Would you cute girls of /soc/ give me a chance if I talk to you

>>24287459
Why do you do this to yourself?

>>24287464
It's cringey but i'm addicted to it

>>24287477
Quick tip:

>Get unaddicted

>>24287459
wtf haha...are you sane?

>>24287459
Maybe. You are not my type but I appreciate good personality

>>24287655
Is it THAT fucked up?

>>24287675
posting shit like this is pretty fucked yes

Jeez dude, do you have no dignity at all

>>24287675
Yes, you've completely humiliated yourself.

>>24287655
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>>24287697
Why is this similar post >>24281090 not self-humiliating?

>>24287701
Do you really not see a difference between the pic he posted and the one you did?

>>24287711
I mean you let it all hang out sir

>>24287711
There are face rate threads, dick rate threads, body rate threads, i just did it all in one .jpg, with a not self-humiliating text.
I mean thats how i see it. Why thats not a consensus?

>>24287743
I do not understand this phrase

>>24287757
I don't understand your anatomy sir. You phallic appendage looks very unhappy to be exposed to the world. That profile speaks for itself. Have some self-respect sir. You are semi decent looking...go get laid tonight and get off of 4chan

>>24287757
You really see no issue with someone being able to identify you in that pic? How can this much autism be concentrated in one person?

>>24287768
I do not, because i thought it would be much unlikely to someone who knows me IRL to visit /soc/
And i'm not ashamed of my cock, kinda proud actually

>>24287798
you don't see me flashing my little kitty and titties...you need to respect your naughty bits enough to show them off to the right people, okay?

>>24287801
so go drink a warm cup of milk and take a nap. You will feel better then, please?

>>24287801
>>24287810
Okay mom lol

>>24287816
you came after your father...

>>24287819
Wut?

Oh Jesus, everyone being so preachy :D

Honestly dude, I would not approach you, because you don't look very approachable. Furthermore, if I knew you posted this online, I would run away from you.

Finally, if you are okay with your friends finding this pic, then I see no problem. Be aware that people can reverse search images on google, and since you have posted a lot already here in 4chan, someone might find you at some point, just by googling your pic.

>>24287839
but that dick is bomb af...nice and juicy

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>>24287848
>Embarring yourself this hard?

Literally why? What will you do if you some day get some self-awareness and remember posting this thread? How will you stop your brain from pulling the trigger on itself?

>>24287839
>if you are okay with your friends finding this pic
I fucking am not, because
>if I knew you posted this online, I would run away from you

Didnt want to say it, but now that you mentioned it and the thread is already derailed...
Just found out someone posted OP pic on a local chan with a rather cringey description (hi, i'm very insecure about my body, am a 23 yo friendless kissless virgin, please make me feel better) and it got tons of replies, one of them mentioning my nickname and one saying i think i know you. I could not believe how someone close to me would see this post on a specific board of 4chan.

>>24287848
Can i see your face?

>>24287873
I mean it's a solid 7 inches, right? not bad at all.

>>24287873
Wrong quoting friend?

>>24287883
6.4

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>>24287883
6 But that's besides the Point. This thread is the type of Humiliation that doesn't even seem to have any sexual pleasure from it, Look at that idiot's face he's so sure that he's gonna get positive response and a cute maiden by the death of this thread. This is as hilarious as it is pathetic.

>>24287895
Ah fuck you

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>>24287900

Yeah fuck me for not Humiliating myself you pepe looking motherfucker

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>>24287909
Oh its you bolivian amigo?
This pepe thing you do really doesnt bother me
Take this rare pepe

>>24287951
I mean your green meat stick kinda makes me drip

>>24287957
Ok

>>24287686
What is dignity

>>24287459
if you mean chance to talk on the street as in by randomly stopping someone and asking them how they are or striking up a conversation with someone waiting to check out their groceries most people would be polite enough to reciprocate but would quickly try to leave the conversation because you're probably madly insecure and bad at being interesting being attractive matters marginally in this case

>>24288508
Ah

this is brandon level cringe

>>24287957
Someone's well rested, aren't they, now?

>>24288778
I miss Brandon, we all need some cringe in our lives :D

>>24288816
not yet darling. Is daddy ready to play?

>>24288851
Oh, and you aren't working?

>>24288950
haha, all i do is eat, sleep, and masturbate....and sometimes show up to class. I'm technically a doctor already, so who needs class?

>>24289053
It's the first week of college...

>>24289078
sir, this is my last year....my professors already know i am the shit of the uni...I mean i come to class with such tenacity....i mean such goodman tenacity. I scare the whole damn place.

>>24289096
No it isn't. You can just say that because you've been there all summer.

Let me give everyone a life lesson....

College is easy.
High school is pure shit.
School is easy.
Having motivation and pursuing your goals is easy
Love is pure fuckin shit
People are pure shitty shit
Being happy is hard
Living purposely is hard
Reaching your own nirvana is hard
well...maybe it's not?
Life is hard, being dumb makes it harder
being smart makes everything a fucking shit storm
All i can give you my friends....
is...
well...let me check my wallet
I'm a fucking broke college student so piss off

Well I'm not a girl (24 M actually), but I think you're really cute. Just work on your confience and stop asking for validation on the internet and you'll be alright. You seem like a nice guy :3

>>24289101
I will be where i want to be. I will show my blonde damn self to all the professors all summer long

>>24289399
I would suck on that cock like no one's business. Your dick is pure perfection. I want in deep, deep inside my cunt darling. I love you so much and i want your first child. <3. I love you

>>24287801
>little kitty
>naughty bits
>pretentious but dumb
I cringed so hard I threw up.

>>24289415
is this a joke?

Nigga you ugly as sin, honestly, if you wanna go from two to 5, fix your acne and get a human haircut, puckle your eyebrows. also wash your hair for christ sakes

>>24289115
Nobody needs advice from the autistic beta on 4chan, this is one of the reasons nobody likes you.