Hey /soc/ New normal assumption & sexual assumption thread!

>>24269480
You like the BBC, and have plenty of experience with it.

>>24269480
You'd like to be DPd, also butt?

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>>24269480
You always get tricked by guys into thinking they want a relationship

>>24269493
to be honest I have never been with a black guy

>>24269497
assumption
you like to date younger girls because they are more easy to impress and you have a hard time to impress girls around your age
same as before you have a preference for younger girls because they are easier to please

You drink fanta

>>24269508
>to be honest I have never been with a black guy
But you'd like to.

>>24269508
Tfw I only date woman much older lately

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>>24269480
you're bi and like to keep the relationships easy and short.
Have lots of friends but rather be alone.

>>24269497
You like shy girls because you have a big personality and sometimes you think about men. Have a good job but still lives at home

>>24269509
She aint nothing but a gold digger.

>>24269480
>Cultivates the idea of being more chill than the other girls, bordering on tomboy personality wise.
>Might be a stoner.
>likes rap. Cant tell if new school or old school

>probably quite vanilla in bed with a dash of submissive.
>prefers doggy

I have no idea what im doing

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>>24269480
Normal: you are a "gamer girl" you play games like LOL or something like that
Sexual: Vanilla and pretty romantic you only have sex with your boyfriends very passionate but pretty normal
>>24269497
Normal: "Smart guy" read a lot or pretended that he read's a lot he is into many hipster things
Sexual: more attracted to intellectual girls that to physical attractive girls Vanilla
>>24269543
Normal: Instagram girl has more that 1000 selfies of her and with friends many followers on instagram, her ideal guy is a good looking guy
Sexual: vanilla maybe just a little of roleplay and pretends to be "Bi"

>>24269570
Haha partially correct. I find girls attractive but I don't label myself as bi. I just don't mind 3 sums or some girl on girl while a guy watches which I feel like is pretty normal.

>>24269588
we can do that and have a guy watching hahahaah ;b or maybe the 3some ahahaha we can pick a guy from here

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>>24269480
prefer a good kiss from an asian guy?lol

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>>24269543
You tried girl but meh, was just ok
You like being submissive in bed.

>>24269480
You like giving bjs
You like it rough when its not passionate sex

>>24269627
Haha we better pick wisely. Most guys have a hard time handling two girls or they just get left out.

>>24270119
*raises hand* I'm up for the challenge!

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>>24269480
>Hockeygirl
>Big group of best friends
>Always partying
>Uses foreign words for no apparent reason
>Keeps insisting her rowing club is not a fraternity

>>24269543
>Has her nose into books all night
>Never fails a test, but always afraid to fail
>Goes out once every 4 weeks, dances in a circle with her friends
>Goes home early, because she has to study the next day

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inbr4 >>r9k

>>24269543
you are insecure af and post strange angeled selfies to 4chan and instagram to feel better
>>24269480
you played volleyball in highschool
>>24269497
you casually browse /d/
>>24270563
you are the me-me-master of your group. People you dont' talk to that much flock in droves to like your hilarious facebook posts but you only care about the 3-4 friends you have a group chat with

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>>24270568
would punch a woman during sex, but in a good way
>>24269543
really wild

>>24270653
I wanna donkey punch you if you allow m'lady

>>24270668
that's too harsh

>>24270688
Fine just regular vanilla boring sex it is

>>24270653
prolly accurate.

You live at home, go to community college, and show up about 1/2 the time.

>>24270654
You go to the club too much, but not as much as you want people to believe. You purposefully wait to get ready so your ride understands how important your appearance is when you make them wait a few minutes.

>>24270700
whats wrong with it?
unless you had so much that are numb to it and have to come up with new stuff

>>24270778
Do you really want me to answer that
You wanna see for yourself ;)

>>24270818
this thread went from the strangest compliment i've ever received into some weiiird place

>>24270818
lol forget about it

>>24270583
Nah
>>24270653
>Darn hippie
>Smokes a lot of weed
>Wears florar dresses
>Lives in an unused building
>Her definition of a party is sitting in a circle with friends, complaining about society.. about capitalism killing poor and baby seals

>>24270654
>Listed shopping as one of her hobbies on facebook
>Watches videos with make-up tips
>Really wants a chihuahua
>But she's too busy studying and emptying daddy's credit card.
>And her study is not going well, but she does know the first names of the whole Jersey Shore cast and uses them in conversations with strangers

>>24270823
You are new here welcome
>>24270869
</3

>>24270952
I've been here for years and I was grossed out by you too, you thirsty fuck.

>>24270962

Are those microwaves on the right side, what the fuck?

>>24270999
Haha yep sorry wrong post picture, one works, other is a small oven, then the other is for the top of a kitchen and I couldn't use it. My apt super small and still way over priced. This is what happens when you have 6 vehicles.

>>24271048
3 microwaves, 6 vehicles, and no mirror cleaner.

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>>24271069
It was mostly dust, I keep that mirror behind my dresser or else my dog stands at it and barks. Other mirror is clean.

>>24271048
repost picture please

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>>24271094
If you know anyone who needs a over the counter microwave, its new and free! A friend said she was going to take it but still has yet to get it. ^.^

>>24271132
I can help you by taking it and give you some space in your appartement, but for that effort, i also want the free shipping.

I live in France.

Thanks and enjoy your new space for other objects like mini fridge or toasters.

You're welcome.

>>24271144
Hah yeh I rather illegally throw it in the trash. Took garage space in exchange for only having a one bedroom apt, not everyone still lives with their parents.

>>24271150
You can send me the trash can with it if you need too. It will protect it during his journey to France.

Thanks.

>>24271169
Whats your address I'll be sure to send it priority.

>>24271179
Great.

49.3 Rue de la démocratie
75001 Paris.

Cant wait to stop eating cold hotpockets !

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>>24270653
Prefers doggy, getting hair pulled, and getting spanked

Also has a messy room

>>24269480
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>>24273671
could study pharmacy or sth health related
>>24273574
into hard kisses, flirty, dirtytalk
>>24273032
comes off as colder than he is
>>24271132
def into bdsm, maybe domina
>>24271080
loves to tease with lingerie
>>24270948
prob housewife
>>24270654
gymgirl, but with glam
>>24270653
into daddy types. vegan

>>24270654
You think I don't know who you are, but I do. I like your top. I hope your ceramics studies are going well.

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>>24273914
wears extremly expensive clothes, kinda jugdemental, has a good taste in movies

>>24273671
is kinda loud and takes hours to get ready before going out, likes glamorous things

>>24273574
very serious and throughtful, prefers winter over summer

>>24271132
likes to try out new things, used to be a scene kid in high school, grew up on a farm but lives in the city now

>>24271080
likes to be provocative, rebellious, is into chads

>>24270948
has a wide circle of friends but feels kinda lonely and left out, into black men

>>24270654
works in cosmetics, instagram addicted and is constantly on a low carb diet

>>24270653
is into crazy shit, cant stand boredom, likes shoujo anime

>>24270568
owns at least one pair of khaki shorts

>>24270563
likes to read conspiracy theories and listens to music 24/7, recently started eating healthier

>>24270105
goes to the bar with his "boys" and flirts with a lot of girls, drives a BMW, still texts his ex now and then

>>24270061
judges people by their taste in music, gets moody a lot

>>24274260
My boys are nerds and dont go to the bar.
No BMW, my car sucks cause i invested everything on a flat and had nothing left for a better car.
Still texting my ex cause we're in good terms.

1/3, not bad.

>>24274260
not bad.
you know a lot about makeup but use it sparingly

>>24274355
I don't know much about make up, really

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LETS COLD READ

>>24273914
Gay, or very lascive person

>>24273574
Watches too much porn, no confidence in self, bullied as a kid

>>24273671
Achieved less then parents, no self esteem, don't explore own sexuality

>>24273032
Have a lousy job, no income, kinda depressed, feels like deserve more from life but does nothing

>>24271132
Wild guess but probably have some self inflicted scars, was depressed as fuck but ok now, finds herself ugly (isn't) and look a little violent. Wishes had harder, punishment sex. Hard time connecting to people.

>>24271080
Can't say, can't see face or eyes. Lives with parents, disney princess dreamer but never was the popular hot girl in school, so, low self-esteem. Very fearful of getting fat.

>>24270948
Looks happy, had her problems but deal with life like a normal person. Doesnt seem flamboyant or edgy or even cringy. Seems very loud and lusty tho.

>>24270653
Humm. Would do anal in a first date, kind unexplored sexually, partnerwise. Wishes very much to fall in love. Doesnt like own face, but very proud of own body. Wishes boys payd more attention. Very kind person.

>>24270568
You look very kind and trustworthy. Like a doctor. Wishes life was more intense, very very rational person who needs to meditate about his spiritual side.

>>24270563
Very average but funny guy, nice person to be around but not the best friend or partner. Abusive and egocentric, but in a normal way.

>>24269543
Lovely. Bicurious, loves to fuck with guys who really pay attention and are down to give absurd pleasure. Sends nudes easily, can deepthroat and like to be treated as a cute little girl. Had some abusive relationships in the past, depressed and has taken meds. Wild guess: was suicidal once in life.


would love if you check and confirm if i got anything right!

>>24274385
studies arcitecture, draws some really good stuff, is very hard to please and is always looking for something new

>>24274397
shit. *architecture

cont >>24274385

>>24274260, Sorry, forgot you.
Seems disconnect, not happy and very annoyed by its own existencial emptiness, but ignores it. Is pretty, knows is pretty and take advantage of that. Have almost no friends. Wishes to be loved. Can't connect to people in a meaningful way, so feels very alone.

>>24274397
absurdly right.
but i studied graphic design, generative art and computation, kinda adjacent areas.

>>24274408
jesus boi, why do you know me so well

>>24274412
i could tell by the way you took the photo, like the composition and the pattern in the background... or is that just a coincidence?

>>24274415
actually ive been stalking you this last 3 years
kek

you also bretty good at this aren't you

>>24274419
coincidence, i was getting a haircut at a very expensive salon

>>24274434
oh ok, hmm maybe it was just intuition then lol or just coincidence yeah

>>24274434
i kinda wonder what you'd have said if i had posted another pic of me in which i look less depressed lol

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et plebs tua pessima!

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>>24270568
u tried it with a guy once . and it was ok

>>24271132
you are Kinky as shit


>>24273574
you're kinda into ddlg play

>>24274454
i think results would vary, we judge alot by expression, but you chose that pic for a reason!

>>24274456
You look very bitchy and dominant, soldier boy, achieved less than parents, don't have friends and some people want to see you dead

>>24274485
You are very introvert, have a hard time expressing yourself, doesn't like gatherings, clubs or parties and submissive in some way. Never explored sexually, never been with a grown man.

>>24274494

Damn , are you like a wizard or something

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>>24274385
Thanks anon

>>24269543
>>24271080
>>24271132
All the same person lol

Never done self harm unless you count drinking. But I am in to so weird shit.

>>24274541
All you? Well, post moar

>>24274485
stays inside a lot
>>24274385
thinking about getting a tattoo

>>24274585
thinking about getting some more yes...

>>24274581
Ha well I posted a lot of me already. But would love to see more of the op.