ROAST ME thread Didn't see one in the catalog, I'm

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OKay here's me
take ur best shot fukers

>>24290979
Your workspace looks as good as your fashion sense.

>>24290988
that's a number not a roast fivehead mcfilter, your golden retriever intuition is probably what led you to buy that stupid-ass cow shirt
>>24290990
POST THINE PIC COWARD

>>24290988
Nice contacts, MJ.

>>24291029
Don't tell anything about my shirt since you have a really shitty style taste. I don't understand some stupid things in 4chan cause english is not my first language. I thought that roast me = rate me, but thank you for explain faggot.

>>24291070
lel must be better than urs since i didn't delete my pic
coward
next

>>24290979
ur thumb looks a little weird, i guess

>>24290979
Your hair looks fucking stupid, that matched with your outdated lame looking lumberjack shirt makes you come across as a hillbilly imbred farmhand fuck. Also

>>24291082
Hahah, nice try. I wanted to be rated, not roasted. Bye bye agressive kid.

>>24291085
ur eyebrows are caterpillars m8

>>24291088
ok i didn't mean any insults i just wanted to roast ppl, no hard feelings

>>24291085
>>24291093
LMFAO yes, ples keep going
post a pic lemme roast u back

>>24290972
You look like Rosie O'Donnell and the lead singer of Blink-182 had a child that was put up for adoption and raised by reformed Mormon's. Honest to Christ, the deformed kangaroo on your hat probably has a better love life than you. Don't worry though, things will get better for you once your eyebrows come out their cocoons and fly away.

>>24291192 cont.
Wait a fucking minute. Who still throws up peace signs? Did you take that picture in 1997? Are you still hanging on to grunge? Is that why you're wearing that shirt? Dude, hate to tell you this but Cobain is dead, (spoilers) he killed himself. You should take some notes maybe.

I kid of course, if you killed yourself, your Etsy shop would never get off the ground. Does your grandma help you do your crafting or is it your little sister?

>>24291192
> the deformed kangaroo on your hat
it's a surfer lol

I'll post a pic after I shower and whatnot

>>24290979
I can't tell if you're a male or a female

>>24291192
>>24291219

Now that... That is roasting.
Well played sir!

>>24290979
I don't know where to start... im not even sure what your pronouns are. You look like Mama June and Piglet had nasty sex and then you came out. Your head is so round that i could use it as a wheel, even your hand is ugly as fuck i mean even if you have the lumberjack shirt i bet you are not one; there's no excuse for having those hands. You don't even have lips and your nose looks like a man showing off his arms and back. Your eyebrows are shitty af fix them olease they look like my garden. You are nasty and your place is nasty as well

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>>24291242
Where the fuck is the surfer????? It looks like a squirrel made out of sticks

>>24291192
Savage

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ROAST ME UNTIL I CRY

>>24294652
Your taste of music isn't the same as mine. Roasted.
Your skin has a darker complexion than some people. Boom.
Because of your skin colour, I automatically thought you are probably a bit more violent and angrier than me. Ouch.
You're tall. Roasted.
Is that a trash bin or a sink? I can't tell. Rekt.

>>24294652
nigger :^)

>>24292931
Thank you.
>>24294552
Had to teach some people how it's done. Standyby for round two

>>24294652
I'd would but frankly it looks you've been crying already. Maybe you should read some of the inspirational quotes you've decorated your bathroom with, then go write some shitty grunge core ballads to feel better about yourself.

By they way, when did you steal that hat from Tiger Woods, when he slept over that one time and asked you to call him 'Uncle Tiger'? On a related note, say hi to your mom for me.

You really are something though, I've never seen such a schizophrenic picture. It's like you can't decide if you want to grow up to be James Hetfeld, Paul Bunyan or Martha Stewart.

I will say you have excellent lips. I bet they look great wrapped around your boyfriend's cock.

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Roast me!