ayy time for another /stoner/ thread. bake and relax with me

>>24288416
Who is this semen demon?

>>24288422
I would also like to know this...

I wanna smoke and cuddle the shit out of her...

I haven't had any cannabis today unfortunately...

Maybe in a little bit...

Been smoking all day. Advice. Drop a girl immediately if she gives you an ultimatum to get her something. Made that mistake for a while, and am still paying for it.

>>24288416
As soon as you're high I would fuck you like you had the craziest daddy issues ever. Like I would ruin you.

>>24288416
Hi, you're really cute I don't smoke weed but here's life advice. The hardest part of most things is starting to do them, initiating a conversation, starting to learn a new skill, anything. So you should take initiative and even if you start slow if youstay with it in time it will be worth it. You can't be discouraged or quit when it gets hard, preserve and watch as you grow into the person you want to be. Also be kind, too many people aren'tkind or mindful. It feels great to help people.

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>>24288422
>>24288431
it's dat succubus
O Shit Whaddup
>>24288454
light it up senpai! Kick back w me
>>24288467
Yeayeayea
I need to better learn to drop toxic people in general
Hope you can work things out for yourself tho b!!
>>24288472
daddy kong

>>24288472
>like you had the craziest daddy issues ever
>like
kek

>>24288416
Be kind, push hard and belive that you're the best but that you can be better. Life is almost automatic. Tell more about your background.

>>24288492
Wowee you're actually the one in the picture. Love your hair and glasses, so cute.

I'm in the same boat with toxic people. Just have a hard time separating myself from them because I put everyone before myself, am too forgiving of people, and am so lonely I put up with their shit.

But damn I still wanna cuddle you so hard.

>>24288492
I am your daddy girl. I don't wanna take over the thread talking about how I'd fuck you like a bitch in heat, bet I fucking would though. I'm fucking smoking

>>24288493
>Implying that's not what I want

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Sup OP. Mind if I lie my head in your lap as I toke?

Advice: give no fucks.

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>>24288492
Brehs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnKmHY6F7ds

This song plus weed is Ascension into heaven

>>24288492
Tits maybe?

I just did 2 big dabs n i feel like im flyin rn @___@

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>>24288416
Our specie itself is fascination, from the most depraved sociopath to the most philanthropic soul, we're all the same specie. This haunting truth occupies my entirety to both my chagrin as well as my delight.

I thought I'd share this with you, OP. I hope you enjoyed reading it. Also, this photo spoke to me.

I'm just not quite sure what it said to me beyond one word ... contrast.

Smoking FLO out of Colorado tonight, I'll hang in this thread for a bit.

Isn't the entire sub-25 U.S. a /stoner/ thread?

Is there a /Pure for the Sun/ thread available, or maybe an official /US Sunbros/ Discord?

>>24288416
Haven't smoked in three months because I've been in Africa. I have enough for one bowl, but I'm waiting to smoke it once I reunite with my best friend in a couple days.

But some good stoner advice that I've learned from many meditative, introspective smoke sessions alone in bed at like 3am:

>nothing and no one is better or worse than anything or anyone else. Just different.

>observe, don't impose. you don't always know what's best/right.

>you deserve the love you're always trying to give everyone else.

Always spread love, ego is overrated, say yes to ice cream, take deep breaths, live gently. Just live and prosper, ya cute lil chickie. Pot is the most beautiful gift. You'll do fine in life if you respect it.

>>24288539
i have no idea what you just said dude

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>>24288600
That's okay, you don't need to. Smoke on fellow human, smoke on. Or dab, or edible .. whichever method of ingestion you prefer.

It's all good.

>>24288492
I was trying to not totally focus on this but you're outrageously attractive. Like not just your figure but your face and hair and glasses and your personality, I've lurked these threads on and off, you're cool.

I tried CBD oil tonight in my girls Vape...didn't have the effect I thought it would...I guess I'm sticking to the plant.

And yes OP is very sexy!

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>>24288476
Yes I agree w this! I've always been super reluctant to start things or do what makes me slightly uncomfortable, but after pushing myself I realize if really does pay off. Kindness is also super important yeah, although it shouldn't come hand in hand w softness. I've always been trying to be the best person I can be, and have been stepped on in the past because of it. I learned that I have stand up for myself; I can't help everyone.
>>24288500
Don't know if you're asking me for my background or if you're staying that people should. If it's the latter I agree; I think that honesty and openess is very important; communication is the key to pretty much anything.
>>24288510
Thank you b! I really love this hair color as well; just was using up old dye from high school. As mentioned in first blurb, there's a difference between kindness and letting people walk over you.
Ye let's cuddle tho; I just want to fall asleep in this thread.
>>24288513
Nah I'm 2vanilla 4 that. Kinky but not that Kinky.
>>24288520
Sure pham I'll massage your scalp.
>>24288521
breh
>>24288529
I'm so overwhelmed whenever I get music reccomendations. I'll put this on backlog but no promises I'll listen to it.
>>24288530
Nah not today b.
>>24288532
Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away.
>>24288539
The contrast in that photo is amazing.
Is there any species quite as diverse as humans? Maybe fish. So much of the ocean is left untouched; I bet there's super fucking intelligent life in there. Octopi themselves are already becoming intimidatingly smart.
Thanks for sharing tho b, glad you're kicking it w me.
>>24288581
I am not sure what this is saying; I'm a summerfag so I have no idea. Sorry b.

Comment became too long after next reply; will continue in next post.

>>24288539
Where in CO? I grew up in The Springs. Oh, how I miss home, even with the invasion of the shitty transplant Californians.

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>>24288671
Thank you for the compliment on my photograph. I agree about the potential of the ocean, it's one of the few bastions our specie is aware of but has yet to fully explore. I'd love to pilot a submersible into the Mariana Trench one day before my life expires.

>>24288683
I live in the Denver metro area.

>>24288671
>I've always been trying to be the best person I can be, and have been stepped on in the past because of it. I learned that I have stand up for myself; I can't help everyone.
That's great that you try, some people don't. I believe showing kindness and support is worth the risks of being burnt because sometimes you help someone and it means the world to them. I've been used/hurt before and it sucks but that's on them I'm going to keep on being good and doing good.

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>>24288589
Africa!! That's so fucking cool. Thank you for the advice though! I appreciate it immensely. I went to the doctor a week ago and it was this woman who was covering while my reg soc was on vacauton; she tried telling me that pot would rot my brain out and that it's just a temporary fix to larger problems; was giving me all these BS analogies. Made me feel horrible. Pot has helped me so much; I used to be p emotionally unstable, it's just become a meditation for me and helps me to sort myself out. I don't know where I would be if I didn't smoke tbqh.
>>24288629
Thank you b, that means a lot. I'm trying to become a more confident person, but my anxiety is always drawing me back and telling me I'm not good enough. Really appreciate this.
>>24288655
What kind of effect did it give?
>>24288696
That sounds lovely. I've always wanted to do marine biology. I just can't face all of the money and studying that has to go into it, though.
>>24288705
That's true, I try not to give up on people. But if the person is being extremely toxic and manipulative towards you, sometimes you just have to let then go.

>>24288739
Money is easy to obtain, maintaining focus however can often prove elusive.

If it's what you want I believe you'll find a way.

I swear, I cannot get over how fuckin hot you are. Nice tattoo, by the way. Also, what are your munchies food of choice? Nothing can beat some loaded tater tots and a burrito over here.

>>24288671
>Ye let's cuddle tho; I just want to fall asleep in this thread.

Same, now I want to just hold you and fall asleep. Like your necklace too

>>24288739
Hello again cute OP! We should have stoner threads more often. I would post a pic but it's dark af so you couldn't see me smoking anyway. I can be more active tomorrow after work :/

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i'll stick around just in case you change your mind about tits

but also, i've been thru some pretty heavy shit in the past, and developed my awareness and now on path to enlightenment.
I'll be glad if I can share anything about what helped me along my journey.

Also, the best stoner entertainment I used to like:
https://vimeo.com/beeple
http://bigblueboo.tumblr.com/
http://alteredqualia.com/ *this one*

patterns... patterns everywhere...

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>>24288671

Quick story: was on a high dose of mdma at a party, watching a girl get their hair cut, loving life.

Cute girl walks in, says "are you rolling" and starts giving me a scalp massage. She disappears into the night and I never saw her again. She was my angel. You remind me of her.

And then you nerded out about the ocean . You cool as fuh bb. <3

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>>24288776
Made me look for my trippy pics

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>>24288476
this guy is right, this is backed up by the exponential behavior of organic increments of all sorts.

Pic related. Real progress comes when you hit the curves knee.

>>24288739
Yeah some people simply are too toxic and manipulative and will drain you.

>>24288739
>but my anxiety is always drawing me back and telling me I'm not good enough. Really appreciate this.

You are good enough, period. That has nothing to do with how you look or your past, people can change for the better ( I don't know if that applies to you, I'm not trying to presume anything either). Continue tryingto do good and be good and feel good, you are really cool and have so much potential. I enjoyed talking to you, I gave you movie/ music suggestions and made small talk. Also your lips are really pretty, and I'd probably really enjoy hanging out with you and maybe snuggling.

>>24288766
And if I could throw in my 2 cents on life: Being a realist/optimistic is a good way of looking at things. Expect the worst, hope for the best. Shits gonna go wrong and people are gonna be dicks, its all in the cycle of life. Just know how to look at things, recover and move on, but most importantly, always hold on to hope.

>>24288739
I hope the fact that I keep telling you that you're pretty doesn't take away from the fact that you seem really nice and should feel good about yourselfregardless of appearance.

>>24288671
>Is there any species quite as diverse as humans?

All of them. It's like you have 100 points to spend in "evolutionary traits", per species. Of course there are better strategies and tools to make a superb species that can dominate the planet. In order to spend almost all our EPs in our mind, we had to simplify the rest of our bodies to spend less energy and still be able to eat and reproduce. This came with tools and agriculture, etc.

We seem more intricate because we are conscious of our condition, but as an animal we are, by the natures eye, the same as every other animal. We eat and we are edible.

>>24288813
>Did humans dominate the planet?
Probably, but along with mosquitoes and ants.

>Whats the most important evolutionary trait?
Beauty. The biggest gift is awareness and intelligence, but since just we humans have it, I have to say that it ISNT something "planned" to happen in terms of matter. Awareness is spiritual.

So why Beauty? Symmetry and aesthetic pleasure fascinastes us (and other animals) because the single most important vibration spectrum we have is light (probably because it travels underwater). So what pleases the eye is priority. Seducing the intelligent species by beauty made dogs, gold fishes, birds, etc, the most successful animals in nature, and they get to live pretty simple and urban lives, just like us.

>>24288739
Yeah, if you respect pot, it'll give you so much. Sounds like you're on the right path with it. Getting high should never be seen as a 'problem'. Shit, over the past year I simultaneously managed a newspaper, wrote a book about criminal justice reform, and had a job with NPR AND smoked pot every god damn day. The key was using weed respectfully as a mental health tool. It wasn't a way to escape all the chaos I was dealing with. It was a way to process it, take it all in, and learn the most I possibly could from all of it. Needless to say, I also don't know where I would be without it.

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Are you ADD? If so, read this.
This is one of my favorite subjects, and i heard this about 2 weeks ago.

The new discovery is that ADD is a gene, passed thru generations. It was linked with Nomad people. It is a Nomad gene - a biological engine, inside you, that says "be a nomad". Not a disease, not a problem, just a natural programming.

Why? Probably because genes are programmed during your parents life. If your parents feel very unpleased and unsatisfied with the society/community you live, nature will turn you into a nomad, so the species can progress instead of getting stuck in a poor environment.
This is also linked with the lately "wanderlust" explosion.

Now think about gay people taking medicine in 1920 so they can be "normal". Thats what we are doing to our kids today. We are denying our own nature, so we can put everyone into boxes and shit.

And what happens when you deny your nature? Suggested order: stress, lack of meaning, anxiety, depression, panic, psychosis, suicide.

This blew my mind off.

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Had to start taking mood stabilizers which meant I have to stop smoking almost entirely, and I was a pretty heavy, daily smoker before about 2 weeks ago

i fucking miss it, bros

>>24288899
lithium carbonate?

>>24288940
nah, not that intense

seroquel right now and then maybe something else as well in a few weeks

>>24288416
OP is gorgeous, would let her smoke my joint any time.

>>24288949
Oh... I kept smoking when I was taking lithium and seroquel together....perhaps that was part of my problem.

>>24288967
I have no idea what effect lithium has, but seroquel makes me groggy as fuck, especially since I'm only two weeks into it. I can't imagine smoking unless I skip a day or something, but then my depression/anxiety get out of control. idk man

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What up senpai?

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even plastic can break, might as well shell out for good glass in the first place.

>>24288989
Don't play with any benzos or dibenzos. It can take your life. You probably know of several people who died from mixing alcohol and xanax (and other stuff).

But as for pot... i don't know. It will probably be too much, because to have a bad reaction with marijuana, something must have a bad reaction with Anandamide first, a natural occurring neurotransmitter in your brain that THC mimics.

>>24289065
i meant it WONT probably be too much of a deal. Needs research tho. man am i sleepy

BUT it you knock you down, for sure.

>>24288671
Op, you keep referring to b, you do know this is /soc/ thread and not /b/ right?

>>24288739
Well something for you and the other weed smokers to think about........... regardless of whether or not you are worried about rotting your own brains out........

Think about what you are risking doing to any children you have down the road.......... Pot cause permanent genetic mutations that you will be passing along to your children.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3607444/Smoking-cannabis-ALTERS-DNA-causing-mutations-trigger-illness-including-cancer.html

>>24288739
Just smoked a bowl myself wanna see my dick?

>>24289588
The daily mail is not a reputable news source.

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>>24288761
That's very insightful. Thank you b.
>>24288766
Tbh plain untoasted bread with light philly cream cheese and no-name all dressed chips is the SHIT. I'm all about texture when I'm high.
>>24288772
Thanks! I'll probably drift off soon .
The necklace was from an ex; I also have the small key.
>>24288774
I'm hoping I can still keep them going when I'm back in school. I don't see why not, really.
See you tomorrow then b!
>>24288776
It makes me really happy to see people straightening their mindsets out and thinking more hopefully. I'm so happy; I just want everyone to feel the way I feel.
>>24288781
Thank you, that really means a lot. I love giving massages; I'd massage your scalp all day.
I was just talking to a guy I met up with from a Canada thread about how people on the internet all seem think I'm cool. I'm trying to slowly grow this same confidence in real life so throat it can actually be worth something. It's a lot easier to do when smoking pot; my anxiety just kind of melts.
>>24288791
I'm so pleased that you agree with it; it's such good advice.
>>24288795
Thank you b. I really appreciate hearing that.
>>24288796
Yeah it's important to be able to take a step back and analyze your situation and your emotions before choosing the next step of action.
>>24288813
>>24288843
>>24288879

This is all really interesting; you have a profound way of looking at things. where do you pull this knowledge from? Do you watch documentaries? You remind me of doctor whathisname (Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park)
>>24288864
Yeah, anything can be bad for you if used incorrectly. You seem like you have good morals.
>>24288899
Sorry to hear that b. Just keep your chin up; remember that bad times are just times that are bad.
>>24288965
w0w gr8 line
Thanks tho
>>24289011
You remind me of that guy from A Serbian Film

>>24289610
Can I just plz see those glorious tits again already?

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>>24289610
Oh shit, it's the stoner girl again?
>muhhhhh dick

>>24289610
Be my waifu pls

>>24289610
>Textures
muh nigga
Shoe string potatos like pik nik or another salty potato chip in chocolate pudding is awesome.

I like your tattoo. I would seriously give you so many cuddles. Because I'm also super into textures and you look so softiful.

>>24289610
OP, show belly button and go to bed

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>>24289059
Confession; i've never smoked from a bong. Only pipes or joints I am a babby.
>>24289526
>>24289588
Yeye b is just an affectionate title I use for pretty much everyone.
Not sure if I believe that.
It's tough to say what pot does and does not do. It's a drug, so it will come with negative effects, as any drug does. Medication is also a drug. But if it helps more than it hurts, I personally would rather use it than avoid it.
>>24289603
Not entirely but if you want to show it off I'll let you know my opinion.
>>24289620
Again? Where did you see them before ? Not surprised Just curious.
>>24289623
ayy lmao
>>24289625
waifu 4 laifu
Asuka is Best Girl

Thank you all for chilling with me; we all have our reasons for using this site, I'm not quite sure what mine is but I'd like to believe that part of me being here is helping me figure myself out. I'm trying to focus my energy towards spreading some neutral energy towards all of you. Just take a seat back and think about things in an unbiased mindset. Here's hoping you guys can sort some things out with yourselves.

>another thread without lewds

>>24288416
Stop smoking reg and get sum kush.

Life advice as well. Think about it.

>>24289639
I've seen them in a random full frontal roulette thread ;D glad I was in there cuz your body is unreal. I just wanna fap my brains out to them and didn't save them last time

>>24289639
You'd be the best waifu for laifu and I have never seen you nude but I really wish that I could.

>>24289678
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?

>>24289604
How about this one, or just go to University of Western Australia
Albert Stuart Reece et al. Chromothripsis and epigenomics complete causality criteria for cannabis- and addiction-connected carcinogenicity, congenital toxicity and heritable genotoxicity, Mutation Research/Fundamental and Molecular Mechanisms of Mutagenesis (2016).


http://medicalxpress.com/news/2016-05-cannabis-linked-gene-mutation.html

>>24289719
You can't blame me though.
>>24289726
I'll give this due diligence when I'm not exhausted.

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>>24289639
fuck u bitch smoke weed stop talking

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>>24289639
Cheers bud, i just like doing naughty things when I'm high af

>>24289800
dice nubs nice nugs

>>24289808
I'm trying to show off so i can hit that red headed pussy u feel me?

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>>24289639
You headed off to sleep kitten

>>24289813
andddd shes dead

>>24289816
She's still alive not sure if she's in the thread though

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>>24289826

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>>24289632
good in general is sensational.
Thanks for all the positivity b
>>24289635
Recycling this for you b. G'night.
>>24289641
sorry not sorry pham
>>24289644
Thanks for the advice
>>24289669
Lmao have we spoken before b
Is this who I think it could be or are you just a rando
>>24289678
4real I am a real person tho; I'm conflicted about being idolized
>>24289726
welp looks like I'm going to hell
>>24289800
>>24289812
Tbqh I'm jist jealous of that mcchicken
>>24289805
I might give you a chance bc penetration isn't everything but to be honest not sure if this is something 4me
>>24289813
Soon b. I work in 6 hours.
This is one of my favorite photos of you; the lighting is so warm and inviting.
>>24289816
Still alive. Probably going to bed soon. Not sure if I'll be posting more tonight.

>>24289854
Ill get you 2 mcchickens if you trade me those panties.

>>24289854
Food in general*
Auto correct can smd

>>24288776
>>24289854

i knew waiting would pay off eventually

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Dicks out for Harambe.

Also I'm smoking some Durban Poison out of the bong. Feels good mang.

>>24289854
I know you feel conflicted but you're gorgeousand have a cool personality and you were nice to the penis guy and you deserve to feel good about yourself. Smell ya later femanon. If you ever decide to post nudes I'd love to see them if not just tell me what food and tunes and shows you are digging or talk to me about something in the thread.
>soft belly
I would cuddle that.

wish i was an average looking girl so i could get 50 beta orbiters in a day by posting a selfie and being uninteresting

>>24289860
Might be a bit late to the party but can we get a pussy pic?

Baked, Drunk and Relaxed.

General life advice?
You're not going to be happy for the entirety of your life. Without acknowledging the sorrow and ugliness that life has to offer, you can't fully embrace the beauty of it all.

>>24289854
Its a crime you're not getting cuddles and smoked out right now (perhaps something else out as well) :P
Never had a chance at a bong or just no interest?

>>24289805
What the fuck is this joke?

>>24290326
My Cock senpai
>>24289854
What bra u got on tho?

This is the hottest stoner I've ever seen.
I'm happy with my life choices now.

someone come to pensacola and give me edibles

should i keep smoking after i take some molly ?
also things to do alone and on molly guys?

>>24289854
o

>>24288416
Hey, this might be a strange question but are you from Winnipeg by any chance? I think I recognise you from another thread.

>>24289854
We have deff talked before in a different stoner thread, I spoke about finding your tits on a different thread. ;D

>>24290710
>alone
>under the influence of mdma
you dun goof'd, anon

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>>24289854
What's up girl? How was work?

>>24288416
Listen, are you paying attention? OK.
Time is the only thing you can't recover. Basically the only thing that you don't have don't fucking waste it. Fuck drugs, fuck stupid people, be yourself o find yourself. You'll be 30 one day and you'll be like fuck, I wasted so much time. Stop fucking around and do something, try to change the world. At least yours. Leave a legacy, a mark. Something. Life is hit and miss and this. So aim well.

>>24292468
Are you sure you're not on drugs too? This isn't very coherent.

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Hi thread! This was a gorgeous big I stumbled upon in my travels. How's everybody doing?

>>24291724
im enjoying myslf rn

>>24289610
dam, i love a girl in glasses . you have a beautiful face

>>24288416
Just took a sleeping pill, I know not the best drug but all I had hehe, advice, don't abuse sleeping pills!

>>24292494
He's obviously crunched for time my dude.

>>24289947
You have to settle for being a lonely bitter beta douche.

>>24289639
asuka worst girl

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Home from work! Recycling this dorky ad pic from a chat yesterday because I feel like a potato rn. Gonna shower and maybe smoke some more.

>>24289875
you look very suckable; would probably deepthroat.
>>24289876
thank you for being sweet b; I'd appreciate if you toned down the infatuation a bit though. Cuddling would be nice rn.
>>24289947
don't let ur memes b dreams
>>24289952
I've already posted multiple pictures w my cat
>>24289965
Yo I was legit just talking about this yesterday w a friend. It's so fucking true. It's easy to let yourself view that with an inversed perspective though which you have to be careful about.
>>24290025
I had a fair share of cuddles yesterday! Was nice.
Never had the opportunity to smoke out of a bong. I don't hang with a lot of regular stoners in real life.
>>24290650
It was a dark maroon bra from VS. Maybe I'll post a picture later tonight.
>>24290677
Glad you're content, b.
>>24290722
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>>24291693
Sure am b!
>>24291715
Oh, haha. Glad you enjoy, b.
>>24292142
dang glasses always make people 10x cuter
Work was good though! A customer told me that I was very efficient and informative. Made me feel really good; he was a very kind person.
>>24292468
I believe in striving to leave a lasting impression in your life, but relaxation is also important. Meditation. Just slow down and take a step back sometimes. You can't be a superhuman.
>>24292535
Sick pipe thoooo
Where were you travelling?
>>24292546
Thanks b! 'preciate it
>>24292550
I've never taken sleeping pills. Pro tip don't abuse any drug.
>>24292594
Asuka is my child how dare

>>24292646
hope you post some nudes, i love that body

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>>24292646
I meant travels in a non-literal sense haha. Though I did travel to Amsterdam a few months ago. I love my little corn cob pipe, but I prefer joints. The picture is of a joint I rolled in Amsterdam.

>>24292646
Post out of shower pics plz

>>24292646
>tfw cute stoneranon will never say how suckable your dick is

>>24292646
Do you think it's bad to smoke/drink alone? People have told me that but I dunno... Also, you're from Canada?!

Just got off work and got home and am finishing a fat blunt and now I'm eating some pasta salad, good day today, hope you all had some good days too mates!

>>24292646
Whoa you're like really super cute, 10/10 would cuddle and share pasta salad with

>>24288416
Stoners are unproductive members of society and should loser their right to vote if caught doing any drug. Also show us your pussy, that's all any of us care about.

>>24292853
Pussy is for plebs. Tits are where it's at

>>24292646
Sorry about that, I was not sober, but a lot of that positive affirmation stuff is just something that I really believe in. I hope that I didn't creep you out.

>>24292815
>Those feels, that pain.
Sorry mang
>>24292853
Teetotler are we? Isn't it a lil Fascist to want to rank people like that? It's like drinking most users are functional members of society.

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>>24292655
Never in the stoner thread.
Protip: look for my necklace or watch. I don't post consistently tho.
>>24292657
Amsterdaaaaaaam. I wish I could go there. Have plans for backpacking through Europe with my best friends next year. Man such a neat joint tho; I like smoking them but I'm too much of a perfectionist when it comes to rolling them and my hands are super shaky. I've only ever rolled two and they were so smol.
>>24292727
Here u go senpai, ft. doge and my tex mex husbando
>>24292815
I mean, if you don't post it of course I won't have an opinion on it.
>>24292825
I think it depends on your reasoning. If you use any drug as an escape it won't have long lasting positive effects. I'm not a doctors or psych though. Personally I love smoking alone; drinking alone isn't my thing anymore tho. Those were rough times.
>>24292840
w0w pasta salad, I am blessed <3
>>24292853
w0w I can't believe I'm going to jail
>>24292911
It's aight b, no hard feelings. B)

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>>24292953
I've rolled quite a few and eventually they just get easier and easier. Go backpacking. Seriously it'll be an amazing time. Definitely stop on Amsterdam and get baked as fuck. The weed is real good. That pizza looks like it's about to get baked as fuck right now tho

>>24292953
>I mean, if you don't post it of course I won't have an opinion on it.

I mean, if you actually want me to post it?

>not sure if bait


Super cute with the dog filter though, and cleavage, mmmm

>>24292953
I'm still a bit embarrassed. But okay

.>>24292969
Fortune favors the bold Anon, let Harambe be with you.

>>24292953
Bb you can have all the pasta salad you want, and some donuts

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>>24292964
I definitely hope to. Went to Europe once before; lived in Germany for 3 months. Definitely influenced who I am. I wish I could travel more. And yes this pizza is super fucking baked, I'm up next.
>>24292969
Tbqh I'm unbiased on whether or not anons should post their junk
But don't complain about not having the results you want without even trying, ya feel b?
>>24293000
It's aight b, no judgement. Relax, don't worry about it.
>>24293025
Tbh i'd probably only have 2 bites of that salad
Pasta is best when hot. Leafy salads tho, that's some good shit
Also donuts are okay; I'm more for small little timbits than anything. I'm not much of a sweets person. I have a natural preference for healthier shit most of the time.
>>24292825
Forgot to mention, yes I'm Canadian b

OP, erogenous zones - go

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>>24293052
O-okay~

This isn't a stoner thread. It's a look-at-OP thread.

Peace.

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>>24293052
Where in Germany did you live, and why did you live there for three months? I visited a small town called "Bacharach" when I was in Europe and it was such a beautiful town. It was on the Rhine river and there were vineyards everywhere. This was my favorite picture I took on my trip.

>>24293052
Pasta salad is pretty gud tho and yea I think hot pasta is better tho! Also what's your necklace supposed to be, it reminds me of a boss key from OoT desu

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i picked a up sick new piece, was 20 bucks and the guy was hand blowing them right there. A nice sturdy and heavy peice and a nice length as well.

>>24293086
You have such nice white teeth

>>24293086
Yo that's sick! You got a he'll of a deal man that's a nice pipe. I personally don't like glass pipes because I always drop stuff.

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>>24293095
Why thanks my dude

>>24293105
It is sick as fuck!!!! I ripped a few bowls out of it and it rips so solid. And for twenty it was such a good deal! The glass blower really nows his stuff and was blowing beautiful dab rigs/bongs. Cant wait to go back to the event next year to pick up another. And while a broken bong or pipe my make you shed some tears nothing is better than making yourself shed tears with fat bong rips thatll make you cough a lung out. And glass is easy to clean out. nice corn cob pipe btw, clay pipes are nice as well.

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>>24288416
I kinda wish I'd took life shit more seriously earlier on, if that makes sense

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>>24293056
my stomach
feed me
>>24293067
ye i'd suck that
>>24293069
you're kinda right
My main intentions w these threads is always to just get stoned and chat w stoned people but on /soc/ I think everyone's attention cravings are always more predominant, including my own.
Still a stoner thread imo tho
we still bakin and chillin
>>24293074
I lived in Braunschweig! It was during a German exchange program in the 11th grade; a gal came and lived w my senpai and went to school with me for three months, and then I did the same there.
That's a gorgeous picture though. Everything in Germany is so scenic, I love it.
>>24293078
Yeye it's a boss key, not sure from which exact installment of the series it's supposed to be from; I've tried comparing it to all of them and it doesn't match any perfectly.
>>24293086
>>24293135
That pipe is amazing omg
There's a place in my city that sells ones similar. I'm pretty content with mine now though; it does it's job well. I agree about glass; I like how easy it is to clean. I've even dropped mine a couple times with no cracks or anything. Pretty sturdy.
my goal is to eventually get a rose quartz pipe though; there's someone who sells them in my city for $100+, I'll post a pic in a bit. They're super fucking beautiful.
Also you look like a really happy golden retriever b you have a really friendly face <3
>>24293242
That does. I'm not sure how to help you since I'm still pretty early on in life, but I don't believe it's ever too late to start changing your life around.

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>>24293338
This is the pipe I mentioned.
Also;
lived with me and my family*

>>24293338
Can I get a better pic of your necklace?

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>>24293355
Super fuckin new to weed, like only in the past year still only smoke at parties. Moving to Manchester for uni soon, advice on that shit? I'm fuckin scared bro I've never been away from home that long and it's less than a week away
Also how tf do I find a new dealer my old one was a work buddy I trusted a lot, I don't wanna buy bad/dodgy shit cus I don't know anyone :<

Also general thread question: do you smoke cigs too, or just weed? I'm tryna quit but yknow, hard as balls

Also muh uggo muggo so stonerfu can rate/hate me :<

>>24293338
those eyes thoooo

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I'm down on my luck and out of weed, someone in the 607 area come to my house with a dime, and Ill suck your dick.

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>>24293338
>ye i'd suck that

>>24293338
Oh that's so awesome. I've always wanted to study in another country. I might get the chance to. I want to major in Meuseum Studies. There's something about getting baked and going to meuseums that I love. Also, dope sweatshirt. Where'd you snag that bad boy?

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>>24293338
Same here anon, just don't know where to start lol

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>>24293338
Thanks :D i like the pipe as well, and i normally dont go for pipes as iv got bongs on hand but its been seeming like iv been needing them more when i go out to party cuz i cant bring a foot and a half bong. And pipes are pretty easy to clean, but bongs with perks get a little tricky to clean. And well your pipe is a trooper. And wow those are beautiful! My gal pal wants one supper bad as well. And set aside some cash here and there and youll have it in no time!!!!!! And iv been supper happy for a while now. And this weekend was amazing!, camping and going to the biggest bi-annuel flee market in washington really made things great.

>>24293338
pls tell me where u got that sweater

Hold up, cute OP is rating dicks? Can my insecure ass get in on this? She doesn't seem mesn

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>>24293377
Sure thing b!
>>24293398
I've never moved out, I still live with my parents. Not really the best person to ask for advice on this. I generally like being away from my family though; I'd really like to move out. You'll end up finding your place tho b. Don't worry about it.
My dealers have consisted of a shotty guy I knew through a high school aquaintance, my cousin, and my coworker's friend. I'm sure you'll be able to find other people who smoke on campus. You can always try browsing your city's subreddit as well. I'm a general bab when it comes to weed; I smoke a lot but I'm not super knowledgeable about it.
I don't smoke cigarettes, I never have wanted to since everyone I know who does wishes they could quit. I'll occasionally smoke cigars at parties and shit though.
I like your flower crown b; u not uggo
>>24293434
Museums!!! They're putting a new dinosaur exhibit up at a museum in our city, I'm super excited to see it! Never been to a museum high. I try not to bake in public, it makes me too paranoid that I'm being a nuisance. Bad times.
Sweater is from Red Bubble. It's the only hoodie I own; fav.
>>24293435
Yeah that's difficult. I was fortunate because I just kind of fell into a part time job that has since changed my life. I'n best friends with my manager and I love working every day. I hope you can find your niche.
>>24293460
Pipes are just super efficient. I'm super glad to hear how happy you are though b! Makes me happy. I love camping so much, it compliments baking so perfectly. Just helps me appreciate living on our planet so much more.
>>24293526
Red Bubbleeeee
Approx. $60 CAD
>>24293542
I mean, that wasn't this threads intention, but I'm not going to exclude anyone.

>>24293542
>insecure
>wanting your dick rated instead of your face

>>24293052
how did yurop influence you? what did you do for 3 months?

>>24293557
>wasn't this threads intention
Sorry, I thought every thread on /soc/ was open game for dick pics lol

I'm just insecure about my dick is all. I'll refrain. You're really cute though OP

>>24293557
Damn, good for you anon, what job if you don't mind me asking? And thanks aha, maybe one of these days.

Dick rate thread?!

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>>24293557
Oh that looks pretty cool!

>>24293597
Learn some tongue strats bro>>24293557
>>24293557
Time to re-weed myself brb

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>>24293557
Dinosaur exhibit sounds like fun! Do you have any idea what they're bringing? There was an exhibit about poison throughout history and in nature at one of the meuseums in my city. It was super interesting. I guess in the animal kingdom , predators that use poison and prey of said venomous animals are in a constant evolutinary race. The predators have to develop stronger venoms to combat higher poison resistances in some prey.

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>>24293617
I was going to start writing proper replies to these posts again but then I saw this picture and I'm
What is that kid holding I cannot make it out for the life of me
It looks like a grey used condom that has been rolling around in the dirt

Will continue writing out proper coherent replies in the next post tho

OP can you post a cute smile I'm sad and lonely tonight and it would make me feel better ;.;

Even though you'd suck I'd still rather cuddle the hell out of you.

>>24293616
tongue strats?

>>24293647
Haha that was some add for sardines or something in the Netherlands. I thought it was really goofy so I snapped a picture haha.

>>24293651
Cunnilingus

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>>24293594
It was my first time living away from my parents for more than a week
Also got drunk for the first time there
I was 16
Helped me get over a lot of my social anxiety as it forced me to go out and do thing sbecaue I didnt want to bore my exchange student
>>24293597
I mean, this thread is your oyster
idc I am just the OP not the stoner thread Jesus
>>24293599
I work at a retro and current video game store. We specialize in hard to find items. I love retail and this was something I could actually be passionate and knowledgeable about so I'm really thriving right now
I love helping people
>>24293603
Dicks out for harambe
>>24293613
Ye it's like that but the spoke things point up more you see
The ends
>>24293616
Reweed2rewind
Idk what that means it sounded trendy
>>24293617
I have to look it up it was a really well preserved fossil of a harder to find dinosaur. I forget the name.
Evolution is so fucking cool; you should watch the documentary Walking with Dinosaurs. It's on Netflix. It's super fascinating.
>>24293648
Here you go b
Hope things become more colored for you <3
>>24293659
I still can't make it out wtf
It's a good pic tho ty

just got back from filming a wedding. nothing more lonely than being a one man video-crew at a wedding.

>>24293719
I'll go take a good dick pic for you to rate then.

Why no Lewds from you though? Jus curious

>>24293740
Cause this isnt a fucking lewd thread

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>>24293719
Holy fuck that sounds good. Have you got Battletoads? But seriously, good on you, if you ever get a NTSC-J N64DD with Ura Zelda i'll be the first one to buy it, deal

>>24293719
Thank you, you're sweet <3

Do you have any piercings? :o

>>24289610
Nice tattoo! What about a picture of your buthole now?

>>24293719
Ass please ;D

Aaayyye whatsup family

>>24289854
Just had a steak then looked at that and now I'm hungry again. Also, would wife that qt face 4everz.

>tfw had to stop smoking because drug testing for my new job
>tfw I want to fucking end myself
haha I hate my life :')

stuck at work on night shift wishing u had a toke about now. three hours left...

Smoking before getting into Catholic theology has been a lot of fun, actually. I'm really enjoying it.

>>24294463
Presumably the drug testing will end and you'll be able to smoke again, right anon? Best wishes dude, you can make it.

>>24294534
idk. I think I needed to take a break anyway. I was barely feeling anything even from like 27%+ THC pot.
but on the other hand without smoking my depression makes me wanna drive into a bridge abutment

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>>24293719
How's it going cutie, im on the wake and bake
VapeNation

>>24293719
I'll definitely check it out sometime. Sounds really interesting. I think dinosaurs are pretty cool, but I was never super into them as a kid. I mean I thought they were badass, but I didn't know the names. Did you see Jurassic World? What did you think about it?

>>24294463
Just went through that it aint so bad after a while

How does one generally get new weed in a new city

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wups

>>24295822
If you go to school its easier especially college if not i suggest clubs or bars and start making friends

>>24295822
Just keep your ears open, find someone who smokes and ask them

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>>24292646

>>24293719

Sounded like you a little more than just cuddles.
But you should try a bong, are there no head shops in your area? I guess the ease depends on your location.
And you've said that sex can be a bit much when your high, but does pot still act as an aphrodisiac for you, or does it depend on the Strand?

Quite a few questions, I know. But I'm all about the service, darlin'.

>>24295822
grow it yourself

i want to see op naked

>>24297181
She does have a very attractive pussy and asshole maybe she'll post them again

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'sup familia
Not feeling too hot today; here's an older picture of me trying my hardest to look like a bro since I don't know what else to upload
Also how many of you are actually baking tho
I'm kinda vain and like my fair share of attention but let's keep this a stoner thread aight

>>24293737
sorry to hear that senpai. Hope you still got some good shots and mad dosh in return $$$
>>24293740
lmao if you want to
See >>24293779, I'm also just like conflicted about being a slut so
>>24293864
lmao I've seen battletoads in twice. I gotchu tho senpai I'll hook u up
>>24293872
I just have ear piercings; two on my left, one on my right. Have been debating on nipple piercings as well but $$$$
>>24293874
Thanks but no thanks
>>24293898
Posted in last thread, you missed out.
>>24294260
Thanks b. How do you like your steak cooked?
>>24294463
yo b that fucking sucks
you'll feel better again at some point tho just keep that in mind
I know it's horrible and I don't want to sound pretentious or imply like "you'll get over it" BS but brighter times are ahead b
It's okay to feel negative sometimes
>>24294518
congrats b you made it through! Light it up to celebrate
>>24294531
Glad you're enjoying yourself, b. Do you consider yourself to be a religious person?
>>24294680
Yoo my cousin has a vape like that
Super cool I want one
>>24294939
I can't remember many dinosaur names for shit, although my fav is the Leaellynasaura. I'm a huge Jurassic Park fan, so world had me PUMPED. Chris Pratt is an angel, I loved the dinosaurs, didn't care too much for the personality tossed on the main female lead but I won't go too into that.
>>24295822
See >>24295896, >>24295899
Also look on your city's subreddit.
>>24295867
Looks suckable b
>>24296183
Bit more than cuddles yeah, but it was still very soft and cuddly.
There are tons of places that sell bongs in the city, I'm just tight on cash and have trouble justifying an investment in one.

Comment2long, to b continued

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>>24297459
I'm about to smoke a bowl or two topped off with some sweet delicious kief, I'll post a picture in a minute. I'm a factor and my favorite dinosaur is obviously the T-Rex. Do you fuck with Transformers at all? The dinobots were dope pic related.

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>>24297505

>>24297459
You actually look like a guy in that pic, my dick is confused :(

>2016
>Not exclusively taking ketamine everyday

>>24297699
have you done ketamine

>>24297459
I take back me wanting to rail you. You're average as fuck when you take away your baby fat curvy body. But still enjoy the attention OP. Just don't leg it get to your head irl or you'll be alone

I'm frustrated because you're really pretty but I'd hate you because you're clearly a disgusting liberal.

>>24297721
Yeah just hit a fat bong of it and now I'm k holed lmao, it's giving me the thirsties

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>>24296183
Continuing; sex is very sensational when high. I choose when I want it though; just because I'm high doesn't mean I do, just because I'm sober doesn't mean I don't, y'feel?
>>24297181
I'm just a squishy average gal idk
>>24297193
This is tru tho
>>24297505
>>24297521
I still fucking love that pipe hf
Transformers have always been cool imo but I've never gotten in to them
One of my friends is super into them and from whatvive seen of it Soundwave is super cool??
Those dinosaurs are fucking amazing tho holy fuck I love dinosaurs and robots w0w
>>24297696
kek
>>24297734
Yeah nah I'm super fucking average I just know how to dress myself up when I feel like it
Which is why I don't like being idolized or whatever the fuck
y'all are only seeing a select part of me that I choose to broadcast here, of course I'm ideal. Why would I want to post anything that makes me seen otherwise?

>>24297745
lmao I guess I'm pretty liberal, never really thought to label myself before
i'm not super political idfk
>>24297752
Drink some lemonade pham
It's great when pixelated

>>24297776
>I'm just a squishy average gal idk
>>>24297193

1. Squishy is good
2. As a horribly lonely guy average is amazing... You really are cute :c

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>>24297776
>>24297820
I was going to say that this 'idolization' probably stems from being a cute, average girl with a very somber personality. For a lot of people it's a nice change of pace from the real world and if anything you put more focus into a group of faceless men than they do to you. As proven by your numerous multi-responses. Just do you OP and remember that 'average' goes a long way and becomes much more when paired with kindness.

>>24297459
I don't smoke weed because the smell makes it too obvious but I enjoy getting high.


>>24297776
I enjoy extolling the beauty and good in things and deliberately ignoring flaws, it makes me happier.

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>>24297776
The corn cob pipe was the best 5 dollars I've ever spent. If I drop it out the window when I'm driving, or if I have to ditch it for whatever reason it doesn't hurt as much as losing a nice glass piece. As for robot dinosaurs it's a bit terrifying. Robots taking over the world is a fear of mine and I hope that future robots are more like Wall-e

>>24297459
Time to Visit Vienna then :D Nachbarin

>>24297776
Needs more titties

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>>24297820
agh thanks b ?
>>24297842
thank you for this.
I'm just a bab tryna figure myself out and I appreciate your constructive analyzation
ALSO digging this picture a lot for some reason; it's pretty golden
>>24297849
Personally I much prefer viewing people as ideal as opposed to perfect; ideal still leaves room for imperfections and errors.
>>24297864
You drive and bake? I'd be way too paranoid to do that. Be careful b.
Wall-e was great but as for robots taking over; I grew up watching the terminator movies a lot when I was a kid and I always thought they were kind of cool
Idk I don't have a deathwish for myself but tbqh I think being pulverized by a robot would be a pretty lit way to go B)
>>24297871
Hah, if I ever make it back to Europe I'd consider it
>>24297872
( . )( . )
Fun fact for those of you who are still avidly reading me rambling about myself as if all of you are in the edges of your seats
I posted the above emoji type thing in the neopets forums when I was a kid because I saw something about how you shouldn't post it and it wasn't allowed
I got banned and cried kek

Gonna get more baked tho

>>24297944
I do smoke sometimes, but sometimes it just makes my anxiety worse and I feel even lonelier :\

Want to chill with you op :(

I got banned from Neopets for no reason. Like, I know everyone always says they get banned for no reason, but I never broke any rules and spent so much time getting all the rare game avatars, then suddenly my account was frozen and they wouldn't tell me why. Couldn't even verify I was the owner cause I couldn't supply things like who I neomailed and shit, cause I never did cause no friends and just played games.

>>24297803
Well OP, on the life advice thing.
1. Enjoy life when you are young, having the memory of experiences will last a lot longer than posessions.
2. While having fun, do NOT get a criminal record, it will haunt you the rest of your life.

>>24297964
Just entered this thread and read this and you are totally right.
Having fun is super important just make sure you can get away with it. A criminal record will bite you in the ass every chance it gets. I wouldn't worry about weed though. Just don't be doing any GBH while fucked up.

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>>24297944
I don't think there's any individual who's finished figuring out who they are and thank you! It's one of the few pictures where I don't look like a serial killer.

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>>24297842
I like this reply. It's not all looks for men. For me you need to have the right personality. Easygoing is always a plus.

>>24297944
=( reupload your ass please

>>24297944
Do you frequent any threads besides stoner ones? You should go post in /ass/ tho

>>24289588
>>24289726
cant tell if just plain stupid
or god tier troll...

Where's OP?
Need my dick rated

>>24297956
I feel kinda bad for you anon after reading your posts :(
You need a friend

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>>24297944
Driving and baking isn't that big of a deal as long as you do it "responsibly". As for being torn apart by a robot, that would be a cool way to go, but dying heroically in the apocalypse isn't my preceded method to go out. I'd rather try to jump the grand canyon on a rocket motorcycle. If I did it I'd be a legend, and if I'm dead, I'll probably still be remebered in some capacity.

>>24297944
Any chance that you would chat and show your feet on cam?
I love your looks and I'd love to touch/torture myself while looking at your feet and you just chilling ~ such a dream.

You're truly a semen demon thou, lovely!

>>24297944
then i want to stay in contact with you :D sc? :3

>>24298565
>I feel kinda bad for you anon after reading your posts :(
>You need a friend

Thanks ;-; I try to make them but most of the time people disappear or end up being not so nice.

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OP you need my Pineapple :D

>>24297944
>as if you are in the edges of your seats
That's a nice way of saying "waiting to furiously fap and then pretend that you no longer exist after cum"

WOOT, getting that quarter sack today and i cant wait.

I haven't smoked before. I kind of want to. If I did I would deffintley want it to be with you ;)

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Anyone else dabbers here? No munchies got to get /fit/.

Op hast du kik ?

No die thread :c

Shit, I'm outta weed. One of those nights I guess.

Getting some green on Sunday for the first time in several months. Can't wait.

Also, OP, your panty shot gave me a bone and then you killed it with that bro-play. I guess both are compliments but, wtf, man.

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figured out the video thing (i think??)
was gonna show off my bath bomb water from the other day ft. my lovely legs but the file was 2big. Here's this instead.

>>24297956
Could have just been that you were excessively successful at neopets and they assumed no real human could afford the time that you spent on there, so they assumed you were a bot
Ye I'd probably chill w/ you tho. Let's nap together.
>>24297964
>>24297983
Thanks for the advice senpai. I'm super anxious about doing anything illegal; I still get nervous about pot bc its technically not legalized here, so I get super paranoid going out in public while stoned. Although I have had 3 speeding tickets in the past year. Those were while sober tho; live fast die young.
And ye no worries I avoid GBH in general, w/ kinky stuff being the exception. (assuming gbh = general body harm? Had to look that up)
>>24297990
this is true
Also yes you kind of look like a serial killer but it's cool i'd still curl up and bake w you
>>24298001
not here b
>>24298101
I'm not really a reg; I pretty much only frequent the Canada threads. I have posted in ass, labia, kik game, full frontal roulette, and a few others a couple times and will occasionally visit the rate or general chat threads. Other than that I browse /mu/, /x/, and /adv/.
Just started coming here a month ago after not visiting for a year or so. I'm v on/off w 4chan.
>>24298150
I gotchu senpai
dicks out for harambe
>>24299013
huh, that would be a good way to go. I'll keep an eye out for any news regarding motorcycles over the GC from now on.
>>24299085
I hate feet sorry pham
>>24299428
sorry b I'm v inconsistent w net friends and I have no incentive to add you rn
Sorry b
>>24299956
Fuck yeaaah
That's a phenomenal specimen
9.5/10
does any other Canadian kid remember that stoned af pineapple from Telefrancais in their elementary school French class? That's the pineapple I deserve
>>24299982
ur right tho
at the edges of your peaks*

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>>24293719
You're so cute, currently chopping up my greenery, probably gonna play with myself to your photos afterwards. :3

>>24303029
What's up with all the semen demon comments? Is that like a nickname they gave you ? I mean yeah you're cute and every time I see you in this thread and I'm high I think it would be awesome to cuddle you but still.

>>24303029
So how are ya doing? How old are you?

>>24303029
I've never been on a motorcycle before so I doubt I would be able to actually complete the stunt. Maybe I should start smaller.... What was the most ridiculous answer you've ever given when someone asked you "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

>>24303029
>Ye I'd probably chill w/ you tho. Let's nap together.

Yessssss napping let's nap cuddly naps :3

Really cute in the gif too.

I will never sleep until I see OP's tits. Holy shit

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who /my girl quit me and i'm so depressed that i'm doing more drugs than i can afford/ here

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Harambeee!!

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>>24303715
lol i forgot you can actually take your dick out for harambe here, that's novel

Would toke with op

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>>24303029
I remember the pineapple. He didn't help my french. I'm from Ontario. Don't you put it in your mouth.

If I drop a skype can we nostalgia about growing up Canada?

Verkauft hier jemand was in 85570?