrollably from a mouth which could no longer produce words and had regressed to grunts and wheezes upon fully devoting himself to his roll as manbitch of this house, watched in anticipation and casually relieved himself of the last weeks gorgings converted from processed chemical byproducts thanks to the old lady's silicon member dislodging the inorganic matter from his intestinal walls. As befitting this indignant creature, he sniffed the matter he had been processing while he still assumed he was a sovereign man. Determining that it was edible, he began eating it with abandon, and he loved it. I had not to give more than a small tug on the leash to goad him towards cleaning my rear end with his canine tounge that so effectively allowed my diamond sword to reveal the pure and hallowed maiden beneath the broken crone. I thrusted and thrusted as the cuck went hog wild on my anal crevice, his slurps and snorts contrasting with the flaxen-haired waif beneath my heaving ripped chest emitting the sweetest, most breathy moans that could have only come directy from heaven. We locked eyes and saw the glory of God in each others eyes, and all of this ethereal transecendence of the physical act of procreation being as a window to the divine would not have been made possible had not our faithful man-swine willingly given up his humanity in pursuit of a sexual fetish which turned him into a pitiful groveling animal basting in it's own bodily fluids. This slob was the catalyst that allowed me and his wife to become the incarnate divine masculine and feminine

>>24337283
cont.
joining together in eternal harmony. The cuckdog with the genitals of an infant and no longer having control of his oral functions, now serving the process of the cuckening currently in progress, he cleaned in and around the other side of my digestive system. His meticulously trimed goatee became brown and caked with fecal matter as his tiny penis became so erect that he simply couldn't take it anymore and he mounted me as I was still deeply implanted in the mistress becoming a postmodern Venus. I would have collapsed underneath his massive burger-reinforced frame had the strength of the White Tiger of Shambala not been gifted to me by my late father before he departed to other planes in search of the one who could defeat the fallen Archangel of the False Israelites. In the climatic moment where I become one with the sacrificial vessel of all beauty and good below me, and the unhinged beast of flesh and filth who became the sacrificial mandog in pursuit of masochistic cummies, our forms joined together and a mighty roar rang out which shook the foundations of the earth and knocked over a plastic houseplant in the corner of the room. The blade borne of Heaven cracked and rent through both Earth and Hell in the form of an unbreakable diamond thunderbolt joining the three as the former mortals became the Vajra itself through not intention of their own. As the son of the couple returned home from school and witnessed this diamond thunderbolt piercing through his clapboard Mcmansion like the cry of the all-seeing falcon as he witnesses the Tundra from on high. The boy who did not choose for his parents to be hedoists who unintentionally usher in the cataclysm which marks the end of and epoch because they happened to set up a threesome with a physical descendant of the Archangel Michael as Shiva the Destroyer without caring because some soccer mom's faggot husband wanted to act like a bitch and be emasculated beyond reason

>>24337039
what is this wall of neckbeardism