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/mhfn/ - MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and

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/mhfn/ - MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and fingerers - get in here! If new, please read the guidelines before posting.
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>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<
Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples), jawlines. Tattoos, jewelry (watches, rings, cuffs, piercings), and stubble optional and appreciated. =D

>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.

>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...

>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. Try to crop around nose level and up... We prefer the mystery of anonymity.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as so desired).
4. Most of us do not care for bare male feet. Again, use good judgment.

>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome and encouraged!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D

http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ

AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!

Prior thread:
>>24237042
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Beddie bye for me. Lowest contrast color to ID text, but on the bright side - all caps letters, no numbers woooo! So I felt obligated to start the thread with a request....

>> DIFFUSE LIGHT SOURCE PICS <<
Pick a setting where you get diffuse, glowy light on your manly arms/neck. Includes things like candlelight / fires, sun coming in through a shade, etc.

>g'night, thread.
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This thread is off to a nice start!

>>24285584
This is come lovely glowing light you've got there. Certainly brings out the vascularity.

>>24285591
I'm... just gonna sit here and stare for a bit. So much detail to look at!


~Stockholm
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Catwoman popping in to say hiiiiii I to the new thread!
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>>24285727
Have another one.
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Good morning, thread! I'll be out and about today, but don't worry, I'll still be watching.

-Diana from mobile
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So, I remember a request for a "getting dressed/morning routine" set.

Socks were included for the benefit of those of you who don't like feet (usually socks are the last part to go on, not the first, but I suppose we can break routine a LITTLE).

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I had already put on pj's before it occurred to me to take pictures, so those have to go.
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Yay, boxers. Quite possibly the least form-fitting undergarment I could wear, but they certainly leave more to the imagination. Also, they're plaid.

>>24285502
>>24285727
>>24285765
>>24286061
And good morning to all of our lovely ladies! I know it's still morning for some of you, anyway.
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Not pictured - me struggling to put these on with one hand before I realized I could set the phone down between pictures.
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Oh good, we've got both legs in.
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Just have to do a little adjustment here~
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And now we've successfully put on a pair of pants. So many steps!
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Here's the real reason we're using this pair of jeans. ;)
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A quick pit stop~
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Oh look, one of these things.
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Oh no, it's eating my head
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And now my hair looks even dumber~
(which is why it usually gets saved for last)
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Other things that took me a while to realize this morning - my phone blocks my face much better when it's sideways. Who knew?
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Almost...
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Freedom!
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Now, if I was going somewhere nice, I'd tuck my shirt in. About half the time, I remember after I've put my pants on, so we have to undo a few steps to fix it.
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That's everything for right now! Maybe I'll pop back in later today.
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Bump. This thread doesn't go on page 7
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Hope this is a good one!
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>>24285770
Hot damn!

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>>24286244
Oh lordy you look fiiiiiiine! Although I do like the idea of undressing you, you look damn good in clothes too.

>>24286883
Oh yaaaas meaty fuzzy arm!
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>>24286244
Bless. <3
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>>24285591
i want to look like you one day... hopefully.
;__;
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>>24287511
You already look muscular. Quite hot :)
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>>24287007
>Oh lordy you look fiiiiiiine! Although I do like the idea of undressing you, you look damn good in clothes too.
Well, I have to start somewhere. You don't get to have fun undressing me if I start of naked, after all. ;)
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A noir shot in remembrance of Brandt. Fuck you, Korea.
I hope he finds a way to post anyways.
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Idk what it is but my T is out of control. About 5 months ago had crazy baby face then started going to gym a lot. Anyone else have this
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>>24288223
This isn't in any way hands
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>>24288223
You could call it neck if you really stretch it, but I agree with >>24288260 . This picture has no business being ITT.
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>>24287897
You can always post pics of your hand holding a beverage and on a balcony. <3

>>24288197
Always looking fine and always thoughtful. Swooning for September, my man!!!
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>>24288197
he will be missed :( #FUK
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>>24287897
This is very true

>>24288197
So sweet
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Ive never posted before, is this a good start?
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>>24290123
Yes it is! Look at those fine lips too!

>>24290156
So much definition in one photo, my brain is exploding
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>>24290679
Haha I think you're the first person to ever like my lips
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I have this from a while ago that I posted elsewhere a whopping one time. It's super shitty but maybe it'll do something for somebody idk
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>>24290123
>>24290730
OMG, so attractive.

>>24290156
Fuuuuuuug. Moar.

>>24290732
You have a nice neck/collarbone!
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>>24290730
That can't be true, you have great lips. I like the fuzz and veiny arm too!

>>24290732
Dem tendons yiiiis!
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Thread on pg 7?! No no no!
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>MURICA
Seriously, this thing is parked near my house; I see it almost every day. It's like a little slice of home.

>>24287897
>start of naked
I give up

>>24288964
>You can always post pics of your hand holding a beverage and on a balcony. <3
I may eventually run out of interesting beverages to do this with, but I'll certainly keep that in mind~
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New plants? New plants~
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Do I remember someone liking abandoned/empty urban areas?

Well, this isn't exactly that. :D
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The paint job says "new", but the shitty condition of the fence suggests otherwise.
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Also, the sidewalk.
>(I swear, it was like this when I got here)
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The top and bottom halves of this wall don't line up, which probably bothers me more than it ought to. It looks okay from a distance, but when you get up close, there's this shit.
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This cute little flower looked like she needed a hand. ;)
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>>24292098
Good lord that thing is hideously beautiful, I want to make fun of it, but I want it.
>>24292102
>>24292105
I've never seen flowers like these. They're so cute!
>>24292120
Feelin' the crevices;)
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And that's all the pictures from today~

Now it's time for me to... leaf. ;)

>>24292175
>I've never seen flowers like these. They're so cute!
I love the little red ones - even the leaves are bright red!
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>>24288964
>>24289747
>>24290034
Even though I'm not really here for the content (though I do genuinely like some of the things I see here), I hate to lose a quality, regular contributor because someone decided this place was too much of a cesspool to allow the public access to it.

Does someone want to grab one side of this and pull? It just reminds me of a giant wishbone and brings up childhood Thanksgiving memories. And what do you wish for?
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This is almost the same pic, but the unintentional ball joint placement was funny to me when I looked back at this.
Hey, my hands are up there, ladies.
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>>24292389
cool scales
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What do you think? I just stumbled upon this thread and thought I'd contribute.
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Just look at that small fucker right beside a regular one, but it's also kinda cute

>Also really glad this thread is still up, how are all of you ladies and gents doing?
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>>24292426
>cool scales
Don't scoff at scales. Those are important (and fun, once you can play them fast enough).

>>24292571
>>Also really glad this thread is still up, how are all of you ladies and gents doing?
Eating tacos, drinking gin, listening to music. Pretty much living the life.

Now I just need to buy glasses suitable for drinking liqour, instead of these tall things.
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>>24292604
I was about to chastise you for drinking on a Sunday, but then I remembered that tomorrow is a holiday. Carry on, Nolly.
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>>24292098
Oh my goodness. Someone paid cash money to make their vehicle look like that.
>>24292102
Gosh, yiiiiiis! Lovely. =)
>>24292105
I love it when you fondle flowers...
>>24292109
>Do I remember someone liking abandoned/empty urban areas?
Hahaha, no- but I'll take that as an excuse to see your hand on gates and/or fences any day!!
>>24292116
hehehe... "new" and "luxury", in fact...
>>24292120
There is no crack that you won't explore...
>>24292133
Ooooooh! I love this perspective!!! And the brick wall, despite its asymmetry!! Thank you!
>>24292138
Mmmmmf. I dunno. I think you should still get tested and use prophylactics before sidling up with this character next time...
>>24292151
AWMYGARD... adorbs!
>>24292171
Cradlerobber. ;)
>>24292192
>Now it's time for me to... leaf. ;)
Thank you! Have missed this so.
>>24292389
Yissir!
>>24292404
>And what do you wish for?
hehehehehe!!!! A bone. A giant... wishbone. ;)
>>24292418
>Hey, my hands are up there, ladies.
I have no idea what you're talking about. Why would we be interested in your hands. ;)

>>24292452
Thanks, anon! Sportin' a decent watch tan there.

>>24292571
So cute!!! TGF, how have you been? Things here are good, except just busy- def not complaining.

>>24292604
>Don't scoff at scales. Those are important (and fun, once you can play them fast enough).
True- I mean, Yngwie and others have made entire careers off these chops.
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>>24292098
That car is just... It kinda speaks for itself doesn't it.
>>24292116
>The paint job says "new", but the shitty condition of the fence suggests otherwise.
But it's called "fixing"! /endsarcasm.
>>24292151
The color is beautiful.

>>24292418
>Hey, my hands are up there, ladies.
But I'm too busy staring at your ball.. joint.
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idk here have this
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>>24294540
You're back!
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>>24293428
SCALES!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4-QkRvczzA
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>>24292604
I don't know about tacos, but drinking gin and music sounds good.
You better buy some nice glasses, they will last for the rest of your life while looking good!

>>24293428
Bossypants or catwoman? :D

>So cute!!! TGF, how have you been?
Took a break from soc, kind of turned my side project into a job and been very busy, mostly still am but now I can also take a few hours off :)

>Things here are good, except just busy- def not complaining.
That's good to hear, being busy is definitely better than being bored!

>Just gathered some blackberries
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>>24295461
Some of the big ones compared to the regular-sized berries
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>>24294540
Good choice with the belt, Mannequin Man!!

>>24295461
That's awesome! Nothing wrong with doing stuff that you like! And oh hey- those blackberries! =)

Always glad to see tenured contributors return. Haven't had much time to post requests and socialize here lately, either but will do what I can.
>Bossypants, on mobile
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What do yall think of my ring? Its silver and bronze. Since most guys don't wear jewelry I think it adds something different
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>>24293428
>why would we be interested in your hands? ;)
Dammit, why have I let myself become so objectified?
>just kidding, you know I like it. :)

>>24294512
>staring at your ball... joint
Yeah the tip is a little weird, but the shaft is nice and shiny.

Dirty work arm bump.
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>>24296301
Hey! Don't really have an opinion about the ring, but that's some serious arm fuzz you have there, which is nice. Interesting that you wear the ring on your pointer finger, too!

>>24296832
Too bad that your dirty work arms must be confined to bumps instead of entire sets. ;) I mean yeah... I know you have work to do and porn content creation is frowned upon at work...
>we will happily objectify you 24/7!
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>>24296301
I've been trying to find a good signet ring for wax seals, this seems like it might fit the bill, but I think I'll have to go custom. I'm not usually a fan of rings on guys, but if you can pull it off, then by all means. :3

>>24296832
>Dirty work arm
The best kind. ;)

-Diana
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>>24297388
Great minds, girl!!! =)

>> MORNING WAKE UP REQUEST <<
I realize this may not be in the cards given the work week, but would like to see some pics of you guys in a casual morning wake up routine. At a counter or kitchen table, reading newsfeeds, drinking coffee/tea, walking dogs, etc... anything where we can see it's a bit of a quieter time for you to prep and get ready for the day.
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Man, this is a lot harder to do with a camera in the way.

>>24292863
Yeah, normally I wouldn't drink much on a work night. Good ol' labor day, letting me party! :D

>>24293428
>Hahaha, no- but I'll take that as an excuse to see your hand on gates and/or fences any day!!
Well, I can't be right all the time, I suppose~

>>24295461
>You better buy some nice glasses, they will last for the rest of your life while looking good!
That's the plan. I've got shot glasses and a nice pint glass, so all I really need is a proper coffee mug and some nice glasses, and I'll be set.

>>24297407
>>> MORNING WAKE UP REQUEST <<
I'll give that a try if I'm up early enough tomorrow~
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>>24286883
>>24285591
>>24285770
God is good
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>>24297374
>entire sets
I wish I could pull more off there- my veins pop and my forearms are almost always tense somehow because I'm using my hands so much (and maybe the dirt makes my arms look manlier?). But, of course, therein lies the problem- I can mostly only get shots when I've got a hand free (this part doesn't happen all that often), and when I can keep track of everyone else in the shop so I don't have to answer potentially awkward questions about what I'm doing. I think you understand this already, and I know you're not actually disappointed- but I do wish I could get more there. Sometimes I'm working, and I look down, and think "Man, this would be a good shot for the thread. Why don't I have a personal photographer?" So many missed opportunities...

>>24297379
I'm glad you like it dirty... that's how it spends most of its time at work. Jeez, where did you think I was going with that? Pervert ;)
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>>24297431
Yes. Be responsible. That's always good.

>>24297474
Those are men, explicitly not God.

>>24297700
Pervert? That's just the tip of the iceberg...
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>>24296301
It's a bit big for my preference, but it somehow fits your hand.

>>24297700
If you just wanted to show us your dirty arm, you could try to get some pictures during a break, or in the bathroom or something. Though I certainly like the random pictures you manage to take while working.

And I definitely agree with Diana. Dirty arms are great arms.
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>>24297407
>>> MORNING WAKE UP REQUEST <<
>>24285502
>>> DIFFUSE LIGHT SOURCE PICS <<
My camera doesn't do so well with low-light stuff, so I might try again later and see if I can get a little more clarity out of it.
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But anyway, good morning, thread~
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>>24298835
Good morning! Yah, more soft light would be great if possible, but I love your hand on a mug anyway.

>>24298839
Hehehehe ;)
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I was going to run but sadly it's raining and the trails are muddy

>>24297374
Oh yeah I have hairy arms, I'm greek so its in my blood

>>24297379
I would look up antique ones, I bought mine from an antique store in Athens
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>>24299538
Oh my goodness. Pls more arms and lips/neck! Like the stool you have there- if possible, show us you, leaning forward with both hands on stool. Maybe lifting/ picking up stool (or anything else that's heavy)...
Would continue, but busy times... Be back later.
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>>24299636
Sadly I'm on vacation so I can only take pictures with my phone. I'll try and get some setup for better pictures. I like your thinking though
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>>24297431
Ooooh, stupid coin tricks/games! Yay! =) How many times did you "lose", in that you had to drink?

>>24297700
>I think you understand this already, and I know you're not actually disappointed
Correct. Although, you know that some people have drones taking vacation pics for them. We should just get a sponsor and have a thread drone follow you guys around at opportune times. Heck, why stop at one drone... let's deploy a motherfuckin' fleet!

>>24299747
Sweet! In the meantime, man... that is a nice neck. And great lips to go with. Thx!!
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>bamp
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>>24292192
I do too! I've never seen anything like them.

>>24292389
Yes I love the quick fingers!

>>24292404
That's so true! It makes me sad.

>>24292452
Meaty arms yiiiis!

>>24292604
You're brave. The thought of gin turns my stomach these days.

>>24294540
I do love a good belt photo.

>>24295467
We're you out picking berries?

>>24298839
The darkness, was it actually morning?

>>24299538
Mmmfff! That fuzz!
>>24299747
Those collar bones have me sweating a bit
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>> PET PLAY REQUEST <<
Not that kind of pet play, you wonderful perverts. More like- can we see some commands being given to doggies that went through obedience school? Or any kind of pet nuzzles and holding is cool with me. Thx =)
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Here's like the exact same picture to the last one I put in one of these, except this time with extra dirt

Lots of wood handling today, not even the fun sort
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>>24296131
I have to say, I kind of missed the thread a bit, especially the banter and jokes.

>>24297431
Best get sets of 6-8, in case you end up having guests over and all! Now that you say it, I really need some good coffee mugs.

>>24297407
So, in other words you want to see me hit the snooze button all the time? Or where I cuddle myself into my sheets again after waking up, trying to get more rest?

>>24297379
Oh, are you new? I don't remember a Diana!

>>24302915
Yup! It's kind of relaxing for a change, between all the work. Also you can always eat lots of them while picking them!

>Don't really have much to post but here have some plums (too bad the joke doesn't work in English, otherwise I would've made it here).
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>>24300855
>>24302915
How do yall feel about hands in hair?

I don't have enough to really pull and wrap my fingers around it. It's one of my favorite things to play with people's hair.
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>>24298641
>in the bathroom
Oh god, that thing is 30 something years old, slightly neglected, and the light in there is terrible. Nope- for all of our sakes.

>>24297800
I'll give you the tip of the Iceberg...That's what I call my penis.
>not really, but I had to take the setup ;)

>>24300855
>fleet of drones
Who pilots them? Would the ladies here have to work out a schedule to pilot them over wireless? This would also lead to potentially awkward and amusing questions at work-
"Why is there a drone following you around?"
"Well, there are these 4 or 5 ladies on the internet...umm, never mind. It's an art project for my friend."

>>24302915
And also no more MSA posts- you guys lose doubly.

Who wants me to go shopping with them just so I can hold bags for you? (Sorry, Earth, I went straight after work and didn't have my reusable bags with me)
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>>24304427
The name is new. I've been around for a while.

>>24304526
I'm a pretty big fan of this. The first thing I thought of when I saw this shot was that you look like Matt Bomer like this.

>>24305126
>had to take the setup
I was testing your resolve. ;)

Did you get it all in one trip? I understand that's a matter of pride for guys. Lol.
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>>24299346
>Yah, more soft light would be great if possible, but I love your hand on a mug anyway.
I'll see what I can do - that one's (unfortunately) a bit dependent on the weather for me.

>>24300855
>Ooooh, stupid coin tricks/games! Yay! =) How many times did you "lose", in that you had to drink?
Weeeell, I wasn't really keeping count~

>>24302915
>You're brave. The thought of gin turns my stomach these days.
It's one of those things where you love it or hate it, I guess. I don't know very many people who don't have strong feelings about gin.
What I've got is the good stuff, though - it's smooth enough to pour warm and drink straight.

>The darkness, was it actually morning?
It really was. Not a lot of windows in my apartment, so it's pretty dark with the lights off, even at 7am.
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>>24305126
"Iceberg, right ahead!!!" Hahaha
Laughed so hard at your post =)
Gonna google to see whether they named the iceberg that sank the Titanic... So we can name your schlong.

>>24304526
Yes!! More man hands in hair!!!

>>24304427
I miss our jokes and banter, too. So busy...

>>24304087
Hehehe... Still, this is a great pic

>>24305913
>>24305938
Second shot... Hnnnng
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Arms
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>>24305314
>testing my resolve
I have almost no resolve when it comes to not taking set ups for joking innuendo in this thread. And real life. So that means I aced the test, right?


>>24306771
>iceberg
After it penetrated, the vessel was flooded... (I know that should happen before penetration, but work with me here).
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>>24308370
I'm fairly certain the Titanic was wet before the iceberg penetrated..
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>>24308431
Yeah, but not on the inside, right? I was under the impression that's helpful in that situation. Or have I been doing it wrong all these years?
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>>24308489
Probably not. Now stop killing my bad attempt at a joke! ;)
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>>24308568
Hey, you started it. :P
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>>24308630
You continued!
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First time posting here, hello everyone.
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>>24308370
Yes, you aced the test.

>>24308676
Hello vascular neck... *drools a little*
Damn that vampirism... getting me all hungry.
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Fyp8
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>>24308637
Yeah, I've been bored on my day off so I thought I'd keep replying since you're not always active here. Glad you popped up.

I'm kinda running out of ideas for pictures. The dogs here aren't trained all that well, and my phone doesn't like the diffuse light request that much.
"I wish I had more hands, so I could give page 8 four thumbs down!" -Rick James, portrayed by Dave Chappelle, inspired by stories from Charlie Murphy, and re-purposed by Torque for this thread bump.
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>>24306971
Veins, but too close. Can't see the arm for the veins... something something forest trees?
>>24307031
Nice arm, but I must go blind my mind's eye to the bare foot in the background.

>>24307841
>Arms
Or rather, arm. A nice one in its singularity, though.

>>24308370
Hehehe... that brick wall and your limbs - so comforting, man. And hot. Comforting and hot.

>>24308676
Hey anon. That's some serious neck muscles, thx! Were you exceptionally angry? Like as if someone cut you off in traffic, despite having your turn signal indicator on? Or are you normally just this vascular/bulgy?

>>24310442
hahahahaha!!!! <3 OMG... Torque, what I would do even to just have a day off and watch TV with you...
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>>24310442
BTW, do you have a chair without arms? Thought you could do some of the sitting poses for us...

Poses with chair with a back but no arms:
-standing, have hand(s) on back of chair, either gripping it or resting on the back of chair
-still standing, pull on back of chair, potentially gesturing with other hand as if to offer girl a seat
-sitting in chair, one forearm draped on back of chair while hand is relaxed and fingers are kinda pointing down. The other arm is crossed against your laid back body, holding fingers of the hand which has the forearm resting on the back of the chair
-sitting- any "thinking" position where you're leaned forward, elbow on a knee and fingers at mouth or stroking beard /chin/ neck. The other arm would be palm down on your thigh
-standing, swivel chair on 1 leg (for webm fans and fans of wrist action)
-sitting- straddle chair and cross arms in top of the back of the chair
-sitting- straddle chair and hug the back of the chair such that forearms are crossed in an X of sorts
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>> REGULARS - FALL WARDROBE REQUEST <<
I know the thread's been a bit slow. I myself have been preoccupied with work and other creative endeavors... and Books is on vacay, and Brandt ... *muffled wails and sobbing and ugly, ferocious tantrums* *TANTRUM EXPLOSION BREAKS TANTRUM MEASURING SCALE*

*collects self*

But! For new guys and regulars - has the weather changed enough for a change of wardrobe? I know I saw some fallen leaves in Nolly and Torque's pics... so maybe we'll start to see some rolled up long-sleeve shirts, sloooooow removal of said shirts, etc.?
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I forgot how horrible DC parking was - but this is why we show up early.

Anyway, I found this mixing console - I know one of y'all was looking for one of these like... two months ago? Three months ago? Something like that. (though I figured it prudent not to go up and actually fuck with it).

>>24310883
>But! For new guys and regulars - has the weather changed enough for a change of wardrobe? I know I saw some fallen leaves in Nolly and Torque's pics... so maybe we'll start to see some rolled up long-sleeve shirts, sloooooow removal of said shirts, etc.?
>winter
>long sleeved shirts
>*maniacal laughter*
I wear t-shirts even when it's snowing. :D
(It's pretty rare for me to break out the long-sleeves - it's gotta be /cold/)
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>>24310442
But I'm always here, just.. lurking >_>
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>>24311070
Oh nice!!!! Yes, that was me. Because I have a thing for things like that.
>to be utterly vague in descriptors and yet incredibly specific about fetishes...
How was the show?!
>I wear t-shirts even when it's snowing.
Why do guys do this? I know it's not just you...

>>24311562
Pretty cool veins, thx! I can't tell- what's the band name on your shirt? (Assuming it's "Something Records")
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>>24311602

Infected Records. (That won't ring a bell.)
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>>24304526
Come run your fingers through my hair!

>>24305126
Yeh man it sucks!

>>24305913
I use to love it, but it fucks me up horrendously. I stick with beer these days.
>>24305938
Mmmffff jesus.
>>24306971
>>24307031
Dem veins. I want to lick them.

>>24308676
Traps to die for.

>>24311562
>>24311622
Such vascular men in this thread.
P.s. that fuzz looks red, am I wrong?
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>>24285459
sup ladies?
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>>24311705

Yeah ginger fuzz. Copperblonde on my head tho. Light bodyhair everywhere else.
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>>24311622
>>24312130
Ah, no Infected Records doesn't ring a bell but thx for sharing! Is it your own label? Thx for sharing your pix
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>>24311705
Yes mam, I could just spend hours running my hands through hair

>>24306771
You heard her boys, let's get some hands in hair

>>24305314
Haha I wish I looked like Matt Bomer, I've been told I look like Jon Snow with my hair

>>24303760
Well it's not my pet but here's me massaging my neighbors cat
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>>24308702
>aced the test
Can I get a gold star, too? It's been so long.

>>24310857
Yeah, girl, come on over. I have Netflix. We can chill. =)
>>24310866
I found a chair and saved these pose suggestions, but it might be next week before I can pull these off.

>>24311538
I know you're usually lurking. I was glad you were commenting when I was around.

I had to do yard work, and I got a new phone/camera. I wanted to get more shots, but I was not always alone.
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Just started working out again.
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>>24313477
OMG, this is adorable! And your hands and arms need to make more appearances ITT. Greek God level.

>>24313479
Hnnnnng! Those arms! Netflix and chill for days. You can DVD me. =) No rush on the chair pics, just an idea for you!
>>24313483
I can't even. *fans self*

>>24313675
Whut. Crazy muscles. Almost scary.
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>>24313479
>I was not always alone.
Drat. I see I missed my opportunity to say in a lecherous way, "the more guys, the merrier". Must up my perv game.
>but not to worry- you'd be more than enough to uh... fills my needs.
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>>24314747
^^fill, not fills
>would also remove the verbiage "I see". Then again, this is the web and I am on mobile. Sorry. Compulsions.
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Random pic bump.
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Didn't know you had to have smooth hands to be in here
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>tfw no bf with gorgeous arms and lots of jewelry to tie up and suck on his fingers to get him hard and other stuff
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>>24316957
You definitely don't.
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>>24285459
im here
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>>24314193
>for days
Sure, just give me notice so I can arrange to use some vacation time...;)
>>24314747
>missed opportunity to say in a lecherous way "the more guys, the merrier"
There's no slut shaming in this thread, so there is also no "not-slut" shaming ITT.

>>24316957
Nah, the ladies here like all kinds of hands, arms, etc... The range of regulars has included engineers and manual laborers alike. The way you present yourself (tone of posts/content, "personality" of comments) is pretty important to the regular commenters and lurkers here.
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>>24319088
Also, I did not mean to imply that engineers could never have rough hands.
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>>24285591
fuck, i wanna be crushed by your thighs
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am I doing this right?
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Bossy, you asked about weather change and wardrobes adapting. It's still 95 degrees here, so it might be a while for me and any other southerner posters.
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I might retry this one and the chair pulling poses again later. I only had a little time to play with my "hands free picture taking set up" and would like to get the framing a little better.
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I didn't realize how much this would look like I'm mounting the chair in a sexual way to me. Maybe you'll see something different.
"Yeah, keep your back up and seat down, girl. Just like that."
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The light changed right after I got my phone out, so I was only able to take the one picture. Oh well.

>>24317088
>>tfw no bf with gorgeous arms and lots of jewelry to tie up and suck on his fingers to get him hard and other stuff
I should go look for my watch. I know I've got it around here somewhere.

>>24319203
>Bossy, you asked about weather change and wardrobes adapting. It's still 95 degrees here, so it might be a while for me and any other southerner posters.
Yeah, it's been in the 90's almost all week here, despite what the leaves are doing.
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>>24318979
But it's like you're ashamed of your couch and the tops of your fingers...

>>24319088
Wewp!!!! Your chair pics are here, complete with commentary, limbs and brick wall!! And now, for the spontaneous 1-person flash mob, also known as a solo, or spaz.

>>24319105
Nods for the wardrobe, per usual

>>24319126
Wouldn't mind if you shared more- the thread is less about man limbs achieving ideal ratios, hair follicle density, and vascularity. Help us see what you're good at. =)

>>24319155
So thoughtful! Do you prefer this position or the thoughtful gaze out a window / sliding door? ;)

>>24319181
Yep. 10. I think Soranon did this post for us and then disappeared... Everyone should do this one. Thx!

>>24319203
Yeesh. Well, I remember those sweltering fall days in the SE and have no expectations on when / whether requests will be filled. =) but appreciate the heads-up! And these fab pics!!

>>24319266
You look 10' tall here. And how convenient that your chair had a built-in handle!!! You can do lots with this one =) so good!

>>24319324
Gulp. Having problems now... With this. And now I'm being reminded of Brandt's chair sets.
>everyone, time to break out the umbrellas and waterproof gear...

>>24319632
Oh, but it is a fine, fine pic. Thx!!!!
Or rather- it is a fahhhhhhne pic.
Love the perspective, reflection and background- complements your arm which is all golden fm the sun. Fuzzzzzy.

Thx, guys!!!!
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>>24319811
im not ashamed of my bed* or fingers, i was just sitting in a weird position :/ i can put better pics up later
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>>24314193
Be prepared for more cat pictures, there's plenty around me.

In the meantime an early morning picture right out of bed
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>>24320108
Heh- I was teasing ya- would love to see more

>>24320691
Oh. my. goodness.
...
Yeeeeeeeah. That's a good pic.
*looks for paper bag to breathe into to calm down*
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I've been letting my nails grow out and manicuring them. Is that weird? Would prefer a girls opinion if any are around.
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>>24322105
It might be unusual, but you do you, anon! Personally, as a straight female, I prefer a more rugged set of hands on guys.
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>>24322533
I've always been told I have nice hands, so I figured I'd keep them looking nice.
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>>24285459
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>>24319811
I think I prefer the "standing thoughtful" position more than the seated thinking man.
I'm always happy to provide pics for the thread. Thanks for the comments and attention.

Late night (for me) smirky, lewd bump.
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>>24323622
Well, I'm dead.
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>>24323622
I'm sorry for the delay in reply!!! It took me some time to recover from seeing this hnnnnnng pic. Might still be recovering, in fact. ;) holy wow.
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Well, I'm up earlier than usual. Good morning, thread~
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>>24323024
Oh, Jesus.

I die.
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These threads are still going? B)
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>>24325065
Well look who it is!
Of course they are, don't underestimate us ;)
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>>24325139
You're right, I shouldn't!
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veining
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>>24304526
Ugh, I love it when women play with my hair, run their hands through it and pull on it when I'm fucking them.
And love doing the same, though not really much of a hairpuller, mostly playing with it.

>>24305314
Oh, okay, but good to see more women chatting!

>>24306771
How is catwoman doing?

>Sorry for bad quality, but frontcamera isn't very good :(
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>>24324526
NOOO!! Here, I have something to jump your heart off with. Hmm, do you have nipple clamps or something?

>>24324528
Take all the time you need to work through your reactions. Didn't you once say something about your imagination eliciting physiological responses? :)
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>>24324787
Good evening, now! Nice pic- looks relatively tranquil...

>>24325065
Eeeeek!!! How are you?! It's always a heart jolt seeing you back =)
>>24325175
We might go back to being jealous of masking tape rolls, heh

>>24325734
Well, I'm not sure I want this thread to be responsible for turning "vein" into a verb, but I suppose there are better things to worry about. Nice arms!

>>24326007
I think Cat is her same fabulous self- she's still around! Although we both might be dedicated more time to work and life of late. And I'm so pleased to see the fingers in hair shots =) for the guys with shorn heads, it's OK to rub your skull stubble. I don't mind...

>>24326488
>physiological reactions
*sly smile* indeed, I did. ;)
>would transfer my AAA membership to Torque for pic related services. Whoa.
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>>24326488
I do! With chain or without? ;)
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>>24326562
I'm good :) how are you?
Maybe.. l recall you were jealous of alot of inanimate objects :D
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>>24329080
Saved
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>>24326562
That's good to know :)
Finally having a bit more freetime since things seem to work good so far, who would've thought I would end up there, almost like a dream come true.

>>24328752
Nice, nipple clamps are hot, but I would prefer to personally pinch them with my fingers.

>Ignore my wrinkly forehead, I was looking up at my phone all the time :P
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First time postan...here goes
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Veins
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>>24330094
Saved.
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>>24330101
all for the people :D
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>>24329080
Hahaha... OMG, where are the belt enthusiasts? I mean, not that I'm not one... but when you took a break we had a few transients stop by for some belt-induced orgasms... we've missed you!@$!

>>24329406
Yuuuuus... fingers in your hair! We don't mind wrinkly foreheads. In fact, I kinda find them attractive.

>>24330081
Thx anon, although it looks like your mirror has uh... had some moisture shoot/spill onto it? ;)

>>24330094
Ooooof. Indeed.
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>>24326562
My service area is a little limited, so you might want to keep AAA. But I'd travel like an hour or so to help you out... of those clothes (I'd actually help you out if you were stranded, too).

>>24328752
Well, the chain would help if trying to use them as jumper cables, but I'm guessing you recovered from death since your still posting. It's a miracle! We can still use those clamps, if you want, though.

I'm just experimenting with my new phone/camera here.
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>>24329114
Nnnnnnice!
>>24330480
I don't know who's who ITT though :(
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>>24330529
Saved.
>>24330736
Kinky knifeplay
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>>24330529
Good lord. Well, I currently don't have on much in the way of clothes, so even if it took you travel time, I'd save ya the time when it comes down to giving me a ... Jump.
>image quality looks fab!

>>24330736
Those hands! Dat knife! Dat filename!
Yah, I'm Bossypants... Cat identifies when she's on... And Stockholm and Diana will identify with their IDs as well. =) I know Fields has been crushed of late, but she's awesome and hopefully will come back...
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>>24330849
Last time I posted knife play in here I managed to stab myself..
>>24331342
The good ol' gang :')
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>>24330529
Sounds like fun.

>>24330736
>>24325139
Stockholm here!
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>>24332327
How's it going? Is it as hot in Sthlm as in Trollhättan? Lik
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>>24332480
Like 25°c*
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>>24332480
It's been hovering around 20 for us, but it still somehow managed to be hot as hell.
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>>24332098
Oh man... I've missed those moles and hands and arms and tats and and and.... ;)
>>24332480
Ffffffuuuu... and those crotch perspective shots. ;) Are you gonna show us some tricks / poses with the deck? We had a longboard guy on the last thread - was hoping he'd come back!
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>>24330529
Oh gosh, this is a good shot. Low light and kneeling and so vascular. <3

>>24330736
I kinda really like this shot. Something about it...

>>24332483
>>24333196
HAH. It's like 40 here. Get on my level. noplsactuallytakemesomewherecolder

-Diana
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>>24333407
Maybe more like 35. I just looked up the weather. MIGHT AS WELL BE 40. GOD.
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>>24333196
Ugh it's too warm!
>>24333296
and and and what? ;D
Might do that! Once I get my flips down..

>>24333407
Does it... keep you on the edge? *badumpsch*
>>24333422
35? Wayyyy to hot!
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>>24333616
It's still 16 here, and I'm still sweating.

>>24333407
Mmmmmno. You can keep that weather to yourself. I am quite happy on my level :P
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>>24331342
You wouldn't want to watch my fingers undo your buttons? Your belt? Feel them slide inside the waist of your pants to slowly work them off your hips?

>>24332327
I've never actually played with nipple clamps before. They seem simple enough, so hopefully there isn't too much of a learning curve.

>>24333407
Hey, sometimes you have to get on your knees to get the job done.
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>>24333769
Saved.
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so.... is this thread kill?
not much going on here lately!?
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>>24333998
This is beautiful
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>>24333800
Glad you liked the pic. Feel free to make suggestions if you have something in mind that you'd like to see.

>>24333998
The thread has slowed down a little bit, but "kill" it is not, yet.
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>>24333616
Hahaha re: daddycock file name and hnnnng re: forearm!!! Oh, in true form, 6'6...

>>24333769
>undressing dirty talk
Yeah, that's not a kink or anything... eeeeep. As if your arms weren't stimulating enough.

>>24333998
Green!!! How've you been? Missed you...have your started shopping for shirts in the men's department now? ;) not that we mind the shrunken tee you had to peel off...

>>24334378
Mmmm, that lean in. Well, requests outside of what I had listed might seem too mime-ish... Cuz what I really wanna do is give you a lap dance. Blargh.
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>>24333769
They're really quite simple. Nothing to it at all. If nothing else, I would be happy to teach you.

>>24333998
That's some lovely looking.... vegetables you have there.
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ladyfingers
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Cat woman popping in after spending 3 cellphoneless days in the woods :(
>>24312130
I quite enjoy it!

>>24313477
Mmmmf yas please

>>24313675
Good jesus.

>>24319088
>>24319105
>>24319155
>>24319181
>>24319203
>>24319266
>>24319324
Oh how I've missed gawking and drooling over your veiny arms.

>>24320691
>more cat pictures
I can't get enough of the kitty lovin' in this thread.

>>24323622
Oh god, I'm sweating.

>>24324787
It's pretty! Do you have a balcony?!

>>24325065
Yas bb!

>>24326007
Well! I've had some recent scheduling changes and mandatory overtime so a camping trip was in order!

>>24329080
Guhhh yes!

>>24330094
So many veins!

>>24330736
>>24332098
I've been absentish for many reasons. Buuuut I'm back! And happy to see that you've popped in my dear.
>>24332480
Oh how I've missed looking at your undies!

Guys, I'll be back later today!
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>>24335402
Daddycock filename? Hahaha
Yeah I guess I am in form! ;D
>>24336226
Hi! How are you?
I should go take some more pics today B)
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>>24334070
>>24336039
the veggie pics seem to hit a nerve with you guys :)

>>24335402
I swear to god, that shirt was a regular size M !
Some help peeling would've been nice, tho ;)
I did actually go shopping for board shorts recently
In the mens department.....
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>>24334070
>>24336039
also:
more veggies
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>>24337157
>>24337164
You are perfect, thank you.

Also, saved.
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>>24337164
Oh hey, your neatly trimmed basil bush!
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Hot day = open up the freezer and lay down.
Ez fix
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It's been far too long since i've had some fun here.
Good to see these threads are still going!
Anyone still up at this time?
Might dump some fun superhero pictures later.
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>>24338005
I support the dump.
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>>24338005
Damn the quality of these threads has improved so much since i last visited. I'm glad to see so many people being creative and having their own style. Wondering if i can even live up to the standard anymore?
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>>24338063
Anyhow, just gonna finish dumping this little set for now. Might dump the fun ones after i get some sleep.
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>>24338069
Is bodyhair still acceptable here? Have been too lazy to shave recently.
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>>24323024
More of you please! I wanna lick your nipples...
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>>24337164
let me be the eve to your adam <3
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>>24338076
really lovely pic
especially nice to see a smile
your build and the hair look really nice, thnx!
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>>24336160
Awwww... but kitteh!

>>24336384
hehehe... I guess that would make you solderbro? Nah, either way... 6'6 hellz yeah!!! I'm convinced you could be holding rubber dog poop. Or even real dog feces. And it would still be hot. Don't introduce any of those kinks to us, though. Pass. ;)

>>24337157
OH. MUH. GAWD.
>Some help peeling would've been nice, tho
Hm... well, as discussed earlier in the thread, undressing guys slowly and sensually is a kink of mine... Those board shorts better be making an appearing ITT is all I'm sayin'...
>>24337164
You can re-post this in every thread and we wouldn't complain. =D

>>24337761
Mmmmhmmm! Dat armpit... so inviting. =)

>>24337770
A good pose, albeit grainy

>>24338005
*shriek* QT5k!!! I thought you'd run off with your redhead student forevAR!
>>24338063
>Quality being up
You missed Brandt's thread contributions, too! I don't think you guys even overlapped. =( But yas, we're a little slow these days given people's work, vacation, etc... but still adore our regular contributors. You will always be welcome here. =) We had a couple of transients that I'm hoping come back, too... Perseus, Captain Jack Sparrow, Pepe's Dad, Waffles, etc.
>>24338069
>dat neck
>those collarbones
>dat scruff!!$$%@!%
>>24338076
And most of all... DAT QT SMILE. Missed ya tons. <3 <3 <3
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someone take a picture or make a webm/gif of themselves laying their hand on their thigh and then sliding down the side of their leg into the inner corner by their crotch.

i feel like this is too oddly specific though to get any guys to actually do it ;-;

something about manly men doing sensual, feminine things make me horny as fuck
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>>24338989
Second
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>>24338820
Yeah, nah, I'm not gonna hold any poop! ;)
>>24338820
Open 24/7! ;D

>>24338989
I'll do this

It's ok to get drunk on wine at lunchtime if the weather is nice, right?
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>>24340794
That image name is amazing.
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>>24340803
Totally French filename.
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>>24285459
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Ooh why not...
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>>24340794
Cheers!!! Wish I were there with ya =)

>>24340845
Mmmmm. You, handling wood. Ten! Tey-un!!!

>>24340861
An anon of so few words...

>>24341345
Why not, indeed! An attitude all
men should bear when it comes to posting ITT. Thx!
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Good morning /mhfn/
Marking up some holes on this rainy Saturday
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>>24341948

I guess i'm new here. kinda had dysmorphia my whole life, weird to see myself

this picture was when i was staying back at my parents house over the summer. can't really make new ones because i'm not alone right now
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>>24341955
Hehe... What better thing to do on a ... wet Saturday?

>>24341963
Cool, thanks for sharing! You look strong.

>>24341966
Long / tall... And laconic
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Nolly here, back from an interesting show at a bar I've never been to before.

>>24326562
>Good evening, now! Nice pic- looks relatively tranquil...
It usually is, in the morning. Then the sun comes up and all hell breaks loose.
>goddamn kids. GET OFF MY LAWN

>>24336226
>It's pretty! Do you have a balcony?!
I do! It's nice to stand out there and relax.

>>24338989
>someone take a picture or make a webm/gif of themselves laying their hand on their thigh and then sliding down the side of their leg into the inner corner by their crotch.
Something like this?

>i feel like this is too oddly specific though to get any guys to actually do it ;-;
You say too specific, I say just specific enough! :D
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>>24343564
This was way hotter than I originally thought it'd be

Saved.
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Perhaps here I will find (You)s?
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>>24343615
Saved.
Can you do like picture related?

Also, you have an interesting mix of things in your background there.
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>>24285459
Im sure everyone missed me (waffles)
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>>24343564
Omg thank gawd you're back!!!

>>24343615
Two thumbs up for moar

>>24343803
We did!!! Looking good
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>>24343615
ooh. yea! more, please!

>>24343803
welcome baaack!
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>>24341948
Same! We could handle all kinds of wood! B)
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Went a little too heavy today
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>>24344362
Decided I needed a profile pic so I could hear all the compliments about my jaw..
>>24344433
Thank you :)
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>>24290156
Grow some legs
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>>24336384
Fantastiiiiiic!

>>24337157
I see a hint of that booty!

>>24337164
Jesus h christ....


>>24337761
Still super hot there, huh?

>>24337770
Oh haaaiiiii!

>>24338005
Fully agreed
>>24338063
>>24338069
>>24338076
I will fuck that smirk right off your face. Well..... You'll probably still be smiling after.

>>24340794
Yes it is!

>>24341345
More!

>>24341955
I have a hole that needs attention

>>24341963
Mmmffff that forearm definition.

>>24341966
I'm going you nibble the fuck out of those collar bones.

>>24343564
Oh christ. This webm is going to make me faint, fffffuck!

>>24343803
Oh yaaas!

>>24344477
Why do you have to be so damn fine?!

>>24345563
Ouch :( it looks so painful

>>24346049
It's quite nice!
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>>24338820
I would never leave you guys, always end up coming back anyway, haha.

>>24346324
I'm pretty sure i'm always smirking, but you're welcome to try as many times as you'd like. I wouldn't mind.

Also, I'll upload a set of me dressed as Captain America doing all sorts of fun poses later today. I never back down on promises
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>>24344477
Ooooh. Yeah, you know I'm interested in whatchu got going on in the lumber department. ;)

>>24345563
Ayyyye- but hopefully those will close up soon and give you some nice callouses

>>24346049
A wise decision. Has your jaw been lifting, too?
>dumbass joke about strong jaw

>>24346482
Hell yeah! It would be great if this sparks a Capt America lookalike type o' contest between you and Green. He has a couple of entries on ya. ;)
xoxo
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>>24346324
Hot, yes. But not today!

>why do you have to be so damn fine?
Ok I'll stop! B)

>>24346787
>lumber department
I've got plenty of wood for you to work with
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>>24338820
>undressing guys slowly and sensually is a kink of mine...
I think I have an idea for a set related to this

>>24337233
>>24338247
<3

>>24337246
It has had a slight change in color since this pic was taken :'(

>finding pics on my phone I haven't posted yet
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I have so many mixed feelings about this thread right now. It's somewhere between desire and laughing my ass off. Keep it up guys. :3
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>>24347032
fuckkkk do want
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>>24347061
Desire and laughter, good combo B)

Cat and BP, don't mention this is a really old repost ;D
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>>24346324
Thank you!
>>24346787
My jaw is always lifting..thats why im a good kisser
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>>24347032
>a slight change in color
Oh no! What happened to it?
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>>24347032
I demand (beg) for more veggie pics.
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Bump from page 10
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bumpin'
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>>24347025
>Ok I'll stop! B)
No no... we never want you to stahhhhp!

>>24347032
Dayum. Holding a shirt pose is ... guuuuuud.

>set related to undressing guys slowly and sensually
Uhhhhhh... yeah. Booking my trip to Germany to help you with that.

>>24347061
>desire and LMAO
definitely the primary two emotions you get from /mhfn/ ;)

>>24347205
>Cat and BP, don't mention this is a really old repost ;D
OMG... feel free to do re-posts like this, esp. after hiatuses! I believe this is the one that induces hands-free orgasm in women around the world...

>>24347372
>My jaw is always lifting..thats why im a good kisser
Well, your tongue should have talents, too.

>>24350549
hehehehe! c'mere and bump us...
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>>24350848
I knoww, I won't stop!

Ok, I still have some of the older webms :3
Oh I'll bump you alright..
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This costume is fun. Was a great success at the party i attended as well.
Any poses i should do before i put the Captain away for the night?
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>>24351054
I feel like i'm always doing sets of 3. Maybe that should be my thing.
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>>24351059
I honestly suck at coming up with ideas for these things. Maybe i should just take the costume off instead.
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>>24351059
dude can I get a full shot of this shirt, looks kinda cool
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>>24351061
>Maybe i should just take the costume off instead.
seconded
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>>24351069
It's actually a full costume.
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>>24351097
nice, also nice bluge
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>>24351069
But it's easy to take off though, which is definitely a plus.
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>>24351097
Are they soft?

You could use them as footsie pjs
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>>24351106
Haha, yeah it doesn't really leave much out. Woops.

>>24351110
Yeah it's comfortable as fk.
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Not sure if you even remember me.
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>it's not actually JD
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>>24351177
Did you look at the thread with the guys butt on the screen?

Dude posted his ass and then got mad when people made edits of it, he started calling people fags and saying he'd call the police.
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>>24351133
>>24351177
Haven't been to these threads for almost 4 months, so you'll have to excuse me for not remembering! Enjoying a rather special brew myself atm.
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>>24351186
Need a good laugh, so i'm actually checking this out right now.
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>>24351186
Haha, no. I just open up soc every couple of months when I'm drunk, and look for familiar threads. I don't pay much mind to all to all the "lewd" threads.
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>>24351199
can I see your face?
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>>24351212
We don't do faces in this thread
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>>24351203
It's a beautiful sight to behold.
>>24351204
It's not even lewd, just hilarious and absurd,
>>24351212
>2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. Try to crop around nose level and up... We prefer the mystery of anonymity.
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>>24351212
>>24351220
Sorry, as >>24351220 said, thread rules and all. Besides, i feel more comfortable this way.
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>>24351220
Also holy shit, that guy has to a brilliant troll, no way someone is that fucking clueless! Anyway it was definitely worth checking out, laughed myself to tears. Appreciate the heads up.
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>>24351219
Do we do chins tho? Because I feel like posting my chin for no particular reason.

>>24351220
Yeah man, ass is lewd no matter the circumstances. Although I've read through it now and... damn.
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>>24351241
The sad thing is I know guys who really would do such a stupid thing and react the same way.
>>24351250
Yesm. Your facial hair is beautiful.
I meant the thread isn't really lewd.
Sure, there's an ass there, but I wouldn't consider that thread good fapping material.
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>>24351250
Basically nose down, but with no lewd bits. Chin + neck is fine :D
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>>24351186
Just checked that thread out. Hilarious.
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>>24351250
If we didn't do chins i would be out of business, haha. 90% of my shit is chin and neck.

>>24351261
You have to be kidding, please tell me you are...
How obsessed with your appearance would you have to be to do something like that, wow.
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>>24351268
There will always be business for bby

Nope, welcome to rural redneck Murica
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>>24351293
Guess Scandinavia is quite the smaller sample size, maybe i just haven't been looking for stupidity in the right places.
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>>24351293
*you bby
OOops
>>24351304
Of course, the internet is a great place to start.
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>>24351312
Well we are on 4chan, so i suppose nothing is impossible here.
I'll be back in an hour or so, gonna go raid my local supermarket and make some late-night nachos.
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This thread took me like six times to reply, since I kept accidentally ctrl+shift+R'ing it.

>>24351268
I've been in a satisfactory relationship since before /soc/ was a successful offshoot of /r9k/. No fappenings happening here. I'm just trying to give back, if I can at all. Maybe I can make some risque posts after I'm done with my cut.
Thank you though. Makes me think if I should go for a shave. The picture is a few months old, and I haven't trimmed anything since last May.

>>24351304
>Scandinavia
Wrong coast, bruh.
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>>24351392
I had actually been thinking about growing my beard out recently, haven't had the balls yet though.

I take it you're from the states? I actually prefer Scandinavia most of the time, but i might be slightly biased.
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>>24351417
Nah m8, wrong coast
>of the Baltic sea
I actually lived in Denmark for a few years, a little while ago (with frequent trips to Malmö for various bands playing there).
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>>24347755
>What happened to it?
It's ded, because it was way too hot, and I didn't give it any water.

>>24346324
what booty?!?

>>24350848
>Booking my trip to Germany to help you with that.
Don't you dare lie to me!
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>>24351440
Oh wow, haha. You must've lived pretty much where i do now. Love Denmark as well.
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>>24351451
Yeah man, I lived near the Amager centret, and it was trippy as fuck to just post it, and find someone else on 4chan, who lived just a couple hundred meters away from me.
I've been living "back home" for the past 6 years because of a girl, but I've been getting the urge to move again lately.
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>>24351466
Goddamn, yeah that is really close. Copenhagen is a great city to live in as well!
Recently moved away to move in with my girlfriend as well, so i suppose i know the feeling to an extent.
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>>24351487E
It's an amazing city, but paying nearly 2k€ for an apartment is just too much.

>tfw moving from Copenhagen to a town that has lie 20k inhabitants
I actually live a few kilometers away from the city. I usually see like 2-3 people during my day.
I don't know man, it's just depressing. I miss the full streets... I miss having beers in Charlies bar on the Skindergade.
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>>24351518
>>24351487
Starting to look like I live close to all the boys :P
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>>24351524
*jealous face*
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>>24351524
Oh yeah, how close?

>sorry 'bout old picture, too drunk to take any new ones
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>>24351545
>how close?
The hint's in the name ;)
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>>24351518
Fucking tell me a bout it, rent here is a bitch.

>>24351524
Haha, what a privilege!
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>>24351537
Don't worry, I'll share all the creep shots!
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>>24351547
Damn, i really need some sort of list on who's called what ITT, have been away for so long i hardly remember anyone and i've missed sooo many people..
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>>24351547
I'm not seeing any hints.

>>24337164
Also I've be scrolling up, and that looks just like my body hair. Wonder if it's region-related.
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>>24351567
>>24351570
Stockholm
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Is it time to buy new designated board shoes when the griptape rips your sock open?
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>>24351871
Nothing a little tape couldn't fix ;)
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>>24351903
True... but I'don't have to constantly put new tape over the hole;)
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>>24351955
Yuck the front camera quality is apalling.
Have some higher quality stuff..
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>>24335402
>as if your arms weren't stimulating enough
My bad, I thought overstimulation was one of the goals of this thread :)
>lap dance
Yes, please. I just hope that my hands are allowed to wander...

>>24336039
Yes, let's both show the other what we like...

>>24336226
>missed gawking and drooling over your veiny arms
Well, I'm glad you got out in the woods and got away for a few days. I'm also glad you came back. ;)
>sweating
Is it that hot? Do I need to take off all of your clothes?

Random flexing bump.
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>>24350899
Oh hnnnnnng!

>>24351054
Ah, sorry I was out and about while you were doing this wonderful tease!! Good god.
>>24351059
Sets of 3; sets of 10; sets of n. They are all good from you, QT5K
>>24351061
The original neck guy in /mhfn/... I'm digging the scruff!
>>24351108
>>24351116
Dem collarbones!

>>24351133
Pepe's dad!
>>24351177
You had a variety of alcoholic bev at your disposal as I recall...

>>24351199
Dat smile... I think we got you to stick your tongue out at one point. Care to do so again?!

>>24351204
Definitely Pepe's dad. I'm glad we're a familiar lewd yet not nude thread for you to "come home" to... While drunk.

>>24351250
We like chins and facial hair and Adam's apples! Dat is some growth!
And shoutout to Stockholm and the others for advising on how to frame pics =)

>>24351266
I remember this pic- loved the perspective. And your hands, always. <3

>>24351448
Oh MUH GaWD. Melting. I know I mentioned you reminded me of an ex, but no... You're def hotter. Good gracious, Green. Farg.

>bossypants on mobile, to be cont.
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>>24285591
I want to go on my knees and suck you dry
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>>24351871
>>24351955
Mmmm... This second pose. Guuuuuud. I do like seeing you guys wearing headphones or ear buds.
>Not sure why. I haven't had the urge to strangle anyone in about 54 hours...
>>24352041
Quality wasn't that bad, and we accept potato quality from ya ;)

>>24352549
Well.... Overstimulation is bad. But you... YOU seem to be doing a good job of metered stimulation. Eeeeep.
>key for riding out multiple waves of orgasm
>not complainin'
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Can someone please rate my fat fucking clams?
Always been told I have short stubby fingers lol, need some opinions from others
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>>24352909
Show the other side, please.
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>>24350848
We weren't talking about tongue though

I can lick my nose, Hopefully that speaks for itself ;p
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>>24352753
I was thinking about making a piano webm, but need to find a place for the camera so it won't fall...
>>24352782
Well I'might gonna try to keep the quality high anyway ;)

Strangle in the good way or in a bad way?
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>>24351448
Goddamn! Way to make use of that lighting. I'm interested to see what you bought and how it fits you.

>>24351955
I am a big fan of this shot. I like the positioning of your fingers..

>>24352549
Hnnng so vascular...

>>24352909
I'm with >>24352920 on this. Gonna need more photos.

>>24352950
Waffles! You and I have this in common. ;)

>>24352041
>>24353877
More like this please! Belts are nice...
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>>24354046
Thanks!
I've got some more ;)
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>>24354131
More of these pls
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So I've hit my bulk weight and will start cutting soon however i took some pictures of my bulk arms for your enjoyment.
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>>24354162
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>>24354165
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>>24354142
I have a few more!
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I guess I won't quit my day job then.
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I'm a guy with very small hands. They're pretty well formed but super small - is this an unattractive thing?
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>>24354189
tyily
>>24354208
I think it depends on the person, for me, I'd rather to be with someone that has nice looking well formed hands/arms than someone with just giant hands.

I'm pretty small myself, with small hands, so it's likely that your hands would still be bigger than mine.
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>>24354217

Neato, thanks.
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>>24354217
:)
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>>24354243
>Betterthanatie
Makes more of an impact than a tie too
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>>24354247
Oh yeah, it sure does.
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>>24354271
I think you're going to need your own folder in my collection...
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>>24354272
Oh, lucky me!
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>>24351570
Niedersachsen here :)

>>24354046
I didn't end up buying it, because I'm a poorfag college student :(
Which isn't really a bad thing, because it means, there might be more changing room pics in the future...

>>24352753
>I mentioned you reminded me of an ex, but no... You're def hotter
th-thanks, I guess! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
also, the correct fit-approved term is "fuark"


Seriously though, my biggest weapon is probably my knowledge of how to properly use light
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>>24348074
I'm going to need a recipe then
I always struggle deciding on what to eat
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>>24354340
That's an awful weird veggie mane (^:

Is all of them an option?
If so: All of them
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>>24352866
Video artifacts excused! <3 this

>>24352909
I don't care to rate on a scale of 1 to 10 ITT. Or in general, since people assume you have to provide integers, blah blah blah.
I don't think you have plump mollusks hanging from your hands. Post more.

>>24352950
The only downside to mirrored shots are the reduced resolution in the reflection. Great for those of us who want that effect. But bad for those of us who want to see all your veins. ;)

>>24353877
>Strangle in the good way or in a bad way?
Hehe... strangle in the bad way. I don't get off on binding others, although I do find that fantasizing violence against people with annoying behaviors is quite soothing...

>>24354131
Mmmm... this is a oldie but goodie!

>>24354162
>>24354165
>>24354168
I dig the perspective.

>>24354189
>>24354271
Oh geez, it's like you're picking from the greatest hits of 6'6! Oh wait... they're all great. ;)

>>24354314
Still one of my fave cuffed pics EVAR. I wish everyone would do one of these. Your fingers... jesus.

>>24354320
>>24354340
I c-can't even.
>my biggest weapon is probably my knowledge of how to properly use light
We have differing opinions of what your biggest weapon is... HOLY @%(&*%@jkl. What did we do to deserve such goodness ... *muffled screams*
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>>24354131
Mmrh, this beckon...
>>24354189
Love the fingers here.
>>24354243
<3
>>24354271
Mmm, belts are so nice...
>>24354314
Oh my fucking hnnng... Thank you~ <3

>>24354320
Dat ass tho
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Hands, forearms and a baby.
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>>24354644
>Fantasizing violence against deserving people being soothing
I can totally agree.

>greatest hits
Haha, well, not all of my pics were great! I'm gonna go look for my old stuff on my hard drive later B)

>fav cuffed pics
<3

>>24354718
Glad to hear you enjoy 'em ;)

I am totally procrastinating going to the gym, so I ended up taking some pictures...
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>>24354823
I'm dead.

Aroused and dead.
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>>24354829
oh no we can't have people dying!
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ayy
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>>24354361
No, I mean if you give me a recipe idea, I'm gonna go out and buy whatever I need for it, take a couple pics, and then cook it.
I just need ideas on what i should make

>>24354644
>What did we do to deserve such goodness
Life isn't fair!
That doesn't mean you're always going to eat shit though!
Sometimes, there will also be a man so blueballed by dubsies recent posts in /sbt/, that he has to vent somehow, because he doesn't want to be one of those german /sbt/creeps.
So yeah, thank dubsie, for making my balls feel like they had mixed mentos & cola

>last one from this set
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>>24354644
Glad someone liked it.
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>>24354823
>>24354838
oh my... <3
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>>24354823
>>24354838
Oh god..

>>24354934
Video!?
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>>24354934
http://www.halfbakedharvest.com/chipotle-quinoa-sweet-potato-tacos-roasted-cranberry-pomegranate-salsa/
(^: These taste like love. (If you don't eat cheese you can leave out the cheese)

I mean, you're clearly good looking enough to go out and get rid of those blue balls.
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>>24354953
>>24354989
Glad you like it ;)

>>24354990
Not meant for me, but I'm def making this.
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>>24355012
I'm jealous of your underwear.

Take pics too pls.
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>>24355012
You're making me drool.. fucking hell
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>>24355012
Wow. It couldn't get any better. <3
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>>24354989
Yeah, but I'm not going to post it, sorry!
I just noticed the lighting and had to check up on the old gainz, so it's kind of a clumsy video.

>>24354990
That sounds at least as tasty, as it is hard to make. Will try it, once exams are over.
And I am really awkward when it comes to approaching grills.
Kind of has to do with a depressive phase and a bad break up.
I mean, I do notice them checking me out and shit, but I always find a way to fuck it up, even if it's just me not being able to close.
I haven't been laid in almost 3 years soon :/
Don't have much hope for it, before i figure my life out, though

I am most definitely not Chad!
All I want, is to just wake up on a Sunday, cook some breakfast, get baked, watch netflix, fug, watch some more netflix, order pizza and mby go for an evening walk, when it's cooled down outside.

Sorry if I ruined any phantasies / blog over
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>>24355118
It's not hard to make d:

Oh, I'm sorry, friend.
I hope everything works out for you.
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>>24355118
Why did I not post a picture?
I never do that!
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>>24355018
They're nice ;)
I'll do that!
>>24355037
Drooling is a perfect reaction
>>24355104
You flatter me!

Since I'm not home currently, have some older content!
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>>24355166
Dammit! I'm gonna need a bucket. I am totally ok with older content.
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>>24355181
Good! ;)
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>>24355153
Fuuuccckk.
This is the lumberjack fantasy.
>>24355166
>>24355284
Fuuuccckk.
This is the house husband fantasy.

It's like you don't even want me alive.
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>>24355378
House husband fantasy?
Sign me up!

"Good morning dear, I made you coffee"
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>>24355568
Hnnngg

Thank you for existing.
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>>24355591
Haha, the pleasure is all mine
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>>24355607
I'm rather new to these threads, do you have a name you go by for here?

tyily4these
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>>24355619
Yeah they just call me 6'6, because I'm 6'6 :)
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>>24355637
Oh insanely tall too?

Anything else to confirm your perfection?
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>>24355637
These file names. xD
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>>24355643
Well... I love cats, and cats love me B)

>>24355701
Filenames are my thing ;D
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>>24355728
Fun fact, I actually have a huge fear of cats.
Only my sisters too have I been able to be around without freaking out.

Also, Catnip is such a good name!
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>>24355810
Whaaat, a fear of cats? :( My two babies are super kind <3
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>>24355833
>>24355810
Also yes, Catnip is a great nickname!
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>>24355728
>>24355833
I am jealous of these cats. And of you for having these cats.
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>>24355833
It's an irrational fear.
I don't have a reason why.
Sorry bby ):
>>24355851
This for the first portion
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>>24354722
OMG. I love this, anon. Thank you. While I am a huge pervert, the bleeding marshmallow that is my heart really loves this. <3

>>24354823
>>24354838
Hnnnnnnnng. Well, you haven't forgotten how to do this, that's fer sure.
Jeez!!!!

>>24354930
Come on, now... you can't post something that interesting and not tell us the story behind it. Pls?

>>24354934
Oh my lord. if only I could actually gargle your balls until they felt like Mentos dunked in soda.

>>24355012
THEY'RE BACK!!!!!! Too excited. =)

>>24355118
>All I want, is to just wake up on a Sunday, cook some breakfast, get baked, watch netflix, fug, watch some more netflix, order pizza and mby go for an evening walk, when it's cooled down outside.
I <3 yer blogs, Green. =D Makes me wanna cuddle you. That sounds like a fine, fine Sunday.
>>24355153
I like this shirt and your arm. The shirt I like both on and off you.

>>24355166
>>24355284
>>24355568
>>24355607
Hehehehe... it's like you're picking straight from my "sixsix" folder. The last one has been duplicated across all devices...

>>24355728
Dawwwwwwww!!!!
How are your babies, BTW?! Hey Linux!
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>>24355851
Yeah you should be jealous of me! They're super special little babies. Never met any cats like them.

>>24355864
That sucks :( Cats are like, the best thing on this planet.

>>24355884
>Haven't forgotten
Hah! Thanks ;)

>undies
Remember these ones as well?

Haha, I just remember I got some great feedback on those pics ;)

Babies are great, cuddlier than ever! Linux is ALWAYS with you in the couch nowadays. As soon as you sit down she comes running!
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>>24355924
I want those underwear!

My sister's kitty is pretty great, but not the best thing.

You're going to give me a heart attack.
It's not strong enough for this.
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>>24355924
Oh, I'm >>24355643 if you couldn't tell.

Uh, I don't know if fans are supposed to have names but you can call me T.
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>>24355936
You should've met Mozart before he passed away. He was the nicest cat there ever was. Perfect for people afraid of cats ;)

Well, T, if you want these undies... why don't just take 'em? ;)
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>>24355973
I managed to post the wrong picture for the first time :(
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>>24355973
Maybe he could have been my kitty cure. </3

Because stealing is wrong!
>>24355981
No sad faces! Just more for the folder (^:

Also, I laughed v hard at that file name.
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>>24355989
Yeah probably :)

But you could still take em off!

Laughing, my favorite response!

I can't come up with any good ideas/poses. So here's a pic I just took.
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>>24356048
Also yes, I'm missing a string.
I'm missing the high E on all my guitars because I play harder than a motherfucking gangsta.
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>>24356048
It's okay, I won't die with a fear of kitties.

I might just take you up on that offer...

Your favourite?
Even dying doesn't top it?

All poses from you are good poses.
>>24356054
Yes, every gangsta I know plays a ton of guitar d:
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>>24356072
You should take me up on that offer!

I don't know, there's something special about making someone laugh.
Don't get me wrong, getting the "dying" response is really great and probably the best response apart from making someone laugh!


Aw thanks! I try ;)

They're probably all missing their E string as well!
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>>24356168
I'm jealous of your ability to make amazing file names.

Alas, I've not the power to teleport to do so.

Except when you whip your dick out and they bust a gut.

I'm really just a horny hand zombie at this point.

I need to do a gangsta guitar survey..
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>>24356185
Haha, I really just type the first thing that pops up in my head.

Yeah, you'll have to mentally take 'em off!

I've never had that happen, thankfully ;)

Horny hand zombies are my favorite kind of zombies.
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>tfw you see the time and it's 4.22am

TIME TO SLEEP, HEH.

Goodnight T and any lurkers (Seems like we're the only ones here currently...)
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>>24356261
The first thing that pops in my head is literally whatever is in the photo.

Psh. What's the fun in what?

Do you commonly rank your zombies?
>>24356272
Oh jeez. It's only 7:25pm for me.

Goodnight, and sleep well!

Pls don't die.
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>>24356279
Physically taking them off is much better, I would know because I just did that B)

I don't commonly rank my zombies! But I think I prefer zombies that would use their mouths to do other stuff than rip my flesh apart....

Die? I won't die! Heroes never die B)

Ok now I'm off to bed for real! haha
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Leg day is best day
>>24356321
Night lad
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>>24352782
>metered stimulation
Well, rhythm is key, isn't it?

>so vascular
Well, I shouldn't let my desired attributes go to waste, now should I?

>>24355884
>bleeding marshmallow that is my heart
I like this description. But I can't help but picture myself as a slightly creepy hillbilly that you run into when your car breaks down somewhere remote and saying "I like your words, woman." Maybe I'm just weird, though.

Low light and picture noise.
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>>24354046
Oops, meant to quote this post in this post >>24356511 for the >so vascular
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Any hot guy wanna a lewd chat??

Send pic first and i'll reply with one.

23f skype:

live:nicememe_2
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>>24301058
That tattoo's real fucking Nito!
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>>24355884
No story really, I was just lifting and I decided to take a pic. here's another one.
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>>24352909
Posting other side as requested
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>>24357006
I don't do rating hands with numbers, but you've nothing to worry about.
Your fingers don't look short or stubby at all. (:
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>>24354046
Oh do we?

you should test that tongue out on me sometime..
>>24354644
Yes sadly i know. That and the fact that I shake makes it not super great but I thought it was ok
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Stockholm here. I'm not gonna quote all the posts because I'm on mobile for now, but this thread makes mornings an interesting mix between amazing and frustrating.
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>>24357045
Yayyy thanks anon <3
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Hay hay hay
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>>24352753
Might be persuaded to do so again.
Also, maybe i should make more webm's this one was fun to do.
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>>24356511
Mm, that's mighty comfy looking.

>>24356536
How could you? <\3

>>24356782
Blurry hipbones never looked so good.

>>24357006
Very acceptable.

>>24357046
We should compare, Waffles. :3

>>24357904
Mmm, neck...

>>24358032
I really like the shape of your teeth... Is that weird? 10/10 would let you bite me.
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>>24358084
As weird as it sounds, that's actually not the first time i hear that.
Maybe it's because they're a bit pointy.
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>>24346482
Challange accepted;)

>>24347032
Oh christ, there is now a puddle between my thighs.

>>24347205
Faaaaaaaavoutite repost!

>>24347372
So veiny yis.

>>24350549
Come bump meeeee.

>>24351054
>>24351059
>>24351061
Lawd. Cutie superhero?! My panti3s can't handle it!

>>24351448
Dat booty! You could give me a run for my money!

>>24351545
Omg it's so tiny and cute!

>>24351955
Your crotch, right where I wanna be.

>>24352549
Ohhh it's pretty hot. Could you help me?

>>24352866
I want to rub those arms.

>>24353877
I'm too inlove with the shirt you have on.

>>24354131
My favourite pose

>>24354320
I audibly yelped when I scrolled to this

>>24354722
Oh god, baby! Tiny baby head it's so cute!


>>24354823
Oh christ I'm going to need help off the floor
>>24355012
>filename
Yes!

>>24355153
Man in a flannel, yes please

>>24355728
This explains a lot.

>>24357904
Oh hey, may I join you in that shower?
>reminisces on our lewd shower chats.
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>>24358098
I've been trying to think of who you remind me of and I finally got it: Dominic Sherwood.
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>>24358084
You know what goes great with a neck? Teeth.

>>24358114
Fav repost, I thought so ;)

You know I'd come bump you.
I'don't wear the super hero undies for like 5 seconds before I bumped you on the kitchen counter... and in the shower;)

>shirt
Thanks! It's one if my favorites! :D

I'm gonna try a hand stand on the board. This might be my last post. Fingers crossed I survive!
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>>24358123
Haha, i can see why, pretty similar lower face.
I'll take it!
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>>24358145
I told you not to die!
It will be the saddest day if you die.
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>>24358179
I didn't die!
But I fell over...
Being tall and really clumsy, I expected this!
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>>24358198
Ouchy ):

On the other side of the coin, I am short and really clumsy.
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>>24358205
Mostly my ego that got bruised ;(

Being clumsy is cute though, except when I break expensive stuff...
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>>24358226
Uh, I meant that it's cute when others are clumsy. I don't really feel cute when I knock shit over, lol
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>>24358226
Your ego bruised and your arm cut, really a travesty.

..Or fall on small children
>>24358228
I'm sure everyone goes 'd'aww' as your tall ass body topples over into their stuff.
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>>24358233
Yeah, today is a sad day.

I've yet to fall on a small child.

I bumped my friends plate of food over the edge of the table the other day.
He totally went "d'aww".
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>>24358145
>>24358198
>>24358226
ITT people are injuring themselves. D:
Honestly, hand injuries are the worst. I'm catching up on The Walking Dead and Rick cuts his hand and the whole time I'm just like "OMG BANDAGE THAT. OMG FIX THAT. YOUR HANDDDDDD." It's a riot.

>>24358147
It's meant to be a compliment! :D
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>>24285459
>tfw you're covering for 2 folks right now
SUFFERING
At least i got my coffee
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>>24358546
looks like a childs arm.
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>>24358523
Yeah, injuries galore!
Like this ol' webm!
(Don't watch the end if you're squeamish, I kinda stab myself :v)
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>>24358750
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? NO

Pls don't ruin your hands ;-;
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>>24358761
Because 5 finger fillet is fun!
Don't worry, the scar is almost invisible!

Totally unrelated, Lush makes THE best products. I want to eat this lip balm.
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>>24358996
>Because 5 finger fillet is fun!
Disagree.

I've only ever used Chapstick brand lip balm (^:

Maybe you shouldn't eat the lipbalm..
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>>24359032
Go treat yourself to this Lush lip balm. Thank me later!

You'd want to eat the lip balm too, if you could feel the taste on your lips!
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>>24359084
Maybe..

You probably don't get much nutrition wise from eating lipbalm.
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>>24359138
Good!

Nah, probably not... a bit of a waste too, really.
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>>24358084
>comfy looking
There's room for you, too. It is just a loveseat, though, so we might have to get close.

>>24358114
>could you help me?
Hmm, my hands are full at the moment. Can I help after I finish this project?
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I had to replace the deadbolts at the house because of some missing keys. Also, there's enough traffic here that I was approached about product placement in my pics (just kidding, but both of the logos were too prominent not to make me think about it).
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Bumping in anticipation of thread catch-up! Nicely done, boys
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So it's 2.30am and I'm cooking. However there's a spider rappelling above the bottle of olive oil so I have nothing to fry my veggies in :(

Also lewd cabbage shot
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>>24359332
>>24359371
>>24359446
And here we are with the handy man fantasy.

>>24360060
Just catch it in a cup and let it go...

Lewd cabbage is best cabbage.
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>>24360089
>just catch it in a cup and let it go
Yeah, thing is I can't. I have a massive fear of spiders. Like if I catch it in a cup I can't hold the cup because I know there's a spider in there....
Just seeing one gives me the heebie jeebies for hours.

Lewd cabbage is indeed the best kind. Especially when you bite into it and it moans (what even)
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>>24360125
Oh..
Have a neighbour come do it for you?

Uh, that sounds beyond fucking scary.
I immediately think of like pain moans.

What is it you have there? Aside the tiny tomato ofc.
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>>24360138
I can't wake my neighbours up to have them take care of a little spider haha!

Oh god yes that sounds horrible..

Some tofu in a curry sauce! Turned out surprisingly tasty!
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>>24360147
Sure you can!

Lets keep our food not sentient, yeah?

*gently gags* I hate curry. I'm not even sure why, just tastes icky.
But I'm glad you're into it!

I'm v into the tofu, though.
I like to freeze sprouted tofu, thaw it, and then do my normal cooking stuff.
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>>24360169
Totally agreed on keeping our food not sentient.

I'm not a big curry fan, but there's a few recipes that makes my mouth happy.

Oh I've never tried that!
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>>24360173
Welcome, friend.
You have a very well formed arm. Gj
>>24360198
It's a good deal.

Hm, I'm honestly too big of a wuss to try it again.

It's really good imo.
It changes the texture so it's a bit more 'meaty' but you'd never confuse it for being as much.
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>>24360226
Let me cook my favorite curry recipe for you, and if you don't like it... I guess we eat something else!

Oh, I'm gonna have to try it out, not that I miss the feeling of meat, but trying new ways to prepare food is always fun.
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>>24360251
Were you playing patty cake with cocaine?

But that's such a waste of cooking if I hate it

I don't miss meat at all, personally, but I definitely prefer it texture wise to non-pre-frozen (help) tofu. I'm rather bad at descriptions, so meaty was the best I could think of.

I usually have it with a little bit of sesame oil and soy sauce.
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>>24360265
Nah, some guy named... Escobar? Came and bought all my coke.

Don't worry, I'll eat it later!

Ah, I know what you mean!
Not a big fan of soy sauce, but sesame oil is delicious.
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>>24360293
How did it get all over you?

More good plans.

I need to read a thesaurus.
Everyone has their own taste buds, I'm sure you can find what you like with it.
Or google it.
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>>24360301
Uhm... I don't know!

Hah, I get that feeling too. I'm so bad at describing things sometimes.
Some soy sauce with a dab of gochujang mixed in is super tasty for dipping dumplings in, though.
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>>24360325
Magic spreading cocaine?

My most common descriptive word(phrase?) is the thingy maboba thing.

Selective soy sauce eating.
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>>24360339
Yeah I guess so!

"the thing, you know! The thing with the things! C'mon you know what I mean!" Is usually how it goes for me.

Yeaa, why not be selective when you can? ;)

Gonna dump an old pic here and go to bed. Goonight!
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>>24360383
RIP rotation
cue "How could this happen to me"
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>>24360383
I want some!!

That sounds like my sister describing people.
'You know that guy, that was there when she did the thing, and then he was like yeah. Yesh, that one'

Bc it limits possibilities?

Pls do another like this.

Goodnight, sleep well, and don't die!
>>24360388
Always expect the unexpected.
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>>24357378
Amen, girl.

>>24355924
6'6- you've destroyed me. Holy *whimper*

>>24356261
Omg... the file and neck tendons and ligaments and hnnnnng!

>>24356272
>>24356321
Take us to bed with you

>>24356511
This thread!! Mmmmmmfuudjsjx.
Am not so good with words when my brain has been scrambled, but I like your words (and other non-verbal things), too. =)
>And Torque, you're no hillbilly, just as I'm no Southern belle (despite having been born and raised in the SE)

>>24357046
Oh yes, your pics are more than OK. =) hope I didn't make you feel self-conscious! I was just being a detailed perv, ha.

>>24358032
Oh man. Yes pls!!!
>>24358098
When you become famous and they make bronze statues of you, this will be your pose...
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>>24358145
Omg!!! Love it. Glad you survived the photo shoot. =)

>>24358546
Mmmm bean juice!

>>24358750
Hehehe... I enjoyed this. Dunno why, but blades and blood don't bother me. Just feet. ;)

>>24359193
It's been a while since we had a bunch of guitar and bass in the thread. My inner groupie is happy for the return.

>>24359332
>>24359371
>>24359446
I love these! Your outfit, ear buds and the locks / tools (power and not). Manly. And the giggles re product placement =)

>>24360060
I love lewd cruciferous veg. And you.
>>24360125
This looks delicious.
>>24360147
But dis pic!!! *shrieks* fuuuuuug. I'm feeling something... in my panties.
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>>24360060
>>24360125
Do I need to come catch it for you? :p

And all this damn talk of food is making me hungry!
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>>24360392
I'll look for some more magic cocaine for you!

Describing is hard sometimes, especially when excited!

I'll do another one! In higher quality!
Don't worry,I'm not gonna die quite yet!

>>24361146
Oh, I'll make you whimper alright!

It's a very bite-friendly neck. Try it!

You know if I take you to bed with me we're not leaving for a while.

>Photoshoot
Yeaahh, I wanted to get a picture of the actual handstand but I fell over and gave up before I even got a single photo :(

>webm
Yeah I recall you like blades, that reminds me of that stupid set with me chopping onions..

>inner groupie
Let me serenade you with "hammer smashed face". Or Buried Monuments by Job for a Cowboy? ;)

Feeling something in your panties? Let me put this cabbage away and feel for myself ;)
>>24361516
Yes! Please come and take care of it!
Speaking of spiders, the other day I spotted the biggest spider I ever saw in this house. Didn't sleep well at all, lol
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>>24361968
Ooooooooo. I love hair that's long enough to run your fingers through ( and tug >_> )
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>>24362077
My hair is thick and wavy, great for running your fingers through (and tugging)!
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>>24361968
>>24362364
If you could stop being perfect now, that'd be great.
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>>24362364
*whimper*
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>>24362377
I'm nooot! You flatter me!
>>24362607
I was gonna make a shirt/suit set but didn't have time :(
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>>24362744
These are liiesss

Can always do it later, we'll be here.
(at least I will)
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>>24362757
They're not, precious! We wouldn'ts tell lies, precious, no no no!

Yeah I'll do it when I get back:D
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>>24362769
They are the lies!
I witness the perfection!

*waits in anticipation*
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>>24361968
Oh my god... the giggles and hnnnnng with you!!! You can serenade me with your metal any time. =) and yeah, you are perfect.

>sorry for being so busy... noticed that thread is close to post and image limit. I'll try to grab some time to do macro stuff later tonight, but if not, will post the link to the Imgur account in case peeps wanna re-use old macros. Xoxo
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Guess who's here!

If you can't guess - I posted images in another thread, and you will likely know them when you see them. They should help you figure it out. They weren't quite on subject with this thread, and that's why I posted them in a different thread - one that is more suitable (btw, when you find them, sorry for no warmup, it's just that the theme of the other thread is less warmup-friendly).

It's like a game of hide and seek!

I'll be back again later, just need to get outside for a bit!

<3
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>>24363278
I saw them!
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>>24362860
Too kind <3
Friday or Saturday when I get back home, probably! Expect the expected!
>>24363196
Giggles and hngh, the best combination.
Laughing at nerdy stuff like before, especially.
See, you guys make me blush with all your nice words. <3
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>>24355884
>if only I could actually gargle your balls until they felt like Mentos dunked in soda
kek, good thing you booked that flight....

>>24355884
>>24358114
It is the official garment of the mechanical engineers in my city

>>24355138
I made those tacos today.
They were amazing, even though I couldn't find fresh cranberries anywhere.
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>>24363423
also...
:DDD
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Oooh I got a notification my package has arrived. Can't wait to make a picture set when I get home.
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>>24363394
>>24363500
Where are you?
And why so many days away ;-;
>>24363423
Clearly god.

I told you they were good!
Sorry you couldn't get your hands on fresh ones, though.
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>>24363507
Out of town for both fun and not so fun stuff.
But I'll try to repost some of my older (maybe forgotten ;) stuff in the meantime!
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>>24363286
Hi, Stockholm! Long time no see... er, type... anyways. Was it obvious or did you have to do some sleuthing?

Hokay, so I have tons of material. It's not all of the level of artistic investment my more typical sets are because in some cases I was too hurried to put a lot of thought into it, or even when I did get to put a lot of thought into it sometimes conditions didn't facilitate. And then on top of that I'm still a learning photographer, so some of the material I produce is just bad because I did a bad job. But in any or all cases, like I said, I have lots of material.

I'll start here, just because it's the only full set I have completely downsized as of yet.
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>>24363278
Books, baby!!
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>>24363394
>See, you guys make me blush with all your nice words. <3
"I know the best words" ... er, "the words to make you blush" ;)

>>24363423
Mango envy. Balls. In my mouth. At once.

>>24363444
LOL!!!!!! Died laughing before I could say "check'd"

>>24363500
>I got a notification my package has arrived. Can't wait to make a picture set when I get home.
We love pics of your package. And yes, it has arrived.

>>24363633
Oh man. gorgeous.
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>>24363641
I will guess, based on the recurring, but sparse ocurrence of this ID, the nature of the responses, and the fact that this ID is the OP, that this poster is my love, Bossy <3
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>>24363630
Gotcha.

Well, it's all new to me. (:

>>24363656
Saw your set in the other thread.

I'm diggin' it.
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>>24363656
We have reunited.
>sloppy wet kisses bestowed all over your bod.
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>>24363652
Yah it was. I was in Richmond, VA, swimming in the James for these pictures. I crossed state lines 25 times during this trip. Saw places that were crazy beautiful that I didn't even know existed. Saw sad things. Saw happy things. Saw my brother, and my cousin, and friends from (not actually so) long ago. It was a great trip and I'm really glad I did it.

I've got the hunger now, though - not that I wasn't hungry for adventure before. Road tripping is like an addiction.

>>24363665
I can't tell who you are based on your posts. I have two guesses, but I will refrain from making them for fear of making a fool of myself.
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>>24363695
Sounds like an amazing trip - wouldn't mind cross-country traveling sometime, myself. Man. Can't wait to see more! I guess I'd better get onto prepping the new thread... only 4 more posts or so until limit.

And BTW... nice fluorescent yellow undies/swim trunks. I, too have fluorescent yellow undies. But mine are cheekies and have lace and a little bow in the middle. Still... wanna start a club?
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>>24363693
>sloppy wet kisses
That's how I like 'em. You don't mind if I give some back, do you? There are a few places on you I'd like to kiss.

>>24363716
Mine are actually athletic spandex. I wear them for running because otherwise things bounce around and it can get painful. But, I'll be in that club. I think it should be a rule that when club meetings take place everyone has to wear their yellow undies... and only their yellow undies.
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>>24363695
I'm glad you had a good time!

You don't know me, yet, but you can call me T. (:

>>24363736
Can I join this club?
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>>24363776
Oh, well then Hi, T. It's nice to meet you. Are you a more recent addition to our group, or someone who has been around just not an active poster always?

I'm not going to say "yes you can join" because I didn't really start the club, and have not been given admin privileges yet, and so it would be inappropriate for me to give invites. But I am confident that Bossy would be fine with it, and if I am granted admin privs I will add to you the list.

How many pairs of yellow undies you got?

>>24363716
My fantasies of you now involve neon yellow undies. Want to untie bow with my teeth.
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>>24363633
>>24363736
>>24363833
Hey, look at that; I almost got tricentennial dubs. That would have been meaningless, but still amusing.
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>>24363652
>we love pics of your package
Hah, I know you and Catwoman do at least ;)
Can you guess what's in the package?

>>24363665
Oh yeah, that's true! I hope you like my pics ;)
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>>24363833
It's nice to meet you too.
Actually, I started one of the first male hands/arms threads forever ago, but it wasn't a set up thing like this.

):

>>24363857
I appreciate you.
>>24363869
*raises hand*

Like is an understatement.
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>>24363930
Oh you too, good ;)

Such positive feedback makes me a happy man!
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>>24363833
Oh, I forgot to answer.
>How many pairs of yellow undies you got?
Just one, but they're my favourite!
>>24363980
We couldn't have you be a sad man, now could we?
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>>24363869
I can honestly say that I am more anticipatory than I have a reason to be...

Quit being a tease and show us already, GAAAAHHHWWWD!

>>24363930
I was probably around when that thread or series was up. I do remember these popping up every once in a while over the course of maybe the last year and a half or so. I just never contributed because I was going through a lurker phase at that point in time. Don't be sad that it didn't take off when you tried! Be happy that it eventually did take off and that you got to be a part of it!

>it's kind of sad how long 4chan has represented a consistent part of my life

Thanks! I appreciate you too!
>>
You guys!!!! We love the return of some of our beloved originals and adore / lust after our stalwarts and new boys! Come play in the new thread!!

NEW THREAD:
>>24364059

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>>24358084
Oh absolutely, Who has the stronger tongue, more agile. Set up a whole rating system!
>>24361146
No you didn't make me self conscious, I just worry is all I guess

Detailed perving is totally ok
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