ITT CHAT/DISCUSSIONS >For new friends: Introduce yourself

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Good morning!

>>24262290
You don't have to understanding anything bby. ;')
Well that was my issue in the school as well. I did well, but I barely attended and didn't do any of the homework. That of course affected my grades very negatively. Man if you can do so well on tests, it means that you have potential. You should definitely try again. And try developing something like a proper work ethic, after all, if you think about it, all the gifted and talanted people made themselves through hard work, not through "I'm smart but lazy" kind of schitck, if I am making sense.

Writing tbqh. I want to study physics or mathematics as well in an university setting.
>>24262525
Lighting tbqh. They can look anything from steelish gray to very bright and dark blue.

There is this one girl who told me that. :--xxx

kek, maybe.

Yeah, I just like to pretend it is a female with a funny vagina.

You are my frend. :')
>>24262546
>that curly hair
That actually looks great mate. What's the longest hair you've had?

Hey. :')

But everything is already part of a system.

Fourty-nine! Won't go any higher!

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>music
SESH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KesAaLs7NvQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFGfUOnsqEw
Besides that, the usual.
>What are you doing
Some things, you know.
>NEET
I'm not.
>video games
Sometimes I play EU:IV.
>Books
Some shite.
>Films
Some shite.

>long distance relationship for three years. He's Visited me three times I've visited him three times. Visited his family for Christmas and New Years this yead. He has a family of 8 people. (Siblings, mom, dad, niece and himself.) They're all very tight and close.

I have a small family. Single mom, two older brothers, one of them has been on their own for 10+ years. So now it's a family of three, already including me.

I go down there for Christmas to show I'm ready to commit and that I'm not chained to my family and that my family isn't chained to me. I'm not used to having so many people in one area all day everyday. So it was a bit rough for me. But I made it work. Had a few bumps with his family but it was okay.

I ask him to visit me for Christmas and he says he can't cause of his family. He says his family is too big and that they'd be upset if he wasn't there.

I dunno I'm probably overreacting but it just kinda hurts me that he's not willing to let go of his family for one Christmas so that he can spend it with mine. I guess I was just expecting he'd sacrifice the way I did for him. I'm kinda upset about it but I'm trying not to make it a big deal about it so when he said no I tried not to seem offended.


What do guys? Should I tell him how I feel? I'm seeing it from his perspective and I understand why but I'm just bummed out cause I've never had the opportunity to spend Christmas with someone in the city I live and I had planned some really romantic things.

Thoughts opinions? Ty

Just going to throw out a bunch of entertainment/pop culture interests now.

My favorite artists are Zdzislaw Beksinski, H.R. Giger, Jean Giraud, and Olivier de Sagazan.

On Netflix I really like Peepshow, The IT Crowd, Arrested Development, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Lady Dynamite, Louie, and Star Trek (have seen all other than the original and all of Enterprise; tng is my fav with ds9 as second then Voyager as third).

I’ve always watched a lot of Adult Swim and Tim and Eric and Rick and Morty are big ones I enjoy, but I’ve seen almost everything that’s come on Adult Swim since it’s creation. I love cartoons and animation! Fav anime shows: Tenchi Muyou!, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Accel World, Watamote, anything Studio Ghibli, and Kaiba. Fav cartoons right now: Rick and Morty, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, MLP, Invader Zim (forever), Bob’s Burgers, China IL (Babycakes), Avatar: The Last Airbender & Korra, Futurama, Southpark, and anything on Adult Swim.

I’m pretty poor so as far as video games go I’m wanting either an xbox one or a ps4 lately (but don’t have one yet). Dragon Age: Inquisition and Witcher 3 are some recently played good games. Skyrim is my most played on Steam. I love JRPGS, the most influential of my childhood were prob Final fantasy 7 through 10; Legend of Dragoon and the Longest Journey are some other good older rpgs, I liked a lot of stuff that came out on PS1. My very first games were on SN which were Zelda: Link to the Past and Super Mario RPG. Loved King’s Quest as a child (especially 5 and 7) and Silent Hill. Open to any tabletop or board game but don’t do them very often. Basically if I can’t be DM I don’t enjoy it, I like having control. Needing gta5 and Fallout 4 on Steam.

>>24264295
I’ve seen all of Gamegrumps and Jontron, I also like h3h3 and flithyfrank on youtube.

As far as movies go I like a lot of fantasy and scifi from the 90s, like The Neverending Story, Dark Crystal, Dragonheart, Blade Runner, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Hellraiser, Nightbreed, The Lost Boys, Jurassic Park, The Fifth Element, Spaceballs, Starwars, and lotr. Huge Studio Ghibli fan, probably seen Princess Mononoke more than any other movie in my life; I also like Castle in the Sky and Nausicaä a lot. Some of my all time two top favorite movies are The Holy Mountain and Children who Chase Lost Voices from Deep Below (Hoshi wo Ou Kodomo). I've seen tons of other movies though just can't list them all because there is way too many.

When it comes to books go fantasy and sci-fi but a lot of young adult too and sometimes horror. My favorite non fiction author is Allan Watts. Young adult example would be Harry Potter and Cirque Du Freak. Horror would be Clive Barker. Science would be Carl Sagan, Isaac Asimov, and Alexander Shulgin. Also like some True Crime. I find psychology, and philosophy often interesting but mostly read about it through wiki. I also find psychedelic drug trips interesting to read about on the internet.

When it comes to music I like all genres OTHER THAN most Country or Christian, some top bands would be MSI, NIN, Marilyn Manson, Pink Floyd - I know those are all alt rock but I love chillstep, retronew wave, ambient, instrumental, and a bunch other genres too.

I don’t watch any sports but I love the outdoors, hiking, horseback riding, swimming, meditating, and a little bit of Mixed Martial Arts. There’s a great place to swim in my small town.

When it comes to food I love sushi, my favorite kind is eel.

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Had this ready and as soon as I hit post servers are kill. Might as well send it though.
Save me.
>>24262698
>stole my gold
I didn't steal anything my friend, I am Jew not a thief
>
>something smells of xanax
Yeah the bottle I have here, going to down down the whole thing right now, wish me luck :D
>cia will always be here
They can stay here and watch, I give a good show ;)
>stevy would be ashamed
Stevy would be ded also lol.
>just bring a pizza
Extra cheese and anchovies?
>footfags
Nothing like like a good plump toe gets me off.
>You complete me.
I did say I was you, didn't I?
>>24262742
We met up on pride day duh.

It's already been shit kek.

Also you don't have to listen to any anon here, do whatever you want. Just a protip.
>>24264168
I meant why it doesn't it show up in that particular picture, but that sounds cool af tbqh. I only the shit eyes so it looks like different shades of my turd.
>believing the lies of women
No...
>kek, maybe.
;)
It is a vagina, just sealed up and the ovaries dropped on accident.
>You are my frend
Yes I am frend, I am so lonely :')
>>24264291
He's visited 3 times already which kinda like makes it ok I feel since you've met already. I would still say just tell him how you feel though since communication is one of the biggest things of a relationship, try not to make a big deal out of it though that's all.
>>24264295
>>24264300
I am late and won't do a proper reply but hi.

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Fuck ya'll sorry I wasn't around yesterday, I was surpisaly busy most of the day with friend and family shit. I didn't even get a good chance to lurk on the last thread either.

I guess i can say i had an intresting day yesterday, epecally when those random gunshots rang out in the night in my neighborhood. but i'll post about that later

But I'm running on vapors right now, and need to hit the sack soon. I woke up about three times in between typing up these (You)s no clue how long I slept in them either.
Think that timechart post will have to wait till tomorrow, don't know if i could find any superior tastes in my superior music to throw in that post in my current situation

Enjoy this current pic of my myself and I as I get ready to commence the dumpage of (You)s

>>24264113
>>24259752
Kek really you haven't even watched a single damn sode and you defend dennis like a fair maiden's virginity.
Google already knows you and me what difference does it make now

Only whites boast about their color but then go thru the extreme to look a little more darker(shitskinieir). Getting hitched sound like a much better path than getting your hyna pregnant on prom or something. Well its more like your suffering will end if you run them over, I'm sure their not old enough to understand.
Pifff eating a squirrel is about the most native american thing you can do imo

This is america theres tons of sad ppl who befriend lots of different animals, I'm sure i saw a pet squirrel vid on youtube. I know I've seen the pet raccoon one. But idk about the mother, maybe its cat rules like if they don't have the right scent. Or maybe she just a drunkerd
And I haven't been here all day, whats the news on those squirrel baby friends?

>>24259797
fuuuuc this is gold but why am i the mot eriously aggressive fag in the is pic

>>24260131
Lips sealed friend if its SCAT porn then we're already on the level. You need to check out my SCAT folder on MEGA.nz tbqh

Now I have more questions than answers
Well i don't use real butter persay, i tend to tay away from anything that has the 75% of killing. Ty very much
Fuck man didn't you know wife beater never go out of season. Just get them as pj shirts or something like that. But I thought thats how you were meant to watch boobie cartoon?
That car show does sometimes have ome good info and sometimes pull the engine out. But that all depened how much money they have to jew ppl over. But it took me a few years for me get get knowlege'ed, but even a small bit of info goes a log way

Kek its either that or maybe hire a couple mexis and see what they can do while I sit on my ass. But yeah I used most of those tool at my old autoshop job, but know their more of my hooby tools now

Glad you admire the tech ;^&
If I didn't know better I'd say you were born the year of the dog, Your doing the right thing helping out your sis but don't go too far out your way helping her thow, you can still move back too MH you basically have all the time to plan that shit.
But hit man you really have to deal with you dad's friends and shhit? They sound like they jut whiff the fumes of your dad's ass.
Nope I've been living in this place all my life pham, these aspiring actors can have this place

Does your indian friend talk to much about curry or something. But I can see how one of them can come off like that. I wonder if ppl can tell i'm a west coaster just by look of my face over there.
Its just because your below the spectrum of understanding the disadvantages of higher pay raise. Most of them complain about it alot and their trustfund babies, can't blame you for raging

One of Two

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>>24260161
Man oh man that sound like some really dumb real life shit. Someone tells you its okay to shit thing, but then you find out whatever they said was just the first answer that comes off their head.. That would just make the small bit of trust that I still have would be gone
by the time of all this bullshit. I pray you don't have to deal with that ish this time. But hell you never know, maybe thats what their company does, just make their money from scamming ppl's deposits

Yeah its a reall good way to get out of your super edgy depression spout. I had a teacher that said a quote like, " if we all openly threw our problems in a pile for everyone to see, you'd most likely pick your back out of the pile"

Fuck man i'm really glad I don't live in one those hoods , i couldn't put up with the daily verbal shitposting just from walking outside on my porch. But thats what the hood does to you man. I'm sure once he gets the dosh and puss those guys will stfu since those are the rules age don't matter, non of this matters

I've scared anons away but we longerfaggers have that problem
Lol even more of tha death a grips

Thats what I've been told, but the bad part is that you'll be dropping of unhappy costumer that give you a funky ass attitude. But thats man I hope the same
Worst then bumpanon? If the dude i was talking to in the earlier thread, he' some "rich" aussie that waste his money on VPN shit
I'm no atheist but there really noting at all I'd keep with me from going to church elated thing as a kid

Sorry if theres any typos, I almost fell fully asleep typing to type this ish

Two of Two

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>>24260238
Kek how is having a peanut shaped head better than having anything else. We're literally the most primitive race out there, or at least thats what they want us to believe. But being fit all your life is a good perk

Bro you just have to express your self thru your fashion, its not that hard man. You defanitly could use those Justin bieber sweat pants things or whatever thier called.

>>24260329
Sounds like every other race that ha a shitty childhood. 'm sur e native americans have more to whine and drink about tbqh

Maybe the sound of the footsteps of a bunch of hoeny, hoeny sanic fans.
Kek i was about to say just wait for Mr. Putin's solution on airtraffic. Soon you'll have milltary jets fly just meters away from the surface. Just like the fatherland.

This is how a you really spell it. And I just googled it and got back with these results
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=170959341
Fucking bodybiulder forms, truly as odd as 4chins
That just makes you the edgiest of the bunch. Even tho you don't see yourself that way, thats going to be everyone gernal idea about it tho
I just want to go back to my desk jobs. I wish i never clicked on "knowyourmoose,knowthetruth.com"

Why not just buy an unfiltered pack? But they might be more expensive, since more cancer makes thing more expensive
Ehhhh when i real Albania I just already know I'm in the shitty side of the eastern block I'd rather go to italy to die in a earthquake. Your more like a mid-eastern block or west-east Europe

Know you know, o never say that a gain alright......nah i joke but i was still not a big fan of him. But kek i guess you can say he got the ladies moist. But those ladies got moist from their own gender.
The chick he use to follow around nad had a crush on turned into a dyke. Which sucks cause she had a pretty cook look

Have scarf will travel pham

>>24264291
I'm half asleep and probably don't have a good mindset on things right now. If you guys have both been to each other's family' house for chrismas then your about even. But I understand where hes coming from saying that his family would be upset with him not being there. I have a small family but we usually try to get all
together on the holidays since we barley see each other. But then again I can also say, its just one chrismas, I'm sure his family would understand "if" hes telling you the truth about them being upset. it seems like it would mean a lot to you if he did.

But you should still tell him how you feel about that whole situation to just get all your cards on the table. if he dosn't understand how your feeling about that. Then a good talk should open his eyes.

>>24264420
Damn theres alot of memory going on in this pic, i'll tell you what. I think that dog collar caught my eye the most tho. I might be missing the joke but you have a pretty decent deviant air costume going on.
I can smell the autism and shit filled underwear


But i'm signing off ya'll catch you guys in my morning or your afternoon, or whatever its is over there

>>24264420
hi.

Verifying id

>>24264746
haha what a faggot

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>>24264300
>h3h3 and flithyfrank
Discarded as plebeian trash.
>>24264420
Because there isn't much light entering my eye in that picture.
>one eye on the dark, one on the light
Ying and yang, nigguh.
>no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zFg2qByF4E
>;)
My benis felt funny for a moment. ;)
>it is a vagina
Ew.
>lonely
Are you implying that you can be lonely with such superior threads as these?
>>24264433
Only weakling members of species, pham. We social Darwinism now.

>hoeany sanic fans
Not sure if I want to meet such folk ever.
But, anon, think about my life.

Oh God, that place is as much cringe as /fit/ is. It really takes a very delusional incel to think that any amount of lifting will fix an uggo face, autistic personality or childsized height. And that first post, top lel. Cringed pretty hard as I read it. Didn't bother reading anything else as I can imagine that place is no different that /fit/. And these are the people who think that they are "Alphas" when they need to spend countless hours in gym just to be able to function socially without coming off as a complete rug or talk to a girl. Just top kek. Not to mention lifting weights hours to no end is boring as shit.
Wait, tell me more about future tellers.

I've never bothered to ask the cashier about unfiltereds. I'm not sure what lind of unfiltereds are available here tbqh.
I guess we're in the middle of development.

kek
Dykes are funny animals, you know.

Pls delet that abomination.

tfw have to go to work in 40 minutes
tfw gonna get home at 2am again
tfw its thursday at least
tfw probably gonna have like 200 people again who am i fucking kidding

>>24265266
What do you work as?

>>24265269
line cook.

>>24265277
You got dubs twice. That means good luck. Godspeed, anon.

>>24265281
christ what is this life.

>>24265283
Well, if it is of any consolation, know that it is likely that everything will recur eternally, i.d., you will live your life as it for all eternity to come over and over again.

That thought makes me very happy.

>>24265297
and here i thought it was going to end at some point. Fuck man.

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>>24265303
Sorry for letting you know this, senpai.

Picture semi-related.

>>24265311
so many dubs man. so many dubs.

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>Picture so we can laugh at you later.
O...be the opposite of brutal
>Doing
Eh
>Music
https://soundcloud.com/jerryfolkmusic

https://soundcloud.com/nicolacruz/04-cumbia-del-olvido

https://soundcloud.com/tremormusic/caracol

https://soundcloud.com/paloma-del-cerro-
1/gozar-hasta-que-me-ausente

https://soundcloud.com/dauer/cloud-of-doubt

https://soundcloud.com/lordspacehawk/tryna-get-back-to-space

>>24264168
>actually looks great mate
Flirting will get you everywhere
>Longest
A little longer than this, I'm honestly just too lazy to get it cut and look like a twonk for a few weeks.

Wow, ok, lol. Bye then.

That's what I'm saying.

This is acceptable.
>>24264420
Implying I have fancy enough education to tell a difference, do you know where you are?
>Box
I'll give you one bread crust for the bottle?
Good luck!
>Show
I know. Don't ask me how I do.
>Ded
Roll me a grave
>anchovies
You're getting non just for that
>Truth
Needs a decent bit of hair and fungus growth but I see your point.
>I
You didn't say anything.
>>24264421
Sup

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I feel sleepy as fuck for some reason and I can't focus at all.

What do? Should I drink some coffee?

>>24265312 ( Don't think I didn't notice your sneaky moves. )
>>24265319

I s-swear I am not.

To be fair, I think you could sport longer hair. I'm jelly of your superior, luscious curls. With longer hair you would legitimately look like a Romantic poet or something like that. DON'T BUZZ IT.

Rude.

Why are you in agreement with me twice? As if being as much for once wasn't a burden, you had to do it twice. Absolute madman.

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>came here for a comfy chat
>got a circlejerk

Oh well, at least I've got steak and chips ready for dinner.

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>>24265334
Can I interview you?

>>24265334
But circlejerking is fun! :D lol xD

>>24265329
>I feel sleepy as fuck for some reason and I can't focus at all.
Hey same it's the govsment min, dey onto us
>moves. )
You're so eager, you post before I'm even halfway in...with my shitposting...it's exciting.
>I'm confused forgib o lord
You must speak to the pope and the priests...then back to the pope.

>Sport
Well I look less like shit I will show you what it looks like normal.

You lav it

I'm too ill or tired to be a conflicting entity, at this current moment.
>Mad
Have you been talking to the wall again? It's a liar, trust me.

>>24265342

I guess so

>>24264459
He's never visited me for Christmas. Only once for new year's. And I've visited him for Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years. I dunno just doesn't seem as fair to me. But I'll definitely bring it up to him.

His family is so sensitive though. And I don't wanna seem like the girl that's trying to take him away and push his family back. That's not it at all. I just wanna make some dreams come true.

>leave large light on that illuminates the yard on
>go downstairs
>have a drink of water
>want to go back up
>only way to go upstairs is up the stairway that is outside the house
>mfw there are about ten hornets flocking to that huge light that is right by the door
>mfw they are agressive as fuck and keep going all around the place
>mfw a single sting is enough to send you to a hospital with a serious fever
>mfw if one of those fuckers sting you they send pheromones that signal rest of them attack
>mfw you can literally die being stung by those fuckers ( you can also be alergic to them and don't know it since you've never been stung )
>wait there for a couple of minutes, observe their behaviour
>they tend to crawl up the wall, jump into the light, get angry and buzz around as it is too hot and it burns them
>catch their tempo of getting angry and cooling down and climbing back up
>make a dash for the door
>open it up as I feel hornets buzzing around me angrily
>mfw I didn't get stung

I'm never leaving that light on and going downstairs again. This was pretty exciting, but I'd rather not get my ass stung. I hate those insects. I will bag their huge ass nest when they sleep in the winter and burn it. I will have my revenge.

Fuck man I slept in pretty hard today if I say so myself.

I'll get back to your reply in a quick minute

>>24266130
Could you just leave a bit of beer out then deodorant the fuck out of the light in the morning?
>>24266132
Sleep in dude

>>24266130
So now i have to worry about the fact that we can have a dead pious on this thread and the cause would have been from hornet stings.
How big are those fuckers anyways, I've only seen a hornet maybe once or twice in my life, guess their not so popluar over here. But we get plenty of different bees and wasps here.

Like we get those big black bumblebee thing that just hangout by themselves. Had my brother tell me my grandma(whos lived here for decades) say those thing are just flys. She told him that like he was stupid as well. Pretty funny
Probably the best time to pick up smoking cigarettes just for this one occasion, puff up a pack of marlboro blacks and they'll never be back.

Most deadliest thing I've seen here is that damn tarantula hawk thats been hanging around here, they say it has the 2nd most painful sting but it said it won't kill you unless your allergic. Still thats the only flying incest or bug in general I'm afraid of.

Have you had your ass get stung by anything? Cause I still haven't?

>>24266248
But its almost 3pm here and its hot as balls already. I thought summer was over man

>>24265619
Ohhhh my bad anon, guess I blew it reading your post last night. But you defentaly sound like the most dedicated one out of the couple. But that seems pretty unfair to me imo. Do you two only see eachother over the holidays? Maybe if you can, you should just try doing something without your family involved.

But seriously for the sake of your relationship bring it up with him. Even if it brings up a problem, letting him know how you feel about this situation is important. Then he'll start thinking about it and it'll be hi problem too. But hell you two are in a relationship, spending time with eachother is 101.
If he says he can't do it, to me it just sounds like hes just a mama's boy or something. He could literally walk out the house and leave to see you, having his family get mad at him should be the least of his worries.

>>24266343
Put a bit of cold water on your wrist, put some ice or a damp cloth on the center of your chest.

>>24265225
>'m sur e native americans
Dude whats going on with me? No clue why i'm getting so tired now but rereading my posts is fucking hilarious and scary

But if we on that Darwinism lyfe, which one of use is the most superior? How do you crack your nuts that you find in the jungle?
>hoeany
Again what that fuck did I type?
I've still haven't met any yet. Tho i think my friend and brother have since they go to those anime fighting game tournaments
Hey theres no link to aircraft exhaust and cancer, relax ;^)

https://clyp.it/ojkpf54x
Just seem like that website is just another form of an image board for disfranchised ppl like us, but takes a bolder step into the Alfa(romeo) life style. And turns them into insecure sexist weight lifters with nothing better to do than life and post.
But I do agree lifting weights gets super boring after a while. I'd rather do pull ups of shit I shouldn't tbqh
Their is no future, just a loop in time man. I've probably had this convo with you in 700BC when I sold spices

Really? I always thought unfiltereds were much more popular in europe than over here. Most likely those long french ones, I've seen ppl smoke them here.
In development, soon to be russia in time for the Olympics

You know nothing till one walks up to you and talks. i usually just call them dude. Seems they like that more.
Thi pic i waht I'm going for after I start hrt, so no its not going anywhere

>>24265319
Whats up with me? Whit up with YOU man!??! You got my papa yet?

>>24266396
What is that suppose to do honestly? Cool me down I suppose but what happens when the ice melts or the water on my wrist....well you know slides of my wrist.

>>24264754
Whatever makes you feel better about yourself

>>24266575
>not detecting ironic shitposting
o-okay... ;-;

>>24267068
You're the one who got cough :D

How am I posting with different IDs. This is some hackery going on here haha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W_wd9Qf0IE
Anime?

>>24267101
>got cough :D
>got cough
>got
>cough
>:D
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

>>24267135
you must be new here newfriend

and so i must welcome you with a hearty GTFO FAGGOT

c:

>>24267213
nou
>>24267208
yeah make fun yeah yeah

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>>24264423
I grew up watching little tv and with basic cable when we had it, so t.v watching is kind of low for me, only really watch the news sometimes. I wasn't even defending Dennis or whoever, I don't know much about the show. I just know meme shows like GoT or Walking Dead since everyone talks about it.
Makes a lot of difference whether you put your actual info in Google accounts or faux info like I did ;)

Kek ikr, the lightskins want to be dark and the darkskins want to be light and the foreskins want to to be fourchettes, nobody is content with how they are :/.
I mean that most spics get bloated after they get married since they finally have a method of being well fed as opposed to being single.
>hyna pregnant
Lolwat?
Good thing I never went to prom though then, as if I had anyone to take :(
I wasn't suffering at all tbqh, I could give a rat's ass what happens to them, hmph...
I thought the most Native American thing was to become a windego in the snowy mountains?

>sad ppl who befriend lots of different animals
What are you implying :(
At least with animals they have an excuse for their savagery.
I've seen pet ferrets on a documentary once, so I'm pretty sure raccoons and squirrels are plausible. I think skunks can be good pets kek.
Nope not like cats, I went to check on them Sunday morning and they were gone so hopefully their mom took them somewhere else which was what I wanted in the first place,but they grow up so fast :')
The one shat on me a bit, so that's a good last memory I will have of them kek.
>
>why am i the mot eriously aggressive fag in this pic
Because you had the bigger mooseknuckle, I tried to stay true to factual evidence :D
>>24264459
But that 5 hour energy and Gatorade tho, this boi must be swole af kek.
Dog collar to contain power levels, and how do you know the smell of my underwear?
>>24264541
Hi sup.

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tfw internet was down this morning so instead of shitposting I watched dumb edgy prank videos and thought about how pathetic my life is ;-;

>shit nobody cares about
So I checked out the new place that my aunt and my mom want me to move into with my older sis. It's the bottom floor of a small house and shit's old and dingy as fuck. But there's a lot of space and I only have to swing 400 bones for rent and maybe a little under 100 for utilities/internet. There's a family with 2 kids above too. I still really want to move to MN with my younger sister because she and I are closer. My older sister and I pretty much never talk. Anyway, other than that, I've been wageslaving more and eating junk and being tempted to buy le booze to cope with feeling lonely and pathetic. But in 2 days, I'm getting evaluated for sadboi meds, and I'm broke so I've resisted for almost a month now.

>music
It's one of those days when Regina distracts me from sadboi feels with her kawaii quirks and alt stories, and I can feel like she's my waifu by backing her up on harmonies while driving.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVHV2nL5JZ0

>>24264168
I guess so. I do have some hope that I'll thrive after getting my work ethic straight.

One day I hope to find your works and bask in the sheer empyrean rays of your /ascension/. What kind of jobs are you gunning for?

>>24264176
Fuck. How does this Varg-drone looking mf ride the beat so hard?

>>24264426
>scat
n-no... >n>

>75% of killing
So you're VEGAN???!!!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!
*violently explodes out of trendy rage*

Yeah, I guess I shouldn't worry about whether my wife beater fits are /effay/. Still, the heat's almost gone and I need to reup on my comfy sweater weather fits soon. I always get used clothes. Tbhfam I don't think I can afford new shit but fuck that anyway. Tis all a scam imo.

1/2

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>>24265225
Turn on the sun then, doesn't Latria have anti-dark matter dispenser?
Ching and chang, bydlo.
Insinuating I am still a woman with that link, I have long since left the inferior race.
>My benis felt funny
Well let's see it then, you've been teasing me this whole time and not yet one peek of the weewee, and other anons have beaten us to the punch :/
>Ew.
Totes.
What superior threads? Yes btw...
>>24265312
You delet this hours ago yet I can still your mistake.
>>24265319
>implying you need to be educated to have common sense.
>do you know where you are?
Yes I am here, where thou?
You don't eat the bread crust, you are lil boi? And no niqa wtf I am not gonna get bamboozled so cheap.
>Good luck!
Tenks I had to go to hospital and get my stomache pumped again lol XD!
>I know. Don't ask me how I do.
Someone's been a naughty boy I see ;(
>Roll me
I rather grave on your eggroll, know what am saiyan?
>getting non
That's alright, I don't like anchovies anyways :^)
>I see your point
Toenails so long, they are the color of yellow.
>You didn't say anything
Hahaha, we have a funny guy over here. Hmph.
>>24267600
If your internet was down, how did you see dumb and edgy prank videos? *X-files theme song plays*
>sadboi meds
Shi ne!
>Regina
How do you say that name even? Rah-gi e-ah? Or Reh-gee-naw? Mysteries of life. I like her btw, I got introduced to her by my bae months ago.

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So why don't you faggots have a qt trap waifu yet?
Educate yourselves and what are you still waiting for?
>

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GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMMIT SHITCUNTNIGGERBITCHDICKKEK

I fucking lost my long ass (You) by pressing on a link to the last thread.

>>24267670
>when tawainese doesn't into computers
Tsk tsk.

>>24267626
yeah okey

>>24267714
Yeah, I know right.

>>24264426
2/2

LOST MY FUCKING (U) when it was almost complete. T-T

So here we go again...

>pimp my ride
I just wanna be able to talk shop sometimes desusenpai. But being able to take care of a car and save guap is gr8 too. The belts in my mom's car have been squealing for months and I'm too stubborn to bring it to the shop, but I might have to since every time I try to fix it myself, a new set of spoilers just suddenly appears on the car. I can't help it. It's my genes...

What kinda stuff did you build out of hobby?

>year of eating dog
H-how...
That's actually 100% TRU, I was born in 94.
W8 U TRYNA SAY U R WUT U EAT
REEEEEEEEE

I think I sacrifice myself too much for other people, also because of genes. It's something I figure I'll improve after becoming more confident and building my self-esteem.

Btw it's not my dad's friends I'm worried about. He has none lol (really sad tbhtho). I'm worried about the old friends I cut off. And then there's my dad who has anger issues. We basically abandoned him when he was out of state. I'm hoping to learn my mother tongue before I talk to him in ideally a decade or so, after I've got my shit on lock. Hopefully he'll still be around, but honestly, idk if I really need that closure.

Is there anywhere you're trying to move to?

My Indian roommate is just a minor nuisance. He keeps calling me out of my room every other day like today when he wanted me to help him cook but at that point his shit was burning. And then every time he takes a shower he leaves fucking puddles on the floor. Is it that hard to lift your leg and dry it with your towel...
He also mooches off of my shit and doesn't offer anything (not that I need anything but the sentiment would be nice). I've been giving him the cold shoulder lately because I don't like talking to him. He's such an uncle tom who laughs awkwardly at fucking everything, including shit that annoys me. But it's a lot better than the manlet who used to live here and throw temper tantrums.

>>24267743
Wana get weird

>>24267756
Normally we get dinner before and go slow until we whip out the toys, but seems you want straight to it ;)

>>24267769
Giving the circumstances

Only if you want to. I don't care.>>24267769

>>24267786
>>24267802
You either want or you don't. You can come and see how deep this rabbit's hole goes, or choose to stay behind with everyone else. Fortunately for you I have reached sufficient levels of tiredness so I can finally rest momentarily, so it would have to be for another time. Besides, I'd like you to figure it out for yourself, it's way better that way. As for me I already know the depth, I am the rabbit after all. ;)

Smell ya.

>>24267819
Smell ya.

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>>24264426
idk why i even bother to write 2/2 when obviously, our circlejerking will expand exponentially until our posts take up an entire thread, so...

3/500

>I've never been able to tell where people are from in the US by their faces, but accent is sometimes a dead giveaway. Do you, like, sound like a surfer dude, brah?

>>24264429
Yeah, I guess that's just how it works though. MN's cost of living is apparently a few hundred lower. But it's like middle-tier. I heard Montana and a few other boring states have really low prices compared to us coastfags.

I guess depression can get edgy, but I also think it can be neglected if you compare yourself too much to people who have it worse. I guess it's good to be humbled first and then work towards getting better though.

I'll never know what it's like in the hood but honestly I doubt my coworker's gonna get his, since he's basically disabled. Dude's a manlet, bald, mumbles and you can see the fetal alcohol syndrome in his face. I feel so bad for the guy. He still gets shitfaced from time to time, even though he talks about being off the bottle.

Longfag master race.

Damn I didn't know bumpanon was loaded. Reminds me of those dumb white boys who make prank videos GONE WRONG.

Not an atheist, eh? Are you a buddhist then?

>>24264433
>poibussy
damn that dude gay af but fuck man those fits are effay. I'd pop one if it was on a qt femanon.
>peanut shaped head
eh, I just feel like I look weird, but I guess nobody really notices
>implying that primitive doesn't embody masculinity
i'm tired of being seen as feminine. one of my older coworkers was always calling me a bitch, and I always got called gay in hs by the hood azns. Hopefully I can get swoll soon and not seem so weak.
>Bieber shitpants
yo u mean these??
pic rel8ed

>>24267626
>*x-files theme plays*
KEK
SHIT. You got me. I didn't realize what I wrote. My wifi was down, so all I had was my phone data and shit's a hassle on there.
>shi ne
what
did
he
mean
by
this
>russian waifu
it's obviously pronounced like vagina ;^)
>bae
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How's the normie life?
For serious though. I'm pretty normie anyway, since I had a gf a couple of months ago.

I SUMMON MEXICANON

>>24262525
>mexican jews
impossibru...
4 realsies?
>y u no chubs
cause I got bad grades and my dad's azn
tru story
>that time there was a femanon orgy but they all fled after the dic pic
sigh....;-;
such is life on based /soc/
>had a shitty week
What happen my bby? :(
>Hbu u fuckin ninja
Eh, I tend to drop out of these threads sometimes because I feel like I'm not interesting after a certain point, since I'm not doing much new or making much progress. After a few weeks, I usually build up the gall to come back to this circlejerk. Tbhfam I really like this place and you guys are the highlight of my day. Which probably means I should kms. <3

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SUMMONING BEATBOXANON/LONDONANON

>>24262546

>boipussyinaband
Dude is cringe but I have a lot of respect for him for being so based. His productivity experiment was pretty inspiring too. Although, I probably won't go to the extreme that he did, since I'd probably fail and become broke again if I put that much money on the line.

>>24260364
>jazzhop is uncomfy
sumimasen senpai...
have some chill weebhop then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mQpwOS6PCM
>symbols
u britfriends are so sophisticated...
>play that funky music, slave
y-yes master...
>stay conflicted
I feel like our shitposts unravel unto themselves into posts so fecal, they hint at protozoan life
>scroll to roll
ayy i can get down to that
>illegal mario kart racing
only if I can have spoilers on my toadmobile
>alphapaka toes
if only i had a foot fetish

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Holy shit thread active at this late an hour?

Oh my god there must be some Americans posting up in this bitch. Time to (You) this place up

>>24267549
Mah bad phamily, guess i was just ready to argue with anyone over a show I barley watch now. Guess tv was a very important in my family, probably cause my parents were raised by it too. I watched GoT since the beginning but I still regret still watching it, and walking dead gives me brain cancer so no buneo
Prety sure one of my account has M. Bison as my legal name.

>nobody is content with how they are
/thread
But I guess thats just how it is, nobody knows what they want till they have it.
So is it the goal of every mexican just to get a home to own a kitchen to cook good meat and beans?
Waaaaat? How have you never heard that? That just means "beautiful girl" or thot, at least over here.
>as if I had anyone to take
I feel this feel man, I didn't go either
Hope theres no hawks where you live.........swoooop
I think that depends on the region of those natives. If it was west-middle merica then they'd want a casino

Oh come on don't make sugar coated excuses like that. Humans are human, we're all savage on the inside, dosn't matter how many hell marries someone makes
One of my teacher's in hs brought one in for class. I remember how musky they are plus the fact their illegal in commiefornia. I think you have to get a schunk's stank gland removed to keep it as a pet. Isn't that more inhuman than leaving it in the wild jajaaj?
Maybe they'll come back and visit like some hallmark shit and wave at you. Idk if squrills stay together when their old or go off and do their own thing.

>5 hour energy and Gatorade
Hes about to be one of those rare kids that dies of an overdose from that 5hour.
Contain power level or to contain in a cage for the moneyshot? But bro i was in your house remember

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>>24268061
jew know it

bout to snooze away tbhfam

>>24267600
>>24267750
Fuck I hope your new place isn't going to be one of those problem child places where everything breaks because "why not". $400 ain't that bad but hopefully that and the utilities is all your really paying for
Maybe this is the perfect time to bond with your sis, only if you can. but hopefully you two don't punch eachother in the benis and vag

Vegan isn't really the correct term I like to use but if the rough terminology is what you like. Muh I'm going out for a pumpkin macchiato and write up a screeny

Just see if you can come up on some thermals or something like that. Their comfy and don't take up to much body space like a fat arse sweater. My old boss told me about how he bought like 80 hawaiian shirts off the craigslist, and how thats all he wears. Good advice if i was a baby boomer

Kek I like that 30 minute time difference. Its all good sometimes you got to fit those fap session in

If you truly want to that, all you got to do is study on basic automotive shit, it might come off complicated. But even a dumb hick can learn that shit. But if its just a worn belt, thats (kinda) easy to replace depending if you have the tools for it. I almost want to ask what model is your mums car just to look it up
Shit tho not to many ppl would even know that squealing sound comes from the belt, so your already on the path. And ricing shit is in your genes don't fight it. Go buy a fat arse exhaust tip for your moms car RIGHT NOW

Oh no I just meant car sevice as a hobby, and just doing genral yard work and house work for them. Fixing shit is one of my gay ass old world hobbies
>That's actually 100% TRU, I was born in 94.
.................................

1/2

>>24268061
>>24268061

>>24268061
Faggots EU started posting. US is back in HS.

There is a you.

>>24268079
I don't blame you man idk how I even feel today. And typing these took longer for some reason, think its my mood

Your (You)s will be waiting for you

>>24267847
>>24267750
JESUS CHRIST ARE WE FUCKING TWINS OR SOMETHING. I'm a 94fag as well
I know that feel of feeling honor bound towards your family and friends, its gay af sometimes tbqh. Sometimes I feel like I do to much for them and they don't learn anything and just rinse and repeat. You defiantly need to take some time(years) for yourself doing things you want find your own purpose.
I honestly don't know if talking to him will solve anything. if he hasn't gone thru and thought about his life and how he fucked and just blames you and your mum for shit. Might as well leave it. But you should still learn your mother's language just because. Think of the jobs

Me and my close friend were talking about moving up state to washigton. Might be a good idea, I know theres much more work out there, and the price of living is a little more doable than hear.
>leaves fucking puddles on the floor after showering
OOOHH MAH FUCKIN GOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I swaer I hate that shit man, I don't understand how ppl don't dry themselves off in the shower. Does he also shit in the hallway when he's to far from the toilet?
Maybe you should just tell him to stop being a fuckboi before you move out a heed of warning for his life. People who can't help themselves pisses me off more than a trump voter tbqh. Cause I'm usually the dude that helps others out for free

>>24267847
Here lies your last (You) unless I missed one which I hope I didn't. Glad your asleep cause this shit took me a while, usually goes a lot smoother. Shit maybe I'll just audio reply your next posts
Kek these are about to turn into those huge five post replies like what happened with mexianon. Our posts will stand the test of time

https://clyp.it/vrd40wdl

I'd believe montana has low coast, one of my friends took a road trip over there. Said it seemed pretty depressing over there. And even he a white male felt uncomfortable out there and heroin is big out there. They ppl he visited with his friend were on it.
That might be the case but I have no clue if neglecting depression is good or bad. Feels like I need to stop doing that. But yeah I think once you seen something in 3rd person you'll have a better time over coming it.

Fuck man, idk how he ended up with such a shitty ass hand like that. Thats a bummer but least he still has his sanity, well a bit of it. Mumbling is not a very attractive thing to have and drinking to get shit faced isn't any better

kek longfag can mean so many things
But that goes to show what some of the shitposter are. I guess he dosn't have ppl in his life to bug. Spends hundreds of dollars a month just for the lolz when lolz are better when free
> buddhist
You know I budd a little this and a little that

You'll never guess where that pic originated. Well maybe you already know: tumblr
It'll never be a qt femanon anon, or at least for me ;*^[

Everyone thinks I look normal till i shave my head. Then they remember that I'm a shitskin lol
No clue how you come off gay, especially for an asian guy. Short shots and sandals are an inherit necessary of life. Maybe we need to make a challenge on this thread to swall up. Think hindi is still doing her routine why not us?

I think your pants are suppose to hang low like 2 day old baby shit in a diaper. You look like you just got done training at the dojo

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Kek and since i got on topic with kereanon with surfer dude drah accents since I do live in commieforina

I've caught myself saying "like" numerous times and it scares me sometimes. But I was on the jewtubes and ran into this gem of a rock on there trying to practice my accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQuj2dxKl_M

He calls himself Kai from Dogtown, which is here in solcal. But then he says he from west virginia. Kinda contradicting but who cares this dude should be the chief of police somewhere

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>>24265350
I've been feeling this way for the past couple of days. I should increase my sugar intake and read up on how to decrease daytime sleepiness.

It's always exciting, isn't it? These threads and all. Such an adventure.

But I was born in a Protestant country. What would papists do with me?

Alright, you could try that.

Yes.

Aren't you always ill, my mastermind mathematician?

Well they say me bad things, what can I say. They say walls have ears, mine have bunch of mouthfuls of tapestry.
>>24265366
What is your greatest achievement in the field fo shitposting?
>>24266248
Nah, it won't probably do. I have to destroy their nest. I've done so twice, but they keep coming back. If you fail, try try again.
>>24266343
Don't worry, I don't die that easily.
Thumb sized, the biggest of them at least. The smaller ones are like the picture related. It's one of those that decided to fly in through my open window. I offed it with scissors.

kek
>everything is a fly
I'm pretty sure they will get used to nicotine and develop a severe addiction to it and bother me even more doing so.

Holy shit, I didn't know there are wasps that hunt tarantulas. Those things seem huge as well. Are they really common?

Bees, wasps and alike. Never by a hornet. Wasp sting is relatively painless. That of bees seemed a bit worse, but it wasn't anything bad.
Hornets are known to cause shortness of breath and mild fever and their sting apparently hurts more. If you are allergic, emergency services are a must.
>>24266502
Just go with the flow. I sometimes write out things without even thinking them over and I find myself rather surprised to see that they are complete non-sense and make zero sense at all.

There is only one way. A duel with shovels.

kek
>anime fighting tournaments
They weebs?

Yeah, they're pretty weird tbqh.
They're all pretty delusional, tbqh. And they're so incredibly boring. Lifting culture is complete cancer as well.
>Zyzz
>DO you lift brah
>Mirin'
etc.
1/2

>>24266502
>>24268929
So you were a poo in the loo in previous life? Dang.

Most of the people smoke filtereds, actually. We're not that fancy, us Europeans. At least the Eastern variety to which I belong. Cologne and perfume is a must though.
Fug no.

I haven't met a dyke tho.
kek, HRT won't make ya white boi.

>>24267600
Hello my Chinese friend.
>sadboi meds
Kek, what a kuk.

>hope
Don't just hope, JUST DO IT.

That requires superior willpower though. Any, really. As long as they don't intefere with my school.

Because he smoked crack. Actually he did, I think, kek.
>>24267626
We do, but I lost it along with bamboo growing device. ;-;
Fuck you, pendejo.
Are you a grill?

But my benis can't get posted here, it is too lewd for these and I am pious man after all, so no lweds from me. :/

Uh, nothing...

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>tfw shovel hands

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>>24265344
Can confirm.
>>24268929
Exercise eat more carbs.
Your apathy is seeping in, remove it.
Teach you the ways of the voice
I could
But...
It is the curse of being human
>My walls have mouths
I'm the owner now.
>>24266502
>You got my papa yet?
It is a bit sticky...but yes...i have your octopuses.
>>24266506
...Who the fuck put's water on their wrist and just watches it slide off...just...what? Go in the corner.
>>24267626
>Implying common sense is common place
>Do you think you're in wonderland?
Beneath the battered brook
Get baziggad
>Lol
Aw Jenny you are so wicked, i wish i could be as cool as u
>See
No. No you don't see. That's the point.
Teases can't even be creeped on anymore, the fuq?
>Asian for a roll
You want it in their?
>Any
Good, have a crumb... ;)
>Yellow
Curled and inverted, some of it jutting out from the skin.
>hmph
Raff or you ruse.
>>24267667
It'd probably beat me at sword fighting.
>>24267993
I feel ill, you woke me for dis?
I just remember watching it in school...didn't really think it'd be replied too...
>>24267993
I like the weebop
>Confuses sophistication with being mildly intoxicated.
It won't happen agin
>Master
...I'm in the right chatroom right?
>Life
I agree completely.
>Get down
HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA
>Riding toad rather than the clear superior luiweewee
Pffft hmph and more hmphs
>Coming into this thread without a degenerative key ring
What madness are you?

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>>24269171
Carbs? Man I exclusively live on salmon and tomato juice, could that be a problem?

No, I'm pretty much the opposite of apathetic as of lately, but I've been feeling down today tbqh.

Teach me first!

Yes.
BUT?
But I am more than human.

No, I will sue you first.

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>have to select mazgabarīta kravas auto
>select a vieglo auto
>captcha still accepts my answer

Magic.

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>>24269219
Tfw shrek is a bigger fancy lad more than you.


Nope, that seems about right.

Come and nestle in my bossom.

You're not ready.

What are you a carewolf?

Thinking I won't simply handbone my way into owning you.

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Hey where are all the white people at ITT?

A (You) or two are inbound

>>24268929
You don't but what would 20 stings in one minute do to the man of steel?
Fuck man anything bigger than a thumb should just be outlawed imo. And I'm semi glad all the bees nest in my yard are gone now. There use to be billions of them when my grandpa was still around.

Thats just that old world thinking I guess. Like every german is a nazi
Hmmmmm lol you know I never saw it that way, they'd just turn into a bunch of bums. Bumming and asking young ppl to by them some smokes.

Idk why its even over here, there are zero tarantulas here lots of black/brown widows tho. Their around 8-9cm long and make a loud ass flying noise. I've only seem two of those things in my entire life don't think they belong here, but its hot so I blame global warming

Really wasps are less painless than bees? Guess because they can swarm your ass. We probably have the same species over here too since european honey bees are very popular.
To this day I still don't know if I'm allergic, I've garneded and cut the grass most of my life but I guess I'm just one with nature or something. I'm glad we don't get those here. I'd rather be harassed by some dumb june bugs

Thats what I use to do here then my post would look like a damned novel. Think the best time for me to type is after i ate something
>shovels
Slavs are born with shovels in hand, but what about blacks? You know its not a job application
Fuck these might be the age of double replies again

>>24268942
2/2
They say they aren't, but I'd say their 50/50, my brother being the worst. But their black so I guess you can gt away with it.
Sometimes its unbearable listening them talk about fighting gmaes all day, why do you think I'm here?

Bro you just sound like you don't want puss at all. But I think I use to know some and I didn't have shit in common with them. Those are those guys who put up the wort front as well

Wat? I sold SPICES my friend nothing more.....................and frankincense

Maybe its just a mediterranean thing for smelly ppl and brits. But fuck I feel bad for you having to deal with all that cologne. Some dude go too hard on their's, some mexican dudes wear some of the strongest cologne. Strong enough to make a dog cry

Kek really? Guess your lucky but sooner or later gayism will hit your country and you'll have to deal with it. Maybe they'll let a bunch of female convicts out early like they did over here a while back cause of overcrowding

>>24268968
Whoa did you make this art yourself? Do you have a tumblr where you post your work?
Your such a unique individual man this shit looks amazing. Do you like Hell Boy too? Can I add you on kik or snapchat?

PLS RESPOND TO ME GOD DAMMIT

>>24269171
>octopuses??
Nah nah naaah you were suppose to sell the octopus and cut me the profit man. Now its just going to smell like a dirty woman

Who puts water on their wrist in the first place, its like putting syrup on on a door knob and getting mad when it slides off and ruins your floor. Come over hear and get in my corner m8. I'll tech you where the water should go down ;P

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Man all these damn post by me is this the way my life will be? I really need to start waking up more earlier man

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Damn I forgot to post about this, but I made the mistake of finding another lizard and taking it in(imprisoning it) because I'm weird like that.

But he or she, I have no clue how to check are lot more chill than that last lizard I had. I found out its an alligator lizard not those common shrub lizard I had last time. Dude seems pretty smart and stares at me sometimes so I guess it doesn't have a bird brain
Plus its actually eating the crickets I get for it so hopefully I feed it till it nice and fat and let it back outside. Hopefully it doesn't an hero itself like the last one.

Maybe this will be my last post for right now maybe not who knows man

>>24269964
>octopus
Who's the dumbass who didn't give me the right instructions, garsh...I thought you liked that smell? Isn't that why you still have that eh...package in your trunk?
>Who
Me, it's cheap and easy.
>I'll be your Japanese toilet.
You know just what to say to make a girl feel loved.

>>24270133
Package in my trunk? Why would I leave something like that in my trunk? Theres smoke jerky in the trunk. Do you know what happens when you get those two mixed with eachother? ...........well I don't really know, but its probably bad.

You need to make a video of you doing this, cause it still sounds like you belong in the nut house doing that. And I'm solcalidainian, you water is scarce over here.
>most honorable japanses toilet slut
I'd say its more like a french bidet, that has high water pressure. I like to hear them scream :^O

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Shit I forgot I was OP for this thread. So it wouldn't be right if i didn't keep posting shit and shitty images.
So here"s a screenshot from that Shut In or Weeb chat thread on this board. They get alot more acctivity than this one. But they don't post pics of themselves and just talk about weirder shit than we do.

Maybe I should start shit posting in there, jut to pass the flame over

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Hello everyone, this is a picture of me when I went camping a week or so ago with my two only friends. I don't have many friends that's why I post on /soc so much. Because I would like to make some good new friends.

>about me

I am surprisingly not a NEET. I have the prestigious job of being a cleaner and kp at an Italian restaurant. It's pretty shit but it pays well and I'm saving up for something important. I am male, 19 years old and I live in Cornwall, in the UK. I don't have a girlfriend and never have had one. I am also a virgin. I am straight too. not even a tiny bit gay, sorry nice gay people.

>hobbies/interests

I'm a very outdoorsy kinda guy. Cornwall is pretty good for that, lots of beaches, moorland, cliffs and woods. It's nothing too impressive but I guess it beats living in a city! Anyway, yeah I love camping and hiking and just generally getting out the house and doing something fun.

I'm a big fan of any and all horror movies. I even enjoy the bad ones. The Shining is my favorite. I like a lot of 80s movies to be honest. I also like animated movies, and, like, cartoons too.

I like video games! I like a lot of really old 80s games, mostly Nintendo but not exclusively. Modern games are cool too. I'm pretty big into video games I guess

I want to travel and eventually live in America so badly. I love America so so much.

I am very interested in the paranormal and supernatural. Especially UFOs and Alien conspiracies. idk what I believe, all I know for sure is that it's very interesting to me.

Neutral Milk Hotel is my favorite band.

>contact info

This is a picture of me. I don't think I'm ugly but I know I'm not particularly attractive either. But I try not to worry about that too much.

SKYPE: lil.nibblet
KIK: nibblet111
SNAPCHAT: nibblet111

>>24270223
Hey anon welcome to the thread, but its usually dead around this time so don't let that discourage you man.

But damn if you didn't say you were english I would have completely cast you off as an american. That pic is so deserving, its the trucker hat and red flannel that got me. What part of merica would you want to move to if you had the chance? Just a curious burgerlander
And this thread doesn't really get to nsfw at least with the requlars, but some new comers did break that record of no cock pics. So be advised lol

Don't feel ashamed of liking 80s shit, I have that bug too. i try not to talk about irl and even here sometimes. Folks aren't into it so I just try to keep it cool.

And I'd say put a rain check on that contact info, you'll have a better time chatting with ppl here and get to know them before the skypes start flying around. Lest thats how I see it but who knows

>>24270180
>I leave something
Right...yes. That'd be weird.
>mixed with eachother?
If you put one in a air tight bag they don't mix, swim told me...
>Bad
The jerky has a "messy" aroma
>Doing
I would...how do I do this?
>Scarce
Just dig, dig, dig.
>Scream
[Manically Laughs in baguette]
>>24270223
You seem friendly, hey dude.

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spent all day in bed getting diabetes, taking naps and watching videos

kill me now

>watching
Stein's Gate. It's starting to pick up, but still meh. The characters seem pretty flat.
I finally give into the hype of Stranger Things and I wanna watch it but idk where to stream since I don't have Netflix. :/

>listening
been going on a random postmodern composers buffet, with some Bartok, Rachmaninov, Penderecki, Stravinski, so I can hope to taste some /piety/ but instead just fall asleep lol
I guess I just need to start with the oldfags. Recs pls.

>reading
Interested in Haruki Memeakami's mangum opiss. Should I do it?

>>24268218
>$400 to wageslave for a broken house
I really hope not, but eh, my aunt's kinda the landlord since my grandpa apparently bought the house and she's been renting it out since then. We have to paint the inside apparently, so I'm hyped for those paint fumes!!! ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

>BOND WITH YOUR SIS ANON
N-NO >:'^(
Idk man, maybe, but I doubt it. We're both pretty awkward and don't really know how to socialize. I mean, I know age isn't that important, but she's never acted as an older sister to me and doesn't try to initiate convos. We'll see.

Hmm idk the word but sounds like there are a lot of those aspiring-famefags in CA. Out here, pumpkin macchs are associated with basic white girls, and I've only seen a few business majors and musicians who act like famefags.

>long johns
I really should, since the winters here can rape you sometimes. I used to take the bus to work in the winter and had to literally wear 3 layers. My brother had long johns from the military and said they're gr8.

Yo as long as I'm single, I need to allocate time for at least 2 fap sessions a day.

People have told me that I'm a fast learner, but I'm also lazy af. The car's a north korean 08 Elantra. If you can halp me, I will send you lewds.

Kek, I'll add some NOS too and blast all the way down to CA to join a rice race gang.

1/500

>>24270716
...Get the sax...come on, do iiiit.
>Flat
Ajin seems to be interesting.
>Bartok
Do you mean this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul8kDGgBtwg
If so you might like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl9FTlKK1e0
//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7rxl5KsPjs

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Ohhhhh fuck theres red leaves in my tabs

>>24268315
2/500

Fixing shit sounds like a legit source of rent though. That's gr8.

>94fags unite
#BlessTheseBetasLawd
We gotta meetup sometime man. It was meant 2 b. <3
Actually, my uncle's family goes to these jesus-loving conventions once a year and this next one is gonna be in CA in November. It might be really hard to ditch the event though, and I'd feel like a piece of shit. They really go all out tho. Hotel be fancy af. Tons of asians lol. It's pricey tho. I prolly won't.

Yeah, I figure if I find my purpose, then I won't be such a yes-man anymore. Or at least it'll be easier to gradually improve.

Yeah I don't see much benefit to talking to my dad either, but my family/friends/therapist all say I'll probably want that closure later on in lyfe. But yeah I should learn anyway.

Washington sounds legit. What do you like about the culture?

Lmao the dude is /pajeet/ so you never know if he'll whip out a chocolate hand one day.
I can't tell him off man. The dude is too nice for his own good. I'd feel like shit. Besides, I only have to deal with his slight annoyances for like 3 more weeks.

I'm also the cucc who helps people for free too. I think for me it's because I'm desperate for friends lol.

>>24268326
We will reach longpost heaven my friend. c]:'^)

https://clyp.it/mvh5cj2k
https://clyp.it/hnjipjte
https://clyp.it/ironpecz (oh shit that link name)

Damn I didn't think about how the boring states could be infested with druggies. Although the suburbs seem like nice places to settle down if you ever reach the cucclife, which I might do when I'm old tbhfam.

Eh yeah depression seems complicated. Like tumblr seems to have bred a shit ton of self-diagnosed attentionfags, but then how do you know if someone's in danger of actually becoming an hero? I guess the world will never know.

>>24270702
>Weird
Weird would be leaving a dry ice bomb in a post office or church/mosque.
If you were white in the states they'd label you as a anarchist, rather than a domestic terrorist
>Dat name
Is that one of those hardcore thug names, in england you never hear about?
>messy is a complement
That messy aroma is a trade secret passed down from my daddy's daddy. Who got out of prison on a technicality on public indecency.
>Doing, how do I do this?
Bro just do it.
>Dig dig dig baby
But ground water can contain toxins in it and we'd need many many more tax dollars to finance something like that. Better just keep increasing the water bills instead.

Its all a day in france as a serial kidnapping who prays on american female tourist.
Wheres liam Neeson at?

>>24270716
Good luck with Stein's Gate, i think I'm going to take a break from anime for a minute. HxH had a huge fucking slump in it, then when it was over it went back to its original plot for like 15 episodes. Den the season ended and that was in 2011 ;(

Aunt's the land lord? You should tell her to pay for the paint cause thats not exactly your problem, well it is but you guys shouldn't be paying for maintenance. But I've said it before and I'll say it again, painting is very therapeutic.
Ehhhhhh I kind of feel you with that one. My older brother is the same way, hes never been the responsible one between us maybe a little now but when we were younger he was pretty dumb and selfish(still is)
We're semi close but he doesn't really bother doing anything Just don't bother forcing something is going to happen sooner or later.

Starbucks is just a way of life over here. Everyone goes crazy over $8 cups of coffee, think when I worked in Pasadena I saw the worst of the famefags and hipsters. But shit man I need to start saying "basic bitches" more often now, that shit is new and hot
Idk if the buses here even have heaters, but they blast the fuck out of the ACs in summer so maybe. Just don't where any ripped jeans on top of those long johns, you might get shitted on
>only faps 2 times a day
>seriously get real pham
>5 times a day or go home
But nah thats my average now, use to be higher but I guess I'm too old for my hand kek

Koreans buying korean cars. Why do this to your selves, jk XD. But I'm going to go research this shit and get back to you. I'm assuming it has the 2.0 4 cylinder since its the only engine they offered for that year in the states.
Ducking NoS fags man, their use to be some that came to the shop next to the one where I worked. But dude all they do now is inhale that shit and get high.

>>24268326
3/500

Booze really seems to cause a lot of problems. Like my dad's dad was a raging boozer and look how he turned out. I think access to mental health services and breaking down the stigma might actually help a lot of people in the long run. Like why do we have physical checkups but not mental ones?

Yo we longfags 4 lyfe. Yeah idk what's up with bumpanon but if he's on the 4chins, maybe that's just how he deals with feeling aimless like a lot of us. I mean if I was rich, maybe I would do something similar.

Dam bro u blaze? U BLAZE? Blaze to that tuvan throat singing and lifelong celibacy?

If that's what comes out of tumblr, I don't wanna go there. Then again, this place is pretty shit too lol.

yooo post them bald drawanon lewds

Eh maybe it's my twink bod or the way I dress or the way I talk or even the fact that I use hand gestures. Idk man. I guess it's not all bad though. It's easier for me to talk to femanons sometimes. But I wanna get swoll so people don't try to fuck with me if it ever comes down to it.

Hopefully if I get put on sadboi meds, it'll be easier for me to stick to a routine and get gainz. I should probably join a gym though, and I'm gonna start working full-time next week so I'll be able to afford a membership and more protein. We should try to keep up with each other man. What's holding you back rn?

Haha yeah I guess my pants aren't literal shit tier, but that's good I guess. I miss the dojo. I used to do Taekwondo and I wanna go into something like Brazilian Jiu Jitsu or Muay Thai. Have you gotten into martial arts?

>>24268487
kek, that Kai dude is fascinating. Reminded me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJOrasM21mM

Tbhfam ever since I saw that movie Surf's Up with the penguins, I've fantasized about being a beach bum but in Hawaii. My buddy's been over there a couple of times and said it's beautiful. Maybe someday man...
Have you surfed?

>>24268942
>chinese
U WOT M8
>sadboi kuk
*cuts self with butter knife*
>DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
I dunno what to do tbhfam. I mean I guess I have habits I want to develop, like eating enough every day, exercising, reading and practicing music, but I find it hard to keep up with even one of those. Idk man. Maybe these meds will help. We shall see.

>>24269171
>y u wake me 4 dis
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>watching cringe vids in school
ahh those were the days
Did you watch his music videos?
>weebop
Uyama made shit alongside Nujabes so u kno it's supreme and u shuld shill that shit in /mu/ all day.
>being lit on /soc/
it's hard to tell in here man
we already get lit without getting lit
ayy
>where am i
you're in /circlejerk/ bby 8=D~<3
>i agree
uh m-me too...
>HOLA
hola, que paso, pato? ;)
>pfft luigi is kangz
NO, YOSHI
>degenerative key ring
this is madness...

>>24269930
SHITSKINS TAKE OVER

>>24269973
the dedication

>>24270012
shit man I'm calling PETA >:^(
Damn, how did the last one an hero?

>"last post"
>posts 30min later
kek

>>24270196
do it
I bet that one anon who said he came here for a comfy thread and instead got a circlejerk was from there.
FUCK YO COMFORT

>>24270223
You seem like a down-to-earth type of dude.

Why do you love the land of fats?

NMH <3

>>24270802
>sax
ehh it's 8pm now and idk what to play
>ajin
literally who
>giving more Bartok
y u spoil me
It sounds awesome, but I think I need less dissonant stuff like Bach in my life tbhfam.

>>24270884
ayy
*whispers intimately into your ear*
it never ends

>>24270802
Oh shit Tartini sounds lit. Thx pham.

>>24270925
Just depends on what your getting paid to fix. And how they pay your ass. Maybe i should be that one weird black handyman that goes around fixing the neighbor shit for cigarette money

I'd write that as one of my goals, idk man we got to much in common not to now. Whens the next CHAT?DISCUSSION meetup?
What?! I wonder wheres thats going to be at. November is also the day my mother pused me out her body and when trump gets elected. Thats something to celebrate. But damn I think that all makes sense now, all the koren churches here are pretty fucking fancy and huge.
But damn ateotd ma its just jesus and that nigga has been dead

It'll probably mean more when your a little older tbqh. Leaves less things for him to get mad about. All I'd like to tell my dad is stop being a meathead and calm down.

Kek thats a hard question to answer. I think it all come down to just wanting leave this state and start something new with(hopefully) friendlier ppl. And a big needed change in climate. Its 100F here today "again", think its been played out.

Lol if thats the case fucking purell his ass everyday. Can't imagine all the ass pubes he produces while taking a hit.
Even nice people need a reality check man. Maybe you should save it for your last day. just be like, "you know I like you but you need to fix________ and start cleaning your_____"

Fuuuuuc man maybe thats what I do too. To many feels hitting my face

God dammit not even my irish accent is that strong. But we have no acual irish sounding ppl here ;(
Its too hot to be laughing at these damn clyps
Fucking jerked chicken man that was really racist

Audio coming in next (You)

>>24270981
>>24270925
Theres literally like a 15% chance of you knowing if someone going to an hero. Even if you ask in the most sincerest way they won't tell you waht their really feeling. i think they need to invent a depression-ray or something. Sounds like a joke but depression is pretty huge int the states now

Your asking to many good questions my friend, my lawyer is asking for a seize and assets. But maybe sooner or later we'll take mental heatlh more seriously, it might take a couple 100 more deaths to see that. But we're mericans and we don't believe anything till we all experience it.
I've been asking how the mental exams for being a police officer still work, cause it seems like it lets alot of unstable ppl in there. And idk how I feel about vets that were in combat join the police too.

Maybe, maybe not. No clue how old that dude was, but if I made money like he said he did I'd get as far away from technology as possible. Well at least from hybrid cars ;P

Bro, bro, brooo, bruv..........yeah I blaze it. But fuck man I think I need to stop smoking with my friends. Last time I almost blackout from the weed while I was taking a shit.

>drawanon lewds
Ohhhhhhhhh you don't want to see those man
I've been told theres some femanons who like fembois but I've never talked to one. usually ppl tell me I'm to skinny or not fat enough for them. So I guess I should work out. But idk how I feel about ppl liking more cause I'm "now" attractive to them.

22/865

>>24271024
>>24271046
Honestly theres like two or three nonshitskin purines that still post here. Maybe four if whites alway slavs in their gene pool
*************************************************WE WAZ!!! KINGZ OFZ DIS THREAD!!!!!***********************************************

That last guy whent on a hunger strike and didn't touch any of the food I feed him. Fucking geneva convention
>posts 30min later
Bruv don't worry about that I always lie when I say things like that.

Its going to be hard to shit post a thread thats already weird and shitier than this one. I'm going to have to shit on alot of ppl's fav anime
But lol feels like a lot of anons come here but then get circleshitted on

>*whispers intimately about witcher shit and the price of a good leather tunic*

>>24271138
>But we're mericans and we don't believe anything till we all experience it.

>>24271138
>it might take a couple 100 more deaths to see that.

Well obesity kills about 800 per day in the US.

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>>24271046
>idk what to play
If you're doing recs do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqEPbgJu9cs
or try too
>>24271046
>who
pic related
>>24271056
haha
maybe like voltaire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWYCS6k1IOA (bliss u alucard )

>>24270981
I think the top bit is from the other post but it don't matter, you'll get it.

I hope those meds don't tire you out or anything hopefully you'll just fell better. but idk something about gym memberships rube me the wrong. And I had bill collectors calling me for some membership I've never joined. I'm a cheap cuck at heart thank my dad. I've been thinking of jut buying a work out bench tbqh
Or I'll just stick to those prison workouts I was doing. Yo if you motivate me enough I'll get swoll with your ass

You should star getting back into martial arts man they'll probably put you at a better ease. But I've only did entry karate as a little niglet. then my mom pulled me out cause I don't think she wanted to pay for it.
Always thought about it, I'd honestly would just like to know to deflect punches and shit. feel like I'm too old for it now

Why does all the crazy shit have to be filmed in california?
Well as long as you don't end up a beach bum in venice beach I think you did pretty well. Those are some of the gnarliest and ballsiest bums here. Think I told geoanon about them awhile back

I've never surfed in my life have no clue if I'll be decent at it. But I skateboard for a soldish decade when I was younger. I need to get another board since my friend and bother still hash the gnar

https://clyp.it/n4heotzf
https://clyp.it/lgabkp3b
I think I need more practice with the italian accent I was about to do, let me get back to that

>>24271171
Kek well maybe it'll take another 80 years for anything to change then. Or maybe nothing well ever change here, that might conflict with our freedoms and what not.

I was frequently on 4chan about 10 months ago 10 but now I'm at a low point so here I am. Woohoo
>>Chat General
>Music Discussion
Cage the Elephant and the Antlers are my fav rn
>What are you doing?
Atm I'm on the toilet and trying to work up the nerve to go out in the thunderstorm to get groceries
>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo?
I dunno
>Video Games
Nah I suck. I do play rainbow six seige a lil
>Books you're currently reading
Lolita
>Films etc.
Naaahh

>>24271272
What's wrong, little one? Why are you back to this shit show?
>Cage
Nice pick, it reminds me of these for some reason: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoA9tLkrgHY

Aside from reading pedophilic erotica what do you for fun?

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Just posting to try it.

>Music
Looking for new music currently
Trying to get into jazz more

>What are you doing?
Trying to finish some books and fill out job applications

>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo
I live alone and pay my own rent but i'm weird since I don't go out much for new people I guess. I work in web design and trying to switch since not making too much money

>Video Games-
None currently my pc graphics suck since I let a friend borrow my HD 6850 but I would like to try Legion and some other new games.

>Books you're currently reading

Happy at last
I am America (and so can you)
If on a winters night a traveller

Only doing 3 today because I want to finish first two to go back to library tomorrow

>Films
Plan to watch death by hanging later tonight

>>24271024
DON'T WANNA WAKE UP, rawwwr
>Music videos
Nu. Nu plz.
>Alongside the chill prince nujabes
Further investigation is desperately needed.
>I want to be with people that make me feel like I'm on drugs when I'm sober
Screech it, my main, main, main, man.
>Prepare to get diddeled
F-Finally.
>Que
Ich bin zu mude. Du bist ein necken, komme in das Bin.
(My german it is failing me)
>I shit out my babies therefore I am better
Sorry, forgot you're a shark in a fish bowl Hmph.
>This is madness
“I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my bdsm club. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through (and on) that door.

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>>24271322
>Music
Pic related, you might like some.
>Jazz
Try /mu/, maybe.

>>24271360
Thanks for the list. Checking it out now.

>>24270969
>Dry ice
Or you just get them to make it themselves. Dry ice air con, know wat i saiyn?
>Label
True, fear sells better than love.
>Hardcore
Baddest of the bad, I heard he once ate at an icecream...in the winter!
>Indecency
On on another note a dude got put on the SO list because he was urinating in public and a woman saw.
>Just do
Instruction not clear, am jew now.
>Toxins
And tap water doesn't?
>tax
Na, just say you found oil and "accidentally" tell people or if anyone you know is jail get them to say they buried a body in your garden.
>Let's play Taharrush Gamea
God truly is great, just regret your actions after then repeat...

>>24271297
I'm at a shitty place in my life. Very stressed and very hopeless. That song describes me pretty well so thanks for that

I take pictures of wildlife to calm me down but that's about it

>>24271384
Everything has an end
Is it needless stress? Are you stressing because you're stressed?
>Thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDIdhbRv9n0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCmT8QMyUwU
Listen.
>Pictures
Can I see some? :)

>>24271407
I'm applying to colleges and I really want to get into a famous engineering program but I don't know if I havr what it takes and I dunno if I'll get in and the application process is so long and I have to keep my grades up in my current online classes and ND urgh. I'm also having a shitty time socially.
I'll listen to those after I shower and sorry the files are too large to upload. I tried :(

>>24271424
>I tried :(
Compress or use another software, like the snipping tool.
>Socially
Pretty much obsolete, just focus on finding someone that also has an interest in engineering.
>program
What kind? Mechanical, chemical?

>>24271511
I'm on my phone but I'll try something. And I'm hoping I make new frends when I got to college (if it get it)

Agricultural engineering (probably)

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>>24271511
Not my best bur you get the idea

>>24271544
A E T H E T I C
>>24271532
*When you get in
Good luck.

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>>24271555
You're quite jolly ty anon

>calculus :(

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>>24270972
But senpai, anime is the superior form of art.
I actually feel like I'm wasting my lyfe watching anime that isn't wholesome or groundbreaking like Texhnolyze. But most of that shit is depressing. Seems it takes a lot of stress to suffer through patrician taste. Or you could just be rich and not have so much daily stress. I usually want comfy anime to escape reality. But then I feel like a degenerate. Anyway...

I'm pretty sure she's paying for the paint, but we'll have to do the painting. If it's therapeutic, that's awesome. I've only painted once when I was like 15 and I don't remember much. I just remember it smelled bad and currently the paint fumes at my workplace have been giving me headaches. Can't imagine having that shit in your own house. Like how are you gonna sleep.

Yeah, I sometimes feel more responsible since I got my license and drove my sister everywhere, although she doesn't really have friends so I kinda felt bad for her. She's not a shitty person. Probably really similar to me. But yeah I guess I'll keep your advice in mind. I really should get closer with my siblings.

Damn I would kms if I bought a coffee for $8. I mean my ex gf was addicted to Starbucks but over here the expensive shit's like $5 a cup. What the hell do they put in your shit over there? Molly?

Btw Starbucks in CA reminded me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziRspIWnq44
My dude Wax is senpai.

Dude start a revolution of pissing people off lol. I think a lot of basic bitches work at buzzfeed. Don't tell anyone but I have a massive waifu crush and she's one of the most autistic buzzfeed girls and she's a jew. That's all I'll say...

>ripped jeans
literally who does this
you can get $5 jeans from the thrift store if you're homeless

>5 faps a day
dam son that's dedication right there
I had a good day like that a few days ago
but I was super tired and delirious
maybe it's the lettuce bro

>korean cars
KOREA #1 MUDAPUKA
>2.0 4cyl
yep, got eem
ur a wizard harry

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>>24271272
Dude its just a thunderstorm just wait for some thunder to startle you, drop that last load and head out. I can't remember the last time there was a lighting storm over here in solcal. God damn native indians and their curses
Whats got you so down and low if you haven't been asked yet? But 10 months ins't that long, try beating 7 years of 4chinning.

>>24271322
Shit your literally the 2nd black dude who's posted in here man.
At least I won't be the token nigger in this place for a while, thats a true blessing

And try giving manu dibango a listen, he's mostly classified as afrofunk. But that shit is damn near identical to jazz, its mostly all instrumental

Damn man I guess I'll never know that feel of having PC friend that I loan out parts to. It hurts man. When is he suppose to give that shit back? He might be watching 4k 2D porn on it man
>>24271381
>Dry ice air conditioning
Holy shit I think you just changed the god damn game right there. Wonder if that would acually work. But I smell lawsuits in the air already
>fear sells-guns sells
Something like that happened maybe two years ago, where that white guy goes to a black church, sits down for a serman. Then he said something edgy to one of the women and started shooting.
Pic related to this true bad ass of bad arses
>icecream...in the winter!
God Damn man thats just too much for me, What happens if snow gets in it?
>SO list for DTLI in public LMAO
Kek I did that in hs and got caught and suspended, guess there wasn't enough grills to throw me on the list. tho some vietnamese dude I knew back then got put on it after flirting to hard with a TA.
But he was like 5 years fresh off the boat and was 20yr
https://clyp.it/0qgyl2zh

Why are we christians and muslims so different. We molest young boys in the church in front of god. They go into crowed areas and start raping shit.
In hindsight we both do the same damage, but molested boys takes more time. And we christians know a thing or two about tender love

>>24271580
A good way to bond is to share a secret then look them in the eye for roughly 30 seconds no longer or to have a shared experience, fear tends to be strongest emotions so I'd suggest going on a roller coaster or something, haunted house maybe.
Good luck tho, anon. It's sad when families are tight.
>>24271566
It sound's nerdy but that looks like it'd be fun to solve. Git gudder

>>24271605
I already got my shit and managed not to get killed

I've just been shitty and stressed but oh whale. I'm back now. I went into more detail earlier

>>24271606
I honestly love it lol. There are straightforward rules and patterns and as long as you're careful you'll get it right

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>>24270972
>inhaling NoS
dam 4 real?

>>24271068
>friendly neighborhood black handyman
Just don't get involved with a white woman and get lynched like pic related.

Dude idk when the next meetup is but if any foreignfag visits the US, that's where we gotta meet I guess. Or if one of us visits each other's states. Hmu on that skype and send newds: eidoloneiroimago

Can't believe the election's coming up soon...ughhhh I don't wanna think about it. My poor ass voted for Bernie in the primaries and I might still write him in, knowing it won't do shit but show how many people cared to do that. Hbu?

Koreans are crazy for Jesus man. He got time for our shit lmao. I find a lot of the stuff at the conventions extremely cringe though. Apparently there were a lot of kids who were forced to go by their parents, and I came across some qt femanons who looked edgy and I heard them talking about dumb shit but man if I could shag one...
It's hard to get into their circles tho. Azns are fucking packs of wolves man, and the rich prevail. They wouldn't care about a scrub like me unless I brought my own car or some shit. Man, someday I'm gonna road trip down there from MN, I swear. My best bud lives in MN and we're addicted to adventures.

I think I wanna tell my dad that I forgive him because I truly feel bad for the guy. Had a shitty childhood and struggled as an adult. I think I've resolved my anger towards him through therapy, surprisingly. It's kinda weird to think about.

Shit man, I feel for you. I've been having to work without A/C for the past few weeks in 90F+ but at least it's cooling down. When does it get cooler for you guys?

That actually sounds like a good idea to tell my roommate on the last day. Lmao at the ass pubes tho. That's hilariously disgusting. He finally bought some toilet paper today, but now I'm waiting for him to buy some soap, since the shit I bought is almost depleted.

Sometimes we need some feels to give us a full facial man...

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>>24271605
>acually work.
>work
It'd kill them or make them uncomfortable, is that working?
>Mentally ill vs troubled teen
It's a bigger problem than the media and the others would otherwise lead you to believe.
Let me highlight an issue
#1) A white kid get's nicer treatment than a black kid
#2) A black kid is killed by another black kid
#3) A white guy is shot by a black guy
One of those headlines will not be frequently in the news, I wonder why that is.

His case highlights a growing trend that is troubling but not as bad as it being made out to be.

>Snow in Britain
>Snow In Britain
I guess pigs will be flying.
Haven't seen a proper snow day in a year, I think? We had a little drizzle in easter but not proper snow.
>Voice
Who...is this?
>Why are two religions that cultured in different parts of the world, dictated by different scripture, and followed by different groups...different?
I don't fucking know, mate. It's too OTT for me to process. Imma just stick to sarcasm
>rape
Sharia law. It is a our nature to follow pleasure and to push morality. If you're told that woman are whores, you're surrounded by sub-servant wives and woman, and you''re brought up alongside a religion that punishes rape victims you'll see molestation in a different light than we do in the west. Or, we used to, Germany seems to be all for it it seems. *cough*

I'm getting way to political, school starts soon and I don't wanna be there, halp.

>>24271625
Oh my god I like you already, welcome to the thread.

>>24271605
Being a token is always easy on 4chan.

I'm looking up his stuff now on youtube he has a lot of material

He said he would when he got a new card himself like a 470 or 480. I've been studying a lot so it's not much of an issue. I upgraded his computer a lot with new cpu and ssd's. I'd hope he is using it for something.

>>24271654
Haha I've been here before. Forever ago but I'm not really new. Thanks tho

>>24271068
Haha dude I had to practice an Irish accent in hs for a Peter Pan play where I was actually Smee, Capt Hook's lil bitch. I wore a fucking fat suit man lmao. If I didn't have a gf at the time, I would've felt so embarrassed and quit man, but it was kinda fun.
Duuude jerk chicken is so accurate tho. My coworker promised to take me his part of the hood to try some of the best shit they have to offer. I'm kinda scared but he's a huge dude and he likes me so I think I'll survive lol.

>>24271138
Yeah it seems like depression is at an all-time high. I think it needs to be redefined though, since a lot of people seem to use it describe boring lifestyles instead of hormonal disorders. Idk man.

I think there might be people who don't get media coverage who are working hard at improving the healthcare system from the inside man. Like social service workers who have a little bit of influence. I feel like the prez and congress can't do much besides give em more money but idk.
Damn, I didn't know vets joined police. That's fucking nuts. They really should make mental health a big focus in the popo dept.

Lol what about them Teslas tho?
Idk what I'd do with a lot of money. Probably just buy music gear tbhfam. Probably move my ass back to MN, start a band, get a small house and share it with my buddies, get a tour van and rough it out like some indie bands have been doing recently. If that ever happens, you bet your black ass I'm coming for you. I'm coming for all the faggots in this thread and giving you all a big fat hug.

What would you do if you suddenly got like 10,000 bucks in a month?

Damn man, do you think weed can be a problem? I used to be really resistant to it because I was scared I'd get hooked, even though most of my friends offered. I've heard ppl say you can't get addicted but I've heard like the same amount of ppl say that you can.

>lewds of a male adonis known as drawanon
just the tip pls bby
show me that shaved head bro
it's hard to imagine

>>24271138
PHEW. 2 POSTS DONE. A FEW MORE TO GO.

78/666

>femanons who like fembois
I've met one who admitted it, but that makes me assume there might be quite a few out there. Neither of my exes were tho. ;-;
Yeah iktf. My parents would always tell me I'm too skinny, and so would people at school. It made me feel like shit and I tried lifting at multiple points in my life, but no gains man. I guess it's just my metabolism, which might be a good thing in amerifatland, since it'll eventually go away. Cooking helps me stay healthy, but usually I feel too shitty to get up and do it. Hopefully the sadboi meds help with that so I'm not eating shit like bacon and cereal that has 177 grams of sugar total. I ate half the box yesterday and half today. Diabeetus here I come. (my dad had type 2 beetus so that's why I bring it up a lot)

>>24271159
WE KANGZ

Damn maybe the lizard was debressed.

Man I feel bad for circleshitting so I try to talk to the newfriends here, but they don't seem very dedicated anyway. I feel like most of us naturally became circlejerkers because it's how we are. Idk

>>24271214
Yeah I'm a little worried about the side effects, so I'm hoping they'll give me time before starting what they prescribe me, so I can research that shit.

My dad made me a cheap cuck too. I've been trying to workout at home, especially since my bro left his pullup bar, but I haven't been able to use it in this apt. Then again, I wanna do heavy lifting and the gym seemed to help my bro get a little swoll. He was going hard and eating 5 meals a day tho. But military gave him that discipline. I'm just hoping to eat 3 meals and lift every other day. I'm gonna try to start after I move, since I'll have more money then. Also, I recently got food stamps and they're helpful as fuck. I used to only be able to spend 20 a week on groceries but now I can actually afford to not eat the same 3 meals every day. They give me 180 a month and I buy shit in bulk.

>>24271580
Isn't most madern anime just made for fan service and jerking daily emotions, just seems like most of them try to hard to be feel generators. I'm not looking to cry off some 2D girl problems man....I-I just want to watch something gosh

Thats good then cause paint will coast bookoo dollars if you need like 10 cans or something. At the place I use to work at, I helped them moved to a new shop and they had me paint almost most of the building, I had a lot of time to think and cuss in my mind.
But fuck soon I think you where painting with lead based paint or something. The game has changed. But kek if you paint your room you'll have to leep in another room for like 2 days

Fuck well maybe she just one of those people who view themselves as misunderstood or something like that. Maybe you both should just start smoking weed, that'll break some ice lol. But then again who man enough to buy it from those niggers?

What tha fuck why is it more cheaper over there? Maybe because little coffee shops are more popular than having a starbucks on every corner. Fuck if it is molly they might as well just give me the damn thing without coffee. God dang jews

Fucking corporations maaaaaaan, tho that dude does make a good couple point. But this is also america and we thrive off this shit man
Kek he knows whats up with that black coffee tho, thats all I get from there
>jaden smith muffin

Why be embarrassed man, other than the buzzfeed part. I've always wanted to wife a jewish girl, cali jews are a selective group of ppl

Rich ppl buy ripped jeans all the time, looking trashy is the new richy rich
>maybe it's the lettuce bro
Maybe it should be in the lettuce bro, they don't call it a head of lettuce for no reason ;^)
If you fap times a day your dick will just fall of, thats a safety device

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>>24271214
goddamn man these longposts are tiring me out. I guess I'm just not /fit/ for this much shitposting.

but here we go

234987/23498754378902

But yeah idk man, Germanon gave me some advice for some prison workouts and I might do that before going to the gym. He's been going to the gym too. I feel like it can be a good investment if you have a bunch of factors on lock, like consistent diet, goals, a way to record progress, and just enough money to swing 10-20 a month for the gym and get enough food.

My parents pulled me from martial arts too since my dad was losing church members and we got poor quick. I don't think you can be too old for martial arts. MMA, yeah, but I met a lot of older folks who could really move. I mean you got Judo which focuses on technique rather than strength or agility. But anyway the shit's always so fucking expensive, with all the official bullshit they pull to make you buy belts and certificates and gear. Maybe self-training is a good idea. My buddy had copies of Bruce Lee's instructional books. You gotta check em out. They're pretty sick and he swings some good life advice too. I might cop me come copies soon when I get paid.

I haven't surfed either. I figure it's all just hard grinding to get good. I've only been longboarding with second hand boards that people gave to me, and I kinda wanna go old school, but it seems like a lot of work. I feel like I need to hang with people who skate or else I'll lose motivation quick. Plus, the injuries turn me off. An old coworker of mine told me he fucked up his body so much through skating, and he wasn't even that hardcore. I guess as an aspiring musician, I should stay away and keep my phalanges intact.

Damn lol was that monologue on moving things an east coast accent? I'm gonna try my Boston accent next. That aus accent was top tier lol. Fucking Fosters. You work on your Italian accent and I'll work on my Russian. This shit's so fun. Have you heard of Russell Peters btw?

>>24271652
Hell man throw a couple air filter maybe connect it to the catalytic converter and your good. Theres ppl who drive with cabin filters that have never been replaced since they bought the car.

Usually its the media itself that controls the flow of that kind of news. Most of the time it just seems like they want civil unrest.
I'd say #3 would come up the most, but that depends on your region.
When hear about any kind of shooting that involves blacks or mexican in the ghetto, ist usually followed by "gang violence". Don't be surprised if I die and they say that about me.

Funny how someone from across the pond can see that while others can't. that case is almost forgotten anyways now. It didn't effect enough ppl for them to care tbqh

Easter?
Soooooo is global warming really real? I still have no clue if it is or not man, but its getting scary now.
I bet its only going to rain here like 5 times before 2017
>Who...is this?
What who do you think it is man. I feel so unappreciated now, OH MY GOD
>Imma just stick to sarcasm
Mhmmmm i see whats going on here. But they both technically came from the same region, one is just much older than the other. And the other just got into commenting genocide

There still a backwards as westerns that think all women are sluts but will fuck this said slut and think hes better than them. Why lead a shitty ass example unless you want your son to be as shitty a you? Thats the million dollar question pham
Germans gonna german man. They'll say their the cleanest and most educated. Then shit on someone chest and molested their cousins. #overengineered

You should start reading some kind of funny book or something to get your mind state off that

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>>24271272
ayy, that's how it was for me last year. Surprisingly, these threads helped me up a bit. The people here can be supportive amidst all the shitposting. It's way better than shitposting in /mu/ imo.

Antlers are gr8. I like Familiars the best since Hospice doesn't really give me feels. Do you play any music?

Damn, do you have to walk to get groceries?

Are you really a NEET? If so, what's your age?

>>24271322
>Jazz
AYY
Check out my man Wayne Shorter. These 2 tunes are my favorites of his, and they're great for nighttime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCepSR4pUMY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0e9HqipF1Q
What kind of jazz have you already gone through? Also, do you play anything?

Damn man, you go through books quick. Teach me pls senpai.

How's rent where you live?

>>24271200
>jizz
That's actually a gr8 tune. I might give it a whirl tomorrow. I gotta put a reminder in my phone so I don't forget. Done.
>ajin
Damn that looks pretty good. I'll add it to my list on MAL. Thx senpai. What have you been watching lately?
>voltaire
Shit man you got the good recs. I wasn't looking for stuff like this but it sounds eargasmic.
Actually shit, I'm not a fan of the vocals. Too campy imo. The strings were gr8 tho. Sorry I'm a /mu/tant at heart.

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I don't know painters do it, I've just doodled this and I rubbed out so much of it and it's still shit, they have patience bigger than mine.

>>24271661
Oh to the jolly thing you come to realize a few things and suddenly you don't get sad that much anymore

>>24271830
It's 5am, I'll reply l8r. I'm not ignoring you.

>>24271650
I've heard you could do that shit, but I have no clue what it does. I also remember the hot girls that waited in their bf's sick ass civic as they went to fill up the NoS. Is that cool to them?
Theres girls who say smoking weed is childish, but is huffing gases from space any better?

Bro I'm getting me some of that white irish pie. They best gets them tha fastest bloodhound in da city to cautch my black arse

Man I doubt it, I think most of the foreignfag said they didn't want to visit solcal. I mean I don't blame them but everyone in this damn thread lives on the east coat or across the pond. I'm like the only regular from this dumb state. I just want to hang out with you fags and possibly get drunk

I didn't even vote yet and can't see myself doing it anytime soon tbqh. I have prejudice the clinton family for a while. And you already know I'm not voting for trump. Honestly I'm pissed my bday is on election week. Its going to make even more depressed than when I get on my bday
Seems like Hillary will win but you'll have to wait till they bring more dirt to light. But either way they''ll both will be the first single term president in merica in a long time.

Hmmmmmm well shit man, maybe thats the only good part about that. I have a feeling some of them probably hook up while over there. But you'll have to practice your super edge school lines before hand. But idk how much atheist crap I can handle, I'm not really relgious but i don't like running my opinions
Man that shit is so true, wolf packs are cool and all but, why not add some verity to the pack man? But kek they'd let your ass in if your parents bought you one. Aslong as they know you come from a good family or whatever. Mfw I had only one asian friend

If anything the "I forgive you" part will hit him the hardest. I have no clue if he realized what fucking up someone's childhood does to ppl. Well shit he should know actually but probably to full of himself like my dad was.

__/ ∞

>>24271864
I like the Wayne Shorter songs
Just some Miles Davis and Charlie Parker. I just got into it this week or so and going through their stuff. Trying to learn piano but right now my schedule sucks.

I usually just switch depending on subjects in books but try to read 100-200 pages a day. Not super fast just being consistent helps. I just always read no secrets really.

I pay like 640 a month that includes utilities. It's a one bedroom in SW Houston like 600 sq feet.

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>>24271350
>>24271767
>>24271943
>>24271606
Thanks for all the quality (U)s but damn, I swear I've spent like 6-8 full hours on this thread alone today. Gotta finish laundry and get some zzz's.

>>24271650
>>24271714
Fuck man I saved the last bit of my reply in the clipboard. But then I copied that infinity sign and now its all gonnie O_o
>When does it get cooler for you guys?
Fuck man I don't even know anymore. this is probably my second year living in LA. But I've still haven't gotten use to the climate here. I thought the weather would be a little different from the desert but I'm wrong. I want to say maybe septemeber, but i think it was still balls hot that month last year

Just write that shit down and save it for later, hopefully it'll make him think about himself. Butt fuck man I'd say the dude who shits the most should be buying toilet paper and cleaning the bathroom
>soap
>indian
You know you can't have both right?
>give us a full facial man...
I see what you did there man

Fuck you did acting as a elective in hs? Lol that takes balls or heart or whatever . Even if I had a gf then I still wouldn't do that, I knew to many cool kids back then
I know that shit was pretty accurate, usually ppl jus throw some bob marlty and weed shit in their impressions but that was spot on. Plus if he Jamaican and live in a Jamaican hood you should be fine man. Their much more friendlier than just regular blacks

You'd think ppl would catch on to it and prescription pill addiction but i gues not. Idk if the media even knows how to use tumblr tbqh. Someone needs to blow open the doors on that subject

>>24271826
Fuuc koreanon are you still there? Idk if I can keep doing this for right now, just stop replying for right now till I find out where the fack I'm at with threse. i have no clue if I'm replying to (You)s from earlier today or from just right now

Le-let me just catch my breathe and think for a while

>>24271658
Thats pretty damn true, just be that guy with the odd posts and ppl will notice

Shit I probably should have shot you a album to try, but hopefully you got everything figured out. i think that dude is still making music but idk if it any good tho.
Damn I acually have a 480 sitting in here my coworker gave me after i bought my 750ti shit. Those should be fairly cheap hopefully he gets one soon. Man he better be doing something productive with it, but then again I'm on 4chan getting into a huge (You) war

>>24272067
Dude I don't blame you man. I think we're going to have to cut alot of content or just drop it like a baby next time. Least i know I'm a good typer

>>24271891
Feels like I'm being ingored but holy hell I've typed enough for today
Good night sweet prince of dukes of kings

>>24272044
Cool. It's awesome to meet someone who's interested in the jazz classics.
I got into jazz last year and it's been a ride. I still have so much of the classics to check out.
Wayne played in Miles' 2nd Quintet, and Miles really liked his compositions, like Footprints and Iris. It might be cool to go back to the albums of Miles' that you've already listened to, and listen for Wayne.

Since you're learning piano, you should really check out Bill Evans. Miles really loved the guy, and Bill played a huge part on some of Miles' biggest records, especially Kind of Blue. You gotta hear Bill's versions of The Flamenco Sessions, which Bill named Some Other Time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV53dWisQBw
Also, Bill's version of Blue In Green on his album, Portrait In Jazz, is my favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWcBYFxybKE
There's just something about Bill's sense of melody, and his rhythm changes still sound so refreshing. I think he was a big proponent in Miles' modal-jazz movement.

I could keep em recs coming and even throw you a chart if you'd like.

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>>24272044
Fuck it, here's the chart. Hope it helps! It helped me.

Also, another one of Bill's versions of The Flamenco Sessions was called Peace Piece. That was my favorite version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afwp5KR3r74

>>24272089
Haha no worries man. Maybe we should just skype dude. Or start from scratch every thread. Anyway, see (You) tomorrow. c:

20s something...

Not even pussy is worth stopidity and humiliation!

> i misspelled stupidity.

>>24272207
Ohhh shit I forgot to add you, tho I thought I did a while ago but what eves. Maybe I could jut mix all your (You)s into a single (You) but don't feel bad ghosting me it use to happen alot here lol.
I'll see your sweet and sour arse tomorrow, sleep like a god or a kang or some shit

>>24272249
>>24272246
What did he mean by this?

>>24272246
>>24272249
top kek right here
Where you from? Doesn't seem like English is your first language.

>>24272258
No warries m8. Do what u gotta do. I won't be offended by condensed (U)s. Catch you later Broseidon, King of the Brocean.

>>24272128
Yeah he was just waiting on the sapphire 480.I think that was the one he wanted. He does the same pretty much just mainly on /a/.

>>24272143
Yeah that really cool. Might have to try more on the piano that's pretty motivating. How long have you been playing?
>>24272207
Thanks for the chart.

I clicked on this thread by accident, and I think you all might be speaking another language.

Hope you're all having fun in here, regardless!

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BJ casually reporting in

going to (You) tomorrow but spent too much time tonight driving through predominantly rich neighborhoods blasting Young Thug so they can feel the effect of reverse-gentrification.

Cucks need Decucking

spoilers on the new album
>it's lit

posting as often as I can with all the shit on my plate at the moment, gearing up for the art show.

Flashy Goys ITT see ya

>>24272351
So you's a cuk boi
Man I fuked yo bitch boi

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Me and the torso of a hornet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtDkbtkVFxY
>that bass line going against rest of the voices
>>24269882
He pulls all the women as well.

Well, I am glad my dietary choices are good.

Your bossom lacks a pair of tits, so I am rather partial to that idea.

I AM.

What's a carewolf? Is it a Welsh pastry of some sorts?

No, that sounds like a Jewish trick, and I don't approve of those.
>>24269930
Delete.
>>24269938
This.

I can take it, because I am the hornet man of this thread. With each passing sting my blood will grow stronger and I will ascend.
Hornets kill bees by the thousand, actually. They're what Germans are to Jews.

But every German *is* a Nazi or civilisation destroyer in general.
>Germanic tribes destroying Rome
>Luther cucking up Renaissance with his retarded theses
>Hitler
>Wilhelm
>Merkel
etc.

>Ey man you got a ciggie?
t. every bum ever

I read about how they make new wasps. Apparently they eat tarantulas alive from inside out and make sure to let the vital organs stay as long as possible to make sure the poor bastard is still alive. Very scary.

That's just my observation. I might be wrong. I've also gotten stung by wasps more, so maybe I am bit used to their sting. Their nests are usually small though, maybe thirty wasps at most, usually it feels like less.

For me it is if I am bit sad or right out of the shower.

I had two shovels, sonny.
Probably wellfare receipt, kek, if we are going down this road.
D O U B L E P O S T
>>24269941
I've never met a black weeb though. Met as in through internet. Only blacks I've seen have been some short guys from what I presume was Africa because they didn't look like people from US. Purebreeds, I guess.
Tell them that they are pathetic virgins or some shit.

Brah it is best to let women come to you. :^)

>frankincense
I dun get it. :///

People usually have sense to not put too much cologne. I myself use pretty light eua de toilette, especially after I shave. 1/2

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>>24272949
>>24269941
Please no, no gayism here. Although our minister did come out of the closet very recently.

Save us from degeneracy, o' mighty Putin.
>>24269964
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, both of them.

Yes, here is your (You), you plebeian swine.
>>24270012
Nice tail, is that a snek?
>>24270223
I can be your gilrfirend, no homo. :^)

How's your day, lad?
>>24270716
LISTEN TO THIS YOU DUMB FAGGOT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gikfODqVHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FRYoBy7iT8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-lW5qxHcHo
skip to 2:08 because third movement is for gays, lol
Real fire starts around 4:20.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSmt8PGEByg
I prefer St. Matthews Passion to St. John's. It's more passionate and fiery. This is the opening section from that work. Look around various interpretations as they vary a lot.

One of my favourite parts from Goldberg variations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mLKDfctSX4
>gigue

If you have time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxEcNM57CaU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHQVtYzjLao
v sad

Renaissance era shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC0WpeWSBak

my favourite gigue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQdn3m8l-nM

Handel has a very specific sound, you should notice it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugyiIePlvkg

non-meme Vivaldi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6ZtBuMnVxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL-KzcwHDbY

My favourite from Bach's son.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QXVv6M0ipQ
Strum und drang era music. Same shit as The Sufferings of Young Werther, but musically.

Obligatory memeing by Glenn Gould.

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>>24271024
Haha, dum faggot.

*cuts hiself too* (^^^^;;;;

Just ascend. It doesn't matter if it takes a truckloads of meds. For me it takes about seven kilograms of fruit every day to function.
>>24271322
>>24271322
>If on a winters night a traveller
That's a GOAT book, mang.

Great jacket, by the way.

>>24272337
What the hell kind of post is this?
I'm so confused.
Are we on 4chan?
:'(

f-f-faggot....
*sobs hysterically*

(U)s coming soon to a thread near (U)

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>>24273038
haha faggot

s-senpai

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tfw this $40 book is flimsy as fuck but doesn't matter because the gubba paid for it with financial aid aka yall tax dollas

>blog
Gonna try to break out the sax later today. Gotta get these (U)s in before I go meetup with my uncle for lunch. Dunno why he wants to meet. Possibly to try converting me into a jebus dickrider again. Ah well.
Got an appointment tonight for sadboi meds and then after that I'm off to le arcade to play some north korean dance games.

>watching
Stein's Gate

>reading
nothing

>vidya
Pump It Up (arcade)

>listening
Just got rec'd a lot of pious shit so I gotta go through that.

>>24271350
>nu plz
SUFFER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkfM-UK5BgM
>whats a nujabes
>posting on a senegalese bukkake forum
GET OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYRDgd3Tb44
>amen my main man
amen my main anon man
>finally
c:
>"I'm in the bin"
du bist ein enttauschung
(learned that phrase from the Germ himself)
>sharkb8
hoo ha ha
>bdsm club
ooh la la

>>24271606
>bond with autism and fear
*tips trilby*
I shall turn off the lights and share my furry fantasies, then swiftly turn the light switch on and off. Thanks, anon.
How's your fammo?

>>24272301
Have you gotten ahold of a Real Book or Fake Book yet? There are quite a few online, but you have to dig for the legit ones. I might be able to find one if you need it.
You should also look up "lead sheets" for your favorite songs from the jazz records you've listened to, and try to learn them. Also, learning by ear is key. It can be fun, even just learning small phrases or the "heads" of songs.
I was lucky to pick up saxophone in school when I was 11, but I didn't start playing jazz until 16, and I didn't take it seriously until I was 20, so I feel so far behind everyone else who plays. Playing with a band definitely helps, and lessons do too. I haven't done either this summer. I might have to start lessons again.
When did you start playing piano?

>>24272351
T H U G G A
Pls update and post lewds of art show asap.
<3

tfw wifi times out before i can give Pious a (U)

life has no meaning

>>24273401
fuck you niggah

>>24272987
Yeah Calvino has an odd style but it's interesting.
Thanks it's an old one from the 80's I got from my grandfather.

>>24273381
I was still pretty basic on playing piano. Mostly played by ear and some youtube videos helped. I'm still going through a reference book about music history and theory. I've been playing for like a year now.

>>24273405
Like most post-mo writers.

Got a picture?

I meant to ask what are your favourite piano pieces since you play the instrument, by the way.

>>24272983
ABUSE ME SENPAI
HNNNGGGGHHHH

Dear Lawd, I humbly bow before (You) to thank (You) for these golden recs. Amen.

Have you read Memeakami? I saw that he was a fan of good ole Glenn.

>>24272987
yay
cutting party

I think I need to start reading to ascend. A while ago, Germ got me to start the Ubermensch's magnum opus. Should I continue? I kinda just wanna bask in the meme of 1Q84.

How's the berry business?

>>24273055
>yfw st. theresa takes a tab of E

>>24273404
sumimasen
*commits box bukkake*

>>24273405
Cool. Which of the songs that you've learned are your favorites?

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>>24273413
Pic related on the book.

Not sure about my favorite . I really like some Chopin stuff but I only play simplistic versions or portions currently.

>>24273381
>on and off.
I wasn't warned it would be this graphic. I...I need to lay down.
>Suber
It's so bad, y tho
>Dance
Good gracious, every process has a genesis and ends with a revelation
God bless this opportunity for me to find a voice
For some words that have waited for way too long
Low wages, Small tips on the avenue
>Ein Schöner Schmetterling
Lieder, ja.
>Lala
You won't be saying that when I bring out the anal tarring kit.
>>24273259
Boiiiiteful
>>24272949
Forever in his swamp.whenwillitend
Are you gonna eat the torso?
You fail to understand this simple concept you have no say in the matter.
>I'll eat carewolf
Monster.
>Approve
I see...
>>24272128
Ignored son
>>24271888
Watching
That and American Dad
>Too campy
I got you senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0EBOFL_VwE
>>24271830
>Unrest
Because an unhappy,unstable, populace is easier to profit off. If told you everything was was alright would you buy. Someone wrote a thing about this but I can't remember where it is.
>Pond
You forget we're intertwined, our apps, sites, even our news are linked. Not as much now but we do have somewhat of a cultural trickle down, just at the BLM bullshit that cut out roads in england.
>Real
It is possible
>Scary
We'll likely get more rain and it'll grow hotter, nothing too worry about since the mass flooding will occur a few years AFTER I float away, I hope.
>My god
But...
>Region
It was cultivated in different areas, while Christianity was developing in the west islam was in the east. If I'm remembering correctly Islam was the more productive religion until civil war and the squabbling over Damascus started. Don't quote me on that though, I'm still a little tired.
>All woman are sluts
I can't be bothered to look up at stats for this so, *shrugs.
>Funny book
I'm just drawing and trying to get back on the weights. #Make them get's till your tendons snap

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Well I guess its that time again. Plus its only about to be 11am and its already 84F. Can someone tell me what it like over there and what the cold feels like again

>>24272301
Can you still but those one new from the box on the internet? I know some retail places might still have some in stock like freys. /a/ is a different place so I hope he knows what hes doing over there.

>>24272351
I want to see what this secret world of art looks like, must be a mixture of good smelling perfume and bad BO.

Cucks need a therapy session and a bullet ti the head. Not in that exact order. Happy trails mah friend

>>24273686
>graphic
lay down and let daddy's benis soothe you
>y tho
because memes
>genesis, god, words, wages
wut
>heil shitla
nein
>anal tarring
don't forget the feathers ;)
>murican ded
cancer
>campy
>more campy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y_A7GdY76Y

>>24273720
Couldn't tell ya man. It's 83F right now. Engaging deodorant. Prepare ur bothoels gentlemen.

>>24272949
How many hornets does it take to make a crunchy casserole?

Well that is technically true, you could probably brush off about 10 stings and say, "meh hornets not have any strength". I think you town could use an super hero so go find a cape.
Man lol can only assume there was some army unit called the hornets. I'm sure their very proud about that statement. Right germanon

These statements are all facts, and now hteir still at it, in the form of the leaders of the EU. Hmmmmmm I wonder what happened to greece. Why didn't they support Georgia or Ukraine? Hmmmmm

But you forgot Kaiser as well, if it wasn't for him and the war hitler would have just been some autist cobbler or something, other than serving and almost dying.

Kek do they really call them ciggies? I'd laugh if anyone said that to me. usually the bums here go, "Hay y'all wouldn't have a cigarette I could "bum" off y'all?"
Some bum asked me and my friend last week. Friend offers him a american sprite black(one of the dankest and most expensive brand) Bum declines it, and asks we have malboro instead. I had some and gave him two. Then we stated talking shit
about that picky ass bum not knowing what gosh cigarettes are.

Still makes me wonder why theres one here. Those black widows don't seem large enough for them to lay their eggs. That sting paralyzes spiders but for humans they say the most painful experience you can have, heard it almost feels like electricity flowing thru you. Mfw there no video of someone getting stung

I think you might be super resistant to them tbqh, wasps are suppose to have som tough ass stings. But maybe its the breed over there. All we have are yellow jacket and paper wasps, tho I think paper wasps died out here
Kek nah well maybe. But dis here is america that receipt is void till you have kids. Might as well be some nasty ass malt liquor

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>>24272949
Short africans sound like they come from northern afica. Those aren't true kaffir imo, think that muslim blood makes them a bit shorter. I only have respect for those tall ass darker than space looking dude. You know when their so dark they look almost purple. But I kid blacks and aficans don't really get along here funny enough. Its either one or the other that doesn't trust eachother.
I'd tell them that but their not virgins so it won't mean anything, you'll need something alot more personal

Man I wish I could have been raised with out the bible. Thats one of the gifts the three noble men brought when they went to meet baby jesus. Idk what that shit is really

I will believe it when I see it, or smell it. But kek that french toilet water must be all the rage over there right now

>>24272983
>Although our minister did come out of the closet very recently.
kek why even bother going to that church anymore, just imagine all the gay stuff that went down there. I say bulldoze that shit for the lord's sake.

That was my impression of how anons dickride some drawfags on this place. I would have no experience with that cause I don't do wafiu pixel art. Therefore I'm no good lol

Idk why those thing have such long tails. They can pop them off while being attack, but it'll only grow back as a little stub
But this alligator lizard seems pretty laxed mang. think I'll name it after a week.

>>24273381
American innovation at its finest. I think you should have gotten the $80 copy, that one has cardboard on the cover man.
Dog damn son why is your family so aggressively religious. Even if you did get converted you don't live with them so how do they know you'll follow thru? You could praying to the lord one day and banging tranny hookers the next and none would be the wiser
>I need to have some sax in my life

>>24273686
>Ignored son
FUCK pls stop this isn't facebook, just make it stop

You couldn't tell me to buy anything cause I have problems trusting anyone. And I'm as cheap as a jew so maybe I'll haggle with you as well.
Did that statement you were looking for use the word sheepeople in it? That might be a lyric lol
> we're intertwined
Seems like its more england<america. Hardly anyone on the weat knows shit about anything about england. But never forget that Fox News is was owned and probably still owned by a brit. No one mentions that here
> I float away
I think california has a better chance of floating away, is anything the Uk will just get smaller and smaller till your annexed by Belgium
>productive religion
I think your right about most of that, the whole damascus conflict and crusades is probably the main original reason muslim aren't fond of christains. Think I said this a few years back, but muslims are just the new christians right now. We had our fun roaming around the world killing ppl now the coin has flipped
>stats
States why states just look at the character of ppl who say that and you'll find your answer m8

Shit man is everyone here trying to get swoll know? I think we need to start a regament for the thread. but shit I haven't drawn anything since that thread you made. Idk what happened but I think I'm in another dry spell

>>24273732
I'll wait on the deodorant, I have some shitty degree for men. that tuff tends to melt off and drip into my shirt O_O

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>>24273259
Yeah this is just a good reminder for me to update my filters. Good bless the /soc/

I need to go take a shit and take care of some shit, later y'alls

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>>24273800
>isn't facebook, just make it stop
You're technically correct. The best kind of correct.
>>24273815
Get on my level.
>>24273800
>Sheeple
kek
"It's easier to fool people that to convince people they have been fooled"--M.T.
I can't remember it though.
>Fox news
Do people actually take that comedy show seriously?
>Fond of
Threats, trickery, and Christians were immigrating into the Islamic areas and people feared it becoming the dominant religion.
>Flipped
Crusades caused far less damage than bombs do
>Swoll
No? I've just been enjoying summer and put on fat and lost some (too much) muscle mass.
>Drawn
If you want I was thinking of drawing a river under the eye but I don't know how to do it. Having a reference might help.
>Dry
You could just do the free line thing?

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It's ma birthday :)

>>24273871
Kek all those sexual filters but /sma/ is still there. Hmmmmmm

Well I've heard plenty on 1st post anons come in here and complain that "we're fags and its an anon website, stop blogging"
>tricking fags is better than opening fags eyes
That sounds about right to me, man reason why trump is so popular
>take comedy show ams serious?
Why even ask that? You know what the answer will be. That some ppl's relgion out here man. And those ppl are Fox's bread and butter. My mom still watches it but not as much as she use to
All this race stuff has made that channel look transparent
>caused less damage
I kinda doubt that, they saked entire cities, slaughtered nonbelievers and I think a full scale battle with banners and all caused alot more deaths. Tho its not like there was a death toll then or even today over there
>enjoying summer
>putting fat on
Its either one or the other, you can't have both. I think every anon in here has been talking about it. I just don't know if I'm motivated enough for it.

Hmmmmm I wonder if i have any good references, but i could try drawing one since landscape shit is my forte. But I have to insatll this gay ass video driver on my gay ass PC so this might take a minute since my computer has problems updating shit.
I will see what i can do mah friend, maybe I have some river pics somewhere

Quickly tuning in sorry chaps.
>>24273950
Happy birfday Lizard ;*

>>24273961
Oi how did you know :(

Are my legs that recognizable

>>24273998
As if I were gay enough to be looking there fucking faggot.
The doge ofc.

>>24274015
Ohhh hahaha. My bad

Doge is v v flattered and luvs u

>>24274030
Ugh fine, its ok.

Really, at least someone does :'), is he/she single? Can't remember if it was a he or non-he.

Congrats on coming one year closer to death, just another year until you can post full-time kek.

>Post in rate thread
>Get a 3
Bruh.
>>24273951
>Are you a perv?
W-what n-no...I...I just need references for my drawings...
>Blogging
It is the same people that will stalk the camwhores and act like they're friends. As long as people are enjoying themselves and no one is getting hurt (too much) who gives a damn
>Trump
Probably be a good teacher though, or a good resource for educational material
>Race
At least it's not as bad as it's being made out to be. I mean I said I'd vote for trump and I only got three death stares and a black guy looked pissed. Decent.
>Motivated
Chase the high if that's your thing.

Aprocrated.

>>24274189
Kek oh you just got to love those r8 threads. Idk why but they seem so superficial, if you don't have the perfect amount of muscles and facial hair your automatically below 4.
Think the highest I've ever gotten was a 7, but it was my hair that did that ;p I'm about to find that thread and post in it.
>references for my drawings
Kek references between a full grown woman's vagvag compared to a 11yo's I got you man
>Thread stalkers
Hell I'm just beginning to think they just watch the catalog and wait for anything ti shit in. But hey I knew some cw's like that, am am I one too
>trumpa good teacher
Well he did build a school. But he sold it off, and there was that whole thing about it not having real credits or something
>three death stares and almost knicked
Are you one of those guys that throws his views out just for the lolz? Someone till needs to explain to me why their really going to vote for him. He's still just a TV personality

I don't think I've ever gotten a high from working out. then agian nothing really hypes me up anymore

And the lord is great, it only took me about 2 hours to update this fucking driver, found out I dl a win10 one half way thru kek. Now its time to see if I can even play this battlefield 1 beta
>Muh blacks severed in every army edition

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Oh wait never mind EA severs are down so I just wasted three hours of my life.

Fuck man why do I even try sometimes, I'm going to go find something to smoke

>>24274348
>hair
7>R/>10
>Got
I need to look through that book, it's just laying on my shelf untouched.
>Shit in
I've spotted germ a few times...
>cw
?
>Teacher
He managed to recover from bankruptcy 6 times, his talks are great examples for marketing. He's good at what he does but he'll be shit as a president, probably.
>Lolz
It's a fun past time, I had a delusional teacher. It was fun pissing her off because she wasn't allowed to reply due to time restraints.
>Vote for
Lesser of two evils. He sells himself well. He confronts issues others have denied. For some he doesn't seem to pretend to be something he isn't (with regards to his body movement)

>High
Work out past your maximum, I hadn't eaten properly on the day and I ended up fading out on the bus home.
>Hype
Get mad, get angry, get laid

>Beta
At least you can play skyrim, maybe...

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>>24272987
do it

>>24272835
Cuckold me to death

>>24273259
ebin

>>24273381
>muh tax dollars
brocialism my dude, gonna centrally plan your economy fagget.

Here's a the latest unfinished work, gonna add some more color to contrast it, doing a series of these jawns, but gotdam it's a bitch to use a fine tip marker on canvas.

Gonna post the other one and maybe some other tattoo concepts I've been shilling. Even though it is neither needed or wanted.

>>24273720
>Secret world of Art
You ever look in the mirror and think "god damn this was a mistake"
that's the art world, just a bunch of self hating mouth breathing aristocrats hating themselves all over you while you hate yourself all over them.
>W E W

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This is the other unfinished painting because I can never finish anything and I have a poor relationship with my father.

>>24274443
>>24274433
>.jpg
Neither are these even remotely look like platypi.
0/10, git gudder.

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>>24274447
bad digits

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Gonna shill this little guy, how do I into watermarks

>>24274083
His name is Frodo and he's v single and shy

And thanks for paying attention to me. :)

>>24267822
Ya smell.
>>24267885
Kek no worries, half the time I don't know what I write either, mostly because I don't know inglish. Yeah something was up with ISP last week with me as well, guess you're off the hook for now.
>malaysian doesn't speak moonrunes
U srs m8?
>pronounced like vagina
Her name is Kunt then? Yeah that was a terribke joke...
>normie life
It's fabulous.
By bae I meant the red headed hunk that used to post here btw.
No wonder you were kill kek, that's pretty nice I guess. I do remember seeing something about that but don't know what happened. So you s-single then...c-uz you're kinda qt s-senbon...:)
>>24267920
Summon sign has been triggered, I is here.
>4 realsies
You've yet to experience the world my friend...
>bad grades
>azn
Ano...eh?
>such is life on based /soc/
I'm suprised it took that long for a femanon to almost get naked here kek. Oh well.
>What happen my bby?
Just a lot of stress and shit, same as everyone else, well not same exact problems, just the reason.
Nah don't say that, everyone has something unique here that they bring to the table, well had since these threads have been stagnating between life and death as of lately. Progress is gradual though, I feel like it shouldn't be rushed or else everything will overload one.
>come back to this circlejerk.
In the end of the, that's what I think these threads are about, a momentary release from reality.
>I should kms
Kek no, just fun and games my brother.

>>24274420
Its more like baserate=x filters=y hair=x 2 You get a base of 2, then the instafilters come in and add 1. And then you time the hair points and you get 6.
That was all bullshit but you get the git of what I said ;3
>GoT
Kek I'm sure that shits got plent of nice underage wins, That dude got away with not looking like a pedo cause tv show
>Spotting a friendly
That shit always funny, its either a great chance to shit on someone or bro up for a minute.
We need to do that more often
>Chapter 9 banktrumped
Hes a decent business man I can say that, but if I went bankrupt 6 times the bank would stop loaning me money. I have no clue what kind of president he'll be tbqh, and congress might not even let him pass anything too.
>past time shitting
I hope she wasn't delusional enough to an hero thy self
>I'm voting for Nadder
Idk he doesn't even seem like those are his real politics tbqh, just seems like hes being a puppet head in some cases. He is a womanizer but I don't ever remember him being a racist and a nationalist.
Cricket Hillary or Daffy Donald Trump-yep

Past the maximum is not for me, I'd go for pushing myself but if you pass out or throw up your doing it wrong
>Get mad, get angry, get laid
That sounds like sexual assault lad


Yeah I can still play that bastard of a game, I've been playing that Enderal mod by those germans Sureai. That game asks for so much more than the vanilla

>>24268074
I barely know it too, but wecan still argue if you want, arguing is mon specialty ;)
I can imagine, I guess it was the same situation when we did have cable, all of us would be huddled up in the living room watching whatever was in, something like that right?
All I know about GoT is Khaleesi being a mother dragon and her tits.
>walking dead guves me brain cancer
Kek, fuck I actually like the zombie genre, at least I know now to stay away from it.
>M.Bison
Ay lmao, I think I had hotmail account with Halo references :/

I got assfucked once, did that mean I wanted that?
Basically. Well I think it happens to everyone, when you get married you don't give af anymore since the bitch will still be there in most cases. Single you still gotta catch the gaze of the ladies.
No I haven't, first time I am but I guess I have a new phrase in my arsenal.
>I didn't go either
Not like want I wanted to go right, pfft...
No, but I have feral cats...
>they'd want a casino
Lmao, you win some reservation cigs from me if we ever meet for that one.

Yes, but we can choose to control that though. I could go all supreme gentlemen if I wanted to right now but I don't since I haven't had my heart broken again.
>illegal im commiefornia
>when an animal isn't allowed in a state, but an illegal alien is.
Really makes one ponder, does it not?
>stank gland removed
Lol, yea I think?
>isn't it inhumane
Not really since they have that as a defense mechanism and I don't think they are in any "real danger" inside a house. Also just realized it's mostly white middle aged people from the center of the country who keep weird pets.
Hopefully they do :'(.

>rare kids that dies of an overdose
Kek ikr, I don't even drink that shit and I need it.
Why not both?
>i was in your house remember
Nani?!? When was this???

>>24274433
>"Why did I even do that in the first place?"
I do that shit all the time or just stare at the ceiling asking that. God damn I didn't know it was "that" bad. I've been to hipster event but never had the fortune of a art gallery.
Can't stand shit like that, going to things things like that, just make me feel like some normie street wise thug or something close to that. Sometimes. Its just bewildering how some of them actual behave in public man

>>24274443
Well I've never oil painted before and I say thats good. You should try posting that shit on /ic/ and see how many ppl hate it.
Only way to truly git gud here

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>>24274629
Yeah the art world, especially the actual consumers of art are all superficial milktoast liberals and holy shit I hate them, there is nothing genuine about them, well at least most of the time.

The other artists however are always complimenting each other and maintaining this judgement free air because they know how much artists hate themselves so it's just like camaraderie. That aspect is great.

Except when they are ego-centric cucks who need a good cucking.


anyway here's more of my art.

Do you have a creative outlet aswell or just enjoy the exploitation of our emotions. Just kidding, those events are usually fun when you're with the right people.

Also I usually just shill my art on /fa/ because /ic/ is too intimidating.

feeling down tbqf

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>>24274716
Don't b sad bb

>>24268942
Rip youre slav cuntry.
>fuck you
When and where ;)
>pendejo
Kek, que quiso decir con esto?
>Are you a grill?
Not no mores

Fine be that way, I'll wait for those anons to come back then hmph.

>Uh, nothing...
Ok...
>>24269171
>Get baziggad
What did the norman mean by this?
>as cool as u
Just spray some water on your thinly veiled t-shirt. The bois luv that.
>Teases can't even be creeped on anymore
Uhm...well sorry about that then...you still wanna make a donation?
>their?
Their what :)
>Curled and inverted some of it jutting out from the skin
Sounds delicious, order for two ples!
>Raff or you ruse
I CHOSE BOTH
>>24269171
>It'd
Wow so fucking disrespectful. But yeah it would beat me too.
>when a gril dick is bigger than yours
...
>>24274501
Oh hey just saving this and definitely not using it as an avatar for online gaming profile :^)
>>24274512
My names Fiona, and am very shy too, does he liek hugs?

Stfu I wasn't (shh don't tell anybody, I have a reputation to uphold!)

>>24274751
sometimes i care about things i shouldn't and know better not to

it doesn't really matter, I think. actually it does, now that i am down, but i will learn to know better.

don't really know what to say, it's just my chest is heavy and all sleep gone

>>24274759
Hush hush. He will luv you forever

>>24274620
Theres no point in arguing if theres no substance in what to follow up on. I learned that from my mom since she liked arguing with me
It use to be like that but my dad liked watching shit alone, then my parents blow a bunch of money on tv and furniture
Christ sakes man just go dl that shit, dl is life. But then again thats a lot of seasons to catch up on

Only a select few should be able to pick up that reference man, thats how it should be

Your ass could have wanted but you didn't know. You were probably dressed like a slut tho ;p
Damn no offense pham, I'm just not a fan of that shows pacing and story
This is true but then you go over load and then no one or your dog wants to touch your bloated ass. Then your spouse will look for love on the ry
>I wanted to go right, pfft...
Y-ye-yeah huh I know right? ......right? Idk I pray that shit doesn't haunt me tbqh
>reservation cigs
Those are the ones with peyote in them right?

Is that what makes men go tipping for chivalry. I could do that to my self my self conscious would never allow it tbqh. I'm too dirty to wear a suit.
Kek but the metaphor is that they were both there and no one cared, cause they supply a service
Thats pretty true with wierd pets, its probably cause, "muh land and muh freedom"

I acually think I've still haven't drank any even I was offered. Thats one of those records I want to keep like never watching breaking bad.

Yeah wey, I waz up in yo place taking shit mang what you going to do wey?

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>>24274762
Just focus on the good things. I won't tell you to try not to worry cuz I know that's bs. Just try to find your happy place

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>>24274789
That place is long gone. ;-;

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>>24274800
Find a new one. It doesn't have to be fancy

>>24274668
You could be making art in a non serious way and then they take it too seriously and now your a famed artist of a new genre. I don't like righties but I feel the same about liberal arties

But shit i'll admit thats a good set for the artist, I know how you can get when someone starts judging your art. I'm technically an artist I've been drawing since I was a kid, so thats about two decades. guess thats my major outlet
And for whatever reason hindi called me drawanon since I use to drawfag in threads on this board. And that name stuck.

But kek was I exploiting emotions in my last post? I guess that happens sometimes. I'm about to head out but when I get back I'll dump some of my current shit. Be be warned its not all that gud

And yeah /ic/ can be a bit scary I've only posted there maybe once or twice. Idk if I'll be heading back anytime soon, not alot goes down over there.

I was trolling hard and got cought, am banned for a while. Cant give you yous but I will.

>>24274771
At least someone will, I should get a doge, at least I'd be less lonely.
>>24274782
Which is why you create the substance, why do you think lawyers and salesmen are excellent talkers, debaters, and best and not least, liars?
>my parents blow a bunch of money in tv and furniture
Did they get inspired by the Price is Rigjt and do the reverse kek.
I can't even download Japanese videos *wink*, much less download 30 hours of Rick screaming Carl's name for half the episode.

Select few who have the same mental disorders that is.

>you didn't know
You got a point there, I don't what I want most of time so...
>You were probably dressed like a slut tho
I wasn't asking for it, not even when I posted my nips a while back.
Of what show?
Which is more reason to get a doge now that I am not fat and before I go senile. Well this is the cuck ere, it wouldn't be suprising.
Right. It won't, I barely remember my last year anyways apart that I fucked up school kek.
>peyote
Pls no spanish here. This is America speak american. But yes I think, the naturally rolled ones, idk gotta ask the redhead.

Idk actually? In most cases I guess, I don't think the last few shootings were for that reason though.
Never say never, you don't know when you'll snap a few bolts out of anger and just 'splode, I know I've come real close a few times to just losing it.
>I'm too dirty to wear a suit.
That's ok, I like few clothes on anyways ;)
>thry supply a service
Yeah I know that, but what do the illegals bring to the table? :^)
USA GREATEST COUNTRY IN WORLD!

It's better to keep it that way, those things slowly kill you, like Red Bull and Monster kek.

Bruh...nah man nah, why you gotta go disrepecting mah crib and me like that homie? Yous finna gonna find a one way street right to the ass whoopin
>>24274909
How'd you type this then?

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>have free time to post
>nobody here
Que cosas no?

Almost ran over geese while driving earlier today, fuckers don't care if they live or die they just stand in the way.

>>24275075
>How'd you type this then?
From a family shared computer. It's not as good as my doped out gaming rig with 15 cores. It's decent for browsing/shitposting. You know.

>>24275186
Ayy I remember the times when there was miraculously a computer in the house growing uo, how I'd sneak around at night or when nobody was home as a kid kek.
>15 cores
What, isn't that a bit too much.
>You know.
Not really, just a bit yes.

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That anatomy book was pretty good, trying to skull firdt time from memory
Better than it was. Haha


>>24275122
I'm up but im on my phone so I cant make long replies, sup anun?

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Am I the only sleepless drifter tonight?

Oh well, gentle snoozes to all you cunts