Illinois thread. Let's get some love for a loveless state!

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33 / m / SW Burbs

>>24279227
Why the long face?

Any woman in northern Illinois, 815, wanna use my strap on to fuck me in the ass? I'm down for any type of woman, let's just have some fun. I'm 30 and I've got a tummy, but I'm willing to try anything. Kik is thedayman2112

>>24279227
oh dear why would you show anyone that picture anywhere ever

25 m cook county / blue line

Badump

boompa loompa

Anyone going to bg days tonight?

309 here

>>24282195
Buffalo grove sucks. Like the sluts and homos that live there.

Just moved to springfield for my job from california. Anyone know where I can get some vicodine or ativan around here?

>>24282237
What part?

>>24283164
Bloomington-Normal

>>24282314
Way to conrtibute, faggot!

25/m
Looking for a girl who is hotter than my gf in Schaumburg

Female looking to meet up in 815 (Woodstock, il)

>>24283950
I'm 45 mins away. What did you wanna do? Kik?

>>24283440
Moline-Rock Island

>>24283950
crackford reporting in...

But first, are you chubby/curvy/thick/plus size?!?!

*prays hard*

>>24284113
Oh hah that's farther than i thought. Going well anon?

25/m/straight, Lansing but can travel. kik is strife09.

>>24283950
DeKalb, whats up?

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>>24279227
fuckin jafar lookin ass

24/m anyone in the 618/314 want to hang?

24 m 847

217 m here hit ne up on snapchat j_holl

26/m/630
Looking for some lsd/shrooms. Or anything harder than weed really.
Kik:LTB20

23/M/815
Looking to chat hang or w/e. Kik is Minyn13

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> danger

>>24282195

ya i live walking distance from bg days. Whatre you looking for? 30m here.

>>24288450
what you looking for?

22/m/773

23/m/309
m4f
Honestly I'd be down just finding someone to make out with. Kik is strongarmdude

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20/mtf/630
I just want some friends to do stuff with, I think
I like anime and videogames when I'm not working, but I do that often.

>>24293624
Do you suck cock?

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>>24293630
If it's a big cock that belong to my non-existent boyfriend then yes

>>24293638
So you're waiting to be in a relationship?
Very noble. Just not good for my cock :(

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>>24293646
I'm more interested in love than sex, and I don't trust strangers from /soc/ to not give me aids

>>24293656
That's fair, I'm willing to fuck anything that moves, but I'm generally trusting.
But do you boo! Do you. And good luck

>>24292322
yo 23 m in 773 here. what do you do for fun?

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24/sissy/773—312
Looking to service your needs like a good girl.

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23/m/depaul Lincoln Park student

Anyone go to this shit hole? I hate this fucking school. Last year though, thank God.

Anyone wanna smoke with an Asian guy before school starts Wednesday?

Kik: thechicagogoat12

309/m 5'11" avg cut white w/ brown hair
straight
snap:jollyreaper10

>>24294066
I don't understand what's going on in this pic.

im assuming its a dom lookin for any subs out there

What's everyone doing for labor day? Barbecues as far as the eye can see

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24/M/chicago

looking for cool places to photograph and explore. not interested in drugs and other shit this thread is famous for

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>>24295304
Working

illionoise is of poop and u r all being poo for illnoise

pls of be kill

no phono

>>24295355
too bad! u r into an drug now! fbi will fuk on u 4 chaniing

>>24295365
Are you a qt barista

>>24295365
That sucks. I'm in 630 as well, but I'm a decade older than you. Message me on kik if you get bored at work and like talking to old men.

Whatforwhy

>>24295458
I wish, just a fast food associate
>>24295470
What would I talk to said old man about?

>>24295488
90's movies, what the Internet used to be like, kids on my lawn, etc. Old man stuff. Or whatever you want to talk about.

>>24295488
So then you're a qt food associate lol. Hope work ain't to busy for ya even though it's a holiday.

>>24294066
M-more...

>>24294066
Kik?

27/m/847
kik=zerochi11

lets get weird

>>24294066
kik? more pics?

m/24/773
looking for whatever, guys or girls welcome.

37/m/Albany Park

Looking for a cute submissive woman
Kik: AlbanyPark36

19/m/630
Kik: SmallCardboardBox
I'm mainly looking for friends or people to hang out with. But all offers considered.
>>24293624
Hmu let's talk.

309 (Quad Cities)

28/m/bi

Anyone in champaign here? 21 bi m here looking for some fun. Would love to meet a cd/mtf

>>24279227
KEK

i live in chicago and i don't know what to do about it

32/m here

Live in River Grove worth in Buffalo Grove. Always got bud. Wouldnt mind a handjob and tits after work sometime :)

Bump

Always looking for bitches in the NW burbs

29/f/Kankakee
Platonic hangouts, decent conversation
Kik: randomdorkgirl

>>24300386
gtfo you mentally ill crackwhore
stop wasting time on /soc/ and go pay attention to your husband and kid

24/m here

Albany Park Area any cute and whatever really.

>>24301898
Pity you're not a woman.

618/21/F

>>24299560
25 m champaign, you got kik, skype, snapchat?

i go to carbondale alot for business you got a snap girl

>>24300386
>>24301383
Posted on the reddir r4r chicago as well.

>>24304992
Kik?

>>24304992

24/m/618

What part? I'm from Belleville.

Snap me: colmuffdog

28/m/708 straight

Stuck here for the rest of the week bored as hell

SC: baconwrangler1

>>24300386
Does this ever not blow up in your fucking face?

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>>24304992
>618
What city?

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34yr bored tattooist in the city. where do i lie in the cub-daddy scale?

im too old to be cougar bait now when i used to love older ladies. but now older is like 50-60..........which im not totally against. but now im reaching creep daddy status and i dunno how to shift my perversions

these are conversations i have while tattooing

kik: roundhouseuppercut

Anyone around 847 maybe wana get some drinks and watch football tonight. Also open to hanging at one of our places. Guys, girls, trans, all welcome!

>>24306855
It never really has blown up in my face. I've met one of my best friends on here as well as my husband
>>24301383
Implying I couldn't possibly want to interact with anyone else

>>24308552
>Interact

>Living with exes you fuck on the registration and a previous history of looking for fwbs and anyone that will join you for a Threeway.

It's a subtle fucking difference...

>>24309027
Regular*

Stupid predictive text

>>24309027
I don't fuck my ex and I don't know if you can read but I said platonic

>>24309027

Yes I have an open relationship, oh no its not normal! I don't look for "anyone" if I did I would have found someone and I'm no longer looking for either. I live with my ex because I can actually maintain friendships with people after I stop sleeping with them. It's financially beneficial to have roommates.

>>24309770
Your kid's going to grow up super healthy for sure.

>>24310727
>implying he isnt fucked already

>>24310727
Don't you mean his ex-girlfriend's kid?

>>24311064
Don't know or care.

Doomed regardless.