Ausfags get in here.
>Age/Sex/Postcode.
30/m/5011, lookin to bust a nut.
>>24276515
"Never will I ever last for more than a couple of hours." - Austhread.
>>24276515
21
Melbs
Fuckin I dunno. I don't even live here. Just studying abroad. Mainly looking for friends
30/m/2560
>>24276534
It's true : (
>>24276539
hi, i'm in melbourne. i am 23 and i have a benis and i would like more friends too
>>24276577
i guess i should follow the format
23/m/3000
i would like some irl friends, please send help.
add my kik i guess, xwasabi
>>24276577
Do you have vidyas
>>24276605
i should probably also say that i am straight, but still looking for cool people to hang out with.
i have some vidya, but desu since spiralling out of control deeper into the pit of depression - and then somehow crawling back out in the last month?? - i have lost interest in video games, besides ones where i don't have to think too much or pay too much attention. i play hearthstone on the side while i watch shit.
Fuck yeah aus thread
19/mtf/3939
Pls no bully I am looking for good aussie time
>>24276615
Yo dude kik me at RickRossGeller
I'm in Bundoora so I'm kinda out of the way from everything, but I always enjoy chatting with peeps
>>24276631
Ayy you too. I'm still recovering from a stomach bug so I'm stuck in my room bored out my mind. I need conversation
Kik me RickRossGeller
22 M 4000
bored at fuck.
Bumping becsuse it's 6:24pm in comfy 3939 and more aussies are returning to their burrows
LIVE
28/m/2166
>>24276631
Dude wat, never heard of Cape Shanck before tonight.
>>24276646
>Bundoora
RMIT or LaTrobe?
>>24276631
Don't see people from the Sorrento area around here too often!
>>24276986
I'm in the rosebud corner up the top
>>24276993
It's super comfy here more people should come
>>24276993
LaTrobe. Studying here abroad
>>24277014
I go Mornington Peninsula every now and then, good places to hang out, eat. Been to DOC ? Great pizzeria.
>>24277015
what are you studying? I'm at RMIT
>>24277014
Never actually stopped by Rosebud, nice place?
>>24277019
I'm a communications/English major
But here I'm doing fuck all and having an easy semester before go back home.and graduate
>>24277019
Moonlight sanctuary is god tier and hidden
The pizza at the rosebud jetty is ttlhe best pizza ive ever had
>>24277021
It's really nice
Quiet for the non Christmas holiday months
Wish there were people here so i could hang out desu
>>24277021
There's a fucking delicious hotdog/american food joint on the corner of where the Highway and Boneo road 10/10
>>24277034
Do you have a name for it?
sounds like something I should dive into.
>>24277028
>>24277034
Sounds like a yes to me. 'Merican food is good eh.
>>24277028
ill have to try it out!
How long have you been on hrt?
23/M/4169
Why is Brisbane so shitty? There is nothing to do.
>>24277046
I'm at 16 and a half months
The hard parts of hrt are over and i can enjoy the comfy parts
The royal children's hospital were a fukcing blessing they saved my life
>>24277034
>Hotdog/American food
>Implying hotdogs are American
As an American in oz, I am oscar-myer offended
>>24277064
any chance you have kik/skype?
>>24277070
Fuck you, I'm also an American in kangarooland and I can tell you I don't really feel strongly one way or the other.
>>24277080
>Taking me seriously
Bb no
>>24277077
Emilyadela12 is my kik
>>24277083
Well you can't just say that. How am I supposed to respond now?
>>24277089
Why would I tell you what to do? Do I look like your mom?
>>24277089
Just don't take them seriously, they have hairy legs.
>>24277094
I dunno man, you could. I don't know what you look like.
>>24277095
So don't take myself seriously either?
>>24277097
It's a meme hairy legs are CUTE
>>24277101
It's a MEME you DIP
>>24277111
Leave with your disgusting trips
Be gone
19/m/Aus/4556(Sunshine Coast)/straight
Looking to meet up with people and find more anons that live near me
>>24277114
Don't h8 me.cus u ain't me m80
4104 give me cock please
>>24277179
Yo, Snapchat?
25/m/4000
Interested in life, universe and everything
Kik Me : bemusedhawk
>>24277198
maltdune
27/m/4216
>>24276515
20/male/3123
Typical Melbourner here
>>24276515
21m, melbourne, northish suburbs, slim fit blah blah not a neckbeard
Either looking for a cunt to eat out 2nite, or a really kinky/interesting girl
Sup
>38
>Male
>4740
...anyone near?
>>24277272
yeah mate.
>>24277274
Where are you at?
>>24277278
mt p, you?
no i dont want to suck your dick.
>>24277282
S P
i dont wanna suck yours either lol
got 420 contacts tho?
22/m/5242
>>24277287
are you not from here? seriously like every cunt has it
25/m/2357
>>24277300
Nope.. I'm travelling around Australia (not a backpacker)
I'm here till sunday then heading to townsville
reckon u could hook?
>>24277304
"not a backpacker" SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A BACKPACKER WOULD SAY
im actually flying out tomorrow sorry. what are you travelling for?
>>24277314
LOL
Just cruising around checking out the country
>actually from WA
been travelling for 18 months now
sigh, girl's don't really exist on the internet...
>>24277318
going to doofs?
>>24277327
Yeah plenty.. Fried myself a bit with victorian bush doofs.
And a few around lismore were pretty insane too
Heard cairns is the shit though
>>24277332
nahh mate.. cairns goes hard.. hard drugs and dark progressive up there..
Orin Aya is up soonish.. you missed a small one my friends put on recently, just outside mackay...
you should definately go to Mushroom Valley, its coming up soon.. will be a sick doof
24/m/penrith
Life is shit
Lonely as fuck cannot seem to get a single match in months on tinder and other platforms.
I don't know how to go out and meet people
Fucked thing is I'm pretty confident that I'm attractive but nothings working. Any advice senpai?
19 m Aus
Kik is Aenicus
Gippsland (3860)
Gay af
22/m/2615
why are canberra girls such ugly stuck up fucking sluts
and why won't they let me eat their arsehole :(
19/m/2110
Keep thread bumped during the night bros, gotta make it more than a day for once
>>24277394
I'm guessing you need to work on your approach. Try to hold back the arse-munching talk until at least the third date.
18/Male/4350
Gay af slutty twink who's shaved and smooth, down for sending pics of me playing with my dildo
>>24279339
Is me :)
>>24277394
maybe because you call them ugly, stuck up, and fucking sluts? gee
>>24276631
love to talk to you girl
kik:stoneagelove
Wew, threads still up? Gj ausfaglians.
I have a thing for aussie boys greenybb8 = snap boobyhill420 = kik
28.f
>>24279897
WE DID IT WOO
ayyy lmao
4169
Almost prime time for Aussies to come back so we are gonna give this thread a bumperoo
>>24280963
Sounds like a plan, Stan.
2200 m oldfart (but not as old as that 50yo - respect)
Giving up on finding a sugarbaby to spoil so thinking about spending my monies on escorts instead.
22/m/3803
anyone hitting up that pax thing at fed square tonight/tomorrow?
>>24281163
Are they really hard to find?
What exactly would you want from the arrangement?
EVERYBODY GET DRUNK TONIGHT BOYZ
TINYCHAT UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER
>tfw no friends
>tfw no idea how to make new friends
>>24281188
Well 6months on a website for that purpose and just finding timewasters says they aint that easy to find..
At its most simplest, think a spending time together, occasional fwb situation with spoiling.
>>24281303
Talk to me anon I'll be your friend if you're nice! ^_^
I mean I can be practice friend and you can learn making friends stuff
>>24281304
Aw shucks that sounds so fun
The problem is I enjoy the thought of a relationship too much
It's easy for me to say keep trying but I can't imagine not being able to find someone
Plus I'm trans so I'd want stuff too expensive
>>24277250
what's good senpai
20/m/3121 here
3168
Kik is kafka_bug
Hit a nigga up (note: am actually not a nigger)
24 f brisvegas
Just looking for people to chat with while at work.
My kik is colalime
26/m/brisvegas
Looking for a cute girl
>>24281433
>>24281453
Now kiss!!!!!
>>24281482
nah that's a troll, it's some guy
>>24281488
Kiss tho.
Though I am like 4 hours late, I'd like to mark the 24hr austhread, woooo.
>>24276515
who /saturday morning sparring/ here?
>>24281506
What kind of sparring?
20/Male/3199
Who's going to the Madmen Con tomorrow in Melbourne?
>>24277304
>>24277287
I can help you out in Townsville : ^)
>>24281596
I am on sunday anon-kun
>>24281604
I'm only going tomorrow but have fun on Sunday though.
>>24281608
You too bro
>>24281617
Ty guy
Shitpost Island bump
>doing my duty and bumping at 4:30 am
guys I think we can make three days this time!
>>24282592
Just barely making 2
>>24283160
I believe in this thread and the mad cunts that populate it
23 / m / 2759
just moved here dont know anybody :(
20/m/7248 & 4207 girls only
Bumping for a refresh of my stat's
19/mtf/3939 (up top of 3939)
Looking for cool Melbourne people to be cool and in Melbourne and people
Perthfag reporting in, heading to see Josh Wade tonight, anybody seen him yet?
>>24284964
Post butt :^)
>>24285108
I don't have butt pics sorry
>>24284987
fucking end yourself
>>24285122
I was just memeing bruv.
>>24285302
Oh unlucky I would of posted if I had them kek
Thread's lasted 2 days, proud of you guys.
>>24285401
I'm proud if you too anon
We worked hard for this
>>24276986
Dogs go wacko for Schnako
I can't be the only person in north queensland can i? 4810 reporting in
18/m/397
Fellas to chill with in melb
kik: fredogbro
ALRIGHT
What's everyone's plans for this kind of chilly Saturday night?
Staying in? Going out?
Drinking? Smoking?
Vidya? Anime?
Gay orgy?
>>24285599
I'd be down for a gay orgy. Why am I never involved in gay orgies?
27/m/4216
any one keen to chat?
Guy and girl 3153,
>>24285613
4207 here
kik: anonymouschap
>>24285608
Orgies in general desu
I'd be down for a gangbang if I felt comfortable with the people
4074/M
Overwatch and RB6S. Up for banter.
Skype: tetsuma4l
>>24285623
yo I'm 3153 too
>>24276515
20/m/5086
>bored asf
4207 bored and horny
anyone near kik me anonymouschap
21/m/2118
I've posted before, but is there any chance someone could hook me up with weed?
Been sober for weeks and it kinda sucks
>>24276515
18/m/2324, looking to get my twink ass filled by a hairy daddy
3500 here looking for some DANK NUGS
hopefully not from some turbo meth heads but beggars can't be choosers
>>24276631
Bread?
>>24285987
I've been asked if I'm bread before
I am NOT bread
I am known as emily
>>24285599
Trying to power through season 2 of narcos, but its super boring and because they speak in spanish I can't even do anything in background to keep me slightly more interested.
>>24286005
Yeah I wanted to like narcos and I kind of did but I have the same problem as you
Taking my eyes off the screen means a pause or a rewind.
tinychatdotcomslashaussieshitposter
>>24286039
Oh it's video chat... :(
>>24286027
I really enjoyed the first season, where it was like explaining his rise to power, how he got drugs in, internal politics of Columbia, interactions between Cartels, etc.
This season every episode is exactly the same.
>the Search Bloc is doing something
>They almost catch someone I can't even remember the name of
>Escobar gets annoyed counterattacks Search Bloc
>its super successful
>El Presidente looks like shit
Repeat every episode. Although I just hit the Pepe episode, but the only change that made was if you took the above and substituted 'Search Bloc' for 'Pepe'
>>24286060
Impressive you have this show down to a science!
Yeah I stopped after 2-3 Eps into S2
Not a concious stop call. I just kind of forgot about it.
>>24286039
Get in here lads
The voice is in the discord server tho
https://discord.gg/HmGet
>>24286066
Good choice. I don't like not finishing shows for some reason. Like there was this show on netflix, I wanna say called 'Love'. It was by far the worst show I have ever seen, at about episode 3 I was just done. But I just hate watched the rest of episodes, hoping that the show ended with the two main characters killing each other.
Anyone know good ongoing shows? I am really bored and before my hate watching of Narcos, I was just rewatching Always Sunny, and Justified. Neither of which I was really feeling.
>>24286075
Currently watching Power & Dark Matter
>>24286075
I was forced to watch arrested development and that was fun
I miss parks and rec :(
I don't have anything to reccomend thst isn't front page stuff sadly
>>24286087
I'll check em out, they look pretty good.
>>24286091
You didn't like arrested development? I've never heard of someone not liking it before
Parks and rec is a top tier show
>>24285672
4069 here, also play overwatch, how old are you?
>>24286104
Nono I was made to watch it because I was lazy and I liked it but it made me miss parks and rec which I adore with every little bit of my heart
>>24286108
Late twenties. Add that skype if you want, i'm doing this season's qualifiers.
>>24286120
nah can't be bothered sorry man, I got nudes of a bunch of brissy girls and always like to find people who may know them, from The Gap and Samford, both 18-19yrs old too and going to QUT
Anyone else here even close to the Mornington peninsula?
I can't be the only one
>>24286125
Dandenong is close right :^)
>>24286127
;_____; I wish
I am in need of cuddles
>>24285863
how do you usually buy weed?
>>24286039
3 dudes sitting on cam in a chat room, not chatting. If I wanted to watch someone stare blankly at a screen I'd go get my Real Doll out of my cupboard and arrange her in my computer chair. Jesus Christ.
>>24286310
>they're not using tc for audio
Now figure it out nigga
>>24280195
Want your dick sucked dude?
Almost at 3 days, don't die yet thread!
>>24287558
Never give up
Never surrender
20m/2145
would love to get to know any girls around here.
How do I make friends in SA?
29 / m / 2291
bored - anyone need IT support?
Kik: R0ry3
>>24288382
Join a sporting club/team
Slutty smooth twink looking for other hairless dudes to play with
Kik - shitsandgigs1997
THREAD ALIVE
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>>24288850
I refuse to let this die until I'm the only one left!!!
I will find someone else from south of Melbourne or something idk..
3012, hung over, LaTrobe reppen
22/m/5290
What are your lazy Sunday arvo plans?
>>24288937
Ohh is it nice there?
>>24288972
Lots of birds chirpping
>>24288980
I know the feeling I'm surrounded by trees and they feel the need to wake me up always
>>24288995
Wish I had a gun this morning or an axe
>>24289001
Fog horn them haha
Noisy minors living up their stupid name
>>24289006
Why the shit do you live all the ways down there!
>>24289023
I used to live 3187 but it was too crowded and boring suburbia
Moved here last year and it's so comfy, beachy relaxed atmosphere
Feels like holiday pretty much
>>24289038
Yes Vic beach now picture perfect.... City is life!
10 min til 3 days. Longest Austhread I've seen desu.
>>24289046
That's the only problem here is the train line ends at Frankston so it takes ages to get to the city :(
>>24289157
That sucks! I'm literally 10 minutes out of the city :P
>20
>M
>3088
>>24289174
It's so nice and comfy here tho no need to go most of the time
>>24289191
What's your kik?
>>24289222
Emilyadela12
22 / m / Syd 2154
Had a crazy couple weeks moving house, just chillin out watching Gattaca and Full Metal Jacket tonight. Always keen to meet and get to know new people, shoot me an email at [email protected]
>>24286428
maybe
We can't let this shit die...
>>24289967
I refuse to let it die
>>24290030
>>24289967
Having the thread live for a few days is cool and all, but can't we at least bump it with more than 'can't let it die' 'don't let it die'
contribute something to the thread
give it a reason to keep on living.
>>24290106
You're right I'm sorry
I'm just still holding out hope there has to be someone south of the city
4067
post all the nudes
Anyone go to Madman this weekend?
Was it as weeb-y as I thought it was?
>>24277115
yoooo dude buderim rep
I get doped up every sunday and go lie on the ground in the mountain state high playground, in like, the middle of that big ass field
just say hi or something lmao
>>24281488
Lol ok sure whatever.
>>24285613
4120 here. Keen to chat, add colalime
>>24290140
how old are you anon? 4069 here
30/m/4225
30/m/4225 - if your a chick and want to hang out add kik me Chris_R1986
>>24276515
21, melbs, hawt - Just really craving to eat out a vagina for some reason :S
>>24290190
lol gay
>>24290143
You didn't miss much, it was extremely weeby. Not much interesting to see either. I went because my friends wanted to, won't make that mistake again.
28/M/4128
>>24290274
Wew, thought it was weeb central. Glad I didn't go desu.
>>24290030
>43 posts by this ID
This may come as a shock but you can't bump after x number of posts. Good effort though
Also, shameless discord shilling again:
https://discord.gg/JFJPhwN
>https://discord.gg/JFJPhwN
https://discord.gg/JFJPhwN
>https://discord.gg/JFJPhwN
Hi
>>24290354
DISCORD SHILL
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Also get in the discord lads
4217
Bored as fuck. Anyone wanna get high?
>tfw listening to the story so far and getting depressed
>>24290486
The story?
>>24290492
The Story So Far, they're a band
>>24290458
4216, still awake?
>>24290563
Chyea boii
I'm in Tedder Ave, know where that is?
>>24290570
ugh I do, that's way too far for me. Biggera here
>>24290571
Fuck.
What about Harbour town?
I could go for some maccas anyway.
>>24290575
ha, that's still a hectic walk. I'm a bit of an ass though - don't drive and am lazy
>>24290579
Ohhh, yeah if you're not driving too far. Fuck that, I wouldn't do it.
You have a suggestion?
I should ask the whole asl meme in case you're 17 and I get fucked for bringing a blunt
>>24290586
desu, I don't. you should chill and get high.
I'm 26 and m (is that a surprise? ha!)
>>24290590
Lol Have been all day nigga, skeet skeet, yee boi
Nah, that's pretty chill.
Alright, we need to plan something out!
>>24290596
We should. I've been a recluse for awhile and need to get some fresh air
>>24290616
ayy lmao got kik?
>>24290624
yeah man i do. should I give it here?
who /uppastbedtime/
>>24291273
Sickness woke up can't sleep
Kill me
>>24291273
Up nice and early for work :^)
>>24291419
silly wagecuck
>>24291471
Hospital work is rewarding they said! You get to help people they said!
23/m/melb CBD, lets hang out maybe : (
kik xwasabi
Cheated on me mrs this weekend fuck me I hate Monday I'm in no state for work
>>24292995
>cheated
BENNED
>>24279339
kik?
27/m/4216
whats up?
About to hit day 4 so I'm going to make this my last post.
Add me on kik if y'all want to chat.
20/m/3177
Kik is Regardedon
>>24293673
shitsandgigs1997
Play with me :)
Monday's are always terrible.
How's it going fellow Aussies?
26/m/4610
queensland. Fucking sick of the bullshit that is small-town grindr. Same 3 cunts autistic enough to drop offline rather then say "no"
>>24294284
Horny and with a considerable enough dry spell that I am looking up escorts
So this is a particularly terrible monday for me
>>24294318
After both fuck buddies didn't get back to me one night, I went to a local brothel.
Highly recommend against it. Just knock one out and go out on the town with mates for real pussy.
>>24294326
I'm 26, nobody goes "out on the town" anymore
>>24294326
Besides, escorts are meant to be better than brothel chicks
>>24294295
We are close :)
23/m/Adelaide
Mad addicted to overwatch right now
>>24294525
shy, overwatch and a utterly blank grindr profile? If so we've spoken a couple times
3083 m 24 here
Im gonna be grinding destiny all night
277#
Hmu on kik: samcnt
>>24294693
i dont follow
28/M/4128
What's happening people?
22/m/2148
Checking in
23 f perth
super fucken bored in train
SC: jollyrancha666
>>24294815
What line? There's always some weirdo to watch on public transport.
>>24294673
u got kik m8
>>24294819
Was on freo to perth now about to get on Armadale line. Yeh not much tonight just some funky BO lol
2350 signing in. I was on the radio earlier
>>24294823
Never actually been on the Armadale line, but I imagine it would be full of interesting specimens.
>>24294828
lol funny you should mention that. This morning a guy went around yelling "WHITE JESUS IS A CUNT. IM GONNA FUCK HIS GF AND MAKE5 BABIES!!!"
>>24294822
spiral.iso
19 F 2500
I watched Crazy, Stupid, Love and it was fucking dumb. Then I watched Blackfish and cried
>>24285863
sup neighbourino add me snapchatu kambizzles
>>24294982
crazy stupid love is shit tier. snapchat or kik?
>>24294643
Hey Will
26/m/4051
playing gw2
>>24295151
19/m/4068
whats up? I played gw2 for like 4 hours when it came out then never played again haha.
>>24295155
it's been one of my main games for the last few years, pretty chill game. i'm just abotu to head off to sleep, feeling super tired now. wat have you been up to anon?
>>24295171
Doing uni work and fixing my computer, I also bought a dildo last week and I've been having fun with that.
>>24295174
lol sounds good.
I experimented with friends back in highschool, sucking cock/getting my cock sucked etc - kinda wish one of them was more into butt stuff as they they were into sports and had nice bodies. I think we discovered the prostate g spot too late in the piece. I'm more hetero these days, sorta grew out of it I guess, or I just find girls more attractive now, idk.
>>24295182
Sounds like a fun highschool life! My friend and I jerked each other off when we had sleep overs in grade 7 but that was about it for experimentation at school.
great thread
>>24295205
>he doesn't come on /soc/ to find a dick to suck
fag
>>24295214
>sex
>>24295227
>>24295240
where are you from lad
>>24295242
Mildura, just here looking for a hookup for dank nugs
>>24295247
>p3t me ass
>>24295155
4068 here too, you got kik? mines 'thecaptainwt2'
>>24295249
fuck that's good
>>24295258
No but I can install it.
>>24295247
>>24295249
fug good luck
I am from the northwest of melbourne
I'm just here to shitpost rly
>>24295263
sure if you want, go to UQ or QUT by any chance?
21/m/4067 kik sv6669
>>24295300
sent
>>24288382
You don't, if you're not already in a community it's hard to fit in/get into one. Studying something is your best bet.
>>24294826
What for?
>>24290499
Surely you're not Australian if you know The Story So Far. Are you into emoe music at all?
23/m/4010
hit me up daddys
>>24277179
4103 here
Asl?
m/18/4575(Sunshine Coast)
Bored as fuck, wondering if i can make friends the same way i lost them, by going on 4chan.
>>24277115
>>24290144
Ayyy kawana here
This could make for an interesting anon meet up
i'll bring the kush?
who /beenupallnight/
>>24295332
I'm an Aussie, I just listen to a lot of pop punk/hardcore/metal. I saw them at Soundwave and play at a bar last year here.
24/m/4226
Up for anything
>>24277115
>>24290144
>>24295585
m/maroochy
sup fellas, didn't expect to see any sunny coast peeps here, whats going on?
Just looking for a quick hookup>>24297478
>>24297478
>>24297525
sorry m8, not into the D
>>24297560
You won't ever know for sure till you try it
>>24297578
thats like saying you won't know if you like hugging a cactus till you try it, people know what they like and what they don't like
>>24297478
>>24277115
>>24290144
>>24295585
Aye man you know how it is gettin blazed on my own, what you up to today anon?
>>24297769
yeah man i know the feel, but I've already got plans today, maybe another day? have you got Kik?
>>24297799
All g, yeah i do, its InitiateJericho
>>24297834
sweet, mine's fishyjelly3
Just had my heart stepped on
Fuck this feeling
No shoulder to cry on
>>24297874
Don't worry anon things will get better
Just kys emotionally and everything will be fine
Works for me
>>24297908
this
>>24297908
>>24297929
I don't want to :(
I want to love and be loved
You're right but I suck at it..
>>24297936
Trust me anon, real bf/gf love is hard to come by, hangout with friends to pass time
>>24297993
I don't really have friends...
But thank you you're right
ayy anyone in Darwin/0800? My old mate just died recently so I'm both super depressed and have nothing to smoke, and could use a smoke or a drink.
I know it's not likely and I don't even usually come to this board but eh I'm sad enough that I'm reaching out there.
another day, another couple grindr autists. I'm going back to ERP for my lewds
28/m/5250 reporting in.
>>24295247
same senpai
416 born in the bitch (I wasn't really)
19/m/4165 hum senpai
>>24298732
>phon changes senpai to senpai
yo what the fuck
>>24298734
>being this new
>>24276515
>control F of my postcode nets three results, all are post numbers
m/18/7250
>>24297874
Any time you find yourself weepy, the best bet is to get an apple, go and find a sheep and give the apple to the sheep. It will be so happy and you will be happy because you've managed to bring such a simple pleasure to another living creature and it'll distract you from your own emotions for a moment.
...
Not that I had to do that today or anything.
>>24298854
What if you don't have enough money to buy iPhone's though?
>>24298864
Yeah, I realised after I had typed it that perhaps I was asking for such a response, but I didn't capitalise apple so I decided I would cope with it.
>38 m 4740
Not really looking for anything, anyone..
>>24298867
Then why be here for?
28/M/4128
>>24298877
Ahh, because I am bored fuckless.
>>24294643
What's your bnet?
also m/adelaide if you were wondering
>>24297014
26/m/4221
Wanna get F'ed in the A?
>>24298930
Who doesn't?
>>24298854
No sheep close enough
I'll just give some cheese to my dog
>>24285563
ayyyyy im 4810 too
28 m gay 4068
Kik - soren88
Snap - soren8888
Dont add me unless your active user....i love deleting people.
>>24277052
>4169
Ikr and calling BrisVegas doesn't help either...
You're not dying just yet
Man I don't know how you fuckers deal with huntsmen, I'm an expat living in the NT and they just freak my shit out. Why are they so fast? Why can they jump? What kind of benevolent creator would do this?
>>24301371
They're harmless cunt, just show 'em some lovin' and they'll help you with bugs.
Sydney 2132 21 M
>>24301477
I know, I never try to kill them because I know they're good guys and my fear is irrational, so if one is in my room I just relocate it to a different room. I don't think I could kill one knowing that they kill bugs and are completely harmless.
>>24298930
Name the time and place ;)
>thread has almost lasted a week
WE CAN DO IT LADS
m21 5129 here
>>24301371
This always comes to mind when people complain about the darling huntsman.
20/m/3437
sup cunts
>tfw I've almost given up looking for a girl in SA
27/m/3047
a warm chicken dinner for any man or similar that may be able to assist me in procuring nuggets of the dank variety
>>24302955
iktfb
>>24302955
>>24303310
There's always boipussy
>>24303345
cmon man you know you wanna try it
but there seems to be no hot boy pussy with pics in SA...at least with girls you know what you'll get is a vagina and probably a shaved body, with dudes...who knows.
>>24284964
You mean like. "Inside" melbourne people?
>>24304886
Inside me, sure.
Other way around, no.
Princericky2
I'm an American living in WA
I can't begin to tell you how many things you guys mispronounce
>>24305740
Sorry buddy, herb has an h.
>>24303320
In SA?
I doubt it.
Not really attracted to dudes but I guess if they were super fem top tier trap level then yeah i could go for that.
>>24306515
Fag
Im proud we made it this far guyz we lasted a whole week
5067, m
>>24277298
lmfao, radelaide hills, nice son
what's it like out there
>>24285849
beers when faggot
>>24288382
what do you do? uni, work, anything like that?
>>24276515
20/m/4069
looking for friends
>>24305740
yeah australian accents make a lot more sense than american ones
americans just sound like they're suffering from epileptic fits but instead of epilepsy it's down syndrome
>>24307034
Aloominum, it's spelt aluminium
How dumb can you be
It's spelt ALUMINIUM
Here comes the storm SA bros
4018/m/28
Bored as hell,any Brisbanites want to go get drunk tonight?
>20
>M
>3088
Melbssss m8
>>24307305
Why is everyone from weird northern suburbs
>>24307341
>everyone
>meanwhile everyone I meet lives far from this suburb
>>24306884
>what's it like out there
pretty crappy being in the hills can't wait to move somewhere else. weather has been pretty shit too.
>what do you do?
currently doing self passed at home study so don't really get out and have the chance to socialize with people.
>>24277250
>>24285623
>>24285792
>>24288937
>>24289175
>>24302980
>>24302952
>>24307355
I have found one person within half an hour of me, no one from my or neighbourin postcodes
>>24307380
Everyone from the peninsula is too normie to use 4chan :^)
>>24307448
Fucking ree
Soc is a normie board tho, nice try
>>24298969
same senpai we friends now?
>>24307487
28/m/4128
Bored off my tits. What's everyone up to?
>>24307454
>soc
>normies
Pick one
>>24307497
Everyone looking to meet up and fuck
Where is your definition wtf lol
>>24307493
>4128
kinda wrong area my dude
>>24307499
Even the lowest NEET wants to fuck, that doesn't mean the people here are any less autistic
>>24277394
19/m/2602
I'm new to ACT and don't have any friends yet
What are your interests? (other than chasing sluts)
>>24307507
As the lowest of low neets I can confirm i want to fuck
But if you think all of this social meetup pics shit isn't normie you need to ask /r9k/ "is soc a normie board"
Link me the thread where everyone tells you yes, thank you.
>>24307504
That will happen.
I have no idea how the fuck I tagged you. Apologies.
>>24307511
You think these people actually meet up? Shit man, you're delusional.
>>24307219
18/m kik me:donladbalk
>>24307518
This thread is ok but the board as a whole is what im talking about
Also make thred
4102/m/23
lets do this
>>24301482
snapchat?
22/f/4169
Kik - eagleriot
Watched my friend slip into complete pyscosis after double dropping acid w/ mdma caps and not sleeping for a week. R U ok day, am I rite?
>>24307904
Hold on a second. I'm in 4169 as well. What the.
>>24307920
Holy shit, more than one person in a postcode!? What is this..
>>24307920
Out of curiosity, how close are you to the BP near Latrobe street?
>>24307935
Well it's Australia. I really don't expect people on 4chan to be in such close proximity, especially in one board. The range and influence of this website always amuses me.
>>24307601
Brophus
>>24307941
I have no idea, I'm in the Riverscape apartments, got a great riverfront view of the CBD, about a 5 minute walk from both ferry terminals.
>>24307943
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Eagleriot is an interesting one. You could do worse.
>>24307946
Ohh okay, I'm on the eastern side of KP. Like a 2 minute walk to the river.
>>24294982
>Ctrl + F 2500
>1 result
Holy shit i've never seen anyone from wollongong in these threads. Probs won't see this but hello!
Early morning bump
Can I still get sausage rolls in Bankstown...Woy Woy....Cairns....St. Kilda...Patonga....Perth...Geraldton...??
WOLLONGONG...WTF...how R Ya Mate ????
Over a week now!!!!!
2000/M/24
Bump for discord & Bump one time for the homie Murk. Where u @ dog
>>24311391
Rip Murk he was a good goy, he dindi nuffin. He wuz just gettin his life and weight back on track doin dem fitness programs.
What's everyone up to tonight?
>tfw want to go out
>tfw don't like going out alone
>tfw no friends to go out with
>>24311535
Mum bought me alcohol because I'm a fucking failure so I'm going to get smashed alone and try not to kill myself
>>24311535
Similar
>tfw want to cuddle with someone
>tfw can't cuddle alone
>tfw no one to cuddle with
>>24305740
Australia was colonised by the British and WE don't know how to pronounce English?!?
And it's caramel ... not carmel
>>24311547
Well, I hope you'll have an okay night anon. At least you've got a mother nice enough to buy you booze?
>>24311617
Body pillow?
>>24305740
>burger thinks he knows English
>drops the U from everything.
Also
>Aloominum
>Carmel
>erb
>>24311634
I don't live alone, they think of pathetic enough as is
Considering sleeping around desu
>>24311635
>yanks
When will they learn everyone hates them for a reason
We are just nice because you'd be a killer enemy
>>24311650
Whereabouts are you from?
Just saw this, >>24297874
What happened?
>>24311660
I'm 3939
Just some guy who felt like playing games with me
My own fault really, it's ok.
>>24311666
I'm sorry to hear that.
I hope that you'll be alright.
>>24311670
I'll be ok just need to search around like an idiot to try and find happiness
>>24311674
I'm sure you'll find it some day.
I need to do the same myself, but don't really know how to go about it.
>>24311678
Well where are you I guess
20/m/4064
>>24311683
I'm SA.
>>24311688
Life sux ;__;
>>24311634
It might be okay, I don't know how it's going to be until I get drunk because I'll either get really emotional and want to die or feel pretty happy.
And I guess so, I think she buys it because I don't leave my room though so I'm not sure.
M 4870
Idk why everywhere else seems so active bc I've never seen a good nudes thread on an imageboard for my city or even my region. We need more nudity.
>>24311695
It can at times. But it does get better.
>>24311697
Do you get out at all anon?
Work, study, friends, shopping? anything?
>>24311715
>Work, study
NEET
>friends
Don't have any
>shopping?
I went grocery shopping with my mum the other day.
I get really bad anxiety if I have to go out and it has only gotten worse with time. I'm a failure in every regard.
>>24311718
How old are you anon?
Where are you from?
I understand what it's like to have anxiety, I've experienced it for a long time myself. It can be tough to live with, but you can learn to manage and ever over come it.
Have you been to see anyone about it?
>>24311723
21 and SA
I know it's possible to over come it, but it doesn't feel that way. I know that once I actually go out, the anxiety is nowhere near as bad as it was when I was thinking about going out, but the anxiety before is enough to completely stop me no matter how much I tell myself it'll be fine if I just went out.
Nope, I'd need to tell my parents about it before I could go see a psych and I can't do that.
>>24311928
I'm 22 SA.
I understand exactly how you feel anon, I go though the same thing regularly myself.
You don't have to tell your parents, you're (legally) an adult. You could go to the doctors and get onto a mental health plan, it will give you 10 free sessions are a psych each year. That's what I've been using.
>>24311535
>home alone
>neet
>no friends
>bored as fk
>eating beans
>>24311547
I'm from sa too what area you from?
>>24311938
>go to free psych
>she's dumb
>go to more expensive one with a bit of a $ gap
>he's smart
>cbf doing the things he tells me to
>it's really not that complicated what they do, you probably already know what to do but it takes motivation
>stop going
>still hating life
>think I need to go to uni to fix my life
>too depressed
>don't want shitty unskilled job
I really want to just go travelling. Live out of a tent/car. Would be fun. Maybe i'd force myself to talk to people but probably not i'm retarded.
>>24311943
Looks like there's a few of us from SA tonight.
And we're all friendless neets...
Top kek, I also had beans for dinner.
I went to 4-5 different people before I found on that worked for me.
And you're right about what they do not being complicated and the key to things really is motivation.
Why not travel the world anon?
>>24311938
>I go though the same thing regularly myself.
How are you coping with it now?
>You don't have to tell your parents, you're (legally) an adult
I know that I don't HAVE to tell my parents, but because I don't do anything outside of my room, they'll think something's up unless I tell them. They're not really helicopter parents, but if you had a son who has spent the last 2 years confined to his room, then you'd obviously have questions is one day he just started going out once a week for 2-3 hours. Plus I'd need to ask them for money so I could catch a bus/train wherever I needed to go and even then I'm not sure if I could even get myself on a bus without freaking out and just going home.
>>24311943
Northern Suburbs
>>24311950
>How are you coping with it now?
To be honest, I recently had some shit happen that's sent me back into a little bit of depression.
But what helped most was meeting my current psych, he was really good and helped me learn about anxiety and depression, the causes of them, the effects of them as well as techniques to help manage and reduce them.
Just learning about it all really helped me.
I understand that, was just letting you know that's it possible. You should really consider it.
I've spent years alone in my room to man, so I do get it.
>>24311617
Wew lad, I've been looking for a cuddle buddy forever. I'll come chill with you, Rosebud ain't too far.
>>24311947
>Why not travel the world anon?
I only have like $3000. I could only go to shit holes with that.
>Looks like there's a few of us from SA tonight.
And we're all friendless neets...
Let's start a secret society and take over the world.
>>24311950
> then you'd obviously have questions is one day he just started going out once a week for 2-3 hour
That's when you say fuck off ;)
>Northern Suburbs
I'm not too far away from there
>>24311959
Emilyadela12 kik
Let's talk
>>24311960
Ever thought about working in other countries while traveling? That's what I intend on doing.
>Let's start a secret society and take over the world.
Sorry, but when I take over the world, I'll be doing it alone and I will with an iron fist.
>>24311972
>Ever thought about working in other countries while traveling? That's what I intend on doing.
Is that really an option..? I expect it's not in most places. Also i'm avoidant.
>>24311972
>I will with an iron fist.
fuck me, I should read what I've typed before I post.
I will rule with and iron fist and shit tier writing skills.
25/M/2640
I start chemo Monday. Woo?
>>24311978
Yeah it is, it's a great way to see the world.
>working holiday visa
For Australians they can get them for up to 18 months from what I hear.
The easiest job to get is teaching English. (What I plan on doing, as it's piss easy)
>>24311985
ok chad
>>24311982
What are they targeting and what are they using on you?
>>24311955
That's shitty, I hope it gets better for you.
And I'm not sure. I think about getting help a lot, but then I'm worried that if I do see someone that I'll just end up lying or not telling the whole truth to them. I guess I shouldn't worry about this shit without having actually tried though.
>>24311999
Thanks man, I'm sure in time things will improve.
Seriously think about it, I know it can be hard to even consider asking for help.
If you end up with a psych you can't be honest with or don't find helpful you can switch.
It took me a while to find one that worked for me, some that I had actually made me feel worse. Once you find one that can help it really will improve things for you.
28/m/4128
Cooked for someone tonight, they didn't show up. Bit shit house.
Tomato and pesto, broccoli, cauliflower and chicken. Tasty as fuck.
>>24311992
It's testicular (L removed) but my urologist fucked up and told me to come back for a check up in 3 months. Apparently thats too long so now i have a massive tumour in my stomach up to my diaphragm. I can't remember the chemicals but its BEP
>>24312019
That is the suck.
Been through chemo before?
>>24312019
You're gonna live... right?
>>24312025
Nah I haven't. Have you?
>>24312027
High cure chance apparently. But because the tumour is so big and the chemo breaks it down so quickly there might be bad side effects. So, if I am going to die it from it, it will be next week.
>>24312035
Good luck m8.
What were the symptoms when you first got ball cancer? Any besides noticing a lump?
>>24312032
Been there for a lot of people who have been.
It's going to suck. There's some stuff you can do to make it easier on yourself. Talk to your nurses and they'll help you out where they can.
Be super nice to your nurses, they can make your life a lot easier. Also, ton of them are cute.
Make sure you come back and tell us if you die.. At least it won't drag on and on :)
>>24312019
Good luck mate. Thats shit. We are behind you even just a little.
>>24312047
My nut just got big, didn't hurt or anything. It was undescended when i was younger and it sometimes causes cancer later on
>>24312049
Thanks for the advice. I'll definitely come haunt these forums if i die
>>24311547
also getting drunk, what's ya skype?
>>24312076
I'm too autistic to actually talk to people, sorry.
>>24312047
Loss of sensation in the testicle is one of the first signs of a problem. People think it will hurt or something. In reality it stops feeling.
>>24312061
You're welcome. Good luck buddy.
>>24312080
obviously you just aren't drunk enough yet, give us your skype k thanks
>>24312087
post yours
>>24312098
>join discord and we can avoid this weirdness
>>24312098
yeah i'm not posting my skype in here. come to the discord
Fuck this place is dead..
21/m/6160
where my perth buddies at?
>tfw want to go out
>tfw to cold to go out
>>24312326
Well I'd love to talk stuff but I I've posted too much
Plus I'm super fucking depressed right now so I'm no fun
>>24312421
You haven't posted that much.
brisanon if you want to chat on kik
I haven't got much more to offer based on that..
Princericky2
Straight living in WA
16/M/0820
>>24312639
>>24312649
where i am, sex is legal between those of same age 16-18 but not between 16-17 and anyone over 18
I always thort Aussies were "happy chaps".....but I 'spose it has to be fueled by beer....OOHHH N O W I understand !
>>24307904
must've been something other than acid/mdma, that won't keep you up for a week, let alone put you in psychosis.
>>24312421
>>24312421
r u ok?
>>24312921
No not really
20/m/2176
looking for a girl to have autistic skin-contact sex with
>>24312654
You fucking retard, this is either elaborate bait or you're just too stupid to lie about your age on a site that requires you to be over 18
Is the fact this thread lasted more than a week a good thing or bad? It's good it didn't die instantly but it's bad we haven't hit the bump limit ;-;
>>24312019
Sue for malpractice!
where to get green in adelaide area?
>>24316104
weed is degenerate and unhealthy.
m/2229
Oldest person in this thread
Shire Life
Not a single bloody sheila in here
19/f 3084
feelin shitty
>>24316534
Can i cuddle you
>>24316541
i'm in need of a hug :(
>>24316550
Why's that?
Me too.
>>24316572
my boyfriend's just being real shitty. work is stressful, idk what i want to do with my life, i moved here 6 months ago and have no friends here, i miss my friends and family in my hometown. i feel so isolated. i haven't seen my parents in three months. i'm getting my heart tossed around because of stupid shit that happened before i even met my bf, and i lied about it because i was embarrassed and also didn't think he had to know about it........he went through my messages on snapchat and facebook from over a year ago and is dragging me over the coals for it. i've put on so much weight because i just feel so fucking horrible 24/7 except for when i can forget about it at work, then i have to get the train home and i just try not to cry the whole way.
i don't want to move because i love my job. it's stressful, but i love it and i love the people i work with. i don't want to come home to being alone but i don't want to stay with such a mean person but i feel like no one else will love me. which is irrational, i know, but i feel crippled because of it. i'm stuck in a loop and i feel so sad and worthless
sorry for the novel i'm just sad
>>24316599
>my boyfriend
dropped
I don't think it'd be right for me to give any advice as a shut in virgin desu. All I want to say is that you're not trapped, even if you feel you are.
You're a meme though. Women have no idea of the loneliness men experience, I'm not an mra or something, it's just an observation. You don't really have it that bad.
>>24316649
i know, but i am feeling sad. that's just how it is at the moment.
>>24316654
Same. I'm dying of loneliness.
>>24316678
feels man
>>24316654
But if he really makes you unhappy then leave, don't reward bad behaviour. I guess you'll just continue to let him fuck you anyway. Because humans are ruled by their fears and emotions rather than any kid of logic, and so am I. It's pretty fucked up.
>>24307904
>acid+mdma
>psychosis
Don't think so, bud.
>>24316690
i guess i'll continue to let him fuck me over. such is life
>>24316708
No, such is the life of someone who doesn't have the courage to improve their situation.
It's time for you to take ownership of your problem, and start treating it thusly.
>>24316708
>let him fuck me
literally
How weak are you slut? Why don't you work out physically and find a better bf then?
So many weak cunts stuck in relationships kek. I mean it's your choice desu.
Anyway maybe he'll forget your slutty messages in a week, no one here knows either of you to say.
18/fem/4211 here
Y must i live in the gc equivalent of the sticks :')
>>24316718
Definitely the sticks, but it can be beautiful out there though.
Pick somewhere better when you move out?
>>24316717
>I don't think it'd be right for me to give any advice as a shut in virgin desu
yep you're right cya
>>24316713
you're right and this makes me feel a little better. thank you
>>24316723
The true measure of adulthood and how you move through life is the ability to categorize and address issues as they arise.
Also, understand no matter how bad things might appear, you have at least 4 more the amount of time you have lived thus far to correct things. You'll work it out.
Understand whatever decision you have made will be the best you can make with the information available to you, and proceed with that understanding. Just make sure it's the best answer you had available to you.
>>24316723
>cya
fuken roastie
>>24316721
I do love it here, i couldnt live in the city
I am hopefully moving to canberra for uni though
>>24316735
Canberra is awesome.
Expect to freeze your tits off though. Great place to live though :)
>>24316738
How so? Its got no beaches and no trees. Have any recommendations? I've only ever live in goldie/sunshine coast
gday ausmates
24 m 4212/Gold Coast
Bored as fuck. Gotta sort some stuff out for cert IV and uni. Then I gotta find a job. I want to move to Melbourne since thats where I think the jobs are for my industry, but I just cant seem to find shit at the moment. I'm not qualified for jack shit.
>>24316742
Yeah, I'm a QLD'er myself.
It's a different lifestyle, but just because something isn't what you're used to; that doesn't mean it's not good.
Explore the bar life over there. They have a lot of pubs and bars that are focal points for their social interactions. Don't fall into the habit of going out and getting pissed up.
Be willing to explore other bars and social circles, see what you enjoy.
Also, enjoy the city itself. It's beautifully laid out. The parks and nature exposure is fantastic.
You'll change to match the city. Go there willing to learn and change :)
>>24316751
It's something to think about. I'm trying to get into adfa so thats the reason I'll be down there for about 4 years or so
>>24316759
Then I suggest you experience the nature whilst working on your physical condition :P
Good way to get out and about.
What branch do you want to end up in?
>>24316765
Going for something combat related, but its a big challenge physically for me (im 159cm and still gotta lose weight). Im halfway there though.
Honestly i just wanna drive tanks, shoot things and serve the motherland
>>24316773
Interesting.
That will not be an easy path, but I expect it would be extremely rewarding should you be able to walk it.
Would also start working on your mental fortitude/control. Going to need a lot of it.
28/m/2913
It's Saturday night and I'm at home shitposting on the internet while playing vidya.
>>24316742
>No trees
You are aware it's called the bush capital, right?
Any way it's a great place to live if you want to settle down and raise kids or if you are only here for a short while so you don't blow through all the touristy stuff like National Gallery, War Memoria,l Questacon, etc.
Considering you are young and coming here for uni, it's probably going to be a let down since the nightlife(what little of it there actually was) has dropped off substantially in the last few years, making the whole place a graveyard by 6PM.
>>24316784
Aw man, guess ill just get shitfaced on campus :')
Got cock blocked tonight. Girl I've been chatting to was to come over, one of her friends decided she wanted to come also, and then another so nothing happened. An hour later one of the friends was tired and wanted to leave. Said the girl could stay but her friends basically dragged her away.
Messaged the girl after and she told me if she had stayed we would have ended up fucking. She wants casual sex but not for her friends to find out.
So now it's just me and my hand tonight
>>24316534
I suppose you blocked me on snapchat. Damn. You know who I am.
>>24316852
who, sorry? give me the first letter of ur name :)
>>24316857
snapchat name? 'm'
>>24316867
i didn't myself - but you're in my block list. i'm sorry - add me back please! i feel horrible
>>24312921
I'm 100% sure was acid and mdma. She'd dropped cid over 8 times within 6 months, no doubt it rearranged some pathways and caused the snap psychosis. Kids tho.
>>24316718
24 m 4214 here never see anyone from the gc do you have kik?
>>24307904
>>24316943
8 times in 6 months won't do anything to anyone who isn't already literally schizo or predisposed to it. Did they do a reagent test on it? "My buddy who does shit all the time said it defs is good" is not a way to tell what something is.
>>24305724
>tfw qt tarp wants people inside her but isn't in inner melb
rip